UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

[ShanegoFett]

Re: Smackdown May 3rd - Batista vs Brian Kendrick

Batista shakes his head and puts his hands on his sides for a moment. He looks down at Kendrick, who will just not back down one bit. Dave takes a second, before shoving Kendrick backwards. This removes him from being so close to Batista, but only sends him a few paces backwards. This startles the crowd who react negatively, and Batista immediately speaks.

Batista: SPOTLIGHT!

It takes a few seconds of awkward tension, but eventually, Batista is the sole member of the ring to be illuminated. He stands there, calming himself, and slowly walking around in the spotlight, getting all that attention on himself. This allows Daves anger to subside briefly and he has his arms spread outwards, telling Brian to look at him off mic. The fans boo as Dave takes in his glory, before he raises the mic to speak and he takes a more level tone.

Batista: I'm really starting to lose my patience with you. Ever since you came out here all I've heard was a load of crap spewed fifteen different ways. You're just playing games with me and I do NOT play games. I didn't come out here so you could try and puppet me around, thinking you're one friggin step ahead of me at all times. Newsflash Kendrick, you've got nothing on me. Absolutely nothing. You talk about your stupid little plan every five seconds. You wanna just go ahead and poke the bear? You want to try to cage THIS animal? I don't think so. You've provoked me and you've pissed me the hell off but I know exactly what I'm going to do and thats all that matters. I am not here to argue with some pint sized Plato about books and crap! You know damn well you can't handle me. But keep on talking about how you're just gonna walk allllll over the Animal in a weeks time. Just keep on talking. Because when push comes to shove and your little words can't save you, you're going home on a stretcher.

Batista looks over in the direction of Kendrick, which is rather dark since the spotlight is on Dave anyway. The fans boo Batista of course, but he speaks over them.

Batista: You see this spotlight kid? This spotlight is on ME. I am the one who deserves it, I am the one who earned it, and I'll be the one who keeps it. This spotlight means that I am the biggest superstar in UWF. You can put it on yourself, you can put in on Dean Ambrose, you can put it on John Cena, but the biggest star in this company is ME. I'm the guy everybody comes to see whether they cheer me, or they boo me, It doesn't matter! I get the big contract! I go film the movies! I get the title shots! ME! And it's all about ME! And it sure isn't all about me because you think I need a friggin hug! I get the spotlight because I am actually worth something, unlike you, you little worm. There's no upset here, when are you going to understand that? Theres nothing here for you other than pain and disappointment. But go on and keep pandering to this stupid doublewides in the crowd here. Let em cheer you and make you feel like you're one helluva guy. Like you've got the edge over Dave Batista or something. Because you could not POSSIBLY be any more wrong. You think because I'm pissed and call you what you are, means you're in my head? Replace yourself with anybody, and I'd do the same thing. I mean business and when I am not taken seriously bad things happen. Bad things will happen to you. One way or another, you are not leaving on your own feet. I really don't care at this point. You're going to be my example, my message, to Triple H. Theres nothing I want to do more than put you under my boot and smash you like that little bookworm you are. And it's going to happen. I think you understand that by now. And I swear if you keep saying this "Victorious warriors" crap you are gonna lose that microphone someplace you'd really not enjoy.

Batista has definitely lost his cool, but thats Batista for you. He's always angry, thats his secret captain. Batista keeps the spotlight on himself and continues to berate Kendrick with his words.

Batista: And another thing, is that I'm sick and tired of hearing you try to dismantle me. You can keep your Freud crap to yourself. You really are trying, I'll give you that. But you best shut your mouth before I shut it for you. I am NOT somebody you can just separate or categorize like some mental patient. I am a simple man, with fine taste and a real exceptional talent for kicking the life out of people! I don't fear anybody. I don't fear you. I don't sweat you. Hell, I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, and say you'll give me a fight. But I know who comes out on top and I know its me. I'll break you in half over my knee if I have too. Because this spotlight is going to be fixated on me the whole time, and there is not a damn soul who can pry it from me, or stop me when I'm in the limelight. Unlike you, I'm focused on whats mine, and what I'm going to make mine. I dont come out here wasting my breath explaining some backwards ass plan to somebody who doesn't give a crap. I told you I just do. I do and I go and I kick ass. You've made the mistake of not giving this monster the credit he deserves. I demand RESPECT, Brian! And maybe next week after I'm done beating you into the floor you'll realize your mistake. Because this animal... cannot be caged.

Batista lowers the microphone and holds his hands out once again while the fans boo him. He waves them off before calling off the spotlight, revealing Brians position. Kendrick acts next.

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#spotlight #showstealers

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I think one more apiece ought to do it like we said

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Re: UWF SmackDown: 3/5/2013 Chris Jericho vs Daniels

“The Fallen Angel†Christopher Daniels:
Hey, Chrissy. I’m up here!

The camera cuts to the titantron where we can see Christopher Daniels in an undisclosed area.

You know, I listened to everything you just said. Well I tried to; I kind of got bored and took a nap. I heard that last part though, about how it’s not business or pleasure, but anger? You now have my intrigue good sir, well not really but I can pretend to give you my full attention. You see Chris; I don’t get what your problem is. You are now on one of the top shows. You seem very ungrateful and I don’t get it. And what happened bro, you used to be so much fun! I used to actually enjoy listening to you talk, but now it just seems like you’re bitter. If anybody should be bitter it should be me. But I’m not. You put words into my mouth and I’m not a big fan of that. I mean, I haven’t exactly cried. I’ve sat in my shower for a good hour eating a whole thing of chocolate chips but who hasn’t? I mean I did just lose a title that actually meant a lot. I’m confident enough though that I feel I’ll get another crack at Cesaro. Maybe not right away, but soon enough I’ll get my shot.

The only real problem I have is that a guy like him gets to choose what to call the damn thing. He lacks any creativity; he’s just a boring serious guy. That’s no fun! I’m actually doing alright though, I’ve finally stopped crying, it took a lot, but my mom helped me get through it all. But you, what have you done? Since coming to UWF all you’ve done is moan and bitch about everything. I mean you were given a shot to take on Rhino for the NXT Championship and you blew it. Now you’re getting a very undeserved shot in the Money in the Bank ladder match. What have you done to really earn this spot? I’m assuming you went to Desmond Wolfe and just cried yourself about how you don’t get anything. Haven’t you learned by now Chris? In this industry, especially this company, you have to prove yourself worthy of any chance you get. I feel fortunate enough knowing that I actually have proven myself worthy to get a spot in that match. And look at where we are now, in what’s going to be the longest week of my life; we will finally meet for the first time ever. I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty excited!

