Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Wang Chung]

I spotted an albino dalmatian the other day. It's the least I could do for him.

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”

 

[Wang Chung]

My wife gives me burnt offerings every night.

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[Wang Chung]

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. So she gave me a hug.

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[Wang Chung]

I'm not saying I am attractive or anything but when I get undressed in the bathroom. I turn the shower on.

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[Hidden Blaze]

Fear and Love are the two strongest emotions people can have and both can feed off of the other.

Ain’t that the truth. When you love someone so much, you definitely fear losing them.

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”

 

[Wang Chung]

Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.

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[Deezy]

I'll never understand why people cheer for their college alma maters....I don't know why I'd be proud of going to a place that put me in debt for most of my adult life.

 

[Swamps]

I'll never understand why people cheer for their college alma maters....I don't know why I'd be proud of going to a place that put me in debt for most of my adult life.

I mean there are some of us who went on scholarships and didn't pay a dime though.

However, good point.

 

[Kyle Gage]

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

 

[Swamps]

"Man, you're stupid" - Chris multiple times directed at me, lol

 

[Kyle Gage]

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."