UWF RAW AND IMPACT PRESENT HALLOWEEN HAVOK 2013
The pyros explode as the camera shows the National Ball Park, Seattle to reveal the 60,381 fans in attendence for Halloween Havok; the Ball Park is rammed packed with the a lavish Halloween themed staging before cutting the ringside arena to Jim Ross and Roddy Piper.
Jim "Good Ole JR" Ross: Hello and welcome folks to another exciting Pay-Per-View Halloween Havok, I'm Jim Ross and I'm accompanied by The Hotrod Rowdy Roddy Piper and what a show we have lined up for you tonight just four days after the dramatic events of UWF Bad Blood in which we saw Matt Morgan win the UWF International Championship and Edge injure Triple H taking out of the match at Survivor Series. But Hotrod tonight we will see UWF King of the Ring winner, Kurt Angle take on the World Heavyweight Champion, AJ Styles in our main event but we haven't just got that Hotrod.
Rowdy "Hotrod" Roddy Piper: JR, we also have another epic encounter between Dean Ambrose and the UWF European Champion John Cena and for over a year now John Cena hasn't been able to get the job done against Dean Ambrose but could tonight be the night where John Cena finally does the victory over Dean Ambrose?
Jim Ross: Roddy, that isn't the only ever epic encounter as we have The Rock versus Stone Cold Steve Austin for the fifth time, they are equally matched two two in their own saga but who will be the man to walk away victorious from this encounter? We're going to find out tonight but we're not the only ones on the card tonight as we also have members of the Impact roster, so over to Michael Cole!
Michael Cole: That's right JR! We have five big matches ourselves which includes a match everyone has been waiting for and that's UWF Global Championship; Austin Aries and the UWF Global Champion Kane have both been in the championship hunt since the beginning of Impact and ultimately Kane captured the gold when he buried the Great Khali alive but now he has a real live wire of an opponent when he takes on the one and only Austin Aries, who is still injured but hasn't shown any signs of giving up.
John "The Real American" Layfield: Cole, how can you forget that the Real Americans are also in action tonight, our leader Hulk Hogan is defending his championship against a false Patriot who goes by the name of Rhino and by the end of our very first match, we will see one of my boys either Muhammad Hassan or Jack Swagger walk out with the Money in the Bank briefcase because we represent the people Cole; We are the people!
Michael Cole: Don't forget we also have the Intercontinental Championship match between Chavo Guerrero, Brock Lesnar and the UWF Intercontinental Champion, Juventud but as you mentioned John, we're kicking tonight off with the UWF Impact Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Wait... WHAT?!
No Chance...
No Chance in hell...
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The fans in the National Ball Park explode for Vince McMahon marching out from the backstage with his huge power strut, marching down the entrance ramp, he's got a big grin on his face as he makes the long walk down the entrance ramp into the ring where he is handed a microphone by one of his employees before addressing the crowd.
Vince McMahon: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to UWF Halloween Havok and what a show my General Managers have book for all of you here in the National Base Park!
The fans give Vince McMahon the cheap pop he was after before he continues.
Vince McMahon: We have The UWF Global Championship match between the defending Kane versus Austin Aries! *the crowd gives it a loud pop*
The World Heavyweight Championship match between AJ Styles and Kurt Angle! *again the crowd reacts exactly the way he wanted them too*
The Rock versus Stone Cold! *a rapturous ovation for another big match*
The UWF European Championship match between John Cena and Dean Ambrose which I am now making a No Disqualification, No Count out match!
The fans go absolutely nuts for making one of the most heated feuds in UWF becoming a No DQ, No CO match but someone doesn't approve.
Stephanie McMahon: No! No! No! How can you do that to me father, I've been making huge strides on Raw fixing the mess that Randy Orton had made and you making Dean Ambrose versus the Corporate Champion John Cena in a No Disqualification ruins it; you put one of your most popular and money making superstars on the shelf against a maniac who can't draw a dime to save his life! How can you do it!
Stephanie McMahon looks super pissed off as she walks down the entrance ramp accompanied by her entire entourage of Batista, John Cena, Cody Rhodes, Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle. They are getting booed out of the park, as the Corporation surround the ring before climbing into the ring; Stephanie McMahon seems to be on a real power trip as the Corporation surround Vince McMahon.
Stephanie McMahon: Father, change the match stipulation back now.
Vince looks around at the Corporation and chuckles to himself.
Vince McMahon: Let me get this right Stephanie, you threatening your father Vincent Kennedy McMahon; the man who signs each and every one of these competitor'c cheques and trying to tell me what I can and can do? Stephanie, I love you but you don't have the authority...
Stephanie McMahon snarls at her father, the Corporation has Vince surrounded by they aren't exactly looking to take out Vince, but before Stephanie can get another word out of her mouth Randy Orton shows up on the staging.
Randy Orton: Vince, you're right; Stephanie McMahon doesn't have the authority to change the match stipulation or even to attempt to threaten you, in fact I welcome the idea of Dean Ambrose and John Cena going at it in a No Holds Barred match as one might put it. We'll get to see whether John Cena is a man or a mouse.
Stephanie McMahon turns to Randy Orton on the staging and shrieks down the microphone.
Stephanie McMahon: SHUT UP!
Randy Orton has a smuggle look across his face as he goes to respond but the other McMahon in the ring, the big one, the boss has alternative ideas.
Vince McMahon: Both of you, shhhutttttttttt uppppppp! For months the two of you have been at each other's throats, both saying you can do a better job but no ground has to be made and I've had it up to here with the Co-General Managers arguing like children every single week, so here's what I'm going to do...
At Survivor Series... *
Crowd goes insane at the mention of the word*
It will be the five members of the Corporation, representing my daughter, Stephanie McMahon versus Team RKO who will consist of The Rock... *
the crowd erupts into cheers*
Stone Cold, Steve Austin! *
once again the crowd goes wild for the Legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin*
Daniel Bryan *
now the crowd begin to chant "YES!" over and over again*
and Dean Ambrose *
The crowd continues the go nuts*
and Randy, you get to choose your fifth team member and I can see it in your eyes up there on the staging you want to choose yourself but if my daughter cannot represent her own agenda in the match, neither can you, so the question is Randy Orton; do you have a back plan, do you have a fifth man you can trust to bring your victory?
Randy Orton rubs his chin as he joined on the staging by Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin; as the Corporation now move away from Vince and lean on the ring ropes with their boss whose wagging her tail and smirking knowing Randy Orton hasn't gotten anyone else to choose from.
Randy Orton: Well Vince, seeing as you mentioned it there was a fifth guy which I had managed to secure a while ago because I knew something would happen which would prevent me from dealing out RKO all around the place but I'm fine with that because while I can see Stephanie McMahon and her little bunch of groupies wagging their tails at the prospect of not having face me; they are still going up against another man of world championship caliber. In fact, I let him introduce himself.
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Evil Ways fills into the National Ball Park and the fans are on their feet as the World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles solomonly marches out from the backstage with his hood up and the World Heavyweight Championship slung across his shoulder. He looks up at the Corporation and throws up his P1 taunt which gets the crowd really going as Stephanie McMahon looks livid but Kurt, Kurt is a different story; he looks focused staring into the eyes of AJ Styles the entire time while Vince McMahon wraps up the segment.
Vince McMahon: Then it's settled, at Survivor Series it will be The Corporation versus Team RKO in a five against five classic Survivor Series Match and winning team's representative gain full control of Monday Night Raw! Now let's get on with the show.
The segment draws to a close with Batista, Jeff Jarrett, Cody Rhodes and John Cena all up on the ring ropes and turnbuckles taunting Team RKO while Kurt Angle remain focused and locked eyes on each other knowing later tonight they'll be doing battle without any of the fanfare of their respective teams at ringside. The segment draws to a close as Halloween Havok heads backstage.
Joey Ryan is seen standing with his back against a wall while sucking on a loli pop. He then takes the loli pop out and begins to speak.
Joey:
Tonight is the night when I make my anticipated in ring debut in the UWF. Tonight, I will debut and win the greatest opportunity this business has to offer. A guaranteed world title shot. As for my opponents tonight. I'm not intimidated by any of them. You see, I'm a very cocky man. But I wouldn't say something if it isn't true. I have all the confidence in the world because I know exactly what to do. I will find the perfect spot to climb up that ladder. And I swear if any man in that ring wants to stop me, then I will have no choice but to kick their head right off of their shoulders....... I didn't show up to the supershow last week simply because I didn't want to anything wrong to happen before the greatest night of my life. The night when I prove to all the nay sayers out there that Joey Ryan is the real deal. I will prove it. I will express it. I am it.
I will have to go through a team. I will have to go through the legendary Eddie Guerrero. Then the monstrous Bray Wyatt. Then last but very much the least, Johnny Gargano. A man that everybody calls the dark horse in this match. Everybody claims that anybody but ME will win this match. But you will all soon realize that it's not wise to judge a book by it's cover. I haven't even debuted yet and being the idiotic fans you all are, you all claim I have no chance in this match. I'm not stupid, I've read the tweets and watched the prediction videos. Nobody has confidence in the King Of Sleaze. I use Sleaze for a reason. Because in my book, that word has many different definitions. Tonight, it mean, the future. Money In The Bank defines a superstars future. Joey Ryan will be something after tonight. I don't know how many times I have to express that. I'll say it 500 times before the match even starts. I don't care. I will talk my way to the top. And the way to do that is to back everything you say up. You can use tonight as an example. I'll back everything up and win the Money In The Bank.
Joey then begins to walk off as Tyler Reks follows. Joey then stops and looks back at the camera and throws his loli pop on the ground.
Joey:
You know how they always say to reach for the stars? Well at the end of the night, all of you will be looking up at one star. And that star so happens to be bigger than all other stars. That star is a Solar Flare, The Sleaziest Star in the entire galaxy, Joey Ryan.
Joey then walks away as the camera fades.
We're backstage where we see RAW Superstar Seth Rollins, it's only been several days since he lost his International Championship.
Seth Rollins:
So many questions asked, a simple mistake and it's all taken away from me. Where to from here? Where do I go? Do I go back on Anarchy in attempt to get the one-up on Vince Russo again? Or do I regain focus here on RAW? Thing is, I've not had much time to capitulate my loss... but I cannot be blaming others. I only have myself to blame, I allowed my ego to get the best of me once again. It's a common mishap from me doing this from time to time... I was hated once again, you people probably hate me anyways. Nothing I can do can ever go right... Over the next month I may be re-thinking my career here in UWF. I've had a long run, I've gotten to the top of the chain... I managed to do what I needed to do with Vince Russo. But at the end of the day, there's no found respect for me; there's just emptiness. It hurts, it's breaking me. I can't even tell what's right or wrong in a business like this, it's just... it seems everything is all over the place. No matter what I do, no matter how far up the ranks I get... I tend to fall from time to time; but that doesn't mean I'm walking away. Tonight is a special night, it's Halloween Havok; which means... I could be trick or treating, could I be doing another mistake? Could I be focusing on who I shall target next? Oh, there's just so much... there's one person I've been watching closely... an old friend, can he do what it takes? That's the million dollar question, but I assure you. I won't be out there tonight, I'll be watching everything through the monitor here. My decisions regarding what I want, who I want and my goals... there's plenty of goals it's never-ending. It doesn't matter if you're John Cena, the Corporation or even Drew McIntyre... Seth Rollins isn't gone just yet; just because I'm broken and confused... doesn't mean anything... but it could mean you'll be witnessing something shortly. I best not reveal, I must decide if it's the right thing to do... After Halloween Havok, we'll be having RAW; thing is... on RAW... there might be a surprise, or not... You decide if you want to see it, believe...
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is the Money in the Bank Ladder match!
Introducing first, weighing in at 280 pounds.... BRAY WYATT!
Introducing next, making his debut to the UWF.... JOEY RYAN!
Introducing next, he is one half of the Los Guerreros... EDDIE GURRERO!
And following, he is currently undefeated in the UWF... JOHNNY GARGANO!
And finally, introducing the final two participants of the match; Muhammad Hassan and Jack Swagger... THE REAL AMERICANS!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
All six men are stood in the ring; The Real Americans in one corner with Zeb Colter psyching them up when they notice they are surrounded by all the other competitors; the fans go nuts as everyone including Bray Wyatt beat down on the Real Americans within moments the Real Americans are being tossed out of the ring with Ryan throwing out Hassan and Gargano tossing Swagger. The fans give a lot positive reception to the other competitors who back off into their respective corners. Finally after moments of waiting, they collide; Eddie Guerrero and Bray Wyatt begin to exchange blows while Johnny Gargano and Joey Ryan trade blows.
Cole: Well John it didn’t go too well for your boys a moment ago.
JBL: Cole, it’s undying bias from our opponents, it’s a representation of the country as a whole that the do gooders are portrayed as villains.
Ryan manages to get a cheap thumb to the eye of Gargano and Irish Whips him across the ring straight across the ring into Wyatt who was Irish Whipped by Guerrero; causing Wyatt and Gargano to collide and roll out of the ring, leaving Guerrero and Ryan. Ryan struts up to Guerrero chewing his gum, Guerrero takes a single glance up at the Money in the Bank briefcase while Joey Ryan takes more time gloating and staring at the briefcase which is his first mistake because it’s allowed Guerrero to slap Mister Sleezy across the face then followed up with a boot to the gut; Jack Swagger has managed to climb up onto the ring apron but he’s knocked right off by the body and momentum of Joey Ryan who was thrown straight into him by Eddie Guerrero. Ryan staggers straight back to Guerrero and a high back body drop.
Cole: Guerrero is clearing house in the early going.
JBL: That Mexican is just having a spot of luck Cole, just wait till those Real Americans get back into this match.
Eddie Guerrero then drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the ladders leant against the fan barricade and lifts it before sliding it onto the ring apron but Muhammad Hassan has managed to get back into the ring and dropkicks the ladder back into the face of Guerrero knocking Eddie off of his feet to the group below. Hassan feeling smug grabs the ladder and is looking to go and set it up but Johnny Gargano is back into the ring and grabs Hassan from behind and tosses him out of the ring besides Jack Swagger before grabbing the ladder and dropping it down on the two of them. Gargano in an interesting move yells at Joey Ryan and Bray Wyatt to start dumping ladders on the Real Americans.
JBL: What the hell is this!?
Cole: Real Americans are getting buried live on Pay-Per-View John!
JBL: I can see that.
Bray Wyatt grabs a ladder and drops it on top of the Real Americans then Joey Ryan drops one and soon enough, even Eddie Guerrero gets involved and between the three men they drop fifteen ladders on top of the Real Americans; finally Ryan turns on Wyatt his final ladder into the face of Guerrero knocking Eddie of his face but Wyatt then turns Ryan and scoops him and powerslams him onto the pile of ladders and Real Americans that’s when Wyatt realises Gargano has tricked all three of them and has set up a ladder in the middle of the ring and is beginning to climb it.
Cole: Unbelievable John.
JBL: It’s an outrage Cole, the Real Americans are being targeted by everyone else in this match.
Cole: I’m talking about Gargano pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes!
Wyatt slides into the ring and grabs the foot of Gargano and pulls him off of the ladder and slams Gargano face first into the ladder knock it over before Irish Whipping Gargano into the ring ropes; Gargano flies back into Wyatt who hits the Johnny Gargano with a High Back Body Drop which causes the ladder crumbles underneath Gargano. Wyatt smiles and drops to his knees and mocks Gargano before rolling out of the ring himself and picking up another ladder which are now few and far between because of them being used to bury Real Americans. Wyatt slides a new ladder into the ring and begins to set it up underneath the Money in the Bank briefcase and begins to make his own ascent of the ladder but Eddie Guerrero rushes up the otherside of the ladder and meets Wyatt at the top and the two begin to trade blows. Guerrero grabs the briefcase and drives it into the face of Wyatt before leaping over Wyatt and grabs his legs and throws him off of the ladder with a Sunset flip Powerbomb. Wyatt crashes down onto the canvas, Eddie Guerrero is slightly stunned by the impact but manages to get back to his feet; but at this point Joey Ryan has already gotten up to his feet as well and slides into the ring and pushes the ladder aside as Eddie goes to climb it but Eddie lands on his feet and begins to trade blows in the middle of the ring but Joey knees Eddie in the gut and Irish Whips Eddie into the ring ropes where Ryan hoists Eddie up into the ladder which is on it’s side.
Cole: That was brutal John.
JBL: Good Eddie deserves it.
Ryan then pulls Eddie Guerrero off of the ladder and slams the ladder down in the middle of the ring and pulls Eddie between the ladder and begins to crush Eddie’s body between the sides of the ladder. Two, three, four, five times Joey Ryan does it before placing his boot to gloat over his actions but once again the arrogance of Joey Ryan has cost him because the Real Americans had gotten back into the ring holding an end of the ladder each they charge across the ring and slam into Ryan knocking him off of his feet and down to the canvas; Gargano is the next to get the ladder ramped into him but Gargano goes head over heels the ladder as the Real Americans top off their assault by launching the ladder into the face of Bray Wyatt knocking him off of his feet.
JBL: Go get them boys! Now get one and pull down that briefcase by the two of you.
Cole: How do you know they’ll work together at the top of the ladder John?
JBL: Because they fight for the common cause Cole.
The Real Americans both roll out of the ring on opposite sides and grab the last two remaining ladders and place them side by side; Jack Swagger climbs one side of one ladder and Muhammad Hassan climbs on the opposite of the other ladder. Both Real Americans climb at the same pace; both men almost reach the top of the ladder but Joey Ryan and Bray Wyatt both manage to scramble up the ladders and begin to brawl with the Real Americans on the top of the ladder exchanging blows; Swagger and Joey Ryan side by side and Hassan and Wyatt on the other.
Cole: I can’t watch John.
JBL: Why not Cole, we both know the Real Americans will come out on top!
Hassan and Swagger seemingly begin to get the advantage when Wyatt and Ryan have a moment of clarity and grab the respective heads of the Real Americans and smash them together; causing Hassan and Swagger to fall off of the ladders. Wyatt and Ryan begin to trade blows on top of the ladder, but Ryan manages to grab a hold of the briefcase and drives into the face of Wyatt knocking Wyatt off his balance. Wyatt hangs on ladder but there’s no need to panic as to the shock of everybody, Joseph Park has crept into ring and pushes over the ladder with Joey Ryan; Ryan flies out of the ring and into Tyler Reks and unfortunately the Real Americans as well.
JBL: What the hell is our bafoon of a General Manager doing?
Cole: Getting revenge for the abuse he’s suffered at the hands of Joey Ryan!
With Ryan down and out, Joseph Park runs away realising he’s in the deep end; Bray Wyatt readjusts himself on the top of the ladder and looks to complete his ascension, the briefcase is in his hands but Johnny Gargano has other ideas nailing Wyatt with the stray ladder; Wyatt turns and drops down as Gargano nails Wyatt in the head again before grabbing the right arm of Wyatt and hooks it around the ladder; Wyatt tries to fight back but Gargano grabs the left arm and hooks that one behind the ladder as well. Wyatt is hanging by his arms from the rungs of the ladder, he kicks out at Gargano but Gargano grabs the feet of Wyatt and hooks them underneath a rung of the ladder crucifying him.
Cole: Wyatt’s trapped on that ladder!
JBL: Some people are gonna be pissed off but it doesn’t matter Cole, because we’re live on Pay-Per-View we can get away with it!
The fans are going nuts as Gargano climbs all over Bray Wyatt to reach for the briefcase; Gargano is in reaching distance of the Money in the Bank briefcase and the fans are on the edge of their seats as Eddie Guerrero has finally gotten himself back into the match and rushes up the ladder but it looks like Johnny Gargano is going to unhook the briefcase but this is Eddie Guerrero and while he doesn’t necessarily wants to pull these tricks out of the bang; this is one of them; he manages to grab a hold of the latches of the briefcase as Johnny Gargano begins to unhook the briefcase but Guerrero has beaten him to the proverbial punch and taken out the money in the bank contract.
Cole: Is that legal!?
JBL: I sure as hell hope not!
Guerrero leaps down and clutches to the contract while Gargano looks down from the top of the ladder in utter confusion as the referee begins to converse with each other by Howard Finkel who announces the winner and why.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen winner of this match by obtaining the physical Money in the Bank briefcase; Eddie Guerrero!
-===Winner of the match at 15:41: Mister Money in the Bank, Eddie Guerrero====-
Johnny Gargano looks slightly dumbfound while Wyatt tries to wriggle from the clutches of the ladder but he can’t while Johnny Gargano leaps down and stares down with the victorious Eddie Guerrero and hands him the physical briefcase before walking out feeling slightly gutted he got cheated but this is Eddie Guerrero and could there be a chance of the old Eddie Guerrero returning as Halloween Havok heads backstage.
THE Most Handsome Voice in the UWF:Halloween. Pumpkin time. Candy time. Scary time. Spoooooooooky time. Vampire time. Ghost time. Werewolf time. Therewolf time. Unawarewolf time. Bearwolf time. Zombie time. Axe murderer time. Razor blade candy apple time. Goosebumps time. Freaky Stories time. Are You Afraid Of The Dark? time. Lollipop time. Skeleton time. Costume time. Treehouse of horrors time. Jack O'Lanterns time. Graveyard time. Phantom time. Witch time. Night time. The Grudge time. Our grudge time. Get stuff off your chest time.
Voiceover becomes shot of UWF's most beloved rascals. Fans throwthemselves from even the highest of seats to get closer to the titantron as THE AMERICAN DOLPHINS, THE RAGING STORM BRIGADE, TEAM DO-WELL, THE Brian Kendrick and “The Intrepid Traveller” Paul London grace the biggest screen in the room.
Paul London: Get stuff off your chest time?
THE Brian Kendrick: This year, for us, yes it is Paul.
Paul London: I see. Might we be a bit upset because we weren't put on the poster for UWF Halloween Havok?
THE Brian Kendrick: We might be indeed.
Paul London: Mmhhhmmmmm, I thought that might be what that sickly feeling in my bowels was.
THE Brian Kendrick: That might also be from all the candy corn you've been eating.
Paul London: Dat marzipan.
THE Brian Kendrick: I myself have adopted a vegan, gluten-free diet for Halloween candy this year.
Paul London: That sounds awful.
THE Brian Kendrick: Its unfathomably abominable. A real horror show. It's how I've really “got into the spirit this year”.
Paul London: Awww shucks. I'm flattered.
THE Brian Kendrick: I really don't understand why you might be.
Paul London: Disirregardlessly, you had just mentioned what a tragesty it is we were excluded from the front and also the center of the poster for this evening's pay-per-view.
THE Brian Kendrick: Not only that, but I'vfe just seen the Survivor Series poster and they put Hogan on it.
Paul London: When will this madness cease?
THE Brian Kendrick: Who can say Paul? Who can say? I would like to remind the live audience, the millions watching the show via screen and especially all the chaps backstage, however, that since we showed up, oh, about a month ago, we've yet to be pinned, submitted or beaten by anybody – including Hogan and his chimp champ squad of racists and horse thieves. In fact, didn't you just beat up his life-sized Ken doll on the SUPERSHOW~! this past week?
Paul London: I sure sure did!
THE Brian Kendrick: Not only that, but you beat the reD of reDRagon.
Paul London: I think it might have been the Ragon, actually.
THE Brian Kendrick: Tomato-potato my friend, the point is that short of facing any of the multitudes of Mexicans on the orange brand, we've cleared out our show's tag team division in less than a month. After we win tonight – by pinning the TRUE, CURRENT tag team champions – need I remind you that reDRagon did defeat Beer Money last month, then we will be the TRUE, CURRENT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – IN ALL CAPS. And won't that just be magnificent? Everybody knows its going down – I know it, Paul knows it, you know it, even Grandma's cat is privy to the big scoop. And yet...
Paul London: And yet, we, the future UWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – in fact, the future of the whole darn division, get shafted on the poster. No big deal, you might say, but then you'd be dumb. Of course its a big deal! EXPOSURE HOMIES! We live for it. You only YOLO once, and how can we ever hope to while that incestuous Bible thumper gets poster space and we're relegated to “special exhibition matches”? What a sham! What maroonery!
THE Brian Kendrick: So once again, we'll just say that there isn't a single team in the entire UWF that we can't beat on any given night. Sooner or later, there won't be anybody left denying it as the raging storm of truth swoops down on the UWF and consumes all doubt in lightning and tornado wind. So after our win tonight, we would totally appreciate it if we could just have the next title shots, whether its a Survivor Series or even on weekly TV. No big deal for us.
Paul London: Just, like, please don't waste our time with any lesser teams. ReDRagon is without a doubt the best you can offer, and well, just watch what we're about to do to those guys. I hope you do, and then you'll know that there is no denying that there's no denying us.
THE Brian Kendrick: The future is now brothers and sisters. Dare you believe?
The live audience and millions at home totally hecking dare.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is an Exhibition Tag Team match, and it is set for one fall!
Introducing to the team on my right, Paul London and Brian Kendrick.. THE AMERICAN DOLPHIN!
