UWF PRESENTS
FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
August 12th, 2012
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The Pyros go off and UWF Smackdown is underway live from Seattle Washington. The crowd is hot as they are real excited to be attending history. Signs of superstars parade the audience as a UWF chant is heard flowing throughout the arena. The set is as usual the Fist popping out of the stage ith the lights as always blue and white signaling the difference between its tuesday counterpart. The fans reach a fever pitch as we are taken to the announcer's table to begin the show, at the table are two legends of the Wrestling Businees, Jim "JR" Ross and The Hot Rod Roddy Rowdy Piper.
JR: Good evening folks and welcome to another stellar edition of Friday Night Smackdown. I'm good old JR alongside Hot Rod Roddy Piper and tonight folks we have ourselves quite a night. Headlined by a monster tag team match. What do you think about tonight Piper?
Roddy Piper: Its going to be great JR. Y.E.S. is going to do battle with two of the biggest names to ever grace the wrestling world, John Cena and Sting. The thought of Sting and Cena as a tag team just makes my skin crawl in anticipation.
JR: We'll also see the UWF European Champion in the ring to do battle tonight against the 500 pd World's Largest Athlete the Big Show. That should be something especially if our World Champion is going to be at ringside.
Piper: We've got 4 of the MITB participants in the ring tonight, but what about Edge, hopefully we'll be able to find out his condition and find out if he will be able to compete in the MITB ladder match at Summerslam.
No chance...
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You got no chance...
The Smackdown fans suddenly erupt into cheers as to open up the show, to everybody surprise is Vince McMahon theme hits the PA system and in a matter of moments, the Chair of the Board emerges from the backstage, doing his signature strut he marches down the entrance before storming into the ring, with a serious look on his face, he begins to address UWF Smackdown.
The Chairman of UWF,
Vince McMahon:
Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I am here to address the situation of UWF Smackdown the anarchic rule which has seemingly gripped this once great brand and tonight it stops! Because I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon and what I say, goes! Now, Jim E. Cornette has attempted to stand in as Interm General Manager of Smackdown, but he has failed to capture the rule that Desmond Wolfe has had over this brand. I've had numerous offers from people from this industry and outside this industry to become the General Manager of this brand, further more, each one has offered me something unique but only one man has successfully offered me what I wanted to see. A man who has offered me a new championship to UWF, the UWF Television Championship, a belt which will be defended every week on Television, every time the champion is in a match and I loved it, and on that basis, I am proud to announce that tonight, my son-in-law, Hunter Hearst Helmsley will battle that filthy Mexican, Alberto Del Rio for the Championship! Don't let me down, son! Now, onto unveiling the New General Manager of Smackdown, or should I say...
Suddenly, only two people in the world are stupid enough to interrupt Vincent Kennedy McMahon appear on the titantron, and yes, Damien Sandow begins to talk away to Vince McMahon.
Damien Sandow: Vincent Kennedy McMahon, please allow me to beg your indulgence for just one moment, please.
Before Vince McMahon can even respond to Sandow, Damien Sandow continues on regardless.
Thank you for your cooperation! Now, I understand you have been searching for a new General Manager for Smackdown for a month with very little success as it seems to me, that only the unwashed masses are interested in divulging in taking a hold of this brand, but for you Mr. McMahon. Me and my associate, Mr. Bryan are willing to take that burden off you and run this brand ourselves and save it from the mediocrity and filth which currently consumes this once grand brand. If you allow us further our....
Vince McMahon has had enough of Damien Sandow already as both members of YES make it onto the ring apron.
SHHHHHUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPP! Who the hell do you think you are!? You do not interrupt me, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! I don't give a damn if you're interested in running this brand because I have made my final decision and I was warned of you two sticking your noses in where it does NOT belong! And don't you dare using those three words I can see you itching to say, Daniel Bryan! Because I will fire you on the spot, or even better, I'll put you in dark matches because you don't cross the boss!
