UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

[Killz]

Re: RAW 8/13 - John Cena vs James Storm

Storm looks sternly at the mat but doesn’t immediately respond. Instead he bails from the ring, hits up the ring technician and grabs himself a beer. He pops the cap off with his hands and sips before rolling back into the ring and pointing at Cena.

Storm: It’s funny you should bring up horses John and when I say funny I mean totally irrelevant and sorta lame but like horses I stand before you today with the cajones to back up what I damn well say so you can keep your shoutin’ and anger and aggression and you can quit runnin’ your damn mouth for just one second!

Storm gets all up Cena’s business and the crowd pop. Storm takes a few steps backwards, deliberate strides, until there is distance between them again.

You know what your problem is Cena? It’s always been your problem and that’s you believe your own hype. This business we work in is like a machine and it spits people out sometimes and sends them to the gutter but on some occasions a freak of nature comes through those doors and straight up dominates. That’s what you are Cena, that’s what you’ve always been, a freak who knocks back all challenges and comes out of the other side stronger. There ya go, paid my respects but sumthin’ else I’ve damn well paid is my dues and if nothing else I should have earned your respect. Yeah, I done nothin’ in this company but in this business, damn son, you should be a little more scared of me kicking your head off on Tuesday night.

Storm smiles as the crowd cheer again.

That’s what is different about me, John, you don’t know what I’m bringin’ to the table. Every other superstar on RAW you’ve run through and more power to you. European, tag-team and world title opportunities? Summerslam could be the greatest night in the career of any superstar who has ever wrestled in this business! You could shine! Or ya could just lose.

Storm smirks and leans back against the turnbuckle taking another sip of his beer. Suddenly he takes a few purposeful strides back towards Cena.

John, you’re not bringing me anywhere. Don’t think for a second you’re doin’ me a favour by steppin’ into the ring with me because if you’re not careful this Cowboy might become your worst nightmare. Nothin’ worse than losin’ against the new guy before your big night, huh? Naw, I thank Dixie Carter for giving me my start and I think the UWF board for signing me to a contract that allows me to perform to the best of my ability, entertain these people and then take a nice paycheck home to my kids and keep my family. That’s where you lost it man, you’ve bought into this idea that this company won’t get on without you, that these people and the UWF needs you, that without you everything would fall apart and that without the world title you’re nothing. Well guess what? The day you thought that was the day you became nothin’ you stupid son of a bitch.

Storm’s eyes are on fire as he glares at Cena.

You gotta worry about your health, your family, your life outside this ring and what YOU can give to these people and this business. This business doesn’t owe you jack and these people don’t owe you a damn thing. As for the UWF…maybe this company does have someone who can carry this here show and carry the flag of this company as champion and maybe, just maybe, that person is a Tennessee Cowboy. The beer drinkin’, ass kickin’, last callin’ James Storm. You like rhymes don’t ya John? Hope you liked that one and I hope ya like this one; I was meant to be scared by your tough guy impression? All I did was laugh and if you ever steal my catchphrase again I will break your number one contender neck in half. This is how it’s meant to go…SORRY!

Storm holds up the microphone and the crowd finish it off with a nice round of ‘about your damn luck’.
​

 

[Shawn Michaels]

Re: Raw 08/13/13: Dean Ambrose & Daniel Bryan vs. Shawn Michaels & Cody Rhodes

(Don't mind Maria)

HBK: You, Daniel, may have busted your ass for over a year to get that title, but you just couldn't get the job done. I have been busting my ass for the last two years to just get a title match. I finally showed that I wasn't going to be second fiddle to anyone in the locker room anymore and all of a sudden you and Dean Ambrose think that I sold myself out to Stephanie McMahon and the higher ups. Let's get one thing straight, I don't do this for anyone else other than myself. I do what I want and when I choose to do so. I finally took enough of sitting back and being the nice guy. Look what happened when I stopped, I was taken to notice and I got myself a World Title match. You may think I didn't earn my shot, but all the waiting a sacrificing I have been doing over the years was good enough to earn myself a title match, jack!

HBK pauses for a second

HBK: I'm sick and tired of hearing your whining and excuses. You want to do something about it, Daniel, on Raw you will have your chance. But just like the year you been trying, you will fail once again. Face it, Daniel, the teacher still out bests the student and as long as I am in this business and going strong, you'll just be the student looking up at the teacher of the ring, the World Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Michaels. You can sit there all you want and pretend to think that if you were me in that situation you would not have pinned, Dean Ambrose. You would have even been able to think fast enough about deciding whether or not to. You would have pinned, Ambrose at any cost. A year it took you and you wouldn't of pinned him. I know your kind, Daniel. Those that run their mouths after they have failed on daily basis. This Tuesday on Raw and at Summerslam will be the exact same outcome. More failing misery.

HBK adjusts his World Title on his shoulder

HBK: Dean, this so called puppet, has what you held so precious to your body. I'd like to see you try and remind me why I shouldn't of attacked you a few weeks ago. While, Cody will be busy with you, you can sit back and watch while you see, The Heart Break Kid run through the UWF locker room as the World Champion. The talent back in the dressing room is phenomenal. But if there anything like you whiny bunches then the future of this company has a rued awakening because I've never seen more cry babies in my life from a goatless wonder and a man who is no more intimidating than a turd. You guys want some revenge, then well come take it on Raw. I'm hiding behind no curtain. I'll be there ready for action, only this time with the World Title on my shoulder. The moral of the story is, you two never got to end the long awaited feud. Time to put the brakes on that because I stopped your show, Dean and I stopped your dream, Daniel. You'll have your chance once again down the road, but right now is, HBK's time for that one last moment of glory and you betcha that I'm going to ride it out in a blaze of glory!!

HBK stops talking as the camera fades elsewhere​

 

[Blizzard]

Re: RAW 8/13 - John Cena vs James Storm

John Cena has a huge smirk across his face, listening to his James’ words loud and clear, before responding.

