Your Last Meal

[Troy]

They finally realised that you are Jack the Ripper and you are sitting on death row and are due to be executed in two days time. What would you select as your last ever meal? I know that some states and countries have monetary limits for the last meal but for this hypothetical presume that cost is no object.

Would you go over the top and order a huge amount of food? Would you not bother with food and instead go for a liquid supper?


One of the most famous last meal requests that I find humourous is Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011. He ordered; Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.

Ordered all that and then didn't eat any of it.

 

[Nate]

Oh God lol.

Umm honestly I'd go all out. Duck load of Coke, 2 Double Cheeseburgers with the works. Pouting (ands lots of it, very Canadian I know). And finally I'd finish off with with a peanut butter sandwich... And since I have a peanut allergy...

 

[Deezy]

Jarred fish with Rice, fried seaweed, moose burgers and friedbread made by my mom. Couldn't think of anything better than a meal made by the person more bummed to see you go then the person who brought you into the world, doubt they'd half ass your meal.

 

[punk13]

Domino's

 

[Echo]

Probably a KFC bargain bucket, that stuff is god like.

 

[We Are Legion]

I made my veggie meat tacos last night. You can eat a shit ton of them and not gain an ounce. Added some Frank's Red Hot sauce on them to spice them up and it was a pleasant experience.

 

[Echo]

I made my veggie meat tacos last night. You can eat a shit ton of them and not gain an ounce. Added some Frank's Red Hot sauce on them to spice them up and it was a pleasant experience.

I don't think you'd be worrying about your weight if you were about to die.

 

[Chris]

Some simple spaghetti and meatballs would probably be mine if I actually wanted the last meal, not if I was trollin' like that one guy.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

6 or 7 Big Macs.

 

[Crippler]

Lobster, Crab & STEAK! with some bread rolls and butter on the side.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

10lbs of bacon.

 

[Chris]

10lbs of bacon.

So you'd die before they execute you, I like it.

 

[Dod Draper]

Pizza. Lots of it. It'd have to be pizza from the right place, though; some places do great pizza and other places can really fuck it up and make crappy pizza.

Failing that, I'd take like 20 XL Bacon Double Cheeseburgers from Burger King.

 

[Troy]

For me it would have to be my homemade Rogan Josh, Saffron Rice, Raita and Jalapeno Bread. Plus a huge side of bacon and finished off with a cheesecake for dessert. May as well go all out and just gorge yourself if it was your last meal