WWF Champion: The Rock
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Ken Shamrock
WWF Tag Team Champions: The New Age Outlaws
WWF European Champion: X-Pac
WWF Light Heavyweight Champion: Duane Gill
WWF Woman's Champion: Sable
WWF Hardcore Champion: Mankind
WWF RAW is WAR
November 30th, 1998
Baltimore, Maryland
In the back, The Undertaker and Paul Bearer are scheming up a plan.
The Headbangers and the ICP come down to the ring, BUT AUSTIN COMES OUT WITH A SHOVEL! He drops all 4 of them with stunners before grabbing the mic, he says his watch says Buried Alive is thirteen days away, but Stone Cold ain't gonna wait that long. Before the night's over, Undertaker's gonna wear be wearing this damn shovel upside his head, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.
Tonight: Bossman/Mankind in a Ladder Match for the Hardcore Championship.
In the back, Mark and D'Lo are getting Mark ready for his date.
Austin looks for The Undertaker backstage, he BUMPS INTO A YOUNG STEPHANIE who looks frightened.
The New Age Outlaws vs. Gangrel & Edge (w/Christian)
The full Corporation comes out onto the stage to show the Outlaws support in hopes that join, Gunn, hits Edge with a powerbomb off the top to give the Outlaws a brief isolation over him. The camera focuses way too much on the Corporation, so we miss Gangrel getting a hot tag which makes no sense, anyway the match breaks down and Christian hits Gunn in the back with one of the tag titles for the DQ.
After the match; Shamrock and Bossman run out to attack the Brood, the Stooges talk with the Outlaws as they walk up the ramp to the back.
In the back, Austin is still looking for Taker, he walks into a walk-in freezer. BUT TAKER COMES FROM BEHIND AND LOCKS HIM IN!
Backstage: Mark Henry asks D'Lo for a favour and asks him to go along with him on the date for confidence, D'Lo says he's never lacked confidence before. Mark says he needs him and won't get in the way, D'Lo thinks it over and agrees.
The Undertaker and Paul Bearer come down to the ring, Taker says he knows somewhere, Kane is here. As his Ministry grows ever stronger and his plague of evil over the WWF grows ever stronger, there are two things that stand in their way. Stone Cold Steve Austin, who he'll keep on ice until he buries him alive at Rock Bottom. But Tonight, Kane our battle is joined, so if he has the courage, he can come out here. Because when this night ends, one of them will face the future and one of them faces eternal darkness. Kane comes out and they fight. Taker gets the better and hits the Tombstone before calling out someone from the back, guys in white suits run down to the ring with a straightjacket and nightsticks come down for Kane, but Kane sits up. He fights a couple of them off before escaping through the crowd. They chase after him, as Taker and Paul leave up the ramp.
Outside the building, Mark and D'Lo are by a limo. Mark pulls out a jacket, sunglasses and limo driver's hat. D'Lo figures it out now
lmao
Back from break, Mark and D'Lo are meet Chyna in the hotel lobby. He tries to help her with her jacket and gives her flowers but she's not having any of it. She walks to the car, Mark swears they're going to have a good time. Chyna aks if that's D'Lo the limo driver, but Mark disagrees even though she obviously sees who he is.
X-Pac comes down to the ring, he says a lot of people have come out and asked about whats up with the New Age Outlaws. If they want to know about them, you should ask the Outlaws, not him. The real reason he came out here is Shawn Michaels and calls him out so he can beat his ass, without a chair. Shawn Michaels comes out to the ring. He says, first of all, KID, he's the new sheriff in town, the new WWF Commissioner, and if he wanted crap from him, he'd pick it out of his teeth. He's had chunks of guys bigger than him in his stool. X-Pac asks how wide his bumhole is then. Shawn said nothing would thrill him more than to hand his ass over to him right now, but he's not an active wrestler, and if he so much as looks at him the wrong way, he'll send him back down to that money pit in Atlanta so fast it'll make his head spin. Shawn says he seems ready for a fight, so he'll give him one. Tonight, he'll face Ken Shamrock with HIS European Title on the line. He says to hit HIS music, and "Break It Down" plays, and he says he was DX before DX was cool.
Back to the date, D'Lo pulls up in front of some bar. Mark and Chyna go in.