John Cena: Look who’s wearing his big boy pants tonight, folks! C’mon, James, calm down ol’ cowboy. I think we got off on the wrong start, so let’s start over? John stretches out his palm, as if he’s going for a handshake, but James completely ignores it. I’m John Cena. I’m the best in this entire business, and come RAW, I’m gon’ be the man who will make your debut a failure by kicking yo’ ass. The fans explode in boos, as a huge smirk appears on John’s face. You don’t know what you’re in store for. You think because you were so successful wrestling at a theme park in front of 1,000 people that you’re gon’ be something here? Nah, that’s not how it’s gon’ work. That’s not what’s gon’ happen. What’s gon’ happen is I’m ending your career before it even begins. I’ve ended careers before, and I’ll have no problem doing it again, especially yours! You THINK you know me, but you don’t know me at all. You’ve seen me raise hell, but you’ve never witnessed it first-hand. That’s why come RAW, I’m raising hell, oh yeah you better believe it bub, and in the process? I’m ending YOU, cowboy.

The fans’ booing increased in volume, but John didn’t care, instead of soaking it in, he paces around the ring before staring at James again, nodding his head as he continues.

John Cena: Most of the stuff you said were complete and utter bullshit, but I did hear one thing that made sense. At Summerslam, I’m involved in three matches. I’m defending my European Championship, I’m defending my Tag Team Championship, and I’m competing for the World Heavyweight Championship. I’m a living legend as it is, but if I can successfully accomplish all three of those tasks, I’m walking out a god damn icon! In one night, I’ll be bigger than you have ever been in your entire career. That’s the difference between us, James, I know I can get the job done, whereas you? You think because you have all of these people on your side, you’ll get the job done. You’re wrong. A couple of months ago, I was like you. I depended on these people, I depended on the cheers but what did it get me? Jackshit, that’s what it got me. Now, I’m my own man! Look at me, I’m holding two championships, and after Summerslam, I’ll be holding three! I’ve paid my dues; I've paid my respects, but you? You paid yourself a beat down!

John nods his head, with an intense look on his face, before circling around in the ring, scanning the arena.

John Cena: This is it, this is the end. This is at the point where you’re at the casino and you’re gambling. You either play it safe, or you go all in. And me? I’m all in. I’m not scared James, because if you’re afraid of fear, then you have no purpose in this business. You will never succeed. You must risk loss to gain something. And come RAW, I risk everything on the 100% chance that I walk out of this ring with my arm raised in victory. This is my fire, this my passion. You’re a never was that thinks he can just step into my arena, you think you can compete with the best? I am the current dominant half of the Tag Team Champions. I am the European Champion, I LEAD these puppets! I am the man in this business, and at Summerslam, I will become the World Heavyweight Champion all over again! But before that can even happen, I must overcome the petty little obstacles thrown in my way. Like you! But you see, that’s never a problem for me, because I have something your lack.

John takes no time to pause, as he immediately continues.

John Cena: Focus. I have the utmost focus in wrestling only, pure wrestling. I’m not trying to make a first impression, or drink my beer. I’m not even airing out my grievances. No, I’m focused on the task at hand and that’s simply being the BEST of this business! I want to taste the victory. I NEED TO TASTE IT! And I will, because I’m going to slaughter all those who would dare oppose me. RAW? IT IS MY NIGHT! And on that night, I’m going to prove to all the naysayers, all those who believe John Cena doesn’t have what it takes at Summerslam to walk out golden! I’m starting with you James, and there’s not a god damn thing you can do about it.

John lowers the microphone, soaking in the boos from the audience, as he awaits for a a response.​

 

[Nate]

Re: UWF Raw 8/13/13: AJ Styles vs Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio can only look at AJ Styles with a somewhat surprised look, but then starts to chuckle to himself. Rey then points to Styles in amusement as the begins to speak.

Rey Mysterio: Oh man that was actually pretty hilarious. I'm trying to take you serious here dawg, especially after you call me pathetic for being a superhero, but I can barely keep a straighface when you mentioned that you're becoming angry and suddenly turn green all over. Heck man, I was almost expecting for you to turn into The Hulk right there. But seriously man I don't like to make people think that I'm a superhero of some sorts. Kids should've believe in fairy tales while knowing that it's impossible to follow your dreams, that's why I'm ditching the whole idea of being a superhero and acting like myself instead. And nobody, not even Stephanie McMahon, can take my own personality away from me.

Cheers from the crowd as Rey Mysterio continues.

But make no mistake AJ, I'm not out here to make a fool out of myself and I'm definitely not here to pose as a rapper; I'm here to dominate the RAW brand and prove to the world that Lil' Rey still gots it, and with me and my crew backing me up not even your drunk ass can bring me down. You may have beaten R-Truth AJ, but I'm a whole different kind of person than he is. No offense R-Truth, we're still homies and whatnot but if AJ Styles wants to pick a fight with the little guy, well then he's going to enter a world of hurt and regret crossing the 3 Live Kru in the first place. Now normally I don't like to make threats AJ, but I've only been signed in the UWF for not even a week and you are already pissing me off. You don't mess around with the 3 Live Kru, you don't insult R-Truth... and you don't screw with Rey Mysterio.

An applause from the crowd can be heard as Rey Mysterio continues on.

What is this that I just heard about you wanting to go for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship? I've been watching UWF from home since my departure and I'm pretty sure that you haven't done anything significant in the past... well since never. What makes YOU think that you are entiled to a shot for the World Title mano? You think that you're better than me, huh? You think that you can whip the little guy in the ring and claim to be the big man that you are apparently becoming? Well that is complete bullcrap AJ, and you know it. Unlike you I'm not interested in becoming World Champ, at least not for a while. No what I want to do is bring my crew together and go after the UWF Tag Team titles, since it's becoming a big thing around these parts lately. So say whatever you wish homie because when I'm done with you you'll be begging Stephanie to transfer you to a different brand.

