It's Morphin Time: A Mighty Morphin Watch-Through

[Kairi HoHo]

Episode 5: Different Drum aka who knew Music could be so dangerous!​

Music can be a powerful tool when life is hitting you every way in your life, but in this Episode we get to see Music could BE THE DEATH OF YOU! We open up the Episode with Kim instructing some ladies in the Gym, and on the side Billy who has two left wanting to be involved. I gotta be honest one of the funniest Scenes in Power Rangers is when Billy falls on the Cart and goes flying into a Broom Closet and then somehow slingshots back into the Main area of the Gym how is that even possible Billy? Billy always to fit in being a nerd, if only he knew and I think if Power Rangers from this group started today, you would of saw Trini and Billy together in a relationship. She got him more than any other in the Ranger and as you'll see later in future Episodes and Seasons that I was so right.

As the Teens continue to exercise, and we get a Zack vs Bulk in a Dance that is fucking hilarious in it's own right, Rita wants a Monster created and she gets in the Gnarly Gnome. The plan is for Gnome to use his hypnotic accordion to kidnap some of the dancer girls and hold them hostage! Wait why is Gnome only choosing young girls, and girls at that what about gender equality and is Gnome being a Pedophile Goblin coming to mind in all of this or is that just me? After some smooth tunes[yeah hell naw the music was garbage, pornos wouldn't even use it] Gnome brings a group of the girls to his secret Cave see where I'm going with this, and he's going to make everyone dance till they die essentially. Melissa who was one of the girls we see in the Episode being Deaf not being fixed in hold finds Jason and here we go with the Rangers going to save the day.

After the Rangers beat Gnome's ass and are the girls are saved, we see Zack say let's go get some Ice Cream. Zack for real Ice Cream at a time like this, when these girls could of been killed THEY NEED A DOCTOR TO TALK TO FOOL! Don't worry it ends happy again when Melissa wants to dance with Billy oh no..but Billy shows he's been watching the Go Ninja Go Ninja Music Video and was ready for this moment. Tomorrow I'm feeling froggy I'm going to do one of my favs from the first Season of PR and it's called FOOD FIGHT!!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Oh god the monster from the upcomin' Food Fight episode. Legendary stuff.

 

[Petty]

I didn't feel like this needed a new thread but since we have a Power Ranger thread I figured I just post them here. But, these two things would be able to get me back into the Power Ranger world with interest.





The second one was directed by Joseph Hahn of Linkin Park.

Thoughts?

 

[Kairi HoHo]

Episode 6: Food Fight aka Pudgy Pig needs Rehab.

One of the most memorable Episodes not just in Mighty Morphin, but Power Rangers in general is Food Fight. We open up with all the Rangers serving different types of Cultural Foods to the rest of the Students from Angel Grove and it all goes to shit when Bulk decides to throw a Pie and sling it across the Room and knocks Prinicpal Caplan's Wig off while hitting Skull that's a Three Pointer from way down town he's on FIRE! Truth be told I always wanted to be apart of a Food Fight and I don't know why my High School did one, because their were so many let's say shady characters in my High School who would of done it if the price was right like Dibiase. As Rita watches on like the stalker she is, she has Pudgy Pig come to Angel Grove to make them really fight for their food and Pudgy is on the prowl when he starts to eat everything in sight poor guy first at a Park in Angel Grove

Our Lord and Savior

After Zordon brings the Rangers to the Command Center to see what has been happening in the world, while they were tossing Food around with all the poor people in this world, they find out Pig is hungry and who is gonna stop him? The Rangers quickly confront Pig, and even for his look and size he's all 100% Pork baby and the Rangers are getting their ass kicked. Pig went from wanting a Wawa Hoagie to getting the Rangers Weapons and putting him in his Belly! The Rangers are on the Ropes and Pig sends the Rangers on the other side of Town to figure out how to beat Pudgy Pig. While all of that is happening Pig has utterly destroyed the Youth Center putting in Food as if he's a FUCKING VACUUM and before the Rangers leave Trini see's something?

Trini see's that Pudgy Pig hates Spicy Food, don't come to my house Pig you AIN'T INVITED! The Rangers now have a plan to poison pretty much Pudgy Pig to make him spit out all his Food including the Rangers Weapons to defeat him and put him on the Ropes. Poor Pudgy couldn't help himself as the Rangers have a Buffet of Food for Pig and suddenly Acid Re-flux kicks in and as Pig becomes a deflated Balloon from the lost of food and energy, the Rangers get their Weapons back and put the boots to Pudgy Pig sending him to the Shadow Realm. After the Rangers beat Pig they need to complete one more mission and that is make money for the Playground Equipment and Caplan pays 20 fucking bucks for a Hoagie and the Hoagie didn't do well with his Stomach and he splashes Water over his Face knocking off his Wig for the second time in the Episode. So Trini how much money did you guys make before Pig showed up, because those are Crack prices 20 bucks geez.
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[Kairi HoHo]

I didn't feel like this needed a new thread but since we have a Power Ranger thread I figured I just post them here. But, these two things would be able to get me back into the Power Ranger world with interest.