ANd introducing the team to my left, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish... REDRAGON!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Paul London and Brian Kendrick are talking strategy on their corner, trying to think what's the best move to start off the match with. ReDragon though has a different plan as they both charge into the ring and attack both members of the American Dolphins right from the start! Kendrick and London both go down as O'Reilly and Fish are both attacking their opponents resepectfully, then they bring them to differernt corners and begins to wail on both members of The American Dragons. Fish and O'Reilly are both done with Kenrick and London to they tosse them them over different sides of the ring but they end up landing on the apron. Fish and O'Reilly are already slapping hands with each other but they turn back to their opponents and Kendrick and London both hit springboard missile dropkicks onto both members of reDRagon! The crowd pops loudly as O'Reilly and Fish roll out of the ring in the same area as they try to recover from the dropkicks, but The American Dolphins both run towards the ropes and leap over the ropes, hittin both members of reDRagon with sommersault planchas! London and Kendrick are both up and are getting the crowd going as London brings O'Reilly into the ring and both men are starting off the match for their respective teams!
JBL: I don't know Michael, I just don't see how these two are going to go far.
Cole: Who, reDRagon?
JBL: What are you, Blue? I meant The American Dragons!
London is in the ring with O'Reilly, who are both the legal man for their teams, and London starts off by hitting some punches to the face of O'Reilly. London brings O'Reilly to the corner then whips him to the opposite set of turnbuckles. London then charges at O'Reilly but O'Reilly moves out of the way then bounces off the ropes. O'Reilly then runs towards London but London hops in the air and goes for a hurricarana but O'Reilly shoves London off his shoulders, however London lands on his feet. London then sees O'Reilly coming around but ducks his clothesline then wait for O'Reilly to turn around, then takes him down with an arm drag. O'Reilly gets up and retreats to the corner and London runs up to him and hits a dropkick to the cornered O'Reilly! London gets up and backs away from O'Reilly as O'Reilly snaps out of it and charges towards London, and misses another clothesline. O'Reilly then goes towards London again but London manages to jump up and hit a hurricarana this time! O'Reilly goes flying to the ropes but London manages to drag him by the leg and tags in Brian Kendrick into the match, Kendrick then hops over the ropes and hits a slingshot legdrop while London hits a simotaneous kneedrop to the leg!
Cole: See John, these guys are great together as a team! They will defnitely go far in the UWF!
JBL: Alright Michael if you say so.
Brian Kendrick is in control of the match now and brings O'Reilly to the corner and hits some kicks to the torso of O'Reilly. Kendrick then brings O'Reilly to the center of the ring and goes for a rounhouse kick but O'Reilly ducks it and sweeps Kendrick off his feet and goes for a jumping elbow drop but Kendrick moves out of the way, then hits a quick low dropkick to the face of O'Reilly. O'Reilly moves away from Kendrick and rolls to his corner and tags in Bobby Fish into the match. Fish rushes into the ring but misses a clothesline from Kendrick, then returns to Kendrick but Kendrick goes for a crossbody but Fish manages to catch him. Fish then turns around but London springboards off the ropes and hits a missile dropkick onto the back of Kendrick which causes Fish to fall onto his back! O'Reilly then comes into the ring and tries to clothesline both of the American Dolphins down but both Kendrick and London ducks the moves, then waits for O'Reilly to come around but O'Reilly takes out Kendrick with a shoulder block, but London turns around O'Reilly and executes a brainbuster onto O'Reilly! Both O'Reilly and London roll out of the ring as Fish is back up and sees that Kendrick is down, and gets him into the arm-trapped crossface but Kendrick manages to roll out of that.
JBL: I have a feeling that reDRagon is just playing it easy for these guys Michael, I mean I doubt the American Dragons can beat them if they actually tried.
Cole: Oh really John?
Brian Kendrick gets back up first before Bobby Fish does and hits a roundhouse kick to the face of Fish, Fish going back down on the mat. Kendrick is smiling as he drags Fish towards London and tags him back into the match! London climbs the ropes while Kendrick goes onto the apron and London hits a diving elbow drop to Fish, while Kendrick his slingshot splash. London gets Fish onto his knees and runs towards the ropes, then runs up to Fish and hits a dropkick to Fish then flips back and lands on his feet. Fish goes down but London drags him to the center of the ring and goes onto the apron, looks at O'Reilly and leaps off the ropes, hitting a springboard tornado DDT onto Bobby Fish! Fish bounces off the canvas and is laying flat on his back but London then tries to climb the ropes and poses for the crowd, then leaps off them and goes for the shooting star press but Fish has his knees up, and London ultimately collides his ribs with said knees as a counter measure! London rolls away from Fish as Fish goes for a clothesline but London ducks it and runs for the ropes but O'Reilly knees London the back as he bounces off the ropes, Fish then runs up and hits the Flying Fish Hook onto Paul Londond! London goes down as Bobby Fish goes for the cover!
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But Brian Kendrick makes the save! The referee forces Kendrick to go back to his corner, and Fish uses this opporunity to bring London to his corner and him and O'Reilly are double beating London at their corner. Kendrick tries to get involved but the referee holds him back and Fish ends up hitting a low blow onto London. London goes onto his knees and tags in O'Reilly in the match once the referee returns to the match. O'Reilly jumps over the ropes and hits a double axe handle onto the shoulder of London to keep him down. London tries to move away from O'Reilly but O'Reilly rams London to the corner nearby and hits a running clothesline, but he runs away from London, then bounces off the ropes and returns to London, hitting a running dropkick to the American Dolphin! London goes crashing out of the ring and Kendrick runs up to check on his buddy, but O'Reilly climbs onto the top rope and jumps off it, hitting London on the back with a diving double axe handle! London crashes down and Fish runs up to Kendrick to scare him off, then keeps an eye on him as O'Reilly throws London back inside the ring. O'Reilly then enters the ring himself and sees that London is coming up so he charges at him and takes down London with a leg lariot!
Cole: Oh wow that was an impressive showing by Kyle O'Reilly John!
JBL: Am I ever wrong Michael? These guys are done playing games!
Kyle O'Reilly gets down and tries to apply the crossface onto London, but London is able to roll his body towards the ropes and manages to grab onto them, causing a rope break. O'Reilly hits London on the back several times and then proceeds to stomp on the back a couple of times. London is struggling to fight back against O'Reilly but O'Reilly picks up London and hits a butterfly suplex, then rolls up and hits another one without letting go, then rolls up once more and hits a third butterfly suplex onto Paul London! O'Reilly sees that London is dazed from the triple blow so he drags London by the foot and tags in Bobby Fish into the match! O'Reilly gets London into the full nelson and Fish comes in and hits some punches and kicks to the stomach of London, then hits a huge back kick that sends London crashing to the ground. London is groaning in pain as Fish comes up and lands a knee drop to the shin on London, trying to prevent him from doing some more of his ariels moves. London still tries to get up anyways but he falls to a military press from Bobby Fish, Fish then drops London into a gutbuster! London rolls out of the way and tries to reach for Kendrick but Fish has London by the foot, London then goes for an enziguri kick but Fish ducks it and hits an elbow to the back of London to try and stun him.
JBL: Tag work! These guys definitely got it!
Paul London is in deep trouble now as he tries to fight out of Fish's assault but Fish picks up London and takes him out with a vertical suplex. Bobby Fish shoots to his feet and smiles to the crowd, which gets some heat from the crowd then tags in Kyle O'Reilly back in the match. Fish lifts up London in a powerbomb position and O'Reilly goes onto the top rope, then goes for a diving clothesline as Fish takes London out with a release powerbomb! London appeares to be nearly unconcious now, and O'Reilly is feeling the win coming to him already. O'Reilly picks up London and goes behind him and hits a dragon suplex! London is down for the count but O'Reilly isn't done with London yet, he picks up London and runs towards the ropes, then tries to go for the Tornado DDT but London counters with a sitout facebuster onto O'Reilly! London is done and so is O'Reilly, and now the crowd is being London 100% as they try and make it to their respective corners and tags in their partners! The crowd is going nuts as Kendrick comes in and ducks a clothesline from Fish and clotheslines him out of the ring, then sees O'Reilly coming after him and takes him out with a hurricarana which sends him to the outside as well. Fish enters on the apron but The American Dolphins both lift up Fish and double suplexes him inside the ring! Kendrick then climbs up the ropes and goes for the Shooting Star Press and nails it onto Bobby Fish! The crowd pops loudly as he goes for the cover...
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Ding! Ding! ding!
Winners of the match: The American Dophins!!
A clip is shown from an interview that Jeff Jarrett gave out earlier to a major newchannel
Interviewer: Alright Mr. Jarrett, thank you for coming to this interview this eveing. I know you're a busy man so we'll get started right away. The first question I have for you is what made you come back to the UWF?
Jeff Jarrett: Laughs You obviously don't watch the program, don't you? I've explained my reasoning as to why I came back, but I guess you like asking generic questions so I'll answer them for you. I came back to the UWF because I was pissed off at the current product. We have guys like Batista, John Cena, Kurt Angle and Cody Rhodes and among others who are trying to make a name for themselves; but instead we have Mr. POTUF Randy Orton who's trying to prevent the fine gentleman that I just mentioned from going any higher. He's trying to get guys like AJ Styles, Tyson Kidd and CM Punk to reach the same status that Cena and Batista have but it's just not going to work. I can see the rating plummet if Randy Orton actually goes through with this. That's why Stephanie McMahon called me up and she asked 'Hey Jarrett can you come help settle this dispute Randy and I are having?'. Honestly I was prepared to go into a board meeting with the two but apparently Ms. McMahon had plans to utilize my other talents, the ones that I use in the ring. I mean obviously I was a former champion but I don't consider myself as a champion anymore, but rather I consider myself as an arbitrator.
Interviewer: An arbitrator? But you're clearly on the Corporation's side Mr. Jarrett.
Jeff Jarrett: Am I? Oh yeah I forgot to mention that the opinions of others don't matter to me, including you Mr. Interviewer. Now come on we both know that I'm a fair man, and I will make sure that this feud will go down evenly. But of course I still have to pick a side as to who I want to fight for. After all that's how life works, it's either you pick a side or you get crushed by everyone. And Mr. Interviewer I refuse to side with the losers. I would rather have someone as strong as Batista on my back, someone as cunning as Cody Rhodes with me, someone as confident as John Cena fighting along me, and somebody as dedicated as Kurt Angle on my team. Honestly I saw somebody like Tyson Kidd who had potential to be part of the Corporation, well needless to say I was quite disappointing in Tyson when he went on his knees in front of over 13,000 people and apologized to them. Y'know it's shit like that disgusts me, Tyson Kidd didn't have thick enough skin to be taking on the abuse from the fans so he decided to suck up to them. And these are the guys that want to run RAW one day? Well I for one won't stand for that! That's why I'm back on RAW and that's why I'm fighting for The Coporation! To make things right!
Interviewer: Alright. Next question, how is your relationship with Batista? Obviously you two don't really have much..
Jeff Jarrett: Yeah yeah we don't have much chemistry together I can see where this is going. Alright let me set the facts straight before anyone gets the wrong idea. Yes, Batista and I are tag team partners. Yes we both want to win the tag team titles. Are we considered as a tag team? Absolutely not! We are two members of a stable brought together for the purpose of obtaining the tag team belts for The Corporation. We want to prove that not only is The Corporation dominant in the singles department, but the tag team as well. You see the drunken nitwits that we call our UWF Tag Team Champions? Well I don't see them as our tag team champions, but rather I see them as pathetic wannabes! Now we have Thuggin Love, and honestly I hate that name with a passion and I hate how they're trying to ruin the name of tag teams by coming up with the upmost outrageous tag team name of all time.. ugh I'm getting angry just thinkin about it! But if there's one force out there that deserves to have the Tag Team belts, then it's the Corporation! Batista and I may not be the best of friends, but you can damn well bet that we're going to work hard as a team and bring forward another title in the name of The Corporation... I'm sorry Mr. Interviewer what's your name again?
Interviewer: Actually it's-
Jeff Jarrett: Wait I seemed to have stopped caring. Sorry slapnuts but I have business to attend to and I must be getting on my way. Thank you for this 5 minutes wasted of my precious time though buddy, really appreciated.
Jarrett walks away from the set as the interview doesn't look too impressed with Jeff Jarrett right now.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a No Disqualification Triple Threat Match for the UWF Intercontinental Championship, and it is set for one fall!
Introducing first, being accompanied by Jim Cornette, from Minneapolis, Minnesota; weighing in at 280 Pounds... BROCK LESNAR!!
And introducing his opponent, from El Paso, Texas; weighing in at 213 pounds... CHAVO GUERRERO!
And introducing the Intercontinental Champion, being accompanied by Super Crazy and Pyschosis, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 209 pounds.... JUVENTUD!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Juventud is done posing for the crowd as Chavo is standing by himself at his corner, while Lesnar is rotating his shoulders while Cornette is standing on the ring apron giving out advice to Lesnar. Super Crazy comes around behind Cornette and takes him to the ground, him and Pyschosis are bringing the beatdown to Cornette while Lesnar tries to exit the ring but Juventud and Chavo both bring Lesnar to the ring and hit a series of punches and kicks to Lesnar. The referee breaks up the fight at ringside and tells them to move away from each other while Chavo and Juventud both hit Lesnar with a double dropkick, but Lesnar doesn't go down! Lesnar seems faded from the blow however so Chavo runs up and hits a crossbody onto Lesnar, Lesnar catches Chavo but Juventud runs up to Lesnar and tries to go for a dropkick himself but Lesnar tosses Chavo onto Juventud, taking down both men! Lesnar picks up Chavo and throws him onto the corner nearby, then lifts up Juventud off the canvas and rams him onto Chavo shoulder-first onto the corner! Lesnar doesn't release Juventud yet as he moves him around the ring then goes to charge him to Chavo again but Chavo moves out of the way, Lesnar ending up sending Juventud crashing on the steel post between the ropes. Lesnar turns around to see Chavo clotheslining Lesnar out of the ring!
JBL: Ain't that adorable Michael? Little Chavo thinking that he can defeat the Beast known as Brock Lesnar?
Cole: Well so far John he's doing a good job on doing so I'd say!
Chavo sees that Juventud is still hanging between the ropes after being rammed on the steel post so he brings Juventud away from the ropes and hits some shot to the body, then throws him to the corner and runs up to him but Juventud boots Chavo in the face. Chavo backs up and Juventud runs up to Chavo and slides under him as Chavo goes for a clothesline, Chavo then turns around but eats a dropkick from Juventud. Gets back up and Juventud is laying down punches to the head of Chavo, then bounces him off the ropes and bends down for a back body drop but Chavo comes and goes for a sunset flip, Juventud struggling to not get knocked off his feet but Lesnar grabs Chavo by the foot from ringside and pulls him out of the ring! The crowd boos as Lesnar rams him to the security barrier hard, then to the ring apron and hits some knees to the gut. Lesnar then holds Chavo in place but doesn't see Juventud running up to the ropes and hits a suicide dive onto Lesnar's face! Chavo is spared from the dive due to being shorter then Lesnar, but falls anyways after being released from Lesnar's grasp. Chavo manages to catch a breath but Juventud, not wanting to fight Lesnar, throws Chavo back in the ring. Juventud climbs onto the apron and jumps onto the ropes, then springboards off them and lands a legdrop to the back of Chavo's head!
Cole: What a move from Juventud!
JBL: Juventud is playing smart Cole, he's choosing his battles carefully and knows that he doesn't want to face off against Lesnar one on one!
Juventud gets back up and looks into the crowd as they're giving a mixed reaction towards him. Juventud sees that Guerrero is getting up so he bounces off the ropes and charges at Chavo, Chavo leaps over Juventud and Juventud bounces off the ropes again, Juventud then runs up to Chavo but Chavo hops and hits a headscissors takedown to Juventud! Juventud gets up and he eats Chavo's dropkick, but both men get up instantly and Juventud goes for a roundhouse kick but Chavo ducks it and kicks Juventud then the gut, then whips him to the ropes and charges at him but Juventud gets out of the way and Chavo crashes to the ropes. Juventud then runs up to Chavo and flies to the middle rope and executes a monkey toss but Chavo lands on his feet and jumps for an elbow drop while Juventud is still on the ground but Juventud gets out of the way and Chavo crashes onto the canvas! Chavo gets to a sittng position but Juventud hits a high-speed roundhouse kick to the upper back region then runs for the ropes but Lesnar quickly hops onto the apron and pulls down the ropes, Juventud ends up falling to ringside. Lesnar looks down at Juventud and gives him a death stare while Chavo lunges at Lesnar with his own suicide dive but Lesnar catches Chavo and rams him face-first onto the steel post! Chavo falls to the ground while groaning but Lesnar immediately picks him up and throws him back inside the ring, then snorts at Juventud before entering the ring himself.
JBL: And here comes the ass kicking of Chavo Guerrero! This is going to be fun Michael!
Cole: Not for Chavo it won't John!
Lesnar walks up to Chavo who's trying to use the ropes to get himself up, but Lenar starts to club Chavo on the back of the head. Chavo goes down but Lesnar doesn't stop with the assault, instead he places Chavo on the ropes and proceeds to choke him with the middle rope. The crowd starts to boo while Lesnar holds onto Chavo but the referee forces Lesnar off of Chavo. Lesnar turns around to the referee and tells him off then goes back to work on Chavo. He brings Chavo to the corner and hits some turnbuckle thrusts to Chavo, then backs up and hits a running shoulder thrust onto Chavo! Chavo goes into a sitting position and Lesnar is now kneeing Chavo in the face several times, then moves away from him and yells to the crowd. Cornette is cheering for Lesnar at ringside and Lesnar picks up Chavo and executes an overhead belly to belly suplex, Chavo flying across the ring like a catapult! Chavo is down while Lesnar smiles to himself now but Juventud climbs onto the apron and springboards off the ropes, going for a hurricarana but Lesnar manages to keep Juventud on his shoulders, then drops him into a kneeling powerbomb! Lesnar then gets up and roars to the crowd again, showing his dominance in the match!
JBL: This is why we call this man the Next Big Thing ladies and gentleman! The guy is larger than life!
Lesnar looks behind him and sees that Chavo is back up, so Lesnar decides to approach him and hit some shots to the gut. Chavo barely has enough momemtum in him to get up, let alone getting beaten down by Lesnar at this moment. Chavo goes into a sitting position and Lesnar is feeling the rage build up but Juventud jumps onto Lesnar's shoulders, trying to apply a sleeper hold onto Lesnar but Lesnar isn't feeling it and walks to the center of the ring, then flips Juventud over his shoulder! Lesnar glares at Juventud as he's trying to crawl to the ropes but Lesnar places his foot onto Juvi's leg but Chavo comes running and tries to shoulder block Lesnar on his back. Lesnar turns around and glares at Chavo now but Juventud gets back up and kicks Lesnar on the back of the knee, Lesnar not going down but Chavo is soon kicking Lesnar on his front torso. The duo is gangbeating Lesnar now as they toss him to the ropes, then waits for him to return which then they go for a double clothesline but Lesnar ducks it and bounces off the ropes again, then charges at the two hispanic wrestlers and takes them both down with a double clothesline! They then both try to get up but Lesnar comes behind then and lifts them both up with one arm each, and takes down both Chavo and Juventud with a double belly to belly suplex!!
Cole: Wow! The pure strength of Brock Lesnar!
JBL: This guy has a future on Impact, that I can tell you Michael!
Chavo and Juventud both move away from Lesnar as Lesnar is roaring hard in the ring now. The crowd is hating Lesnar for dominanting in this match and Lesnar looks like that he wants to finish off the match right now. Lesnar first picks up Juventud and delivers a sickening backbreaker onto him, Juventud then rolling out of the ring while holding onto his back. Lesnar then sees that Chavo is back up and advances towards him, Chavo though drives his fist to the stomach of Lesnar which forces him back up a bit, Chavo then leaping onto the ropes and dives off them for a diving crossbody but Lesnar catches him with his arms. Lesnar appeasr to be pissed off now as he looks into the crowd, signalling for the F-5! Lesnar rotates around the ring and is preparing for the F-5, then spins Chavo off his shoulders but Chavo counters the F-5 into a Tornado DDT! Chavo gets up and the crowd pops as he climbs the ropes and looks at Lesnar, then jumps off them and hits the Frog Splash! Chavo rolls away while Juventud comes back into the ring as he throws Chavo out of the ring, then Pyschosis and Super Crazy both climb the ropes and they leap up the ropes, both hitting a simotaneous Leg Drop and Moonsault onto Brock Lesnar! Juventud then climbs the ropes and points to the crowd as he hits Lesnar with a 450 Splash! Lesnar is stunned after receiving all of those ariel moves as Juventud goes for the cover!
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NO! BROCK LESNAR MANAGES TO KICK OUT! Juventud is in complete shock that Lesnar managed to kick out of everything that The Mexicools had. Lesnar is seen struggling to focus but Juventud is already raging after being played like a cool. Super Crazy goes to the announcer's table and grabs a chair, then tosses it to Juventud in the ring. Juvetud circles Lesnar while holding up the chair, then swings it down onto the back of Lesnar as Lesnar yelps out in pain. Lesnar then turns onto his back but Juventud swings the chair again and hits Lesnar on the ribs several times before stopping. Juventud then throws away the chair and turns around to see Chavo hitting a missile dropkick onto Juventud! Juventud rolls to the ropes where Pyschosis and Super Crazy are checking up on Juventud, Chavo then braving up against Lesnar and brings him to the corner. Chavo looks to have a world of confidence in him as he hits some body shots to Lesnar, then a jumping knee to the face and backs away to the opposite corner, then runs up to Lesnar and hits a corner dropkick! Lesnar goes into a sitting position as Guerrero starts to hit some punches to Lesnar, Juventud though shoves away Chavo and hits his own punches but Chavo shoves away Juventud and continues with his punches. Juventud then repeats the same process then hits some stops but Chavo leapfrogs over Juventud and hits a low dropkick to the face of Lesnar!
Cole: Looks like that Juventud and Chavo Guerrero are still in a rivalry, but are working together to take out a common enemy, John!
JBL: I doubt it Cole, I mean Chavo and Juventud have never seen eye to eye, and I doubt they ever will to be honest.
Chavo gets up after that impressive dropkick but Juventud pulls him to the center of the ring and is calling him out right there. Chavo doesn't realize what he did wrong but Juventud is telling him to to act like a hero. Chavo then tries to argue back but Juvi shoves Chavo away, Chavo didn't like what just happened so he goes up and shoves Juventud to the ropes. Juventud shakes to himself and has a dastardly look on his face as he suddenly charges up to Chavo but Chavo ducks his upcoming clothesline and his a discus punch to Juventud, Juvi ending up crashing to the ground. Chavo though that this was over but Lesnar come running and hits a HUGE clothesline to Chavo, which sends Chavo flipping in the air! Chavo crashes onto the ground hard and tries to get back up but Lesnar is clubbing the back of Chavo's head, then knees him in the skull which causes him to fall to the ropes but fails to catch them, so he ends up falling to the outside! Lesnar looks out but doesn't decide to go after Chavo so he turns around to focus his attention to Juventud. Lesnar walks up to Juventud and lifts him up like he's nothing, then takes him down with a wrestling slam! Lesnar then shows Juventud how to hit punches by nailing a series of mounted punches to the face of Juventud! Juventud struggles to esacpe the wrath of Lesnar but Lesnar is utilizing his MMA skills and keeps him down!
JBL: This isn't looking good for Juventud, Michael! Something better happen soon or this match is over!
Lesnar is continuing the assault onto Juventud, not planning on stopping with the assault but Chavo comes back into the match with a steel chair of his own and hits Lesnar on the back with it. Lesnar gets up from Juventud and appears to be in pain, but doesn't go down as he stares deeply at Chavo. Chavo struggles on what to do now but Juventud gets back up and grabs the other chair already in the ring and hits Lesnar on the leg with it. Lesnar crouches down briefly but Chavo charges and hits Lesnar on the kneecap with the chair! Lesnar falls to his good knee while comforting his bad one but Juventud hits Lesnar on the top of the skull with his steel chair! Lesnar falls to the mat and appears to be knocked out so Juventud tries to go for the cover but Chavo kicks away Juventud with his foot while still holding onto the chair. Juventud looks to be in a state of surprise but Chavo doesn't realize that Super Crazy is springboarding off the ropes and hits a missle dropkick to the back of Chavo, which pushes him towards Juventud who executes the Juvi driver onto Chavo! Juventud and Super Crazy slap hands and laugh but the referee has had enough and tells Super Crazy and Pyschosis that they're banned from ringside!
JBL: They finally did it Michael! The Mexicans finally pissed off somebody else beside me.
Super Crazy and Juventud are both arguing with the referee in the ring while Pyschosis comes in and joins in on the fun. The referee tells Pyschosis and Super Crazy to leave the ring before he removes Juventud from the ring. Juventud doesn't like what he's hearing so he spits in the referee's face and acts like he's leaving the ring. Just before the referee can do anything Super Crazy leans over behind the referee and Pyschosis hits a dropkick onto the referee, the referee ending up going over Crazy! The crowd is loving The Mexicools right now as they suddenly realize that they have no referee, but Juventud already has the answer to the solution as he waves someone from the back to come down to the ring. The fans pop as they see the new referee coming down the ramp...