Wild cheering can be heard from Rey Mysterio as he continues.

And as BG James would say... we are not the one, not the two, but the 3 Live Kru!​

 

[Chase]

Re: UWF Raw 8/13/13: AJ Styles vs Rey Mysterio

AJ seems very mad at Rey as he goes on to speak towards Rey

AJ Styles: You think you're funny huh Rey? You say I haven't done anything in the UWF? Rey last time I checked I pulled off the move of the year at Lockdown.... which guaranteed I a number one contendership for the world heavyweight title at Bound For Glory. So Rey before you want to talk about me being really insisnificant here when I have won every single match I have participated in since Money in the Bank. Rey everyone says I have won all my matches because of me being sober, but that is not the reason why I have been winning all my matches here in the UWF, it is because Rey I am determine and hungry. I want to show everybody here why I am the best... that is why I am "The One" here in the UWF Rey.

fans are quiet as AJ goes on to speak towards him

AJ Styles: I don't think I am entitled of a World title shot I earned my world title shot at Lockdown. You are like everyone else Rey you feel like I judge people, but I don't. I judge there decisions on how they want to take there life. You Rey seem like to ride with the losers. Ron, and BG they aren't going to take you anywhere. You Rey deep down inside know that. You know for a damn fact you won't go anywhere in your damn career with those two men. So why waste your time here in UWF going for the tag team straps? Rey you're a former World Heavyweight Champion. You beat John Cena 1...2...3... in the middle of this ring, and you don't even think once in your life you want to go back to being the best. You see Rey I was sick and tired of being everyones little steeping stone to the top. So I took control of my life. I took control of what I saw was best for me, and in this business it is not about what is best for everyone... it is about what is best for you. What makes it best for your career.

fans are still quiet as AJ goes closer to Rey and begins to speak

AJ Styles: Bring your whole crew Rey. Bring Ron, and BG I have no fear. I don't care if they come out to help, because the result is going to be the same come Tuesday night. You will be flat on your back 1...2...3... right in this ring. You see Rey you lack the killer instinct I have developed. You lack what it takes to face a tremendous force here in the UWF. Rey your like a little prairie dog you talk a big game, but you don't know how to back it up. You act all tough because of your crew, but with out them where are you? Rey I don't need a crew, I don't need help, because "The One" AJ Styles is a man who knows what it takes to win. I know my opponents weak points before they even enter the damn ring. You and these people think you see a drunk, and a broken down man, but that is not me at all. Rey just like Del Rio you're just a stepping stone to my success. So Rey I suggest you get ready because your return to the UWF won't be super at all, it will just be pathetic just like your world title run.

fans boo as AJ looks at Rey as he smiles at him and AJ goes onto wait​

 

[Nate]

Re: UWF Raw 8/13/13: AJ Styles vs Rey Mysterio

Mysterio appears to have lost all the humour that was inside of him judging from his facial expression. He looks up to AJ Style's eyes and walks up to him, being inches away from his body.

Rey Mysterio: Look dawg, I never knew that my first match back in UWF would be against an asshole such as yourself, but I'm already getting sick and tired of you. In case if you're blind with both eyes, you can clearly see that I'm alone in the ring with you. My crew is not out here supporting me whatsoever, I'm out here by myself. You can't say that you don't fear the 3 Live Kru because two of us ain't out here homeboy, it's just me and you talking one on one tonight. And us going at it one on one, well that's how things will work on Tuesday as well but instead of me talking it'll be me kicking your ass all over this very ring mano! No R-Truth, no BG James, no Dixie Carter, just me and you man. And if you can't wrap your head around that then maybe you should cut the drinking, and while your at it dawg you should cut the crap too.

Rey Mysterio doesn't even break a smile as he continues on.

The reason for going after the Tag Team titles is not because I want to relive the fame and glory that I used to have, but because for two different reason. Number 1, I want to chill my vatos while I'm wearing the gold around my waist, and number 2 is because... well no offense AJ Styles but I don't want to be bumping heads and having my back stabbed from the likes of you. If it's one thing that I learned about hanging around people who are alchoholics, it's that they would do anything to get more pay to support their habit, and that includes taking out their competition and winning your precious title without honour. Nah man I use to play that game but no more. The 3 Live Kru dawg, we're going places. My goal is for all my homeboys to win the titles maybe at Bound For Glory and soon we can enter all three brands of UWF while wearing the titles, showing that we're the ultimate tag team. Now what you plan on doing with your World Heavyweight Title? Why you would just cash in every opportunity to gain more money so you can sit at home and drink 'till your heart's content. That doesn't sound like the perfect lifestyle for me dawg, but whatever floats your boat.

Rey Mysterio tries to calm himself down before carrying on.

I don't give a rats ass about the World title and I definitely don't give a rats ass about what you think about me AJ. I was bullied for all my life and I can prove to you on RAW that I don't need a damn crew to beat your ass 1 2 3! Now most people know that I'm a pretty chill dude, but there's something about you that brings out the worst in everybody, maybe that's why you're getting your ass ridden by Dixie Carter there AJ. Maybe if you actually smiled once in a while people will actually start to like you. Hell maybe you can actually get your shit together and form a relationship withh some broad. I've been happily married for a very long time AJ, and I don't need alchohol to make things better with my wife. I guess I'll have to beat some sense into you on not being a hateful jackass this Tuesday and show the world that I can still tangle with the bad guys. Got anything else to say AJ, or am I allowed to leave from the hate that you're bringing into this ring?

Rey Mysterio stands in the ring, and doesn't see Styles saying anything so he decides to leave the ring, looking back a final time as he is walking up the ramp.

