UWF Friday Night Smackdown 7/27/2012
We open the show with a blank screen on the tron. Then, the voice of so-called “Best Wrestler In The World” Daniel Bryan is heard over the PA System.
Daniel Bryan: After weeks of being led by a tyrannical madman. After weeks of being controlled by a power-drunk failure, Nigel McGuinness.....or “Desmond Wolfe” is no longer in charge of SmackDown. But, who is in charge around here, you ask? The answer is simple. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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The crowd immediately begins to boo as “Y.E.S.” Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow make their way down to the ring.
JR: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen to a very surreal edition of UWF SmackDown. I'm “Good Ole' JR” Jim Ross sitting alongside my broadcast partner “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Roddy, what'd ya think about this?
Piper: Oh I love it, JR! These two guys, Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow proved at the Great American Bash that they will do anything to win!
JR: No doubt about that but, Roddy, these guys are running SmackDown now? I mean, Desmond Wolfe is gone. What is gonna happen tonight?
Daniel and Damien reach the ring and climb inside. Daniel grabs some microphones and hands one to Sandow. The music fades out as the crowd is still boo-ing these two men right out of the building. This doesn't fade these men as Daniel continues talking.
Daniel Bryan: For weeks, that pathetic excuse for a General Manager made our lives here on SmackDown a living Hell and we've had to just sit here and endure. He stacked decks against us, He screwed me out of another chance at the World Heavyweight Championship by having me eliminated from the Rumble a few weeks ago, He even screwed us out of a chance to be UWF Tag Team Champions. We are constantly labeled as the villains around here when obviously we're the victims. Victims of someone with an inflated ego and some sense of unplaced self-righteousness. So, we did the non-violent thing to do and we protested to get what we wanted and what was best for all of you because, God knows, you people don't have a clue. I got the greatest gift I could have been given. I got to climb into the ring with Nigel McGuinness and force him to retire!
The crowd boos as Daniel brings that fact up. Daniel has a big smile on his face.
Daniel Bryan: And by doing that I proved once again that I am The Best Wrestler In The World and nobody can take that away from me. Nigel, I know you're licking your chops from the other night and still recuperating but I know you can't resist tuning in, so I want you to listen to my words. I'm not a man who says I told you so but.....Oh wait a second yes I am! I told you stepping into the ring with me was career suicide and look where we are. I'm standing in the ring running SmackDown and you're home in England having Chelsea wipe up after you. Nigel McGuinness is no more which means he's no longer an issue around here.
Daniel looks over to Damien as Damien lifts his microphone up to speak.
Damien Sandow: Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment
The crowd immediately respond with boos not allowing Sandow to finish his trademark opening line.
Damien Sandow: My name is Damien Sandow, and I am here to help each and every single one of you. Just as I have for the past month, for in the span of the allotted time I’ve been given in this ring I have accomplished what I set out to do. Of course the former man in charge found ways of soiling my record, however those tainted losses came at the hands of injustice and underhanded tactics which at the end of the day only served to prove how ignorant the miscreant at the helm was. But now he has departed, not by his own accord but by the hands of Mr. Bryan with a slight assistance on my part. And yet that was not our only victory of the night, as we then sought out to Outsmart, outwit, and outmaneuver the so called “Ultimate Opportunist”. The Great American Bash was the event where we establish our reemergence here on Smackdown, where we establish our dominance over the Smackdown serial from here on out. Leading up to this very night there were several rumors over what would occur at this moment.
Sandow pauses, the crowds hatred rising in volume being the cause, Sandow shakes his head
Thank you for your Irrelevant Opinion
The crowd boos even louder after Sandows comment, he looks almost disgusted as he goes on
Damien Sandow: This is precisely the reason behind why we’ve decided to keep matters calm, Tonight we could have arranged an amazing banquet of celebration. Were instead of a marvelous spread of food, we would feast on the adulation and praise of each and every one of you. Confetti, balloons, streamers, even a pyrotechnics display on the stage to celebrate our glorious night. However, what you all need to realize is that Celebration is for simpletons. We choose not to rot our minds with false bravado, we choose not to waste our time pandering to all of you, for while our victory was grand at the aforementioned Bash…we have not even scratched the proverbial surface. For we still have work to do, in saving you all from the sea of ignorance you all have chosen to dive head first into. We are at a level where common celebration is beneath us. Which is why tonight we do not choose to do what is expect, we are here for very simple reasons…mainly answering a few questions lingering after Sundays event, so without further ado it is time once again for query and answer time.
The crowd boos as Sandow straightens his robe before extending one finger up proposing a question
Damien Sandow: Were Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow, the aggregation of intelligence, and the dyad known as the acronym Y.E.S. Successful in ridding this company of not only the miscreant running Smackdown, but furthermore ridding this company of the illusion known as the hype behind the Rated-R so called “superstar”?
Daniel Bryan: Yes!
Damien Sandow: Has the Smackdown brand finally been liberated from the chains of ignorance holding it down from it’s true potential, Better yet will we finally be able to accomplish what we are truly capable of now that we for all intents and purposes run this serial?
Daniel Bryan: Yes! Yes!
Damien Sandow: Do Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan deserve above everyone else a reward for their efforts in saving this brand and company, in the form of a contendership for championship gold?
Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES!
Damien Sandow: Now that we have enlightened you all with our presence, on behalf of Mr. Bryan to each and every one of you that make up the unwashed masses…You’re We-
IT'S SHOWTIME!
The fans suddenly erupt as "Immortal" by Adema blasts through the PA system, the fans are chanting "STING! STING! STING!" as the Icon, himself steps out from the backstage with a sinister glare in his eyes at the members of Y.E.S. While Sting isn't sporting any fancy make-up, he is in a Smackdown T-shirt and has a microphone in his hand.
Sting: Woah, woah, WOAH! Hold up there Damien and Daniel, I don't remember receiving any memo announcing you two as the General Managers of UWF Smackdown! Infact, I remember specifically that position of General Manager is going to be down to one, Jim E. Cornette! But till then boys, it is pretty much anarchy rules, and therefore I'm going to air some dirty laundry about your "victories" at the Great American Bash!
The fans pop as the Stinger looks at Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan, both them looking smug, basically thinking they're indestructible as the Stinger points at the both of them.
Sting: Firstly, you Damien Sandow! You never had Edge on the ropes, far from it, from what I saw of the match, the Rated R superstar was giving you one ride straight to hell and it was by pure chance that the thought Edge had hit you with the chair, rather than you emerging victorious! In short Damien, it was pure fluke! And, as for you Bryan Danielson! You are the dirtiest piece of work in this industry right now, what was it? Exposed Ring post blows, Brass Knuckles, Steel Chairs and a little help from your buddy over there pretty much secure yourself victory over Desmond Wolfe and now you portray yourself as some kind of hero when in reality you are nothing more than a cocky young thug? I think everyone would agree with me if I said, no, no, NO to Y.E.S!?
The fans pop for the Icon Sting as he keeps a serious face and stares down with Y.E.S, but the Icon isn't done as he makes a suggestion.
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Sting: Quite frankly, I am appalled by your conduct, Y.E.S but yet, only one person has had the guts to stand up to you two, Desmond Wolfe and look how that ended due to your underhanded tactics but no more, as I'm issuing you two a proposition that you cannot refuse! At Summerslam, Me and the Samoan Killing Machine, Samoa Joe take on the both of you in a Tag Team Championship match! No more relying on each others interference in a two on one situation, a two versus two matchup but the question is, can you two handle the Black & White Machine when it comes to Showtime!?
Sandow and Bryan look at one another for a moment before Sandow lifts back his microphone
Damien Sandow: If it isn't the grand hypocrite of the Ultimate Wrestling Federation, Well Sting as far as running this brand it isn't a matter of whose name be on the door it be a matter of who decides things in the long run. Mr. Bryan and Myself decided we didn't like Desmond Wolfe and we took care of the matter accordingly, however don't let that distract from the fact that you two are the unfit and unjustifiably crowned UWF Tag Team Champions. For during our Match it was your partner who decided not to show up, and yet once the match had occurred and Desmond Wolfe got involved he decided to insert himself back into the match and for some reason this was allowed by UWF Officials. Now as far as your Proposal goes...while we would often pass at the thought of having to soil our extremities of the filth known as the Black and White machine, we have these people to think about and we feel countenance to the opportunity...Therefore we see approbation to the proposal as the only course of action and thus will be doing so as of now.
Sandow turns to Daniel Bryan to steps up
Daniel Bryan: in other words, as far as the answer to your challenge goes...Yes!...Yes!...Yes!
Damien Sandow: Thank you Mr. Bryan for clearing that matter up, and Mr. Sting when you go back there and tell Mr. Joseph of what you've just done please relay my message. For us relieving you of those championships will result in us relieving you of the pressure of you being exposed for the frauds you really are, You're Welcome.
Sting smiles as nods his head as he wraps everything up.
Sting: No, no, no, Sandy! You're welcome, oh by the way... Turn around boys! Ta-tar for now!
Sting walks away as both Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan turn around into a huge big double clothesline from Samoa Joe! The crowd erupts as Daniel Bryan gets back to his feet first and eats a Samoan Drop from Joe before Sandow tries to intervene and eats a boot to the gut before suffering the Island Driver! The fans go nuts as Joe spits on both men and picks up a microphone.
Samoa Joe: Come Summerslam, y'all gonna be crying for yo momma's 'cause I'm out to get both of your asses. You don't disrespect the 'code'.
The fans erupt into cheers as Samoa Joe hits the deck and rolls out of the ring before marching up the entrance, UWF Smackdown takes it to the backstage.
SmackDown now heads backstage, where we can see the European Champion Rob Van Dam standing with Fonzie, talking to each other ...
Fonzie:
Listen to me daddy! You don't owe that guy nothin'! You won this title rightfully! He didn't have chance and he knew it, that's why he walked out daddy and that's why you're the European Champion right now, baby! It was his fault, that he left the ring, he knew, that he hadn't chance against Mr. Friday Night! He ...
RVD suddenly interrupts Fonzie ..
RVD:
Whoa, hold on Fonz ... I owe that guy somethin'. He helped me, even though I didn't need it. But he made my fight easier and that's what I admire. And hey, I think he would be a great ... you know ... partner. We can't bring back Sabu. He's old and I bet he's out of his form, even The Sheik himself doesn't want to let him compete under his wings, you know what I mean? The thing is that, The Whole Fuckin' Show, could be a double champion again and that feeling to be double champ is awesome dude. And you know, even the coolest man on the planet, Rob Van Dam, could be even cooler, than he is right now. If we can cooperate with him and RVD will get two matches at next PPV, I could retain and become a new champion at one show. Now tell me, how awesome is that, no, I will tell you, it's fuckin' awesome! And dude, how about being a triple champion ... at next PPV, retaining my European title and become new tag team champion, but dude ... at the Pay-Per-View, after this next Pay-Per-View, if the plans will go my way, Rob Van Dam will have the chance to become World Champion. Sounds good to me, RVD, the champion of champions ... then I can give that title as a gift to him and ....
RVD suddenly looks past Fonzie's shoulder ...
RVD:
Whoa, speaking of the devil ...
Fans cheer when all of a sudden the superhero of the UWF comes out of the corner Rey Mysterio begins to speak
Rey Mysterio: Rob, Fonz... Look I hope your appreciative of what I did this Sunday. I did what I did because I only thought it was in the best of interest, and justice that you stay as the European champion. Rob I did what you did, and now you have to do a favor for me. See Rob there is a huge evil here in the UWF, there is evil everywhere we go here in the halls, and that is why RVD for every great super hero. They need a great sidekick, they need someone they know they can trust, and Rob you are that someone. So RVD I wanna know, will you be interest in joining my justice league, and helping me claim the UWF tag team championship.
When Rey finishes his last sentence Fonzie is about to rush on Rey Mysterio, but RVD just holds him back and speaks ...
RVD:
Okay Rey, I admire everything you've done so far, but you keep on forgetting, who's the European Champion here, so let me remind you, it's me, RVD. And the thing is that ... I ain't someone's sidekick dude, I may be your partner, but I'm not someone's sidekick, I don't what really is under that mask, but I guess, there's not enough space for a normal human brain. Let's just say, it was just a misunderstoodment or I heard somethin' wrong. But really, if you want to clear UWF ring from all those dirty, so called, criminals, I think I can help you with that. And dude, let's just say, that those UWF Tag Team Championships are just a little cherry on top of the cake. As a matter of fact, when we get together, when put our heads together and fight like a one men, I guess we can take over the whole UWF RAW. I mean, I'm already The Whole Fuckin' show, but I always care about other people and their needs, so it would be all about you, updating your UWF career status to ... "Being the best in the company, of course, after the God himself - Rob Van Dam". That was the funny part, but now in all seriousness man, you wanna fight, I wanna fight, so let's fight for something worthy. You wanna clear UWF, I want another title hanging on my shoulder. So, let me just ask you a question dude ... are you ready, to smoke some asses, with Mr. every day in the fuckin' week, Rob Van Dam?
RVD just positions his hand for a handshake, while Fonzie says his part ...
Fonzie:
You should do that daddy! 'Cause without Rob Van Dam you're nothin'! Just a masked mascot, hoping around the ring, but with us, you're gonna become a masked phenom daddy! Shake that hand, before it's too late baby! But not too late for us, but for you!We already have what we want, it's just us helping us you out daddy! You think, you're gonna clear UWF yourself? All alone? Well, you can think that, but you're NOT, gonna do it all by your own! You need help of Rob Van Dam daddy! And you know it!
Fonzie stands behind RVD, Rob is still waiting for the handshake, Rey ultimately shakes RVD hands and he begins to speak
Rey Mysterio: Rob we got ourselves a deal. We will become the best super hero team ever, so with honor of you joining I give you this.
Rey pulls out a button the button seems to have something on it. The reading on the button says "619 Justice League"
Rey Mysterio: This right here shows your honorary membership to the 619 justice league. With this you will have access to the 619 lair... which is not a janitors closet as most people call it but a lair where we can have fun, and make sure the streets of the UWF are clean. RVD and Rey Mysterio.... the super team of the UWF, and soon Rob everyone will see the light, and want to become heroes as well. So Rob here it is your official membership. Now Rob I could sit here all day, and talk about other great things, but I must patrol the streets, and make sure nothing is going wrong here in the UWF. Alas...
Rey gives Rob his button as he jumps away and starts pretending he is flying. Fonz tries to look at the button as Rob just shrugs and smiles ...
RVD:
Cool ...
SmackDown then moves onto its first match.
Fade. We return to the arena where Lillian Garcia is in the ring, ready to introduce the next match.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first...
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'Broken In Out In Love' hits the PA system, the haunting first strums of the guitar mean one thing, and our suspicions are correct as Bray Wyatt walks out from behind the curtain. Not saying a word. Just staring ahead. Bray Wyatt walks down the ramp not making eye contact with anybody. He slowly and stately walks up the ring steps and along the ring apron. As Bray Wyatt goes to climb into the ring, he begins to chuckle before hopping into the ring and preparing for his match.
Lillian Garcia: He is the Reverend Bray Wyatt!
Darkness falls over the arena as the fans cheer, some of them out of anticipation, others out of lack of knowing how to react. Suddenly a young voice begins to recite a familiar poem.
When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.
From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.
The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.
This. Is. Sting.
After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the titantron screen lights up with the entrance video of the "Icon".
As the crowd erupts into cheers, "Immortal" by Adema begins to play as the fans are joined by the one and only Sting as he makes his way from the backstage area and enters through the curtain, turning the corner and appearing on the stage before them all. Sting stops and outstretches his arms and leans back, letting out a loud and passionate, "Wooooo!" before making his way down the ramp. He makes his way down the ramp, darting over to the steel steps as he reaches the end of it. He ascends the steps and walks along the apron, stepping through the ropes as he walks to the opposite side of the ring and prepares for his match.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Well, let’s see how Bray Wyatt does without Eli Cottenwood at ringside?
Roddy Piper: Ahhh, Sting now has Bray Wyatt’s number, I think!
Sting chuckles as he stares down at Bray Wyatt, Wyatt does a cross across his chest before steps up to the Icon, Sting. The two men get into eachother’s faces, both arguing with eachother before Bray Wyatt takes a cheap shot at the Icon with a right hook; Sting stumbles backwards as Bray Wyatt unloads with a second one but Sting blocks the third attempt and returns fire with a thunderous chop back, straight across the chest of Bray Wyatt. Wyatt gasps for air as Sting unloads with a second chop across the chest, the fans are going nuts as Sting goes follow up but Bray Wyatt delivers a knee to a gut of Sting before drilling him with a DDT, Bray Wyatt quickly makes the cover.
One…
Two…
Sting kicks out!
The fans cheer as the Icon kicks out, Bray Wyatt grabs Sting by the hair and hoists him up before slapping Sting across the face, Sting doesn’t look impressed as Bray Wyatt goes to hoist Sting up for the Urn-age but Sting elbows Bray Wyatt in the side of the head and pushes him away before charging into the ring ropes, Sting rebounds back and delivers a clothesline knocking Wyatt down to the canvas; Wyatt rolls to the outside and looks for Eli Cottonwood for safety but the Big man is suspended from ringside.
Jim Ross: Noone to save you this time, Wyatt!
Roddy Piper: Don’t take Bray Wyatt as a fool JR!
Sting follows Bray Wyatt in hot pursuit but Bray Wyatt quickly rolls back into the ring as Sting climbs up on the ring apron, Bray Wyatt clobbers Sting, sending Sting off the ring apron, straight into the fan barricade. Sting gasps for air as referee Jack Doan tells Bray Wyatt to bring Sting back into the ring, Bray Wyatt chuckles and climbs out of the ring and grabs Sting and hoists him up before dropping him across the barricade once more! Bray Wyatt the tosses Sting into the ring, the ruckus of boos are deafening as Bray Wyatt climbs ontop of the Icon looking for the pin.