THE FREEZER DOOR IS NOW OPEN~!
Owen Hart comes out for commentary.
Goldust vs. Jeff Jarrett (w/Debra McMichaels)
Not as good as the 11/9 match from 3 weeks ago, they get the same amount of time but just walk through stuff. Goldust set up for Shattered Dreams, but Debra comes in to distract him. Goldust turned around and dares her to slap his ass, but Owen Hart attacks him for the DQ. The Blue Blazer runs out doing martial arts stuff, he unmasks and it's Steve Blackman. Refs run down to stop this.
SPLIT SCREEN: One camera following Austin, the other following Taker, Paul and the guys in white.
Shawn comes out with Bossman, and the JOB Squad come out with Mankind. But, Shawn sends them to the back while Shawn takes a seat at the commentary table.
Ladder Match for the WWF Hardcore Championship: The Big Bossman vs. Mankind
This is fun, tons of brutal ladder shots as Shawn shits on everything cause Corporate Shawn is an even bigger asshole than regular Shawn. This is basically a Mankind showcase with a ladder, he busts out the ladder suplex spot where he suplexes the ladder onto Bossman. They have a good mix of just punching one another in the face, before reusing the ladders in hopes that weaken the other for them to climb the ladder. Mankind applies Socko to Bossman as they're both standing on top of the ladder, Bossman falls and as it looks like Mankind has it won. The Rock runs outs and shoves him off. He sets up the ladder and Bossman begins to climb while the Rock hits the Rock Bottom. Bossman pulls down the title for the win. **3/4
After the match; Shawn, Rock and Bossman take turns stomping on poor Mankind.
In the parking lot, Taker and Paul FIND KANE! They begin fighting in a dark room, Taker again gets the better as he uses a chair. Paul pulls out a body bag as Taker says he can do this, he tells Paul to get the orderlies. He begins putting Kane inside the bag. BUT AUSTIN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITS TAKER IN THE FACE WITH THE SHOVEL. FUCK YEAH!
Marc Mero comes down to the ring, he says he hears Duane Gill is from right here in Baltimore, but if he can't beat that JOBBER, then this is the last time you'll ever see Marc Mero.
DUANE GILL COMES OUT WITH HIS FOOTBALL TEAM!
Marc Mero vs. Duane Gill
Mero dominates the entire time, and just like Christian he takes him too lightly and gets too cocky. So, Scorpio and Holly come down the ramp to distract him. That allows the fuckin' Blue Meanie to come through the crowd and push him off the top, that allows Gill to cover Maro for the win. FUCK YES! IT'S OVER!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Backstage: Paul Bearer find the orderlies and they go back to where Taker and Kane was.
Back on the date, Mark reads Chyna another poem over Jazz music. He goes for a toast but Chyna refuses and downs the glass of wine, Mark asks for a dance.................AND CHYNA KINDA SMILES and shrugs.
WWF European Championship: X-Pac vs. Ken Shamrock (w/Commissionaire Shawn Michaels)
Good again, but I doubt they will ever touch their IC tournament finals match. Ken is Ken so he's brutal on offense with throws, strikes and holds. Pac has these fun flurry of comebacks just to get cut off, during the match we cut to the back with Vince, Shane and the Stooges trying to recruit the Outlaws. Ken keeps going for the front face lock which looks awesome btw, but Pac fights out and starts hitting these awesome spin kicks really throwing his body into it. He makes a full comeback and hits the Bronco Buster, but Shawn distracts and pulls the ref out as Pac hits the X-Factor. Bossman comes down and clotheslines Pac........................BUT TRIPLE H RUNS DOWN AND ATTACKS KEN FOR REVENGE! FUCK YEAH! Pac and Hunter quickly leave before Shawn tries any fuckery. **1/2
Backstage: Paul and the white coats go into the room, they see a body in the bag and take it away. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
Back at the bar, Mark is dancing he tries to get Chyna to dance but she just stands and smiles the whole time. SHE THEN APPLAUDS HIS EFFORTS! Mark leaves to go take a piss, as 3 MEN WALK IN. HOLY SHIT! 1 OF THEM IS SIMON DEAN! Simon asks her for a dance, but she tells him to get lost. He CALLS HER A BITCH
so Mark punches him, Mark the beats up the other two as Chyna pulls him off.