Cole: Look John it's Danny Trejo!
JBL: Great what's he doing here! The Mexicools are banned from ringside, Michael!
Cole: Not under referee Danny Trejo's rule, John. It's a whole new ballgame now!
Danny Trejo comes into the ring sporting a referee shirt, which draws a positive reaction from the crowd. Trejo removes both chairs from hte ring as The Mexicools all slap hands with Trejo but the circle jerk ends when the big jerk Lesnar appears and clotheslines both Super Crazy and Pyschosis down. Juventud tries to react but Lesnar throws Juventud to the corner and is hitting some elbows to the face. Lesnar then throws Juventud to the opposite corner, then goes for a running turnbuckle thrust but Juventud hits the floor and Lesnar runs between the ropes and slams onto the steel post! Lesar is feeling the pain on his shoulder suddenly rising but Juventud goes behind Lesnar and tries to go for the cover but Chavo is already in the ring and breaks it up! Chavo goes to work on Juventud by hitting some punches to Juventud, then brings him to an empty corner and hits some chops to the chest of Juventud. Chavo then wretches the arm of Juventud and quickly climbs up the ropes, then does a walk on the ropes and leaps off them, executing a hurricarana onto Brock Lesnar! Lesnar flys across the ring and Chavo gets back up to the crowd's applause. Chavo takes a quick look at referee Danny Trejo then goes towards where Lesnar is but Lesnar is back in the game and hits a knee to Chavo's stomach, causing Chavo to flip onto his back. Lesnar though picks up Chavo and gets him into a powerbomb and nails it hard onto the ground! Chavo then rolls out of the ring but Juventud comes around and goes for a headscissors around Lesnar but stops mid-way and applies the headscissor's armbar onto Lesnar!
Cole: Wow look at this submission hold John!
Juventud is hanging off the body of Lesnar while appyling the headscissors, Lesnar already screaming out in pain. Juventud has the move expertly done in and Lesnar, despite being bigger, appears to be trapped from the hanging armbreaker that Juventud has placed in. Lesnar spins around the ring and tries to shake Juventud off but Juventud refuses to come off. Lesnar is trying to think up of something to get Juventud off of him but here comes Chavo Guerrero who hops onto Lesnar's other arm and applies a hanging armbar! Lesnar and the crowd can't believe that Lesnar has both arms in an armbar and he's crying out in pain now! Trejo checks on Lesnar to see if he wants to quit but Lesnar refuses to do so, despite literally having no way out. Cornette tries to go into the ring but The Mexicools are pulling him back from ringside to prevent him to interfering, but it's not needed because Lesnar manages to whip Chavo off his one arm, then uses the other to shove off Junventud! Lesnar looks at Trejo with a dark look, but referee Danny Trejo gives off a 'don't fuck with me' look and Lesnar turns his attention back into the match. Lesnar then kicks Chavo out of the ring and picks up Juventud, putting him into the fireman's carry but spins him off and lands the F-5! The crowd boos and Lesnar goes to pin the champion...
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Cole: WOW!!! Did you see that John?!
JBL: Juventud sure took advantage of that situation! Even I'm impressed!
All three contesants of the UWF Intercontinental Championship match are down as the crowd is still in disbelif over what they just saw. Referee Danny Trejo goes around to each man to make sure that they're still alright to wrestle. Juventud rolls towards the ropes and Super Crazy and Pyschosis are checking up on him. Chavo Guerrero, despite being on the top part of the move, manages to fight out the pain and uses the ropes as assitance to help himself up, which gathers some cheers from the crowd. Chavo looks on and sees that Lesnar is about to make is way back up but Chavo runs up and takes down Lesnar with a bulldog before he can get back up fully! Lesnar is down again and he appears to not have much energy left in him, so Chavo rolls him to the edge of the ring, then runs and bounces off the ropes and hits a baseball slide kick to Lesnar, causing him to fall off the apron and crash onto the mat. Chavo gets back up and makes sure that Lesnar is down for a bit but turns around to receive a running dropkick from Juventud! Chavo goes flying through the ropes but manages to catch one, thus staying on the apron still but Juventud quickly grabs a hold of Chavo and suplexes him back inside the ring!
JBL: Juventud's taking the advantage of Lesnar being out Michael! It's now or never!
Juventud drags the downed Chavo near the ropes then goes onto the apron, looks into the crowd then slingshots over the ropes and hits a slingshot legdrop to Chavo! Juventud then picks up Chavo and brings him to the center of the ring, then picks him up and yells into the crowd as he drops Chavo into a sitout facebuster! Chavo is down as Juventud poses for the crowd which draws a mixed reaction. Jim Cornette is checking up on Lesnar at ringside while The Mexicools are seen cheering on for Juventud, Juventud meanwhile isn't done with the assault yet as he picks up Chavo and throws him towards the ropes, then bends down for a back body drop but Chavo kicks Juventud in the face and the knees him in the stomach, then lifts him up and drops Juventud down into a brainbuster! The crowd pops for that as Chavo points to the corner nearby and begins to climb it. Chavo makes it to the top and is feeling a little 'froggy' as he dives off the ropes and goes for a Frog Splash but collides with Juventude's extended knees! Chavo rolls away as Juventud lifts up Chavo again and this time hits a Final Justice onto Juventud! Juventud then goes down and covers Chavo Guerrero...
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But Brock Lesnar comes in and breaks the pin just in time! The crowd is already getting sick of Lesnar and wants him gone. Juventud is hearing the pleas of the crowd and begins to work on Lesnar with some punches to the head, and a knee to the chin! Lesnar backs away as Juventud kicks Lesnar on the back of the leg as Lesnar goes down onto one knee, Juventud then quickly climbs the ropes and dives off them, executing the diving hurricarana onto Brock Lesnar! Lesnar goes flying across the ring as Cornette comes in with a steel chair and tries to attack Juventud with it but referee Danny Trejo catches Cornette by the arm and easily prys the chair away from Jim Cornette. Cornette looks shocked on what just happened and yells at Danny Trejo, informing him on who he is. Trejo then smirks at Cornette as Cornette stops dead in his tracks and develops a lump in his throat, Danny Trejo then punches Cornette in the face as Cornette rolls out of the ring! Danny Trejo shakes his head as Lesnar comes around and picks up referee Danny Trejo off the mat and into the F-5 position but Super Crazy dives into the ring and sweeps Lesnar off his feet! Crazy then bails from the ring as Lesnar is still down and Juventud is on the top rope, then dives off it and hits the Sommersault Leg Drop onto Brock Lesnar! The crowd cheers for Lesnar as Juvi tries to go for the pin but Chavo Guerrero goes behind Juventud and slips him into the school boy, but Juventud quickly rolls out and applies the small package onto Chavo Guerrero!
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner of the match and STILL UWF Intercontinental Champion... JUVENTUD!
Juventud and The Mexicools, including Danny Trejo are celebrating in the ring as Chavo Guerrero is still standing at the corner, feeling upset that he lost the match. Lesnar leaves the ring with Jim Cornette as the crowd cheers on for Juventud. Chavo looks on to see Lesnar leaving the ring with Cornette and Chavo utimately gazes at Juventud who is nodding at Chavo. Chavo nods back as the two men approach each other and share a handshake, then a hug much to the crowd's appeasement. The Mexicools and Chavo all raise their hands up in newfound friendship as Lesnar makes it onto the stage with Cornette. Lesnar turns around to where the ring is and raises both middle fingers to the group in the ring before heading off to the back. The crowd is seen cheering for the Mexicools and Chavo in the ring as the camera turns to somewhere else backstage.
As there's a break in the action, things pan backstage to the Rock getting ready for the night he has ahead of him as the crowd explodes with cheers at his appearance.
The Rock: Ladies and gentlemen, do you feel that? That surge of electricity emanating throughout the Ball Park arena, the excitement that's in the air, millions of people so far on the edge of their seat that they had to stand up to try and contain it all. It can only mean a few things. Number one, we are LIVE on pay-per-view, Halloween Havok is going on as the "Great One" speaks, and that means we're fixing to put Bad Blood to shame, baby! Number two, Team Bring It is out in full force, living and breathing with our hearts beating as one, ready to take the reigns of Team Raw and whoop some all too familiar redneck ass to get there! Number three, last but certainly not least, it means FINALLY....THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK...TO SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!
The crowd pops for this as The Rock returns to standing straight up and looks straight into the camera again.
The Rock: Tonight is a monumental night, because not only are we setting the stage for the eventual combustion of The Corporation, we are closing the book and writing the fifth and final chapter on one of the greatest rivalries of all time, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rock and Stone Cold go way back, we've been at each other's throats for a long time, and even though there's always going to be that tension going forward, after tonight, Stone Cold and The Rock never climb into that ring to stand across from each other ever again. Austin, you and The Rock will never like each other completely. (What?) Oh no, no, no, NO! You don't ever in your life, "What" chant The Rock. Now, as The Rock was saying, you and The Rock are never going to like each other completely, Austin, just enough to acknowledge and recognize that the other is one of the biggest, baddest, toughest, and most valuable cards we could have in our respective hands. Even though we're going to beat the ever living hell out of each other like our war of words has promised all of them that we would, when it comes time to align ourselves, the egos get set aside and what's truly best for business takes priority and gets done. And while Stone Cold and The Rock were out there having that war of words, digging up the past, taking every shot we could possibly take at one another, the world took notice.
Austin, the locker room took notice. They said, "Damn guys, let us have a bite to eat, would ya?" Well The Rock says this, when someone like the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment and the beer swilling, bird flipping, mudhole stomping redneck sit down at the table, if you don't have it in you to chow down like a champion, you just aren't going to eat, and you have no one to blame for that but yourselves. The Rock and Austin weren't just trying to beat each other, we weren't just trying to send the Corporation a message, we were out there having fun, we were enjoying the competition, and yeah, we were showing all of you that this is the kind of competitive hunger you need to show at all times. "But it's just Halloween Havok, Rock, no one really cares about a weekday pay-per-view. What are we, TNA?" The Rock oughta slap the lips off your disrespectful face, because it doesn't matter what day of the week it is, it doesn't matter if it's pay-per-view or free t.v., and it doesn't matter if it's chapter five of one of the greatest wrestling feuds of all time or you're in a twenty-one person Ladderman match for the right to clean Vince Russo's toilet bowl. All of you have a contract, and with that contract you have obligations, and that obligation is what me and good ol' Stone Cold are going to fulfill tonight and that's burn this mother down. We don't need no water, nah, we don't need no water. The Rock says let it burn!
The Rock has the fans in the palm of his hand, per the usual, but as he goes to continue, he is joined by his opponent for the evening, the "Texas Rattlesnake" himself as the crowd explodes with cheers at his appearance, much like they did for Rock earlier.
Stone Cold: That's a nice fire lightin' spiel ya just went on, kid, I'm inspired, really, it moved me. It moved me in a few different ways actually. On one hand I truly did appreciate the summary of the years of scorn between us and the acknowledgement that we're going to make a great team when it comes ta' taking on the Corporation, but on the other hand, it moved me in a stomach churning way. (What?) It made me nauseous. (What?) It made me wanna puke. (What?) It made me feel like I had ta' take a dump. (What?) And Stone Cold felt that way because men aren't supposed ta' show emotion like that, Rock. We're going to make a great team, no doubt about it, and we're going to open up a can of whoopass on all those suit wearin' jerk-offs, no doubt about that either. But that goes without saying, when you actually say it, and this would go for me to, it makes things in the air all warm and fuzzy and powder puff, it makes it seem like there's actually somethin' deep down inside that actually likes one another. It makes Stone Cold think you're gonna hug 'im or somethin', and that'll make yer skin crawl worse than watchin' Hogan's sex tape.
The more Stone Cold has been thinkin' about this encounter, the more he realizes that a straight one-on-one isn't gonna be good enough or intense enough or, well, violent enough. I already pointed out how our You See Dubya encounter ended with you winning because of the use of a steel chair, much like you pointed out our Wrestlemania seventeen encounter ended with me winning because of the use of a steel chair, and that inspired both of us to make sure we had the back-up of our respective stablemates, which, by the way, what the hell was Edge doing out there? Anyhoo, lining up some extra muscle for when or if things get dicey was good, but it wasn't the solution we need, I'm not satisfied with it. So Stone Cold pondered over it, and asked 'imself what stipulation would be most fitting a rivalry like this, cuz hell, Stone Cold's been through it all just about. Do we have a Hell in a Cell? (What?) A Last Man Standing match? (What?) A Buried Alive match? (What?) First Blood? (What?) Ironman? (What?) Three Stages a' Hell? (What?) Ambulance match? (What?) I Quit match? (What?) Falls Count Anywhere? (What?) Boiler Room? (What?) Empty Arena? (What?) Ladder match? (What?) Barbed Wire Massacre? (What?) Full Metal Mayhem? (What?) Texas Deathmatch? (What?) Stone Cold went through all the match stipulations, and then it came to 'im. Since steel chairs have played such a role in our history, why not have them play a role in the finale? A legal role this time.
So, I know it's not the most excitin' stip, but whaddaya say we make our match tonight a Chairs match?
The crowd responds to this with a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, as The Rock eyes Austin for a moment.
The Rock: Warm and fuzzy? Powderpuff? Did you drink too much of the Halloween cider or something? The Rock's not dressed up as a Muppet, the Rock's not dressed up as Blossom, Bubbles, or Buttercup. The Rock was just trying to ease the tension a little bit so no one out there would get discouraged and think they wouldn't get to see us team up later on down the road, but you had to ignorantly piss all over it just like you piss all over everything else. The Rock should drop you right now, Austin.
The two men come closer to one another.
Stone Cold: Go ahead, sweetheart, I'll be more than happy ta' get this powder keg goin' before we get to the ring. Ya know most people get something they can enjoy on Halloween, but I've got Charlie Brown's luck this year, cuz I got a Rock.
The Rock: Yuk it up while you can, Steve, because The Rock accepts your proposed stipulation, and The Rock is going to take great pleasure in carving your head and making you the very first jackass-o-lantern.
Stone Cold: That sounds like somethin' Stone Cold would say.
The Rock: No it doesn't.
Stone Cold: Okay, how often have you actually used the word jackass in your career before tonight versus how many times I have?
The Rock: You don't own that word.
Stone Cold: You're right, but tonight I will own your ass, Jack.
The Rock: Oh so now you're going to make The Rock responsible for being the one that killed Uncle Si?
Stone Cold: You couldn't kill Stone Cold if you had a flux capacitor and a shotgun.
As the two bicker back and forth, suddenly the camera cuts back to the ring.
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Well, we might not get a mat classic, but we are going to get two guys beating the hell out of each other with chairs, and that's just as good.
Jim Ross: Just as long as there are no resulting concussions, I'll be able to enjoy it.
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Don't be a pansy, Ross, in my day...
Jim Ross: I know, Roddy, I'm from your day. Now let's just call some wrestling.
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Fine, what's next?
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a special Rhodes Family Triple Threat Match!
OOC: Ignore Hall please
Introducing the first Rhodes Family member, Dusty Rhodes!
Introducing the second Rhodes Family member... Cody Rhodes
And introducing the final Rhodes Family member... Dustin Rhodes!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Even before Dustin can enter the ring Cody Rhodes is already on the attack to his father Dusty Rhodes. Rhodes is taking the punishment from his son but Dustin Rhodes pushes away Cody Rhodes and starts to hammer away on Cody. Cody is trying to block the hits from Dustin but Dustin brings Cody to the ropes and continues to hammer away at Cody. Dustin then whips Cody to the opposite corner, then charges after Cody but Cody moves out of the way and Dustin hits the corner, but Dusty comes around and quickly clotheslines Cody to the ground! Dusty looks happy to have done that and picks up his son Cody and hits some punches to the body. Cody is struggling in this match as Dusty whips him to the ropes, then goes for another clothesline but Cody ducks it and keeps running the ropes. Cody then manages to springboard off the ropes and goes for a diving crossbody but Dusty Rhodes ducks it and Cody lands on Dustin Rhodes, Rhodes though manages to catch Cody and hits a body slam onto Cody Rhodes! Dustin gets up and steps back as Dusty Rhodes comes running down and hits Cody with a jumping elbow drop to the stomach of Cody Rhodes! Dusty gets up and starts dancing to the crowd!
Piper: Gahh this guy is making me sick to my stomach JR. No wonder why I never liked him.
JR: Well that's just not true Roddy, everyone likes Dusty Rhodes.
Dustin is seen smiling at his father's silliness, then picks up Cody and prepares him to go for the suplex but Cody traps the leg and manages to hit his own suplex onto Dustin! Dusty realizes what happens and tries to go for a strike on Cody but Cody ducks the punch and brings his father to the ropes, then places him on the middle rope and begins to choke him out right there! Dusty struggles to escape but Cody continues to choke out his own father on the ropes, and almost gets Disqualified right there but Dustin comes behind and hits Cody on the back. Cody can feel the pain uprising on his back from the sick shot while Dustin brings Cody to the cetner of the ring and runs to the ropes, then approaches Cody and drops down, then hits a punch to the face! Cody then goes down as Dustin gets back up and tries to go for a half-Boston leg crab but Cody shoves Goldust away from his foot, then jumps up and tries to go for the CrossRhodes already but Dusty pulls Cody aside and continues the beatdown. Cody tries to get away but Dusty and Dustin both stomp down Cody, then bring him up and execute a Double DDT onto Cody Rhodes! The crowd pops as Dustin tries to go for the cover but Dusty shoves off Dustin and says that he should go for the cover. Dustin doesn't agree and tries to cover Cody again but Dusty is still believing that he should get the cover.
Piper: See I knew it JR! I knew that they would'nt get along for long!
Dustin and Dusty both look at each in surprise somewhat, realizing that only one of them can get the pinfall in this match. Dusty is trying to convince Dustin that this isn't his moment, but Dustin tells his father that he has a score to settle with Cody Rhodes. Dusty shoves Dustin away and picks up Cody but Dustin doesn't let him do that and pulls him away. Dusty tells Dustin off and states that he'll whip him around the ring like a sorry boy but Dustin ends up slapping his father. Dusty turns to face Dustin with the most serious face ever but Cody Rhodes gets up and shoves Dusty onto Dustin, Dustin who ends up rolling out of the ring. Dusty is stunned from the collision with Dustin but Cody gets up and gets Dusty into a sleeper hold! Dusty struggles to get out of it but Cody has the hold locked in, and Dusty doesn't have what it takes to remove the hold from his youthful son. Dustin Rhodes gets back in the ring and sees that his father is in trouble so he runs up and boots Cody Rhodes in the face, Cody ultimately removing Dusty from the sleeper hold!
JR: Dustin and his father Dusty aren't getting along now Roddy. This is slowly turning into a family feud!
Piper: With a family this screwed up, I'm surprised that they haven't killed each other yet JR!
Dustin starts hammering away on Dusty as Dusty tries to defend himself against Dustin, Dusty then shoving away his son away from him but Cody Rhodes comes back and lays waste to his dad as well! Cody gets up and stomps onto Dusty Rhodes a couple of times, then sees a charging Dustin coming around so Cody grabs a hold of Dustin and tosses him out of the ring! Cody then looks up to see Dusty getting up so he kicks Dusty in the gut then grabs his head and slams him to the ground! Dusty is looking dazed from that shot but Cody is ready to continue on with the assault so he picks up Dusty and yells out for the fans to see before dropping down Dusty Rhodes with the Silver Spoon! Cody then gets back up and is laughing to himself but doesn't see Dustin Rhodes appearing, clotheslining him down to the canvas! Dustin looks to be annoyed at Cody and picks him up, then sets his half-brother up for a Curtain Call but Cody Rhodes escapes it and executes an inverted DDT to Dustin Rhodes! Cody gets up and looks happy with his work, but turns around and sees his father Dusty Rhodes jumping off the top rope and landing on Cody with a Diving Crossbody!!
JR: Oh my God! I think poor Cody has been flattened like a pancake.
Piper: Big men shouldn't be on the top rope like that JR, they could seriously hurt somebody up there. Then again it's pretty funny when they miss!
JR: Oh be quiet...
Cody is laid out in the ring after Dusty's diving crossbody, Dusty then boots Cody out of the ring but Dustin assaults Dusty from behind. Dusty tries to defend himself from his son's beating but Dustin is proving to be too powerful for Dusty. Dusty retreats to the corner and Dustin continues to hammer away at Dusty Rhodes. Dusty falls into a sitting position and Dustin starts to stomp onto the body of Dusty, then backs up and points to Dusty as he draws a mixed reaction from the crowd. Dustin Rhodes then runs up to Dusty and rams his knee onto the face of Dusty Rhodes! Dusty falls down completely onto the mat and tries to roll out of the ring but Dustin Rhodes drags his father to the center of the ring, then hits a falling fist drop to the face of Dusty Rhodes. Dusty tries to move away from Dustin Rhodes but Rhodes brings Dusty back and hits a jumping knee drop to the skull of Dusty! Dusty starts to complain about a headache but Dustin goes back on top and continues with some mounted punches to the face of Dusty. Dustin the picks up Dusty Rhodes and takes him down with a Falling Inverted DDT! The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Dustin Rhodes goes for the cover!
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And Cody Rhodes breaks up the pin! Dustin Rhodes thought that he had the win right there but Cody Rhodes obviously wants this match still, and wants it to end his way. Cody Rhodes picks up Dustin Rhodes and punches him in the head several times, and then climbs the ropes as he's ready to go for the ten punches. Cody Rhodes is about to start them but Dusty Rhodes re-appears and pulls down Cody and brings him to the center of the ring, where he proceeds to hit some body shots to Cody Rhodes, then hits some elbows to the face. Cody is looking dazed from the shots and Dusty Rhodes finishes up with a Bionic Elbow to the face of Cody Rhodes! Cody Rhodes falls onto the canvas and blood is seen pouring from the nose, and it's now noticable that his nose is broken! Cody Rhodes looks shocked that his nose is broken but Dusty doesn't waste a moment following up the assault by bringing Dustin Rhodes to the center of the ring and nails a body slam to the canvas, then places both of his sons' legs together as he goes down and applies the Figure Four Leg Lock onto both Cody and Dustin Rhodes! Both of the sons are crying out in pain now, Cody with his bleeding nose as Dusty laughs and tells them both that this is how to do it. Neither Cody or Dustin Rhodes can take the pain anymore so they decide to tap out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner via Double Submission... Dusty Rhodes!
Cody Rhodes is seeking medical attention from the staff members while Dustin Rhodes is still holding onto his legs in pain. Dusty Rhodes is at ringside slapping some fans' extended hands as the camera goes somewhere else backstage.
As there's a break in the action, the camera pans backstage to a dark room where Eddie Guerrero is kicking back and relaxing.
Eddie exhales in a relaxed fashion before beginning to speak, staying kicked back as he does.
Eddie Guerrero: Quite a peculiar sight this is, isn't it? After competing in one of the most grueling and physically demanding matches ever devised with some of the stiffest competition on the roster, I'm relaxing and carefree. But Eddie, doesn't your body ache, holmes? Eddie, aren't you in a tremendous amount of pain? Absolutely man, my body endured a lot tonight, the Money in the Bank ladder match is every bit as grueling and physically demanding as its hyped to be and as exhausting and painful as it looks, and I give all of the other participants their due credit. Johnny Gargano, Bray Wyatt, Joey Ryan, and yes, even Jack Swagger and Muhammad Hassan all gave one hundred and ten percent in that match tonight, they all own their respective crafts, even if there's differences between all of them and myself. But the reason I'm able to relax and be carefree as though I'm not in any pain and my body hasn't been pushed well beyond its limits is because it was all worth it, vato. I was able to climb that ladder and do what I said I was going to do, bring the Money in the Bank briefcase into the possession of someone that's never held it before, my own.
And of course, every time someone becomes the holder of the Money in the Bank briefcase, everyone wants to know when they're going to cash that briefcase in and, more often than not, capture the championship that the contract inside the briefcase entitles them to an opportunity at. For those familiar with my history, that question weighs especially heavy on their minds, not just because I've been without championship gold for so long, not just because I'm especially hungry to capture gold after losing the Scramble match for the UWF Championship while I was still part of Smackdown, but because the last time I held gold was in UCW and the belt I held is the very same belt that the contract inside this briefcase permits me to challenge for, the Global Championship. Isn't it funny how things come full circle, holmes? Because for me, they finally and truly have. All of my scratching and clawing, all of the angst and bitterness, all of the excruciating inner and outer pain, has at last paid off. I'll cash in this briefcase and take advantage of the contract inside when I see fit. Until then, I'm going to, much like I am right now, kick back and enjoy the ride. Viva...La Raza.
The fans actually cheer Eddie as things head elsewhere.
Backstage Beer Money can be seen exchanging thoughts on the upcoming match.
Bobby Roode: Focus, we’ve got to be on our game here, hey –
Roode slaps a distracted Storm who stands up, pissed.