One…
Two…
Jim Ross: Well Roddy, this match is over!
Roddy Piper: You never know JR!
Sting kicks out once again.
The fans are fully behind Sting as he rolls his shoulder off the canvas, the cheers are deafening as Sting is lifted back to his feet by Bray Wyatt, Bray Wyatt Irish Whips Sting across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle; Bray Wyatt then charges across the ring going to sandwich Sting but the Icon dives out of the way as Wyatt slams straight into the turnbuckles, Sting then pulls himself up onto the second ring rope and dives off nailing Wyatt with a Diving DDT! The fans go nuts as Sting rolls Bray Wyatt onto his back and hooks the leg of Wyatt.
One…
Two…
Roddy Piper: Now JR, this match could be over!
Jim Ross: You could be right, Hotrod!
Thre…
Bray Wyatt gets a shoulder up!
The fans can’t believe it as the Angel in the Dirt gets his shoulder off the canvas, Sting shakes his head and picks himself up and prepares himself to deliver the Scorpion Death Drop to Bray Wyatt when suddenly Y.E.S invade the ring! Sting quickly clotheslines Daniel Bryan but Damien Sandow manages to get a huge big boot to face of the Icon as Jack Doan signals the bell, disqualifying Bray Wyatt.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via disqualification at 07:23: Sting
Wyatt chuckles as he rolls out of the ring and begins to casually walking up the entrance ramp, not phrased by disqualification. Meanwhile, in the ring, Sandow & Bryan begin to stomp away on the Icon Sting, suddenly the fans erupt as Samoa Joe slides into the ring but both members of Y.E.S once again bail once more, Samoa Joe snarls and roars as he checks on his tag partner while both members of Y.E.S look incredibly smug on the entrance ramp.
JR: Well it looks to me Hot Rod that the tag team Championship match is on if that is any indication Hot Rod.
Piper: It would be nice if we had a General Manager to make things official but I guess word of mouth will have to do at the moment.
Joe continues to check out Sting as Y.E.S. continue to look happy on the staging as Smackdown heads to the back.
The camera’s cut backstage in the interview area and the audience cheers – knowing one of their favorite (or not so favorite) superstars would appear shortly. Josh Matthews walks into the view with a neat suit and smile on his face as he raises the microphone up to his lips, beginning the interview.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome – John Cena!
The audience explodes in cheers as John Cena walks into view, dressed in his typical ring gear. Cena has a huge smile on his face, with his hands on his hips as he slowly breaths in pain. Josh Matthews greets Cena, as he asks the first question.
Josh Matthews: John, after a insane performance in U.W.F.’s first ever King of the Mountain, some dubbed it as ‘the best match in U.W.F. history’. What are your thoughts on the performances by yourself and the rest of the men in the match this past Sunday?
John Cena takes a deep breath in pain, as he rubs his chin for a moment before taking a step forward, speaking.
John Cena: To start off Josh, it’s never easy losing a championship match. Especially when you try so hard to achieve somethin’ you know that deep down inside you can do. You just – haven’t done it yet. And y’know, that’s exactly how I feel about this past Sunday at The Great American Bash. I had the biggest advantage goin’ into this match – everyone was on my back because they knew I was goin’ to walk out the World Heavyweight Champion. More importantly, I knew I was going to become World Heavyweight Champion that night. It’s just when something big is on the line, I can’t seem to emerge victorious any more. Last month at Backlash, I had the opportunity of a life time to destroy the New World Order before it can cause any more harm. Randy Orton defeated me, and now I’m on his list of ‘victims’. This month, I lost again and now? Now it’s over. I sit alone at night some times and think, and as corny as it might sound Josh – I think. I think why? Why can’t I get the job done? I have the most momentum headin’ into these things and I can never get the job done. In this case, I couldn’t become the World Heavyweight Champion. Though, I’m blamin’ it on one man and one man only – Ted DiBiase Junior. I’ll get to him and The Big Slow later.
The audience cheers John Cena, as it’s one hundred percent clear his sense of humor is still with him after the insane match he was involved in last Sunday. Cena nods his head as he continues.
John Cena: This past Sunday night Josh, me and five other men put on one hell of a show! We easily without of a doubt stole the show with our performance in the King of the Mountain match and even though I didn’t get the job done – we proved without a shadow of a doubt how passionate we were over the World Heavyweight Championship. We would go to drastic measures to be called ‘the man on SmackDown’ such as moves off of the hangin’ penalty box, ladder spills and much more dangerous measures. Which brings me to my next point, as you all already know, there was a new champion crowned at the Great American Bash. And, as much as it pains me to say this – the man no one believed who was goin’ to win, Ted DiBiase Junior is the new World Heavyweight Champion. I planned on congratulatin’ Ted, but realizin’ the way he won the championship makes me sick to my stomach. Ted didn’t deserve to be in the match in the first place, and to have him hire, hmm, The Big Show to get the job done doesn’t make him a real champion – it makes him a coward! I hope you thanked The Big Show with a fat paycheck, Ted because he’s the only reason you’re the World Heavyweight Champion!
The audience explodes in cheers at John Cena once again, who shook his head in disappointment toward Ted DiBiase Junior and The Big Show’s alliance as Josh Matthews asked his final question.
Josh Matthews: This brings me to my final question, John, what are your goals now that Ted DiBiase Junior is the World Heavyweight Champion and he and The Big Show is ‘running SmackDown now’?
The audience boos at the thought of The Big Show and Ted DiBiase Junior, and John Cena runs his tongue through the top of his teeth, as he raises his eyebrow in interest. Cena takes off his cap and brushes his hair back as he answers the question.
John Cena: Josh, despite the fact Teddy boy is the World Heavyweight Champion and he has The Big Show as his boyfriend doesn’t mean a damn thing. In fact, I still believe and will keep believin’ that the CeNation run SmackDown! The CeNation run this company as a whole!
The audience loudly cheers and releases a ‘Cena! Cena! Cena!’ chant that echoes throughout the arena. John Cena nods his head with a smile on his face, as he continues.
John Cena: To answer your question, Josh, Ted DiBiase Junior is a fraud. He isn’t the World Heavyweight Champion, and The Big Show sold out. Show, you sold out at the wrong time, because John Cena is in need of a fight. Ted, Show, I want some and you better believe I will get some! Then you will all realize that the REAL champ is here!
John Cena exits the view, and Josh Matthews has a surprised expression on his face as the cameras fade to black. Will Cena get some? Tune in, folks!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
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Edge walks out on stage to a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
He walks down towards the middle of the ramp and then does his pose as the pyro goes off.
Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
So at the Great American Bash, I lost.
The fans immediately start booing after that statement.
Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
I lost due to a trick that I would normally pull off so to Sandow I say congrats but I also say you better watch yourself. Because right now you are walking around with your head held high because you won. You won via DQ but a win is a win. But in that match you also understood that I’m not someone to take lightly. That I am more of a challenge than you ever anticipated. You gave me everything that you had but it wasn’t enough. You wanted to have your friend come out to help and he wasn’t enough. He just didn’t have enough. You didn’t have enough. You had to bring a chair into the ring and with your misstep you hit yourself. But I made a lapse in judgment and that was my mistake and that is what cost me my match. That is what cost me my return match. That is what cost me my return match but guarantee you that this is not the last that you will see of me.
Oh no this is just the beginning. This is just one of those things that I’m going to get over. This works for me because now the pressure of being undefeated has been lifted off of me. Because the loss is already there. Albeit not by pinfall but there is a loss on my record which means from here on out all I have to deal with is a winning streak and the only question now is who is going to be my first victim. I don’t care who it is that is going to be inside of the ring against me. It could be Sandow, it could be anybody from Smackdown, it could be anybody from Raw, anybody from the audience… it doesn’t matter. Because all I’m saying is Edge is back and after getting that match out of the way… I’m ready. I’m ready to take over. I’m ready to dominate, I’m just ready to do what I do best.
Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
I’m going to come down to this ring, I’m going to look my opponent in the eye, and I’m going to let them know that before the match is over they are going to taste the spear… spear… spear. And then in the end… that person will be victim number one of Edge’s new list… Edge’s hit list. I’m going to reign supreme and I’m going to make sure that I will soon become the new world heavyweight champion. So this is the challenge… whoever it is… bring everything you have. Bring everything you got. And know that in the end… you just did not have enough.
Edge drops the mic and puts his shades back on and poses for the crowd as his theme plays.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
The screen loads up from the arena to the backstage area, where Christy Hemme is standing by with The Antichrist of Professional Wrestling, Jeff Hardy.
Christy Hemme: Jeff, everyone watch this Sunday when you and five other men fought for the World Heavyweight Championship in the first ever six man King of the Mountain match and on the night, it was Ted DiBiase that came out on top. My question to you Jeff, is, what's next?
Jeff Hardy: What's next? What's next for Jeff Hardy, is what has always been for Jeff Hardy. Becoming the World Heavyweight champion was always a plan.... not the plan. It would have helped me reach my goal a lot sooner yes, but if I have to blind-side the title for a moment, and go for my goals the long way round, that's okay. Ted DiBiase, congratulations. Well done for having the brains to know you could not win the match on your won, and you had to pay your way to the championship buy employing The Big Show. That, is another tactic Christy that shows what is wrong with modern professional wrestling. It's not about who is the best anymore, it is all politics. Ted DiBiase never impressed like I did last night. Like when I jumped off the penalty box and clotheslined John Cena. When I moonsaulted Cena, DiBiase and Ambrose all at the same time, there was nothing of the sorts from him. So while I don't find myself in the title hunt right now, where I do find myself is at a shortcut to where I want to be.
I.... I don't understand Jeff.
My goal all along has been to change Smackdown into a place that professional wrestlers from my era can actually be proud of. A place that maybe one day my brother can walk into and feel a sense of nostalgia, instead of the determining factors that make the UWF this overproduced, over planned business environment that it is today. Smackdown currently has no general manager. It has no leader, no.... direction. This is my chance to steer this show into a direction where I can feel at home... and where the hardcore fans of wrestling... can truly appreciate. If you excuse me.....
Jeff Hardy walks off and leaves Christy to thinking about what Jeff has said.
The camera’s open up backstage in the locker room area, and it is immediately revealed whose locker room it is. The camera’s cut to the right and we see John Cena speaking with fellow Diva Maria Kaneillis! Cena nods his head with an un-interested expression on his face, as Maria babbles on about something, as Cena cuts in and begins to speak.
John Cena: C’mon, Maria. Look on the bright side, I don’t think you’re as stupid as everyone thinks. In fact, I find you pretty attractive. You’re better looking than most of the girls in the back, believe me.
Maria Kaneillis has a huge smile on her face, as she jumps up and down in excitement. John Cena has a grin on his face, as he slowly leans in on to Maria and goes for a kiss.
Suddenly, John Cena’s locker room door opens up and the camera’s cut to right immediately. The man who entered Cena’s locker room was The Big Show, Ted DiBiase Junior’s partner in crime. Show slowly walks up to Cena, and stares him down. Maria, in fear quickly makes her way out of the locker room as Cena breaks the silence.
John Cena: What do you want?
Big Show shakes his head as he looks at Maria with a sly look. Before turning his attention to Cena.
The Big Show: Are you playing dumb, so you can be on the same level as your fans now John? I'm pretty sure you know what I'm here for, and that's because I didn't like what you did earlier. Myself, and Ted are taking over and we don't want your stupidity and ignorance ruining our plans.
John Cena stares up at Big Show with a smile on his face. Cena looks down as he soaks in what Show has just said, before speaking.
John Cena: It’s funny you say ‘stupidity and ignorance’, Show because if anyone’s stupid and ignorant, it’s you. Everything I said earlier tonight was the truth! You sold out – you sold your soul to the devil, Show! DiBiase didn’t deserve that win, he’s a prick and you’re just that much of a prick for workin’ with him. Why? Why’d you do it? Man, I used to call you a friend and now I don’t even know what to call you. You took the easy way out! The rest of us who didn’t win busted our asses in that match, while your boyfriend hid in the penalty box until you arrived!
The audience cheers as John Cena continues to stare at Big Show, while Show stands in place unimpressed with his hands on his hips. Cena continues.
John Cena: You and Ted are takin’ over? Is that so? How much money did he pay you, Show? Why would you work with that clown? Tell me, I don’t care how much money he would pay me – I would not sell out to these people! It just ain’t gonna’ happen, and to think you did? It makes me sick to my stomach so whatever plans you two had you best believe I’m gonna’ ruin ‘em!
The audience continues to cheer for John Cena, and Big Show nods his head with a agreeable expression on his face. Show responds to Cena’s statement.
The Big Show: John, you’re right, I don’t know what I was th-…
Bam! The Big Show knocks John Cena out with a W.M.D, and the audience sit in shock as Show stares down at Cena, snarling. The audience begins a “You sold out! You sold out! You sold out!” chant as Show walks off the scene laughing.
Fade.
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Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall ,Introducing first, from the State of Tennessee, Double J Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett struts his way down the stage before he starts to walk down the rampway, turning towards the crowd and mouthing off to them as the simply answer back with boos. Jarrett runs up the steps and quickly gets in the ring posing in the middle of the ring before turning his attention towards the stage as his music is cut off.
The microphone is handed to Ricardo.
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Well known theme of Alberto Del Rio once again hits the PA system of the arena and Alberto rides out from backstage area in shining white limo.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores,
Es para mà un gran honor presentar a ustedes aquÃ,
Un hombre de gran regalÃas
Un hombre con una inteligencia superior
haciendo su debut aquà en Smackdown
Él es, Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!
As Ricardo finishes introduction of Alberto Del Rio, Alberto gets before his huge falling firework and fans gives him mixed reaction. Alberto is all smiles as he gets into the ring and prepares for his match.
VS.
DING DING DING
The bell rings and a hush hits the arena as Jarrett and Del Rio tie up in the center of the ring. This should be interesting as Jarrett is quick to force Del Rio into a headlock, but not for too long as Del Rio uses the ropes to slingshot Jarrett off of the ropes and Jarrett comes back into a big shoulder block from the man craving to become the European Champion. Del Rio is quick to bounces off the ropes as Jarrett rolls onto his stomach as Del Rio leaps over him. Del Rio again continues his momentum and Del Rio goes low forcing Jarrett to jump high into the air and spread his legs sending Del Rio into the ropes one more time. Del Rio shoots off the ropes and Jarrett grabs him looking for a hiptoss, but Del Rio uses the momentum to switch sides before sending Jarrett to the mat with an arm drag takedown. Once on the mat Jarrett is stuck in Del Rio’s world as Del Rio begins wrenching the arm and shoulder of Jarrett, perhaps working up for his finishing move. The ref, Mike Chioda is in a perfect spot to get a good look, but the vet Jarrett doesn’t give up, instead the wily vet uses his momentum to get Del Rio into a pinning predicament.
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Del Rio realizing he is in trouble lets go of the hold. He gets to his feet cursing his mistake as Jarrett gets to his knees, Del Rio takes out his frustration by kicking Jarrett square in the face. The impact sends the Founder of TNA outside of the ring to which again Del Rio curses.
Piper: Man this match is already a classic JR, and it hasn’t even really started yet, you can almost feel the animosity between the two with every move. It reminds me of Hogan.
JR: Why does it remind you of Hogan, Hot Rod?
Piper: Because if I ever see that bald haired bitch I’m gonna kick him in the little hullkamanias.
Del Rio chases Jarrett out of the ring and finds Jarrett taking refuge at the steel steps, Del Rio goes to attack, but Jarrett brings his elbow into El Burrito’s gut before slamming his skull into the steel steps. Jarrett laughs before sending Del Rio’s head into the steps a second time. “When I get done with you Al, you are going to be lucky to be working at Taco Bell hombre.” Jarrett grabs Del Rio and turns him around before rushing and throwing Del Rio head first into the steel ring post on the opposite side. The crowd is strongly behind Jarrett in this match, his trashtalking over the past week has earned him support. Jarrett again, showing how personal the feud is slams Del Rio’s face into the canvas. Realizing he is on the verge of being counted out he tosses Del Rio into the ring before following after him. Del Rio crawls over to the ropes and begins trying to pull himself up. Jarrett sees his disoriented foe and helps him to his feet and turns him around to face Jarrett. Jarrett spends the next moment nailing him with a hard knife edge chop, that is so hard it puts a welt onto Del Rio’s chest.
JR: Oh god! What an impact!
Piper: God I love grudge matches.
“You don’t like my style, I’ll show you how we do it in the old US of A!” Jarrett sends Del Rio off the ropes, Del Rio comes back and Jarrett catches Del Rio before putting him up into the air and connecting with a flapjack. The crowd cheers as Jarrett covers his opponent.
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Del Rio kicks out!
Jarrett nods his head in mocking respect as he drags Del Rio to his feet and tosses him hard into the corner of the ring. Jarrett begins kicking Del Rio in the abdomen several times as Chioda counts to the traditional five count. At 4 Jarrett backs off giving Del Rio only a moment of reprieve. Jarrett is quick to grab Del Rio and prepares to slingshot him into the opposite corner, but Del Rio counters and using all the strength he can muster after the attack sends Jarrett sailing stomach first into the opposite corner. Jarrett comes out with his back turned towards Del Rio, a mistake Alberto capitalizes as he grabs Jarrett from behind and with the strength he has in the tank hits Jarrett with a german suplex. The crowd boo but some cheer the effort of both men as both men send time on the ground catching their respective breaths.