OOC: I'm open if you want to go 4-4 if you want to man, but if not then it's cool if we leave it 3-3.​

 

[The Hoov]

Re: Raw 08/13/13: Dean Ambrose & Daniel Bryan vs. Shawn Michaels & Cody Rhodes

The scene opens on an undisclosed location backstage. We see Daniel Bryan sitting in a chair. He glares into the camera but then begins laughing, laughing uncontrollably I might add. After a few moments, Bryan manages to begins speaking through the laughter.

Daniel Bryan: Shawn, you honestly don't understand just who I am. I know everything about you. If I didn't, then why would I allow myself to attend your wrestling academy? I know all about the legendary "Heartbreak Kid" but I find it really funny that the person who calls himself World Heavyweight Champion isn't smart enough to study his opponents. I mean, you don't know a single thing about me. Claim you taught me everything I know all you want, go ahead, because no one believes it. You don't know a thing about me and you never cared to. You don't know the wars I've been through. You don't know the battles I've survived. Let me tell you about the real Shawn Michaels, people. The real Shawn Michaels collected my money at the beginning of the course and was never seen from again. What? Were you too busy to lock up with the rookies a few times? What were you up to, Champ? Maybe you were busy "medicating" yourself.


Daniel pauses as his laughter comes to an abrupt halt. Bryan then glares into the camera and continues.


Daniel Bryan: I used to respect you, Shawn, until I found out just exactly what you were all about. Shawn Michaels, Mr. WrestleMania, a person I looked up to, turned out to be nothing but a pill popper. A drug addict. But, oh Lord, Lord Almighty, You have been Saved, haven't you? You've found a higher being in life. Good for you but you know what they say, when mere mortals refuse to speak to you, you tend to find a higher power to talk to. Shawn, I don't care if you have been Saved or you still pop 20 Xanax a day. It doesn't make a bit of difference to me because this week on RAW, you're going to get a small taste of what awaits you at SummerSlam. Ass kiss your way into my title match? Take advantage and steal my World Heavyweight Championship? All of those decisions will prove to be grave mistakes for the Icon. Mr. Showstopper, the show will stop for you when I take you in my bare hands and I break you in half.


Bryan then looks away for a brief moment and then looks back at the camera.


Daniel Bryan: And, as far as you're concerned, Cody Rhodes, I don't forgive and I don't forget. You shut the lights off, literally, on my World Heavyweight Championship victory. If it wasn't for you, that pathetic excuse for a World Heavyweight Champion we have now wouldn't be parading around with MY belt. Cody, play the crazy card all you want. Maybe you might get your wish. After stepping into the ring with me this week and Dean Ambrose at SummerSlam, you could very well walk away with brain damage. In fact, I guarantee it. You see, Dean and I aren't security guards or random fans in the crowd. We're ass kickers and, on RAW, we are going to do exactly what we did to Bray Wyatt and Damien Sandow. We are going to do exactly what we did to John Cena and Edge before Shawn Michaels got involved. To put it frankly: We are going to kick your asses and, when the dust settles, the words will echo through time: YES! YES! YES!


Bryan continues to scream "YES!" over and over again until the camera fades to black.​

 

[CaptainxBumout]

UWF RAW Ambrose vs Swagger

Cause Really I'm A Psycho

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The crowd is on their feet as Dean Ambrose emerges from the stage with his signature black jean jacket and non caring look in his eye that he's had for the past couple of weeks. Never one for posing and waiting, he walks straight down the ramp and to the side of the ring to be handed a microphone. It isn't until he's climbed the apron that he looks out towards the crowd and gives a smile eliciting a roaring response. He enters the ring and get's right down to business.

Dean Ambrose
Well would you look at this. I haven’t seen Jack Swagger since I beat him way back in my UWF debut. If I remember correctly, that was your first and only match back then before I sent you packing and I barely even lifted a finger. It’s a shame really. I would have liked to hurt you more but I guess now I get that chance. I see you’ve allied yourself with an old friend of mine. Hello Bray. How’s life in chump city? I see you found yourself someone almost as pathetic as you. Maybe even more because I haven’t seen what he can do but allying yourself with Bray has shown me that you really don’t have anything special going for you but don’t worry about it. I’ll make you famous. You’ll be the last example I set for Cody Rhodes before Summerslam.

A roar from the crowd as Ambrose gives a sly smile but continues on.

But I don’t want to harbor on Cody for so long. He’s already taken up too much of my time. But it seems to me that Jack and Zeb want to clean up America. They want this country restored to the glory and honor it once was. They want America to be like the good ol’ days. The thing is Zeb, America is trash and it's always going to be trash.

There is some booing from the crowd but Dean is quick to hush them.

Don’t get me wrong. I love America but not for the reasons you may think. I grew up in America but not the one you’ve known. No I grew up in the one that’s a wasteland. The one where people take what they want. I’ve had many things in my life and they’ve all been taken from me. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized that there is nothing stopping me from taking it right back. You people don't get the significance of trash though. I was born in trash. I was given the worst circumstances anyone could ask for and you know what I did? I succeeded. You have to be at the lowest of lows before you can get to the highest of highs. Isn't that right Swagger?

Ambrose walks over to the ropes and is directly addressing the stage as if Swagger is there.

I sent you all the way down to the lowest of lows and now you're back! It's a shame you couldn't stay safe and sound on Smackdown but I guess why delay in inevitable. I'm here to make you go away again. It doesn't who you have talking for you. You may be technically gifted but so is Daniel Bryan and we all know how many times I've beaten him. So come on out here Zeb and tell everyone how Swagger's going to make this place better because right now, Jack Swagger's America doesn't exist. You're in Dean Ambrose's America. Welcome to your own personal Hell.

