Ultimate Wrestling Federations Presents.....
UWF Friday Night SmackDown!
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"WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE!" SmackDown! kicks off with it's theme song, "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons. An impressive pyrotechnics display is seen as SmackDown! gets underway. The crowd is already awestruck at what has gone down already and the show has just begun. We go down to ringside and meet back up with Booker T and new broadcast team member Jerry "The King" Lawler
Booker T: Welcome everyone to Friday Night SmackDown! I'm the 5-Time, 5-Time, 5-Time, 5-Time, 5-Time WCW Champion Booker T and, since Michael Cole got moved to Thursday Nights, we got a new broadcast team member! My dogg, Jerry "The King" Lawler!
The King: It feels great to be here, Booker, and back in the UWF and what a great show we have lined up tonight!
Booker T: No doubt, coming off a hellacious SummerSlam event. We have a NEW UWF Champion!
The King: Yeah but not anyone from the Scramble Match. Low and behold, Edge is our UWF Champion thanks to SmackDown General Manager Zack Ryder.
Booker T: But, that's SummerSlam. We are on the road to the King of the Ring with 2 of 3 SmackDown Qualifying matches! First up, we have Chris Sabin in his swan song here on SmackDown as he tries to gain Thursday Nights a spot in the tournament against the former UWF Internet Champion Drew McIntyre!
The King: Speaking of Internet Champion, our new champion Chris Jericho looks to become King of the Ring but he's got a tough challenge ahead of him in the form of the newly-reformed Brother D'Von!
Booker T: But, personally, I can't wait until our main event because the COO of the UWF Triple H is in action against Damien Sandow!
WHERE ALL MY BROS AT?!
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The crowd breaks out into boos as "Radio" by Downstait begins to play over the PA system. After a few bars of music, tons of young ladies begin to pile out from the back and start making their way towards the ring.
The King: Well, I'm not a Zack Ryder fan right now but, PUPPIES!
Booker T: Aww shucky ducky, quack quack!
As the last of the women emerge from the back, they are hanging on the arms of SmackDown General Manager Zack Ryder. He excorts the ladies down the ramp. The women all enter the ring and are dancing to the music of the GM. Ryder and his escorts walk up the steel steps and Ryder holds the ropes open for them. Zack then demands a microphone and the music halts.
Zack Ryder: Tonight is cause for a great celebration! At SummerSlam, you all witnessed history. For the first time ever, a Money In The Bank winner has jumped brands and became champion but, you see, he isn't just an ordinary champion. He is your champion. Batista was good but he made one fatal mistake and he just kept repeating it over and over and over again. By the millionth time, I understood your message. "Zack Ryder is a joke!" "I will snap Zack Ryder in half" "Blah blah blah!" Dave, listen up. You lost the UWF Championship because you disrespected and threatened me. Simple as that. I can't have someone like you representing my brand as UWF Champion. Batista, bro, if you're expecting to cash-in on your rematch clause, you better save your breath because you're not going to get it. As far as I'm concerned, Dave, you don't work here on SmackDown and, the next time you want to open your mouth, just remember Don't Cross The Boss!
The crowd is boo-ing Ryder out of the building for being such an arrogant prick. He doesn't seem phased by it and merely places his arm around one of the girls and continues speaking.
Zack Ryder: But, enough with all the negativity. We're not here to bring up old business. We're here to celebrate the crowning of a true champion. A fighting champion. A primed and ready champion who is open to all challengers. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Broski of the Century, our new UWF Champion and my personal friend and mentor, "The Rated R Superstar" EDGE!
I’M BAAAAAAAAACK!
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Out comes Edge in all of his swagger only to be rained on by many boos from all over the arena.
He walks a little bit further down before extending his arms for the big pyro celebration
Edge enters the ring and shows off… his belt. HIS UWF Championship.
The Rated R UWF Champion Edge:
I bet none of you expected to see me back… but… I’M BAAAAAAAAACK! And wouldn’t you believe it… Believe it… It is real, it is happening, it is live… it is Smackdown… this is the UWF… and this is your one true champion… the champion… the face of UWF… this is all for you… ladies and gentlemen… behold your future. Behold the name and face of the new era of UWF, behold and love the face and name of the new era that is to dawn Smackdown. Ladies and Gentlemen… in case you were living under a bridge, in case you are just that ignorant and want to ignore the truth, incase you are one of those that wants to just deny the truth… I’m here to put to rest any and all rumors. I’m here to expose the truth. I’m here to present to you, to give you, to present to you, I AM HERE… to ensure that there are no doubts at all… that your UWF Champion is here. Your UWF Rated R Champion. Your Rated R UWF Champion is indeed here… and you all may know him… as Edge.
The boos start coming down harder for Edge as he smiles at his “adoring fans” and continues.
The Rated R UWF Champion Edge:
Now this is pretty much what I expected. The minute someone experiences success you all look to hate. But understand… this is something that nobody expected. None of you saw this coming. All of you saw me on Raw kicking ass and taking names. You saw me at SummerSlam where John Boy got his panties in a knot and walked off in the tag title match. It was aight. It was okay because I already knew that I was cashing in. Something nobody knew. I teased it every week. Every single week. Then there was the fact that I’ve defeated Ambrose, I’ve defeated Bryan, I’ve defeated Shawn Michaels. I mean… really… I could have cashed in on either of those three and if they wanted a rematch I would have soundly defeated them again. And that is what everyone was expecting but understand… the Ultimate Opportunist is also the man that knows how to make the biggest waves, the biggest impact, create shockwaves that go all the way through the industry and this one did it. This cash in topped every single cash in that has happened in history. And I have to say… that my apprentice there… I taught him well. I told him that you have to take chances, you have to aim bigger than what is expected. Even if that means pulling the wool over the eyes of everyone. Making sure that nobody knows what is going to happen. I told him and taught him all of this and he came through in flying colors.