Val Venis comes out, but he's not alone as The Godfather and 3 hoes come out, this is by far the best-looking hoes Godfather has had in weeks.
Val Venis (w/The Godfather & Hoes) vs. Tiger Ali Singh (w/Babu)
Tiger continues to be the worse wrestler on the roster, he and Droz must be in competition to out shit the other. Godfather sends the Hoes over to distract Babu to stop his interference, but that doesn't matter as Jacque and Terri come out, Terri low blows Val again for the DQ.
The Godfather gets Val and they leave, as the Acolytes run out and destroy Tiger and Babu for being awful.
In the parking lot, Bearer watches the ambulance drive off, as he asks where his "Dead Man" is. The camera cuts to a monitor of STONE COLD AND KANE ARE WATCHING IT TOGETHER
THE ROCK COMES OUT TO A MODIFIED VERSION OF B.I.G's HYPNOTIZE THEME
NAW THIS SHIT GOES HARD!
Al Snow (w/Head) vs. The Rock
This gets a couple of minutes, Rock now "THE ROCK" he bumps around making a lot of Al shitty strikes look A1, his punches and stomps are now at the elite Rock level as he's slowly putting the rest of the pieces together. The ref gets bumped and the Rock hits the Rock Bottom, he goes for the Corporate Elbow............BUT THINKS BETTER AND DOES IT TO HEAD
Rock tries to hit Snow with head, but he ducks it and takes it away. Al hits Rock with the head but the ref is still out. Shamrock and Bossman come down now, as Al again tries to hit Rock with the head but this time he ducks it and counters into the Rock Bottom for the win. **1/4
After the match; Mankind runs out, but runs right into a 3 on 1. Bossman chokes him with the nightstick as Rocky and Shamrock punch and kick away. The J.O.B. Squad runs out to help, but the Rock leaves with the title instead of getting involved in the brawl, but Mankind runs after him and they fight on the stage to the back.
In the back, Paul yells for Taker but Austin grabs him, he shoves him into the freezer and KANE comes out. Austin says Taker is on his way to the nut house and they drag Paul Bearer away.
Austin's music hits, Austin and Kane come out dragging Paul Bearer with them. Austin
asks how he feels knowing he's the one that sent The Undertaker to the damn crazy house. He was gonna bury him alive and then he was gonna embalm him, and Paul yells that it was The Undertaker. Austin demands a beer and gets one. He asks the people if they want to see Kane beat the hell out of Paul Bearer, gimmie a HELL YEAH! But then stops it and says that ain't good enough. He asks Kane about his thing with the gas can but stops that too. Austin pulls out a pair of scissors. AND PAUL BEARER FAKE PASSES OUT
mark:
1998 Paul Bearer is now in the race for MVP. He cuts open Paul's shirt like he did to him last week. Paul yells "JESUS TAKE ME HOME HE'S GONNA KILL ME" Austin says he's about to gut his fat ass. Austin then says that'd be too easy and has Kane pick him up because they're going for a walk.
They drag Paul into the streets and throw him in the sewer head first to end the show.
EXTRA ATTITUDE
Austin comes out for a little off-air beer bash, BYT THE ROCK ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND! FUCK YEAH! They do their little GOAT interaction stuff that leads to Austin countering the Rock Bottom and hitting the Stunner with Rock OVER BUMPING THE STUNNER
Austin drinks 2 or 3 beers as he climbs the turnbuckles, The Rock gets back to his feet and Austin drops him with another Stunner and pours beer all over him. Austin celebrates up the ramp with more beer, he goes to the back and the Rock grabs the mic and says now that, that piece of TRASH has left, let the Rock remind you he is STILL your WWF world champ. AUSTIN RUNS BACK DOWN, HE HANDS ROCK A BEER AND THEY DRINK IT! BUT ROCK TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE HIM, AUSTIN DUCKS AND DROPS HIM WITH A THIRD SUNNER. Austin goes to leave, as Shane comes out. Autin hits Shane with a stunner who debuts the WHALE BUMP
Rock then eats a 4th Stunner, Austin helps Shane up and drops him with another stunner. DTA MOTHAFUCKAZ!
tears were shed bruh