The crowd is cheers as Ambrose backs off slowly and an evil grin comes across his face

​

 

[Slim]

UWF Raw: Edge vs. HBK

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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It's been a long time, been a long time comin
Looks like the death of me now
But you know, there's no turning back now
This is what makes me - this is what I am

Edge walks out and the boos from the crowd almost drown out the music



He blows off the boos as he continues down the ramp embracing the moment. He makes his way down to the ring and walks up the steps and enters through the ropes. Making sure he doesn’t mess up his suit he addresses the masses.



Someone you will never be… Edge:
The time is here. The time is now. Oh he says my time is now but he doesn’t matter. Everyone wants to go on and on about Cena and his three matches at SummerSlam but he only has two. You think that slack jawed nothing is going to do anything while I’m out there defending my tag team titles? Oh no. He is just going to do what he is known best for. Nothing but hogging all of the glory. You have the true talent here but nobody wants to see the talented one. They want to see the guy with the biggest mouth and for all the dick he sucks to get to the position he is in… Cena sucks a lot. But… you know what John Boy… just be sure you don’t suck at SummerSlam because I’m looking to accomplish something that is rarely done. Hold a couple of belts at the same time. As long as you do your part, you know the moves that you can do decently. The shoulder block, your self wave, fist drop, then the FU or AA or whatever you want to call it nowadays… we’ll be fine. We will be. I will be cause the belts are mine. But my main focus is… the world title. The belt that is currently in the possession of that 40 year old kid… Shawn Michaels.

The crowd roars at the mention of his name as Edge simply rolls his eyes.

Someone you will never be… Edge:
The simple minded fools you all are… continue to feed his ego. But let it be known kid… I haven’t forgotten when you kicked me after I went through hell to retrieve my briefcase and walk out Mr. Money in the Bank. And although people try to say that the contract cashing in isn’t a guarantee… trust me when I say when it comes to me… it is an absolute truth. There is no second guessing about it. There is no other option. Whoever happens to be champion when I cash this thing in… will pretty much be handing their belt over to me. Now the real question is… when will I do it. Because I can do it at any given moment. I can do it after I kick that balding ass of yours in the main event and Cena does the right thing in counting your shoulders down for the three. It can happen at SummerSlam after such a grueling main event. It could happen the Raw after SummerSlam when there will be a big celebration to celebrate the victor of the world title match. It could even happen a month after that. But there is one thing for sure… it WILL happen.

So Billy the Kid… what I want you to do is bring your happy go lucky self out here, do your little pyro thing, have the fans chant your name over and over, listen to them cheer, talk about how much you appreciate those misguided fools, and then address how you have absolutely no chance against a superstar of my caliber. Because understand that this time… I’m not entering a match after fighting my ass off. This time it will be face to face and there will be no surprises. You can’t sneak attack me but instead you’ll be looking me face to face and that is when the truth will be realized… that you are not even close to being in my league… boy. Instead you are nothing more than a kid looking at a man that is going to revolutionize this business. Change this industry and will eventually… induct the Rated R era… not only upon Raw… but upon UWF because… we are definitely taking over. One show at a time. And if you aren’t down with that little boy… I’ve got three words for you…

Get over it.

Edge lowers his mic awaiting a reply​

 

[Nate]

RAW: 3 Live Kru vs Ted Dibiase & Wade Barrett

Beware, coming for you!
Its the remix!,
3 live kru,
still gettin rowdy,
oh ien say,
oh you didnt know?
we the 3LK!

BG James, R-Truth and Rey Mysterio all appear on the stage as they make their way towards the ring. The crowd pops loudly to see all three men live as R-Truth is doing a free dance while walking as Mysterio slaps the extended arms of the fans on one side while BG is doing the same thing to the other side, BG looking into the camera and yells something into the camera. All three of them enter the ring as they look to the crowd in different sides and all pose for them. The music stops as they appear to be happy to be together live for the first time as BG James has a microphone in his hands.

BG James: Welcome everyone to the playground where the big boys play. Got something to say Dibiase and Barrett, well then why don't you march your asses double time inside the ring and we'll talk terms in going easy on you on RAW. In case if you didn't know the 3 Live Kru doesn't tangle with pussies and we sure as shoot won't play hardball with until little kids. If you want to ean our respect and can prove to us that you're fully capable of taking an earful from B Drizzle and Suntan Superman by popping to this ring talking smack to us right here and now! I bet it's stressful having to face us on RAW as well as squaring off against two of UWF's finest tag teams at Summerslam so we'll make this 3 Live Kru certified message short and sweet. You see we're kicking it old school tonight like always and we'll dedicate around 5 minutes of our time to listen to your crap before we send you home cryin' to your mommies and daddies. Hell Dibiase you could probably buy a new mommy and daddy to cry on since your papa's a millionare. So spare me the dramatic entry boys and let's see a pair of dicks come walking through those curtains before me, R-Truth and maybe even Lil' Rey will have to come back there and do some trash talking the old fashioned way: with our fists!

The crowd cheers as R-Truth grabs the mic as he beings to speak.


R-Truth: Hold on there BG there's one thing I gotta get off my chest before I let Team Buffoon comes to this ring. Boys you're dealin' with the most verstile group in all of UWF, and I wouldn't blame ya if you don't wanna come face to face with us. As a matter of fact I would encourage y'all to stay behind and let the big boys play in the yard, and maybe we'll let you come out and say a few words before we shut you up for good. You see if I were you two I would really hard to win our match on RAW because I can tell you right now that there's a pecking order established for the tag team division, and y'all are at the very bottom of that pecking order only because you two are new to this company. We've been winning tag team titles since two double-oh two and we ain't gonna let a brit and a rich boy walk all over the 3 Live Kru. Nah I don't know about Lil' Rey or B-Drizzle but I ain't down to be humiliated from the lowest level of scum among the tag team division. But don't worry boys, you're young and athetic so I know that you'll get in some cheap shots in us before we drive your faces to the ground!