Finally, after all these months of hype I get to prove you wrong. I get to show you why you don’t deserve to be in that ladder match. Friday night Smackdown will be a sweet night for everybody. For one, maybe it’ll finally shut you up. You run your mouth so much it’s giving me a headache. I mean how can a man have so much crap in his mouth? I’m curious; do you go in the back and just puke your guts out? I mean it has to taste pretty awful with all that crap coming out. But hey, that’s not me to judge, I mean look at me. I just admitted to crying in the shower and calling his mom for support. By the way, she’s my number one fan despite what all you other fans seem to think. So Chris, I’ll ask you one more time, what happened? What happened to the ayatollah of rock an rolla! What happened to Y2J? I’m not going to lie; I kind of miss that guy. This Chris Jericho is boring. He’s no fun; he’s just as plain as all the other guys with the same attitude. And you’re going to leave if the fans don’t start cheering you? You’re going to leave unless they cheer for you and call you the best wrestler in UWF? Tell me Chris, when was the last match you actually won?

Daniels pauses for a moment as he takes a sip of an appletini he had sitting underneath the view of the camera.

Oh so delicious, now where was I? Oh yes, you keep claiming to be the best, but I have to see you actually beat the best. You beat Rhino right after his Chamber match, congratulations! It must have taken everything in your artillery to beat him. I’m not mocking Rhino by any stretch, but come on; you took advantage of a guy who was clearly in no shape to wrestle. So don’t give me any crap about honour. The way I see it Chris, you either put up or shut up, and one way or the other you’re going to do one of those things.​

 

[Killz]

Re: Smackdown May 3rd - Batista vs Brian Kendrick

A little to Batista’s confusion, but in keeping with Kendrick’s tactics, by the time the lights are on their way back up to illuminate the whole ring and stage area Kendrick is hopping to the outside. He turns back to the ring, anger on his face, before he looks around for something before deciding resolutely to climb onto to Smackdown announce desk, unmanned for the sake of the house show, but a part of the aesthetics nonetheless.

Kendrick: Consider this my pulpit and consider this your final…lesson. You know, I’d quite like Pint Size Plato as a UWF brand t-shirt. I’m not huge on commercialism but it’s probably the best idea you’ve had all day. Would you like to hear something funny Dave? I KNOW I’m in your head because I break down every single effort I’ve made to rattle you in the clearest terms and your rebuttal includes a spotlight and an aggressive, abusive lecture on your apparent ability to dismantle me without a single thought? Way to go man, you really kept your cool and showed me…

Kendrick takes a few steps up and down the announce table as the crowd laugh.

I could sure see your spotlight Dave. The spotlight that either through pre-arrangement or decided fear you managed to place on yourself as a physical manifestation of your dominance. At least that’s the presumption because all I saw was a defense mechanism that shut out the reality of the outside world and kept your attention starved mind sated for one more night. Maybe the films are to get you out of the building, maybe the big contract is because your name and former impact is going to be bigger than your career ever will be again and maybe you get the shots to get you out of the way early so you can ride off into the sunset having had your last glory…ok, I’m not that stupid, it’s all just mind games Davey! That’s the problem though, I’m pretty much one hundred percent disregarding your pitiful excuses for why you should be number one in favour of my response. Isn’t that the crux of the matter? I could not be more calm, in my element…

Kendrick takes a seat now on the edge of the announce desk.

…I’d be ready to go right now at my A-game, I’ve eaten well, I’m in a good frame of mind but you Batista, you seem tense and you seem angry and if you bring that to Friday night Smackdown you will make a mistake and I will capitalise on that opportunity. It’s not about how many throws and suplexes I have to endure or how many right hands I have to take, it’s about who gets the final 1,2,3 in the centre of that ring and that’s going to be me. I’m so relaxed and confident in fact that under the darkness whilst your spotlight danced it’s merry dance of isolation around your soul I took to leafing through my copy of the Art of War.

Kendrick pulls the book of 6th century Chinese warfare quotes and strategems from inside his jacket pocket and hops off the announce desk. Kendrick rolls into the ring with the book in one hand and his microphone in the other. He walks directly up to Batista lowering his head into the book. Kendrick turns page after page deliberately seemingly looking for a particular quote to sum things up.

Oh here it is…wait, no no that’s not it.

The crowd grows restless and Batista stands incredulously staring at Kendrick.

Maybe it’s back here...

Kendrick goes back through already read pages as Batista now even grows tired of the waiting.

Oh, I’ve found it!

At that moment, instead of reading a quote, Kendrick reels back his right hand as if to deliver a slap or fist to Batista who doesn’t flinch for one second. In fact something resembling a smile might cross his face as Kendrick bails on the right hand half way through and the crowd pop for the nearly physical interaction. As Batista looks like he might make a move towards Kendrick, the Man with a Plan hits the canvas and rolls to the outside to some boos. Kendrick makes his way up the ramp still with something to say.

There’s two men stood out in this arena tonight. One is smarter than people think and the other is as downright stupid and foolish as everyone says. This isn’t a riddle, there’s nothing cryptic here. Batista I hope for your own mental health and wellbeing that you remain as confident as you are because it will make for a far better week for you but know this, and remember this when you lose on Friday night; I told you I was going to beat you. I knew before you knew. Whether you care to admit it or not I’m in your head and I quite like these games so I don’t think I’ll be leaving it any time soon. It’s time for change. It’s time to choose the Man with a Plan. It’s time for THE. Brian. Kendrick.

Kendrick smiles and begins to dance at the top of the ramp in his totally spaced style but he remains in the arena to hear any response Batista may have.
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[The Hoov]

Re: UWF SmackDown 3/5/2013 - Austin Aries vs. Daniel Bryan

YES! YES! YES!

[video=youtube;elyEQz7aG_A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elyEQz7aG_A[/video]


UWF EuroVision Champion Daniel Bryan emerges from the back, slapping on his title belt as the crowd chants along with him “YES! YES! YES!” He then hops sideways down the ramp while thrusting his index fingers upwards.

Bryan then enters the ring and paces back and forth with a microphone in hand. He looks over at Aries and studies him up and down before speaking.