Daniel Bryan & Damien Sandow both look at each other, for the first time ever, they're fearful of being the smartasses that they are, instead they listen carefully to Vince McMahon.
Now that is out of the way, the man I have chosen become the New General Manager of Friday Night Smackdown manged to keep the both of you under control for weeks and was screwed by you two at the Great American Bash! Yes, that's right, I am reinstating Desmond Wolfe as the Manager of Friday Night Smackdown! Charles Robinson's officiating cost Desmond Wolfe the match and you two general rule breaking forced my hand on the decision, and...
Daniel Bryan snatches the microphone away from Vince McMahon and screams at the Boss.
Daniel Bryan: NO! NO! NO! You CANNOT do this! I defeated him, I knocked him out, I made the Icon Sting tap out, I am the Best Wrestler in the World and this is insult to me, and Mr. Sandow! How dare you do this! You CANNOT DO THIS, HE MADE THE STIPULATION, HE SHOULD STICK BY THEM, YOU ARE AS UNGRATEFUL AND WEAK AS HE IS!
Vince McMahon snarls in anger and lifts up his microphone and points his finger at Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow and lays down the law, and a game changer for their match at Summerslam against the Black & White Machine.
YOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! How dare you! How dare you insult me like that, you two have a nerve! In fact, you are about to learn why you don't cross the boss, because at Summerslam, now your match against The Icon Sting & Samoa Joe will now have Desmond Wolfe as the Special Guest Referee and if you two lose your match against the Black & White Machine... Well, YOU'RE FIIRRREEEEEDDDD!
Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan look insensed by the decision but Damien Sandow takes the microphone away from Daniel Bryan and attempts to bargin with the Chairmen of the Board.
Mr. McMahon, please ignore my associate's rash words of widsom and allow me to present to you an offer which will certainly suit both me and my associate and your needs to inflict punishment. What I am suggesting to you, Mr. McMahon is at Summerslam, the loser of the fall, if it so happens to be a member of YES, then that member is fired but if either Mr. Borden or Mr. Joseph suffers the lost, then they're vanquished from Smackdown. How does that sound to you, Mr. McMahon?
Vince McMahon chuckles and struts up and down in the ring, Daniel Bryan not looking best pleased with Sandow's suggestion but at the same time, it's a better stipulation than the first one offered to them. Vince McMahon responds to Damien Sandow's offered.
Well Damien, as pretentious and annoying as you are, I like you! I like your way of thinking, because you know what, I'm going to make that ruling official, because one way or another, I get to fire someone by the end of Summerslam; you just better hope your actions at the Great American Bash won't effect Desmond Wolfe's refereeing ability because he is immune from being fired for a whole year!
Damien Sandow smirks and holds a part of his robe as he speaks back to Vince McMahon with his catchphrase.
You're Welcome...
Before both members of YES climb out of the ring and begin to march up the entrance, seemingly as a unit, even if it means one of them might be fired from UWF by Summerslam.
On the titontron a pre recording of Dean Ambrose is shown in a hospital bed.
Dean Ambrose
The doctors say that I’ve healed remarkably well but they don’t think I’m mentally ready to go back. I’m trying to regain control of my mind but last week, I was apparently in a delusional state. I was completely unaware of what happened for the past month or so. I've been told that I lost the World Heavyweight Championship to Ted Dibiase with the help of the Big Show. Not to mention, I got put through the ring by Batista. I guess the only thing I can say is that I will be back soon. Summerslam is the first PPV in the history of UWF to not feature Dean Ambrose. It will also be the last. You can be damn sure that when I come back, I will not stop until I put Batista through the ring. Once I get my revenge, it's off to regaining the World Heavyweight Championship. Maybe if Batista wins the title, I can kill a bird with two stones. Those stones being my bare hands because I don't follow the norm. This not only goes out to Ted Dibiase and Batista. If anyone else gets in my way, I'll destroy you.
The bell is rung three times, as Lillian Garcia stands outside the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The fans erupt in cheers as they await the arrival for a superstar!