Fans cheer as BG grabs the mic and is ready to close off their speech.

James: Let the good times flow boys, because we are about to have our first fight as a team and who's a better opponent than a newlywed couple such as Barrett and 'The Deebs', as the POTUF mentioned before. Should you ladies come out and dare to fight back with a couple of remarks then you best be prepared to take a couple of remarks of our own, because we don't play tag boys, we play wrestling and we always go hard no matter who we're facing. Those titles are ours and nobody is going to say otherwise, only because they don't dare to mess with the 3 Live Kru. Why's that boys?

Rey Mysterio: Because we're the most dominant and the most rad group in professional wrestling history dawg.

James: That's right Lil' Rey, if you can find a more rad group in the UWF then I'd suggest you tell 'em to call the 619 to which I will answer them and inform them that they can kiss my white ass! Because we're not the one, not the two, but the 3. LIVE. KRU!]

BG James lowers his mic and awaits for their opponents to come out.​

 

[Shawn Michaels]

Re: UWF Raw: Edge vs. HBK

[video=youtube;YV3iRYP2eJo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV3iRYP2eJo[/video]

HBK comes out from the back with the World Title over his shoulder. HBK heads right for the ring and claps hands with the fans in the front row along the way to the ring. As HBK gets inside the ring he is handed a microphone



HBK: Well if it isn't Mr. Money In The Bank himself running his mouth much to the likes of his fellow protegee, The Rock. Look, boy, I see what lies in your possession and you see what lies on my shoulder in the World Heavyweight Championship. I know that at any given moment you can cash it in and take this away from me. Winning that almost grantees you to become a champion. And I even know that you could cash in right now if you wanted to or even after our match on Raw. It does matter who the champion is because whomever it is has a target written all over them and has to have eyes behind their head for as long as the contract holder still has the briefcase. I'm in that tough spot right now and you know what, I'm enjoying it. It keeps me on my game and it makes me know that at any second this could all slip away from right under me. And maybe this is your spot to cash in. You have me in the midst of an angry goat and a former children's hero. Not to mention dealing with the Board of Directors. Yeah maybe you will catch me off guard and cash in and win the World Title.

The crowd boos as Edge smiles

HBK: But then again, maybe you will fail at trying to do so. Remember all it takes is one second and your night, hopes, and dreams come to an end by sweet chin music. So when you go to even think about cashing in on me, I want you to remember that if you even for a second let your guard down, you will lose that briefcase you hold close to your possession. And if you don't believe me, then go re-watch Money in the Bank when I super kicked you and The Rock.

The crowd cheers on with an "HBK" chant



HBK: All this talk about the time is now, but what I see is this near fifty year old has-been with the World Title and not you. Yeah you worked your ass off to win Money In The Bank, but you will not have deserved winning this. That's why if you even think about cashing it in on me, you will regret doing so. You've had yourself a nice little career. You've experienced some success. You're a multiple-time Money In The Bank holder and you're waiting for the right time. How about you just put up or shut up and cash it in and face me man to man and not when I'm down and unable to perform. It's time for you to stop talking and start acting. Why don't you earn this title. Wouldn't you rather go down as a man who won the World Title the right way or wind up being embarrassed if you fail to cash in the Money In The Bank contract. Because at least if you lost one on one, you would have given it a fighters chance. Let's remember just who the hell I am. I'm the show stoppa, the main event, the icon. Getting one or sneaking one by the Heart Break Kid is something that rarely happens and the chances of you doing so are as slim as someone failing to cash in that contract.

HBK pauses for a second before continuing

HBK: I know this is what you want and Edge you're just going to have to wait your turn. I also see that your boy, The Rock has a title match for the International Title at Summerslam and it would be a great night to end it with you and him walking out together as champions to go home happy with that floosy, Trish Stratus. But what's going to happen on that night I cannot control with The Rock, but you can bet that I will have some choice words with him backstage. What I can say about you though is you should be more concerned about the Tag Team Titles and making sure your tag team partner is up to the challenge of having three title matches in one night because it could be a horrible night inside Camp Stratus!

HBK lowers his microphone ​

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF Raw: Edge vs. HBK

Someone you will never be… Edge:

Oh he finally found his pain pills and was able to make it down to the ring and confront me. It is about time there old man. I was starting to get bored. Thinking that you weren’t even going to show because well you know… when you look into these eyes… you see a future world champion. You see someone that is destined for greatness. You see the future of this industry. You see the greatest superstar that has ever lived. So you want to talk about catching you off guard and all of that crap… do you realize who you are talking to because I don’t believe that you do. I really do not believe that you have even an inkling of an idea as to the magnitude of man that you are talking to. This is someone… that you will NEVER be. Someone that you can aspire to be but will never be able to match up to.

But as far as earning. What you think I did for this damn briefcase? Just went into a ladder match against myself and climbed up it and won? Oh no… if you would have had your glasses on you would have seen that I competed against six other top caliber men which include the likes of Cody Rhodes and Kevin Nash… with a hurt neck… and STILL climbed that ladder and won this briefcase. I earned this shit. I earned the right to cash in whenever I damn will please. I EARNED this right. So don’t you come at me telling me and talking about doing the “right thing” cause look at your little checkered career and how many times did you do the “right thing?” Huh? What’s that? Oh yeah you don’t wanna talk about that but you want to make sure everyone else does the right thing? I’ll tell you this much boy.