James Storm: Man ya don’t have to be doin’ that, I’m just findin’ it hard to get my head in the game – we’re the number one tag-team on RAW and we’re being given two teams to fight in our first damn title defense and one team is the god damned Corporation? This smells all kinds of wrong.
I know but what can we do now? Complaining isn’t going to change anything, we’ve got thuggin’ love and that weird Shelton Benjamin to deal with the corporate approved Batista and Jeff Jarrett. It’s a hell of a job, a hell of a mountain to climb but do you know just who on this blue earth can get the job done if anyone can?
Storm stares at Roode; motivation building inside him. Roode stands up and slaps Storm again but this time on the chest to get him hyped.
We can. We can do this. Let’s go beat the odds again. Who are we?
Beer Money.
No, who in the hell are we?
BEER MONEY!
Storm opens a bottle of beer and downs it in one, spraying it all over his beard and chest.
Well, that won’t help our cause if we DID want to lodge some sort of complaint with having to face the corporation tonight…but forget it, a drunk James Storm is still the toughest S.O.B on this whole show.
Storm nods but gets his arm shoved away when he reaches for another beer. Storm responds.
You got that right.
Both men head off to the warm-up area.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a triple threat tag team match for the UWF Tag Team Championship!
Introducing first, the team of Batista and Jeff Jarrett... They are THE CORPORATION!
And introducing the other challengers, the team of Shelton Benjamin and Chris Sabin... They are THUGGIN LOVE!
And introducing the UWF Tag Team Champions, the team of Bobby Rhoode and James Storm... They are BEER MONEY!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The bell is sounded three times as Batista, Chris Sabin and Robert Roode stand with their respective tag partners; Shelton Benjamin however quickly tags himself in, telling Chris Sabin not to only and he’s got Batista in Shelton Benjamin’s very own special way. Shelton Benjamin straight away charges across the ring and leaps into Batista, catching Batista offguard, knocking Batista off of his feet. Shelton Benjamin begins to pummel Batista in the corner but he fails to guard himself against Robert Roode whose waiting behind Shelton Benjamin and as Benjamin turns around, Roode grabs Shelton Benjamin into a school boy.
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Batista kicks Roode in the back to break up the pinfall attempt before grabbing Shelton and launching him off his feet and into the Corporation’s corner; Batista begins to drive his shoulder into the gut of Shelton Benjamin, Benjamin suffers another three or four brutal blows from Batista who is then warned by Jarrett that Roode is in coming. Batista turns around and blocks Roode with a forearm smash before tagging in Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett begins to put the boot into the gut of Jeff Jarrett, stomping away at Roode who’s down onto the canvas but because this is a triple threat match; Shelton Benjamin is still in play in this match and grabs Jarrett from behind into a waist lock and goes for the German Suplex but Jeff Jarrett delivers a massive elbow to the side of Shelton Benjamin’s head and finishes it off by Irish Whipping Benjamin into Roode, both men collides heads; but Roode stumbles into his own corner and manages to tag in James Storm.
JR: This match is fast-pace in the opening moments.
Piper: This is the issue with this massive Triple Threat tag team match because there’s no rest bite.
Storm climbs into the ring and begin to brawl with his fellow countrymen trading blows in the middle of the ring with lefts and rights; both men are trading blows they fail to notice Shelton Benjamin making the big tag his partner and the Television Champion, Chris Sabin. Sabin leaps up onto the top rope and waits for both Jeff Jarrett and James Storm to turn around, Sabin leaps off of the top rope and knocks both men off of their feet with double leg drop kick. Storm and Jarrett both hit the canvas, leading to Sabin to scramble for a pin on Jarrett.
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Roode comes in and plants a boot to the face of Chris Sabin preventing Sabin from getting the pinfall on James Storm but this draws Shelton Benjamin back into the ring who straight away delivers a superkick to the face of Roode knocking him off of his feet. Batista decides he wants to be a part of the chaos and climbs into the ring and drops first Sabin with a clothesline before lifting up Shelton Benjamin looking for the Spinebuster but James Storm slides in behind Batista taking him off his feet. Shelton lands on his feet but unfortunately for him, James Storm is waiting in the wings and goes to drill him with the Last Call but Shelton grabs the foot and spins Storm around and goes for his own Superkick but Shelton blocks that and Irish Whips James Storm over the top rope. Batista then goes for a piece of Shelton but Shelton ducks and pulls the top rope down and Batista flies over the top rope. Jarrett is the next to be cleared from the ring out to the massive set of bodies on the outside before finally, Shelton whose on fire manages to toss Robert Roode over the top rope leading to the Corporation and Beer Money brawling on the outside.
JR: Shelton Benjamin is on fire and might be all to impress his friend Chris Sabin.
Piper: I heard a rumour that Shelton Benjamin is after a golden shower tonight!
Chris Sabin gets back to his feet and looks at Shelton Benjamin and notions to Benjamin to do something, Benjamin charges into the ring ropes and fires back; Sabin pushes Shelton Benjamin up and over his head; Shelton flies to the outside into the brawling group of Beer Money and the Corporation taking them all down on the outside to a loud chorus of cheers from the fans. Shelton Benjamin leaps back up to this feet and tags with Chris Sabin, who leaps up onto the top ring rope and launches himself down onto the crowd of wrestlers knocking them off of their feet once again before rolling James Storm back into the ring. James Storm and Shelton Benjamin are the only two in the ring and Storm is a bit groggy still from being taken out twice; Shelton Benjamin grabs James Storm into the T-Bone Suplex tossing Storm straight out over into a pinfall attempt.
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Piper: Not a moments rest JR.
JR: I can see that Hotrod.
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Chris Sabin has managed to break free of Batista’s gasp with a boot to the face before dropping an elbow on Roode to break up the pinfall attempt. Roode is reeling from the blow to the back of the head as Sabin lifts him up into a hangman’s neckbreaker hold while Shelton Benjamin out on the ring apron leaps up onto the top rope and springboards off to bring all his weight down onto Roode as Sabin completes the neckbreaker; Sabin and Benjamin get back to their feet and celebrating their tag team finisher.
JR: Folks, I believe that move is called the “Thuggin’ Boner”!
Piper: What a name JR, what a name.
With Roode down on the canvas, Benjamin prepares to go for the pinfall attempt but he sees Batista lining up Sabin before charging at him to hit the Spear but Shelton Benjamin puts himself into the line of fire with a massive spear; Sabin is sent out of the ring from shove from Shelton but it’s game over as Batista drags Jarrett ontop of Shelton Benjamin.
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-===Winners via pinfall at 09:28 and New UWF Tag Team Champions: The Corporation===-
The fans begin to boo as the Corporation pick up their first victory of the evening and more importantly it’s championship gold! Batista helps his fellow Corporation member to his feet, Jeff Jarrett and Batista stand tall in the middle of the ring as Halloween Havok goes elsewhere.
The scene opens up with Rhino sitting down in what appears to be an interview. He seems to be thinking over a question that was asked. His facial expression depicts that of wondering.
“The War Machine” Rhino:
You know, in all my years of wrestling not once has it ever gone through my head that I wasn’t good enough. People often mistake some of my older promos as being just that. Being depressed, feeling as though I’d never make it in this business. I’m a former World Champion in UWF. I’ve been on top of that mountain and I have to tell ya, it was a great feeling. For nearly one hundred days I was the best International Champion I could be. I’ve since begun writing a new chapter in my career since being drafted over to Impact and now I’m wrestling Hulk Hogan, the legend himself for the Commonwealth Championship. A lot of people would feel blessed, and mind you I do, it’s just not as good of a feeling as I’d had hoped. I mean look at Hogan now. I really can’t describe how much he’s changed since coming back to wrestling. He seems to being it all for the wrong reasons. Well, I honestly don’t know what he’s doing, and I don’t entirely know the reasoning behind some of his actions as of late. Mob mentality comes to mind however, as it seems wherever there is the most chaos he isn’t too far behind.
I’ve never been one to veer away from chaos, but he seems to be right there where it isn’t needed the most. He attacks guys while they’re down, which is a lot more cowardly than having say a commentator smack you over the head with a steel chair as you are about to get rid of Cody Rhodes! I was so close to doing UWF a favour, but of course money talks. That’s all Hogan is, he’s a coward who hides behind an old gimmick and men whom he shouldn’t associate himself with if he in fact does feel safest behind that gimmick. That’s all it’s ever been to him, he doesn’t quite grasp the reality of this business. The reality being that if you’re not the most talented, or if you just can’t do it anymore, learn to either cope with it your own way or perhaps pursue another career. I think that’s the main thing with Hulk, he never learned how to get out of the little bubble that he has ensnared himself in for the past ten years.
As Rhino was about to continue a familiar face appears beside him. It’s his travelling buddy Christopher Daniels.
“The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels:
I can see you mean some serious business. And I’m glad you do, but man, you gotta learn to lighten up a bit.
Chris, I’m in the middle of something here man!
And I’ll let you finish, but I had the best shoot of all time!
CHRIS!
Aww come on man, you invited me here didn’t you? I’m not booked for this show and I don’t see why you need to talk to some nerd who probably doesn’t know anything about the business, about the business! This guy here doesn’t care how serious you are, he’s just looking for easy money, and what better way than to hear you rant and rave about stuff?
The man sitting behind the camera begins to speak but Christopher Daniels cuts him off.
I don’t like your face or your dogs face! Shut the hell up! Listen man, you don’t need him, you don’t need them, why not do in the ways of the Fallen Angel and just not give a damn about anybody? I say we go back to Canada and get some of that bacon you love so much. I still don’t get why you like it so much when I’m sure American bacon is just as fine. But anyway, forget Hogan, you got that win locked down! I mean look at him, I can hear his knees cracking from whatever city I’m in. It’s damn near scary that UWF lets him roll around like he’s going to make them millions of dollars. Sure he’s got a ton of shirts on sale at UWF.com but that’s about all he’s got. You’ve made more money for this company than he can even hope to achieve. The fact that you aren’t champion now is a true testament to how terrible this company is!
Listen Chris, I appreciate it and everything, but how am I supposed to get my message across if you’re gonna scare away the interviewer and camera crew?
What are you talking about?
Daniels looks up and notices that there was nobody there manning the camera or an interviewer.
Oh, my bad man. Hey, wanna go grab some drinks while we wait for your match?
You know I don’t drink anymore man; I’ve been trying to keep myself clean.
When did you become so boring?
The day I agreed to be your travelling partner.
Both men take a brief moment to look at each other before walking away from the camera, which is eventually turned off.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the UWF Commonwealth Championship!
Introducing the challenger, being accompanied by The Real Americans, weighing in at 250 pounds... HULK HOGAN!
And introducing the champion, weighing in at 280 pounds, he is the UWF Commonwealth Champion... RHINO!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The entire team of the Real Americans are surrounding the ring, trying to outpysch Rhino. Rhino keeps spinning around as random members are jumping onto the apron, tryin to spook Rhino but the Commonwealth Champion is trying his best to keep control of the situation. Hogan jumps onto the apron finally and enters the ring slowly, calculating on Rhino's next move towards The Real Americans. But with Rhino you never know what's going to happen. Hogan though unexpectly charges at Rhino and rams to the corner and holds in there in place for a moment, Rhino trying to get out but Hogan still has some muscle on him. Meanwhile Jack Swagger and Muhammad Hassan comes up and holds Rhino in place as Hogan starts to wail all over Rhino until the referee forces Hassan and Swagger off of Rhino. Rhino then headbutts Hogan in the face and punches off Hassan and Swagger off the apron, then quickly clotheslines Hogan down to the ground! Rhino is going nuts as Swagger tries to enter the ring but Rhino clotheslines him down, then sees Hassan moving towards Rhino but Rhino just chucks Hassan out of the ring! Davari then tries to get a piece of the action but Rhino throws him to the corner nearby, then throws Zeb Colter and backs away, then runs and hits a body avalanche to the duo stuck in the corner! Rhino then throws Colter out of the ring then clotheslines Davario out of the ring!
Cole: Oh yeah John! Rhino's is about to go all out in this matchup! No way does the Real Americans have a chance against The War Machine!
John: Don't count out the Real Americans out yet Cole, especially Hulk Hogan! That man can surprise you!
Hogan comes back in and tries to go for a cheap shot but Rhino grabs the hand of Hogan and wretches it. Hogan struggles to fight the pain against Rhino but Rhino kicks Hogan in the a couple of times then smashes his elbow to Hogan's arm while still wretched. Hogan backs away while shaking his arm but Rhino is still hot on the offense. He whips Hogan off the ropes and waits for him to returns, then hits a back body drop onto Hulk Hogan! Hogan crashes onto the mat hard but gets up still, but only for Rhino to body slam Hogan down hard onto the canvas. Hogan tries to get up quickly again but Rhino continues to pound away against Hulk Hogan with some fists to the face. Hogan manages to catch a fist from Rhino and ends up punching Rhino in the head, then another but Rhino catches Hogan's third fist and lifts him up into a front powerslam! Hogan develops a pained look on his face but gets up, but only to get a running shoulderblock from Rhino! Rhino is showing his dominance in this match, being th UWF Commonwealth Champion as Hogan is struggling to keep up. Rhino lifts up Hogan and takes him down with a vertical suplex! Rhino is back up again and beats his chest which the fans cheer for The Warmachine!
Cole: I'm not sure John, I don't think Hulk Hogan has what it takes to keep up with Rhino!
JBL: Just give him a moment Michael, he'll come around.
Rhino looks on to see Hogan struggling to get onto his feet so he decided to crouch down by the corner and is signalling for the Gore already! Hogan makes it up to his feet and turns around to see Rhino charging at full speed towards him but Hogan grabs Rhino and tosses him between the ropes at the corner, hitting the steel post with his shoulder! Rhino grunts in pain as Hogan kicks him out of the ring and Rhino tumbles to ringside. Hogan then tries to leave the ring but the referee doesn't allow him to, instead rather Swagger and Hassan both approach Rhino and start to stomp onto the champion. Hogan, knowing that he's in the lead now, waves off The Real Americans and exits the ring. Hogan then grabs a hold of Rhino and throws him to the security barrier and starts to lay down some punches to the head. The referee is getting sick of Hogan already and tells him to get back into the ring, but Hogan instead tosses Rhino onto the steel steps! Rhino looks stunned from the move as the referee continues to count down, Hogan then finally deciding to throw Rhino back inside the ring, then slides in the ring himself.
JBL: See Michael told ya! All it took was a little strategy for Hulk Hogan to get back in the game.
Hogan walks up to Rhino and stomps onto his back several times, keeping him down from doing anything funny. Rhino tries to fight out of it but Hogan hits a jumping elbow drop to the back of Rhino, keeping his stomach flat on the floor. Hogan gets up and nods to the crowd, who is booing Hogan pretty badly. Hogan looks down and sees that Rhino is getting back up, Rhino makes it to one knee and Hogan manages to punch the back of the head of Rhino, bringing him back down to his hands and knees, then kicks him in the ribs. Rhino rolls away from Hogan and makes it to the ropes but Swagger shoves Rhino back to Hogan, Hogan then hits an elbow drop onto Rhino. Rhino is feeling the pain from the elbow but Hogan continues to drop more elbow drops to the chest of Rhino. Hogan then gets back up and laughs as the crowd is booing Hogan pretty badly. Hogan shurgs off the hate and picks up Rhino and hits a reverse atomic drop onto Rhino, Rhino hopping around the ring but Rhio gets kicked on the back of the leg and Rhino falls onto one knee again. Rhino is getting pissed off so he gets up and charges at Hogan but Hogan executes a flapjack, causing Rhino to crash onto the ropes and fall to the outside of the ring!
Cole: What a cheap move from Hulk Hogan! It's no wonder why The Real Americans are the most hated team in the UWF!
JBL: Would you get a grip already Michael? Geez..
Rhino is laying down on the ground at ringside and Jack Swagger tries to walk up to him but the referee tells him get back. Swagger looks innocent as Hogan exits the ring and he begins to assault Rhino at ringside by hitting some stiff shots to the upper back region of Rhino. Hogan then throws Rhino onto the steel steps and starts to wail on him with some knees to the face of Rhino, then starts to slam the back of his head to the steps while making some sickening noise. The referee then tells Hogan to get back in the ring to which Hogan does, but he exits the ring anyways and proceeds to stomp onto Rhino. The referee isn't pleased with Hogan's actions but Hogan doesn't really care too much. Hogan then brings Rhino to the announcer's table and smashes his face onto the table, then tears it apart and grabs onto some of the cables and chokes out Rhino with them. Rhino though manages to flip Hogan onto the annoucer's table then chokes out Hogan with the cables, much to the crowd's pleasure but Jack Swagger comes around and knocks down Rhino to the floor! Swagger then tosses Rhino into the ring then Hogan back in as well before they can get counted out from the match!
JBL: I like that Michael! What are friends for?
Cole: I'm surprised you know what a friend is John.
Hogan walks up to Rhino once more but this time moves around him, trying to find the ultimate time to strike. Rhino looks up and sees where Hogan is so he quickly gets up and manages to ram him to the corner nearby and hits some turnbuckle thrusts. Hogan tries to move away before each shot but Hogan is too slow to move out of the way. Hogan then goes into a sitting position as Rhino smiles to the crowd, then bends down to reach for Hogan but Hogan quickly shoots up and rakes the eye of Rhino. Rhino backs away from Hogan while covering his eye but Hogan goes behind Rhino and nails the atomic drop! Rhino hops away from Hogan and turns around but Hogan instead hits some punches to the face of Rhino, then finishes up with a wind up punch, taking down Rhino to the mat! Zeb Colter is cheering for Hogan in the ring while Hassan and Davari are all smiles at ringside, Hogan then points to all the Real Americans in the ring. Hogan then bends down and lifts Rhino to his feet, but then nails a body slam and crashes Rhino to the canvas! Hogan then smiles and nods to the crowd who boos at Hogan, Hogan then bounces off the ropes and goes for a Runnin Legdrop but Rhino moves out of the way just in time! Hogan is in shock while Rhino is getting pumped up, and he is ready to give out a beating!
JBL: Get out of there Hogan! He's going to kill you if you don't do something right now!
Cole: No way John, Hulk Hogan is finally getting the beating that he deserves!
Hulk Hogan retreats to the corner and holds out his hands, pleading Rhino to not hurt him. Rhino mocks Hogan by thinking about it but then Rhino shakes his head and kicks Hogan in the stomach. Rhino then brings Hogan to the center of the ring and hits some punches to the face of Hogan. Hogan doesn't go down and Rhino charges up to Hogan, taking him down with a clothesline! Hogan then tries to escape the wrath of Rhino by rolling out of the ring but Rhino drags Hogan back inside the ring and is going all beast mode right now, the fans loving it! Rhino brings Hogan to the center of the ring and takes him down with a powerbomb to the center of the ring! Hogan appears to be down from the move but Jack Swagger enters the ring and tries to attack Rhino but Rhino lifts Swagger high in the air and drops him into a Spinebuster! Rhino then sees that Hassan is back in the ring as well but Rhino gets him into the fireman's carry position and hits him with a Death Valley Driver! The crowd is going insane as Rhino is now signalling for The Gore, directing it towards Swagger. Swagger gets onto his feet and Rhino rushes for Swagger, hitting him with the Gore! Rhino then sees that Hassan is back up and Rhino charges for him, smacking the Gore on Hassan as well! Zeb Colter then is in the ring to check up to Swagger but Rhino smiles as he runs up to Zeb and smacks him with another Gore! Colter rolls out of the ring while holding onto his ribs, Rhino then poses for the crowd before crouching down for another Gore, this time straight for Hulk Hogan!
Cole: Here is comes John!
Rhino is pumping himself up as Rhino is about to go for another Gore, this time for Hulk Hogan. Hogan gets back up to his feet while Rhino is still pumping out for the Gore, then sees that Hogan is back on his feet and charges for Hogan but Hogan moves out of the way and crashes onto the steel post between the ropes! Hogan falls to his knees to rest while Rhino stands in place by the post but Davari brings the Commonwealth title to where Rhino is and smacks him on the head with it! Rhino then backs away in the ring while holding onto his face, but Hogan turns him around and takes down Rhino with the Big Boot! The crowd is pissed off now as Hogan poses for the crowd, drawing some major heat, then Hogan bounces off the ropes and drops into the Leg Drop! Hogan is smiling now as he goes for the cover...
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner of the match and STILL UWF Commonwealth Champion... Hulk Hogan!
Rhino is rolled out of the ring by The Real Americans as the Americans are celebrating with Hogan on his title win. The crowd is absolutely HATING this as Hogan raises the belt high in the air and keeps it here, absorbing the heat the crowd is giving them. The camera then goes to backstage to see what's happening there.
Storm is sat backstage, hair a mess, sweat dripping from his face. He’s removing his wrist tape and launching it across the room. He’s pissed and not in the good, usual way.
???: James! Glad I caught you.
Storm turns to see Joseph Park approaching him at a light jog.
Park: Good to see you tonight James!
The two share an awkward, sweaty bro hug.
Storm: What’s up? I’ve got quite a lot on my mind tonight…you want a beer?
Park: Ah no not tonight James, thank you though. I just wanted to explain some changes that might be taking place in terms of contracts and superstars et cetera et cetera.
Storm: That don’t sound so good…
Park: No there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just, AJ Styles is spending so much time over on RAW – people seem to forget the guy is an iMPACT superstar – he’s even established himself as the face of the company over there whether we like it on the orange brand or not. Anyway the point is the guys over at RAW did something good for business and said I could start a cross-brand superstar swap and start using one of their guys to bolster our roster and Storm, you’re our guy.
A pop can be heard from the live crowd.
Storm: Haha well you done made the best decision of your career, son!
Another awkward bro hug ensues and Storm attempts to leave.
Park: Oh wait James, another thing. We’re having a little Chamber match of sorts, I’m sure you follow, that might give the likes of the extreme Anarchy over there a run for their money. It’s going to be for the Global title and I’d like you to compete.
Seemingly too much to handle Storm beams and grabs a beer from his bag – they appear from nowhere – before taking a swig.
Storm: Your iMPACT roster is goin’ to be SORRY bout their damn luck!
Park looks on as a rejuvenated James Storm heads out of the arena half dressed, bag over his shoulder and beer in hand with a spring in his step.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is to determine the captain of the RAW team.
Introducing first, from Miami, Florida; weighing in at 260 pounds; The Brahma Bull...THE ROCK!
And introducing his opponent; from Texas, weighing in at 240 pounds; The Texas Rattlesnake... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The crowd is a light with excitement because the Rock and Stone Cold are locking eyes in the centre of the ring, the fans are at a fever pitch; the classic eye to eye across the ring at each other. Neither man wanting to make the first blow, the Rock’s arm twitches as Austin slowly begins to remove his vest jacket, The Rock goes to strike Austin but Austin blocks the blow and begins to unleash his strikes of his own; the Rock begins to stagger backwards from Austin striking him with the right hooks forcing the Rock into the ring ropes; with the Rock trapped against the ring ropes, Austin goes for a Irish Whip but The Rock reserves it and goes for the snap DDT but Austin gets out of it and goes for the Stunner but Rock shoves Austin away and bails out of the ring.
JR: And again Austin gets the advantage in the early going.
Piper: JR, it’s the early going and in their last two encounters Austin always gets the early advantage but the Rock comes back to win.
The Rock begins to walk away from Austin but Austin follows in pursuit and grabs The Rock by the trunk and tosses him into the barricade; Austin then to begins to stomp a mudhole into the Rock to the cheers of the fans surrounding Austin. Austin is stomping a hole right through the Rock, Austin finally backs off and taunts with the fans. Earl Hebner tells Austin to bring it back into the ring, Austin flips off Hebner in response before turning the birdies on to the Rock. Rock responds with a cheap boot to the gut, Austin staggers backwards and grabs Austin and launches him into steel steps sending them flying across the ringside area. The Rock then walks up to Austin and slams his head against the ring steps then proceeds to toss Austin over the Impact announcement table.
Piper: I don’t feel at all sorry for Michael Cole at all; hopefully he gets nailed with a chair.
JR: That isn’t a nice thing to say Hotrod.
Unfortunately for Piper that doesn’t happen as Michael Cole manages to escape as the Rock and Austin begin to trade blows behind the Impact announcement table; this time Austin get the advantage and slams The Rock’s face into the announcement table; Rock staggers away from the ringside area attempting to put distance between himself and Austin but Austin is refusing to give the Rock the space; then time grabbing the head of the Rock and going to slam him against the ring apron but The Rock drives an elbow into the gut of Austin and slams Austin face first into the ring apron before following it up with a clothesline to knock Austin off of his feet. The Rock finally throws Austin into the ring followed up by searching underneath the ring before grabbing a steel chair and tossing it into the ring but Rock doesn’t stop there as he throws in another three chairs into the ring.
Piper: And now the chairs are coming into play.
JR: This spells bad news for one of these competitors.
The Rock climbs back into the ring apron and gets into the ring but unfortunately the Rock; Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready and waiting in the wings. Austin has grabbed one of the chairs that the Rock threw into the ring, and brings it down on the Rock’s spine! The clatter of steel on flesh echoes through the arena! The Rock is on the mat in pain, as Austin swears under his breath and motions for the Brahma Bull to get to his feet. Rock slowly makes it to his feet and as he turns around, Austin levels him across the skull with a steel chair!