The second one was directed by Joseph Hahn of Linkin Park.

Thoughts?

Yeah I dug both. Shattered Grid I would love see a Live Action version, because the Comics I read was amazing and met the hype. I stopped reading just after the problem was solved, but the Timelines I remember are all fucked up now. The second vid yeah Adi Shankar did his thing with that. He had the spin and thought and it makes sense. The Rangers were child soldiers, of course they are going to be fucked up because of it.

 

[Petty]

And James Van Deer Beek did his thing in that!

 

[Kairi HoHo]

And James Van Deer Beek did his thing in that!

Oh yeah he was the perfect Rocky. Rocky I hoped they would of put the jealously type role on him in the Series. I mean he took over for Jason maybe the best and most beloved Red Ranger, and they never went into him being second fiddle to Tommy and honestly Alisha, Adam did as well once their powers were passed to them.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah, how they defeated the Pig was pretty good. It's a good twist for a kid's show better than most of the twists in the series. It almost feels like they get beaten down a bit usually then someone go hey we're the Power Rangers we can still win this and win anyways even if it makes little sense.

I don't know about your desire to be apart of a Food Fight in real life though. That just sounds disgustin' and there aren't enough showers in the gym where I went to school to solve that.

 

[Chris]

Yeah, how they defeated the Pig was pretty good. It's a good twist for a kid's show better than most of the twists in the series. It almost feels like they get beaten down a bit usually then someone go hey we're the Power Rangers we can still win this and win anyways even if it makes little sense.

I don't know about your desire to be apart of a Food Fight in real life though. That just sounds disgustin' and there aren't enough showers in the gym where I went to school to solve that.

My school had zero showers so a food fight would have been miserable, I woulda just called my mom to come get me or something

 

[Kiffy Lube]

So what did you do after havin' a sweaty gym class? Or is this apart of the timeline where schools cut out gym classes because fat kids and anime fans scared of balls refused to take part so they just cut them?

 

[Chris]

So what did you do after havin' a sweaty gym class? Or is this apart of the timeline where schools cut out gym classes because fat kids and anime fans scared of balls refused to take part so they just cut them?

IDK how gym did it bc I was in sports in Junior High and the first two years of high school (didn't need any gym classes after that), and we just sprayed some body spray on and went about the day Freshmen year of high school wasn't bad bc football was the last period of the day so we just started our after school practice early, but it was 5th period sophomore year and they had showers that a few people used but most just used some axe and called it a day. IDK what the kids that were in gym did bc they definitely didn't have any showers since those were only available to the guys that played sports so they were probably just musty the rest of the day

 

[Kairi HoHo]

So what did you do after havin' a sweaty gym class? Or is this apart of the timeline where schools cut out gym classes because fat kids and anime fans scared of balls refused to take part so they just cut them?

Yeah my High School didn't have any, probably would of just walked home hehe. I mean my High School was the biggest in the State and to see hundreds of kids throwing food would of been fun, at least for me, but don't think I would forget an ass whopping from my Mom if I came home with food all over my Clothes after the fight.

 

[Kairi HoHo]

Episode 7: Big Sisters aka Chicken choke that child please!​

Yeah forgive me with the Title guys, the little kid in this Episode is so damn annoying it's frustrating. I remember watching this Episode as a kid and I thought if I acted that way, my Mother would of scalped me or knock my ass into next week literally. Anyways we open up the Episode with Trini and Kim looking for a certain kid they are babysitting and they can't find her anywhere. After some bad Detective work from Zack, Maria shows up and is shown shutting off the Hot Water and smirking like the evil Devil she is!

Instead of Kim and Trini getting a Belt and taking her to the Woodshed, they come up with the idea of going on a Picnic oh great let's up the sociopath to the point she'll think anytime I do something wrong, I'll get a nice meal outta of it! Moments before all of this, Rita is telling her Crew and the Audience of her finding some Power Eggs and how powerful they are that Zordon can't stop them. Just as Rita wants to open up the Box with the Eggs, they don't open and the plot device Maria is the reason why we have to painfully watch this Episode. We are back to Angel Grove when Rita sends down some Puddies to attack Kim and Trini to get kidnap Maria because only a child can open open up the damn box.

