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Wang Chung

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My wife has been missing for a week and the police told me to prepare for the worst. So I went to goodwill and got all of her stuff back.

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This guy once told me on a traffic stop, "I pay your salary ". My response, "Oh, so you're the cheap bastard I've been looking for".
 
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Kyle Gage

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"We're very much alike, you and I"
 

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"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!"
 
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Wang Chung

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I ran out of toilet paper and began using old newspapers.

The Times are rough

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Kyle Gage

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"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin' to her enough, or somethin'. I don't know, I wasn't really payin' attention."
 
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Kyle Gage

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"We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for … one million dollars."
 

Kyle Gage

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"You had me at ‘hello.’"
 

Kyle Gage

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Kyle Gage

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I once asked my 400 LB friend what is the difference between him and an elephant . He says what? I say, "Not Much, fam. Not much"
 
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Kyle Gage

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"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"​

 

Kyle Gage

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“Excuse me while I whip this out.”