I will do this right thing in that during our match… I will not cash in. But whatever happens afterwards… be on your guard. Rock is gonna win his belt. Umaga is going to keep his belt. Trish is going to be one happy manager. And me? I’m going to do the right thing and keep my tag titles cause that no good John Cena isn’t worth shit. But if he so happens to beat you… well… you know it sucks. Cause I would love to see the look on your face if I were to cash in on you and you talk all this smack and wind up flat on your back cause all it takes is one second and I’ll spear you right in half and put you back on the shelf for a few years. Because if there is one thing that you need to remember boy… is I am the best that has ever stepped foot inside of this ring. Anything that you can do… I know I can do better. You have your highlights and I have mine. I have my hair and you don’t… and eventually you won’t have that belt and I will. But come Monday night you’re not going to have a win over me. But I will… have a win over you. And by doing that I’ll show you without a doubt… cash in or not… you don’t compare to the Rated R Supertar.

Edge lowers his mic staring down Shawn.​

 

[Dash]

Re: RAW: 3 Live Kru vs Ted Dibiase & Wade Barrett

3 Live Kru stand in the ring, the crowd grow restless anticipating what could come next when...


*KERCHING*


I COME FROM MONEY. I COME FROM CLASS
THESE LADIES LOVE ME FOR ALL MY CASH!


The crowd's anticipation suddenly turns into a hoard of jeers directed towards the two men who now stand at the top of the ramp. Dibiase shows no expression as he stands firm in his custom tailored suit with the million dollar championship draped across his shoulder. Wade Barrett stands by his side, he has a microphone in his right hand and quickly lifts it up to his lips.


Wade Barrett
I'm afraid you'll have to excuse me but I didn't catch a single word you three spoke there, if you can even call those words... You see there is only one language that I speak and there is only one language that I will tolerate, and that is the queen's English. What you three do to such a beautiful language when you come out here each and every night can only be described as disgraceful. You disrespect not only the United Kingdom, but you also disrespect the United States of America by spreading this filth. I understand that the three of you have either had your fair share of mishaps, or have even spent time incarcerated in a high security prison, but that does not excuse your foul and illiterate vocabulary. I grew up in a very rough environment, I had to train hard to be able to defend myself. I've done many things to many people that I'll regret for the rest of my life. I tell you this because I know what it is like to be in that sort of environment, but I also know from experience that with the right dedication, anyone can improve their lives, anyone can learn and anyone can be educated. Personally, I look at the three of you and I see nothing but three lazy thugs. You have been given the opportunity to change your lives, to speak proper English without the use of any slang, but you choose not to. As an English man, that is nothing but an insult to me, and I don't appreciate it when three neanderthal's throw insults towards me.


Wade Barrett
When you step into the ring with me tonight, I'll make sure that neither of you ever dirty the English Language again. And once you lie defeated, Ted Dibiase and I will move ahead to bigger things at SummerSlam when we capture the World Tag Team Championships from John Cena and Edge.


Wade hands the microphone to Ted Dibiase who finally starts to stir, he grabs the microphone from Barrett and steps forward.

Ted Dibiase
Although I agree with Wade, you don't do any justice to the English Language, I admit, it was almost entertaining for me to be sat backstage, listening to the words that you spoke. Ever since I made my return to the ring three weeks ago, all anyone has ever done is underestimate me, and each week I've proven them wrong. It's laughable that you refer to me as if I am inferior to you. Clearly you seem to be forgetting that I am a former World heavyweight champion in this industry, the likes of you looking at me as if I only just stepped out of developmental training is highly disrespectful to me and I can't say that it doesn't bother me. I deserve to be treated like a champion, because that is exactly what I am, do you not see this golden treasure over my shoulder? This title, this belt it signifies that I am a born champion. There isn't any one else that could possibly hold this Million Dollar championship with as much honour and grace as I do.


Ted Dibiase
Yet even with this championship draped across my shoulder, you all continue to treat me like I'm wet behind the ears. But that's a mistake on your parts, you see, Bray Wyatt underestimated me and I showed both him and his little buddy Jack Swagger that I'm not to be messed with. Even with a victory over the former World Heavyweight Champion, Edge made the same mistake of underestimating me, and he too paid the price. He was pulling his hair out of his head trying to work out how he could defeat me, he even hit me with a spear from mid air and my ring prowess as well as my sheer resiliency were too much for him to handle, and Mr. Money in the bank was soon losing to yours truly. With two high profile victories in my first two matches, you would think people would be taking me seriously, especially a group of illiterates like yourselves. Even you three should be able to see that I am a force to be reckoned with and if you're too blind to see it, then I'll be more than happy to show you exactly what I mean tonight.

Ted Dibiase
You say that you plan to go easy on us, I'd strongly advise against that, because if you want any chance of walking out tonight and into summerslam with a victory, then you need to take a long hard look at what you're about to step into the ring with because we don't mess around. Tonight is nothing but a stepping stone for our careers as we head into the biggest party of the Summer to win the world tag team championships. And who knows, we may even let you be our first successful defence.​

Sorry for the late reply, I was struggling with everything else I have going on.

 

[Chase]

UWF RAW 9/3/13: LAX vs Los Guerreros

[video=youtube;IQPvxM4uMHQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPvxM4uMHQ[/video]

The fans boo like crazy when the music of L.A.X is heard raining through out the building. The UWF RAW fans see this crew for the first time. Homicide comes out holding his Ironman championship, with Hernandez and Konan following him. The three men enter the ring as the fans boo Konan grabs the microphone and he begins to speak

Konan: Holadey, Holadey, Holadey. So this is UWF Raw? The biggest brand in all of a sports entertainment. This right here, it dosen't look anything damn special too me. Naa it looks the exact same of Anarchy nothing but a Gringo upheld here over on this brand. I can already tell. Look at the World champion a man with a beard. Not a surprise it seems like the UWF just love giving Gringo the world championship now a days, but L.A.X is here, and we are finally getting what we want. A shot at those damn tag team belts, and we are doing it via a tag team tournament. I love this idea... Now people were probably thinking I was going to come out here, and complain about this, but this idea right here lets L.A.X get noticed. Hell do you think that they would have just put us on Raw for free? Hell no we are too violent for this place. That is why its a damn shame were the opening match. They want us in and out quick, that is how bad they don't want us to stay. Even though we are getting a shot at the tag team titles it is pretty damn painful who we have to face. The Los Guerreros, you see people if the Gringo Mentality wasn't in your head now it damn well should be. The fact that we have to face Eduardo Guerrero Jr., and Chavo Guerrero Jr. is a damn shame. It is terrible, and what is worst of all it is a legendary lucha libre match, that you people don't damn deserve. This is nothing but BS, BS I tell you.

