WWEF President 2020

[Grievous 3D]

I will PayPal $50 to everyone who votes for me #briberyforthewin

*Quickly Votes for Kev*

Just imagine all the ramen I could buy with that!

 

[Jeffry Mason]

.....Give me Secretary of State and I'm in.

The job is yours bud

 

[Just Kevin]

The job is yours bud

Says the person who won't stay sober long enough to do his job if he did win.. but of course there's no chance in hell that he will.

 

[Jeffry Mason]

As someone who has been a member longer than you and should have been made a hall of famer before you

(And I have more posts than Kevin)

There's a big difference between talking a lot over a long period of time about unimportant topics and saying the things that need to be said and everybody listens. Let's compare the RATIOS of positive reactions to posts. I ask you fine people of the forum, has anyone in the history of WWEF had as good of a RATIO with as many posts as I have made?

Says the person who won't stay sober long enough to do his job if he did win.. but of course there's no chance in hell that he will.

The truth comes out when someone is drunk, right? Meaning quite simply that I would be the most honest and therefore trustworthy President in the history of all Presidents

 

[Just Kevin]

There's a big difference between talking a lot over a long period of time about unimportant topics and saying the things that need to be said and everybody listens. Let's compare the RATIOS of positive reactions to posts. I ask you fine people of the forum, has anyone in the history of WWEF had as good of a RATIO with as many posts as I have made?



The truth comes out when someone is drunk, right? Meaning quite simply that I would be the most honest and therefore trustworthy President in the history of all Presidents

So, because you made a bunch of drunken posts and people laughed at them you're the best candidate for president?

Drunkenness leads to poor motor skills, loss of brain cells, a lack of the ability to make sound decisions, and overall stupidness.

So vote for @Jeffry Fucking Mason if you want a slobbery, unbalanced, incoherent, unintelligent leader that you can laugh at 24/7.

Vote for Just Kevin if you want intelligence, decisiveness, and sound decision making.

#JUSTVOTE2020

 

[white crow]

VOTE TRUMP!
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So vote for [IMG alt="Jeffry Fucking Mason"]https://wweforums.net/data/avatars/s/8/8466.jpg?1550771932[/IMG] Jeffry Fucking Mason if you want a slobbery, unbalanced, incoherent, unintelligent leader that you can laugh at 24/7.

Even a bison is more intelligent than Jeffry Fucking Dahmer so good point there.

 

[Jeffry Mason]

So, because you made a bunch of drunken posts and people laughed at them you're the best candidate for president?

Drunkenness leads to poor motor skills, loss of brain cells, a lack of the ability to make sound decisions, and overall stupidness.

So vote for @Jeffry Fucking Mason if you want a slobbery, unbalanced, incoherent, unintelligent leader that you can laugh at 24/7.

Vote for Just Kevin if you want intelligence, decisiveness, and sound decision making.

#JUSTVOTE2020

If all of those things are actually true, then wouldn't that just make you a very unfunny person by comparison? Laughter is the best medicine, so clearly your healthcare plan is by far inferior to mine.

So vote for @Just Kevin if you want a leader who talks a lot but says very little of interest or importance. Or in other words, if you want an actual politician as your President.

Vote for Jeffry Fucking Mason if you want your overall daily life to be improved and all your problems to be solved

#UnblameReag

 

[Just Kevin]

If all of those things are actually true, then wouldn't that just make you a very unfunny person by comparison? Laughter is the best medicine, so clearly your healthcare plan is by far inferior to mine.

So vote for @Just Kevin if you want a leader who talks a lot but says very little of interest or importance. Or in other words, if you want an actual politician as your President.

Vote for Jeffry Fucking Mason if you want your overall daily life to be improved and all your problems to be solved

#UnblameReag

Every LOL rating I've gotten has been given because the post was funny and intelligent.. not because people feel sorry for me.

People of WWEF.. if you want a president that has a sense of humor because he's actually sharp minded and witty then please give your vote to me.

If you want someone who doesn't remember what he said 5 minutes after he said it then go ahead and vote for @Jeffry Fucking Mason and watch as everyone laughs at him.. not because he's actually funny, but because they know that if they laugh it will be their only moment of happiness in the midst of the shitshow that would be his presidency.

#JUSTVOTE2020

#Reagshouldhaveneverbeenblamed

 

[The Gipper]

VOTE TRUMP!
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Even a bison is more intelligent than Jeffry Fucking Dahmer so good point there.

You insulted someone about their intelligence then revealed your allegiance to Trump.

if you want someone who doesn't contradict themselves. Vote Jeffry. People of WWEF.. if you want a secretary of state that has a sense of humor because he's actually sharp minded and witty then please give your vote to Jeffry.

 

[Just Kevin]

You insulted someone about their intelligence then revealed your allegiance to Trump.

if you want someone that's not a hypocrite. Vote Jeffry. People of WWEF.. if you want a secretary of state that has a sense of humor because he's actually sharp minded and witty then please give your vote to Jeffry.

Really, Reag? Really?

How much did he pay you? Did he make you some promise he'll never fulfill?

You're really turning your back on me?

 

[Jeffry Mason]

Really, Reag? Really?

How much did he pay you? Did he make you some promise he'll never fulfill?

You're really turning your back on me?

Real recognizes real, homie. And i recognize that my cabinet would not be complete without having an awesome Secretary of State, and who better for the job than the master of Reaginess?

 

[Just Kevin]

Real recognizes real, homie. And i recognize that my cabinet would not be complete without having an awesome Secretary of State, and who better for the job than the master of Reaginess?

Which is exactly why he will hold that position in my cabinet once I've won.

@The Reagmaster stick with the one that's always stuck with you. I'll always give you my honest opinion but always have an open ear as well..

I understand you're hoping that @Jeffry Fucking Mason will made stupid decisions in picking his VP and after he and his VP are impeached the job of president will fall to you.. but do you really want to have to clean up all the damage left in his wake?

Come back home, brother. I love you and I miss you.

 

[bullyballmm]

I want @Jeffry Fucking Mason to be @Beavie 's VP (and therefore eventually Deputy PM when the name change occurs) because we all know Veeps don't do anything, so it doesn't matter if Jeffry is drunk all the time ?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Beavie as President and Kevin as Vice or vice versa is the perfect combo.

 

[bullyballmm]

Who is going to sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President" in a sexy voice on the eventual President's birthday?