Daniel Bryan: Let me just go ahead and stop you there because I'd like to clear the air on a few things. Yes, you're right. For months, I was apart of a stable, if you'd call it that, with Bray Wyatt and Damien Sandow and yes, we did things that were ethically wrong. I'm not going to deny that but Damien is the kingpin. He was the master manipulator. You see, I was just a pawn in his schemes and even then, I did some of the most miraculous things. Even under his brainwashing I did things that no normal person can do so, just think, now I'm on my own with no one to control me or keep me down. Secondly, you're wrong about a certain something. When I came down last week, that wasn't ass-kissing. That was me protecting my investment because, you see, where Damien Sandow obviously had to kiss someone's ass to get his title shot last week, I earned mine the old-fashioned way by being the absolute best. You see, when Desmond Wolfe re-signed me on WrestleMania night, I added a little term of my own that Desmond graciously agreed to and that's a future World Championship opportunity. Now, obviously when Damien won the title, I had no other choice but to cash-in my shot. Desmond Wolfe and I are on better terms than we once were and he's now on my side. I just can't let you incapacitate him and risk having a new general manager in Damien's back pocket. With Wolfe I know exactly where his loyalty lies and that's not with me but it's with ratings and, right now, Daniel Bryan = ratings.


The crowd is still going crazy for their new favorite bearded hero. Aries just looks on, allowing Bryan a chance to speak.


Daniel Bryan: But, I know what you're thinking and, no, I've never once pandered to these people or begged them to start cheering me. I'm the same person, just with a clearer head. These people cheer me because they respect my abilities in this ring. I don't claim to be a larger than life superstar, I'm just a regular guy from Aberdeen, Washington who wanted to be a wrestler. I don't push my monikers onto anyone. They just materialize and stick unlike yours. “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived”. Cute nickname, real cute but I think it's about time you stopped hiding in your fantasy and start living in my reality. The reality of me being the best. You see, you can claim to be the greatest and many would argue that you are one of the greats in this business but, guess what, Austin? In my career, I've defeated the greatest. Edge, John Cena, Dean Ambrose, Sting, hell even Desmond himself. You say that being the best isn't above being the greatest and I disagree. You see, all of those guys could be argued as being the greatest in this business and I've beaten them all. When we face, Greatest Vs. Best, you'll understand first-hand why they call me The Best Wrestler In The World.


The crowd starts to chant “BRYAN! BRYAN! BRYAN!” as Daniel begins to smirk. Aries remains unimpressed as Bryan finishes.


Daniel Bryan: Aries, I do agree that we are going to put on one hell of a match on SmackDown and I'll be a man and I'll shake your hand before and after the match but that's where my sportsmanship ends because, bell to bell, I'm a wrestling machine that NO ONE has been able to break but, most importantly, I intend to use you as a vessel to send a message to the UWF Champion Damien Sandow and The Miz and that message is to watch and look what I am capable of. And Austin, by the way, you might want to consider, if you do win the Money In The Bank briefcase, cashing in on the World Heavyweight Champion or the International Champion because I'd hate for you to be the first person to cash-in and lose.......just like you're going to lose on SmackDown.


Bryan lowers his microphone and smiles over at Aries, daring him to retort.​

 

[ShanegoFett]

Re: Smackdown May 3rd - Batista vs Brian Kendrick

Batista has had it. He's had a smartass poke and prod him from the very first minute. He rips his sunglasses off and throws them away. He leans over the ropes and replies back to Kendrick

Batista: ENOUGH! I've had it with you! You get your ass back in this ring right now, because I'm going to make Friday come five days early!

The crowd obviously wants confrontation but dislike Batista a lot, so he gets a mixed reaction. Kendrick pays this no mind and hangs around on the stage doing his thing. Batista can see it wont work, so he just continues to speak.

Batista: Oh I see, you think you're real smart. Gonna just wait it out and hope the animal goes away and doesnt come over there and put you through the stage. Just going to sit there and think you've got this in the bag, huh? Fine. Make that mistake. Make that mistake of thinking you've got me beat. ME. Of all people, you want to chose confidence over reality. So be it. But I am not going to be held responsible to what happens to you Friday Night! The only change thats going to happen here is your attitude. I'm damn sick of it, and I don't even want to think about the next time I might have to stand across this ring from you, putting up with your annoying crap.

Batista seethes and lowers his mic briefly. The fans start to chant "YOU SUCK" in the absence of him talking which makes Kendrick clap at the top of the apron. The crowd eventually starts to die down and Batista speaks again.

Batista: Yeah yeah, boo me. Chant "you suck", wah wah wah. Thats all I hear from you tubs of grease anyway.

More boos from the crowd, louder this time, but Batista switches gears and addresses Brian again.

Batista: Look Kendrick, there's no "teaching" you here, like what you're apparently trying to do to me. I am NOT listening to the garbage that has poured out of your mouth since the second you stepped in this ring and picked up that microphone. I have heard enough and you have wasted enough of my time. You need to snap out of this mind games crap, or else you're going to get hurt. I've made that clear. Thats not an opinion of mine, it's a fact. It's going to happen. You make me sound like a friggin broken record, because I gotten listen to you bitch and moan about some stupid strategy about "getting inside my head". If you'd pull your head out of your own ass, you'd see that Dave Batista doesn't do mind games and nobody gets inside my head. You're getting the same exact damn treatment that any other poor sap would get if he came in here and tried to take down the Animal. I am, and always will be, better than you! There's no upset here, there's no headline in the paper that will read "David beat Goliath". It's going to be all about ME and how I beat you. I don't have enough time in the day to explain to you how many ways I'm going to kick your ass and send you home with the nastiest wake up call you can imagine.

Batista leans up against the ropes, almost contemplating on getting out and meeting Kendrick at the top of the stage. Batista takes his arms off the ropes and speaks again.

Batista: And you know what? I'm sick of your jokes and I'm sick of your attitude. The best you got is calling ME, stupid? Are you friggin serious? You talk a big game for a small guy, and make a lot of jokes and promises that your ass cant cash. I told you to respect me, Kendrick. I told you that I would take nothing less than the utmost respect, but you refuse to take a guy like me seriously. I could drown you in all the money I have. And I got that money by being successful. Putting these peoples asses in seats and winning championships. I didnt do that by making jokes and quoting books. I took this business seriously, because thats how it's supposed to be done. I broke into this business and was mentored by Triple H and Ric Flair, and I used them. I took what I needed and I broke out and became better than both of them. And each person I've fought and beaten I've taken away something from. I've honed my craft and became one of the best damn superstars this business has ever seen! I'm not going anywhere, especially because somebody the size of a leprechaun said he was gonna beat me on Smackdown. Your words dont mean jack to me, and all I hear is a little yappy dog with no bite.

Batista now steps through the middle ropes and gets down to the floor. He walks up the ramp with the microphone still in hand and heads up to where Brian is standing. As soon as Batista gets close to Brian, he finally starts paying attention and they lock eyes. Batista gets up real close to Brian on the stage, and speaks down to him.

