Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Kyle Gage]

“I don’t know how to play chess, but to me, life is like a game of chess.”​

 

[Kyle Gage]

"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s."

 

[Wang Chung]

If I have to come back in here I am cracking skulls.

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[Kyle Gage]

"It was beauty that killed the beast."

 

[Kyle Gage]

"When life gives you lemons, just say ‘fuck the lemons’, and bail.​

 

[Kyle Gage]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.​

 

[Swamps]

So do ya know why they came up with the story the tortoise and the hair?......So fat people would feel better about themselves!

 

[Kyle Gage]

“So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?”​

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I’m on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this?

 

[Kyle Gage]

"What the hell have you people been smoking out there?

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I have a big head and little arms, and I don’t think this plan was very well thought out!

 

[Kyle Gage]

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

 

[Kyle Gage]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!

 

[Kyle Gage]

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

 

[Swamps]

Dark Humor is a sign of intelligence, so I'm the dark Albert Einstein!