Aries was stripped of his briefcase and so it was thought… oh well there won’t be a cash in for Smackdown and all would be safe. Nope. Pull the expected and it will be remembered for a month. Pull the unexpected and next year that one singular event will still be talked about. That will be the measuring stick for any and all future happenings of the same sort. Every single cash in that is to happen from this point on will be compared to what I did and I can guarantee you that none of them will come close. None of them will achieve what mine did. And for that… Zack… you did your job and you did it well. You are now going to be a focal point alongside me in UWF. Smackdown needed a huge jolt and now we got it. Now we got that story that nobody expected. That OH MY GAWD! moment that will shock for months and years to come. What we have his history Zack. You and me… we just made history. And not only that… but we made Batista look like the bitch that he is. The little roided muscled up pussy that he is. He thought that he could just waltz into a given match and walk out nearly unscathed? Oh no. Not when someone like Edge is around. Caught him completely off guard and took him out. And now he can say bye bye to ever having a chance of holding this belt. Matter of fact… all of Smackdown you are being put on notice. Because now…the Rated R Era has arrived.
The Rated R UWF Champion Edge:
What needs to be understood is you are looking at the man that took on the “flagship show” in Raw and beat their top stars. I beat all of their top stars and made it look easy. I took my talents to Smackdown and are looking to not only make that same impact but… I’ll tell you right now… Smackdown will not be looked down as some secondary show as long as Edge is here. When I was here before Smackdown was cranking out the best shows. Had the best matches, had people talking every week and once I left Smackdown started to flounder and collapse. It started to sputter like some 1960 pinto. But no more. Now we are going to be roaring like a brand new Ferrari. We are going to be going straight to the top of the UWF. And with me in the driver seat leading the way… everything is going to change. This entire landscape is going to change. Smackdown is going to be the perennial front runner of UWF. The show to watch, the show to see, the show to behold. The show that you do not want to miss from week to week. This is the show that any and all future talents will want to be a part of because now we have a true legend at the top. We have someone that everyone can look at and will be proud to represent their brand. We have a true champion, a man that has the looks of a champion, talks like a champion, wrestles like a champion, and most importantly… wins like a champion.
I’m bringing everything and then some here to Smackdown. I’m going to make sure that nobody ever looks over Smackdown as some third rated brand. We are not. We are going to be the flagship show. We are going to be the number 1 brand because right now… you are looking at THE number 1 champion in all of UWF. You are looking at the man that everyone wishes that they can beat but all will come short of accomplishing. Pretty much what we are going to have is a bunch of haters coming up to me thinking that they have what it takes to dethrone me, what it takes to even slow me down but none of you have it. None of you will have what it takes to put a halt to this momentum. None of you will have what it takes to bring what I will be. I’m going to be bringing this title to new heights unlike that ever seen in the history of this industry. People want to talk about the legendary reigns of people like Stone Cold… or Cody Rhodes. But I promise you… their reigns will look like nothing compared to what I’m going to be doing. I’m going to make this belt look better than anything they ever accomplished. I’m going to make this brand look better than anything they ever did. I’M going to not only make myself known as a legend, not just as an icon, not just as a main eventer, not just a hall of famer. I’m going to go so far above all of that… the only title they will have for me… is god.
The boos are nearly deafening at the sounds of such a claim from Edge.
The Rated R UWF Champion Edge:
I expected that sort of response from the future one true god of wrestling. But then again when you experience the amount of success that someone like me has… and the success that someone like me will achieve… it is natural. It is natural that I will have so much hate that… well… it only motivates me more so I encourage each and every one of you out there watching this, out there in the stands, out in the back… heed my words…you can hate me now. But I guarantee that I won’t stop now. So it is okay… its all okay. You can hate me. Hate the success, hate the achievements, hate the champion, hate me… because it only shows that you don’t have what it takes to stop it. None of you do. None of you will. Hate me now.
Edge extends his arms out with title in hand as the boos shower him from the crowd.
The King: Edge with some strong words!
Booker T: He has a point, though. Nobody saw any of this coming!
As Edge lowers his microphone.....
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
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Booker T: Here comes The Boss!
The King: He doesn't look too happy.
Motorhead rings through the arena as Edge and Ryder look out towards the stage. UWF COO Triple H walks out from the backstage area with a scowl on his face. The crowd is giving him a standing ovation as he makes his way down the ramp.
The ladies are busy high-tailing it out of the ring as Edge and Ryder continue to glare at the COO. Triple H grabs a microphone from ringside and walks up the steps and enters the ring.
Booker T: I can't wait to hear what he's got to say about all this.
The King: The Game isn't known for his nice-ness, that's for sure!
Triple H: Congratulations, Zack! You sure did pull a fast one over me! I mean, you signed yourself a World Champion alright! A World Champion Jackass!
The crowd pops loudly as Edge brushes the insult off. Ryder continues to glare at Triple H as he continues speaking.
Triple H: You see, Zacky boy, it doesn't matter what kind of harebrained schemes you come up with because my authority will always trump yours. I've had just about enough of this petty back and forth one-ups-manship we've got going on. I've got bigger fish to fry than to be constantly worried about what kind of stupid decision you'll make next. When I came to SmackDown, it was to help elevate and test talent, not to fix your messes. Now, for whatever reason, whoever signed you did so to an ironclad contract. Contrary to popular belief, those actually mean something so I can't fire you.
The crowd boos as Ryder laughs and fist pumps, screaming "WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT, BRO!" Triple H begins to laugh himself as he continues.
Triple H: I'm glad you're in such a great mood and, to tell you the truth, I am to but that's all about to change for you. Like I said, I can't keep worrying about you when I have business to attend do. That's why I've decided to steal a play out of the Anarchy playbook and I'm gonna assign you a Co-General Manager.
