PULSE's Worst Wrestlers in WWF/E History

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Yes I agree with that. The booking made them so bad I couldn't stand them and really who in that group other than ziggler is doing anything?

The ironic thing is that besides Mitch, Ziggler was the least memorable memorable of the Spirit Squad. Kenny looked like an obvious future star while Johnny seemed like the guy who would eventually get to the top of the mountain, even if he wasn't the WWE's golden boy. Then Mikey had the character that could keep him over. Nicky was just sorta there and it didn't even seem like he'd have some bright future.

Warlord was just a big guy with attitude. He needed a manager to do things because he was horrible on the Mic.

To be fair, the fella was so huge that he didn't need to cut any meaningful promo.
 

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but you have to admit his outfit was horrid...as was the Barbarian's after the Powers split...
 

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alright gonna blow thru a lot of these tonight and tomorrow cuz I am off work and the gf is in Mass so here we go

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Vladimir Kozlov: 16pts ( [MENTION=157]Mitch Dynomite[/MENTION] 12th, @The Lineback 19th, [MENTION=1]Fuje Vise[/MENTION] 16th)
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King Kong Bundy: 16pts ( [MENTION=79]Sabretooth[/MENTION] 5th)
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The Goon: 16pts ( [MENTION=208]Enforcer[/MENTION] 5th)
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Rosey: 16pts (Mitch 5th)
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Justin Credible aka Aldo Montoya: 16pts ([MENTION=288]Halfbreed[/MENTION] 5th)
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Buff Bagwell: 16pts ( [MENTION=600]-CM-[/MENTION] 5th)
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Bad News Brown: 16pts ( [MENTION=59]Horrorfan_1986[/MENTION] 5th)
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How does King Kong Bundy make this list? He was directly involved in one of the WWF's biggest angles of 1986, the main event of that year's WM and body slammed a midget the next year. Plus the money he made the company more than justifies his push, so yeah, he's probably my biggest disagreement on this list so far.
 

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come on [MENTION=51]Fuji Vice[/MENTION] you feel the same way I do about Bad News Brown that he's awesome...

Justin Credible is one of my favorites of all time as well even though is WWF run was lackluster...he was still better then this

Buff was only in the WWF for a cup of tea but I guess his match was so bad it made a lasting impression

Bundy was great for what he was he was a much better fat guy then most others

Kozlov and Rosey are meh I can see why someone may put them on their lists

The Goon was a jobber so I am not sure how he would even qualify for this
 

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I thought Bundy sucked. The guy couldn't wrestle.

He bodyslammed a midget. GREAT!!!!
 

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once again you weren't around when he was big, trust me he was pretty good back in the day and if you don't stop picking fights in this thread it's gonna really piss me the fuck off
 

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Duke the Dumpster Droese: 17pts ( [MENTION=208]Enforcer[/MENTION] 4th)
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Rikishi aka The Sultan aka Fatu:17pts ( [MENTION=121]Porkchop Express[/MENTION] 4th)
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Albert aka Lord Tensai:17pts ( [MENTION=288]Halfbreed[/MENTION] 20th, [MENTION=576]Discord[/MENTION] 5th)
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Marc Mero:18pts ([MENTION=157]Mitch Dynomite[/MENTION] 16th, Booty 8th)
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Brooklyn Brawler aka Kimchee:18pts (Porkchop 18th, Enforcer 20th, Discord 7th)
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Big Vito:18pts (Mitch 3rd)
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Snitsky:18pts ([MENTION=288]Halfbreed[/MENTION] 17th, [MENTION=1]Fuje Vise[/MENTION] 13th, [MENTION=60]The Linebacker[/MENTION] 15th)
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Santino:18pts ( [MENTION=75]MKT[/MENTION] 19th, Brando 5th)
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Meat aka Shawn Stasiak:18pts (Enforcer 3rd)
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Zack Ryder: 19pts (Porkchop 2nd)
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King Kong Bundy is King Kong Bundy so he shouldn't be on this list.
 