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'Broken in out in Love' hits the PA system, the haunting first strums of the guitar mean one thing, and our suspicions are correct as Bray Wyatt and his cousin Eli walks out from behind the curtain. Not saying a word. Just staring ahead.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Lafayette, Louisana, weighing in at 285 pounds, accompanied by Eli Cottonwood, ‘The Savior’ Bray Wyatt!
Bray Wyatt and Cousin Eli walks down the ramp not making eye contact with anybody. They slowly and stately walk up the ring steps and along the ring apron. As Bray Wyatt goes to climb into the ring, he begins to chuckle before hopping into the ring and prepares for his match.
Jim Ross: This Bray Wyatt is one strange fellow, but no one can disagree that he’s a tough one in the ring. However, lately he’s been kind of quiet, what do you think Piper?
Roddy Piper: Like I pay attention to this guy, come on J.R?!
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“WOO WOO WOO!†is heard throughout the arena as Zack Ryder comes out to a very strong pop as he has a big smile on his face. He is having a lot more fun than Wyatt as he gets into the ring and gets the crowd behind him.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from Long Island, New York, “Long Island Iced Z†Zack Ryder!
Zack Ryder throws up his signature hand sign as he prepares for his match.
Jim Ross: I know you’re a fan of Mr. Ryder, isn’t that right Piper?
Roddy Piper: Now you’re starting to annoy me J.R. He’s a piss ant!
Zack Ryder’s music fades out, and the bell is rung three times!
vs.
Zack Ryder v. Bray Wyatt
The fans erupt in cheers as they await for the action to begin! Zack Ryder immediately charges toward Bray Wyatt and gets in a couple of punches in. Wyatt brushes off the punches and stares at Ryder, with a sadistic smile on his face. Wyatt grabs Ryder and immediately shoulder blocks him to the ground! The fans begin to boo toward Wyatt who laughs it off. Wyatt slowly lifts up Ryder by the arm and Irish Whips him. Ryder bounces off the ropes and comes back as he lifts up in the air looking for a clothesline! Wyatt grabs Ryder mid-air and slams his down to the mat! Wyatt shakes his head as cockily covers Ryder.
1…
…RYDER KICKS OUT!
Jim Ross: That slam was devastating!
Roddy Piper: Heh, this Ryder kid has NO chance!
Bray Wyatt immediately picks up Zack Ryder and throws him to the corner turnbuckle! Ryder bounces off the turnbuckle and stands in exhaustion. Wyatt slowly walks to the opposite turnbuckle and taunts the fans as he rushes over to the turnbuckle looking for a splash! Ryder instead counters by lifting up his knees! Wyatt holds his jaw in pain, as Ryder rushes to the ropes, bounces off them and hits Wyatt with a flying forearm smash! Wyatt falls to the mat, and Ryder hops on top of him with a cover!
1…
2…
…WYATT KICKS OUT!
Jim Ross: Zack Ryder almost made his career by winning that match already!
Roddy Piper: Yeah right, he got lucky. Kids get lucky, J.R. I mean, you’re announcing alongside me, right?
Zack Ryder grabs his hair in anger, as he stands up on his feet, waiting for Bray Wyatt to get up. Ryder hops up and down in place, showing off the “L.I.†taunt, going for the Rough Ryder! The fans erupt in cheers, awaiting for the Rough Ryder. Wyatt grabs the referee and asks for assistance, which triggers Cousin Eli to come in and grab Ryder’s legs! Eli sweeps Ryder’s legs and Ryder falls to the mat as the fans loudly boos! Wyatt brushes off the referee with a chuckle on his face as he crawls over to Ryder. Wyatt screams insults toward Ryder as he slowly stands on his feet and picks up Ryder. Wyatt lifts Ryder up, going for a Suplex, but Ryder has other plans as he counters it, bringing Wyatt down to the mat with a DDT! Both Wyatt and Ryder are down, and the fans erupt in cheers, as the referee begins the count!