Batista: THE Brian Kendrick, huh? Well THE Brian Kendrick is going to get THE living crap kicked out of him in five days. So you better watch your mouth and you better hope you don't run into me again before our match on Friday night. And just so you remember, little man, is that there is no strategy on this planet that can save you... From Me.

Batista stands, well, towers over Brian Kendrick. The two stare each other down, before Batista drops the microphone with a PFFT. His music starts to play and as it thunders through the PA system, Batista makes his leave and exits through the curtain, heading backstage.


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[Chriss]

Re: UWF SmackDown 3/5/2013 - Austin Aries vs. Daniel Bryan

Right after Bryan lowers his microphone, Aries raises his and smiles at his Bryan just like Bryan is smiling at him.

"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived", Austin Aries:
Cute, really cute. I mean, isn't this just beatiful? The biggest fan-favorite on SmackDown telling his opponent that he's going to lose. So cute yet so unoriginal. See, I've been stuck with the same old crap for a great amount of time now. People come out, they say I'm not the greatest man that ever lived, they say they're going to beat me and send me right back where I belong - to the indies. But time after time after time, I prove them wrong and they end up sitting on their asses. Let me tell you a short story, Daniel - Throughout my entire career I've been wrestling all kinds of wrestlers. Luchardors, big, strong, fast guys...you name it, I've wrestled and beaten them all and althought they are different they have one thing in common. They've been all left behind by the sky-rocketing Austin Aries. Ever since I debuted on the independet curcuit I've been wrestling people and leaving them behind. Once they stepped into the ring with Austin Aries they realized that they won't break through in this business until A Double is in it so they decided to pack their stuff, find a promiscuous girl, marry her, have kinds and age while setting up wrestling rings at high school gyms. Yes, many men stood in the ring with me, looked in my eyes and they got lost in them...they got lost in greatness. Then, there were men who were stupid enough to believe that they're going to go through me and achieve success. I've beaten them but they didn't hang up the boots but since we met, they are not the same men they once were and deep inside of their heads, there's the fact that they will always be standing in my shadow. And you, Daniel, you are one of those men.

Both people and Daniel don't know how to react so they just keep listening.

Many years ago, we've seen each other a couple of times. You were able to put me down, I was able to put you down so the score is even. But you know that even though the score is even Austin Aries is above you. You know that you can't compare yourself to A Double. You can't deal with the amount of talent, class and charisma I possess. Hell, you can't even compare your sorry imitation of a beard to mine! You, Daniel Bryan, you know and always knew that no matter how you're in the ring, Austin Aries will always be better because Austin Aries is not just a wrestler, Austin Aries a superstar, Austin Aries is an all-around great man. In fact...he's The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. And you've been avoiding any contact with The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. You were always more than happy that I'm on NXT and you're on SmackDown, you've been thanking god every night before you went to sleep for the fact that Austin Aries is on NXT but now, you need to face your biggest threat. See, you gotta knows who you're up against when you step into the ring with me and when I'm looking in your eyes right now I can tell you know who you're up against and I can also tell that you don't like it, you don't like the fact that you know what's going to happen, you don't like knowing that just in few days we will meet in the middle of the squared circle and you'll look like chiwawa standing next to a doberman.

People boo the living hell out of Austin Aries.

Now, you should've not brought up what happened in the past because it just shows how easily you can be manipulated. You're a guy who's been an outsider, a looser his entire life. People in school were picking on you, they were making fun of you and it's been like that through your wrestling career as well so when Damien Sandow offered you a spot in his stable, you were more than happy to accept and make some friends but Damien Sandow saw what I see as well. A kid that you offer a cookie and you instantly become his hero. Sandow took over Daniel Bryan the wrestler and Daniel Bryan the person. You've never been his friend, you've never been equal as you thought, as Damien told you. He was always your boss, he was always controlling you and now you come out here and you blame him for brainwashing you? Give me a break! You're the one who let Damien brainwash you, you're the one who agreed to do everything Damien told you, you were the little puppet so blame yourself, not Damien. You should applaud Damien for being such a good manipulator. Damien only sees what's good for himself when he's a part of YES but when you're a part of a stable, you gotta see that one man is on top and you can't allow that man to controll you. Even though others don't see it that way you have to at least think you're the leader because if you don't, the stronger ones will eat you alive. Trust me, I've been a part of The Cabinet and NXT and since the beginning I had a little role but then, as time went by I became the leader because I believed in myself, I became a leader because I was acting like a leader and later people got stuck to that, they got stuck to Austin Aries running things just like they stuck to Damien Sandow being the leader of YES while they saw you as a guy who was just kinda there.

Austin Aries wants to continue but Daniel Bryan raises his hand, signalizing he wants to talk so Austin Aries gladly lowers the microphone and allows his opponent to speak.

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[rawisrey]

UWF Smackdown 05/03/13: Triple H vs. Damien Sandow

[video=youtube;t0fXXBeeKBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fXXBeeKBY[/video]

Sandows music hits and the crowd boos, Damien walks out on stage with a beaming smile on his face as he begins to make his way down the ramp while his music fades.

Damien Sandow:

Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment, My Name is Damien Sandow and I am one half of your Tag Team Champions. And I am currently your UWF Champion!

Sandow raises his hands in the air as he says that final thing, incredibly proud of that statement as the crowd boo loudly.

Many like to say they are not ones to say "I told you so" but I however will not make such a claim, because if I said something none of you believed I see it as my duty to remind you of your own faulty thoughts. Therefore: I, Damien Sandow, have told you so. I have become The UWF Champion, and I have become the UWF Champion not for myself or for our General Manager. No I have become the UWF Champion for each and every one of you, so that you may now have a UWF champion you can be proud of. Someone you can pattern your lives after, and now my era can officially begin. That however has to wait because after competing in two bouts in one single night and bringing this brand a world championship our General Manager still chose to put me in a bout. However, this bout is a familiar one. For I face a foe I've done battle against beforehand, and that is one Mr. Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.

The crowd pop for Triple H, Sandow shakes his head as he walks up the steel steps and steps into the ring.

Yes I realize you people look upon this delinquent favorably, but do remain silent when your champion is speaking, Thank you.

The crowd boo loudly as Sandow continues.