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There were two King Kong Bundy's. There was the 80's one that had the awesome 5 count gimmick and became the biggest babyface in history (Well, for me at least) when he squashed Little Beaver. Then there was the mid 90's return Bundy that failed to recapture that magic he once had. I can't say I can argue too much with the latter version being included although the former entertained me too much.

Kozlov was a giant failure.

I don't know why the Goon was even voted. The dude was just a lowcarder/JTTS who didn't even have a single memorable match in his short run.

Can't say I ever liked Rosey.

I thought Aldo Montoya had plenty of entertaining lowcard matches. His booking during his three runs with the company was heavily flawed though.

Buff Bagwell was pretty much in the match that killed WCW as a possible WWE brand. So despite only having one match for the company, it's hard to argue his inclusion.

Bad News Brown was fucking horrible in the WWE. So many drawn out, dull and terrible matches that typically ended in some sort of BS finish.

Droese sucked.

I found Rikishi to be entertaining during his Headshrinkers and initial babyface Rikishi run, however; he did have plenty of poor moments. Personally, I don't think he deserves to be on the list, but I can't argue it.

Albert has had plenty of poor matches, but he's also had a few hidden gems.

Mero had plenty of good matches not to deserve to be on the list.

Steve Lombardi had some decent enough house show matches, but it's hard to think of Brawler without remembering his terrible matches with the Red Rooster.

Big Vito made a dress gimmick work.

A couple of Snitsky's gimmicks were alright, but it's not an easy task to find quality matches of his.

Santino has been one of the best comedic wrestlers in the past decade for the WWE.

I can't say I remember Stasiak doing anything of value in the WWE.

Zack Ryder's was someone's #2? Harsh. Hasn't he been through enough this year? :lol:

once again you weren't around when he was big, trust me he was pretty good back in the day and if you don't stop picking fights in this thread it's gonna really piss me the fuck off

I know it's the fun thing to poke fun at Inferno, but don't you think you're being a bit harsh on him? He's basically giving his thoughts like anyone else. I don't know his viewing habits, but thanks to WWE 24/7, it's more than possible that he's seen a ton of Bundy's first run matches. Let's face it, a giant dude body slamming a midget over 20 years ago isn't going to fill everyone's heart with that warm fuzzy feeling. It's not like Bundy was in Vader or Bigelow's league as far as the best big men in history.
 

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Santino's inclusion is silly. He plays his role really well
 

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once again you weren't around when he was big, trust me he was pretty good back in the day and if you don't stop picking fights in this thread it's gonna really piss me the fuck off

Ok so I won't defend my point on why i chose what wrestler I chose.
 

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You can defend but you don't have to do it in such a confrontational manner that is all that I am saying
 

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His match with Hogan at WM 2 was one of the worst WrestleMania main events I've seen, The guy walks like he has something up his ass, and he sucks at selling moves. Every time he sells, he opens and closes his mouth making it look like he's gasping for air.
 

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I'll definitely stick up for Bad News Brown as well (totally missed him on the bottom in that section) since he entertained me and I loved his gimmick. Sure his matches weren't the best, but his character was pretty well rounded and hey, he did beat up Jack Tunney so that's always a bonus.

As for the new list, its hard to argue with some of them (Droese, Bagwell, Rosey) but I certainly don't think Mero or Santino need to be on there. During his high point, Mero was having good matches all the time and his opener with HHH at Beware of Dog remains a near perfect clinic on how to properly sell an arm injury. As for Santino, he does exactly what he's expected to, which is provide comedy and entertainment, so I'm not sure how he can be classified as a "worst" anything.

Oh and Zack Ryder fucking sucks, end of story. Never liked him, never will and the best moment he's ever provided me was getting wheeled off the stage by Kane...WHICH was enough to keep him off my list simply because of how hilarious it was.