1…
2…
3…
Ryder begins to stir!
4…
5…
Wyatt begins to stir!
6...
Ryder goes up to his feet and so does Wyatt! Ryder and Wyatt trade blows, until Wyatt ducks under one. Wyatt kicks Ryder in the gut and slams his head down on the mat! Cousin Eli hops up on the apron, as he screams toward Wyatt! Wyatt nods his head and picks up Ryder, as locks his arms. Ryder attempts to escape, but he can’t and Wyatt brings Ryder toward Eli. Eli goes to punch Ryder, but Ryder ducks under the punch and he hits Wyatt! Wyatt holds his jaw in pain, as Ryder shoves Eli off the apron. Ryder bounces off the ropes and leaps in the air as he hits the Rough Ryder on Wyatt! Ryder covers Wyatt!
1…
2…
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…3!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Zack Ryder!
The bell is rung three times, and the fans erupt in cheers as Zack Ryder rises up to his feet and celebrates his win! Ryder nods his head as he climbs up on the turnbuckle, motioning to the “Money in the Bank†briefcase in the sky with a smile on his face.
Jim Ross: You can’t disagree, Piper that this kid is a tough one! Congratulations to Zack Ryder!
Roddy Piper: Yeah, yeah whatever. There’s still no way he’s winning at SummerSlam. I bet money on that!
Zack Ryder continues to celebrate as we fade.
The Feed goes backstage as Sandow walks through the backstage area heading towards the gorilla position.
Josh Matthews: Pardon me, Mr. Sandow.
Sandow stops with a look of almost disgust as he slowly turns to see who is choosing to speak to him at this time.
Josh Matthews: I was wondering what your thoughts were heading into Summerslam in the first championship match in your career.
Damien Sandow: My thoughts? My thoughts are the same as my thoughts were when I signed my name on the contract that brought me to the Ultimate Wrestling Federation. Saving the unwashed masses is my true calling, it is the purpose of my mission, and that same ideal has remained with me no matter what miscreant is put in front of me to try and stop the freeing of the minds of all those desperate people. Summerslam is simply another day in that mission, the difference being that once I’ve gained championship gold my message will have a clearer reading and farther grasp. That, and ending the erroneous reign of those two ignoramuses, is the sole reason why I seek the Tag team championships with my associate Mr. Bryan.
Josh Matthews: Does that mean Daniel Bryan and yourself have other plans here on Smackdown?
Damien Sandow: That's very observant of you, see what separates Mr. Bryan and Myself from the rest of the roster is we do not have "dreams" we have goals. Goals that we always achieve, our primary goal was ridding this brand of the miscreant dragging it down into the sea of inequity known as Mr. Wolfe. Our Goal now is to achieved what we should have before that same said miscreant chose to interfere...and that is becoming tag team champions. Of course these goals are simply nuances to a greater achievement, one that we shall be realizing in the not too distant future. As far as the content of said goal that is for us to achieve and for everyone else to witness.
Josh Matthews: Speaking of said plans, what is going on with your tag team and Batista? are you in talks?
Damien Sandow: In talks? what does that allude to? discussing contractual negotiations? speaking to one another? contemplating a revolution? In talks is a rather broad statement, that said Mr. Batista and Y.E.S is of no concern to you. Being the talented and enlightened superstars that we are Mr. Bryan and myself simply recognize talent and a man who has a mind. We are not recruiting Mr. Batista and Mr. Batista is not recruiting us, this is not some faction or stable. This is simply two great minds recognizes another and letting said mind know, now is that all I've just finished meditating and completing the Farmer Burns Stomach Flattener technique and you are doing a good job at wasting said preparation.
Josh Matthews: Just one more question, what of your thoughts on the match here tonight, facing the Number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship for the second week in a row.