With all of this in mind, I have quiet a few things to think about nowadays. I am a dual champion, I hold the Tag Team Championship which means I hold the title with partner who is not on the same brand as I, defending the title against any team on any brand. I have become the new UWF Champion, which means I have a whole company to lead and a short time to prepare for this. Plus I am placed in a triple threat bout at Money in the Bank, and opponents to study who are in the Money in the Bank match so as to make sure they fail in their attempt at cashing in for I am holding on to this championship for a long time. I have a former friend whose mind has been corroded by all of you ignorant people, so I am incredibly busy. Far too busy to worry about a man I've bested in singles competition before, therefore Mr. Helmsley I offer you an idea. Simply remain backstage, prepare for your match against Batista and refrain from embarrassing yourself too early. Remain away from the ring and award me the forfeit victory, and I shall allow you to continue in your delusional championship aspirations without incident. I do this out of the kindness of my heart as your new champion, so Mr. Helmsley I'll inform you right now of one thing. Do not feel the need to come out here and thank me for this grand offer, for I do not want to hear you stumble over your words as you attempt to look strong in front of these people so as to keep them from seeing you as the False idol you really are. So remain backstage and know that you are Welcome.​

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF SmackDown 3/5/2013 - Austin Aries vs. Daniel Bryan

Daniel holds his hand up and Aries allows him to speak. He lifts his microphone back up and speaks.

Daniel Bryan: Aries, just shut up. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that I'm sick and tired of hearing you spew your verbal diarrhea here tonight. You sit here and talk about things that you have no idea about and passing judgment like you've never done anything that you aren't proud of. YES was a mistake and I've admitted that but I plan on rectifying that at Money In The Bank when I make Damien Sandow scream for mercy but you forgot one tiny little thing that I said and that's, while under that spell, I still accomplished things that normal men could never do and that's what makes me the best. Aries, I don't get you. I don't mean that in the sense that I don't think I can't beat you because I most certainly can but what I mean is, I don't get how you can say the things you say when they make absolutely no sense whatsoever. We haven't been on the same brand out of coincidence and yet, you think I'm afraid of you? If I was afraid of you then I wouldn't be out here right now. I would have spoke to you from an undisclosed location via satellite up on the titantron there. The fact that you were on RAW and NXT and I was on SmackDown makes no difference to me because I have followed your career here in UWF and what a career it has been.


The crowd again is confused, as is Aries but Bryan continues and elaborates.


Daniel Bryan: Yeah, that's right. I mean, Mr. Money In The Bank, the first one ever, right? You win that briefcase and then you cash it in on the UWF Champion and your reign is monumental. Am I right? Oh, ok never mind. Your one and only world title reign here in this company didn't even last long enough for anyone to care. I get it. That's why you compensate so much is because you're haunted by that title reign. What should have been the greatest time of your career is shrouded in pain because you know how pathetic it was. And I already know your rebuttal so save it. “Where's your world title reign?” Well, I finally get my opportunity at Money In The Bank and, when not if, when I win my reign will damn sure be longer than 12 days or whatever yours was. “Greatest Man That Ever Lived”. How can you be the greatest man when you're a poor excuse for a man? How can you be the greatest when I'm more of a man than you will ever be? My facial hair is even manlier than yours. How much time do you spend grooming that?


The crowd is laughing as Bryan talks down on Aries' facial hair. Bryan then brings it back to wrestling.


Daniel Bryan: Regardless of what these people think about you, you have to respect what this man can do in this ring. You're a good wrestler. A terrible, awful, conceited person but a good wrestler but that's what separates us. While you're just good, I'm the best and the best always triumphs over “the greatest”. I've proved it time and time again and I will prove it on SmackDown and maybe, just maybe, it might smarten you up and you might decide if you win that briefcase to cash it in on another champion because, if you try and take my moment away from me, I'll make sure you go down in history as the biggest failure in the UWF. You say you like to take lead and yet, you're falling into the same trap as all of my other opponents by taking me lightly. Ask Edge. Ask Jeff Hardy. They both have fallen at my feet in the past few weeks as will you.


Aries shakes his head No and this gets Bryan's attention.


Daniel Bryan: No? Are you shaking your head no? I don't think you mean no. No, I think you mean YES! YES! YES!


The crowd starts chanting along with Daniel and the entire arena is screaming “YES!”​

 

[Chriss]

Re: UWF SmackDown 3/5/2013 - Austin Aries vs. Daniel Bryan

Austin Aries puts his finger on his lips as he begins to talk.

"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived", Austin Aries:
Alright...Shhhh....Shhhh...Shhhh.

People lower their voices.

Thank you very much. Daniel, I could say what everybody in the back always says about your accomplishments. They all say that everything you accomplished during the time you were a part of YES doesn't mean a single thing but if I'd say it, I'd be lying to myself because I know that you could accomplish those things on your own. But what I'm going to go ahead and simply say is that every single title, every single mothly award, every single accomplishemt you've got...that was because of YES. That was all because of Damien Sandow. Those are his accomplishemts, not yours. Sure, you're name is in the championship history but all those title reigns that you've had, you had them because you took shortcuts with YES. And I simply don't like people who take shortcuts and especially when they don't have to. You don't have to take shortcuts to be successful but you still do even though you're no longer a member of YES. You're kissing up to Desmond Wolfe to get your shot. Why? Tell me, why? Desmond is not blind, he sees your talent, sooner or later he'd give you a shot just like he gave one to me and I didn't have to kiss his ass. That's the biggest difference between me and you. I'm willing to do anything in this ring or say anything on this microphone but I'd never...NEVER go ahead and kiss someone's ass. When I was a member of The Cabinet I could've went to JBL and tell him: "Hey, give me a title shot brother." But I never did and JBL along with every single man in the UWF respected me for it! But on the other side, you could've went to Wolfe or to Sandow and ask for a shot, kissing their asses and you did. I'm sure that when Desmond got home and went into the shower his girlfriend or wife or boyfriend or husband asked him: "Hey, Desmond. What is that on your buttocks? It looks like facial hair!" Well, we all know who's facial hair was it, don't we?

People start laughing as Daniel Bryan looks at Aries and starts shaking his head, saying: No...No...No.

