Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Kyle Gage]

Well, it's not just me. There's the gargoyles and, of course, the bells.​

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[Kyle Gage]

 

[Kyle Gage]

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they clanged together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.

 

[Kyle Gage]

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"​

 

[Kyle Gage]

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Any old friend he could dig up.

 

[Wang Chung]

Where can I get eyes like that?

You need to kill a few people and get sent to a max slam like Crematoria.

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[Kyle Gage]

“Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people​

 

[Kyle Gage]

"One of us!"

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Do or do not, there is no try."

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I’m fu**ing miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”​

 

[Kyle Gage]

I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.

 

[Kyle Gage]

"I got a jar of dirt!"

 

[JakeYourBooty]

"I got a jar of dirt!"

It’s cup of dirt

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[Swamps]

"Hey Four Eyes, Vote For Quimby"

Hey Beard-o, Vote for Quimby"

Bart Simpson