JR: My God what a shot to the skull by Austin!
Austin drops to the mat and hooks the leg of the Rock for the early cover!
Piper: It could be over early here!
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The Rock’s shoulder pops up before three! Austin pulls Rock up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Austin charges at the Rock but the Great One counters with a boot to the chin, as Austin staggers back, The Rock follows up with hard clothesline! Austin is on his back on the mat and the Rock leans on the ropes, buying himself some time to
recover!
JR: The Rock knows he has got to slow down the pace here and allow himself to get back into a controlling position!
Rock, getting his breath back starts putting the boots to Austin on the mat. Rock pulls Austin up and whips him towards the ropes, as the Texas Rattlesnake comes back at him Rock lowers his body and scoops Austin over his shoulder, bringing the Texan down hard on his spine with a Samoan Drop! As Austin is on the mat, The Rock grabs one the folding chairs he brought into the ring and brings it over the corner. Sliding the chair in a horizontal position between the corner turnbuckles, The Rock turns his attention back to Austin. Rock pulls Austin by his arm to his feet and kicks him in the gut, grabbing his right arm and preparing to Irish Whip Austin straight into the corner to the chair! But as Rocky whips Austin, in a burst of strength Austin reverses the whip and sends The Rock ribs first into the steel chair!
Piper: Holy Cow that’s gonna hurt in the morning!
The Rock is holding his ribs in agony, backing away from the corner. As he turns around, Austin has used the ropes opposite to propel him forward, leaping onto the Rock with the Lou Thesz press and bouncing left and right hands off the skull of the Rock!
JR: The rattlesnake is back in control of the match!
Austin backs off Rock and waits for the people’s champion to get his to his feet. Stalking the great one, as the Rock turns around Austin kicks him in the gut and looks to connect with the stunner! But the Rock once again escapes it by pushing Austin forward as the rattlesnake collides with the corner turnbuckle. Stagger back, The Rock has the energy to turn Austin around and plant him skull first onto the mat with a snap DDT! The Rock hooks the leg!
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Austin gets the shoulder up! The Rock swears in frustration and talks some trash to Stone Cold, as he uses the ropes to pull himself up. Three battered chairs remain in the ring. The Rock looks at all three of them in disgust and exits the ring underneath the bottom rope. As Austin is recovering the Rock pulls out a fourth chair from under the ring. As Austin is trying to get to his feet The Rock pulls him by his boots down to the mat and drags him to the corner ringpost. Standing outside the ring, The Rock takes Austin’s right leg and smashes it against the ringpost as the Austin yells out in pain! The Rock is softening up Austin’s leg now by repeatedly bashing against the ringpost. After a third collision, The Rock picks up the Chair and measures Austin’s leg. The Rock swings the chair hard, bringing it down on Austin’s leg and crushing it against the ring post! Austin rolls off the apron to the outside floor in desperation, the pain excruciating through his body as the Rock looks on.
JR: The Rock is prepared to cripple Austin in order to be Captain of Team Raw!
Piper: This is the fifth encounter between these two, neither man is going to worry about injuring the other!
Austin is limping outside the ring, putting weight on his right leg is paining him greatly. The Rock is looking on cautiously, waiting for the right moment to strike. As Austin turns around, the Rock picks up speed looking to connect with the spear, but Austin reacts quicker, sidestepping The Rock as the Great One goes crashing face first into the steel steps! The crowd are in chanting for each man as The Rock’s forehead is busted wide open, blood gushing out of nasty gash across his forehead!
Piper: Rocky’s bleeding!
Austin, like a viper sensing blood is limping over to the Rock. Austin grabs Rock by the tights and rolls him into the ring. Austin bounces off the ropes and delivers a couple of elbows to the sternum of the Rock, who is holding the front of his chest in pain. Austin turns around to the corner and climbs up to the second rope. Flipping the bird and mouthing off and his iconic fashion, Austin measures The Rock who is slowly getting to his feet. As The Rock turns toward Austin, the rattlesnake jumps off the second rope, locking his hands and bringing them down onto the busted forehead of the Great One in the form of a double axe handle! The Rock crumples to the mat as Austin hooks the leg!
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The Rock gets the shoulder up. Now it is Austin’s turn to swear in frustration, as he struggles to get back to his feet as his leg is still pained from the assault by the Rock earlier. Austin picks up a steel chair and readies it, as The Rock pulls himself up using the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. As The Rock pulls himself to his feet and turns, Austin swings the chair….but the Rock ducks! Austin swings the chair over the Rock, and as he turns The Rock out of pure instinct hooks his arm around Austin’s chest, knocking the chair out of his hand and brings him up and down spine first with a rock bottom!
JR: Bah Gawd, how The Rock has hit a rock bottom out of nowhere!
Piper: It’s got to be pure instinct JR!
Austin is lying still on his back, the chair having fallen out of his hand and landed a few feet away. The Rock, exhausted and still bleeding, crawls over to Austin and barely manages to hook the leg!
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Piper: It took three rock bottoms to finish off Austin last time JR remember!
The Rock spits in frustration and anger at the close count and gives off to the referee. Rock turns his attention back to the injured leg of Austin, and pulling him back into the center of the ring, grabs his right leg and inserts his own leg between the legs of Austin, stepping in and twisting Austin’s legs and locking in the sharpshooter!
JR: The Rock’s got the Sharpshooter locked in center of the ring!
Austin is writhing in pain as The Rock synchs in the hold compressing his lower back. Austin is reaching out his arm, trying to inch towards the ropes but the Rock has him in the centre of the ring! The referee is asking Austin whether he quits but the Texas rattlesnake is vehemently shaking his head. Austin is using his arms to try and shift the weight of the hold, using his strength to pull The Rock forward and inch towards the bottom rope. Austin finally makes it to the bottom rope as the The Rock breaks the hold! Austin is in pain on the mat as the Rock paces back and forth behind him, stalking the rattlesnake. Austin uses the middle rope to pull himself up, staggering and just about making it to his feet. As he turns around, he walks right into a right hand from the Rock. The Rock follows it up with two more right hands, before giving his trademark smackdown right hand but before he can make contact Austin explodes with a right hand of his own! The crowd are ‘oohing’ and ‘ahhing’ as Austin and The Rock trade blows, taking it in turns and connect shot for shot!
JR: Austin is bound to be running on fumes here! How is he still standing?
The Rock goes for a clothesline but Austin ducks under and boots The Rock in the gut, getting him into a front headlock and lifting the Rock up looking to connect with a suplex! But Austin’s lack of strength leads him to stagger, allowing the Rock time to shift his weight and slip down behind Austin. Landing on his feet, The Rock is ready for Austin and when the rattlesnake turns around, Rock lifts Austin up and plants him hard with a devastating spinebuster on top of one of the nearby chairs in the ring!
JR: How much more can the spine of Austin take?
Austin is lying on his back on top of the chair in the centre of the ring. The fans and the Rock both notice this can only mean one thing. The Rock takes his trademark elbow pad off and throws it to the crowd. Rock swings his arms from side to side and runs the ropes, coming off each sets of ropes before looking to hit the peoples elbow on Austin who is lying on top of the steel chair! But at the last second Austin is able to summon the will to roll slightly to his left just as The Rock leaves his feet, as The Rock brings his elbow down on nothing but the cold, hard steel!
Piper: The Rock connects nobody but the steel chair!
Austin has bought himself valuable seconds to recuperate, as The Rock is holding his elbow in significant pain. Austin is clearly running on instinct, as he gets to his feet very unsteadily, The Rock is still the fresher of the two but his elbow is now beginning to hold him back as well. Both men reach their feet at the same time, with their backs to each other. Each man does not realise that the other holds a steel chair in front of them, and as they turn, they both move to strike each other with their own chair, resulting in both chairs colliding and knocking both men back down on their backs!
JR: Both men down centre of the ring!
The crowd are on their feet as both Rock and Austin battle to get back to a vertical position. The Rock makes it to his feet first, and rather than going over to Austin, Rock decides to step onto the apron and climb to the top rope!
Piper: Did those chair shots to the head affect Rocky’s brain?
The Rock has reached the middle rope, and is fighting fatigue to make it to the top rope. As he reaches the top rope however Austin has made to his feet and sees his opponent balancing on the top rope. Austin collapses his weight on the ropes, causing the Rock to fall crotch first on the corner turnbuckle! Austin kicks a nearby chair into the centre of the ring, and approaches the corner of the ring where the Rock is. Austin connects with forearms to the Rock, and begins to ascend himself to o the second rope. Austin in a vertical position transitions the Rock into a front face lock, getting him into position for a superplex! Austin with a last gasp of energy, lifts the Rock over his head from the middle rope and connects with a devastating superplex from the second rope as the Rock lands on top of the steel chair!
JR: As God is my witness he is broken in half!
The Rock is shaking from the impact, and Austin is lying face down in the ring as the crowd chants ‘Holy shit’! Neither men are move for some minutes as the crowd anxiously look at both men. Finally Austin begins to inch himself over to the Rock, and drapes a hand over the Rock’s broken body as the referee slides into position!
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The Rock just about gets his shoulder off the canvas! The fans are in disbelief at the display from these two men. Austin slowly rolls off the Rock and grabs hold of the bottom rope, intending to use it to try and pull himself up again. After what seems like an eternity, Austin makes it to his feet, and uses this time to rest and build up energy as he waits for the Rock to get to his feet. The Rock is slowly moving, his eyes glazed over as the blood has now dried on his forehead. Austin has not taken his eyes off the Rock, and as the Rock turns around, staggering on the spot, Austin flips up his middle finger to the Rock, and kicks him the gut, looking for the Stone Cold Stunner! But as Austin grabs the Rock’s head to deliver the stunner, The Rock pushes Austin forward, sending him to collide with the referee! The referee falls down from the impact, and it is enough to allow The Rock to capitalise on the distraction, as when Austin turns around The Rock is able to hook his arm and connect with another Rock bottom!
JR: A second Rock Bottom! That HAS to be it!
The Rock collapses on top of Austin, but there is nobody to count the fall! The referee finally crawls over to make the count!
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JR: A second rock bottom….and a second kick out!
Piper: These two men are giving it everything they’ve got!
The Rock’s face is one of utter incomprehension as he looks down at his opponent. Both men are covered in sweat, their bodies exhausted. Rock gets to his feet, and lifts three fingers up to the crowd signalling a third Rock bottom is coming up. Rock lays another Chair down in the middle of the ring, and pulls Austin up to his feet.
Piper: This is how the Rock beat Austin last time, a third Rock Bottom on a Chair!
The Rock puts his arm under Austins, ready for the rock bottom on the chair, but as he is about to lift him up Austin suddenly comes to life, fighting Rock off with a series of furious elbows to the temple! Austin does enough to break The Rock’s hold on him, The Rock comes back with an attempted forearm but Austin ducks under and applies a half nelson to the Rock, bringing The Rock’s arm across his own face as Austin has locked in the Million Dollar Dream!
JR: The Million Dollar Dream! We haven’t seen Stone Cold use that move in years! Since he…well since he was the ring master!
The Rock immediately begins to fade, as the cartroid artery has been cut off, depriving him of oxygen. The referee begins to check the Rock’s arm. He lifts his arm for a first time and leaves it, the Rock’s arm immediately falls and the referee shouts
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JR: If the Rock passes out it’s over!
The ref holds Rock’s arm up for a third and final time and leaves it in the air. Rock’s arm begins to fall but it only reaches halfway before the Rock pulls it back up and into the air, breaking the referees count!
Piper: The Rock is still alive!
The Rock is trying to battle out of the million dollar dream, he tries to use his body strength to move from side to side in an effort to break Austin’s grip. Finally, the Rock resorts to a swift kick to the groin of Austin with a blatant low blow, forcing Austin to relinquish the hold.
Piper: Well that’s one way of getting out of it!
Austin is holding the affected region, and nearly loses his footing. The Rock is just about still on his feet, leaning on the ropes to keep him up. Seeing Austin still recovering from the low blow, The Rock sees his opportunity to pounce and walks over to Austin. But as he does so Austin turns around and stuns the Rock literally with a boot to gut and a Stone Cold Stunner! The Rock’s jaw is brought crashing down and the impact sends the Great One across the ring!
JR: The Rock thought Austin was seriously hurt from the low blow, but he was playing possum!
Piper: That stunner may have taken the last bit of fight out of Austin thought JR!
The Rock is laid out on his back, and Austin is trying desperately to limp over to him. Austin falls to his knees and just about manages to make the cover!
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The Rock’s hand is touching the bottom rope! The Rock’s hand had fallen onto the bottom rope as the referee’s hand was coming down for the three to break the count up!
JR: 2 ¾ for Austin, how close was that! So much passion, so much history between these two men, the fifth encounter, and they still cannot be separated!
Austin is shaking his head back and forth, in a state of exhaustion. The fans don’t know what more either man can do to each other. Austin looks around him and sees every chair remaining is battered beyond recognition. Slowly, he rolls to the outside, lifting up the apron. From under the ring Austin brings out yet another chair, this one is new and yet to be tarnished. Austin rolls back into the ring with a look of true grit and hellish determination etched across every line of his face. Austin swears at the Rock, standing over him with the chair.
JR: Last time these two met, it was a chair that ended it all, but it was by the Rock’s hand!
Austin stares at the Rock, before lifting the chair up and bringing it down hard across the chest of the Great One. Rock is squirming in pain, as Austin lifts the chair up a second time, and brings it down this time across the right arm and side of the Rock! The Rock is in agony and is backing away from Austin to the corner. But Austin follows him slowly, the chair still in hand, limping from his right leg. Austin follows the Rock to the corner, as the brahma bull looks if his destruction is inevitable.
Piper: The Rock has been backed into the corner, and Austin has the Chair!
Austin raises the chair once again over his head, but the crowd are stunned when The Rock sticks out his leg, powerfully kicking Austin on his right leg! The injured leg gives out on the Texas rattlesnake, and Austin goes to ground, losing his grip on the steel chair! A flash of opportunism floats across the Rock’s face, and he grabs the Chair! The Rock gets gingerly back to his feet, the chair in hand, and lifts it up, bringing it crashing down on Austin’s right leg! Austin is howling in pain, as The Rock lifts the chair up and brings it down a second time on Austin’s leg! Three, Four, Five, Six times The Rock batters Austin across his leg and chest with the steel chair!
JR: Come on Rock! Enough is enough!
Piper: Are you forgetting something JR? Austin did exactly this to the Rock the last time they met!
Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The crowd are gasping at each brutal shot with the steel chair by the Rock. Austin is rolling in severe pain, The Rock’s face is expressionless for once. Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, the chair is battered and twisted beyond recognition as it has been brought down time and time again onto Austin’s body. The Rock holds the chair, stands over an unconscious Austin, and looks at the chair. Lifting it up one final time, The Rock brings it down across the sternum of Austin. This time Austin doesn’t move on it’s impact, but rather lies there, the only movement being the faint breathing. The Rock drops the Chair, and slowly drops to his knees. He lies on top of Austin, holding his shoulders to the mat as the referee counts
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JR: We always knew it was going to be a war folks, but I never quite imagined how brutal this would be
Piper: The Rock has defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin, with 16 chair shots, they very same number that Austin used on the Rock the last time they faced each other!
JR: You wanna talk about rivalries, you wanna talk about feuds that are remembered in the annals of time. I think the Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be remembered for a long, long time.
The camera swtiches from the UWF arena to a corridor backstage. The Global Championship can be seen over the shoulder of a man with his back to the camera. The Man turns around and it is none other than the Big Red Monster Kane. Paul Bearer is nowhere to be seen. Kane’s face fills the titantron in the arena as he begins to speak.
Kane:
Halloween is here. The one night in the calendar when evil becomes socially acceptable. You’d think it would have some sort of effect on me, but it does not. For what I do tonight to Austin Aries, is what I do 365 days a year. Destruction. Pain. Misery. All things that you will witness in that ring tonight. It is business as usual. I will show no mercy and take no prisoners. This Championship is mine and mine to keep, and anyone who tries to take it away from me will suffer the same fate as the man I took this belt off of. Austin Aries, I know you are in the back preparing for our match. And I know you are listening to every word that I say. But seeing as it’s Halloween night, I think it’s only appropriate that I tell you a little story.
You see once there was a brave noble, who came to a village to rescue it from a fiery monster. The noble thought he was strong enough, fast enough to defeat the monster that was plaguing the town. The noble challenged the monster to a battle. And so they fought, tooth and nail. The noble stabbed the monster and ran it through with his sword. The monster was dead to all the world, and the brave noble celebrated in triumph. But as he turned his back, the monster opened his eyes and came back to life, the man did not stand a chance. He was butchered and his carcass was strung up for all the villagers to see.
You see Austin there is a reason why I am telling you this story. For whatever you throw at me tonight, and I expect you to throw everything at me. I will still survive. You may think you have me beaten, you may think that I have been felled. But that will be the very time that I am at my most dangerous. When you turn your back, I will strike just like the monster of the story. You cannot kill me Austin, but I can and will destroy you and your dream of ever holding this Championship. After tonight, you will have no more excuses. You are entering the ring with a monster who knows no limits to the chaos he can cause. And now that I have this Championship around my waist, it is my duty to destroy all those who pose a threat to it. This brand has deserved a strong Champion for a long time, and now it has one. My reign of fire is just beginning Aries, and you will be one of the first nobles to fall at my feet.
So enjoy your Halloween night everyone, I know this monster will.
Kane laughs to himself as the camera fades away……
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Howard Finkle: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the UWF Global Championship!
Introducing first, being accompanied by Paul Bearer; weighing in at 320 pounds; he is the current UWF Global Champion.... KANE!!
And introducing his opponent, from....
Kane runs up and ambushes Austin Aries on the stage as they are already brawling, even before the match has started! Austin Aries struggles to keep with with The Big Red Machine in the brawl outside the ring, but his injuries on his ribs and ankle is proving too much for Aries to stress. Kane nails a huge knee to the ribs of Aries and Aries goes down hard, feeling a bit of a shock from behind struck on the ribs from Kane's massive knee. Kane sees that Aries is on his hands and knees and starts to club the back of Aries. Aries winces after every shot to his back region but Kane keeps on hammering away on Aries. Paul Bearer is seen smiling and laughing while Aries is trying to get onto his feet, despite the assault he's taking from Kane. Kane is finally done with the fist clubs so Aries tries his luck and punches Kane in the stomach, then rams him to the security barricade by the ramp and holds him in place, but his ankle is affecting his movement so Kane clubs Aries on the back a couple more times and shoves him away. Aries then tries to limp up to Kane but Kane boots Aries in the face and goes down. Kane then approaches Aries and chucks him onto the security barrier and hits a barrage of fists to the face and gut of Aries, then a throat thrust to fully bring him down to the ground. Kane then picks up Aries and walks with him to the ring where he throws him into the ring, then enters it himself as the bell rings to officially start the match.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kane walks up to the already damaged Aries as Aries tries is best to use the ropes to help himself up but Kane goes within arms reach of Aries and punches him on the lower back region, giving a jolt of pain to Aries' spine. Aries goes down while Kane continuously stomps onto the back of Aries, making sure that he's staying down for a while. Kane backs off under the ref's orders but he decides to go back to Aries and stomps on him some more. Aries tries his best to get up from the brutal assault but Kane lands a big stomp to the back of the head of Aries which brings him down to both knees, then starts to club the back of the head. Aries is in huge trouble now as Kane has the clear upper edge in his match, then turns over Aries and punches his broken ribs a couple of times. Aries retreats to ringside to prevent Kane from attacking his weak points, even turning around to see Bearer creep up to Aries. Bearer acts all innocent at ringside as Aries is getting counted out, but doesn't see that Kane is leaning oveer the ropes and uses his giant frame to grab Aries by the head and brings him onto the apron. Aries struggles to be released from Kane's grasp but Kane ends up flippin Aries back inside the ring!
Cole: Oh my I think Austin Aries is in huge trouble John! Kane has a huge advantage by attacking Arie's injured body parts, and it's proving to be too much for Aries!
JBL: Well if this is too much for Aries then he shouldn't be in the ring! Simple as that Michael!
Aries is laying flat on his back after being tossed in the ring, but Kane isn't done with Aries. Not by a long shot! Kane lifts up Aries and chucks him to the corner hard, Aries feeling the impact on his back while Kane kicks Aries in the ribs once, then holds him onto the corner as he nails some punches to the stomach of Aries followed by a huge uppercut that brings Aries into a sittin position. Kane brings Aries back to the corner and continues to pummel Aries with a series of strikes until Aries falls back to his knees. Bearer is preaching some manical nonsense at ringside as Kane whips his hair back and brings Aries to the center of the ring, and sets him up for a suplex by grabbing the tights of Aries. Aries though hooks the leg with his own to prevent being suplexed, then grabs Kane's tights as a counter and goes for his own suplex but doesn't have the strength to do so. In fact he actually pressed more pressure onto his injured ankle so Aries is forced to let go of Kane all together, Kane quickly seizes the opportunity by whipping Aries to the ropes, then waits for Aries to return (Aries is limping by this point) and Kane hits a big boot onto Aries as Aries crashes to the mat hard! Aries rolls towards the ropes while Kane looks into the crowd and gives them a stare while they boo Kane heavily!
Cole: Oh my the fans aren't liking Kane tonight folks! He just may get booed out of the building if this keeps up!
Kane looks away from the crowd, appearing not to be pleased with what they have to say as Kane picks up Austin Aries and throws him to the corner again. Kane then backs up to the other side of the ring as Aries is in a daze, Kane runs up and goes for a running clothesline but Aries jumps out of the way and Kane ends up crashing onto the corner hard! The crowd pops now that Aries has finally escaped the wrath of Kane and now it's time for Aries to get his offense in! Kane turns around, angry that he missed the charge but Aries ends up dropkicking Kane onto his chest and Kane falls through the ropes, crashing to the outside! Kane lands on his back while Bearer tries to help out his Global Champion but Aries is seen standing at the ropes, then jumps over them and lands on both Kane and Paul Bearer with a Crossbody Vault! Bearer and Kane are both down, Aries apparently felt the impact on his ribs but is happy that Kane is down none the less so he picks up the champion and throws him back inside the ring. Aries is then seen stepping onto the apron but is climbing the ropes rather than entering the ring. Aries makes it to the top turnbuckle, struggling to apply weight onto his ankle still, while Kane is making his way back up. Aries then sees his opporunity and leaps off the ropes and dives towards Kane but Kane catches Aries by the throat, then lifts him up for a Chokeslam From Hell but Aries counters that into a DDT!
JBL: Well look at that Cole, it looks like Aries isn't a wuss after all!
Again the crowd pops for seeing Austin Aries in the driver's seat again but Paul Bearer doesn't look too happy with Aries. Aries is up and is seen limping still but notices that Bearer has jumped onto the apron and is yellin at Aries. Aries runs up and tries to knock off Bearer down but Bearer retreats back to ringside. Aries tells the man to piss off but Kane is up and he's ready to attack! Kane rushes up to Aries but Aries lifts up Kane briefly, but enough to drop him onto the ropes. Kane falls to the mat and rolls away from Aries as Aries leans on the ropes to rest but Paul Bearer uses the urn and smacks the weak ankle of Aries from ringside! Aries falls onto his knees and tries to comfort his ankle, looking like it's swollen up after the shot. Aries sucks it up and rises back to his feet but Kane appears again and kicks Aries in the stomach, then hits a throat thrust which sends Aries to the ropes while gasping for air. Kane sees that Aries is in trouble again and walks up to him and hit a huge uppercut which forces him over the ropes and lands on his good foot at ringside. Aries tries to step on his bad foot but the pain is too much for him to bear and ends up limping away but Kane exits the ring and tosses him onto the security barrier, preparing for a beating.
Cole: What is that monster planning on doing with Austin Aries now?
Kane walks up and hits another throat thrust to Austin Aries as Aries goes onto his hands and knees after the shot, but Kane ends up lifting up Aries and drops him down with a body drop onto the ground! Kane whips is hair back again while the fans nearby are jeering at Kane. Kane only glares at the ones in front of him while picking up Aries and throwing him back inside the ring. Kane looks at Bearer who lectures him outside the ring to make sure that Austin Aries suffers badly. Kane can only look at him before turning back to the ring and tries to enter it but Aries runs up to the ropes and does a baseball slide and kicks Kane in the face with his good foot, sending Kane crashing onto the security barrier. Aries exits the ring and gazes at Bearer while throwing Kane back inside the ring. Aries goes back inside the ring and walks up to Kane. Aries brings Kane to the corner and holds him in place then manages to lift him up to the turnbuckle, then begins to climb the rope. The crowd pops loudly knowing that Austin Aries is planning on doing the Brainbuster from the ropes, but Kane kills the momentum by throwing Aries off the ropes. Aries lands on his bad foot and yelps in pain as Kane quickly drops to the mat and kicks Austin Aries in the gut, then executes the Falling Powerbomb onto Austin Aries. Kane then follows up with the cover...