The crowd cheers wildly as Ryder becomes absolutely livid, kicking the bottom ropes and screaming at Triple H. Edge is trying to calm Ryder down but it's not working too well.
Booker T: WHUT DA HAYELL?!
The King: A Co-GM?!
Triple H: But, let's get something straight, it's not some pencil-pusher you can toss around. This man is fully capable of putting you in your place, figuratively and literally. He's no stranger to a SmackDown locker room by any stretch of the imagination. Ladies and Genetlemen.....and Zack Ryder.......allow me to introduce to you all the Co-General Manager of UWF Friday Night SmackDown......
Triple H motions to the stage as everyone gazes curiously towards the stage. After a few moments, a familiar theme breaks the silence.
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Booker T: Aww....wait a minute!
The King: .....It can't be!
Booker T: It's that Rabid Wolverine, King!
It indeed is as "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace comes over the PA system. Ryder and Edge are in complete shock as "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benoit emerges from the backstage area.
Benoit walks down the ramp as the crowd is going crazy. Ryder is visibly upset, screaming at Triple H "THIS ISN'T FAIR!" Chris slides into the ring and shakes hands with Triple H.
Booker T: I did not see this coming!
The King: I don't think anyone did, Booker. Chris Benoit has arrived in UWF!
He takes the microphone from Triple H as he exits the ring. Ryder then turns his attention to screaming at Benoit. This does little to phase him, however. Benoit then addresses Zack Ryder first.
Chris Benoit: First things first, Ryder. I want you to stop screaming in my ear before I get angry. I'm in a good mood, tonight, so let's not do anything that you are going to regret. Triple H called me on the phone saying he needed someone to keep your New Kids On The Block ass in check around here and you can bet your ass that I'm the man for the job. I've seen what you've done these past few weeks and all of it makes me sick. Look at what you've turned SmackDown into. It's not the A-Show it once was. It's now the D-Show and it's all your fault! But, like Hunter said, congratulations on getting your hand-picked champion.....
Benoit then turns his attention to the UWF Champion Edge.
Chris Benoit: ....But, something tells me he won't be champion for long because, Edge, I want you to meet your first title defense......
Benoit then motions towards the stage himself as another familiar theme comes over the PA system.
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Booker T: Oh my Goodness!
The King: The man who defeated Rhino at SummerSlam, CM Punk!
Edge is now as upset as Zack Ryder was as "The Straight Edge Superstar" CM Punk emerges from the back to a big reaction from the crowd. He drops down to one knee and screams out "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!"
Punk then briskly walks down the ramp and towards the ring. Benoit has his attention on Punk and doesn't see Edge behind him ready to spear the new Co-General Manager. Punk then motions behind Benoit, letting him in on it. Benoit then turns around as Edge runs towards him. Benoit side-steps the champion and sends him over the top rope to the floor below where a hungry number one contender is waiting.
The King: Edge might want to see where he is right now!
Booker T: Punk looks more focused than ever!
Edge gets to his feet and turns right into a kick to the side of the head by Punk. Punk motions for the belt but, as Benoit attempts to grab the UWF Championship off the mat, Ryder steps on the belt and glares at Benoit.
Booker T: Uh oh! Zack Ryder is messin' up, dogg!
Benoit laughs and lets go of the belt. Ryder then gives him a smug look and then picks the belt up. Benoit then allows him to walk right past him. As he passes, Benoit quickly grabs Ryder by the hips and pulls him back. Benoit then hoists Ryder into the air and slams him down with a German Suplex!
The King: German Suplex on Ryder!
Benoit doesn't let go as he picks Ryder back up and connects with another German!
Booker T: Is he goin' for the hat trick?!
As Booker asks that, Benoit lifts Ryder up one more time and slams him down hard with a third and final German Suplex. Benoit then grabs Edge's customized UWF Championship and hands it to Punk on the outside. Punk then drapes it over Edge's body as he motions for the belt around his waist. Punk's music plays again as Punk backs up the ramp and Benoit exits the ring.
Booker T: Chris Benoit making his presence felt here on SmackDown!
The King: And what a match we are in line to see at Bound For Glory, Edge vs. CM Punk!
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The action in the ring has been explosive so far as Smackdown is living up to the hype as the camera's suddenly switch to the backstage area, showing a close up of an Todd Grisham.
Grisham:
Good evening Ladies and Gentleman, we are one week removed from the biggest party of the Summer, Summerslam. We saw a lot of great matches, new champions and old champions, rivalries were decided and finished, we saw superstars switch brands just like that but one thing we didn't see at Summerslam was a winner of the Street Fight between MVP and Christopher Daniels. My guest at this time is one of those men, please welcome my guest at this time, Montel Vontavious Porter.
Todd Grisham turns his head to the side as the camera shoot widens, showing MVP standing in front of Todd, dressed in his street gear, MVP doesn't look good as bandages are every where and he is also sporting a black eye. His arm is bandaged as well as his leg as MVP doesn't look happy. He grimaces in pain as he looks towards Todd.
Grisham:
Montel, we all watched your match at Summerslam, the hatred between the two of you was certainly on show and at the end of the day, neither of you could put the other down and win the match, ending in a draw and both of you being stretched out of the arena, by the looks of you, you still haven't recovered from that match but do you see this feud being over now that neither man got the victory?
MVP looks towards Todd, not smiling and a bit of an angry face on him. Todd pushes the microphone towards him as he waits for him to speak.
