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Tgmiveld isn't too far off tbh. Chicks will take advantage of a drunk guy, they also know they can always use the excuse of "oh you were drunk, dunno what you're talking about'. Especially works for younger chicks and desperate MILFS. Been there, done that. Idk if that would work if you're looking for a relationship or whatever though. lol
it loosens you up the booze does. women think you are a loser if you are not down the local boozer.

just get pissed around her, and see where it takes you. also acted jaded, women love a lad who does ot give a shiny shit about things. use big words like "friverlous" and "vacous" to impress her as well
 

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it loosens you up the booze does. women think you are a loser if you are not down the local boozer.

just get pissed around her, and see where it takes you. also acted jaded, women love a lad who does ot give a shiny shit about things. use big words like "friverlous" and "vacous" to impress her as well
Fun fact: This doesn't account for 100% of the Female population this planet.

Also, this isn't a productive tactic for a relationship, which has already been covered by Deth but I thought I might as well emphasize the point.
 
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Fun fact: This doesn't account for 100% of the Female population this planet.

Also, this isn't a productive tactic for a relationship, which has already been covered by Deth but I thought I might as well emphasize the point.
it works for the majoirty lad

women might act like they care about feelings, but really they want a bloke to be a bloke , they want him to not show his emotions and be jaded to the world. they want a lad to get pissed and be a hardnut, trust me it works for the miveld
 

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You could go the old fashioned route and just explain your feelings and that you'd like to take things a step further... please don't listen to some of the fucked up advice you're getting here or you'll end up alone just like the people giving you the advice.
 
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it works for the majoirty lad

women might act like they care about feelings, but really they want a bloke to be a bloke , they want him to not show his emotions and be jaded to the world. they want a lad to get pissed and be a hardnut, trust me it works for the miveld
Yeah, the majority of the girls from the area you're from, this area likely having enough whores to get every STD from.
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this is how I snared my fanny, on 2 occasions

we met up at the local boozer, after a bit of the liquid, I loosened up and talked about how jaded I was about life for 4 hours, the pussy on the women got wet, I made sure to turn up looking jaded, like I have not made much effort, i did not shave or anything.

the pussy made the move and snogged me on both occasions.

simple as that
 

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this is how I snared my fanny, on 2 occasions

we met up at the local boozer, after a bit of the liquid, I loosened up and talked about how jaded I was about life for 4 hours, the pussy on the women got wet, I made sure to turn up looking jaded, like I have not made much effort, i did not shave or anything.

the pussy made the move and snogged me on both occasions.

simple as that
You do know this guy is underage, correct?
 

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I take it things went well then?
I guess so. We didn't talk in real life, but we texted all night and I just asked her, and she told me just be straight up. So I'll at least know what to do next time.
 

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HAHAHA i hope i didnt post before this. Bro there is no best way. Plan on making an ass out of yourself and laugh if it doesnt go as planned. She is as nervous as you are about it, or there isnt shit to work at.