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And Austin Aries kicks out! Kane looks up to the ref and asks again what the count was. The referee tells Kane that the count was 2 and Kane figures there's no point in arguing with the referee. Kane picks up Aries and chucks him to the corner again, this time he backs up to the opposite side then runs up to Aries, ramming with with a VICIOUS clothesline that sends Aries's neck snapping back and crashing to the mat. Aries is feeling a whiplash-like effect on his neck but Kane continues on the assault by placing his foot onto Aries' face and applies pressure onto his facial bones. Aries is kicking his legs, trying to get Kane to release the foot as his face is enduring a lot of pain right now, but Kane is eventually forced to let go of Aries under the ref's orders. Kane is getting annoyed of the referee by now so he chases him away from his reach, the poor referee trying to restrain order on the Big Red Machine but isn't doing so well. Kane turns around back to Aries and walks up to him again, picks him up and brings him to the center of the ring but Aries punches him in the stomach in desperation then runs to the ropes, runs back and goes for a dropkick but Kane grabs onto the bad foot of Aries and lets him fall to the canvas, then hammers away onto the injured foot of Aries!
JBL: Haha I love it! Pays to keep things simple, doesn't it Austin Aries?
Austin Aries winces at every rapid shot that Kane is making to the swollen ankle of Aries, the pain building up after every blow as Kane is getting really angry at Austin Aries now. Kane drops the foot of Aries and looks down at the injured #1 Contender, his breathing is noticebly getting much quicker and heavily. Kane then backs up a few paces as he raises his hand up, signalling for the Chokeslam which draws a huge negative reaction from the crowd. Aries gets up and looks to be in a sorry state, his face pure red from being in so much agony as he turns around and Kane quickly grabs onto Arie's throat. Arie's eyes are wide-eyed at Kane as Kane moves his face close to Aries' and says somethin cryptic to him. Aries though didn't like what he heard and instead kicks Kane in the gut then jumps up in the air as he hits an enzuirgir kick to the head of Kane! Kane falls to the ground and appears to be unconious, allowing Aries to catch a quick breather while the fans applaud for Aries. Aries gets to his feet but has to tumble back to the ropes to catch himself from falling. He looks at Kane who is on his hands and knees now but Paul Bearer grabs the bad ankle of Aries and tries to squeeze it, but Aries turns around and stomps onto the hand of Bearer. Bearer jerks back as Kane comes charging after Aries but Aries lowers the ropes and Kane ends up going over the ropes and crashing to ringside!
Cole: Smart play from Austin Aries! You were saying John?
JBL: I was saying that Austin Aries should be more aware of his surroundings. Y'know not doing anything stupid, etc.
Austin Aries looks down and sees that Kane is getting back up again, so he tries to do another baseball slide kick again but this time Kane sees it coming and catches Aries by the legs and brings him outside the ring. Kane throws Aries onto the security barrier and lands numerous punches to the head and gut of Aries, then lifts him up in a bearhug position then rams him onto the steel post nearby! Kane though backs up as Aries yells out in pain and rams Aries onto the steel post again, damaging the spine of Aries as he drops to the ground and tries to comfort his back. The referee is counting out the two men still as Kane picks up Aries and throws him back inside the ring, but not before staring at the crowd again. Kane slides back under the ropes as Aries is making his way back to his feet and runs after Kane but Kane lifts up Aries by the side and keeps him on his hip as he walks around the ring, then drops Austin Aries into a sidewalk slam! The move produced a huge noise as Aries is arching his back while laying on the ground, his back appearing to be stinging after that move. Kane gets back up and pulls back the glove on his hand as Paul Bearer talks to the camera again, preaching on how Kane is going to destroy Austin Aries tonight. Kane lifts up Aries as he picks him up for another Falling Powerbomb but Aries punches Kane in the head a couple of times, then executes a hurricarana onto Kane and goes for the cover right there!
Cole: It's over!
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JBL: See this is exactly was I was talking about Michael. He should've just stuck with the basics and now he's badly injured himself!
Austin Aries is still grunting in pain after having his ribs driven into Kane's hard knees as Kane makes his way back up. Kane looks like that he wants to deliver even more punishment to Austin Aries now, this match is clearly far from over in his mind! Aries gets back up after much determination but Kane turns him over and hits a powerful rib breaker onto the already weak ribs of Aries! Kane then looks down and has the faintest hint of a smile as he starts to knee the ribs of Aries a couple of times. Kane then hits an elbow drop to the ribs of Aries, Aries yelping after every blow, Kane then bounces off the ropes and runs after Aries, leaps high in the air and hits Aries with a brual jumping elbow drop to the chest area of Aries! Kane whips his hair back again as he runs and bounces off the ropes, then goes for another jumping elbow drop but Aries rolls out of the way and Kane lands onto the canvas hard! Kane shakes his elbow after landing onto the canvas but Aries comes around and nails a superkick to the back of Kane's head! Kane goes down as Aries runs to the ropes and hits a no handed Springboard Moonsault onto Kane! Kane is down and Austin goes for the legs after briefly holding onto his legs and straps in the Figure 8 Leg Lock onto Kane!
Cole: Look at this John! Austin Aries has the modified figure four leg lock strapped onto Kane!
JBL: Yeah he better have that strapped on real tight or Kane will never give him another chance to do so.
Kane realizes where he is at now and starts to yell out in pain from the Figure 8 Lock that Austin Aries has on. Aries looks at Kane with determined eyes and yells at him to tap, but Kane can only look away in pain while screaming out loud. Aries looks like he has the weight of the world relieved from his shoulders with this move locked in but Kane reaches foreward and starts to hammer onto the weak ankle, which forces Austin Aries to release the Figure 8 Leg Lock. Aries winces in pain as he yells to himself, saying that he was so close to actually winning the match right there. Kane is back up again and has a smile on his face now, thinking about how pathetic Austin Aries is sounding right now. Even Paul Bearer from ringside is laughing at Austin Aries futile attempts to win the match over Kane. Aries looks hurt from the laughter as he uses the ropes to help himself back up, not too sure what to do next as he's in a whole world of trouble right now.
JBL: Yeah get em Kane! Finish off that sorry excuse of a Global Championship Contender!
Cole: A little bit harsh, aren't we John?
JBL: Not in the slightest Michael.
Austin Aries takes a deep breath as he knows that he has to outsmart Kane, knowing that he's in a very bad position at the moment. Kane tightens up his glove again, apparently considering going for another Chokeslam attempt onto Aries. Aries runs up and slides under Kane, then jumps onto his back and gets Kane into a sleeper hold. Kane doesn't seem phased by it as he calmy walks around the ring, grabs onto the arm of Aries and tosses him to the mat. Aries gets up while holding onto his back, but Kane follows up by picking up Aries in a Tilt-A-Whirl style, then places him on his shouler and nails a front powerslam onto Austin Aries! Aries is down from the move and Kane shoots back up to his feet, then does the cutthroat taunt to the crowd as they know what's coming next! Kane looks down and picks up Aries as he glares at him for a moment, then flips him up and turns him over upside down as he looks into the crowd and is about to go for the Tombstone Piledriver but Aries is trying to kick out of it. Kane then gets a better grip onto Austin Aries and finally nails the Tombstone Piledriver onto Austin Aries! Aries is laying motionless on the canvas now as Kane places Arie's arms onto his chest and then goes for the pin right there!
JBL: It's over Cole, Kane's won it right there!
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Cole: Oh my, the referee is down! Kane is down as well but he can't get the pinfall!
Austin Aries doesn't realize that he knocked down the referee after the Super Brainbuster so he tries to go for the cover, but notices that something is horribly wrong after he doesn't hear the referee counting. Aries turns around and notices that the referee is down, so goes towards him and tries to wake him up. The referee is out cold so Aries shakes his head in annoyance while Paul Bearer climbs onto the apron and begins to yell at Aries. Aries has had enough of him and tosses him inside the ring. Bearer gets on both knees in front of Austin Aries, pleading for his forgiveness. Aries shakes his head as he kicks Bearer in the stomach and then knees him in the face! Bearer goes down as Austin is going wild all over Paul Bearer, not pleased with how Bearer is treating Austin Aries in this match. Bearer tries to slip under the ropes but Austin Aries pulls him to the center of the ring and lifts up Bearer, and nails him with a Brainbuster! The crowd is going nuts once again and Paul Bearer is down for the count, but Kane is back up and he's ready for a fight with Austin Aries!
Cole: Here we go ladies and gentleman!
Aries is completely ignoring his injuries right now as he's getting fired up. Kane is back on his feet and already he's lunging towards Aries, Aries though sees it coming and hits some various shots to the head of Kane. Kane tries to fight back but Aries throws him to the ropes, then bends down for a backdrop but Kane hits a running DDT as a counter to Aries. The crowd boos again at Kane as The Big Red Machine lifts up Aries and tosses him to the outside! Kane then exits the ring as Aries gets back up and knees Kane in the stomach, then walks with him up the ramp and throws him onto the security barrier. The crowd is cheering loudly for Aries as he knees Kane in the face then hits some punches to the side of the head, making sure that the Global Champion is stunned enough so he won't fight back. Aries gets Kane onto his feet and brings him onto the entrance stage and throws him onto the wall by the curtain. A loud
thump is heard as Kane collides with the wall, Austin Aries then brings Kane near the edge of the stage where a bunch of audio equipment and tables are layed out at. Aries has the idea to shove Kane onto the tables standing 15 feet below but Kane manages to elbow Aries in the head then an uppercut to the chin. Aries falls back away from the edge but Kane quickly grasps the throat of Aries and brings him by the edge of the stage, then lifts him up high in the air but Aries manages to slip out behind Kane, then moves behind him as he manages to lift up Kane with a belly to back suplex and they both fall onto the tables 15 feet below the stage!!
Cole: OH MY GOD!!
JBL:Holy Shit! Did I really just see that Cole?!
The crowd is chanting 'Holy Shit!' as both Aries and Kane are down for the count in the mess below the stage. Aries and Kane aren't seem to be moving at all as the fans are going bezerk for seeing Kane receiving a belly to back suplex from Austin Aries! The referee is still down in the ring so he can't have the match end right there, but it doesn't seem to matter because Austin Aries is slowly making his way back to his feet! The crowd is astounded that Aries is getting up after a 15 ft. fall, Aries clearly having a lot of fight in him still. Aries looks to be in pain but has the fire in his eyes still, the fire that states that he wants to become the next Global Champion tonight! Aries turns around and sees that Kane is still down so he walks up to him, and tries to bring him up but Kane quickly thrusts his hand to Aries's throat, grabbing onto his hard as Kane gets back up and locks in a murderous glare to Aries. Aries is in complete fright now as he walks with Aries while grabbing onto the throat as he climb up the stares and head back onto the stage. They make it to the stage where Kane shoves Aries onto the screen placed onto the wall, making a sickening sound! Aries falls to a sitting position while leaning on the wall by Kane grabs a hold of the head and starts to smash the back of Aries' head onto the screen!
JBL: Rest in Peace Austin Aries! This is what you get for pissing off The Global Champion!
Aries is laying down on the ground, hurt from being banged up on the back of the head. Kane picks up Aries and places him into the fireman's carry position and walks down the ramp to the ring. He makes it to ringside where Paul Bearer is preaching to Kane, Kane then throws Austin Aries back inside the ring. Kane then climbs onto the apron and walks over the ropes to enter the ring. Kane is looking to crush the dreams of Austin Aries right now and finish off the match and Aries once and for all. He tightens up the glove again as he raises his hand high above the air, taunting Aries for the Chokeslam From Hell. Aries makes it to one knee as Kane makes sure to stay behind Aries, waiting for the right moment to strike. Aries makes it to both feet finally and groggily turns around to to face Kane but Kane grabs Aries by the throat once again, and lifts him high in the air and is about to slam him on his back but Aries manages to take down Kane and applies the Horns of Aries onto The Big Red Machine!
Cole: Look at this JBL! Austin Aries may win it right here!
JBL: No such thing Cole, Kane's too big to be kept down by such a simple move.
Kane is panicking now as Austin Aries has the Horns of Aries locked in tight to Kane, Kane already feeling like he's going to get choked out! Kane is kicking his legs around, trying his best to break free from The Horns of Aries but Austin Aries has the choke locked in tight and refuses to let go for anything, or so he thinks. Kane, despite being in tons of discomfort, notices that his hand is free and starts to fiercely punch Aries is certain spots, hoping that he'll loosen the choke hold a little bit. It's not until Kane starts to punch the injured ribs of Aries that causes Aries to cry out a little, and ultimately releases Kane from the Horns of Aries. Aries holds onto his ribs while Kane gets back up, ready for the kill this time as Aries shoots to his feet and leaps up to Kane, going for an enziguri kick but Kane catches Aries' with one hand, then places his giant hand onto Aries' forehead and applies a clawhold submission onto Austin Aries! Aries goes down onto both knees while trying to wring Kane's hand away from his skull but Kane is proving to be too strong for the #1 Contender!
JBL: The end is near for Austin Aries Michael.!
Aries is crying out in pain with his skull getting crushed by the force of Kane's gigantic hand. Aries tries once again to remove the hand of Kane from his forehand but The Global Champion pratically has the hand leeched onto the forehand, and won't be let go until Kane decides to let it go. Kane yells into the crowd as the fans are now booing loudly, Bearer yelling to the camera once again that this match is now over. Aries is now laying on his back after most of his remaining energy is being teared away from his body, his brain isn't getting enough oxygen after being crushed by Kane's hand. Aries is losing focus now since he's not moving around so much and Kane is seeing blood on the water. Aries isn't putting up much of a fight so the referee checks up on him to make sure he's still well. Aries tells the ref that he isn't done, and shakes his head while the fans are clapping for Aries. Aries uses the remaining strength to nudge himself towards the ropes, and manages to place his foot onto the bottom rope, utilizing a rope break which forces Kane to remove the Clawhold!
Cole: No John, Austin Aries is still fighing on!
Aries makes it back to his feet, using the help from the ropes while holding onto his head. Kane backs away while rotating his shoulder, then runs up and clotheslines Austin Aries out of the ring! Aries crashes to the ground but doesn't get up right away, but takes the time to catch a breather for a moment but Kane exits the ring and is about to go onto the assault again. He lifts up Aries into the firearm carry position and walks him to the iMPACT announcer's table, then places him onto the table. Kane looks on as the referee is doing the countout, then enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckles. He makes it to the top rope while Austin Aries gets onto his feet slowly, Kane then flies off the ropes and crashes onto the announcer's table, taking Austin Aries off his feet with a diving clothesline and they both crash off the table HARD! The crowd is amazed that both Kane and Aries are beating up each other pretty hard just to get the chance to become champion. The referee goes to the outside to check up on both men and sees that they're both down, but still breathing. The referee tries to call for EMT's but Kane pushes the referee by his foot and gets back up, telling the ref that he refuses to stop this match. He picks up Aries and throws him back inside the ring, then grabs the steel chair and enters the ring with it!
JBL: Haha play time's over Michael, Kane's about to end this right now!
Cole: But there's Disqualifications in this match John! Kane could lose the match if he goes through with this!
Kane raises the chair up as the referee tries to take it away from Kane but Kane scares away the referee, enough where he has to exit the ring completely. Kane waves the chair around as Aries gets back up and sees Kane with the chair, then apparently goes into a nervous breakdown as Kane approaches Aries with the chair, but Austin Aries gets smart again and superkicks the chair which collides with Kane's face, Kane then drops the chair and backs off as he holds onto his face while Aries goes behind Kane and gets him into a rollup while he's stunned!
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Cole: It's Mickie James! It's Austin Arie's women Mickie James coming out!
JBL: What in God's name is she doing out there Michael?
Mickie James appears on the stage and runs down the ramp, then enters the ring and tries to stop Kane from Chokeslamming Austin Aries. Kane releases Aries as he looks down at Mickie James, his size towering over hers. Mickie tries to stand her ground while looking into the eyes of The Big Red Machine but it's clear that she's trembling in fear right now. Aries is standing by the ropes and tries to lunge after Kane but Bearer grabs the legs of Aries and trips him down onto the mat and holds him in place. Aries is screaming out loud as Mickie tries to go for a slap at Kane but Kane grabs onto the hand of James, then grabs her throat and lifts her high in the air, then drops her into a Chokeslam!! Mickie James is lying motionless on the canvas now as Kane just stares down at James, Aries then summons up enough adrenaline and pushes Bearer with his feet to the security barrier, then enters the ring and RAGES on Kane with a hail of fists to the back, then tackles him to the ring and hits some mounted punches to the face of Kane, Kane trying to break free from the move but Aries isn't allowing Kane to leave and continues to punch his face in. The referee has Mickie James rolled out of the ring and the EMT's are checking up on her as Aries is still punchin Kane in the face, blood is seen pouring on his chin!
Cole: Kane's busted wide open!! Austin Aries actually managed to penetrate through the mask and made him bleed!
Aries moves away from the bleeding Kane as he goes on to check up on Micky James. Paul Bearer climbs into the ring and tries to tell of Austin Aries for attacking him that that but Aries clearly isn't in the mood anymore and grapples Paul Bearer and takes him out with another Brainbuster! Paul Bearer has been layed out on the canvas as Aries looks at Mickie James and notices that EMT's are coming down. Aries rolls Mickie out of the ring as the EMT's are checking up on her and places her onto a stretcher. Aries is out for blood now as he approaches Kane and furiously stops onto the back of the head of Kane, Kane trying to move away from Aries but Aries is in full rage mode now. Kane makes it to the corner but Aries continues to lay down some punches to the bleeding Kane, then whips the Global Champion to the opposite corner. Austin Aries then runs up to Kane and charges at him but Kane boots Aries in the head as Aries backs up a few paces, Kane then runs up to Aries and takes him down with a running DDT! Aries appears to be out now as Kane notices that Paul Bearer is down, then he too is feeling enraged at Austin Aries. He walks up to Aries and brings him up to his feet then lifts him up with both hands on Aries' neck and holds him in place! Aries struggles to breath but Kane doesn't care at this point, all he cares about is winning the match and retaining his title. The referee forces Kane to release Austin Aries, Aries going onto both knees to catch his breath but Kane picks him up and places him onto his shoulder, then nails a HUGE front powerslam to Austin Aries!
JBL: We both know this is the end for Austin Aries, Michael. Why doesn't he just quit now?
Cole: Oh come on John, I bet Austin Aries still has some left in the tank. He wants that title more than anybody in the lockeroom!
Austin Aries isn't moving much after being pummeled to the ground from Kane, and Kane knows that the end is very near for Austin Aries. Kane watches though to see Austin Aries managing to get back up, Aries grimly looks at Kane and tries to walk to him but his ankle has finally failed and he falls to the mat. Kane smirks as he approaches to the finished Aries as Aries crawls towards Kane, still thinking that he's got it. Kane stops in his tracks as Aries uses Kane's tights to help himself up, trying to get a handle on Kane but Kane can only look down at the struggling Aries, not even feeling any pity for the #1 Contender. Kane then grabs Aries by the throat and lifts him up high in the air, finally executing the Chokeslam from Hell to Austin Aries! Aries is down from that but Kane looks to the crowd who is booing Kane very loudly, Kane then does the cutthroat taunt as he picks up Austin Aries and lifts him up, then drops him into the Tombstone Piledriver! Aries is knocked out completely as Kane then goes for the cover...
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Winner of the match and STILL UWF Global Champion... KANE!!
The crowd is not pleased with this result at all as Kane raises the belt up high and yells to the crowd, telling them that he's still the Global Champion. Paul Bearer enters the ring and they celebrate together as Austin Aries is rolled out of the ring. EMT's are checking up on Aries as his ankle may finally be blown out from the amount of abuse it's taken in this match. Kane then does his signature pose in the ring and flames shoot out from the ring posts, Kane looking like he's in full control until...
Cole: Wait a minute, that's the Money in the Bank Contract Holder Eddie Guerrero! What's he doing out here?!
JBL: I don't know Michael, probably up to something no good.
The crowd explodes upon hearing Eddie Guerrero's song and seeing him popping up on the stage, holding up the Money in the Bank briefcase high up in the air. Eddie looks and gives a sly smile to Kane from the stage while pointing to the briefcase, then run to the ring and slides inside it. The crowd is going bonkers now as Eddie yells at Kane then chases Paul Bearer out of the ring, Eddie then fakes a swing with the briefcase at Kane, then shoves it to the referee and tells him that he wants to CASH IT IN!
Cole: IT's HAPPENING JOHN! EDDIE GUERRERO's CASHING IN THE MONEY IN THE BANK!!
JBL: This can't be happening Michael...
Kane is looking shocked as Eddie Guerrero is prepared to be in the match, despite going through a tough battle in the ladder match earlier on tonight. The referee is a bit shocked that this is happening and is prepared to go for the bell but...
Cole: Oh now what is this?
JBL: Yes! Here comes the calvary!
The ref didn't signal for the bell yet because Hulk Hogan, Jack Swagger and Muhammad Hassan all appear on stage and run down the ring. They enter it as they both attack Kane and Eddie Guerrero inside the ring! The crowd is booing loudly since The Real Americans spoiled a potential cash-in. Eddie Guerrero gets thrown out of the ring from Jack Swagger while Hogan and Hassan are seen beating up Kane. Swagger is holding onto the Money in the Bank briefcase while Hogan and Hassan bring Kane to the center of the ring and they hit a double suplex onto The Global Champion! Kane is down and so is Bearer, who just got struck from Swagger. The crowd boos very loudly as Zeb Colter and Davari both enter the ring and the 5 men all raise their hands in the air. Swagger then hands Hulk Hogan the Money in the Bank contract as the crowd is firing massive amounts of heat to The Real Americans.
JBL: That's right! You border jumping beanie won't get to cash-in tonight! Haha I love this!
The Real Americans are still posing with Eddie Guerrero's briefcase as the camera shifts to somewhere else backstage.
Matt Striker is backstage being joined at this time by none other than Raw's own, Tyson Kidd and Natalya. The crowd pops for Kidd and Natalya because as of late, these two have really changed their behavior and become fan favorites. Striker holds the microphone up to his mouth as he's ready to find out what's on the couples' mind this evening.
Matt Striker
"At this time, I'm being joined by Tyson Kidd, who's really been making a name for himself here in the UWF, and along with Tyson, none other than the ever so beautiful, Natalya Neidhart. Now I have to ask you Tyson, the question that's on everybody's mind, what has been going on with you lately? I mean we haven't seen you on pay-per view since Summerslam, you get traded to Raw and lose to Dusty Rhodes, then we see just last week, a change of heart from you as you beat the Corporations own, Jeff Jarrett. Now my question is for you Tyson, is this for real or is this all some act? Because for months, you were one of the most hated men in this company."
Tyson Kidd
"No Matt, it's definitely real, what you see is what you get with me, there's no smoke and mirrors with me, no acting, this is me. I wake up in the Morning, I'm Tyson Kidd, I don't put on a mask, there's no face paint, what you see is what you get. Unfortunately for all these fans, when the UWF picked me up, I was just a young pissed off kid who really never had a chance to show everyone what he was capable of and now I can do that, I get to do it every single week and there's really nothing to be mad about. Look, I'm going to be successful no matter what, and there's still going to be thousands of fans cheering my name each and every week, so why not support them? Trust me Matt, it's a whole lot easier to do my job with everyone behind me rather than everyone throwing trash at me."
Matt Stiker
"Well okay, I guess I can see where you're coming from, so next I have to ask, what's next? What are you looking to do in the future because right now, all though you're a very promising young talent, some say you're not being utilized properly as you're not booked tonight and still in the four months you've been with the company, you've beaten Champions, but you've never actually taken part in a Championship match, so is that something you're looking to do in the future?"
Tyson Kidd
"Yeah for sure, I would love to get to where I should be in this company, and in my eyes, that's on top. I've proved in the past, like you said, that I can beat the Champions and just last week I beat one of UWF's so called 'Elites' in Jeff Jarrett as he's a member of the Corporation. So I know my time's coming, it's just really a waiting game right now. I could sit here and say that I'll be a World Champion but I think I need to do more to get an opportunity like that. I'm looking ahead and I see Survivor Series getting closer and closer and I'll tell you right now, there's nothing I would like more than to represent Raw at Survivor Series, now will I get that opportunity? I can't say, but it's something that I would love to do."
Matt Striker
"Interesting, now if you don't mind, I'd like to shift gears here and talk to Natalya for a second, for months Nattie, we've seen you, much like Tyson, act out in a sort of way that's made you hated for the longest time, and much like him, you seem changed. But I just wanted to know, because we have heard some rumors in the past, and we have seen you compete in the past here in UWF, is your in ring career over, you're just going to support Tyson, or will see you in an UWF ring once again?"
Natalya Neidhart
"It's funny that you ask that because really I can't say. I'm not the one that's in charge of that sort of thing, I'm in the best shape of my life and if you ask me can I still wrestle, you're darn right I can, you all saw that a few months ago in that battle royal for the Global Championship. But I look around, and who's really here that I can wrestle? There's not really anyone that I would want to wrestle? That's not really a cocky answer, but I mean really Matt, who is there? I can't think of anyone..."