MVP:
If anything Todd, that match at Summerslam just started a whole new chapter of MVP vs Chris Daniels. That man cost me my title opportunity on Smackdown, I should have been the man holding that title belt after the Scramble match and I sure as hell deserved to be the man at the start of the show giving a Rated R Celebration, by the way, I caught a bit of that and I have to say, what you think is Rated R is what I call a pre drink before hitting up the club. I do hope you enjoyed your PG party though Edge but back to Christopher Daniels, I know he is in this arena tonight in possibly a worse state then I am, I hope he is because he is the idiot that jumped off with me but I hope he doesn't have anything wrong with his ears and eyes. Chris, if you are watching this, I will keep it short and sweet, at Summerslam, you gave me everything you had, you decided you might try to finish me off with an Angel Wings off that titantron but look at what happened, you brought your best and you still couldn't beat me. You hit your best move and look what happened, it took everything out of you so you spent the night in hospital. You might think that this is over, you might think you can move on and just forget about me but I haven't had nearly enough, I want you in another match, I want to get my revenge and I will get it, oh trust me I will get it, I don't mind waiting but that match at Summerslam proved nothing, we are not over and it won't be long until I show you that I am Half Man, Half Amazing.
As soon as MVP finishes that last statement, Daniels comes out of nowhere and pounces right on top of MVP. Both men begin to brawl all over the backstage area.
Booker T: Look at 'em go!
The King: They're gonna take each other to hell, and all of us too!
MVP and Daniels continue to brawl away from the interviewing area and eventually reach the parking lot. MVP eventually gets the upper hand and throws Daniels up against a brick pillar. Daniels then comes back and hits MVP with an elbow to his gut. Daniels then grabs MVP and drags him towards a car. Daniels tries to throw MVP into the window of a Nissan but MVP counters by hitting Daniels in the gut. MVP turns it around and ends up sending Daniels' head through the window. Glass shatters everywhere and Daniels begins bleeding profusely. MVP wipes his face and simply walks away as backstage officials come in and check on Daniels.
Booker T: Oh my goodness!
The King: This doesn't look good at all, Booker.
As EMT's begin rushing to Daniels' aide,
The scene fades in as were going backstage to the "Modern day Gladiator" & newly signed Smackdown Superstar Magnus. He has a cocky smirk on his face, as his tailored suit is pressing up against his chest. He's donning Hollywood style shades & a diamond watch that reflects off the cameras. He kind of crinkles his nose, as he glances over towards off camera.
"Whats that smell?"
There's a inaudible voice heard off camera answering Magnus.
"So...it's the city then?"
The inaudible voice is heard once again, as Magnus tries not to breath in the air.
It doesn't quite surprise me. I could never stand the prudent & disgusting smell of Americans."
This brings a chorus of boo's in from the crowd watching from their seats; as Magnus is on the titan-tron
"Ah yes yes, there they are now. Sipping on their sugary pop from their novelty souvenir cups. It amazes me how wild & uneducated you lot really are. How greedy your country is to eat everything in sight while other's go hungry; to gorge your obese bodies until you stare into a mirror and realize what a useless part of society you really are. You boo a man who now graciously privileges you with his presence; a true gladiator in that ring who is the total package of wrestling entertainment. A gladiator that is worth every penny you paid to sit in your uncomfortable seats & watch me. I possess the Hollywood looks, the undying charm, & the pure athletic talent & ruthlessness to be the biggest acquisition that Zack Ryder has managed to get signed on the bottom line to UWF Smackdown.
He chuckles at his own joke, as no one else will; he calms himself then continues.
"It was no surprise to me when Ryder came to me with a proposition that I couldn't refuse. I was the hottest free agent that was available in the market; which is why Ryder was the quickest & smartest to get ink to paper. He offered me a contract as such that was well worth the asking price; as well as a guarantee that I would be facing some of the best talent that this company had to offer over here on the blue brand. That is where my only problem comes into play. I was just finding myself strolling over here to grant this interview, & thought to myself where is all this supposed talent I was suppose to be facing? John Cena? Edge? Drew McIntyre? Batista? I mean the list goes on & on; but my time is of a value that none of you miscreants could afford. So I digress on to more important matters.
He adjusts the cuff of his suit; as he unbuttons the sleeve before continuing.
"You see the reason why I decided to grace this company with my pure talent; is because I had a moderately successful but otherwise unsatisfying & unflattering run in Dixie Carter's Total Nonstop Action; or as most of you imbeciles known them for as Impact Wrestling. I was a established tag team competitor with Samoa Joe, even winning the TNA tag team championship belts twice ; but was never quite given the opportunity as a single's competitor to truly show how superior I am to anyone else in this company. My tag team success was because of one man, myself. I carried Samoa Joe to that championship caliber that you saw him at in Main Event Mafia. I made Samoa Joe in that very ring by allowing him as such to share the same locker room with me; by allowing him to carry my bags, to stand at MY corner during matches.
The crowd scoffs at such a statement, knowing that Magnus was full of himself.
This go around, I'm back for one person & that's MYSELF. This time I refuse to allow people like Samoa Joe, or Sting, or Kurt Angle or ANYBODY to straggle along on my coat tail as the next hottest thing in this business. No longer will I be giving scraps to otherwise less talented superstars that are back in that locker room; no longer will I be pulling anyone else up to my illustrious level. Take a closer look at the Modern day Gladiator, cause I promise you that you'll never see a more perfect specimen step inside a UWF ring as a future World Champion in this business. I don't feel or experience things like pressure. I eat, sleep, & breath pressure everyday of my life.
Magnus tips his head forward allowing his shades to slip down his nose a bit.
Grab a camera & take a picture cause you're looking at the new Headliner. You're looking at the new Main Event. You're looking at the future of the industry.
Magnus walks off camera, as we go back to the ring.
We come back from that Magnus promo to see former Internet Champion Drew McIntyre already in the ring waiting on his opponent.
Booker T: The "Chosen One" hasn't had a pleasant few weeks, that's for sure!