Damien Sandow:
What you must comprehend is that Mr. Cena is no bigger name to me than any other of the abhorrent people that make up this roster, the fact of the matter is he is but a false prophet who seeks to cloud the minds of the innocent simply to get their admiration. Just as Mr. Sting, therefore he must be thought a lesson. I do not seek to defeat people, I seek to enlighten. I wish to convert those people with the influence to change minds, to make them see that my message and my message alone is their saving grace and that with their help we can save the world of the disease of incompetence that has plagued this world for far too long. However when people wish to oppose this message, they must be eradicated for the greater good. I am the avenging sword of taste and decency, but before that sword can tear down the chains of ignorance from all those in the audience this very evening…it must first deal with those who locked those very chains upon them. Now if you’ll excuse me I have wisdom to impart, good day.
*Sandow goes to leave but pauses, stepping back and look at Josh in the eyes*
You’re Welcome
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF Television Championship! Please welcome at this time, Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer: Richardo Rodriguez!
The microphone is handed to Ricardo.
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Well known theme of Alberto Del Rio once again hits the PA system of the arena and Alberto rides out from backstage area in shining white limo.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores,
Es para mà un gran honor presentar a ustedes aquÃ,
Un hombre de gran regalÃas
Un hombre con una inteligencia superior
haciendo su debut aquà en Smackdown
Él es, Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!
As Ricardo finishes introduction of Alberto Del Rio, Alberto gets before his huge falling firework and fans gives him mixed reaction. Alberto is all smiles as he gets into the ring and prepares for his match.
*Time To Play The Game*
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Triple H takes his usual time coming to the ring. He spits on some fans in the aisle way before making his way to the side of the ring. You known the side of the ring that faces the most important camera. Trips gets up on the apron and spits again this time widely on the entire first few rows in the crowd. He ignores the people thinking it's disgusting and heads to the upper right corner to pose for all his adoring fans. He gives off a sick smirk as he prepares for his match.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent from Greenwich Conn, he is the Game... Triple H!
Vs.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Well folks, this is a shock revelation that this match is a title match for the UWF Television Championship!
Roddy Piper: JR, the bosses son in law has been gifted a chance in UWF! But I dare ya to critize Vince McMahon’s decision!
Triple H stares at Alberto Del Rio smiles and gets back rub from Ricardo Rodriguez before getting ready to do battle with Triple H; both men walk up to the centre of the ring, trash-talking each other down to the point the words slowly become blows, both men exchanging lefts and right, with Triple H clearly getting the upper hand as he is the striker of the two. Del Rio stumbles backwards with the hard hitting blows, Triple H forces Del Rio into the corner, Triple H continues to pound Del Rio down, till Del Rio is resting on the bottom turnbuckle.
Jim Ross: And the COO of UWF just dominated The Mexican Aristocrat, could this be a sign of things to come for this UWF Television Championship Encounter!?
Roddy Piper: It’s still early going JR!
Triple H backs off and allows Alberto Del Rio to get back to his feet, but Del Rio is rather groggy after the pounding he’s just taken but as Triple H goes to grab Del Rio out from the corner, Alberto Del Rio takes a cheap shot with a thumb to the eye of the Game; the fans boo Del Rio’s cheap tactic as Del Rio grabs the right arm of Triple H and wrenches it around into a standing Armbar; Triple H snarls in agony as Del Rio continues to wrench on the right arm of Triple H. Del Rio yells at Triple H tap out but Triple H refuses and uncanny of Triple H, the Game manages somersaults forward, flipping him & Del Rio out; both land on the canvas but Triple H is the worse for aware of the two.
Roddy Piper: This is why old gits like Triple H shouldn’t do fancy moves and stick to the moves which win them matches.
Del Rio is the first of the two to get back to his feet to the dismay of the fans but that doesn’t stop Triple H from fighting back, using his weaken right arm, Triple H drills Del Rio with a right hook but Del Rio then grabs Triple H and Irish Whips Hunter across the ring but Triple H comes flying back and leaps up and delivers the high knee smash to the face of Del Rio! The fans cheer Triple H as he makes a cover on Alberto Del Rio.
