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Re: Anarchy September 4th, 2013 Tag Tourney Match: Riley & Morgan vs. The Rock & Umag
The Rock can be visibly seen laughing on the tron.
The Rock:
How predictable are these kids. Really? How many people make reference to The Rock being live… via satellite? The Rock could very easily just be in a room in back. But just to show how predictable you were… The Rock took this road and hook, line, and sinker… nabbed the little fish… but oh no that’s not all. Of course not. How much more predictable does one need to be? Bring up a couple of losses. Of course. The Rock and Shawn had the match of the year but… oh no The Rock lost so of course he doesn’t have it. He can’t bring it after a thirty minute classic match. He is old and washed up. He lost a title match in a best out of three falls… of course The Rock can’t bring it anymore.
But then you bring up the fact that you two haven’t earned a title shot? Really? You are curious about that? You are as boring as watching paint dry and that overgrown goof hooked on roids is more boring than watching grass grow. It is no wonder neither of you two have received a shot. Neither of you two have “it.” And before you continue on your tired spill about how The Rock fought Rollins and didn’t earn the shot. The Rock didn’t even know that match was a number one contender’s match. The Rock thought he was being punished and subjected to having to listen to that guy talk about his paradoxyism or whatever the hell that kid talks about. The Rock doesn’t consider that nobody a contender just like The Rock looks at you two candyasses and don’t see challengers for anything except for being the best Captain Obvious and Riley… The Rock has to say that you have the lead in that contest. That is the only thing that you haven’t disappointed The Rock in yet. So The Rock awaits you talking about The Rock’s movie career, Tooth Fairy, tutus, and whatnot. Just… bring up other movies. Other movies that sucked like Doom or Escape to With Mountain. The Rock wants to hear something funny for once. And as far as that roided nothing … The Rock doesn’t have anything to say to you.
UWF Extreme Champion Umaga:
But I do have plenty to say. You speak as if you have this vast vocabulary and because it escapes your simplistic mind it must not resonate in mine? Understand your opponent Morgan. Until you know who it is that you are dealing with… you will without a doubt come up short. But you do have some big talk for a guy that hasn’t done a thing in UWF other than beat up two guys that aren’t even on the roster. Congratulations you are a big fish in a small pond for beating up two guys that have accomplished nothing in the UWF.
And the sad fact that you believe that I am some declawed monster after witnessing what I’ve been doing lately… just shows that you don’t even believe what you say. You don’t even feel your own convictions. You are mouthing off what you think Paulie over there would want you to say. You are nothing but a puppet.
A puppet with a bite as vicious as a Chihuahua. Nothing but a yapping annoyance. So while you want to try to concern yourself with trying to make “burn remarks” just know… I am in the business of euthanizing useless talent. I’ve done it to Taz and I’ve done it to Sheamus. You and your friend over there… just as useless as those two. Make your comments while I make results. My belt shows that I’ve done plenty while you… well you’ll just be another statistic.
Umaga lowers his mic.
The Rock:
How predictable are these kids. Really? How many people make reference to The Rock being live… via satellite? The Rock could very easily just be in a room in back. But just to show how predictable you were… The Rock took this road and hook, line, and sinker… nabbed the little fish… but oh no that’s not all. Of course not. How much more predictable does one need to be? Bring up a couple of losses. Of course. The Rock and Shawn had the match of the year but… oh no The Rock lost so of course he doesn’t have it. He can’t bring it after a thirty minute classic match. He is old and washed up. He lost a title match in a best out of three falls… of course The Rock can’t bring it anymore.
But then you bring up the fact that you two haven’t earned a title shot? Really? You are curious about that? You are as boring as watching paint dry and that overgrown goof hooked on roids is more boring than watching grass grow. It is no wonder neither of you two have received a shot. Neither of you two have “it.” And before you continue on your tired spill about how The Rock fought Rollins and didn’t earn the shot. The Rock didn’t even know that match was a number one contender’s match. The Rock thought he was being punished and subjected to having to listen to that guy talk about his paradoxyism or whatever the hell that kid talks about. The Rock doesn’t consider that nobody a contender just like The Rock looks at you two candyasses and don’t see challengers for anything except for being the best Captain Obvious and Riley… The Rock has to say that you have the lead in that contest. That is the only thing that you haven’t disappointed The Rock in yet. So The Rock awaits you talking about The Rock’s movie career, Tooth Fairy, tutus, and whatnot. Just… bring up other movies. Other movies that sucked like Doom or Escape to With Mountain. The Rock wants to hear something funny for once. And as far as that roided nothing … The Rock doesn’t have anything to say to you.
UWF Extreme Champion Umaga:
But I do have plenty to say. You speak as if you have this vast vocabulary and because it escapes your simplistic mind it must not resonate in mine? Understand your opponent Morgan. Until you know who it is that you are dealing with… you will without a doubt come up short. But you do have some big talk for a guy that hasn’t done a thing in UWF other than beat up two guys that aren’t even on the roster. Congratulations you are a big fish in a small pond for beating up two guys that have accomplished nothing in the UWF.
And the sad fact that you believe that I am some declawed monster after witnessing what I’ve been doing lately… just shows that you don’t even believe what you say. You don’t even feel your own convictions. You are mouthing off what you think Paulie over there would want you to say. You are nothing but a puppet.
A puppet with a bite as vicious as a Chihuahua. Nothing but a yapping annoyance. So while you want to try to concern yourself with trying to make “burn remarks” just know… I am in the business of euthanizing useless talent. I’ve done it to Taz and I’ve done it to Sheamus. You and your friend over there… just as useless as those two. Make your comments while I make results. My belt shows that I’ve done plenty while you… well you’ll just be another statistic.
Umaga lowers his mic.