The King: I wonder if he can turn it around in this King of the Ring tournament?
HAIL SABIN!
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The crowd cheers loudly as Chris Sabin makes his way out from the backstage area. He seems to be full of energy and ready for a fight.
The King: This young man making his way out to the ring in hopes to claim his stake in the King of the Ring tournament.
Booker T: No doubt Chris Sabin has been working hard here on SmackDown and I think he's gonna take it right to Drew McIntyre.
Sabin jogs down the ramp and enters the ring, full of energy and ready to go. McIntyre laughs this off and approaches Sabin. The referee rings the bell and this one is underway.
DING!
DING!
DING!
McIntyre walks up to Sabin, who is taking off his jacket. McIntyre then slaps Sabin right across the face!
Booker T: That was highly uncalled for!
Sabin holds his jaw and looks at McIntyre. Sabin takes off his jacket and lays it to the side. He then invites McIntyre to do it again. McIntyre goes to slap him again but, this time, Sabin ducks his attempt and kicks Drew in the gut. He then hoists McIntyre up and plants him with the All Hail Sabin!
The King: Hail Sabin!
Sabin then hooks the leg as the referee counts the pin.
1..
2..
3!!
YOUR WINNER AND ADVANCING FOR SMACKDOWN IN THE KOTR TOURNAMENT: CHRIS SABIN!!
Booker T: Chris Sabin just defeated Drew McIntyre in seconds!
The King: That's unbelievable, Booker!
Chris Sabin has his arm raised and then slowly walks out of the ring, smiling at McIntyre who is getting up and realizing he was just beat. Drew begins kicking at the ropes in frustration and screaming at the referee. We go to commercial as McIntyre continues his temper tantrum in the ring.
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#FINALLY
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We come back from commercial to find backstage interviewer Josh Mathews.
Josh Mathews: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time.....the new Co-General Manager of SmackDown.....Chris Benoit!
The camera pans over to see Chris Benoit standing next to Josh with the old UWF United States Championship belt draped across his shoulder. He smiles as Josh continues.
Josh Mathews: I had some questions lined up but.....what's with the belt?
Chris laughs as he places his hand on Josh's shoulder.
Chris Benoit: Josh, look, this is another example of me having to clean up all of Zack Ryder's messes. Ah, here he is! Josh, may I present to you the brand new UWF United States Champion......Chris Jericho!
The camera pans over to see Chris Jericho standing by with a huge smile on his face.
Chris Jericho: Beat it, junior!
Josh then reluctantly leaves the frame as Jericho is handed the US Title by Benoit. Jericho then lifts up the Internet Championship as Zack Ryder limps into frame.
Zack Ryder: Wait a second! You can't just throw out my championship!
Chris Benoit: Zack, I'm here doing what you should've done. This Internet Championship is a complete joke and everyone here knows it! I'm going to put this title right where it belongs.....
Jericho hands Benoit the title and Benoit hurls it into a nearby trash can.
Chris Benoit:.....In the garbage!
Jericho laughs as he walks away, heading towards the ring as Benoit and Ryder have a stare-off.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a King of the Ring Qualifying match!
GET THE TABLES!
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Brother D'Von comes running out of the curtain headbagging to Metallica as he screams to the crowd while posing on the stage before he walks down the ramp. The first verse to "Whisky In The Jar" can be heard as Brother D'Von makes it to the ramp and begins to slap some extended hands as the crowd nearby cheers and yells different things to D'Von, as D'Von replies back with simple words as he continues his way towards the ring.
D'Von slides through the ring as he jumps onto the ring post as he poses to the crowd by raising his hands up, then points to some fans nearby headbanging to his theme song. D'Von then jumps to the canvas and hops onto the opposite corner and does the same pose.
The King: Here comes the newly-reformed Brother D'Von, who looks to redeem himself by becoming King of the Ring!
Booker T: D'Von, he's one intense cat, man and I think if anyone can do it, it's him!
As D'Von climbs off the top rope, Chris Jericho is seen backstage walking with his new United States Championship. He is heading towards the ring but abruptly stops. He then looks behind him.
Booker T: There's US Champ Chris Jericho but, what's he lookin' at?
Jericho's smile quickly turns to confusion and shock. The lights then go out in the backstage area as the camera crews scramble to find out what's going on.
The King: Looks like we're having some technical difficulties at the moment, ladies and gentlemen.
As soon as King finishes that statement, the whole backstage area lights up in a purple hue. After some brief scrambling, the camera fixates on one image, The Undertaker standing above a casket containing an unconscious Chris Jericho.
Booker T: WHAT IN DA HEYALL?!
The King: Oh my God.....
Undertaker simply rolls his eyes in the back of his head and slams the casket lid shut before walking away.
The King: Chris Jericho is in that casket!
The cameras cut back to the ring where D'Von and the referee look on just as confused and shocked as the audiences are. We then go to commercial break.
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We're back from commercial as we see Mr. Kennedy standing by the stage. He doesn't look too impressed, he hasn't got the belt with him at all. He takes his time standing there until a microphone is lowered from the ceiling.
Mr. Kennedy: Summerslam. The Undertaker. The Hardcore Championship. The three things that will be talked about, amongst the fact I'm now on Smackdown! But first, Summerslam... Vampiro wanted to take me to war, he wanted to add more fuel to the fire but during my match... Well it was pretty dickish in my opinion but The Undertaker appeared and somewhat distracted him, I needed to retain the belt so here I am. Your Hardcore Champion! Mind you, I ain't impressed with how the ending came about but hey, I gotta do what I gotta do right? Nobody wants to see me suffer burn marks all over my body, I need to continue looking good! But this Hardcore Championship, well... some of you are wondering where the hell my belt is. Well I can tell you when I arrived to this arena today, I had my belt in my bag and such then I left the locker room... I went to grab a bottle of water and I came back and my belt and bag was missing. Luckily enough I was wearing this or else I'd look... ugh, like a bum! But here I am, I'm not going to accuse who's taken my belt but I would appreciate it back. I mean if one of you Smackdown guys ever wanted a challenge all you had to do was ask, you didn't need to run away with my belt. But it's pretty darn awesome I know I've got some sort of target behind my back, I know Kofi Kingston is no longer with us and I know for a fact Vampiro isn't on Smackdown... but I suppose it wouldn't stop him from trying to steal the belt... but I reckon I got a new challenger and I like challenges, I really do!