Daniel, I thought that once you're your own man and you don't associate yourself with YES, you wouldn't be acting like a pathetic little monkey. Or should I say goat? Bringing up my twelve day UWF Undisputed Championship reign is pathetic. Everybody always brings that up to me and they try to get to me, they try to make me angry but why should I be angry or touched when it's true? Yes, my UWF Undisputed Title reign was indeed pathetic. It lasted twelve days. Twelve damn days but I don't complain about it! I don't say I've been robbed, I don't come out here and say it's not fair that I'm holding a record for the shortest UWF Undisputed Title reign. No, I come out here week in and week out and I always catch people's attention. You can think that I'm an awful person but once I get into this ring and the bell rings, nobody can touch my abilities, nobody can touch the fact that I'm the single most hard working man in this damn company! Sometimes people don't show up for their matches or they put on pathetic matches and they complain about losses and the fact they don't get opportunities. Have I ever complained? NO! Because I always show up for my matches and it doesn't matter who I'm facing, I always steal the show, I always put on my best and one day, sooner or later my hard work will pay off and I will put my hands on that UWF Undisputed Championship no matter who's holding it and this time, my reign won't last twelve days because I deserve far more than that!

Althought people are not behind Austin Aries they have to give him credit and clap because what Aries said is indeed true.

So, Daniel. Come Friday Night I promise to come down to this ring, shake your hand and put on the single best wrestling match I possibly can and you know damn well that I can bring it. You say that you're better, I say that I'm better but we both know from your past meetings that we can both claim to be better than each other yet it doesn't matter because anything can happen. But let me tell you one thing. With the words you've said to me here tonight, you launched a fire inside of my sould. Yes, not inside of my heart because my heart is nothing more than an organ in my body. What drives me and what makes me the Greatest Man That Ever Lived is my soul and the fact that it's burning right now isn't bowing well for you because once I'm fired up, there's nothing and nobody that can stop me so next week I won't make a mistake in taking you slightly, I won't claim I can beat you with my hand behind my back but although you say you can, you know you cannot, you know you're lying to me, to the whole world and most importantly to yourself when you say that stuff but you gotta know that acting tough and saying things even you don't believe won't help you next week. Those words could even easily cost you the match. The choice is yours, I'm not here to mentor you. I'm just here to say that next week I'm going to shake your hand but once the bell rings, I won't see a man I respect, I will see a man who I have to put down. Even if I lose I will stand up, shake your hand and raise it and I expect the same thing from you because it's more likely that you'll be the one who's going to be shaking hands with the winner of the match.

Austin Aries lowers his microphone, allowing Bryan to speak.

​

OOC: This is the first time we met and I really enjoyed it but I can't do more as I still have to get in some promos and write for both RAW and SmackDown. Good luck, Hoov.

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF SmackDown 3/5/2013 - Austin Aries vs. Daniel Bryan

Daniel looks out to the audience who are still booing Aries. Bryan lifts his microphone back up and lays into him.

Daniel Bryan: You still don't get it Aries. You still can't grasp anything I'm saying to you so let me lay it all out for you. Do you think the only reason I'm competing for the UWF Championship at Money In The Bank is because I stopped you from taking advantage of someone who isn't cleared to compete anymore? You dare claim that I'm a Desmond Wolfe ass kisser? I'm the furthest thing from that you can imagine. The truth is that, when he resigned me to a SmackDown-exclusive contract, he added a future world title shot any time that I choose so, when Damien stole the UWF Title, why not cash-in my shot? It's like my own personal Money In The Bank briefcase but, more importantly, I feel somewhat responsible for the dastardly way Damien won the title because I could have stopped him but I didn't. Before I even realized it, he became champion and the thought of that is sickening to me.


The crowd 100% agrees with Daniel, as does Aries. Bryan then continues.


Daniel Bryan: So, no, Aries, I'm not an ass kisser but you certainly are. First you kiss my ass by commending me for my abilities in this ring, like I need someone like you to remind me, and then you pull a 180 and you start kissing the asses of all of these people by trying to turn them against me by talking about my past. I've come clean about my past so let's talk about yours for a moment. I don't think it's a coincidence that, on every show that you've ever been apart of, you've had to be the face of adversity. You had to be the rebel. I used to just think you were an asshole but now it all seems clear because it's the same thing I was doing to Desmond and that's trying to desperately stay relevant. You see, ever since your pathetic title reign, you haven't been relevant and this is your way of making headlines. You're not relevant because of your own doing, not management. I had to learn that the hard way as will you this Friday night on SmackDown.


Daniel pauses for a brief moment as the audience applauds Bryan's truthfulness.


Daniel Bryan: But, you were right. This is going to be one hell of a wrestling match and I'm going to be honored to be apart of it. Honor. We both come from a place where that word is revered and respected among all others. We both adhere, at least inside of this ring, to a certain code of Honor and I will shake your hand before and after our match no matter what happens but make no mistake about it. I don't plan on holding anything back and I expect you to do the same because I want to wrestle you at your very best. It's a match many have been waiting to see here in UWF, a dream match if you will, and I don't plan on disappointing. So, get ready for the match of the night, ladies and gentlemen because Daniel Bryan and Austin Aries bring a little bit of the indies to prime time.


The crowd pops loud as Bryan makes that proclamation and extends his hand forward. Aries then shakes it to the delight of the crowd. We then fade to black.


OOC:Good luck broski!​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: UWF Smackdown 05/03/13: Triple H vs. Damien Sandow

The titantron screen lights up and the fans cheer as they see the image of the "Cerebral Assassin" standing there.

Triple H: Strong words. Strong words but foolish words. I will prey on your arrogance until I've had my fill, and that's because not only your words, but MVP's words and what happened last week on Smackdown have stirred something inside of me out of its slumber, a part of me that gets a masochistic high from inflicting pain on others, from the wounding of flesh to the scarring of emotional tissue to the assassination of the mind. Last time you and I were scheduled to face off, you got your wish and essentially got a forfeit victory. My career in UWF has had one highlight and that was my victory at Wrestlemania, everything else has been sloppy performances, a broken road stained with excuses and bereft of true heart and soul.

I'm not telling you this from the backstage area because I'm afraid, I'm doing it for your benefit. Not because you asked me to stay back here, but for your benefit in that, were I to come to that ring, I would slap that lumberjack beard off of your face for suggesting I back down and then, like a shark in open water, once I smelled blood it would be over for you and there would be no match on Smackdown.

Standing back here away from you forces me to be patient and wait one more night to kick your pink and purple carcass around until it's black and blue and freeing this brand of the foolish speech of you who considers himself a form of prophet. Consider what the name, "Damien" means to most of the masses, only then will you realize that they will never be receptive to your enlightenment. You are a serpent attempting to mask your true intentions with staged words of wisdom, well guess what, I see through your ruse and for trying to pollute the minds of my subjects, I seek to banish you from my kingdom.

You should enjoy your time at the top of the food chain while you can, because you're about to experience a very humbling fall from grace. Tomorrow night I am going to steal away those breaths in your air of confidence that caused you to underestimate me, and then, after I become the number one contender, I'm coming back to finish what I started and take something far more valuable from you.

