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Well punks, the time has finally come to reveal the individuals who have reached the highest honour possible at this place. That's right, it's Hall of Fame day here at WP and instead of boring you with tales of how awesome the current members are (you already know anyways) let's get right into the thick of things with our inductions. Ready? Alright then, here we go.....
Formerly known as Porkchop Express, Wang Chung has been one hell of an indispensable member since joining this site all the way back on January 5th, 2012. He's been part of the highest highs and the lowest lows, and he's always had nothing but the best interests of this place on the top of his priority list. Aside from that, I've been told he's a pretty sharp dresser, a man who once drank 46 Rolling Rocks in 34 minutes and was still capable of both speech and holding his bladder and the guy responsible for turning Mickie James into a raging slut. Well, Mickie and others, but I'll let him tell you all about them at another time. Finally, his name is Kevin, which makes him the best because only the best people have that name, just like me! So without delay, welcome the Wanger into the Hall of Fame, there aren't many more deserving than this dude!
When he's not talking hip hop and wrestling, The Viper can be seen firing out instant classic pearls of wisdom such as the following....
Finally, we the existing Hall of Famers have decided to bestow a special honour on one of our former members who is no longer here. The inaugural recipient of the WP Hall of Fame Legacy Award is none other than one without who this place would never have gotten off to the hot start that it did. Through his tireless efforts, this guy threw everything he had into the site, and while he isn't here to see his work come to fruition, I'd like to think that he's having an amazing time doing whatever it is that he's doing these days. In case you're wondering who I'm talking about, it's none other than...
Congratulations Keith, we couldn't have done it without you and I along with all the others that remember your work can't thank you enough for everything you did. We, the Hall of Famers, salute you!
Wang Chung
Formerly known as Porkchop Express, Wang Chung has been one hell of an indispensable member since joining this site all the way back on January 5th, 2012. He's been part of the highest highs and the lowest lows, and he's always had nothing but the best interests of this place on the top of his priority list. Aside from that, I've been told he's a pretty sharp dresser, a man who once drank 46 Rolling Rocks in 34 minutes and was still capable of both speech and holding his bladder and the guy responsible for turning Mickie James into a raging slut. Well, Mickie and others, but I'll let him tell you all about them at another time. Finally, his name is Kevin, which makes him the best because only the best people have that name, just like me! So without delay, welcome the Wanger into the Hall of Fame, there aren't many more deserving than this dude!
The Viper
When he's not talking hip hop and wrestling, The Viper can be seen firing out instant classic pearls of wisdom such as the following....
For those of us that "get" that particular quote, it represents one of the absolute funniest moments in the history of this site, and the crazy part is that it's not even Viper's best work by a long shot. Also known as Matty Muffins, The Viper has been a member of this place since March 31st, 2011, which actually gives him a longer tenure here than even myself. That's right, I may be an old man in real life, but The Viper is a fucking OLD man around here! I'd say longevity is only one factor in his induction into the Hall of Fame though, the guy has always been one of the top members around here and does his best to make sure everyone is having a good time (even you Sabretooth, even you). So with that being said, I think a big fucking WP welcome is in store for the Muffin man and his muffins. Clap your hands together and welcome The Viper to the Hall of Fame bitches! Oh, and if you don't get it, get the fuck out.The Viper said:Wow, you really need to calm your ass down. I was kidding around, you little shit. You don't get it? Get the fuck out.
Finally, we the existing Hall of Famers have decided to bestow a special honour on one of our former members who is no longer here. The inaugural recipient of the WP Hall of Fame Legacy Award is none other than one without who this place would never have gotten off to the hot start that it did. Through his tireless efforts, this guy threw everything he had into the site, and while he isn't here to see his work come to fruition, I'd like to think that he's having an amazing time doing whatever it is that he's doing these days. In case you're wondering who I'm talking about, it's none other than...
HH3 AKA Christopher Chance
Congratulations Keith, we couldn't have done it without you and I along with all the others that remember your work can't thank you enough for everything you did. We, the Hall of Famers, salute you!