So whilst I'm not wrestling this week, I'm going to kick back on the couch backstage and watch the TV Screen carefully. I will find the culprit and I promise you... What I managed to do to Vampiro is nothing, what's coming to my challenger is going to be much, much worse. I don't care if you're a lovable guy or not, I don't appreciate people trying to steal my things, I'm sure you wouldn't like it if I stole your damn iPod. But what the hey, glad to see you folks here on Smackdown, until then... I'm going to find what the go is and hopefully next week... I've got myself a challenge, or better yet... I find out who the hell stole my belt ha-ha. I just hope you remember who I am pal, I'm MISTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEDDDDDYYYYYYYY
Mr. Kennedy then lifts his left arm up as he screams into the microphone
KENNEDEHHHHHHH!
Booker T: The Hardcore Title got stolen?
The King: That thing looks like it's made from stolen hubcaps in the first place so it doesn't surprise me!
Smackdown cuts away to Matt Striker standing, smiling into the camera. Behind him, a large sign says
UWF PERFORMANCE CENTER.
Striker: Hello there, everyone watching on UWF's Friday Night Smackdown! I am Matt Striker and I am currently LIVE from the UWF Performance Center. This groundbreaking new structure will allow the future of UWF to train under one roof! I plan on giving you a quick tour of the building tonight and that will start with the gym! Now if we go thr-
HEY. YOU.
Matt Striker jumps and turns around to see that the noise has came from the monster that is Ryback.
Striker: Ah! I see our newest signee, Ryback is joining us at the Perf-
Ryback: Shut Up. Is this camera running?
Striker nods.
Ryback: Good. Come with me.
Striker: Well Ryback, you see I need it fo-
Ryback: What?
Ryback gets right up in the face of Matt Striker. Striker retreats slightly as Ryback looms over him.
Ryback: Now I've only just got here, so I'm going to be nice to you and give you a chance to correct that mistake. You see, nobody tells me what I can, or can't do. You are vermin. I am an alpha male. A specimen of evolutionary perfection. So a little twerp like you, is never going to tell me I can't do something. So run off. NOW
Matt Striker takes his cue and scampers off as Ryback chuckles. He then turns to the camera man.
Ryback: Follow me.
The camera begins following Ryback through the Performance Center corridors to the gym, on the way there, Ryback begins to look back sporadically while talking.
Ryback: UWF came to me. They saw me, and they knew they needed to sign me. And the people who scouted me are smart folk. I'm an animal. A beast. I tear through my opponents like I tear through steak. No one matches me for my physicality. Yet while there are smart folk, who see someone with talent like mine, there are also stupids. These are the people who didn't involve me on T.V. . Clearly, they're scared. Want to see why?
Now at the doors the gym, Ryback points to someone working out.
Ryback: Look at this dork. He's probably trying about 200 lbs and he can't handle it. His form's sloppy and he's heading straight for snap city. It could be worse though, at least he's lifting heavier than Zack Ryder. haha!
Ryback chuckles into the camera before returning to watching the man. Ryback then sighs loudly and walks over. He pushes the man off the bar mid-rep. As the man turns angrily to face Ryack, he immediately recoils after recieving a death stare from Ryback. Ryback begins to pile weight on, effortlessly flinging weights from across the gym to his bar. He then begins to deadlift the dipping bar, straining under it's weight. After he grunts his way through a set, he drops the bar and walks back over to the camera.
Ryback: I am UWF's Alpha Male. I dare anyone in the Smackdown roster to come at me. I'll rip them apart.
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As the previous segment comes to a close, we return to the arena and the titantron lights up. The camera is facing towards the floor and quickly panning across all of the dirt and leaves until a wooden wall enters the view. The camera continues to pan across the wall of what could only be a cabin.
???
Hey! Over here, Jackass.
The crowd instantly recognizes the voice and fall into a frenzy as the camera pans over to a small side-table, the camera now slowly pans over to reveal recently fired Superstar, Austin Aries sat in a deck chair by the table, his head facing to the right.
Austin Aries
I bet you're all having a good laugh at my expense right now aren't you? To see me here, sat at my holiday home, wearing a shirt and jeans instead of out there in the ring with my wrestling attire on, ready to go as only I can. Is this amusing to you? Do you get some sort of sick kick out of seeing me at the lowest point of my career? The Greatest Man That Ever Lived isn't so great any more huh? You people disgust me... This time last week, I was on top of the world, I had everything I could possibly want, it's safe to say that I was at the highest point of my career. Not only did I win the Television Championship, but I was also holding the Money in the Bank Briefcase, guaranteeing me a future opportunity to become the World Heavyweight Champion... But all of that was taken away from me.
Aries adjusts himself in his seat.
Austin Aries
It was bad enough that I had to defend both against Rob Van Dam. I put everything I had into earning those accolades, I shed blood, sweat and tears to get where I was, but that wasn't good enough. I had to prove myself against a man who doesn't even know his head from his ass half of the time. This man has numerous wellness violations against his name, yet the powers that be saw him to be more deserving than I was... But as irritating as it was to have to prove myself again, it wasn't going to be a problem. Van Dam doesn't even have a quarter of the high flying ability, technical prowess or ring awareness that I possess, defeating him at Summerslam would have been a breeze, even with all of the odds against me.