Matt Striker
"Well I ..."
No challenge?
The camera turns to reveals the one and only Trish Stratus.
The Real “Best in the World” Trish Stratus:
Seriously? Do you not see a goddess standing before you? Do you not see the absolute best in women’s wrestling history? Do you not comprehend that there is none out there that can compete to the likes of me. There have been attempts but all have run away scared. The only one that dared challenge me was Maxine and she lost without offering me much of a challenge at all. And you… of all people you think that you can hang with the best in the world? Do you not see this belt draped over my shoulder? This very belt has been mine for years. And you think that there is no challenge. I look at you and I don’t see a challenge. I haven’t seen a challenge in years which is why I started managing and became… the best manager in history.
You say you aren’t trying to be cocky… but I’m just letting you know… someone like you doesn’t even deserve to be in the ring with someone like me. So yeah… anybody beneath me go ahead and challenge but just know… there is one true queen in UWF… only one true goddess and you are looking at her. You… are nothing more than a foot stool.
Tyson Kidd chuckles a bit as he leaves his woman on his own, Striker also leaves view, leaving Natalya and Trish alone as the crowd roars as everyone knew this confrontation was coming eventually. Natalya only exhales and then grins, as she looks on at Trish Stratus.
Natalya Neidhart
"Well isn't that cute? You know Trish, you talk a pretty big game for someone that's never been in the ring with me. Now that's a pretty big accomplishment beating Maxine, really something you should brag about. But what I don't understand is why UWF seems to think that you're some sort of goddess? These people don't, I don't, Tyson doesn't, heck, even people back home in Canada don't. A few months ago, back when Tyson and I were just starting the meteoric rise that we're on, I can recall being backstage and seeing you on a poster for Summerslam. I thought to myself why? Now look, I'm not going to deny that you were once great, ten years ago, you were the best. But this is two thousand thirteen. Times have changed, all you are now, is a manager and if you want to carry around that Championship that's long since been retired then go right ahead, if that's what it takes to make you go to sleep at night then I'm all for it, but just remember, that those days are far behind you. Those Championships don't matter, and you're no longer the best."
The real “Best in the World” Trish Stratus:
You are just so cute. Just so darn cute thinking that you are top stuff because your little boyfriend there is achieving something while you stand at ringside clapping your little hands. What you don’t seem to understand little girl is when I was a full time wrestler… that was when the best women’s wrestlers were around and I beat them all. And now you want to stand here in front of me and make all of these crazy accusations? Understand that I am a goddess because of all that I’ve done. I mean I have the main eventers of UWF looking to try to beat me. Who do you have after you again? Nobody. That is why I was the sole person on the poster of SummerSlam whereas you are an after thought.
As a matter of fact if it wasn’t for me you wouldn’t even be noticed right now. You would just be on the outside looking in wondering how you can be like Trish Stratus. Something all women wish to be but none will ever accomplish. And that is why I carry this belt around. To show each and every single one of you that there is no other woman that can ever compare to the likes of Trish Stratus. I only retired because the competition was gone. And looking at you… I’m pretty certain that I wouldn’t even break a sweat. But I will say congratulations… now you are finally relevant because you are in the presence of a goddess. But your face irritates me.
Natalya Neidhart
"Back when you were in your prime, winning the bikini contests, and all those cute little matches they would put you in, I started busting my ass, working hard, not just to stand here today, but to become the best female this business has to offer. You might be a seven time Women's Champion, but all that says about you, is that you lost it seven times too. That era is done Trish, that Championship no longer matters, and that must be why you have it in your possession, now look, I don't want your title, that means nothing to me, you don't have to tell me, I wasn't apart of that era, I already know. That is what you represent, but times change Trish, and as time goes on things evolve, that's what you're looking at right now. I'm not the next Trish Stratus, I never tried to be, I'm the one and only, Natalya Neidhart."
"People seem to put you on some pedestal that you don't deserve to be on. Why? That's beyond me. You were a model turned pro wrestler, as I child I was a pro wrestler, my whole life I've been waiting for this moment. Whether you want to admit it or not, this is a dream match, the best of two different eras. Now, I'm not too sure about you, but you said it yourself, I stand in the corner clapping my hands, so I have a lot of free time, and if you ever want to settle this debate about who's the best, you know where to find me."
The Real "Best in the World" Trish Stratus:
Nattie, Nattie Nattie. Sweet little Nattie. Is this just too much for your little head to comprehend. You hit your head too many times like your uncle Bret? You want to be the first Natasomething Neidhart. Your name isn’t really important Nattie. But understand… nobody wants to be you. Everyone wants to be me because although I did start off as a fitness model… I committed everything within me to become the best women’s wrestler that this industry has ever seen. I devoted my life and broke bones for this business. I did everything to show that I am the best. And while I am a seven time champion… how many times have you been a champion Nattie? Or is that something you’d rather not mention. If not I understand.
But let me help you understand something else. The reason why I am on this pedestal is not only because of the fact that I’m the greatest women’s wrestler but being the greatest manager. I am the best at everything that I do. That is why you can look at me and say that this woman is… the best in the world. Now as far as a dream match? For you… yes dear it would be because you will get to be in the ring with a true diva. A true champion. A true hall of famer. A true goddess. But… I guess it could be nice for me because I’ll get to shut your trap and you’ll realize… you will always be nothing compared to Trish Stratus. Just a black stain that Canada wishes they could forget. Now while you go and be with your little boyfriend in the undercard… I kind of have my hands full managing my men to victory. Time is money. But if you want to be famous… I can always lace up my boots. I am a giver.
Just Roberts: The following contest is a No Disqualification, No Countout match for the UWF European Championship, introducing first the challenger, from Cincinnati, Ohio weighing at 225 lb; Dean Ambrose!
Justin Robert: And his opponent, representing the Corporation, he is the current UWF European Champion, from Boston, Mass; John Cena!
The electricity is at a new high as one of the two of the biggest players in UWF square in the middle of the ring, John Cena and Dean Ambrose have a tremendous and storied past and tonight is no difference. Dean Ambrose and John Cena don’t stare at each other, they literally go nose to nose, eye to eye with each other, forehead to forehead. Dean Ambrose and John Cena have yet to move, a word is yet to be uttered, and the crowd is already on their feet in anticipation of another classic between these two. Finally Dean Ambrose speaks and remains John Cena of a truth “
you CAN’T beat me.” John Cena gains a snarl across his face and replies “tonight that’s going to change.” Ambrose smirks in response “oh yeah?” and slaps John Cena across the face and backs off opening up his arms “
I’m right here! Do your worst!”
Piper: JR, there’s something in the air tonight about these two.
JR: Hotrod, we were there when they faced off at Wrestlemania for the World Heavyweight Championship but while this isn’t Wrestlemania nor for the World Heavyweight Championship the hatred and intensity between these two make it just as big and with the added stipulation of a No Disqualification match; all hell will break loose on Halloween.
John Cena holds his chin and snarl turns into a smirk, almost acknowledgement that it’s on and returns the favour but Cena doesn’t go in with an open palm slap but a closed right hook and the fans get onto their feet and two begin to exchanged close fists. This is a slogfest with these closed fists lighting up each other’s face, they continually exchange for a good ten blows each but neither man is losing balance or position. Ambrose and Cena are fighting to stand still in the middle of the ring with their blows which leads to Dean Ambrose changing his uncanny offense to a headbutt to the face John Cena but Cena replies with one of his own and now both men are trading headbutts in the middle of the ring.
JR: These two men have barely been in the ring for five minutes and already they are headbutting each other.
Piper: JR, these two hate each other that much and they won’t lay down in a straight up fist fight so it’s gonna have to be headbutts to get the job done.
Finally the deadlock is broken by John Cena having enough of exchanging blows; drives his knee and upper thigh into the gut of Dean Ambrose before Irish Whipping Dean Ambrose across the ring; Ambrose momentum sends him back into the raised elbow of Cena knocking Ambrose down to the canvas but Ambrose stumbles back to his feet. John Cena watches Dean Ambrose turn around and boots him in the gut and goes to follow up with an Attitude Adjustment in the early going but Dean Ambrose wriggles out of the fireman’s carry and pushes John Cena into the ring ropes. Cena springs back and ducks underneath the clothesline attempt of Dean Ambrose and launches himself off of the opposite ropes into a shoulder tackle. Ambrose hits the canvas and John Cena yells “
Not this time Dean!” taunting Dean Ambrose who picks himself and turns around and punches Cena in the face before following up with another stiff right hook and finally discus clothesline to knock John Cena down to the canvas. With John Cena down on the canvas, Dean Ambrose drops to his knees and grabs the head of John Cena and begins to pummel Cena in the head trying to bust him up the hard way.
JR: Look at how hard Ambrose is punching Cena in the head there Hotrod.
Piper: There will be blood in this match JR; this feud is embroiled in blood.
Ambrose’s closed fisted blows slowly begin do some damage to the forehead of Cena as Dean Ambrose has managed to open a small wounded. Dean Ambrose looks at his knuckles and yells at John pointing to his right fist “
see this John, this is your blood and it’s on my hand!” before finishing up with another hard blow to the head knocking Cena onto his back. Dean Ambrose gets back to his feet and yells at the fans “he’s not bleeding enough!” before dropping down onto the canvas and rolling out of the ring, grabbing a steel chair Dean Ambrose slides back into the ring and slams it down on the canvas waiting for Cena to get back to his feet. Dean Ambrose as John Cena’s forehead in his sights and goes to drill Cena in the head but John Cena has alternative ideas and manages to boot in the never region and grabs the steel chair and drills it down across the skull of Ambrose. The dent is incredible, Ambrose holds his head in pain kicking the ground as Cena tosses the wrenched steel chair aside and yells “
this is what you want Dean? Then it’s on!” before rolling Dean Ambrose onto his back revealing a large gash across the forehead of Dean Ambrose but that doesn’t bother Cena as he hooks the leg of Dean Ambrose for the first pinfall attempt of the match.
JR: What a sickening chair shot.
Piper: Dean Ambrose’s brains are probably plastered all over that steel chair.
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Piper: JR I promised there would be blood and here we are, both men are fountains of blood.
JR: On Sunday we saw Dolph Ziggler bleed like a stuff pig and now we got both Dean Ambrose and John Cena painting the canvas red.
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JR: These men are showing no give against each other Hotrod.
Piper: JR, they might look bloodied and broken but it’s going to take a lot for these two be taken out completely.
Dean Ambrose smiles and licks the blood off of his lips and climbs out of the ring to follow John Cena but Cena takes a cheap shot to the gut of Dean Ambrose and gets back to his feet; Cena charges across the ringside area with Dean Ambrose and throws him into the corner of the ring barricade which gets rapturous reception of boos from the fans around him; Cena in his bloodied mess tells one of the fans where to stick it before grabbing the top of the barricade padding and rips it off of barricade to expose the cold steel. Cena grabs the head of Dean Ambrose and slams it down across the cold steel attempting to bust open the wound of Dean Ambrose. Ambrose stumbles backwards and seems slightly out of it as John Cena then proceeds to rip off the front of the barricade’s padding exposing the metal barricade behind it. John Cena grabs Ambrose and tosses him into the barricade back first, leaving bruises and marks across Ambrose’s back.
JR: John Cena is throwing everything at Dean Ambrose here folks.
Piper: JR, when you think about it, the last time John Cena and Dean Ambrose collided, Cena threw everything at Ambrose and it wasn’t enough but this time there is no disqualification nor countout, he has to take advantage of that.
Cena is still being taunted by the fans but he blows them off and grabs Ambrose and hauls him up and looks to throw Dean Ambrose into the first of three announcement tables; the Spanish one but Ambrose fires an elbow into the ribs of John Cena then proceeds to throw Cena face first into the table. Cena bounces off and staggers past the middle table which is the Raw announcement table but Dean Ambrose is in hot pursuit and grabs Cena again and slams him into the Impact announcement table, before finishing it off with an unbelievable stunt of grabbing Cena by the head and jeans and throws him straight into the timekeeper’s barricade but the barricade gives and implodes from the impact around Cena. Ambrose yells at John Cena “
yeah, how do you like it!?” then wipes more blood off of his face.
JR: Good god! These two warriors have Crimson masks and their bodies are destroying the our ringside area.
Piper: JR, I’ll keep saying, these two men are gonna kill each other to win this match.
JR: Dean, what the hell you doing!?
Dean Ambrose has marched over to the Raw announcement table and is beginning to rip it apart; somehow Cena staggers over to Dean Ambrose but Dean Ambrose has a television monitor in his hand and drives it across the head of John Cena, knocking him down and across the Raw announcement table. Dean Ambrose climbs onto the announcement table and the crowd in the National Ball Park are on their feet in anticipation of the big move as Dean Ambrose grabs the bloody John Cena and hoists him into the fireman’s carry looking to use John Cena’s own finishing move on him but John Cena isn’t going to be made a fool of and drives his elbow into the side of Dean Ambrose’s head and lands on his feet and lifts Dean Ambrose up onto his shoulder and yells “
Not THIS time!” before unexpectingly launches Dean Ambrose off of his shoulders and puts Dean Ambrose through the Spanish Announcement table before dropping down to his knees, dripping blood everywhere as the fans chant “Holy shit!”
JR: Good God! Dean Ambrose just got Attitude Adjusted through the Spanish announcement table.
Piper: JR, look at all the blood over our announcement table from these two men, John Cena is dripping his blood everywhere.
John Cena sits on the Raw announcement table and stares into the closest camera which is right up in his face, showing all the blood which has created a crimson mask concealing John Cena’s face. He roars into the camera “
it’s over, I’ve beaten him this time!” before staggering off the announcement table and tosses Dean Ambrose into the ring, John Cena slides into the ring after Dean Ambrose and makes a cover on Dean Ambrose.
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NO!” over and over again, shaking his head picking himself. Dean Ambrose is beginning to stir leading to John Cena to lean over Dean Ambrose and begins to shout and scream at Dean Ambrose to stay down but Ambrose responds with a massive slap across the face of John Cena before getting to his feet and grabs John Cena by the head and lifts him before dropping him into the One Hitter. The fans begin to cheer loudly expecting this to be it.
JR: How the hell did Dean Ambrose kick out of that AA and still find the strength to hit John Cena with the One Hitter?
Piper: JR, John Cena just can’t beat Dean Ambrose and there’s the proof.
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get up you sum-a-bitch!” Dean Ambrose pulls himself up using the ring ropes, Cena is ready to pounce as Dean Ambrose turns around he stumbles straight into the second Attitude Adjustment from John Cena. Now the National Ball Park is murmuring and booing as John Cena hooks the leg of Dean Ambrose.
JR: Surely Dean Ambrose is done.
Piper: It’s taken one Attitude Adjustment through the Spanish Announcement table and two Attitude Adjustments in the middle of the ring.
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Just give it up! You can’t beat me, you never will! Tap out!” but John Cena can only reply but spitting blood out of his mouth and hauling himself and Dean Ambrose towards the ring ropes. The fans are on the edge of their seats cheering for Dean Ambrose to beat the man from the Corporation but Cena has other ideas as he grimaces and pulls himself towards the ropes, a trail of blood is left in the ring from John Cena pulling himself towards the ring ropes.
JR: This is doesn’t win the bloodiest brawl of year folks, I don’t want will.
Piper: JR, I can’t help but agree with you; I’m surprised you never said it, so I will but men at home, put the women and children to bed because this is nasty and it’s not even over yet.
Referee Mike Choida askes Cena whose still a good three inches reach away from the ring ropes if he wants to give it up to his own submission; Dean Ambrose tells John to do it because he won’t win but Cena yells a defiant no and hauls himself towards the ropes and grabs the ring ropes but Dean Ambrose doesn’t have to release the hold.
Piper: Now that JR is what you call vengeance; all the bullshit John Cena has pulled on Dean Ambrose; this karma JR, karma!
Blood is spilling everywhere, not just John Cena’s but Dean Ambrose’s as well; ultimately Dean Ambrose releases the hold while Cena might have turned on Dean Ambrose, the fans and everything he stands for, he refuses to quit. Dean Ambrose wipes the Cena’s blood across his chest and mocks Cena whose eyes are blinded by his own blood with the “U ₡ ME” taunt. Cena stumbles to his feet, losing his foot straight into Dean Ambrose who boots Cena in the gut and hoists him into the Fireman’s Carry and just like at Wrestlemania, Dean Ambrose drops John Cena with the Attitude Adjustment.
Piper: Like salt in those open wound of John Cena.
JR: The move which has failed to put Dean Ambrose away might just have finished off John Cena, his own finishing maneuver.
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Piper: Third times the charm for John Cena it seems JR!
JR: The amount of hell both men have put themselves through is incredible.
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Dean Ambrose kicks out and reaches for the stars; the fans are gobsmacked, so is John Cena whose looking completely livid and mouths to himself “
why can’t I do it?” Before getting back to his feet and he points at the bloodied mess known as Dean Ambrose and yells “
I will not be denied tonight!” before dropping down to the canvas and rolls out of the ring and lifts up the ring apron and smirks, a sinister and evil grin across the face of John Cena and talks into the camera “
I won’t be denied. Happy Halloween folks!” before pulling a board covered in barbed wire! The fans “oooh” as John Cena lifts up this board and slides it into the ring, the fans are watching on anxiously as Dean Ambrose picks himself up but John Cena is lurking and ready to finish it.
Piper: JR, remember last year at Halloween Havok when Dean Ambrose and Raven battled to a grueling draw in the I Quit Barbed Wire Ropes Match?
JR: I do and that match was heinous and this match is about to go the same way; folks if you haven’t put the women and children to bed, I suggest you do it now.
John Cena waits and he waits for Dean Ambrose to staggering into him but Cena lifts Dean Ambrose up onto his shoulders and goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Dean Ambrose manages to wriggle out of it and pushes Cena; who wobbles in front of the barbed wire board but it’s about to get worst for him as Dean Ambrose gets Cena into a headlock and goes for the Headlock Driver but John Cena manages to wriggle out of it and nails Dean Ambrose with a forearm across the face; but Dean Ambrose fires back with a forearm himself, both men desperately trying to avoid the barbed wire then both men nail each other at the same moment but neither fall into the barbed wire.
JR: Piper, I can’t watch those two so dangerously close to fall into the barbed wire.
Piper: JR, I hate to say it but one of these bloodied and battered warriors as you would put it will end up in the barbed wire. The question is, has John Cena’s desperation to beat Dean Ambrose cost him.
Both John Cena and Ambrose are knackered, bloodied, bruised, battered and broken; the canvas is a dine of red from their bleeding foreheads; Dean Ambrose and John Cena get back to their feet and stumble in front of each other in the middle of the ring; everyone’s heart is in their mouth not knowing what’s going to happen next. Cena and Ambrose are staring each other down, nose to nose, bleeding forehead to bleeding forehead, eye to eye just like how this match started. Dean Ambrose smirks “
You can’t beat me, you never will beat me John! I WILL NEVER DIE!” before slapping John Cena across the face but Cena looks away his eyes are one of determination as he returns fire with a boot to the gut and for one final time he lifts up Dean Ambrose onto his shoulders and throws him planting him back first on the Barbed Wire. Ambrose’s body is laid out like a crucifix entangled in the barbed wire as John Cena collapses from the blood lost finally ontop of Dean Ambrose; mirroring their Wrestlemania finisher but this time the tables have turned as Mike Choida makes the count with the fans counting along with him.
JR: What a dramatic end to the match.
Piper: JR, it’s the Wrestlemania finish but reversed but has John Cena finally done it?
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Piper: Mercifully this match is over and what a match it was JR.
JR: Piper, Cena might have finally defeated Dean Ambrose but neither man won this match; all you have to do is look at that canvas and the blood split on it and it will tell the story.
-===Winner via pinfall at 32:02 and Still UWF European Champion: John Cena===-
Medics quickly rush into the ring to check on both men but Cena pushes them away and roars “
GET OFF ME!”
and get’s back to his feet, the blood pouring down his face but the fans aren’t even booing this villain they are cheering him for such a battle. EMTs and ring techs are trying free Dean Ambrose as John Cena stands above all with his UWF European Championship beating his chest yelling “
The Champ is STILL here!”
before rolling out of the ring and holds the championship above his head with the face plate facing the ring while he walks up the entrance ramp, dripping blood all the way up the long walk while the ring techs free Dean Ambrose which is when John Cena whose the very top of the staging remains there, his back facing the ring but the title is.
JR: Dean Ambrose is still which is unbelievable.
Piper: And John Cena hasn’t even moved from the spot is he saw Dean Ambrose freed on the titantron.
The EMTs try to treat Dean Ambrose but he pushes them away, even threaten with violence while his back is covered in cuts, all he can do is glaze at John Cena holding the UWF European Championship and feel nothing but rage and anger as the segment coming to a close with John Cena marching off to the back; not even taking a glance around his shoulder at Dean Ambrose while the fans applaud Dean Ambrose whose still standing in the middle of the ring.
As Halloween Havok rolls on, the cameras pan backstage to Eddie Guerrero in a dark room, but this time his demeanor is different. He is hanging his head and looking down, a shadow cast on his face.
Eddie Guerrero: Hogan, let me ask you a question, holmes. Did you think that because I was calm and relaxed and just enjoying life earlier this evening that I had become that and only that from here on out? Did you think that was the perfect excuse to rain on my parade, to show me that life wasn't worth kicking back and relaxing in or enjoying? Did you three think that I would just brush it off and not retaliate about it? Well I don't know who put any of that in your head, man, because that was a fatal mistake to make. It's true, I was calm and relaxed and enjoying my life, I'm still enjoying my life, but the fire within, the proud Hispanic flame, the Latino Heat, that still lingers and it still burns and your rain isn't nearly enough to extinguish it. Life is worth enjoying, and I can justify kicking back and relaxing, but that's just been put on hold. I'm not going to brush this off, I'm going to retaliate and I'm going to retaliate hard, Hogan, you have no idea what you've just brought upon yourself.
If you'd just stopped me from cashing in my briefcase and becoming Global Champion, it's likely that I wouldn't be as angry with you as I am right now. But you couldn't leave it at that, you had to take the briefcase like a common thief, you had to steal it from me. I shake my head at your stupidity, ese', because you've clearly forgotten who you're dealing with. Stealing is one of things I specialize in, and you're going to forever be reminded of that when I steal something of yours. Actually, allow me to make myself more clear, you're going to forever be reminded of that when I steal everything from you, from each individual hair on your head to the legacy that you've carved out for yourself, and when you're on the receiving end of this revenge, pleading for mercy and looking around for help, you're going to realize that you've alienated everyone that ever wanted to have your back or share some of your light with you over the years, you're going to be completely alone. No Hassan, no Daivari, no Jack Swagger, no Bradshaw. No one will be there to help you up, and only I will be able to hear you scream.
But I'm not coming alone, Hulk, I bring with me a pack of vultures that want to make you pay for your mistake just as passionately as I do. When we swoop down to deliver your comeuppance unto you isn't what you should concern yourself with though, holmes. What the priority of your worries needs to be is the fact that we're coming period. I'm going to take back what's mine in a blaze of glory, Hulk, and after the conquest, when the flames left in my wake's final ember fades to black, the world will see that Hulk Hogan was never immortal at all.
The shadow envelopes Eddie entirely and the screen becomes black as Halloween Havok heads elsewhere.
Halloween Havok is rolling along smoothly. The crowd is amped up and the ring has been cleared, everybody is waiting for the next match. But the lights dim much to the surprise of the audience. Up on the titantron it shows in big bold letters;
Up Next...
JBL: What the hell!?
Cole: Jeff Hardy is here!? What!? We weren't expecting this!
The crowd goes absolutely nuts at the surprise and then right in time with their huge reaction, Jeffs music begins to play.
"So You See The Writing On The Waaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll"
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"No More Words" hits the PA system and the fans continue to cheer loudly. Jeff dances out from behind the curtain to the beat of his music and panders to the crowd out on the stage. He throws his arms around and does the "Gunz" taunt before a massive amount of pyro shoots out from the stage! Jeff is rockin out and nods his head along with the crowd and music as he begins to jog down towards the Halloween Havok ring. Jeff sprints and slides in under the bottom rope, and rushes to the far turnbuckle, where he jumps up to the middle rope and hits his signature pose while the flashbulbs go off.
Jeff jumps down as the fans chant "HARDY HARDY HARDY!" and Jeff mouths "thank you" as he picks up a microphone from underneath the bottom turnbuckle. The reaction is still crazy as Jeff waits in the middle of the ring even after his music has faded out. The crowd is hot and when he gets a chance, Jeff speaks out.
JBL: What is this kid even doin here Michael!? He's not on Impact or Raw, he doesnt belong here
Cole: Would you let the guy speak?
Jeff Hardy:....Havooooooooooooooooooooooook!!!!
The "souled" (ha) out crowd cheers loudly for Jeff, who continues to speak once they quiet down.
