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A MICROWAVE BURGER? I saw where you vacation, there has to be better options.

Yeah it's prepopped and DANK. And when i spend 12 days in jail (2 times, hello ladies) I lost 27lbs and 18lbs, as they were many months apart and i didn't learn my lesson the first time. I live in wisconsin, beer gut's are a norm here, and this bullshit weather we have helps me understand better why. It's 6 outside, and i've shoveled twice. Even my balls hate this weather and want to just run and hide.

I might go on nice holidays doesn't mean I don't like cheap food :lol1:
 

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True, water weight gets off like in a day or two.
I scrapped all bad foods and drinks since like '10. So whenever I have bad food again, I'll have an upset stomach for at least 2-3 days. If you saw the list of food I ate, you'd think I was a freak. :dawg:
I already do bro, I already do :haha: I have friends who work out and eat absurd amounts of food. The only downside? When they fart/ask to use my bathroom (which happens every time)
 

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I might go on nice holidays doesn't mean I don't like cheap food :lol1:
Bro make your own burgers for the same amount MAX. You can have all the fixins you want, cook bacon and add that on top, and STILL save yourself 30% sodium intake.
 

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Bro make your own burgers for the same amount MAX. You can have all the fixins you want, cook bacon and add that on top, and STILL save yourself 30% sodium intake.
When I have an hour for dinner I don't have to come in and start fryin' up burgers son :lol1:
 

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I already do bro, I already do :haha: I have friends who work out and eat absurd amounts of food. The only downside? When they fart/ask to use my bathroom (which happens every time)
Yeah, fucking protein does that. If you become a vegetarian, your gas won't smell.
 

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When I have an hour for dinner I don't have to come in and start fryin' up burgers son :lol1:
You are on here enough for me to assure myself you have more than an hour for burgers. Also, it takes 20-30 mins MAX to do it. You could make yourself a Dank burger with mayo, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and a side of some veg in 25 mins.
 

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Yeah, fucking protein does that. If you become a vegetarian, your gas won't smell.
lol i went on a first date with this girl with a buddy of mine, and we didn't realize they were veg. His girl scoffed and left his ass, mine tried the burger. I want nothing to do with vegetarians after that encounter.
 
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You are on here enough for me to assure myself you have more than an hour for burgers. Also, it takes 20-30 mins MAX to do it. You could make yourself a Dank burger with mayo, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and a side of some veg in 25 mins.

A lot of the time I'm on I'm at college or on my phone :dawg:

I'm lazy, hence dominos. I'd rather a 90 second burger than a 30 minute burger.
 

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A MICROWAVE BURGER? I saw where you vacation, there has to be better options.

Yeah it's prepopped and DANK. And when i spend 12 days in jail (2 times, hello ladies) I lost 27lbs and 18lbs, as they were many months apart and i didn't learn my lesson the first time. I live in wisconsin, beer gut's are a norm here, and this bullshit weather we have helps me understand better why. It's 6 outside, and i've shoveled twice. Even my balls hate this weather and want to just run and hide.

That is how it is in Ohio.. One of the biggest alcoholic states in the country! Woop Woop.... :okay:
I don't drink at all, not even on occasion. I grew up watching my dad drink 12 to 24 beers a day. Pretty much killed it it for me. The smell of beer can make me vomit. lol
 

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Also for anyone who does need something quick, it costs a dollar and is DOPE. Steamables are the poor mans heaven. You know you want some @Jonathan
 

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Yeah, fucking protein does that. If you become a vegetarian, your gas won't smell.
Not true. Beans, nuts and seeds all have natural protein, as well as eggs and dairy. All of which will cause bad smelling farts, even worse then the ones from meat. :pity:
 
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A lot of the time I'm on I'm at college or on my phone :dawg:

I'm lazy, hence dominos. I'd rather a 90 second burger than a 30 minute burger.
but your visits to the doctor and the look at your penis when you try to piss feel differently.
 

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Not true. Beans, nuts and seeds all have natural protein, as well as eggs and dairy. All of which will cause bad smelling farts, even worse then the ones from meat. :pity:
I said protein does that to you. When I became a vegetarian, it didn't smell for me so...
What was your point again? :pity1:
 
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