The crowd are silent as Aries continues to relive his last week.
Austin Aries
I had to defend my Television Championship against the C.O.O of this company, Hunter Herst Helmsley. With a title defence looming over my head already, I'd be lying if I wasn't a little taken back by having to defend at Smackdown too, but as a true champion, I was ready to give it my all and show Hunter exactly why I was the Television Champion, and that I wasn't going to give it up easily. But he didn't waste any time and I was taken by surprise when he landed that pedigree on me and got the victory. I'm not a man who makes excuses for his losses, so I won't start now, Hunter beat me in a straight up fair contest, I lost my TV Championship and I have no one to blame but myself...
Aries shakes his head.
Austin Aries
I can respect that Hunter beat me, but what I can't respect is what he did afterwards... After holding the TV Championship for as long as I did, it became something that I held close, and to see it tossed aside like trash was like a slap to the face. But that wasn't good enough for Triple, no, he needed a little more to satisfy his power hungry ego and stripped me of my Briefcase... But even leaving me down and broken in the ring with nothing left to my name wasn't enough... He had to go one step further and fire me! After months of working my ass off each and every day in the ring, this is what I get...
Aries' strokes his stubble and laughs before carrying on.
Austin Aries
Actually Hunter, there is something I want to thank you for. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for showing me that Smackdown is the D Show of the UWF. You made me realise that Smackdown is nothing and that Austin Aries is too good to be a part of a brand that simply has no relevance any more. With a Champion as plain and unoriginal as the Rated R Superstar, who in their right mind would want to be there? Make no mistake Hunter... You may believe that you have rid the UWF Universe of their star, but you'd be wrong... I know that you enjoy to destroy careers and you even personally dig their graves, but Austin Aries doesn't stay buried for long.
The crowd have a loud mixed reaction with the negative outweighing the positive. Aries slips off his sunglasses and stares into the camera
Austin Aries
I guarantee you, it won't be long until I'm back inside a UWF ring, and to quote your father in law, 'I GUARANDAMNTEE' that I will be holding the gold again... Because I am simply the greatest man that ever lived.
Aries smirks as the feed cuts to black.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is our main event of the evening and is scheduled for one fall!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
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The crowd bursts to life as the UWF COO Triple H marches back down to the ring, this time dressed to go to war. He takes a swig of water and spits it out before charging forward.
The King: He can wear a suit but I think he feels a lot more comfortable inside of a wrestling ring.
Booker T: No doubt about it. Triple H is one of the greatest of all time!
Triple H approaches the ring and pauses, allowing himself to soak in the audience. He then walks around the ring and hops onto the apron. He takes a swig of water and spits it out into the air.
He enters the ring and, before he can ascend the top rope as he usually does........
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The cheers turn to boos as "New World Symphony" rings out over the PA system. After a few bars of music, the "Intellectual Savior Of The Unwashed Masses" Damien Sandow and his apprentice Mike Knox appear at the top of the ramp. Both men make their way down the ramp slowly as Triple H prepares in the ring.
Booker T: Here comes Damien Sandow, and ya gotta wonder if not re-capturing the UWF Championship at SummerSlam is weighing heavily on this cat's mind?
The King: He better be focused on the task ahead, The Game!
Sandow and Knox reach the ring and Knox walks over to the side as Damien walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. He takes off his robe and hands it to Knox on the outside. The referee then sounds the bell and this one is underway.
DING!
DING!
DING!
Triple H and Sandow circle each other before meeting in the center of the ring. They lock up and Triple H backs Sandow up into the corner. The referee then creates some separation. As Hunter shoves the referee out of the way, Sandow gets a thumb to The Game's eye. Triple H stumbles back, allowing Sandow to clip him in the knee. Triple H falls down to one knee and, as he does, Sandow hits an enziguri to Triple H's head. Hunter falls backwards as Sandow covers him.
1..
2..
KICK-OUT!!
Sandow is back on the attack as he begins hammering away at the face of the COO. The referee gets Sandow off of Triple H but it doesn't last long as Sandow attempts to pick Triple H up. As he does, Hunter takes Sandow down to the mat and begins pounding away at him. Sandow scrambles away and rolls out of the ring to Knox. Triple H then yells at Sandow "GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!" Sandow then disregards Triple H's orders and he and Knox begin to walk up the ramp.
Booker T: What the hell is this?
The King: Looks like Sandow's yellow nature got the best of him!
As they make it halfway up the ramp, Triple H calls for a microphone and addresses them.
Triple H: I don't know where the hell you think you're going, Sandow! We've got a match to wrestle!
Sandow is yelling at Triple H "NO WE DO NOT!" Triple H hears this and issues a threat.
Triple H: If you don't get your ass back in this ring, I'll fire you and your little errand boy there! The choice is yours!
The crowd pops as Sandow becomes livid. Knox is trying to calm him down but Sandow's anger is reaching unseen heights.
The King: Triple H making a bold statement!
Booker T: Yeah, get in the ring and fight or get the hell out!
Sandow is eventually talked into going back down to the ring. Sandow climbs onto the apron but, as soon as Triple H tries to go back on the attack, Sandow hops off and walks around the ring, stretching.
Booker T: I can't believe this!
The referee is screaming at Sandow to get back in the ring but Sandow says "I REQUIRE STRETCHING BEFORE COMPETITION!" Knox then assists him in stretching as Sandow lays flat on the mat and Knox stretches out his legs. Triple H has enough and exits the ring and plants an unsuspecting Knox down with a big clothesline.
The King: And down goes that bearded idiot!