You're about to find out that enlightenment is a poor substitute for pedigree.

The fans are cheering as Triple H glares into the camera with great intensity, a look no doubt intended for Sandow, as the screen fades to black.​

 

[Killz]

Smackdown May 10th - Kendrick vs MVP

[video=youtube;U5336N1i2Kk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5336N1i2Kk[/video]

After the events of this past week the crowd pop pretty big for THE Brian Kendrick who at first hobbles out from the back showing the signs of his match with Batista but soon shakes it all off and bounds down to the ring, either fighting through the pain or as a sign that he is not beaten and hurt despite Batista’s best efforts. In the ring it becomes clear maybe he’s just fighting through some pain as he clutches his ribs for a moment before having to shake it off again and recompose himself. He is handed a microphone and begins to speak immediately in earnest.

THE Brian Kendrick: Batista I’ve got a very simple message for that tiny brain of yours and so I hope you’re listening: I am not broken and I cannot be broken. You might think that my plan didn’t come to fruition on Friday night but, whilst things didn’t quite go as I expected the planned, the plan is very much still in motion. Should I ever get the opportunity again I will make you look like the fool you are Batista, do not forget about Brian Kendrick.

Pop from the crowd as Kendrick relaxes his tone and a smirk crosses his face.

Now, to more frivolous matters and I mean that as not a huge disrespect to MVP but certainly the man holds a number of beliefs that I find deplorable and inexplicable and his way of life is practically demanding to be altered whether it be by my words or actions. See, you like your money and your contracts and your “things†but things simply cloud your judgement and lead you from the path of glory to the path of temptation so if I were to offer some advice it would be endeavour to get the financial backing of the UWF for a hip-hop career because in this ring you’re going to fall short. Forgive me, we don’t know each other very well, but I had a win stolen from me last week and I’m not in the best of moods. It is however incredibly important I gain some momentum so that the culmination of my plan can come to pass at the Money in the Bank pay-per-view so I have to channel some aggression towards you, MVP. Luckily, it’s easier with you than most because I flat out don’t like how you conduct yourself. Pride comes before a fall MVP and if that holds true your fall might be greater than those suffered by Batista when I get my hands on him.

Kendrick paces the ring.

It’s been a hard week but nothing is over, no, it’s all just beginning for THE Brian Kendrick. I will right the wrongs that have fallen at my feet. It doesn’t matter how many battles I lose, I WILL win the war.

Kendrick bows with his arms to the side as the crowd through up a, mostly positive, mixed reaction.
​

 

[Nate]

Smackdown May10th 2013, Revernd D'Von vs Jeff Hardy

Reverend D'Von enters the ring and his holding a basket that contains loose change and dollar bills, wearing a joyous smile on his face as he begins walking down the aisle, collecting donations for what appears to be fore the less fortunate. D'Von sets the basket on the apron as he enters the ring and picks up the basket of donations. D'Von then grabs a mic but doesn't say anything as he bows his head in prayer. D'Von then raises his head and opens his eyes as he continues to smile the preacher smile.

Reverend D'Von: Now before I begin with today's events and prayer, what I have here is a small gift for you Jeff Hardy. You see I am aware of the poor living conditions that you may have to endure right now, so I have compromised a solution for you my son. I have ask everyone who lives by the word of the Lord to donate a little of their income to help get your poor, pathetic ass off the street! Now now don't get angry my son, I know it's not your fault that you had such a terrible childhood, which would explain the rebellious acts such as drug use and permanent damage to your spirit's temple with those... obnoxious pieces of art that society calls tattoos. And also I know it's not your fault that you crave attention from the crowd with your 'extreme' personality, because you obviously never got any attention from your father back when you were a child, maybe except when he beats you with an inch of your life, half the time.

The fans boo as D'Von as D'Von wipes his mouth before he continues on.

D'Von: Oh I know Jeff, I know it's hard to accept the truth. I was born in a religious family but even then I know it's hard to accept God in your life. Maybe if you weren't on 'the devil's substance' all the time you could see life for what it really was. Instead your here trying to aquire fame and money by hurting yourself and others, and for what cause? To support your bad habit? No, I will not stand for this blasphemy while you piss over the word of the Lord. I will not rest while sinners like you walk on the face of the earth, sinning for their own pleasure. Sinners like you make me sick to my stomach, and God has chosen me to walk upon the sinners and make the world pure again. My mission is to not only make you see the light, but to do so in a peaceful manner. That being said, should you not go down peacefully, then the Lord has supplied me with enough strength to bring you to your knees, and to beg for forgiveness!

Reverend D'Von is clearly enjoying expressing his opinion of Jeff Hardy.

D'Von: Oh I haven't even begun laying waste to you sinners on Smackdown! A man has his priorities, to which mine is to help those one at a time. Jeff Hardy, the man upstairs in the Smackdown head office has said that I will face you in a wrestling match on Friday, but the Lord has told me that we will participate in a cleansing. The way that it is looking right now, things are looking like that they will get physical, but I have experience behind my belt in these kinds of scenarios. Heck, We've faced off together in the ring before, for titles and for glory, but this time it's different. I don't have Bubba Ray here bringing me into the abyss, and you don't have Matt Hardy bringing you down into the lowlife scum that you already are. But as I've been saying, you can be saved Jeff, just pray!

Reverend D'Von bows his head again for a few seconds before speaking again.

D'Von: Let us all bow our heads in prayer again, and together we can help the useless and the less fortunate like our brother Jeff Hardy is. Dear Lord, please forgive our sins as we try to live by your grace, your charity, and your forgiveness. And please try and help out Mr. Hardy, this poor, miserable bastard of a human being, as he tries and find a place in this cold, miserable world. Also, please give me strength as I may have to cause bodily harm onto Mr. Hardy as I may have to slap the piss out of him for him to see the way of the Lord.

Boos are flying all over the arena as Reverend D'Von is now laughing.

D'von: Get angry as much as you want, you ignorant sinners, because it's only going to get harder from here on out. If you don't like it Jeff, then just quit because I am not stopping the worship of God until I personally see that every one of you God damned sinners shall perish in the bottom depths of hell! Oh my brother, testify!

D'Von lowers the mic and stands in the center of the ring, waiting for Jeff Hardy to come out.