After a successful kidnapping Trini and Kim head back to find the rest of the team and with the Rangers having trouble getting in touch with Zordon, Billy shows up his newest Invention: THE RAD BUG! Yes this same Car is in the Sentai counterpart, but damn is this was futuristic cars were suppose to look like in the eyes of 90's Writers back then hehe. Also if Billy's Rad Bug as fast as he says, pretty sure that it would legit melt your face off with that speed.

I always wondered how in the hell did Billy know the coordinates to the Command Center when they were teleported all the time hmm? Anyways as Chunky Chicken and Crew are feeling themselves too much, the Rangers show up and with barely any resistance knock the Box with the Power Eggs outta of their hands into the Ocean, butterfingers guys..STOP EATING ALL THAT GREASY FOOD THEN YOU CLOWNS! Rita has the Rangers in a bind, she tells them get my Power Eggs or I'm going to cut that Rope that Maria is hanging from! Like for real we are going to kill off a kid, and we nearly have that happen till the Megazord saves Maria and then the Rat Bug cleans it up with a Save getting Maria away from the battle. After Maria is save the Rangers can finally concentrate and Chunky Chicken like the fool he is, gets destroyed pretty damn easy with a slash from the Power Sword!

In the last few mins of the Episode with the Rangers back at Ernie's Juice Bar, Ernie says it on the House and that is never a good sign when you see a closeup of a Bowl of Chili Kim is holding in the air. Clearly this girl doesn't know how to hold onto anything but her Mirror, but Bulk paid the price when Kim drops the Bowl of Chili on top of the head of Bulk just as he was enjoying his Desert that sucks. So yeah this Episode to me was really bad, Maria getting on my nerves, trying to kill of a kid hilarious, but no, and Chunky Chicken was a step back as a Monster vs Pudgy Pig from the previous Episode.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

That kid belongs in an oven.

 

[Kairi HoHo]

Episode 8: I, Eye Guy aka One Eyed Willy I just had to sorry
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We all know Rita over the hated the Rangers till the end in Power Rangers in Space, but you know what he hates more the Rangers: intelligent kids! Willy was no exception as Willy is hanging out with the Rangers showing off his new Virtual Reality Invention for the Science Fair. Even with Rita sending Puddies to kidnap Willy, nothing was going to stop the Rangers from getting Willy to the Science Fair. The true question in all of this, why is Willy hanging out with the Rangers who are way older than him, does Willy know how to talk to people including girls and why Willy one of the most intelligent kids in town not ask the Rangers you are guys the Power Rangers questions questions I need to know SABAN!

As Willy finally reaches the Science Fair, Bulk and Skull want to end all the fun that is happening at the Science Fair and they themselves are put into an Invention that turned them to drag.

Willy was apart of the plan for all this to happen at the stern ass Judge for the Science Fair comes down hard on him and DQ's him from the competition. I can't blame Willy from being upset the kid worked his whole life for this and the rug gets pulled from under his feet due to Bulk and Skull FUCK OFF JUDGE! Anyways Willy runs away like a Women in a Soap Opera on Telemundo and after a few moments Billy goes to cheer him up. As Willy is down on himself he gets met by Eye Guy wanting his mind to help end the world for Rita. On a side note why in the hell is this kid wearing a Conductor hat, does he have a part time job at a Train Station or what?

As Willy is trapped inside the Vortex of Eye Guy's Eye the Rangers are ready to fight and quickly the Rangers find out using your Power Weapons doesn't mean the end of this Monster today. As the the Rangers are getting their asses kicked, Zordon tells Billy that Eye Guy's Main Eye is hidden elsewhere in a Forest so if he destroys that he can save Willy. Hey Zordon WHERE IN THE FUCK WAS THAT INFO 5 MINS BEFORE we started using our Weapons huh? As Billy is able to hit Eye Guy straight in the Eye with his Power Lance, Eye Guy starts to spark like Jumper Cables and it's time to grow! I always thought they rushed the fights in Mighty Morphing back in the day, guess they didn't like using all of the Sentai footage, but the Rangers in the Megazor hit Eye Guy one last time in the Eye defeating him and hooray Willy is saved!

Willy is saved and now he can be at the Science Fair, and the Judge gives Willy first prize for his Invention good for him. Happiness is in the air as Bulk and Skull walk into the room, wanting their Clothes back and Trini and Kimberly give them back their clothes. No their clothes aren't normal they have shrunk their clothes to the size of a Toddler and the Rangers are suppose to be the babyfaces right? I mean imagine those two having to walk home with Towels wrapped around them, and explain all of this to their Parents, while taking all the wise cracks walking home that's fucked up Kim and Trini!