Sandow pops up and begins exchanging right hands with Triple H on the outside. Triple H gets the upper hand and bashes Sandow's head on the outside barricade. Sandow stumbles back and leans against the apron. Triple H then grabs Sandow and hurls him into the barricade. Sandow crashes into it and then crumbles to the mat.
Booker T: Sandow is being taken to the woodshed, as our dogg JR would say!
The King: Triple H is really taking it to Damien Sandow!
Hunter rolls into the ring to stop the referee's count but then rolls back out to collect Damien Sandow. Triple H picks him up to his feet and sends him into the ringpost. Sandow hits his shoulder hard and ends up collapsing to the mat once more. Triple H then grabs Sandow up and tosses him back into the ring. As Triple H attempts to slide in, Knox grabs Triple H's foot out of sight of the referee.
Booker T: Now what the hell is this?!
This allows Sandow a chance to get back to his feet and begin stomping away at the COO. Sandow then drops to his knees and begins wildly punching away at the King of Kings. Sandow drags Triple H into the center of the ring and attempts to pin him again.
1...
2..
KICK-OUT!!
Triple H gets the shoulder up. Sandow wastes no time and begins hammering away at Triple H again. This time, he stops himself and decides to go for the Elbow of Disdain. He then drives the elbow straight into the heart of The Game. Sandow then covers him once more.
1..
2..
KICK-OUT!!
The King: Triple H is refusing to stay down!
Booker T: He's in this thing to win it!
Sandow goes to lifts Triple H to his feet but Triple H begins hitting Sandow in his midsection. Triple H gets to his feet and irish whips Sandow into the ropes. Triple H then catches him with a high knee on the rebound. Sandow falls to the mat. Triple H then backs into the corner and does his signature crotch chop. He then walks forward and drops a knee right on Sandow's face. Triple H then covers Sandow.
1..
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KICK-OUT!!
Sandow barely gets a shoulder up but manages to. Triple H then lifts Sandow up and irish whips him into the corner. Triple H tries to attack but Sandow hits him with a back elbow. Triple H stumbles back, holding his face. This allows Sandow an opening as he springboards off the second rope and jumps over Triple H, rolling him up in a sunset pin.
1..
2..
KICK-OUT!!
The King: Damien Sandow using his intellect to his advantage.
Booker T: Yeah but don't foget what they call Triple H: The Cerebral Assassin!
Triple H rolls out and to his feet. As Sandow gets to his feet, He runs off the ropes. He tries to catch Triple H with a clothesline but Triple H ducks it. As Sandow returns, Triple H grabs him and slams him down hard with an Arn Anderson-esque spinebuster. Triple H then rolls over on Sandow and covers him.
1..
2..
KICK-OUT!!
Triple H rolls off of Sandow and uses the ropes to pull himself up. As he gets to his feet, he throws his arms into the air, signaling for the Pedigree. He then stalks Sandow as he's making his way back up. As Sandow gets to his feet, Triple H turns him around and kicks him in the midsection. As Triple H attempts a Pedigree, Sandow counters and connects with a back body drop. Sandow then collapses to his knees afterwards. As Sandow gets back to his feet, he goes back to work on Triple H. He picks Hunter up to his feet and attempts a Terminus.
The King: If he hits this, it could be all over!
Sandow has it hooked but before he can connect, Triple H squirms out. As Sandow turns around, Triple H kicks him in the gut again and this time plants him with a Pedigree.
Booker T: PEDIGREE! Aww man! This has to be it!
Triple H rolls Sandow over and covers him.
1..
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As the referee is about to count the three, Knox enters the ring and hits Triple H in the back with a steel chair. The referee has no choice but to call for the bell.
YOUR WINNER VIA DQ: TRIPLE H
Booker T: Now come on, dogg!
The King: Somebody stop this! It's enough!
At this point, Knox and Sandow both are stomping away at a prone Triple H. Knox then has an idea and he stick the chair on the leg of Triple H. Mike Knox then scales the top rope and is about to come down right on top of the chair as a familiar theme hits.
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The King: Uh Oh!
Booker T: It's my man Kevin Nash, baby!
As Kevin Nash's theme plays, Sandow and Knox both turn their attention to him. Nash then emerges and marches toward the ring with evil intentions on his mind.
Nash then charges into the ring and takes on both Sandow and Knox head-to-head. He is exchanging right hands with both men. He shoves Sandow away and sends a charging Knox sailing over the top rope. Sandow appears ready for Nash but, as he's about to charge himself, Triple H turns him around and hits him with a knee smash. Sandow then stumbles into the waiting arms of Kevin Nash.
The King: Damien Sandow, meet Big Sexy!
Nash positions him and ultimately plants Sandow with a Jackknife Powerbomb! Sandow hits the mat and ends up rolling out of the ring. Knox grabs him and drags him up the ramp. Nash and Triple H then have a stredown.
Booker T: What's about to happen here?!
After a few moments of a stredown, Nash raises the wolfpac hand sign. Triple H looks around before doing the wolfpac sign himself and bumping his with Nash's. The crowd then goes crazy as Triple H and Kevin Nash celebrate in the ring together.
The King: Well, it looks like The Kliq is back in full force!
Booker T: I don't think Damien Sandow seems to pleased with this!
Sandow and Knox brood from the top of the ramp as Kevin Nash and Triple H end the show celebrating.
END SHOW
CREDITS:
Promos -
Respective TTers
Edge portion of opening -
Slim
Everything Else -
The Hoov
CONFIRMED FOR UWF BOUND FOR GLORY:
UWF Championship:
Edge(c) vs. CM Punk
Note: Just so there's no confusion, the Internet Championship is back to being the United States Championship and the Hardcore Championship is now a SmackDown third-tier championship. Also, Brother D'Von
DOES advance in the KOTR Tournament for SmackDown.
Good show overall Hoov.