JR: Oh what a bone jarring suplex that greats like Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Kurt Angle all used in their craft and now Alberto Del Rio is the latest in the name of greats to use the move.
Piper: Are you calling Del Rio great JR? What crack have you been smoking?
JR: Del Rio has the potential to be great Roddy, but to be truthful it was more about the move then Del Rio.
Jarrett is dazed as Del Rio gets to his feet Del Rio begins to feel it now must to the chagrin of the crowd. “Come on Jack Jacket. I’ve got a lesson to teach you on style!” Jarrett doesn’t like the way Del Rio uses his name and runs after the Mexican Aristocrat, only for Del Rio to catch him and put him into the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The crowd jeer as Del Rio goes for the cover.
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Jarrett gets a shoulder up.
Del Rio, if he is surprised by only a two count doesn’t show it, as he gets up and immediately kicks Jarrett’s arm. Jarrett lets out a scream of pain before Del Rio begins to stand on top of Jarrett’s arm before jumping up into the air and coming down on his right arm. The crowd boos but Del Rio knows what he is doing, as Jarrett’s arm may well be broken. Jarrett screams in agony holding his arm in a seated position before Del Rio gives Jarrett a sharp kick right into the spine of Jarrett. Jarrett’s arm in serious trouble and a sharp pain in his back, the technical Del Rio goes for the cover.
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Jarrett manages to get a shoulder up but it looks painful.
JR: I am worried Hot Rod about Jarrett’s arm, the founder of TNA hasn’t been able to move it since Del Rio jumped on it.
Piper: We all know Del Rio’s looking to apply that cross armbreaker of his JR, if he locks it on here I think Double J will tap quicker than JR hits the bathroom after having a burger.
Del Rio stands and throws up his arms and smiles his cocky smile which infuriates the crowd. Del Rio doesn’t care as he mocks the crowd in Spanish before turning back to Jarrett still on the ground holding his right arm close to his chest. Del Rio brings Jarrett to his feet with absolutely no urgency, Del Rio must think he has the match well in hand and by looking at Jarrett who could blame him. Del Rio sets Jarrett’s right arm into position for the double knee armbreaker, but Jarrett seems to have some fight left in him as he tries swinging at Del Rio with his left hand. Jarrett is not a natural lefty and can’t hit Del Rio who brings his left elbow into Jarrett’s temple. Del Rio seems to be insulted by Jarrett’s attempt and brings the same elbow down onto his right arm. Jarrett screams in pain before Del Rio really adds the pressure by coming down on the arm full force with a double knee armbreaker. The crowd boos loudly as Del Rio slowly walks over towards his opponent, again with no urgency. Del Rio shows how personal the match is by pinning his opponent with an elbow on his head.
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Jarrett manages to get a shoulder up but just in the nick of time. Del Rio smiles in bewilderment surprised Jarrett just doesn’t call it a day. But Del Rio isn’t going to care as it means all the more punishment onto Jarrett.
JR: I’m getting a sick feeling in my gut Hot Rod that Del Rio is merely playing with Jarrett here. If that’s the case, maybe Jarrett should just lay down and save his career.
Piper: Of course Del Rio is playing with him JR. If I could destroy Hogan I would, just because its personal. Sure both these men want to be European Champion, but if Jarrett’s arm is broken Del Rio gets there without any trouble.
Del Rio is indeed toying with Jarrett as he heads into the corner and stands nonchalant waiting for Jarrett to struggle to his feet, Del Rio smiles as Jarrett gets there and Del Rio picks him up into a fireman’s carry. Del Rio has a smile on his face as he is preparing for the gutbuster but Jarrett uses his left arm to begin clobbering the side of Del Rio’s head. Del Rio is forced to drop Jarrett who lunges at Del Rio with everything he has and drops him to the mat with a nasty clothesline. The crowd cheer as Del Rio is down, Jarrett tries desperately to get some feeling but cannot. Seeing as his right arm is useless, at least for now Jarrett goes into his play book and grabs the leg of Del Rio. The crowd begin cheering loudly as Jarrett prepares to go for the Figure Four leglock, but Del Rio kicks him in the ass and Jarrett goes flying arm first into the corner. Del Rio kips up impressively before grabbing Jarrett and his arm one more time before bringing him down to the mat with a single arm DDT.
JR: God dammit! That arm of Jeff Jarrett has got to be broken now, every move Del Rio has made has been in order to destroy the right arm, the good arm, of Jeff Jarrett.
Piper: This match is brutal JR, but you got to give credit to both men, Del Rio showing his intelligence, but Jarrett is showing big guts here tonight.
Del Rio’s smile is gone now having realized how close Jarrett came to embarrassing him with one arm at that. Del Rio begins stalking his opponent, it is clear Del Rio has only one thing planned and that is to lock on the armbreaker and break Jarrett’s arm once and for all. Jarrett isn’t moving however and Del Rio is getting impatient he is about to move onto Jarrett when suddenly…
POW!
The crowd goes nuts as out of the stage pops the European champion Rob Van Dam and his new partner, Smackdown’s resident superhero, Rey Mysterio. RVD has a mic in his hand. He and Rey high five in the air.
Rob Van Dam: Dude, that is so awesome, I might have to make it part of my entrance. But hey, Del Rio, brah, what’s your beef? I been hearing backstage that you think you have what it takes to bring down Mr. Friday Night, Mr Fin Europe. Well I had to come out here using my new 619 beeper thing, and tell you, anytime you want shot, you got it because old ROB… VAN… DAM… doesn’t back down.
The crowd is going nuts as Del Rio begins insulting Van Dam and telling him to come down to the ring right now, he wants his European title shot now. Del Rio backs up in the ring to give Van Dam room to get into the ring, but so focused is he on Van Dam he forgets about his opponent. Jarrett comes up on Del Rio’s left side and using his left arm Jarrett hits the Stroke and the crowd goes nuts.
JR: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! I thought I was going to have one when RVD and Mysterio popped out.
Piper: A one armed Stroke. I feel like there is a really joke in there somewhere.
Jarrett with everything he has left in his tank makes the cover.
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Here is your winner at 17:56: Double J Jeff Jarrett!
Van Dam and Rey Mysterio share a look.
Van Dam: Did I do that? Oops!
Van Dam and Mysterio feign innocence knowing they have just stopped an injustice. Jarrett has managed to slide out of the ring where the UWF doctor has rushed out to begin working on him. The last shot we see is of Del Rio looking up the ramp at RVD, Del Rio now wants the European title even more.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
Dean Ambrose is shown walking around backstage as Josh Matthews quickly runs up to him and begins to speak.
Josh Matthews
Dean, Dean Ambrose excuse me.
Dean stops and angrily looks at Josh
Josh Matthews
I'm sorry Dean but the whole world is wondering what your thoughts are about losing the World Heavyweight Championship this past Sunday, to Ted Dibiase once again.
Dean Ambrose
Well your half right about that claim. Something that has been happening to me for the past month happened again at the Great American Bash…I didn’t win. Notice I didn’t say I lost. Out of all the losses on my record, I’ve only been pinned three times and two of those were via roll up. When it comes to one on one competition, I don’t lose. I did lose the World Heavyweight Championship to Ted, but I'm still the real World Heavyweight Champion. I was never pinned once like that fake excuse for a champion. Instead of making his own path, he's simply following his fathers footsteps. He may think it was the smart thing to do but could he have picked a worse accomplice than the Big Show? Wasn't his last match here in UWF against me when I won the Hardcore Title? How long ago was that? Four months? I took out the world's largest athlete for four months and he decides to comes back with Ted Dibiase. Notice that he didn't do a damn thing to me Sunday. He attacked Batista. It was pretty much the two of them taking on Batista while I was busy with 3 other guys. If it takes two of them to take out a nearly beaten and exhausted Batista, how do they think they'll fare against a 100 percent ready Dean Ambrose?
Josh Matthews
Well speaking of Batista, you have a none other than a Steel Cage match with him tonight. You two just got out of a hellacious King of the Mountain match this past Sunday, how do you expect to put your bodies through more torture?
Dean Ambrose
Ya' know it's that type of mindset why you didn't make it as a wrestler. Me and Batista, Batista and I are two different types of wrestlers. We thrive on competition and pain. Pain hurts him but on the other hand, pain excites me. There is only room for one destructive force on Smackdown and I‘ll be damned if Batista emerges out of this at all! There will be no running, no hiding and no mercy and that‘s just the way I like it.
Josh Matthews
Alright well thank you for your time Dean, back to you guys.
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“I come from Money” hits the PA system and the crowd gets to their feet booing as loud as they can for the man who was the King of the Mountain and the brand new UWF World Heavyweight Champion. Ted Dibiase comes out with the title belt on his shoulder and dressed for in ring competition. Next to the man is the 500 pound monster who earlier took out John Cena with one fatal Punch. Dibiase smiles as he is having the time of his life being World Champion. The two men enter the ring as Dibiase heads over to the rope and throws up the World title to jeers from the crowd.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing being accompanied to the ring by the World’s Largest Athlete The Big Show, from West Palm Beach Florida, he is the current and reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ted Dibiase Jr!
JR: I still don’t know how I feel about what transpired at the Great American Bash. We were all set up by the devious actions of one man, and that man is Ted Dibiase JR.
Piper: The son has become the Father, and look at the New Megabucks. I totally marked out when I saw these two join forces JR.
JR: One man who wasn’t marking out for this was John Cena, who earlier we witnessed getting knocked out by the big right hand of the Giant. I don’t recall Andre ever doing something like that for Ted Senior.
Piper: That’s because the new Megabucks are head and shoulders above the old one JR. Dibiase Senior was never able to win a World Championship, let alone twice.
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"Oh Radio" starts to play as Zack Ryder's video lights up the screen. The fans start to cheer for Zack Ryder. He steps out from the back, hands already high in his "L.I" pose. He nods his head a few times before running down the ramp to the ring.
Dibiase doesn't even have time to prepare as like the previous week Ryder slides into the ring and begins unloading on Dibiase.
Vs.
Ding Ding Ding
Ryder unleashes with big right hands on Dibiase until he gets Dibiase into the ropes, Ryder shoots Dibiase off of the ropes and attempts to take his head off with a clothesline, but the Champion ducks it. The champ goes off of the ropes only to come right back into the forearm of Ryder knocking Dibiase to the ground. Ryder does not stop pressing his advantage hitting Dibiase with a right hand before tossing him into the corner of the ring. Ryder nails Deebs with an uppercut of the European variety before taking a step back and charging nailing Dibiase with a clothesline in the corner. The crowd is pumped for the Zach Attack as Deebs holds his chest in pain and begins crawling for the center of the ring. Everyone’s favorite broski however is not done yet as he begins to climb the top rope and the crowd goes nuts. Dibiase begins getting to his feet as Ryder gets to the top rope. Dibiase turns and Ryder launches himself and the crowd is shocked when they see Dibiase leap up into the air and connect with a dropkick in the air. Ryder collapses as does Deebs and the crowd gives a soft ooh. Dibiase smiles at his cunningness before going for the first cover of the match up.
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3.. NO!
Ryder kicks out and the crowd is hot for him tonight and cheer loudly in approval. A Ryder chant begins playing as Dibiase begins to argue with the referee.
JR: The ring awareness of the Worlds Heavyweight Champion on display there and could have easily ended this match right there.
Piper: Deebs stop arguing with the official and get back on it.
Dibiase brings Ryder to his feet before smacking him across the face and the crowd gives Dibiase some heat. Ryder doesn’t like it any more than the fans and responses with a big right hand that staggers Dibiase. Ryder again nails another right hand and a third before throwing his arm into the air pumping it as the crowd goes WOO WOO WOO, and unleashing a fourth and final blow that sends Dibiase to the mat. Dibiase falls to his knees and takes sanctuary in the corner, but when he gets to his feet Ryder is there unleashing several hard knife edge chops to the Million Dollar son. Dibiase comes out of the corner holding his chest in clear pain as Ryder unleashes with a dropkick of his own to the delight of the crowd. “Sorry Broski.” Ryder smirks as the crowd pops.
JR: And just like that in a matter of a hiccup Ryder gets right back into the match up.
Piper: I told Deebs to go for the cover. Big Show tell your buddy to listen to me dammit!
Ryder picks up Dibiase and smacks Dibiase across the face, Ryder is not going to be bullied around. Dibiase comes back with a swing but Ryder ducks underneath it and comes up back hitting Dibiase in the gut with a sharp kick before grabbing Dibiase around the neck and connecting with a swinging neckbreaker. Ryder goes for the cover.
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The World Champion kicks out!
“Are you kidding me bro!” as now it is Ryder who is arguing with the official. Dibiase begins getting to his feet and Ryder quits his ranting to return his attention towards the champion. Dibiase gets to his feet and Ryder is right there to nail Dibiase with a reverse atomic drop. The crowd cheers as Ryder goes off the ropes and brings Dibiase crashing to the mat with a big clothesline. Ryder gets to his feet and looks right at Big Show who is pounding the mat in frustration at how bad his client is performing here tonight. Ryder brings Dibiase to his feet one more time before attempting to send Deebs into the ropes, but the champion reverses it. Ryder goes crashing into the corner and Dibiase is getting mad rushes full on after Ryder, but Ryder is waiting and nails Dibiase with a double high knee. Dibiase grabs his face in pain unable to believe his bad luck. Ryder begins fist pumping in the ring before running right at the Champion, but the Champion proves why he is indeed world champion as he grabs the rushing Ryder and uses his momentum against him and powerslams Ryder to the mat. The Champion goes for the cover.
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3. NO!
Again Ryder kicks out forcing Dibiase to curse. Of course this time Dibiase does not make the mistake of wasting time and begins stomping away on Ryder immediately.
JR: And now we are seeing the World Champion starting to build some momentum, if I was Zach Ryder this is one place I would not want to be.
Piper: When Dibiase can get into a match and insert his will on his opponent he is the most dangerous man in a Smackdown ring JR.
Deebs sucks begins chanting throughout the arena as the Big Show tries to get them all to shut up to no avail. Dibiase is in the ring not even paying attention yelling for Ryder to get up, Ryder does and Deebs continues to insert his will as he grabs Ryder in a full nelson and brings Ryder down to the mat bringing out his knee and finishing the full nelson backbreaker. The crowd boos and Dibiase does not go for the traditional cover. Instead he stands up and throws his arms out to the sold out Smackdown crowd. The World Champion wants respect, and unfortunately for him he doesn’t get it.
JR: I think Dibiase is trying to impress these people Hot Rod and well the fans don’t much like the World Champion.
Piper: They will boo him, but I bet if he each gave them a hundred bucks those jeers would turn into jeers. Dibiase is all about showing the fans they are hyprocrites after all.
Dibiase is frustrated as all get up as he turns back to Ryder who is beginning to stir. Dibiase kicks Ryder in the side of the head forcing him back down to the mat, Deebs than unloads his signature fist drop onto the spike haired Ryder. “This is my show, you get it!” Deebs begins yelling on his knees at the unmoving Ryder before going for the cover.
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3. NO!
Ryder kicks out.
“Are you challenged or something? I’ve never seen such a lame ass count.” Dibiase yells at the official Nick Patrick. “What do I have to pay you to count faster?” Deebs reaches into his boot and pulls out a hundred dollar bill. “Here count faster dammit!” The ref shrugs his shoulders before taking the hundred dollar bill and putting it into his shirt pocket.
JR: Is that legal Hot Rod? Dibiase is bribing the referee.
Piper: Whatever it takes to get a victory JR, everyone has a price. I just can’t believe the ref would give up his integrity for a hundred, what a whore.
Dibiase gets down and covers Dibiase again this time the ref counts much faster.
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At the last possible second of the extremely fast count Ryder kicks out! The official tells Deebs he can’t count any faster than that and Deebs nods his head knowing it to be true. Deebs slams his fists into the mat before getting to his feet and beginning to stalk Ryder.
JR: How unprofessional, that count was the fastest thing I’ve ever seen, does Nick Patrick have absolutely no integrity.
Piper: Well in Patrick’s defense, there is no boss here tonight. He can do whatever the hell he wants with Wolfe on the shelf.
Ryder is slow to get to his feet and Deebs continues to stalk him from behind. Once Ryder gets to his feet Dibiase grabs Ryder from behind looking for Dream Street, but before Dibiase can bring him down Ryder uses all his strength to send Deebs back first into the turnbuckle. The crowd goes nuts as Ryder begins to fight back. Dibiase comes out and Ryder is waiting for him and from out of nowhere hits the World champion with the Rough Ryder. The crowd goes crazy as we are about to see an upset here. Ryder makes the cover.
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JR: What an upset! Zach Ryder is going to defeat the World Champion and go 2-1 in there series.
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Piper: I never expected this JR.
3… NO!
The Big Show throws Dibiase’s leg onto the bottom rope. The official sees it clearly and ends the count and begins to holler at the Big Show. Big Show merely puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out a couple bills and hands them to Nick Patrick. Patrick immediately forgets about the situation. Ryder looks at Patrick with sheer disdain. “Are you kidding me bro!?”
JR: Did Big Show just pay Patrick so he didn’t disqualify Dibiase there Hot Rod?
Piper: I’m not going to lie, this is great. Patrick must be on the Gotham City payroll, cause he is crooked JR.
Ryder begins yelling at the official and even shoves him to the delight of the crowd who are clearly booing Nick Patrick. Seeing the official being attacked by Ryder the Big Show gets up on the apron to major heat. Ryder sees the Big Show coming into the ring and grins. As the Big Show is straddling the ropes Ryder rushes him, but the Big Show’s massive hand catches him by the throat. The crowd boo loudly as they know the Chokeslam is coming, but Ryder quickly kicks the Big Show in his weakest spot, the genitals and the crowd goes crazy.
JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! That is what I call justice Hot Rod. The Big Show has no business being in this match up here, I only wish it had been Nick Patrick taking it in the boys if you know what I mean Piper.
Piper: God you are like Rey Mysterio, always justice this, justice that.
Ryder begins fist pumping as he prepares to nail the Big Show with the Rough Ryder, but before he can Dibiase comes back and grabs him from behind before sending Ryder to dream street! The crowd boo as the distraction from Show has given him enough time to recuperate. Dibiase goes for the cover, and with the crooked Nick Patrick it is all but a formality.
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Winner of the match at 16:21 The World Heavyweight Champion: Ted Dibiase Jr.
JR: This is bull shit. Absolute highway robbery, I am so ashamed to have called this match. This was disgusting!
Piper: Pipe down JR, before the Megabucks pay someone to come after you!
Dibiase is handed his title back from Nick Patrick as Deebs holds it up high for the world to see. He turns his attention quickly to his partner who is still on a knee in the corner. Deebs checks Show who looks extremely pissed off now. “Get his ass up!” Show tells Deebs who gets a huge smile on his face. Dibiase puts his belt down in the corner before beginning to pick up the now helpless Zach Ryder. The crowd begin jeering as Dibiase holds Ryder as Show takes his big fist and begins to set up for the WMD!
JR: No! Come on you already stole the match, there is absolutely no reason for this.
Piper: What match were you watching JR? Big Show has every right to take Ryder’s head off here and put him back on the shelf where he belongs.
Before Show can do anything however the crowd gets to their feet and are going nuts as the one and only JOHN CENA slides into the ring. The crowd lets off the biggest pop of the night as Cena spins the Big Show around and begins attacking the World’s Largest Sell Out! Big Show is staggered from the brunt of Cena’s shots and the surprise of them as Cena bounces off the ropes and nails the Big Show with a shoulder block. Show doesn’t go down however and Cena goes off the ropes again and hits a second shoulder block that has the Big Show tipping off of his feet. The crowd is going nuts as Cena screams, “To hell with this!” And with only the strength a man like John Cena possesses lifts Big Show up onto his shoulders and slams him down to the mat with a massive Attitude Adjustment!
JR: John Cena! John Cena! John Cena! Attempting to adjust the attitude of the Big Show and while it might not work, it sure as hell makes me feel good.
Piper: God damn that John Cena, does he even know what he has done?!
Cena begins looking for Dibiase and is mighty unhappy when he sees Dibiase slinking away up the ramp. Cena shakes his head and points at Dibiase. “I told you I wanted some, so I’m coming to get some you little bitch!” Dibiase shakes his head in disgust at Cena as Cena throws up his hands into the air as UWF Smackdown heads to commercial break.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
Fade. We return to the ring where the arena goes dark and a spotlight appears on the Steel Cage lowering from the ceiling. The audience cheers as they know the main event is coming up next. The steel cage lands and Lillian Garcia stands up, as she introduces the competitors.
Lillian Garcia: This contest is a Steel Cage match! The only way to win is by pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage! Introducing first...
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The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains, a few seconds afterwards. Batista walks to the ramp as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off.
Batista gets back up and walks to ring side as he stares up at the Steel Cage.
Batista walks up to the Cage, as he grips his fingers around the steel. Batista walks up the steel steps and enters the ring, as he hops up and down, preparing for the match.
Lillian Garcia: From Washington D.C., 'The Animal' Batista!
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The crowd goes absolutely nuts for the former World Heavyweight Champion as he comes out prepared for his match. Once again the former champion shows he is not afraid of pain as he slaps himself across the face before he makes his way down to the ring exchanging high fives with the crowd. He walks up to the Steel Cage and looks up and down at it, before rubbing his face against the Steel, proving he isn't afraid. Ambrose walks up the steel steps and enters the ring, locking eyes with Batista.
Lillian Garcia: From Cincinnati Ohio, weighing in at 243 lbs, he is the former U.W.F. World Heavyweight Champion, DEAN AMBROSE!!!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Well Folks, it’s time for the main event of the evening, Batista versus Dean Ambrose in a steel cage match!
Roddy Piper: Ambrose is locked inside the cage with the Animal and we all know what a caged Animal is like!
Jim Ross: If there’s anyone that can take the punishment by the Animal, it is Dean Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose tugs on the steel cage meshing as Batista stares straight at Dean Ambrose; after a few moments the Animal grows impatient and taunts Ambrose to hurry up, the bizarre Ambrose chuckles back and screams “Alright then!” and launches himself up onto the top rope and begins to hall himself up and over the side of the cage. Batista rushes over and grabs the foot of Ambrose, but Ambrose delivers a boot to the face of Batista, Batista stumbles backwards as Dean Ambrose leaps off the side of the cage and delivers a huge dropkick to Batista knocking Batista down to the canvas. Batista seems dazed as he stands back up to his feet and gathers his thoughts as Ambrose dives into the ring ropes and rebounds off and delivers a shoulder block to Batista but that doesn’t knock the Animal down, instead Batista stands their in defiance as growls at Ambrose as Ambrose goes off another rope but this time Batista drills Ambrose with a huge clothesline.
Roddy Piper: JR, I’m telling ya, Batista is an absolute Animal! A monster!
Jim Ross: Hotrod, sometimes I wonder will anyone actually pin the Animal?
Ambrose desperately struggles back to his feet as the monster Batista just lurks in the background as Ambrose turns around, Batista hoists Ambrose up onto his shoulder and charges with Ambrose before tossing Ambrose head first into the steel cage meshing. Ambrose smashes into meshing before falling down the side of the cage behind the ring ropes, Batista assault is relentless as he charges into Ambrose, sandwiching Ambrose between Batista and the meshing. The fans “ooh” as Batista then grabs the head of Ambrose and begins to grate it across the meshing like a cheese grater; Ambrose roars in absolute agony as blood begins to pour down the face of Ambrose, Batista finally lets go of Ambrose as Ambrose collapses into a heap.
Jim Ross: Batista is absolutely destroying the former World Heavyweight Champion here Roddy!
Roddy Piper: Ambrose could be in a lot of trouble he can’t get any offense on Batista.
Ambrose slowly picks himself up as Batista watches Ambrose stumble through the middle rope, Batista scoops up Ambrose onto his shoulder once again and rams Ambrose straight into the Steel Meshing once more but Batista doesn’t let go of Ambrose as he backs up and delivers another sickening run with Ambrose, driving Ambrose’s bloodied cranium into meshing. Ambrose blood is dripping onto the canvas Batista goes to deliver a third and final blow to Ambrose but Ambrose manages to wiggle off the shoulders of Batista and lands on his feet behind Batista and grabs Batista into a waistlock; Ambrose charges forwards smashing Batista into the side of steel cage, Batista bounces back as Ambrose Batista back onto the canvas, Ambrose rolls through into a bridging pin on Batista.
One…
Two…
Jim Ross: Ambrose might actually steal a Pinfall victory on the Animal Batista!
Roddy Piper: I wouldn’t put it past Dean Ambrose!
Batista manages to kick out!
The fans boo as Batista uses all his strength to force Ambrose off him, Batista gets back to his feet as the bloodied Ambrose delivers a thunderous right hook to Batista. Batista doesn’t take too kindly to his feet, driving his knee into the gut of Ambrose. Knocking the wind out of Ambrose, Batista delivers a second knee to the gut, Ambrose is gasping for air as Batista clubs Ambrose across back, Ambrose goes down to one knee as Batista then places Ambrose into powerbomb position but Ambrose manages to escape out of it and takes Batista’s legs from underneath and flips over ontop of Batista in a Sunset Flip pin attempt.
One…
Two…
Roddy Piper: JR, is it me or is Ambrose looking for the quick pinfall victory on Batista?
Jim Ross: You could be right there Hotrod!
Thr…
Batista manages to bridge upwards for the first time in his career and turns Dean Ambrose inside out straight into another Powerbomb position, this time Batista manages to lift Dean Ambrose up for the Powerbomb but Dean Ambrose unloads on Batista, pummelling with closed right hooks; Batista finally releases his grip as Ambrose lands on his feet and delivers a bloodied headbutt to the head of Batista. Batista stumbles backwards before Ambrose charges across and delivers a European Uppercut to the Animal Batista but it doesn’t knock Batista off his feet. Ambrose shakes his head as grabs Batista by the arm and sends Batista across the ring; Ambrose quickly leaps up onto the top rope as Batista charges back, Ambrose leaps off the top rope and delivers a diving clothesline to finally get the Animal off his feet, the fans go nuts as Ambrose rolls Batista onto his back and seemingly is going for the Regal Stretch.
Jim Ross: No way, will Ambrose get the Regal Stretch on Batista.
Roddy Piper: Don’t discredit it!
Ambrose goes for the STF, Ambrose successfully completes the Step over but Batista gets his arms in the way to block Ambrose going for the Crossface, Ambrose tries to lock it in, Batista uses all his strength to force Ambrose off him. Batista gets back to his feet as Ambrose charges at Batista, Batista hoists Ambrose up into a devastating Spinebuster, the canvas shakes underneath Batista’s raw strength, Batista hooks the leg of Ambrose, knowing the match is over.
One…
Two…
Jim Ross: Goodnight Dean Ambrose!
Roddy Piper: Man JR, Dean Ambrose might be joining Desmond Wolfe in hospital after that brutal Spinebuster!
Three…
DEAN AMBROSE GETS A SHOULDER UP!
The crowd is set ablaze as Dean Ambrose gets his shoulder up and off the canvas, Batista can’t believe it as he yells at referee Charles Robinson, yelling it was a three count, pushing him, Batista gets right in the face of Charles Robinson; backing him into a corner, but this is giving Dean Ambrose to crawl over to the turnbuckle by the door and slowly begins scale the side of the cage!
Jim Ross: Look at Dean Ambrose go folks!
Roddy Piper: Ambrose still has the wits of a champion, JR!
Ambrose begins to crawl his way up as Batista turns around and quickly pursues Ambrose, grabbing Ambrose by the trunks but Ambrose slams Batista against the side of the cage, Batista lands on the turnbuckle as Ambrose continues climbs up, Ambrose grabs a hold of a steel chain supporting the cage but Batista isn’t willing to give it up yet. Batista delivers a brutal low-blow to Ambrose, Ambrose crumbles slightly, sending the steel chain down onto shoulder of Batista, Batista wraps it around his fist and nails Ambrose in the face, Ambrose is a goner as Batista grabs bloodied Dean Ambrose into a Powerbomb position from the top rope and drills him off the top rope with Batista Bomb, Dean Ambrose falls from grace straight through the canvas of the ring, the crowd erupts into “HOLY FUCKING SHIT” Chants!
Jim Ross: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, BATISTA’S KILL HIM! HE’S KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
Roddy Piper: Shit JR, Ambrose is done for.
Batista begins to laugh at the top of his voice as he climbs down from the top turnbuckle, avoiding the massive crater in the canvas, Dean Ambrose is somewhere amongst the wreckage. But Charles Robinson notices the body of Dean Ambrose has rolled to outside of the ring, he calls for the bell; Dean Ambrose has won the match!
Jim Ross: Blah! Dean Ambrose has won this match but hasn’t won the war!
Roddy Piper: Too right JR!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via escaping the cage at 12:34: Dean Ambrose
Batista is livid as he grabs Charles Robinson and with raw strength he tosses Charles Robinson across the ring, slamming into the side of the steel cage! Batista is seeing red as he grabs the top rope and tugs at it with such force the entire top rope collapses from the strength of Batista. The steel cage is being lifted up so Paramedics can get to Charles Robinson but that is also freeing Animal Batista, who climbs out of the ring and picks up the lifeless Dean Ambrose and charges across ring side with him before him straight into a corner of the barricade with unbelievable strength, causing the barricade to collapse!
Jim Ross: Where need security out here to stop Batista!
Roddy Piper: I don’t think security could handle Batista!
Batista isn’t done with Ambrose as he drags the lifeless corpse of Dean Ambrose into the ring before grabbing a microphone from Lillian Gracia; Batista climbs into the ring and nails the bloodied Ambrose in the head with the microphone before yelling into it.
Batista: This is freakin’ bullcrap! I should be the number one contender, I just put Dean Ambrose on the shelve and I won’t leave this ring till I get that championship shot! Do you hear me, I want a title shot!
Batista then grabs the broke ring ropes and wraps it around the neck of Ambrose and begins to pull on it, choking Ambrose out cold, Batista roars in frustration at the two cheap loses on the trout.
Jim Ross: MY GOD! SOMEONE GET OUT HERE!
Roddy Piper: JR! THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN FOR THE JOB!
And with that, Rey Mysterio rushes down to ringside and slides into the ring, Batista releases his hold on Ambrose as he goes for a clothesline on Rey Mysterio but the resident superhero ducks underneath rebounds off the ring rope but goes straight into a huge Big Boot from the Animal, Batista then grabs Mysterio by the throat and is seemingly going for a spinebuster or Powerbomb but Edge has slid into the ring behind Batista and nails Batista in the back with a steel chair! Batista hits the canvas as Edge takes the microphone.
Edge: You think you deserve a title shot gave? Not a chance! If anyone deserve a World Heavyweight Championship match, it’s the longest reigning champion in UCW history, ME! THE RATED R…
But before Edge can finish his nickname, Jeff Hardy is in the ring with a eight foot ladder! The fans have no clue what’s going on as Jeff Hardy drills Edge in the gut with the ladder before slamming it down ontop of the Rated R Superstar, Jeff Hardy doesn’t have a moment to say anything as Zack Ryder throws himself into the mixer!
Jim Ross: It’s chaos out here folks!
Zack Ryder slides into the ring as Jeff Hardy turns around into a huge Rough Ryder from Zack Ryder! The fans go nuts as the Long-Island Iced-Z stands defiant in the middle of the ring, he flicks his hair and chuckles for a moment before picking up the microphone.
Zack Ryder: Woo, woo, woo! If these broski’s are throwing their names into the hat, then I’m gonna too, bro! You know it!
But not everyone is interested in Zack Ryder being number one contender as Bray Wyatt slides into the ring and begins to nail Zack Ryder with right hooks as Cousin Eli on the outside sets up a table! The fans don’t know what to think as Bray Wyatt nails Ryder with another right hook, forcing himself towards the ring ropes where Eli Cottenwood is and without warning, Bray Wyatt hoists up Zack Ryder and Urn-ages him over the top rope to the table below! Wyatt chuckles as he turns around straight into a Batista Spinebuster from the Animal himself! Eli Cottenwood climbs up onto the ring apron but Batista sends him flying off onto the barricade! Batista is the only man standing as the lights are dimmed and then after a moment, the titantron lights up with a titantron saying “NEW SMACKDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!”
Jim Ross: Who could it be, Hotrod?
Roddy Piper: I don’t know JR, we’ll have to wait and find out!
Suddenly Jim Cornette emerges on the titantron video! The fans go nuts as Jim Cornette comes out onto the staging with both members of the Black & White Machine besides him, Jim Cornette has a microphone in his hand and looks like he’s ready to address Smackdown.
Jim Cornette: Just hold up on frickin’ second there, Dave! I've had enough of the inmates running the damn asylum! As Executive Producer of Smackdown, it's about *beep*ing time some takes control of the damn place! So I am stepping away from my duties of managing the Black & White Machine until further notice, so I can manage this mad house! So Dave, you ain't getting a World Heavyweight Championship match because that is the role of John Cena!
The fans erupt as Batista cannot believe it, he’s incredibly aggregated by this decision but Jim Cornette continues regardless.
Jim Cornette: As for the UWF European Championship, that too has already booked by me personally and that will see Rob Van Dam defend against both Alberto Del Rio & Jeff Jarrett after the controversial finish to their match finish! And obviously The Black & White Machine are going to focus on kicking the asses of Y.E.S, so where does that leave you guys in the ring so desperate for a title shot!?
Batista is livid, roaring at Batista to give him a title shot, Cornette snaps back as he makes a major announcement.
Jim Cornette: Oh, shut the *BEEP* up, Dave! Yer gonna get your chance, because at the moment, I see Six guys all wanting a shot at the gold, and I see a broken table, a steel chair and a ladder in the ring and it’s given me a great idea! ‘Cause headlining Smackdown’s Summerslam and whoopin’ Raw’s perfect elimination will be…
Jim Cornette pauses a moment.
Jim Cornette: Jeff Hardy versus Edge versus Rey Mysterio versus Zack Ryder versus Bray Wyatt versus Batista in a…
The fans are on the edge of their seats as Jim Cornette clears his voice before continuing.
Jim Cornette: MONEY IN THE BANK, TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS MATCH!!!
The fans suddenly erupt as Batista looks at the carnage in the ring as Jim Cornette chuckles feeling incredibly smug about his booking decision. This is how Smackdown ends with this bombshell of an announcement.
End of Show
Credits:
Promos: Respective TTer's.
Coding EOR's Matches: Blizzard
Steel Cage/Sting Wyatt/ending segement: EOR
Everything else: SBS
Confirmed for Summerslam
UWF Smackdown Money in the Bank TLC Match
Edge v. Wyatt v. Ryder v. Hardy v. Mysterio v. Batista
UWF European Championship
Rob Van Dam (c) v. Jeff Jarrett v. Alberto Del Rio
UWF Tag Team Championship
The Black and White Machine (Sting and Joe) (c) v. Y.E.S. (Damien Sandow and D-Bry)
We open the show with a blank screen on the tron. Then, the voice of so-called “Best Wrestler In The World” Daniel Bryan is heard over the PA System.
