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  1. I've been here for almost 5 years now...

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  2. Well Whos It Going to Be?

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  3. Tyler Reks is Mike Knox version 2.

    That wouldn't draw though. Kofi B. Ware doesnt have any charisma either.

  4. Something far more important than Nash and Booker...

    Who cares if he doesnt speak English? Couldn't they pretape his promos and add in subtitles? I know that's a very "1980's" thing to do (the pre-taped promos) but fuck it. I've watched plenty of New Japan matches where Stan Hansen, Vader or whoever just had a translator standing next to them too...

  5. Look at this

    Do it. Do it. Do it.

  6. Look at this

    You cared so much that you typed a whole page of gross inaccuracies. You're butthurt I called you a smurf, lol. what a piece of work you are

  7. Look at this

    It's because this place is staffed by pure faggotry ^^^^

  8. Tyler Reks is Mike Knox version 2.

    Hopefully he'll get 'Future Endeavored' if they do a Spring Cleaning. Though, they did do a "End of the Year Cleaning" before Christmas......hmmm

  9. Look at this

    Just stop paying the hosting fee. Solves your problems right there.

  10. WM guest host?

    It'll probably be Bob Euchere or however you spell his fucking name.

  11. Tyler Reks is Mike Knox version 2.

    Tyler Reks is literally another version of Mike Knox. 1: Never talks. 2: Wears black trunks with chest hair (more than half the roster does, I know..but work with me here..) 3: Squashes jobbers and fellow lower carders. 4: Has no charisma and really; no foreseeable long term future...

  12. Miz Calls Out REAL World's Champion

    They sort of look like a poor-man's Pillman-Austin "Hollywood Blondes". Sorta, I guess. :/

  13. WrestleMania 28 Location Revealed

    I thought it was going to be Dallas for certain. Cowboys Stadium can seat over 100,000, right? Maybe they'll break with the "every 10 years we go to NY" tradition for 'Mania 30 and go big in Dallas? I KNOW Vince is thinking of it. Miami is alright I guess. Wasn't 24 in Miami?

  14. Alberto Pendejo

    Whoa! You sure showed me with that one, huh? Man...I'll never recover from that one.

  15. HOF 2011

    Heroes of Wrestling if he actually shows up at alll they should induct Hogan, Austin and Flair next.
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