Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Kyle Gage]

Mountain Dew is Crap. Just Saying.

lol i like mt dew

 

[Swamps]

lol i like mt dew

I just stole that saying from a King of the Hill Meme, lol.

I like the blue mountain dew

 

[Kyle Gage]

can't i shit in peace

 

[Swamps]

How you smoke meth and still be fat

 

[Kyle Gage]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

 

[Spider DKR]

A
is a



enjoying their heel turn.

 

[Wang Chung]

If I clean my vacuum cleaner. I them become a vacuum cleaner.

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[Kyle Gage]

welcome to primetime bitch

 

[Swamps]

This one time at band camp I stuck a flute in my....

 

[Samoa Looch]

- Swamps at band camp, around age 10

 

[Swamps]

- Swamps at band camp, around age 10

Lol

 

[Kyle Gage]

i see dead people

 

[Swamps]

So my wife asks me if I wanted a new Sandwich Maker. I tell her. "No thanks. One wife is enough for me". She hasn't talked to me in a few days.

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!​

 

[Marty McFourth]

I used to prefer total silence to sleep when I was a bit younger but now I can't sleep unless I have a calm podcast or chill music playing, like it's really hard now since I found sounds I enjoy.