Daniel Bryan: After weeks of being led by a tyrannical madman. After weeks of being controlled by a power-drunk failure, Nigel McGuinness.....or “Desmond Wolfe” is no longer in charge of SmackDown. But, who is in charge around here, you ask? The answer is simple. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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The crowd immediately begins to boo as “Y.E.S.” Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow make their way down to the ring.
JR: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen to a very surreal edition of UWF SmackDown. I'm “Good Ole' JR” Jim Ross sitting alongside my broadcast partner “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Roddy, what'd ya think about this?
Piper: Oh I love it, JR! These two guys, Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow proved at the Great American Bash that they will do anything to win!
JR: No doubt about that but, Roddy, these guys are running SmackDown now? I mean, Desmond Wolfe is gone. What is gonna happen tonight?
Daniel and Damien reach the ring and climb inside. Daniel grabs some microphones and hands one to Sandow. The music fades out as the crowd is still boo-ing these two men right out of the building. This doesn't fade these men as Daniel continues talking.
Daniel Bryan: For weeks, that pathetic excuse for a General Manager made our lives here on SmackDown a living Hell and we've had to just sit here and endure. He stacked decks against us, He screwed me out of another chance at the World Heavyweight Championship by having me eliminated from the Rumble a few weeks ago, He even screwed us out of a chance to be UWF Tag Team Champions. We are constantly labeled as the villains around here when obviously we're the victims. Victims of someone with an inflated ego and some sense of unplaced self-righteousness. So, we did the non-violent thing to do and we protested to get what we wanted and what was best for all of you because, God knows, you people don't have a clue. I got the greatest gift I could have been given. I got to climb into the ring with Nigel McGuinness and force him to retire!
The crowd boos as Daniel brings that fact up. Daniel has a big smile on his face.
Daniel Bryan: And by doing that I proved once again that I am The Best Wrestler In The World and nobody can take that away from me. Nigel, I know you're licking your chops from the other night and still recuperating but I know you can't resist tuning in, so I want you to listen to my words. I'm not a man who says I told you so but.....Oh wait a second yes I am! I told you stepping into the ring with me was career suicide and look where we are. I'm standing in the ring running SmackDown and you're home in England having Chelsea wipe up after you. Nigel McGuinness is no more which means he's no longer an issue around here.
Daniel looks over to Damien as Damien lifts his microphone up to speak.
Damien Sandow: Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment
The crowd immediately respond with boos not allowing Sandow to finish his trademark opening line.
Damien Sandow: My name is Damien Sandow, and I am here to help each and every single one of you. Just as I have for the past month, for in the span of the allotted time I’ve been given in this ring I have accomplished what I set out to do. Of course the former man in charge found ways of soiling my record, however those tainted losses came at the hands of injustice and underhanded tactics which at the end of the day only served to prove how ignorant the miscreant at the helm was. But now he has departed, not by his own accord but by the hands of Mr. Bryan with a slight assistance on my part. And yet that was not our only victory of the night, as we then sought out to Outsmart, outwit, and outmaneuver the so called “Ultimate Opportunist”. The Great American Bash was the event where we establish our reemergence here on Smackdown, where we establish our dominance over the Smackdown serial from here on out. Leading up to this very night there were several rumors over what would occur at this moment.
Sandow pauses, the crowds hatred rising in volume being the cause, Sandow shakes his head
Thank you for your Irrelevant Opinion
The crowd boos even louder after Sandows comment, he looks almost disgusted as he goes on
Damien Sandow: This is precisely the reason behind why we’ve decided to keep matters calm, Tonight we could have arranged an amazing banquet of celebration. Were instead of a marvelous spread of food, we would feast on the adulation and praise of each and every one of you. Confetti, balloons, streamers, even a pyrotechnics display on the stage to celebrate our glorious night. However, what you all need to realize is that Celebration is for simpletons. We choose not to rot our minds with false bravado, we choose not to waste our time pandering to all of you, for while our victory was grand at the aforementioned Bash…we have not even scratched the proverbial surface. For we still have work to do, in saving you all from the sea of ignorance you all have chosen to dive head first into. We are at a level where common celebration is beneath us. Which is why tonight we do not choose to do what is expect, we are here for very simple reasons…mainly answering a few questions lingering after Sundays event, so without further ado it is time once again for query and answer time.
The crowd boos as Sandow straightens his robe before extending one finger up proposing a question
Damien Sandow: Were Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow, the aggregation of intelligence, and the dyad known as the acronym Y.E.S. Successful in ridding this company of not only the miscreant running Smackdown, but furthermore ridding this company of the illusion known as the hype behind the Rated-R so called “superstar”?
Daniel Bryan: Yes!
Damien Sandow: Has the Smackdown brand finally been liberated from the chains of ignorance holding it down from it’s true potential, Better yet will we finally be able to accomplish what we are truly capable of now that we for all intents and purposes run this serial?
Daniel Bryan: Yes! Yes!
Damien Sandow: Do Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan deserve above everyone else a reward for their efforts in saving this brand and company, in the form of a contendership for championship gold?
Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES!
Damien Sandow: Now that we have enlightened you all with our presence, on behalf of Mr. Bryan to each and every one of you that make up the unwashed masses…You’re We-
IT'S SHOWTIME!
The fans suddenly erupt as "Immortal" by Adema blasts through the PA system, the fans are chanting "STING! STING! STING!" as the Icon, himself steps out from the backstage with a sinister glare in his eyes at the members of Y.E.S. While Sting isn't sporting any fancy make-up, he is in a Smackdown T-shirt and has a microphone in his hand.
Sting: Woah, woah, WOAH! Hold up there Damien and Daniel, I don't remember receiving any memo announcing you two as the General Managers of UWF Smackdown! Infact, I remember specifically that position of General Manager is going to be down to one, Jim E. Cornette! But till then boys, it is pretty much anarchy rules, and therefore I'm going to air some dirty laundry about your "victories" at the Great American Bash!
The fans pop as the Stinger looks at Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan, both them looking smug, basically thinking they're indestructible as the Stinger points at the both of them.
Sting: Firstly, you Damien Sandow! You never had Edge on the ropes, far from it, from what I saw of the match, the Rated R superstar was giving you one ride straight to hell and it was by pure chance that the thought Edge had hit you with the chair, rather than you emerging victorious! In short Damien, it was pure fluke! And, as for you Bryan Danielson! You are the dirtiest piece of work in this industry right now, what was it? Exposed Ring post blows, Brass Knuckles, Steel Chairs and a little help from your buddy over there pretty much secure yourself victory over Desmond Wolfe and now you portray yourself as some kind of hero when in reality you are nothing more than a cocky young thug? I think everyone would agree with me if I said, no, no, NO to Y.E.S!?
The fans pop for the Icon Sting as he keeps a serious face and stares down with Y.E.S, but the Icon isn't done as he makes a suggestion.
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Sting: Quite frankly, I am appalled by your conduct, Y.E.S but yet, only one person has had the guts to stand up to you two, Desmond Wolfe and look how that ended due to your underhanded tactics but no more, as I'm issuing you two a proposition that you cannot refuse! At Summerslam, Me and the Samoan Killing Machine, Samoa Joe take on the both of you in a Tag Team Championship match! No more relying on each others interference in a two on one situation, a two versus two matchup but the question is, can you two handle the Black & White Machine when it comes to Showtime!?
Sandow and Bryan look at one another for a moment before Sandow lifts back his microphone
Damien Sandow: If it isn't the grand hypocrite of the Ultimate Wrestling Federation, Well Sting as far as running this brand it isn't a matter of whose name be on the door it be a matter of who decides things in the long run. Mr. Bryan and Myself decided we didn't like Desmond Wolfe and we took care of the matter accordingly, however don't let that distract from the fact that you two are the unfit and unjustifiably crowned UWF Tag Team Champions. For during our Match it was your partner who decided not to show up, and yet once the match had occurred and Desmond Wolfe got involved he decided to insert himself back into the match and for some reason this was allowed by UWF Officials. Now as far as your Proposal goes...while we would often pass at the thought of having to soil our extremities of the filth known as the Black and White machine, we have these people to think about and we feel countenance to the opportunity...Therefore we see approbation to the proposal as the only course of action and thus will be doing so as of now.
Sandow turns to Daniel Bryan to steps up
Daniel Bryan: in other words, as far as the answer to your challenge goes...Yes!...Yes!...Yes!
Damien Sandow: Thank you Mr. Bryan for clearing that matter up, and Mr. Sting when you go back there and tell Mr. Joseph of what you've just done please relay my message. For us relieving you of those championships will result in us relieving you of the pressure of you being exposed for the frauds you really are, You're Welcome.
Sting smiles as nods his head as he wraps everything up.
Sting: No, no, no, Sandy! You're welcome, oh by the way... Turn around boys! Ta-tar for now!
Sting walks away as both Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan turn around into a huge big double clothesline from Samoa Joe! The crowd erupts as Daniel Bryan gets back to his feet first and eats a Samoan Drop from Joe before Sandow tries to intervene and eats a boot to the gut before suffering the Island Driver! The fans go nuts as Joe spits on both men and picks up a microphone.
Samoa Joe: Come Summerslam, y'all gonna be crying for yo momma's 'cause I'm out to get both of your asses. You don't disrespect the 'code'.
The fans erupt into cheers as Samoa Joe hits the deck and rolls out of the ring before marching up the entrance, UWF Smackdown takes it to the backstage.
SmackDown now heads backstage, where we can see the European Champion Rob Van Dam standing with Fonzie, talking to each other ...
Fonzie:
Listen to me daddy! You don't owe that guy nothin'! You won this title rightfully! He didn't have chance and he knew it, that's why he walked out daddy and that's why you're the European Champion right now, baby! It was his fault, that he left the ring, he knew, that he hadn't chance against Mr. Friday Night! He ...
RVD suddenly interrupts Fonzie ..
RVD:
Whoa, hold on Fonz ... I owe that guy somethin'. He helped me, even though I didn't need it. But he made my fight easier and that's what I admire. And hey, I think he would be a great ... you know ... partner. We can't bring back Sabu. He's old and I bet he's out of his form, even The Sheik himself doesn't want to let him compete under his wings, you know what I mean? The thing is that, The Whole Fuckin' Show, could be a double champion again and that feeling to be double champ is awesome dude. And you know, even the coolest man on the planet, Rob Van Dam, could be even cooler, than he is right now. If we can cooperate with him and RVD will get two matches at next PPV, I could retain and become a new champion at one show. Now tell me, how awesome is that, no, I will tell you, it's fuckin' awesome! And dude, how about being a triple champion ... at next PPV, retaining my European title and become new tag team champion, but dude ... at the Pay-Per-View, after this next Pay-Per-View, if the plans will go my way, Rob Van Dam will have the chance to become World Champion. Sounds good to me, RVD, the champion of champions ... then I can give that title as a gift to him and ....
RVD suddenly looks past Fonzie's shoulder ...
RVD:
Whoa, speaking of the devil ...
Fans cheer when all of a sudden the superhero of the UWF comes out of the corner Rey Mysterio begins to speak
Rey Mysterio: Rob, Fonz... Look I hope your appreciative of what I did this Sunday. I did what I did because I only thought it was in the best of interest, and justice that you stay as the European champion. Rob I did what you did, and now you have to do a favor for me. See Rob there is a huge evil here in the UWF, there is evil everywhere we go here in the halls, and that is why RVD for every great super hero. They need a great sidekick, they need someone they know they can trust, and Rob you are that someone. So RVD I wanna know, will you be interest in joining my justice league, and helping me claim the UWF tag team championship.
When Rey finishes his last sentence Fonzie is about to rush on Rey Mysterio, but RVD just holds him back and speaks ...
RVD:
Okay Rey, I admire everything you've done so far, but you keep on forgetting, who's the European Champion here, so let me remind you, it's me, RVD. And the thing is that ... I ain't someone's sidekick dude, I may be your partner, but I'm not someone's sidekick, I don't what really is under that mask, but I guess, there's not enough space for a normal human brain. Let's just say, it was just a misunderstoodment or I heard somethin' wrong. But really, if you want to clear UWF ring from all those dirty, so called, criminals, I think I can help you with that. And dude, let's just say, that those UWF Tag Team Championships are just a little cherry on top of the cake. As a matter of fact, when we get together, when put our heads together and fight like a one men, I guess we can take over the whole UWF RAW. I mean, I'm already The Whole Fuckin' show, but I always care about other people and their needs, so it would be all about you, updating your UWF career status to ... "Being the best in the company, of course, after the God himself - Rob Van Dam". That was the funny part, but now in all seriousness man, you wanna fight, I wanna fight, so let's fight for something worthy. You wanna clear UWF, I want another title hanging on my shoulder. So, let me just ask you a question dude ... are you ready, to smoke some asses, with Mr. every day in the fuckin' week, Rob Van Dam?
RVD just positions his hand for a handshake, while Fonzie says his part ...
Fonzie:
You should do that daddy! 'Cause without Rob Van Dam you're nothin'! Just a masked mascot, hoping around the ring, but with us, you're gonna become a masked phenom daddy! Shake that hand, before it's too late baby! But not too late for us, but for you!We already have what we want, it's just us helping us you out daddy! You think, you're gonna clear UWF yourself? All alone? Well, you can think that, but you're NOT, gonna do it all by your own! You need help of Rob Van Dam daddy! And you know it!
Fonzie stands behind RVD, Rob is still waiting for the handshake, Rey ultimately shakes RVD hands and he begins to speak
Rey Mysterio: Rob we got ourselves a deal. We will become the best super hero team ever, so with honor of you joining I give you this.
Rey pulls out a button the button seems to have something on it. The reading on the button says "619 Justice League"
Rey Mysterio: This right here shows your honorary membership to the 619 justice league. With this you will have access to the 619 lair... which is not a janitors closet as most people call it but a lair where we can have fun, and make sure the streets of the UWF are clean. RVD and Rey Mysterio.... the super team of the UWF, and soon Rob everyone will see the light, and want to become heroes as well. So Rob here it is your official membership. Now Rob I could sit here all day, and talk about other great things, but I must patrol the streets, and make sure nothing is going wrong here in the UWF. Alas...
Rey gives Rob his button as he jumps away and starts pretending he is flying. Fonz tries to look at the button as Rob just shrugs and smiles ...
RVD:
Cool ...
SmackDown then moves onto its first match.
Fade. We return to the arena where Lillian Garcia is in the ring, ready to introduce the next match.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first...
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'Broken In Out In Love' hits the PA system, the haunting first strums of the guitar mean one thing, and our suspicions are correct as Bray Wyatt walks out from behind the curtain. Not saying a word. Just staring ahead. Bray Wyatt walks down the ramp not making eye contact with anybody. He slowly and stately walks up the ring steps and along the ring apron. As Bray Wyatt goes to climb into the ring, he begins to chuckle before hopping into the ring and preparing for his match.
Lillian Garcia: He is the Reverend Bray Wyatt!
Darkness falls over the arena as the fans cheer, some of them out of anticipation, others out of lack of knowing how to react. Suddenly a young voice begins to recite a familiar poem.
When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.
From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.
The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.
This. Is. Sting.
After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the titantron screen lights up with the entrance video of the "Icon".
As the crowd erupts into cheers, "Immortal" by Adema begins to play as the fans are joined by the one and only Sting as he makes his way from the backstage area and enters through the curtain, turning the corner and appearing on the stage before them all. Sting stops and outstretches his arms and leans back, letting out a loud and passionate, "Wooooo!" before making his way down the ramp. He makes his way down the ramp, darting over to the steel steps as he reaches the end of it. He ascends the steps and walks along the apron, stepping through the ropes as he walks to the opposite side of the ring and prepares for his match.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Well, let’s see how Bray Wyatt does without Eli Cottenwood at ringside?
Roddy Piper: Ahhh, Sting now has Bray Wyatt’s number, I think!
Sting chuckles as he stares down at Bray Wyatt, Wyatt does a cross across his chest before steps up to the Icon, Sting. The two men get into eachother’s faces, both arguing with eachother before Bray Wyatt takes a cheap shot at the Icon with a right hook; Sting stumbles backwards as Bray Wyatt unloads with a second one but Sting blocks the third attempt and returns fire with a thunderous chop back, straight across the chest of Bray Wyatt. Wyatt gasps for air as Sting unloads with a second chop across the chest, the fans are going nuts as Sting goes follow up but Bray Wyatt delivers a knee to a gut of Sting before drilling him with a DDT, Bray Wyatt quickly makes the cover.
One…
Two…
Sting kicks out!
The fans cheer as the Icon kicks out, Bray Wyatt grabs Sting by the hair and hoists him up before slapping Sting across the face, Sting doesn’t look impressed as Bray Wyatt goes to hoist Sting up for the Urn-age but Sting elbows Bray Wyatt in the side of the head and pushes him away before charging into the ring ropes, Sting rebounds back and delivers a clothesline knocking Wyatt down to the canvas; Wyatt rolls to the outside and looks for Eli Cottonwood for safety but the Big man is suspended from ringside.
Jim Ross: Noone to save you this time, Wyatt!
Roddy Piper: Don’t take Bray Wyatt as a fool JR!
Sting follows Bray Wyatt in hot pursuit but Bray Wyatt quickly rolls back into the ring as Sting climbs up on the ring apron, Bray Wyatt clobbers Sting, sending Sting off the ring apron, straight into the fan barricade. Sting gasps for air as referee Jack Doan tells Bray Wyatt to bring Sting back into the ring, Bray Wyatt chuckles and climbs out of the ring and grabs Sting and hoists him up before dropping him across the barricade once more! Bray Wyatt the tosses Sting into the ring, the ruckus of boos are deafening as Bray Wyatt climbs ontop of the Icon looking for the pin.