​

 

[Ozymandias]

Smackdown 10th May: The Miz vs Damien Sandow w/Mike Knox

[video=youtube;9CZ8_B805Bw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CZ8_B805Bw[/video]

The crowd in attendance erupt as the most must-see star of the UWF's arrival is signalled. 'I Came to Play' by Downstait thunders out of the PA as The Miz appears on stage, looking dapper in one of his finest suits. He ambles to the top of the ramp before stopping for a few seconds then throws his arms towards the roof in his trademark pose. He then quickly makes his way down towards the ring, accepting high fives from a few of the fans as he goes. Eventually he makes his way up the steps and into the ring, accepting a mic from the announcer as his music trails off.

The Miz: Ladies and gentlemen I come here to tonight to bring your attention a terrifying news story. I have stumbled on to a story that is so spine-chilling it could rip apart the very fabric of the UWF, change each and every one of your life's permanently, and mean that none of us - not even me - will ever be the same again. Loyal viewers let me cut straight to the chase, we here in the UWF are in the middle of a contagion. There is a terrifying, debilitating disease and it appears to be spreading like wildfire and tonight I can reveal what it is. Ladies and gentlemen, loyal viewers, we all appear to be in the deadly grip... of Yellow-Belly Fever.

I understand from your reaction you may not be familiar with this horrible condition, and that's not a surprise as it is very rare, however case after case has been springing up in the Ultimate Wrestling Federation and it all started at Wrestlemania. Ladies and gentlemen I am now going to reveal some of the Superstars of this company who are already INFECTED by Yellow-Belly Fever, perhaps terminally! Please direct your attention to the Titantron as what I am about to show you may save your life!

The footage shows Bray Wyatt cashing in on Dean Ambrose after John Cena sucker-punched the champ. It makes a point of a long lingering shot of Damien Sandow's presence before ending



Here we witness a powerful carrier of what has also been colloquially referred to as 'the Chicken-Flu', Bray Wyatt. He displays all the classic characteristics; a weak backbone, a bloated, discoloured gut, a sneaky disposition and of course last but not least; a distinct lack of balls... If you watch closing you can see John Cena too is already in the early stages of Chicken-Flu, and if we look at the Raw the following week, we can see a similar picture

This time we see footage of Cena's European Title victor over Daniel Bryan, however once again the footage slows when Sandow is shown at ringside

And last but not least, there is footage of another poor soul tragically stricken by this horrible affliction, and the really scary part is; he's only just arrived in the UWF! Roll the footage!

And lastly we see Mike Knox attacking The Miz at the end of last week's Smackdown, unsurprisingly the cameras linger once again on the grounded Sandow in the ring

Mike Knox, John Cena, Bray Wyatt, all riddled with Chicken-Flu. They are consumed by Yellow-Belly Fever, but ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, loyal viewers, I come here today to prove to you that these poor men are blameless. They simply came into contact with the source of the infection. And the one true way to catch this fever, is to rub shoulders with the source of the virus. You all saw him in all three videos. All three cases of Chicken-Flu this man was present. All three sufferers have been rubbing shoulders with this man. This man, if you let him get too close to you, will turn you just like him. That means your backbone will all but disappear, your stomach will turn yellow, and yes, you will lose your testicles! I give you the cause of this plague; Damien Sandow!

The crowd boo and cheer at the same time, boos for the mention of Sandow, but cheers of the accusations levelled at him

This week I will put my health and well-being on the line in order that the rest of your don't have to, vaccinations all round. Let's unite against the Chicken-Flu, let's-

But before he can continue, he's interrupted
​

 

[rawisrey]

Re: Smackdown 10th May: The Miz vs Damien Sandow w/Mike Knox

[video=youtube;t0fXXBeeKBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fXXBeeKBY[/video]

Damien Sandows music hits cutting the Miz off, the crowd boos loudly as Damien Sandow walks out with an angry look on his face obviously not amused.

Sandow raises his microphone as Mike Knox comes through the curtain behind him.

Damien Sandow:

Very Amusing Mr. Mizanin, I would expect nothing else from someone with your low morale and ethical standard. But what you fail to realize is that those people you abhorrently referred to as "yellow-bellied" are all champions save for Michael Knox here who has not even competed yet. While you stand in the middle of the ring, speaking as loud as ever with precisely nothing to show for it. And that is precisely why I take no offense to your nonsensical name calling, because you are simply a middle school child who feels threatened and embarrassed and as always you have fallen to Name calling to attempt to save face in front of all your colleagues. Mr. Wyatt is a coward for being the UWF World and UWF Tag Team Champion, Mr. Cena is a coward for being the European Champion and number one contender to the Worlds heavyweight Championship, Mr. Knox here is a coward for planting you down on the ground, and I Damien Sandow am a coward for being the UWF and UWF Tag Team Champion. Very sound logic, one I'm sure these people can follow considering their mental state.

Knox begins to walk up the ramp with an angry look on his face, seemingly not taking kindly to the insult he looks like he's going to come in and start something. But Sandow quickly puts a hand on his shoulder and tells him to stay put, Knox does so but still looks like he wants to get in the ring.

Sandow continues on.

But you were accurate on one small thing Mr. Mizanin, we are in the middle of a contagion, but the disease is not of a craven nature. Rather it is the disease of incompetence which has spread throughout this world and plagued your ignorant minds for far too long. I am here to save you from this disease Mr. Mizanin, Mr. Knox here is here to assist me in helping you, and on Friday Nights serial we shall impart upon you a lesson. One that shall humble you and teach you to forget your egotistical ways and pay more attention to literature and knowledge than cameras and spotlight. And perhaps once we have saved you, you shall stand beside Michael Knox and join my word as the second disciple of enlightenment. With your exposure, even though you lack the talent and intelligence, we can still use you to spread my word across the masses.

The crowd boos and Sandow turns to one side yelling out to them

SILENCE!

The crowd only boo louder as Damien adjust his robe and turns back to the ring, remaining at ringside.

With that said, you are in fact putting your health at risk on Fridays Serial. Because if were to choose not to join my word, then I and indirectly of course Mr. Knox will have no other alternative but to eradicate you from this company. I always attempt to convert first, but some ignoramuses brains have suffered far too much damage from drowning in the sea of ineptitude that even I, The intellectual savior of the masses, cannot save them. So we must get rid of them so they cannot drag down anyone else with them, you Mr. Mizanin shall learn to become enlightened or you will be left to drown. Either way I am still attempting to help you, which anyone else of my higher intellect would simply not waste their time and consider someone like you a lost cause from the start. For that Mr. Mizanin, and only that, You are Welcome. Good day sir, Michael we are off.

Sandow turns to leave but Knox doesn't seem to want to go, Damien turns back and tells Knox to follow and Mike reluctantly does so. But before they even take a step up the ramp Miz' voice stops them.​