Kurt Angle: Blah, blah, blah, blah!
Kurt Angle casual beginning to his rebuttal is met with boos from the crowd just simply because it’s Kurt Angle never the less; Kurt Angle then finally get’s some real words out of his mouth.
Kurt Angle: Is that all you guys do? Talk, try to big yourselves up, try to make yourself relevant, try to make everyone believe, most importantly yourselves that you are contenders? Is it you lot are just trying to convince yourself that you can hang with Kurt Angle?
Once again, the response to Kurt Angle is a rapturous reception of boos at Kurt Angle’s arrogance at the belief he is the best pure wrestler in this match when it’s quite possibly the truth.
Kurt Angle: Because so far all I’ve heard is the Corporation this, the Corporation that, the Corporation whatever! This is the thing, the Corporation is the only reason the company is still alive today, not because of any of you but because of them and all I can hear everytime somebody picks up the microphone is complaining about the Corporation and how it’s all about them. Damn right it’s all about us because we’re best in the industry, we’re the reason Ultimate Wrestling Federation is still standing here today and the reason we’ve decided to make ourselves known is because the shows are falling into disrepute. People like Matt Morgan constantly complaining because it isn’t going their way, damn right it isn’t going their way because they aren’t good enough and that fact will remain the same come the King of the Ring final when I beat each and every one of you as a representative of The Corporation; I don’t need their help to win, I do it all on my own but hey, if it helps you sleep at night Matt keep believing the Corporation is saving my bacon when really it isn’t happening! Keep telling yourself you’ve earned it and I haven’t but look at the facts Matt, I’ve beaten everyone put in front of me and that isn’t going to change anytime soon.
Whether it’s from a roll-up to an Olympic Slam, I’ve put everyone down and I’ve beaten the so-called best Anarchy has to offer and if this is the best Randy Orton and the Rest of Raw has to offer then I’m damn sure going to have a walk through park and usually I’ll do whatever is quickest to finish off the match but for you Matt, I’m going to make an executive decision; I’m going to make you tap out in the middle of the ring with the Ankle Lock just to suit you and your companions, and that is that you lot are nothing than a bunch of little whiny bitches because you guys have earned that much at least Matt.
Yeah Matt, I did list to your long winded speech about you being overlooked and it sickens me to my stomach to see a nobody with a true voice in his ear called Paul Heyman claim I’m the one who needs someone behind me calling the shots, giving the opportunities when the truth of the matter is it’s not happening Matt. I am not the one with a warped sense of reality, desperate to make himself relevant and important but he’s just going to fall short of the standard when he steps into the ring with an Olympic Gold Medallist; yeah I have accolades steaming back fifteen years but the funny thing is Matt, I’ve kept up with the times and I still continue to accolades but what exactly have you done Matt? Nothing and you’ll continue to do nothing because you merely that average big man who get’s beat by the best wrestlers those who don’t rely on genetics or managers but pure freakin’ skills like myself and those with skills are the ones who are good for business.
Kurt Angle finally pauses to catch his breath before returning back to rebuttal.
Kurt Angle: Skills which Diamond Dallas Page also lacks in abundance, in fact the only skill Diamond Dallas Page has the ability to bore people to death with his speeches. Speeches which are nothing but incoherent dribble about believing in himself and those around him but when it comes down to getting it done, he just flops, you think you’re hungry for this victory, you’re dead wrong because I’m hungriest opponent you’ll ever face and I’m hungry to put people back in their place and hungry to walk out of Bound for Glory with the World Heavyweight Championship match.
But don’t get me wrong, I am also doing this for Stephanie McMahon but through my own choosing, I haven’t been told to do this, I volunteered to face off against anyone and everyone to earn this shot to prove to everybody that The Corporation is the right thing for business, the right thing for this company and so far it’s been proven to be the right thing for business and what Ultimate Wrestling Federation doesn’t need is people like Diamond Dallas Page, people who cling to other’s claiming they are helping them when really they are using them to aspire for their own personal heights and gains, doesn’t that sound familiar? Paul, Ric?
See I’m surrounded by people who care about themselves, trying to make themselves look great, trying to convince everyone they can step into the ring with the Wrestling Machine. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, none of you are in the same freakin’ league as me none of you can and never will but I take the pleasure in outwrestling all of you and putting all of you back where you belong the bottom of the card which makes your own qualities and abilities. You see Diamond, you should be joining Ric Flair in the retirement home and if Wednesday Night I have to put you there myself, then I’ll gladly accept that task because it’ll be damn easy and before you say anything else…
And yes I will be out there on Wednesday Night in my tights and you can bet when I put those tights on all the talking stops and you’re going up against the best professional wrestler in the industry, I don’t need a name like the Man with a thousand holds to represent my abilities and the various ways I can beat you, all I need one which I think is a damn good summary of what I am, a freakin’ Wrestling Machine.