One…
Two…
Jim Ross: Well Roddy, this match is over!
Roddy Piper: You never know JR!
Sting kicks out once again.
The fans are fully behind Sting as he rolls his shoulder off the canvas, the cheers are deafening as Sting is lifted back to his feet by Bray Wyatt, Bray Wyatt Irish Whips Sting across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle; Bray Wyatt then charges across the ring going to sandwich Sting but the Icon dives out of the way as Wyatt slams straight into the turnbuckles, Sting then pulls himself up onto the second ring rope and dives off nailing Wyatt with a Diving DDT! The fans go nuts as Sting rolls Bray Wyatt onto his back and hooks the leg of Wyatt.
One…
Two…
Roddy Piper: Now JR, this match could be over!
Jim Ross: You could be right, Hotrod!
Thre…
Bray Wyatt gets a shoulder up!
The fans can’t believe it as the Angel in the Dirt gets his shoulder off the canvas, Sting shakes his head and picks himself up and prepares himself to deliver the Scorpion Death Drop to Bray Wyatt when suddenly Y.E.S invade the ring! Sting quickly clotheslines Daniel Bryan but Damien Sandow manages to get a huge big boot to face of the Icon as Jack Doan signals the bell, disqualifying Bray Wyatt.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via disqualification at 07:23: Sting
Wyatt chuckles as he rolls out of the ring and begins to casually walking up the entrance ramp, not phrased by disqualification. Meanwhile, in the ring, Sandow & Bryan begin to stomp away on the Icon Sting, suddenly the fans erupt as Samoa Joe slides into the ring but both members of Y.E.S once again bail once more, Samoa Joe snarls and roars as he checks on his tag partner while both members of Y.E.S look incredibly smug on the entrance ramp.
JR: Well it looks to me Hot Rod that the tag team Championship match is on if that is any indication Hot Rod.
Piper: It would be nice if we had a General Manager to make things official but I guess word of mouth will have to do at the moment.
Joe continues to check out Sting as Y.E.S. continue to look happy on the staging as Smackdown heads to the back.
The camera’s cut backstage in the interview area and the audience cheers – knowing one of their favorite (or not so favorite) superstars would appear shortly. Josh Matthews walks into the view with a neat suit and smile on his face as he raises the microphone up to his lips, beginning the interview.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome – John Cena!
The audience explodes in cheers as John Cena walks into view, dressed in his typical ring gear. Cena has a huge smile on his face, with his hands on his hips as he slowly breaths in pain. Josh Matthews greets Cena, as he asks the first question.
Josh Matthews: John, after a insane performance in U.W.F.’s first ever King of the Mountain, some dubbed it as ‘the best match in U.W.F. history’. What are your thoughts on the performances by yourself and the rest of the men in the match this past Sunday?
John Cena takes a deep breath in pain, as he rubs his chin for a moment before taking a step forward, speaking.
John Cena: To start off Josh, it’s never easy losing a championship match. Especially when you try so hard to achieve somethin’ you know that deep down inside you can do. You just – haven’t done it yet. And y’know, that’s exactly how I feel about this past Sunday at The Great American Bash. I had the biggest advantage goin’ into this match – everyone was on my back because they knew I was goin’ to walk out the World Heavyweight Champion. More importantly, I knew I was going to become World Heavyweight Champion that night. It’s just when something big is on the line, I can’t seem to emerge victorious any more. Last month at Backlash, I had the opportunity of a life time to destroy the New World Order before it can cause any more harm. Randy Orton defeated me, and now I’m on his list of ‘victims’. This month, I lost again and now? Now it’s over. I sit alone at night some times and think, and as corny as it might sound Josh – I think. I think why? Why can’t I get the job done? I have the most momentum headin’ into these things and I can never get the job done. In this case, I couldn’t become the World Heavyweight Champion. Though, I’m blamin’ it on one man and one man only – Ted DiBiase Junior. I’ll get to him and The Big Slow later.
The audience cheers John Cena, as it’s one hundred percent clear his sense of humor is still with him after the insane match he was involved in last Sunday. Cena nods his head as he continues.
John Cena: This past Sunday night Josh, me and five other men put on one hell of a show! We easily without of a doubt stole the show with our performance in the King of the Mountain match and even though I didn’t get the job done – we proved without a shadow of a doubt how passionate we were over the World Heavyweight Championship. We would go to drastic measures to be called ‘the man on SmackDown’ such as moves off of the hangin’ penalty box, ladder spills and much more dangerous measures. Which brings me to my next point, as you all already know, there was a new champion crowned at the Great American Bash. And, as much as it pains me to say this – the man no one believed who was goin’ to win, Ted DiBiase Junior is the new World Heavyweight Champion. I planned on congratulatin’ Ted, but realizin’ the way he won the championship makes me sick to my stomach. Ted didn’t deserve to be in the match in the first place, and to have him hire, hmm, The Big Show to get the job done doesn’t make him a real champion – it makes him a coward! I hope you thanked The Big Show with a fat paycheck, Ted because he’s the only reason you’re the World Heavyweight Champion!
The audience explodes in cheers at John Cena once again, who shook his head in disappointment toward Ted DiBiase Junior and The Big Show’s alliance as Josh Matthews asked his final question.
Josh Matthews: This brings me to my final question, John, what are your goals now that Ted DiBiase Junior is the World Heavyweight Champion and he and The Big Show is ‘running SmackDown now’?
The audience boos at the thought of The Big Show and Ted DiBiase Junior, and John Cena runs his tongue through the top of his teeth, as he raises his eyebrow in interest. Cena takes off his cap and brushes his hair back as he answers the question.
John Cena: Josh, despite the fact Teddy boy is the World Heavyweight Champion and he has The Big Show as his boyfriend doesn’t mean a damn thing. In fact, I still believe and will keep believin’ that the CeNation run SmackDown! The CeNation run this company as a whole!
The audience loudly cheers and releases a ‘Cena! Cena! Cena!’ chant that echoes throughout the arena. John Cena nods his head with a smile on his face, as he continues.
John Cena: To answer your question, Josh, Ted DiBiase Junior is a fraud. He isn’t the World Heavyweight Champion, and The Big Show sold out. Show, you sold out at the wrong time, because John Cena is in need of a fight. Ted, Show, I want some and you better believe I will get some! Then you will all realize that the REAL champ is here!
John Cena exits the view, and Josh Matthews has a surprised expression on his face as the cameras fade to black. Will Cena get some? Tune in, folks!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
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Edge walks out on stage to a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
He walks down towards the middle of the ramp and then does his pose as the pyro goes off.
Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
So at the Great American Bash, I lost.
The fans immediately start booing after that statement.
Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
I lost due to a trick that I would normally pull off so to Sandow I say congrats but I also say you better watch yourself. Because right now you are walking around with your head held high because you won. You won via DQ but a win is a win. But in that match you also understood that I’m not someone to take lightly. That I am more of a challenge than you ever anticipated. You gave me everything that you had but it wasn’t enough. You wanted to have your friend come out to help and he wasn’t enough. He just didn’t have enough. You didn’t have enough. You had to bring a chair into the ring and with your misstep you hit yourself. But I made a lapse in judgment and that was my mistake and that is what cost me my match. That is what cost me my return match. That is what cost me my return match but guarantee you that this is not the last that you will see of me.
Oh no this is just the beginning. This is just one of those things that I’m going to get over. This works for me because now the pressure of being undefeated has been lifted off of me. Because the loss is already there. Albeit not by pinfall but there is a loss on my record which means from here on out all I have to deal with is a winning streak and the only question now is who is going to be my first victim. I don’t care who it is that is going to be inside of the ring against me. It could be Sandow, it could be anybody from Smackdown, it could be anybody from Raw, anybody from the audience… it doesn’t matter. Because all I’m saying is Edge is back and after getting that match out of the way… I’m ready. I’m ready to take over. I’m ready to dominate, I’m just ready to do what I do best.
Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
I’m going to come down to this ring, I’m going to look my opponent in the eye, and I’m going to let them know that before the match is over they are going to taste the spear… spear… spear. And then in the end… that person will be victim number one of Edge’s new list… Edge’s hit list. I’m going to reign supreme and I’m going to make sure that I will soon become the new world heavyweight champion. So this is the challenge… whoever it is… bring everything you have. Bring everything you got. And know that in the end… you just did not have enough.
Edge drops the mic and puts his shades back on and poses for the crowd as his theme plays.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
The screen loads up from the arena to the backstage area, where Christy Hemme is standing by with The Antichrist of Professional Wrestling, Jeff Hardy.
Christy Hemme: Jeff, everyone watch this Sunday when you and five other men fought for the World Heavyweight Championship in the first ever six man King of the Mountain match and on the night, it was Ted DiBiase that came out on top. My question to you Jeff, is, what's next?
Jeff Hardy: What's next? What's next for Jeff Hardy, is what has always been for Jeff Hardy. Becoming the World Heavyweight champion was always a plan.... not the plan. It would have helped me reach my goal a lot sooner yes, but if I have to blind-side the title for a moment, and go for my goals the long way round, that's okay. Ted DiBiase, congratulations. Well done for having the brains to know you could not win the match on your won, and you had to pay your way to the championship buy employing The Big Show. That, is another tactic Christy that shows what is wrong with modern professional wrestling. It's not about who is the best anymore, it is all politics. Ted DiBiase never impressed like I did last night. Like when I jumped off the penalty box and clotheslined John Cena. When I moonsaulted Cena, DiBiase and Ambrose all at the same time, there was nothing of the sorts from him. So while I don't find myself in the title hunt right now, where I do find myself is at a shortcut to where I want to be.
I.... I don't understand Jeff.
My goal all along has been to change Smackdown into a place that professional wrestlers from my era can actually be proud of. A place that maybe one day my brother can walk into and feel a sense of nostalgia, instead of the determining factors that make the UWF this overproduced, over planned business environment that it is today. Smackdown currently has no general manager. It has no leader, no.... direction. This is my chance to steer this show into a direction where I can feel at home... and where the hardcore fans of wrestling... can truly appreciate. If you excuse me.....
Jeff Hardy walks off and leaves Christy to thinking about what Jeff has said.
The camera’s open up backstage in the locker room area, and it is immediately revealed whose locker room it is. The camera’s cut to the right and we see John Cena speaking with fellow Diva Maria Kaneillis! Cena nods his head with an un-interested expression on his face, as Maria babbles on about something, as Cena cuts in and begins to speak.
John Cena: C’mon, Maria. Look on the bright side, I don’t think you’re as stupid as everyone thinks. In fact, I find you pretty attractive. You’re better looking than most of the girls in the back, believe me.
Maria Kaneillis has a huge smile on her face, as she jumps up and down in excitement. John Cena has a grin on his face, as he slowly leans in on to Maria and goes for a kiss.
Suddenly, John Cena’s locker room door opens up and the camera’s cut to right immediately. The man who entered Cena’s locker room was The Big Show, Ted DiBiase Junior’s partner in crime. Show slowly walks up to Cena, and stares him down. Maria, in fear quickly makes her way out of the locker room as Cena breaks the silence.
John Cena: What do you want?
Big Show shakes his head as he looks at Maria with a sly look. Before turning his attention to Cena.
The Big Show: Are you playing dumb, so you can be on the same level as your fans now John? I'm pretty sure you know what I'm here for, and that's because I didn't like what you did earlier. Myself, and Ted are taking over and we don't want your stupidity and ignorance ruining our plans.
John Cena stares up at Big Show with a smile on his face. Cena looks down as he soaks in what Show has just said, before speaking.
John Cena: It’s funny you say ‘stupidity and ignorance’, Show because if anyone’s stupid and ignorant, it’s you. Everything I said earlier tonight was the truth! You sold out – you sold your soul to the devil, Show! DiBiase didn’t deserve that win, he’s a prick and you’re just that much of a prick for workin’ with him. Why? Why’d you do it? Man, I used to call you a friend and now I don’t even know what to call you. You took the easy way out! The rest of us who didn’t win busted our asses in that match, while your boyfriend hid in the penalty box until you arrived!
The audience cheers as John Cena continues to stare at Big Show, while Show stands in place unimpressed with his hands on his hips. Cena continues.
John Cena: You and Ted are takin’ over? Is that so? How much money did he pay you, Show? Why would you work with that clown? Tell me, I don’t care how much money he would pay me – I would not sell out to these people! It just ain’t gonna’ happen, and to think you did? It makes me sick to my stomach so whatever plans you two had you best believe I’m gonna’ ruin ‘em!
The audience continues to cheer for John Cena, and Big Show nods his head with a agreeable expression on his face. Show responds to Cena’s statement.
The Big Show: John, you’re right, I don’t know what I was th-…
Bam! The Big Show knocks John Cena out with a W.M.D, and the audience sit in shock as Show stares down at Cena, snarling. The audience begins a “You sold out! You sold out! You sold out!” chant as Show walks off the scene laughing.
Fade.
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Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall ,Introducing first, from the State of Tennessee, Double J Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett struts his way down the stage before he starts to walk down the rampway, turning towards the crowd and mouthing off to them as the simply answer back with boos. Jarrett runs up the steps and quickly gets in the ring posing in the middle of the ring before turning his attention towards the stage as his music is cut off.
The microphone is handed to Ricardo.
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Well known theme of Alberto Del Rio once again hits the PA system of the arena and Alberto rides out from backstage area in shining white limo.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores,
Es para mà un gran honor presentar a ustedes aquÃ,
Un hombre de gran regalÃas
Un hombre con una inteligencia superior
haciendo su debut aquà en Smackdown
Él es, Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!
As Ricardo finishes introduction of Alberto Del Rio, Alberto gets before his huge falling firework and fans gives him mixed reaction. Alberto is all smiles as he gets into the ring and prepares for his match.
DING DING DING
The bell rings and a hush hits the arena as Jarrett and Del Rio tie up in the center of the ring. This should be interesting as Jarrett is quick to force Del Rio into a headlock, but not for too long as Del Rio uses the ropes to slingshot Jarrett off of the ropes and Jarrett comes back into a big shoulder block from the man craving to become the European Champion. Del Rio is quick to bounces off the ropes as Jarrett rolls onto his stomach as Del Rio leaps over him. Del Rio again continues his momentum and Del Rio goes low forcing Jarrett to jump high into the air and spread his legs sending Del Rio into the ropes one more time. Del Rio shoots off the ropes and Jarrett grabs him looking for a hiptoss, but Del Rio uses the momentum to switch sides before sending Jarrett to the mat with an arm drag takedown. Once on the mat Jarrett is stuck in Del Rio’s world as Del Rio begins wrenching the arm and shoulder of Jarrett, perhaps working up for his finishing move. The ref, Mike Chioda is in a perfect spot to get a good look, but the vet Jarrett doesn’t give up, instead the wily vet uses his momentum to get Del Rio into a pinning predicament.
1…
2…
Del Rio realizing he is in trouble lets go of the hold. He gets to his feet cursing his mistake as Jarrett gets to his knees, Del Rio takes out his frustration by kicking Jarrett square in the face. The impact sends the Founder of TNA outside of the ring to which again Del Rio curses.
Piper: Man this match is already a classic JR, and it hasn’t even really started yet, you can almost feel the animosity between the two with every move. It reminds me of Hogan.
JR: Why does it remind you of Hogan, Hot Rod?
Piper: Because if I ever see that bald haired bitch I’m gonna kick him in the little hullkamanias.
Del Rio chases Jarrett out of the ring and finds Jarrett taking refuge at the steel steps, Del Rio goes to attack, but Jarrett brings his elbow into El Burrito’s gut before slamming his skull into the steel steps. Jarrett laughs before sending Del Rio’s head into the steps a second time. “When I get done with you Al, you are going to be lucky to be working at Taco Bell hombre.” Jarrett grabs Del Rio and turns him around before rushing and throwing Del Rio head first into the steel ring post on the opposite side. The crowd is strongly behind Jarrett in this match, his trashtalking over the past week has earned him support. Jarrett again, showing how personal the feud is slams Del Rio’s face into the canvas. Realizing he is on the verge of being counted out he tosses Del Rio into the ring before following after him. Del Rio crawls over to the ropes and begins trying to pull himself up. Jarrett sees his disoriented foe and helps him to his feet and turns him around to face Jarrett. Jarrett spends the next moment nailing him with a hard knife edge chop, that is so hard it puts a welt onto Del Rio’s chest.
JR: Oh god! What an impact!
Piper: God I love grudge matches.
“You don’t like my style, I’ll show you how we do it in the old US of A!” Jarrett sends Del Rio off the ropes, Del Rio comes back and Jarrett catches Del Rio before putting him up into the air and connecting with a flapjack. The crowd cheers as Jarrett covers his opponent.
1…
2…
Del Rio kicks out!
Jarrett nods his head in mocking respect as he drags Del Rio to his feet and tosses him hard into the corner of the ring. Jarrett begins kicking Del Rio in the abdomen several times as Chioda counts to the traditional five count. At 4 Jarrett backs off giving Del Rio only a moment of reprieve. Jarrett is quick to grab Del Rio and prepares to slingshot him into the opposite corner, but Del Rio counters and using all the strength he can muster after the attack sends Jarrett sailing stomach first into the opposite corner. Jarrett comes out with his back turned towards Del Rio, a mistake Alberto capitalizes as he grabs Jarrett from behind and with the strength he has in the tank hits Jarrett with a german suplex. The crowd boo but some cheer the effort of both men as both men send time on the ground catching their respective breaths.