Konan is angry as he gives the microphone to the ironman champion Homicide

Homicide: Brrraaaaaaaaappppp, Brrrrrrrraaaaaaappppp, yo Konan calm down. The fact these people are even getting this damn match should be a freaking blessing to them. Naa man they would rather look at this match is swept on the rug. Ya see I notice somethin we are the first tag team match of the night, why cause we 4 hispanics going at it, and then the second tag match has this. Two dumb gringos one who I beat at Summerslam by the way, and one who Hernandez beat last week on Anarchy, taking on an African American, and as much as I hate Rey Mysterio jr. right now. We have to still consider him hispanic. Now the last tag team what is that match? Oh I know the modern day double gringos, taking on Beer Money... You got to be kidding me right? First of all, the Modern Day double Gringos get this match up? Ya gotta be kidding me? Why in the hell are we not facing beer money? Hell I didn't know they're tag team. Hernadez did you know they were still a tag team?

Hernandez: No I didn't know they were still a tag team.

Homicide: I mean what in the hell. You see being a tag team wrestler aint freaking easy. We are a familia something people don't understand. We have shown how dominate we are in the UWF. Yes people Hernandez is my team mate. You may think to your damn selves no it is all you Homicide. Your the one doing everything, but the fact of the matter here is this; with out my amigo, my brother, my best friend here with me. There is no way I would be the Ironman champion here in the UWF. Every win I get is not only a win for me, but a win for the Latino American Xchange.

Homicide give the microphone to Hernandez

Hernandez: Eddie.... Chavo... We love you. L.A.X respects you, but the fact of the matter is we are not going to lie down for you. OUR VIOLENCE WILL BE HEARD! The fans over here on Raw will witness what kid of pain, and devestation L.A.X can cause, and when it is all said and done we will become the number one contenders, and soon tag team champions of the world. ARIBA LA RAZA!!!

Konan, Homicide, Hernandez stand tall as the fans boo and they await there opponents.​

 

[The Hoov]

UWF RAW- 9/3/13 World Heavyweight Championship: Daniel Bryan(c) vs. Shawn Michaels

YES! YES! YES!

[video=youtube;7g10Wvt73ok]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g10Wvt73ok[/video]


The crowd ignites as "What You Deserve" by The Exies comes over the PA system. After a few bars of music, the brand new World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan emerges from the back with a huge smile on his face. He points to the title around his waist and screams "YES!" The crowd follows suit.

Bryan hops sideways down the ramp, throwing his index fingers into the air, leading the UWF Universe in a chorus of "YES!" 's. Bryan reaches the ring and hops onto the apron. He scales the top rope and points to his World Heavyweight Championship. He hops down into the ring and is handed a microphone. He waits for the audience to die down a bit before speaking.

Daniel Bryan: For over a year, I've been scratching and clawing my way up the food chain and it feels great to finally say......I am the World Heavyweight Champion!


The crowd pops and begins to chant "BRYAN! BRYAN! BRYAN!" over and over. Daniel's smirk grows wider as he continues speaking.


Daniel Bryan: After close call after close call and screwjob after screwjob, no matter who tried to keep me down, the cream inevitably rose to the top. You see, since day one of entering UWF, I've always said that I was The Best Wrestler In The World but, and I think many would attest to this, that it was merely looked at as a catchphrase or a silly moniker that I gave myself. At SummerSlam, however, what happened? What happened, everybody? I defeated two of the biggest icons this business in the same match. But notice, there aren't any streamers or confetti falling from the rafters. There isn't a celebratory pyrotechnics display because I finally achieved my dream because, you see, to the UWF Board of Directors, this isn't a dream. It's a nightmare. The worst possible outcome, in their eyes, is what you see in this ring.....


Bryan unhooks his championship belt from around his waist and holds it high into the air. He then slaps it on his shoulders and continues speaking.

Daniel Bryan: But, whether or not you wanted it to happen, there isn't anyone in the back or watching around the world who can take this win away from me. Not even my opponent this week on RAW. You see, when Shawn Michaels became World Heavyweight Champion, he did it by taking advantage of a situation. When I became World Heavyweight Champion, I did it by making the current champion tap out. Shawn Michaels, I heard everything you said before our match last Sunday about still having it and I'll give credit where credit is due. You still have quite a bit in the tank but, you see, Shawn, that's all the credit you're going to get from me. You taught me the basics, no doubt about it, but my heart, my passion, my pride......that all comes from within. You didn't teach me anything about what it takes to be a champion. I started from the bottom and worked my way up to where I'm at today. I've knocked down roadblock after roadblock and I've crashed through every glass ceiling I've came across.


Bryan pauses for a brief moment before continuing.


Daniel Bryan: A great man once said "With great power comes great responsibility" and as World Heavyweight Champion, I have a responsibility to each and every one of you sitting here in this arena tonight, I have a responsibility to each and every person watching around the world and I have a responsibility to myself to remain World Heavyweight Champion for as long as humanly possible. This championship backs up every claim I've ever made about being the man of a million submission holds, about being a serious threat, about being The Best Wrestler In The World! Shawn Michaels, you gave me one hell of a fight at SummerSlam but, at the end of the night, the RAW main event is going to end the exact same way our match at SummerSlam ended: With you submitting to me, the student who became the master.


Bryan lowers his microphone just as the theme of the "Heartbreak Kid" begins to play.​