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Kyle Gage

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“It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”​

 

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“That'll do, pig. That'll do.”
 

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Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
 

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Celebrating failure is super important when it comes to being successful.
 
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"Tic Tac, Officer?
 

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“Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”
 

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There should be a smiley that simply has "should've been booked better" because it's something every fan uses for any wrestler in any company ever.
 
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Elementary, my dear Watson.”
 

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How do you circumcise a dude from Alabama? Easy! Kick his sister in the jaw!
 

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"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
 
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." – Nada
 

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“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
 

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Kyle Gage

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eelOIL6

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”​