Jeff Hardy: Man, what a road it has been. Over the past month or so, I have taken beating after beating, and grasped at opportunity after opportunity while only coming up short each and every time. Normally, I might get down on myself, I might even feel sorry for myself. Because I told each and every single one of you I'd win and make you proud but I could not manage to reach that goal. Three times now, three separate times man, I've climbed up the ladder, gotten a shot at the top, and then been kicked down. With each fall being harder hurting more than the last. First it was on Impact, strangely enough, where I came thiiiiiiiiiiiissss close man, this close!- to winning the Global Championship on the inaugural episode of Impact. But I was screwed over by The Great Khali's handler, Rajin Sighn, and I failed to capture the gold. Then, I had the King of the Ring chance. I was on a roll man, I was nearly there. But I was blindsided by a carbon footprint... courtesy of the new International Champion, Matt Morgan and he cost me my chance at winning the damn tournament. And then lastly, just this past week, at Bad Blood, I failed, yet again, to climb the ladder and achieve my dream. I couldn't even win the match I have made a name for myself in man, it is frustrating beyond all belief. I choked in that ladder match, and now, the man who screwed me is the champion, while I'm sitting at the bottom tryin' to make sense of everything.. which is why I requested time to come out here and speak my mind.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction, only because they're bummed out that Jeff hasnt done well, but dont know what he's getting at.
Jeff Hardy: I need this time to come out and talk to you, the people, my fans, my creaaaaaaaaatures of the night! Because at this time right now, I feel I need to admit something personal to all of you...
The fans hush and Jeffs head droops a little bit, preparing for the inevitable.
Jeff Hardy: I'm afraid to say, hell, I'm sorry to say that Jeff Hardys time on Anarchy is over.
Jeff looks honestly devastated and lowers his microphone. The crowd erupts with boos at the thought of Hardy throwing in the towel. Jeff runs his hand through his hair, trying to maintain his composure, as everybody knows he's an emotional guy.
JBL: GOOD RIDDANCE, SEE YA KID. You're a disgrace!
Cole: Can you ever say anything nice? The guys trying to bow out gracefully!
Jeff raises his microphone back up and speaks again over the boos.
Jeff Hardy: But I promise you that you have not seen the last of the Charismatic Enigma. I promise you that, cross my heart.
Jeff places his hands together and bows his head, saying "I promise" to the people who are booing him now, but Jeff smirks and holds the mic up once more
Jeff Hardy: Because tonight I just signed a new contract to joIN THE IMPACT... ROSTER!
Cole: WHAT!? JEFF HARDYS COMING TO IMPACT! What a treat!
JBL: God... Dammit! This is an outrage!
The fans nearly explode the damn building with the cheers because say what you want, Jeff is almost always a crowd favorite. Jeff smiles widely at the reception and the crowd is cheering and chanting. He speaks over the noise though.
Jeff Hardy: Thats right, Jeff Hardy is coming to Impact. I signed a new contract with Joseph Parks not more than a day ago, and I'm excited to be here on UWF Impact. But before anybody jumps the gun, I want to say that I was approached. I was the one who was offered a contract. I didn't sign this contract to run away from Anarchy. Because that will always be my first true home in this company. I signed this contract because I need to spread my wins, I need to be able to grow and to fly. Anarchy brought me down, almost to a bad place, and it was time for a change of scenery. So I signed, and the rest is history. But be ready, to expect the unexpected. Be reaaaddyyyyy.. for Impact to be taken to the extreme.. be ready for Jeff Hardy. Because if Impact wanted Jeff Hardy.. ask and you shall receive because Here. I. Come.
JBL: No! No God dammit no! We dont want you! Go away!
Cole: I cant believe this! Jeff Hardy signed with Impact! Jeff Hardy is coming to our brand!
Jeff drops his microphone with a "PFFT" and the crowd just continues to cheer even moreso now. Jeff Hardy turns around straight into a limping Austin Aries who drills Jeff Hardy in the gut with what seems to be a led pipe, the fans are making a ruckus as Aries follows through with a led pipe face of Jeff Hardy knocking him down to the canvas; Aries is visibly pissed off and angry at what happened earlier tonight is now taking frustration out on Jeff Hardy; leaning over Hardy he roars at him "
you think you can waltz in here and rob me of my opportunity? Not a chance Jeff!" as Halloween Havok switches to its next segment.
AJ Styles is seen walking backstage as the fans cheer like crazy, Jeremy Borash comes up to AJ, as he begins to speak
Jeremy Borash: AJ, AJ can I get a word with you real quick
AJ Styles: You may JB.
Jeremy Borash: AJ, you just got revealed as the fifth member of team RAW, what does this mean? Are you and Randy good now, and what about impact?
AJ goes as he tightens up his football gloves and he looks very intensely at the JB as AJ Styles begins to speak
AJ Styles: JB Randy and I we are fine now. You see all I ever wanted from Randy was to show the venomous side I have seen from him in the past. What I saw at the supershow last week, it made me want to join Randy's side. It made me believe that this man isthe man I want to go to war with JB. Ya see Randy he gets it, he understands what this company is all about. He wants nothing but the best from all the men in this industry, and not only that he wants what is best for these people... The fans. That is why I am going to help Randy get rid of the corporation. My boss Joseph Parks he understands, he is just like Randy he want what is best for the fans. He dosen't mind if I go and pull double duty and help out my old boss. Ya see JB the dangers of the corporation is big, I mean they will be looking to expand. We have four brands here JB, and it will be only a matter of damn time that these men go on and take over all the other brands, and JB I can't allow that too happen. Ya see JB I don't have to wait until Survivor Series to give the Corporation a hard time.
AJ goes and he lifts up his world heavyweight championship high in the sky. The fans cheer as AJ looks at JB dead in the eyes as he has a glimmer in it
AJ Styles: This right here JB, this world heavyweight championship is what the Corporation want. They want this belt so bad and they're not going to get it. I am going to go out in that ring tonight JB, and beat my old "friend" Kurt Angle. By beating Kurt Angle the corporations ego will be crushed. They will realize that there not as unstoppable as they think of. JB I have been beaten, battered, and bruised by these goons. They have tried to take me out, but JB like I have said before I am a phoenix from the ashes. You can break me down, you can take me out, but I will always rise again, bigger, badder, and stronger. That is who I am JB, and Kurt he will be lost with out his buddies at ringside here tonight... So JB right now I have to go and defend this world heavyweight championship, and trust me JB tonight for team will RAW will be simply...
Fans in unison say with Styles his trademark catchphrase
Pheeeeeennnoooooomenaaalll!
AJ leaves as the fans cheer like crazy as Havok moves on somewhere else
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentleman, this contest is your main event of the evening, and is for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship!
Roberts: Introducing the challenger, he hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and weighs in at 230 pounds. He is the "Corporate Gold Medalist" and the 2013 King of the Ring Winner.... KURT ANGLE!!!!
Roberts: And introducing the champion, he hails from Gainesville, Georgia and weighs in at 216 pounds. He is "The Phenomanol One" and your UWF World Heavyweight Champion.... A.J. STYLES!!!!
JR: Ladies and gentleman we are about to witness a great matchup between these two highly competitive superstars in the UWF! Anything can happen in this match!
Piper: I agree J.R., because even with The Corporation banned from ringside we are going to see a brand new champion!
JR: If you say so Roddy. Let's get this match on our way folks!
DING DING DING!
The bell rings and the World Championship is on the line. iMPACT’s reigning World Champion AJ Styles vs. Raw’s Corporation member Kurt Angle. The two immediately go to action as AJ immediately grabs Kurt in a belly to back position in a move that surprises Kurt but only for a moment, for Kurt grabs AJ’s arm and the King of the Ring arm drags AJ to the mat. AJ realizes he is not going to outwrestle Kurt and quickly decides to make it back to his feet. Kurt throws up his hands as if to say bring it. AJ takes a pause and fixes his knee brace as he strategizes what to do next.
JR: And I’d think AJ’s will to prove he’s the better man here tonight forced him into making a decision that may not have been the brightest in an attempt to outshine Angle in his go to style of mat wrestling.
Piper: AJ’s title reign isn’t going to last very long if he continues to outshine Kurt in all of his strengths.
Kurt calls for AJ to mat wrestle him once again to try and prove himself against the Olympic Gold Medalist and AJ agrees. As AJ goes forward Kurt goes down and AJ steps back before driving a kick right into Kurt’s midsection. Kurt is on all fours the wind knocked out of him as AJ picks him up and drives an elbow into the back of Kurt’s head. Angle takes refuge in the corner only to be right where AJ wants him, and drives a hard knife edge chop into his chest. AJ isn’t done there as he begins to drive right hands into the face of Kurt. AJ just wears Kurt down in the corner with shots until Kurt is forced to a crotched position in the corner.
JR: And the Champion, who has appeared to have been overlooked a lot in the past month of his reign is taking it to the King of the Ring winner with a fire I haven’t seen in quite some time.
Piper: Well of course the Champion has been overlooked JR. Half our weekly audience doesn’t give a damn about Raw or iMPACT!
AJ figuring he has Kurt right where he wants him pulls him out to the center of the ring where he begins to set up Kurt for a vertical suplex. The World Champion may be too overconfident as he tosses Kurt up and Angle spins out of it landing behind him in a belly to back position, thankfully AJ knows Kurt well from the UCW days and manages to counter by placing Kurt in the belly to back position. Instead of playing a one up game, Kurt decides he’s going to just overpower the smaller AJ. He nails AJ in the side of the head with a big elbow. It stuns AJ temporarily and Kurt goes into the ropes to build momentum. The Champion surges back to life and leap frogs over top the challenger. Kurt comes back and AJ goes low forcing Kurt to leap over top of him on his way back to the ropes. AJ stands up looking to take Kurt down with a clothesline, but Kurt somehow manages to catch AJ in position for the belly to belly suplex, but AJ immediately rakes the eyes of Kurt breaking up the hold before AJ can be thrown. AJ bounces off the ropes and performs a Sunset flip on the Champion to the delight of the crowd.
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Piper: Good grief, these two are unbelievable, neither man has been able to get anything going here in the early going.
JR: These two men know each other so well it is making one interesting matchup that’s going to be for all the gold.
This time Angle and AJ tie up in the center of the ring and the wrestling expert Angle throws the Champion into the headlock. Angle drives the headlock into AJ as best as he can but the Champion isn’t going to let up just yet. He forces Angle into the ropes before shooting him right off but Angle comes right back and drops the Champion with a shoulder block. Angle shakes his head in disgust before planting his boot into AJ’s chest. “Get up Champ!” AJ gets up and Angle sends him back down to the mat with a brutal headlock takedown. Once down on the mat Angle locks in the headlock again and plants himself on top of AJ with his shoulders down.
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AJ kicks out but is still stuck in the headlock. Through grit and determination that brought him to this dance as the Champion manages to fight his way back to his feet. Angle does not want to give the Champion his feet, but AJ is fighting harder than Angle, upon reaching a vertical basis he begins driving his elbow into Angle’s ribs forcing Angle to release the hold just enough so AJ can get a hold of Angle and throw Angle ramming shoulder first into the ring corner. AJ attempts to capitalize but Angle gets up an elbow which drives AJ back to the center of the ring. Angle attempts to knock AJ on his ass but AJ manages to continue the one-upmanship by sending Kurt to the mat with a heavy hip toss. Angle curses himself as he gets to his feet but the damage has been done as AJ leaps up high into the air and dropkicks Angle to the mat. AJ goes for the cover.
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JR: And now the Champion finally managing to get some momentum going and now the King of the Ring is in the one place he doesn’t want to be in.
Piper: How unsetting would it be that the King of the Ring winner fails to win the Gold twice!
AJ brings Angle up to his feet and immediately slams him down to the mat with a powerful body slam that shakes the ring. AJ cracks his neck before bouncing off the ropes, coming back at Angle and leaping high into the air and coming down with a knee to the face. AJ makes the cover.
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AJ brings Angle up and places him in position for what looks to be a powerbomb, AJ even throws out his arms getting the crowd involved in the match. AJ throws Angle up into the air and brings him down to the mat with a powerbomb. The crowd explode into cheers. The World Champion doesn’t go for the cover right away however instead looking upset with himself for something. He makes the cover after several crucial seconds.
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JR: Wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like a powerbomb come out of the arsenal of the World Champion like that before.
Piper: AJ knows damn well he’s going to need to put out all the stops to retain the World Title here.
AJ curses himself for taking his time as he again brings Angle to his feet and AJ out of frustration more than anything tosses Angle outside of the ring. Angle lands funny but on his feet as AJ tells the official to count just a little bit faster. He turns and sees Angle staggering on his feet on the outside of the ring and AJ heads over to the ropes and leaps over them but somehow Angle dodges, thankfully AJ lands on his feet, but it gives Angle the opening he has been looking for as he slams AJ to the floor with a bone jarring and life threatening german suplex.
JR: Oh dear god! I can’t believe what I have just seen. AJ Styles may be dead for the love of God!
Piper: That was simply awesome JR. Kurt threw AJ like the vanilla midget he is.
Angle gets up and begins screaming profanities proud of himself for potentially destroying AJ. Angle is so sure of himself he spends time acting like he’s already won the belt. Angle takes his time picking up AJ and tossing him into the ring. Angle slowly jaunts over to AJ who is out in the center of the ring. Angle looks like a pampered kid who has just been given a new BMW as he covers AJ looking to claim his first World Championship.
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AJ kicks out!
JR: And somehow AJ has managed to survive the Wrestling Machine and he holds the hopes and dreams of a lot of the smaller guys in this match up, not to mention the UWF Universe.
Piper: Kurt Angle, King of the Ring, and corporate icon has the chance to put even more gold in the hands of the board of directors this match could truly determine the power of Raw.
Kurt cannot believe Styles kicked out for a second time and in rage brings AJ up to a seated position and continues to work on his neck by applying a sleeper hold. Angle’s arm wraps around the damaged neck area of AJ in an attempt to harm as well as take out the oxygen from the Champion. Angle is out for blood tonight, screaming for AJ to pass out right here and now and just admit Kurt is the better man. The official gets in close to ask AJ but AJ can’t respond as Kurt is literally ripping all the air out of the champion’s lungs and loving it. The purple mouth guard Kurt is wearing can be visibly seen now by the camera’s as Kurt’s vindictive smile pulsates out. The official reaches in and grabs AJ’s arm after receiving no response and dropping it. It hits the mat.
ONE!
The official again asks for a response from AJ but gets nothing. Kurt screams just do it! He knows he is on the cusp of winning the World Championship. The official lifts up the Champions arm and drops it. It hits the mat.
TWO!
JR: One more time and this match is over! AJ’s title reign is over and with it all the Championships go to the Corporation!
Piper: Stephanie McMahon is going to be riding her concussed husband’s cock for a week she’ll be so happy!
The official begs the Champion to respond but he doesn’t. The crowd gets really loud trying to get AJ to raise to life, but it doesn’t look good. The official lifts up AJ’s arm, if it goes down his title reign is over. The official drops it, and just before it hits the mat AJ comes to life. The arm stopped and the crowd on his side, the injured Champion forgets about the pain in his neck and begins fighting up to a vertical basis. Kurt is so shocked by this he is almost standing still as AJ rises to his feet and drives elbow after elbow into Kurt’s gut. Angle lets go of the hold and AJ knows he can’t stay close to Kurt without risking being injured more. He heads into the ropes and Kurt meets him halfway to his surprise, dropping AJ to the mat with a short arm clothesline. AJ’s neck snaps causing some fans to get to the edge of their seats.
JR: Dammit! I thought for sure the Champion was going to make a comeback there and give it to this damn teacher’s pet. Someone needs to shut Kurt Angle up once and for all!
Piper: Oh please JR, after that last shot we just saw, no way in hell is it going to be AJ Styles who knocks Kurt off.
AJ gets to his feet mostly out of instinct his neck must be killing him now and its only going to get worse as Kurt grabs AJ from behind and sends him crashing to the mat with a german suplex. The crowd boo loudly as Kurt doesn’t let go of the hold but instead keeps it on and brings AJ up to his feet for a second German and connects. The crowd boo louder as Angle a third time brings AJ up to his feet and connects with a third the crowd getting louder and Kurt is now just feeding off of it. Angle finally lets Styles go and gets up with a fire and intensity unlike anything we’ve seen from Kurt in a very long time. Kurt is ready to end the match now as he undoes his singlet and turns and gets down waiting for AJ to get to his feet and hit the Angle slam.
Piper: Oh yeah the King of the Ring, your next World Heavyweight Champion is ready to take his throne right here and now JR!
JR: This is disgusting Hot Rod. I am utterly appalled at what I am seeing here!
Angle is waiting impatiently for AJ to get to his feet and at long last AJ does. Angle looks like a rabid dog with meat hanging in front of him and grabs AJ and with as much force as he can muster slams AJ down to the mat with the Olympic Slam! The crowd are in shock as Angle makes the cover to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
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AJ Styles gets the shoulder up!
Piper: What the hell!?
JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! AJ Styles just kicked out of the Olympic Slam, this match is not over just yet.
Angle sits up and he has a look of complete and utter shock on his face. He turns to the official who shows him it was the longest 2 count in the history of professional wrestling. The crowd begins to laugh as they see a tear coming out of Angle’s eye. He is frustrated as he cannot put away the World Champion. AJ remains unmoving much to the dismay of the capacity crowd, but he has still managed to stay alive. Angle, believing it to just be a fluke thing gets up to his feet and pulls AJ up to his feet before looking to send AJ to the mat with a second Olympic Slam. AJ however spins out of it much like he did earlier and throws Angle desperately into the corner. Angle slams the corner hard and the breath is knocked out of him allowing AJ to set up and connect on Kurt with the Pele kick! The crowd explode but unfortunately AJ is worn out and can’t make the cover instead both men just lay out in the ring as the official begins a ten count.
JR: Pele! The Pele kick from outta nowhere, and AJ might have just whipped momentum back into his favor.
Piper: Kurt got too frustrated and now the worst thing possible can happen and that’s AJ can retain.
The official counts and AJ and Kurt get to their feet around the count of 8. AJ is up and ready first and charges Kurt but Kurt moves out of the way. AJ has the wherewithal however to leap over the rope and land on the apron. Kurt doesn’t expect this as he turns around and AJ hops up and leaps, but Kurt rushes ahead and AJ is forced to land on his feet again. Kurt tries to nail AJ from behind but AJ catches him and throws him up onto his shoulders before fireman carrying him into a backbreaker! The crowd love the inventive offense of the World Champion as he goes for the cover on Kurt!
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Angle gets the shoulder up and AJ shakes his head in exhaustion, but thanks to the crowd behind him finds the strength to continue on. AJ gets up and heads back to the apron where he waits for Kurt to get to his feet. The King of the Ring does so and AJ performs a springboard clothesline, what he was originally trying to do to a great ovation from the crowd. AJ again goes for the cover not wasting anytime.
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Kurt kicks out!
JR: My oh my! What a great match from both men. Pulling out everything they can in order to win and yet nothing has been able to keep either man down.
Piper: Kurt’s telling AJ, anything you can do, I can do better and I wonder if its sinking in AJ’s head yet that he cannot beat the King of the Ring!
AJ is done with this he knows now is his opportunity to retain the title and he has to take it. AJ grabs Kurt and lifts him up before placing him between his legs. AJ throws out his arms and the crowd are on their feet as AJ lifts Kurt up and sets him right back down to the mat with the Styles Clash! The crowd explode into cheers as AJ goes for the cover.
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JR: He did it! AJ Styles did it!
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No! Angle gets the shoulder up!
Piper: Wow! Angle kicked out of the Champion’s finishing maneuver, this is simply phenomenal JR!
Both men are exhausted at this point and no one expects either man to move quickly but AJ again proves everyone wrong when he suddenly locks in from out of nowhere the Calf Killer! The crowd loves it as Angle finds himself quicker than a hiccup locked in AJ’s punishing submission maneuver. Angle looks like he is going to turn purple from the pain as AJ begins screaming for Kurt to tap. Unfortunately AJ put it on too close to the ropes and Kurt has the fortitude to get there. The official has no choice but to yell at AJ to break up the hold and no one in the arena is happy with it.
JR: I know the rules are there for a reason, but you have to wonder just what might have been had Angle not had the ropes right there.
Piper: Kurt won the Gold medal with a broken neck JR, that little Calf thing wouldn’t even slow him down.
AJ backs off and listens to the official, taking the noble stance regardless of the fact he has the Champion’s advantage. It costs him dearly for as he comes back to attack Kurt, Angle is playing possum and grabs AJ by the leg and rolls him into picture perfect position for the Ankle Lock! Angle has the Ankle Lock locked in the middle of the ring and the crowd are clearly upset by this, no one more so than JR!
JR: Oh no! No! No! Kurt Angle has that damn Ankle Lock locked in the middle of the ring. Come on AJ, get to the ropes you can do it.
Piper: AJ has nowhere to go JR, he should just submit and get it over with, he isn’t doing anyone any favors by holding on.
AJ begins fighting and crawling and scratching his way to the ropes all in hopes of making it to the ropes and a break. He digs deep and digs hard and gets within inches of the ropes before Kurt begins to pull him back to the center of the ring. In doing so however Kurt winds up losing his hold a bit, allowing AJ to spin around and kick Kurt right in the face. The crowd explode as Kurt goes back first into the corner bouncing right back into the waiting arms of AJ who rolls him up in a small package. The official gets down!
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Angle kicks out at the very last millisecond!
JR: I thought AJ had it there, I thought AJ Styles was going to walk away with the Gold tonight.
Piper: Why on earth would you cheer for someone who isn’t even on Raw JR? You are nothing but a traitor.
AJ and Angle get to their feet and Angle nails AJ with a big right hand. AJ responds in kind nailing Kurt right in the face with one of his own. Angle nails AJ, AJ nails Angle. Back and forth they go putting everything they have left into these right hands. But of the two Angle is the better brawler and it is he who eventually wins. Upon doing so Angle sends AJ whipping hard towards the corner but the World Champion manages to shock everyone where instead of hitting the turnbuckle he leaps up and lands on the top of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. AJ appears to be going for a moonsault as he sets himself up, but unfortunately Kurt has seen it coming and nails AJ from behind, sending AJ groin first into the turnbuckle. The crowd oooh as AJ is hung up on the top rope with his back turned towards Angle. Angle climbs up to the second turnbuckle and places Styles in position before shocking the sold out arena by performing an Olympic Slam off the top turnbuckle. The crowd is in shock as both men hit the mat. No one can believe what they have just witnessed as Angle manages to crawl on top of AJ Styles!
JR: Oh good lord! An Olympic Slam from the heavens! This one may be over!
Piper: Not even Superman would get up after that shot JR! This one is over!
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Here is your winner and the NEW UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Kurt Angle!
Everyone is in shock at this outcome, as officials immediately come down to the ring to begin to check on AJ Styles who hasn’t moved since the devastating end. Angle sits up still not even completely sure he’s won the match, and perhaps might not even know where he is.
JR: I can’t believe this Kurt Angle is the UWF World Heavyweight Champion! This shit is fixed!
Piper: What?! How dare you JR! How dare you discredit the great man Kurt Angle is! You and the rest of these SOBS can be as jealous as you want, because Kurt Angle has the greatest belt in all of Sports Entertainment! What a freaking great Halloween this has been!
Well the fans feel tricked as Piper feels treated. The face of UWF Raw has changed drastically here tonight as Kurt Angle is handed the World Championship for the first time. Angle looks at the belt and a large smile crosses his face. The crowd is literally walking out in a storm of rage. Angle celebrates with the World Championship as Halloween Havok goes off the air. Happy Halloween UWF Faithful!
END SHOW
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Staff Roll:-
World Championship Match - SBS
The Rock vs. Austin V - Coldhands
UWF Global Championship, UWF Intercontinental Championship, UWF Commonwealth Championship, The Rhodes Family Saga & Exhibition Match - Natlav
Money in the Bank, UWF Tag Team Championship, UWF European Championship, putting the show together - WWS
Confirmed Matches for Survivor Series:
Classic Survivor Series Match for Control of Monday Night Raw:
The Corporation (The World Heavyweight Champion, Kurt Angle, Captain & UWF Tag Team Championship Batista, UWF Tag Team Champion Jeff Jarrett, UWF European Champion John Cena, & Cody Rhodes) w/Stephanie McMahon vs. Team RKO (Captain, The Rock, Steve Austin, Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan & AJ Styles) w/Randy Orton
Elimination Chamber for The UWF Global Championship Match:
The UWF Global Champion, Kane vs. James Storm vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ???
:. Overall excellent match written and Bumout should be happy that Bateman finally used one of his weapons. Squash match which lead to McIntyter winning (love that theme song btw), and whats this BRIAN PILLMAN?! Oh shit! Next we have Big Show who gives off an awesome promo talking about his matchup. Gotta love Doink's Big Show. And next we have the Taipei Death Match coming up! I was told this was going to be a bloody battle but HOLY SHIT what a match! I have no idea who 911 is but it's nice to see Andrew retain the hardcore championship. His Kennedy is really something else.
Next it's time for Sting and Sandow, and of course Sandow talks in the beginning. And he says that he'll leave if he loses and guess what? He loses! Wait Rey isn't dropping Sandow is he?
Gotta love LONDRICK. 