Kurt Angle’s intensity has picked up, as he pauses again to catch his own breathe; he already knows what he’s going to say next.
Kurt Angle: You know it’s funny because Ric Flair hasn’t even say a word since I spoken last, and you want to who else hasn’t even said a word, Stephanie McMahon or any other member of the Corporation yet they are the ones under the most attack from you ungrateful hicks. Each and every single one of you in this arena think I need the Corporation to win this match but do you see any member of the Corporation out here defending me, assisting me against a bunch of average wrestlers, hell no! Because I simply don’t need them and they know that’s the truth but don’t be mistaken by that, I am representing the Corporation and Stephanie McMahon every time I step into the ring and yeah I fight their battles for me and every other ungrateful person in this industry. I do it to weed out the weak, leaving with me with true competitor for the best wrestler in the world, opponents who can challenge an Olympic Gold Medallist.
And you want to know why Olympic Gold Medallist needs specific competition, it’s because wrestlers who can compete with the Olympic Gold Medallist have the three I’s.
The fans rapturous boos pick up again for Kurt Angle’s words, especially the mention of his beloved three I’s.
Kurt Angle: First off, there’s intensity now what kind of intensity do my opponents bring to the table? I mean if you look at Diamond Dallas Page, he no intensity; he’s too concerned with his Alcoholic Anonymous attempt to notice there’s real competition stood in this ring and as soon as the intensity picks up he’ll be the first one to fall. Then we have The Miz, The Miz has faced my intensity and failed to match it in-fact my intensity overwhelmed him he couldn’t cut against me once and he sure as hell can’t cut it against me again and finally we have Matt Morgan. Sure he seemingly has intensity but who the hell has he faced that is on the level that I am, on the level of an Olympic Gold Medallist, of a Wrestling Machine? No-one, so all his pseudo-intensity will be exposed for nothing than another average wrestler when he goes up against real intense competitor, when he has to demonstrates his own intensity against the most intense wrestler on Raw, hell in UWF! But it’s well and again having intensity but you also need Integrity.
When I look everyone in this right, I see no integrity in fact I see a group of proverbial whores using each other for their own gain! A group men hiring out their services to keep themselves relevant where exactly is the integrity in that? Where is the integrity in trying to proclaim helping their clients, when in reality they are nothing for them aside turning into a lower standard than they were beforehand but hey that’s why you also need intelligence as well as intensity and integrity!
Intelligence this is the one which is clearly lacking amongst my opponents. We have the Miz believing a man who isn’t even fit enough to lead a mental asylum let alone a wrestle attempting to become a World Champion for a second time which he will fail in trying to do I might add. Then we have Diamond Dallas Page who is too stupid to realise he just simply is a has been, a nobody, someone who isn’t relevant, someone is foolish enough to believe The Snake Bite Syndicate has a leg to stand on Raw against the likes of the Corporation.
But I have saved the best for last as Matt Morgan is a true testament to the stupidity which has infected Raw, this a moment who believes all it takes is simple genetics and a weasel like Paul Heyman in his corner to win a tournament against the likes of me is simply laughable at best. You see none of you have the intelligence to compete with because I have more than just intelligence, I have integrity, I have Intelligence, I have the three I’s and that’s why I won a Gold Medal with a freakin’ broken neck; that’s why I have more accolades than all of you in this ring combined.
Kurt Angle smirks, no he’s smiling with a massive gleaming smile having almost finally completely retorted; he’s feeling confident, he’s feeling on top of his game.
Kurt Angle: Wednesday night, each and every single one of you here will learn why I am what I say I am and why all of you are more than just a cut below Kurt Angle. When Stephanie McMahon handpicked me to represent the Corporation, she knew what she was getting; the best freakin’ wrestler going, a man who doesn’t need a manager or assistance from anyone but myself!
So go get your wrestling attires on, talk up your abilities; look in the mirror and psych yourself up, convince yourself that you can go toe to toe with an Olympic Gold Medallist, a Wrestling Machine because when it’s all said and done I’ll be the one heading towards Bound For Glory with the King of the Ring in my sights and then everyone will see why the Corporation is good for business.
Oh it’s real, it’s damn real!
With that, the crowd erupts into hysteria because the king of the ring is hours away.
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OOC: I am never doing something that big ever again, I might have got carried away at the end going a bit more than Dresden and Cwalker - Sorry about that!