JR: Oh what a bone jarring suplex that greats like Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Kurt Angle all used in their craft and now Alberto Del Rio is the latest in the name of greats to use the move.
Piper: Are you calling Del Rio great JR? What crack have you been smoking?
JR: Del Rio has the potential to be great Roddy, but to be truthful it was more about the move then Del Rio.
Jarrett is dazed as Del Rio gets to his feet Del Rio begins to feel it now must to the chagrin of the crowd. “Come on Jack Jacket. I’ve got a lesson to teach you on style!” Jarrett doesn’t like the way Del Rio uses his name and runs after the Mexican Aristocrat, only for Del Rio to catch him and put him into the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The crowd jeer as Del Rio goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Jarrett gets a shoulder up.
Del Rio, if he is surprised by only a two count doesn’t show it, as he gets up and immediately kicks Jarrett’s arm. Jarrett lets out a scream of pain before Del Rio begins to stand on top of Jarrett’s arm before jumping up into the air and coming down on his right arm. The crowd boos but Del Rio knows what he is doing, as Jarrett’s arm may well be broken. Jarrett screams in agony holding his arm in a seated position before Del Rio gives Jarrett a sharp kick right into the spine of Jarrett. Jarrett’s arm in serious trouble and a sharp pain in his back, the technical Del Rio goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3.. NO!
Jarrett manages to get a shoulder up but it looks painful.
JR: I am worried Hot Rod about Jarrett’s arm, the founder of TNA hasn’t been able to move it since Del Rio jumped on it.
Piper: We all know Del Rio’s looking to apply that cross armbreaker of his JR, if he locks it on here I think Double J will tap quicker than JR hits the bathroom after having a burger.
Del Rio stands and throws up his arms and smiles his cocky smile which infuriates the crowd. Del Rio doesn’t care as he mocks the crowd in Spanish before turning back to Jarrett still on the ground holding his right arm close to his chest. Del Rio brings Jarrett to his feet with absolutely no urgency, Del Rio must think he has the match well in hand and by looking at Jarrett who could blame him. Del Rio sets Jarrett’s right arm into position for the double knee armbreaker, but Jarrett seems to have some fight left in him as he tries swinging at Del Rio with his left hand. Jarrett is not a natural lefty and can’t hit Del Rio who brings his left elbow into Jarrett’s temple. Del Rio seems to be insulted by Jarrett’s attempt and brings the same elbow down onto his right arm. Jarrett screams in pain before Del Rio really adds the pressure by coming down on the arm full force with a double knee armbreaker. The crowd boos loudly as Del Rio slowly walks over towards his opponent, again with no urgency. Del Rio shows how personal the match is by pinning his opponent with an elbow on his head.
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Jarrett manages to get a shoulder up but just in the nick of time. Del Rio smiles in bewilderment surprised Jarrett just doesn’t call it a day. But Del Rio isn’t going to care as it means all the more punishment onto Jarrett.
JR: I’m getting a sick feeling in my gut Hot Rod that Del Rio is merely playing with Jarrett here. If that’s the case, maybe Jarrett should just lay down and save his career.
Piper: Of course Del Rio is playing with him JR. If I could destroy Hogan I would, just because its personal. Sure both these men want to be European Champion, but if Jarrett’s arm is broken Del Rio gets there without any trouble.
Del Rio is indeed toying with Jarrett as he heads into the corner and stands nonchalant waiting for Jarrett to struggle to his feet, Del Rio smiles as Jarrett gets there and Del Rio picks him up into a fireman’s carry. Del Rio has a smile on his face as he is preparing for the gutbuster but Jarrett uses his left arm to begin clobbering the side of Del Rio’s head. Del Rio is forced to drop Jarrett who lunges at Del Rio with everything he has and drops him to the mat with a nasty clothesline. The crowd cheer as Del Rio is down, Jarrett tries desperately to get some feeling but cannot. Seeing as his right arm is useless, at least for now Jarrett goes into his play book and grabs the leg of Del Rio. The crowd begin cheering loudly as Jarrett prepares to go for the Figure Four leglock, but Del Rio kicks him in the ass and Jarrett goes flying arm first into the corner. Del Rio kips up impressively before grabbing Jarrett and his arm one more time before bringing him down to the mat with a single arm DDT.
JR: God dammit! That arm of Jeff Jarrett has got to be broken now, every move Del Rio has made has been in order to destroy the right arm, the good arm, of Jeff Jarrett.
Piper: This match is brutal JR, but you got to give credit to both men, Del Rio showing his intelligence, but Jarrett is showing big guts here tonight.
Del Rio’s smile is gone now having realized how close Jarrett came to embarrassing him with one arm at that. Del Rio begins stalking his opponent, it is clear Del Rio has only one thing planned and that is to lock on the armbreaker and break Jarrett’s arm once and for all. Jarrett isn’t moving however and Del Rio is getting impatient he is about to move onto Jarrett when suddenly…
POW!
The crowd goes nuts as out of the stage pops the European champion Rob Van Dam and his new partner, Smackdown’s resident superhero, Rey Mysterio. RVD has a mic in his hand. He and Rey high five in the air.
Rob Van Dam: Dude, that is so awesome, I might have to make it part of my entrance. But hey, Del Rio, brah, what’s your beef? I been hearing backstage that you think you have what it takes to bring down Mr. Friday Night, Mr Fin Europe. Well I had to come out here using my new 619 beeper thing, and tell you, anytime you want shot, you got it because old ROB… VAN… DAM… doesn’t back down.
The crowd is going nuts as Del Rio begins insulting Van Dam and telling him to come down to the ring right now, he wants his European title shot now. Del Rio backs up in the ring to give Van Dam room to get into the ring, but so focused is he on Van Dam he forgets about his opponent. Jarrett comes up on Del Rio’s left side and using his left arm Jarrett hits the Stroke and the crowd goes nuts.
JR: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! I thought I was going to have one when RVD and Mysterio popped out.
Piper: A one armed Stroke. I feel like there is a really joke in there somewhere.
Jarrett with everything he has left in his tank makes the cover.
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Here is your winner at 17:56: Double J Jeff Jarrett!
Van Dam and Rey Mysterio share a look.
Van Dam: Did I do that? Oops!
Van Dam and Mysterio feign innocence knowing they have just stopped an injustice. Jarrett has managed to slide out of the ring where the UWF doctor has rushed out to begin working on him. The last shot we see is of Del Rio looking up the ramp at RVD, Del Rio now wants the European title even more.
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Dean Ambrose is shown walking around backstage as Josh Matthews quickly runs up to him and begins to speak.
Josh Matthews
Dean, Dean Ambrose excuse me.
Dean stops and angrily looks at Josh
Josh Matthews
I'm sorry Dean but the whole world is wondering what your thoughts are about losing the World Heavyweight Championship this past Sunday, to Ted Dibiase once again.
Dean Ambrose
Well your half right about that claim. Something that has been happening to me for the past month happened again at the Great American Bash…I didn’t win. Notice I didn’t say I lost. Out of all the losses on my record, I’ve only been pinned three times and two of those were via roll up. When it comes to one on one competition, I don’t lose. I did lose the World Heavyweight Championship to Ted, but I'm still the real World Heavyweight Champion. I was never pinned once like that fake excuse for a champion. Instead of making his own path, he's simply following his fathers footsteps. He may think it was the smart thing to do but could he have picked a worse accomplice than the Big Show? Wasn't his last match here in UWF against me when I won the Hardcore Title? How long ago was that? Four months? I took out the world's largest athlete for four months and he decides to comes back with Ted Dibiase. Notice that he didn't do a damn thing to me Sunday. He attacked Batista. It was pretty much the two of them taking on Batista while I was busy with 3 other guys. If it takes two of them to take out a nearly beaten and exhausted Batista, how do they think they'll fare against a 100 percent ready Dean Ambrose?
Josh Matthews
Well speaking of Batista, you have a none other than a Steel Cage match with him tonight. You two just got out of a hellacious King of the Mountain match this past Sunday, how do you expect to put your bodies through more torture?
Dean Ambrose
Ya' know it's that type of mindset why you didn't make it as a wrestler. Me and Batista, Batista and I are two different types of wrestlers. We thrive on competition and pain. Pain hurts him but on the other hand, pain excites me. There is only room for one destructive force on Smackdown and I‘ll be damned if Batista emerges out of this at all! There will be no running, no hiding and no mercy and that‘s just the way I like it.
Josh Matthews
Alright well thank you for your time Dean, back to you guys.
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“I come from Money” hits the PA system and the crowd gets to their feet booing as loud as they can for the man who was the King of the Mountain and the brand new UWF World Heavyweight Champion. Ted Dibiase comes out with the title belt on his shoulder and dressed for in ring competition. Next to the man is the 500 pound monster who earlier took out John Cena with one fatal Punch. Dibiase smiles as he is having the time of his life being World Champion. The two men enter the ring as Dibiase heads over to the rope and throws up the World title to jeers from the crowd.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing being accompanied to the ring by the World’s Largest Athlete The Big Show, from West Palm Beach Florida, he is the current and reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ted Dibiase Jr!
JR: I still don’t know how I feel about what transpired at the Great American Bash. We were all set up by the devious actions of one man, and that man is Ted Dibiase JR.
Piper: The son has become the Father, and look at the New Megabucks. I totally marked out when I saw these two join forces JR.
JR: One man who wasn’t marking out for this was John Cena, who earlier we witnessed getting knocked out by the big right hand of the Giant. I don’t recall Andre ever doing something like that for Ted Senior.
Piper: That’s because the new Megabucks are head and shoulders above the old one JR. Dibiase Senior was never able to win a World Championship, let alone twice.
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"Oh Radio" starts to play as Zack Ryder's video lights up the screen. The fans start to cheer for Zack Ryder. He steps out from the back, hands already high in his "L.I" pose. He nods his head a few times before running down the ramp to the ring.
Dibiase doesn't even have time to prepare as like the previous week Ryder slides into the ring and begins unloading on Dibiase.
Ding Ding Ding
Ryder unleashes with big right hands on Dibiase until he gets Dibiase into the ropes, Ryder shoots Dibiase off of the ropes and attempts to take his head off with a clothesline, but the Champion ducks it. The champ goes off of the ropes only to come right back into the forearm of Ryder knocking Dibiase to the ground. Ryder does not stop pressing his advantage hitting Dibiase with a right hand before tossing him into the corner of the ring. Ryder nails Deebs with an uppercut of the European variety before taking a step back and charging nailing Dibiase with a clothesline in the corner. The crowd is pumped for the Zach Attack as Deebs holds his chest in pain and begins crawling for the center of the ring. Everyone’s favorite broski however is not done yet as he begins to climb the top rope and the crowd goes nuts. Dibiase begins getting to his feet as Ryder gets to the top rope. Dibiase turns and Ryder launches himself and the crowd is shocked when they see Dibiase leap up into the air and connect with a dropkick in the air. Ryder collapses as does Deebs and the crowd gives a soft ooh. Dibiase smiles at his cunningness before going for the first cover of the match up.
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Ryder kicks out and the crowd is hot for him tonight and cheer loudly in approval. A Ryder chant begins playing as Dibiase begins to argue with the referee.
JR: The ring awareness of the Worlds Heavyweight Champion on display there and could have easily ended this match right there.
Piper: Deebs stop arguing with the official and get back on it.
Dibiase brings Ryder to his feet before smacking him across the face and the crowd gives Dibiase some heat. Ryder doesn’t like it any more than the fans and responses with a big right hand that staggers Dibiase. Ryder again nails another right hand and a third before throwing his arm into the air pumping it as the crowd goes WOO WOO WOO, and unleashing a fourth and final blow that sends Dibiase to the mat. Dibiase falls to his knees and takes sanctuary in the corner, but when he gets to his feet Ryder is there unleashing several hard knife edge chops to the Million Dollar son. Dibiase comes out of the corner holding his chest in clear pain as Ryder unleashes with a dropkick of his own to the delight of the crowd. “Sorry Broski.” Ryder smirks as the crowd pops.
JR: And just like that in a matter of a hiccup Ryder gets right back into the match up.
Piper: I told Deebs to go for the cover. Big Show tell your buddy to listen to me dammit!
Ryder picks up Dibiase and smacks Dibiase across the face, Ryder is not going to be bullied around. Dibiase comes back with a swing but Ryder ducks underneath it and comes up back hitting Dibiase in the gut with a sharp kick before grabbing Dibiase around the neck and connecting with a swinging neckbreaker. Ryder goes for the cover.
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The World Champion kicks out!
“Are you kidding me bro!” as now it is Ryder who is arguing with the official. Dibiase begins getting to his feet and Ryder quits his ranting to return his attention towards the champion. Dibiase gets to his feet and Ryder is right there to nail Dibiase with a reverse atomic drop. The crowd cheers as Ryder goes off the ropes and brings Dibiase crashing to the mat with a big clothesline. Ryder gets to his feet and looks right at Big Show who is pounding the mat in frustration at how bad his client is performing here tonight. Ryder brings Dibiase to his feet one more time before attempting to send Deebs into the ropes, but the champion reverses it. Ryder goes crashing into the corner and Dibiase is getting mad rushes full on after Ryder, but Ryder is waiting and nails Dibiase with a double high knee. Dibiase grabs his face in pain unable to believe his bad luck. Ryder begins fist pumping in the ring before running right at the Champion, but the Champion proves why he is indeed world champion as he grabs the rushing Ryder and uses his momentum against him and powerslams Ryder to the mat. The Champion goes for the cover.
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Again Ryder kicks out forcing Dibiase to curse. Of course this time Dibiase does not make the mistake of wasting time and begins stomping away on Ryder immediately.
JR: And now we are seeing the World Champion starting to build some momentum, if I was Zach Ryder this is one place I would not want to be.
Piper: When Dibiase can get into a match and insert his will on his opponent he is the most dangerous man in a Smackdown ring JR.
Deebs sucks begins chanting throughout the arena as the Big Show tries to get them all to shut up to no avail. Dibiase is in the ring not even paying attention yelling for Ryder to get up, Ryder does and Deebs continues to insert his will as he grabs Ryder in a full nelson and brings Ryder down to the mat bringing out his knee and finishing the full nelson backbreaker. The crowd boos and Dibiase does not go for the traditional cover. Instead he stands up and throws his arms out to the sold out Smackdown crowd. The World Champion wants respect, and unfortunately for him he doesn’t get it.
JR: I think Dibiase is trying to impress these people Hot Rod and well the fans don’t much like the World Champion.
Piper: They will boo him, but I bet if he each gave them a hundred bucks those jeers would turn into jeers. Dibiase is all about showing the fans they are hyprocrites after all.
Dibiase is frustrated as all get up as he turns back to Ryder who is beginning to stir. Dibiase kicks Ryder in the side of the head forcing him back down to the mat, Deebs than unloads his signature fist drop onto the spike haired Ryder. “This is my show, you get it!” Deebs begins yelling on his knees at the unmoving Ryder before going for the cover.
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Ryder kicks out.
“Are you challenged or something? I’ve never seen such a lame ass count.” Dibiase yells at the official Nick Patrick. “What do I have to pay you to count faster?” Deebs reaches into his boot and pulls out a hundred dollar bill. “Here count faster dammit!” The ref shrugs his shoulders before taking the hundred dollar bill and putting it into his shirt pocket.
JR: Is that legal Hot Rod? Dibiase is bribing the referee.
Piper: Whatever it takes to get a victory JR, everyone has a price. I just can’t believe the ref would give up his integrity for a hundred, what a whore.
Dibiase gets down and covers Dibiase again this time the ref counts much faster.
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At the last possible second of the extremely fast count Ryder kicks out! The official tells Deebs he can’t count any faster than that and Deebs nods his head knowing it to be true. Deebs slams his fists into the mat before getting to his feet and beginning to stalk Ryder.
JR: How unprofessional, that count was the fastest thing I’ve ever seen, does Nick Patrick have absolutely no integrity.
Piper: Well in Patrick’s defense, there is no boss here tonight. He can do whatever the hell he wants with Wolfe on the shelf.
Ryder is slow to get to his feet and Deebs continues to stalk him from behind. Once Ryder gets to his feet Dibiase grabs Ryder from behind looking for Dream Street, but before Dibiase can bring him down Ryder uses all his strength to send Deebs back first into the turnbuckle. The crowd goes nuts as Ryder begins to fight back. Dibiase comes out and Ryder is waiting for him and from out of nowhere hits the World champion with the Rough Ryder. The crowd goes crazy as we are about to see an upset here. Ryder makes the cover.
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JR: What an upset! Zach Ryder is going to defeat the World Champion and go 2-1 in there series.
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Piper: I never expected this JR.
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The Big Show throws Dibiase’s leg onto the bottom rope. The official sees it clearly and ends the count and begins to holler at the Big Show. Big Show merely puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out a couple bills and hands them to Nick Patrick. Patrick immediately forgets about the situation. Ryder looks at Patrick with sheer disdain. “Are you kidding me bro!?”
JR: Did Big Show just pay Patrick so he didn’t disqualify Dibiase there Hot Rod?
Piper: I’m not going to lie, this is great. Patrick must be on the Gotham City payroll, cause he is crooked JR.
Ryder begins yelling at the official and even shoves him to the delight of the crowd who are clearly booing Nick Patrick. Seeing the official being attacked by Ryder the Big Show gets up on the apron to major heat. Ryder sees the Big Show coming into the ring and grins. As the Big Show is straddling the ropes Ryder rushes him, but the Big Show’s massive hand catches him by the throat. The crowd boo loudly as they know the Chokeslam is coming, but Ryder quickly kicks the Big Show in his weakest spot, the genitals and the crowd goes crazy.
JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! That is what I call justice Hot Rod. The Big Show has no business being in this match up here, I only wish it had been Nick Patrick taking it in the boys if you know what I mean Piper.
Piper: God you are like Rey Mysterio, always justice this, justice that.
Ryder begins fist pumping as he prepares to nail the Big Show with the Rough Ryder, but before he can Dibiase comes back and grabs him from behind before sending Ryder to dream street! The crowd boo as the distraction from Show has given him enough time to recuperate. Dibiase goes for the cover, and with the crooked Nick Patrick it is all but a formality.
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Winner of the match at 16:21 The World Heavyweight Champion: Ted Dibiase Jr.
JR: This is bull shit. Absolute highway robbery, I am so ashamed to have called this match. This was disgusting!
Piper: Pipe down JR, before the Megabucks pay someone to come after you!
Dibiase is handed his title back from Nick Patrick as Deebs holds it up high for the world to see. He turns his attention quickly to his partner who is still on a knee in the corner. Deebs checks Show who looks extremely pissed off now. “Get his ass up!” Show tells Deebs who gets a huge smile on his face. Dibiase puts his belt down in the corner before beginning to pick up the now helpless Zach Ryder. The crowd begin jeering as Dibiase holds Ryder as Show takes his big fist and begins to set up for the WMD!
JR: No! Come on you already stole the match, there is absolutely no reason for this.
Piper: What match were you watching JR? Big Show has every right to take Ryder’s head off here and put him back on the shelf where he belongs.
Before Show can do anything however the crowd gets to their feet and are going nuts as the one and only JOHN CENA slides into the ring. The crowd lets off the biggest pop of the night as Cena spins the Big Show around and begins attacking the World’s Largest Sell Out! Big Show is staggered from the brunt of Cena’s shots and the surprise of them as Cena bounces off the ropes and nails the Big Show with a shoulder block. Show doesn’t go down however and Cena goes off the ropes again and hits a second shoulder block that has the Big Show tipping off of his feet. The crowd is going nuts as Cena screams, “To hell with this!” And with only the strength a man like John Cena possesses lifts Big Show up onto his shoulders and slams him down to the mat with a massive Attitude Adjustment!
JR: John Cena! John Cena! John Cena! Attempting to adjust the attitude of the Big Show and while it might not work, it sure as hell makes me feel good.
Piper: God damn that John Cena, does he even know what he has done?!
Cena begins looking for Dibiase and is mighty unhappy when he sees Dibiase slinking away up the ramp. Cena shakes his head and points at Dibiase. “I told you I wanted some, so I’m coming to get some you little bitch!” Dibiase shakes his head in disgust at Cena as Cena throws up his hands into the air as UWF Smackdown heads to commercial break.
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Commercial Break
Fade. We return to the ring where the arena goes dark and a spotlight appears on the Steel Cage lowering from the ceiling. The audience cheers as they know the main event is coming up next. The steel cage lands and Lillian Garcia stands up, as she introduces the competitors.
Lillian Garcia: This contest is a Steel Cage match! The only way to win is by pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage! Introducing first...
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The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains, a few seconds afterwards. Batista walks to the ramp as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off.
Batista gets back up and walks to ring side as he stares up at the Steel Cage.
Batista walks up to the Cage, as he grips his fingers around the steel. Batista walks up the steel steps and enters the ring, as he hops up and down, preparing for the match.
Lillian Garcia: From Washington D.C., 'The Animal' Batista!
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The crowd goes absolutely nuts for the former World Heavyweight Champion as he comes out prepared for his match. Once again the former champion shows he is not afraid of pain as he slaps himself across the face before he makes his way down to the ring exchanging high fives with the crowd. He walks up to the Steel Cage and looks up and down at it, before rubbing his face against the Steel, proving he isn't afraid. Ambrose walks up the steel steps and enters the ring, locking eyes with Batista.
Lillian Garcia: From Cincinnati Ohio, weighing in at 243 lbs, he is the former U.W.F. World Heavyweight Champion, DEAN AMBROSE!!!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Well Folks, it’s time for the main event of the evening, Batista versus Dean Ambrose in a steel cage match!
Roddy Piper: Ambrose is locked inside the cage with the Animal and we all know what a caged Animal is like!
Jim Ross: If there’s anyone that can take the punishment by the Animal, it is Dean Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose tugs on the steel cage meshing as Batista stares straight at Dean Ambrose; after a few moments the Animal grows impatient and taunts Ambrose to hurry up, the bizarre Ambrose chuckles back and screams “Alright then!” and launches himself up onto the top rope and begins to hall himself up and over the side of the cage. Batista rushes over and grabs the foot of Ambrose, but Ambrose delivers a boot to the face of Batista, Batista stumbles backwards as Dean Ambrose leaps off the side of the cage and delivers a huge dropkick to Batista knocking Batista down to the canvas. Batista seems dazed as he stands back up to his feet and gathers his thoughts as Ambrose dives into the ring ropes and rebounds off and delivers a shoulder block to Batista but that doesn’t knock the Animal down, instead Batista stands their in defiance as growls at Ambrose as Ambrose goes off another rope but this time Batista drills Ambrose with a huge clothesline.
Roddy Piper: JR, I’m telling ya, Batista is an absolute Animal! A monster!
Jim Ross: Hotrod, sometimes I wonder will anyone actually pin the Animal?
Ambrose desperately struggles back to his feet as the monster Batista just lurks in the background as Ambrose turns around, Batista hoists Ambrose up onto his shoulder and charges with Ambrose before tossing Ambrose head first into the steel cage meshing. Ambrose smashes into meshing before falling down the side of the cage behind the ring ropes, Batista assault is relentless as he charges into Ambrose, sandwiching Ambrose between Batista and the meshing. The fans “ooh” as Batista then grabs the head of Ambrose and begins to grate it across the meshing like a cheese grater; Ambrose roars in absolute agony as blood begins to pour down the face of Ambrose, Batista finally lets go of Ambrose as Ambrose collapses into a heap.
Jim Ross: Batista is absolutely destroying the former World Heavyweight Champion here Roddy!
Roddy Piper: Ambrose could be in a lot of trouble he can’t get any offense on Batista.
Ambrose slowly picks himself up as Batista watches Ambrose stumble through the middle rope, Batista scoops up Ambrose onto his shoulder once again and rams Ambrose straight into the Steel Meshing once more but Batista doesn’t let go of Ambrose as he backs up and delivers another sickening run with Ambrose, driving Ambrose’s bloodied cranium into meshing. Ambrose blood is dripping onto the canvas Batista goes to deliver a third and final blow to Ambrose but Ambrose manages to wiggle off the shoulders of Batista and lands on his feet behind Batista and grabs Batista into a waistlock; Ambrose charges forwards smashing Batista into the side of steel cage, Batista bounces back as Ambrose Batista back onto the canvas, Ambrose rolls through into a bridging pin on Batista.
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Jim Ross: Ambrose might actually steal a Pinfall victory on the Animal Batista!
Roddy Piper: I wouldn’t put it past Dean Ambrose!
Batista manages to kick out!
The fans boo as Batista uses all his strength to force Ambrose off him, Batista gets back to his feet as the bloodied Ambrose delivers a thunderous right hook to Batista. Batista doesn’t take too kindly to his feet, driving his knee into the gut of Ambrose. Knocking the wind out of Ambrose, Batista delivers a second knee to the gut, Ambrose is gasping for air as Batista clubs Ambrose across back, Ambrose goes down to one knee as Batista then places Ambrose into powerbomb position but Ambrose manages to escape out of it and takes Batista’s legs from underneath and flips over ontop of Batista in a Sunset Flip pin attempt.
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Roddy Piper: JR, is it me or is Ambrose looking for the quick pinfall victory on Batista?
Jim Ross: You could be right there Hotrod!
Thr…
Batista manages to bridge upwards for the first time in his career and turns Dean Ambrose inside out straight into another Powerbomb position, this time Batista manages to lift Dean Ambrose up for the Powerbomb but Dean Ambrose unloads on Batista, pummelling with closed right hooks; Batista finally releases his grip as Ambrose lands on his feet and delivers a bloodied headbutt to the head of Batista. Batista stumbles backwards before Ambrose charges across and delivers a European Uppercut to the Animal Batista but it doesn’t knock Batista off his feet. Ambrose shakes his head as grabs Batista by the arm and sends Batista across the ring; Ambrose quickly leaps up onto the top rope as Batista charges back, Ambrose leaps off the top rope and delivers a diving clothesline to finally get the Animal off his feet, the fans go nuts as Ambrose rolls Batista onto his back and seemingly is going for the Regal Stretch.
Jim Ross: No way, will Ambrose get the Regal Stretch on Batista.
Roddy Piper: Don’t discredit it!
Ambrose goes for the STF, Ambrose successfully completes the Step over but Batista gets his arms in the way to block Ambrose going for the Crossface, Ambrose tries to lock it in, Batista uses all his strength to force Ambrose off him. Batista gets back to his feet as Ambrose charges at Batista, Batista hoists Ambrose up into a devastating Spinebuster, the canvas shakes underneath Batista’s raw strength, Batista hooks the leg of Ambrose, knowing the match is over.
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Jim Ross: Goodnight Dean Ambrose!
Roddy Piper: Man JR, Dean Ambrose might be joining Desmond Wolfe in hospital after that brutal Spinebuster!
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DEAN AMBROSE GETS A SHOULDER UP!
The crowd is set ablaze as Dean Ambrose gets his shoulder up and off the canvas, Batista can’t believe it as he yells at referee Charles Robinson, yelling it was a three count, pushing him, Batista gets right in the face of Charles Robinson; backing him into a corner, but this is giving Dean Ambrose to crawl over to the turnbuckle by the door and slowly begins scale the side of the cage!
Jim Ross: Look at Dean Ambrose go folks!
Roddy Piper: Ambrose still has the wits of a champion, JR!
Ambrose begins to crawl his way up as Batista turns around and quickly pursues Ambrose, grabbing Ambrose by the trunks but Ambrose slams Batista against the side of the cage, Batista lands on the turnbuckle as Ambrose continues climbs up, Ambrose grabs a hold of a steel chain supporting the cage but Batista isn’t willing to give it up yet. Batista delivers a brutal low-blow to Ambrose, Ambrose crumbles slightly, sending the steel chain down onto shoulder of Batista, Batista wraps it around his fist and nails Ambrose in the face, Ambrose is a goner as Batista grabs bloodied Dean Ambrose into a Powerbomb position from the top rope and drills him off the top rope with Batista Bomb, Dean Ambrose falls from grace straight through the canvas of the ring, the crowd erupts into “HOLY FUCKING SHIT” Chants!
Jim Ross: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, BATISTA’S KILL HIM! HE’S KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
Roddy Piper: Shit JR, Ambrose is done for.
Batista begins to laugh at the top of his voice as he climbs down from the top turnbuckle, avoiding the massive crater in the canvas, Dean Ambrose is somewhere amongst the wreckage. But Charles Robinson notices the body of Dean Ambrose has rolled to outside of the ring, he calls for the bell; Dean Ambrose has won the match!
Jim Ross: Blah! Dean Ambrose has won this match but hasn’t won the war!
Roddy Piper: Too right JR!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via escaping the cage at 12:34: Dean Ambrose
Batista is livid as he grabs Charles Robinson and with raw strength he tosses Charles Robinson across the ring, slamming into the side of the steel cage! Batista is seeing red as he grabs the top rope and tugs at it with such force the entire top rope collapses from the strength of Batista. The steel cage is being lifted up so Paramedics can get to Charles Robinson but that is also freeing Animal Batista, who climbs out of the ring and picks up the lifeless Dean Ambrose and charges across ring side with him before him straight into a corner of the barricade with unbelievable strength, causing the barricade to collapse!
Jim Ross: Where need security out here to stop Batista!
Roddy Piper: I don’t think security could handle Batista!
Batista isn’t done with Ambrose as he drags the lifeless corpse of Dean Ambrose into the ring before grabbing a microphone from Lillian Gracia; Batista climbs into the ring and nails the bloodied Ambrose in the head with the microphone before yelling into it.
Batista: This is freakin’ bullcrap! I should be the number one contender, I just put Dean Ambrose on the shelve and I won’t leave this ring till I get that championship shot! Do you hear me, I want a title shot!
Batista then grabs the broke ring ropes and wraps it around the neck of Ambrose and begins to pull on it, choking Ambrose out cold, Batista roars in frustration at the two cheap loses on the trout.
Jim Ross: MY GOD! SOMEONE GET OUT HERE!
Roddy Piper: JR! THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN FOR THE JOB!
And with that, Rey Mysterio rushes down to ringside and slides into the ring, Batista releases his hold on Ambrose as he goes for a clothesline on Rey Mysterio but the resident superhero ducks underneath rebounds off the ring rope but goes straight into a huge Big Boot from the Animal, Batista then grabs Mysterio by the throat and is seemingly going for a spinebuster or Powerbomb but Edge has slid into the ring behind Batista and nails Batista in the back with a steel chair! Batista hits the canvas as Edge takes the microphone.
Edge: You think you deserve a title shot gave? Not a chance! If anyone deserve a World Heavyweight Championship match, it’s the longest reigning champion in UCW history, ME! THE RATED R…
But before Edge can finish his nickname, Jeff Hardy is in the ring with a eight foot ladder! The fans have no clue what’s going on as Jeff Hardy drills Edge in the gut with the ladder before slamming it down ontop of the Rated R Superstar, Jeff Hardy doesn’t have a moment to say anything as Zack Ryder throws himself into the mixer!
Jim Ross: It’s chaos out here folks!
Zack Ryder slides into the ring as Jeff Hardy turns around into a huge Rough Ryder from Zack Ryder! The fans go nuts as the Long-Island Iced-Z stands defiant in the middle of the ring, he flicks his hair and chuckles for a moment before picking up the microphone.
Zack Ryder: Woo, woo, woo! If these broski’s are throwing their names into the hat, then I’m gonna too, bro! You know it!
But not everyone is interested in Zack Ryder being number one contender as Bray Wyatt slides into the ring and begins to nail Zack Ryder with right hooks as Cousin Eli on the outside sets up a table! The fans don’t know what to think as Bray Wyatt nails Ryder with another right hook, forcing himself towards the ring ropes where Eli Cottenwood is and without warning, Bray Wyatt hoists up Zack Ryder and Urn-ages him over the top rope to the table below! Wyatt chuckles as he turns around straight into a Batista Spinebuster from the Animal himself! Eli Cottenwood climbs up onto the ring apron but Batista sends him flying off onto the barricade! Batista is the only man standing as the lights are dimmed and then after a moment, the titantron lights up with a titantron saying “NEW SMACKDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!”
Jim Ross: Who could it be, Hotrod?
Roddy Piper: I don’t know JR, we’ll have to wait and find out!
Suddenly Jim Cornette emerges on the titantron video! The fans go nuts as Jim Cornette comes out onto the staging with both members of the Black & White Machine besides him, Jim Cornette has a microphone in his hand and looks like he’s ready to address Smackdown.
Jim Cornette: Just hold up on frickin’ second there, Dave! I've had enough of the inmates running the damn asylum! As Executive Producer of Smackdown, it's about *beep*ing time some takes control of the damn place! So I am stepping away from my duties of managing the Black & White Machine until further notice, so I can manage this mad house! So Dave, you ain't getting a World Heavyweight Championship match because that is the role of John Cena!
The fans erupt as Batista cannot believe it, he’s incredibly aggregated by this decision but Jim Cornette continues regardless.
Jim Cornette: As for the UWF European Championship, that too has already booked by me personally and that will see Rob Van Dam defend against both Alberto Del Rio & Jeff Jarrett after the controversial finish to their match finish! And obviously The Black & White Machine are going to focus on kicking the asses of Y.E.S, so where does that leave you guys in the ring so desperate for a title shot!?
Batista is livid, roaring at Batista to give him a title shot, Cornette snaps back as he makes a major announcement.
Jim Cornette: Oh, shut the *BEEP* up, Dave! Yer gonna get your chance, because at the moment, I see Six guys all wanting a shot at the gold, and I see a broken table, a steel chair and a ladder in the ring and it’s given me a great idea! ‘Cause headlining Smackdown’s Summerslam and whoopin’ Raw’s perfect elimination will be…
Jim Cornette pauses a moment.
Jim Cornette: Jeff Hardy versus Edge versus Rey Mysterio versus Zack Ryder versus Bray Wyatt versus Batista in a…
The fans are on the edge of their seats as Jim Cornette clears his voice before continuing.
Jim Cornette: MONEY IN THE BANK, TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS MATCH!!!
The fans suddenly erupt as Batista looks at the carnage in the ring as Jim Cornette chuckles feeling incredibly smug about his booking decision. This is how Smackdown ends with this bombshell of an announcement.
End of Show
Credits:
Promos: Respective TTer's.
Coding EOR's Matches: Blizzard
Steel Cage/Sting Wyatt/ending segement: EOR
Everything else: SBS
Confirmed for Summerslam
UWF Smackdown Money in the Bank TLC Match
Edge v. Wyatt v. Ryder v. Hardy v. Mysterio v. Batista
UWF European Championship
Rob Van Dam (c) v. Jeff Jarrett v. Alberto Del Rio
UWF Tag Team Championship
The Black and White Machine (Sting and Joe) (c) v. Y.E.S. (Damien Sandow and D-Bry)
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This was. Lots of promos but it helped the show. This is just gonna be the goods. Cannot wait for SummerSlam 