One…
Two…
Jim Ross: What a high knee by Triple H!
Roddy Piper: Del Rio looked like he was out on his feet, JR!
Del Rio kicks out!
The fans boo as Triple H shakes his head and gets back to his feet, grabbing Alberto Del Rio by the arm, Triple H Irish Whips Alberto Del Rio across the ring into the corner but Del Rio manages to run up the turnbuckle and turn mid-air as Triple H storms across but attempts to duck any flying move from Del Rio but it sets up Del Rio’s move perfectly! Del Rio leaps off the top rope and seemingly goes for the Fame-Asser off the Top Rope but instead lands across the back of Triple H but uses the momentum to flip over, grabbing the arm of Triple H turning Triple H inside out straight into the cross armbreaker to the right arm of Triple H! The fans erupt into “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!†chants as Hybrid H roars in agony as Del Rio wrenches on the arm of Triple H.
Jim Ross: Blah god! What a move by Alberto Del Rio!
Roddy Piper: This is it JR! Triple H is gonna lose and Del Rio will become the first UWF Television Champion!
Triple H roars in agony as Del Rio leans backwards, putting a lot of pressure & tort on the arm of Triple H! Triple H shakes his head as Earl Hebner asks if Triple H wants to give it up, Hunter refuses and instead makes a bold move and rolls up Alberto Del Rio while being trapped in the Cross-Armbreaker.
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Two…
Jim Ross: The Boss’s Son-in-Law might just steal this with a fancy roll up.
Roddy Piper: That’s if he doesn’t tap out first…
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Lillian Gracia: Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner and the first ever UWF Television Champion, The Game, Triple H!
Winner via Pinfall at 08:21: TRIPLE H AND THE FIRST EVER UWF TELEVISION CHAMPION
The fans pretty much roar in cheers as Triple H is named the victory but Alberto Del Rio refuses to release the hold he’s got on Triple H, Triple H shakes his head in discomfort as the time-keeper continues to bang on the bell but to no avail! Suddenly, a brand spanking new theme hits the titantron.
FASTER THAN SPEEDING BULLET,
MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE,
ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDING IN A SINGLE BOUND,
UP IN THE SKY,
IS IT A BIRD,
IS IT A PLANE…
Suddenly a heavy guitar riff with Superman-esque orchestral music hits as the Superman Logo shows up on the titantron but instead it’s a C-H of an S.
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The fans erupt as Chris Hero emerges out onto the titantron, looking very much like a Superhero, he stares down with Alberto Del Rio, whose taunting him to bring it. Chris Hero rushes down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring and begins to battle with Alberto Del Rio in the centre of the ring; Del Rio takes a swing but Chris Hero ducks underneath before delivering a brutal KO Elbow-Shot to Del Rio but Triple H isn’t letting anyone reign on his parade kicking Chris Hero in the gut before delivering the Pedigree! Triple H then snatches his UWF Television Championship and poses on the turnbuckle with his new belt.
But it’s shorted lived as Vince McMahon shows up on the stage with a smile on his face, applauding his son, but he’s the barer of bad news.
Vince McMahon: Son, you have done me proud, becoming the First Ever UWF Television Champion but at the same time, I can’t have you beating up a new debut talent and I’d also imagine that you’d want some more revenge on Alberto Del Rio, so this is what I’m going to do! At Summerslam, Alberto Del Rio is going to be removed from his UWF European Championship Match and will be placed instead in the follow, because at Summerslam it is going to be Triple H versus Alberto Del Rio versus Chris Hero for the UWF Television Championship!
The fans give out an almighty pop as Triple H chuckles and looks back at his opponents before lifting his championship high above his head.
COMMECIAL BREAK
Commercial Break
Fade. We return from commercial break and the camera’s fade into the backstage area. Atlanta, Georgia explodes in cheers as they await for a segment to begin. Suddenly, fan favorite John Cena appears on the screen as the audience cheers increase in volume! Cena is wearing his casual wrestling gear, but he doesn’t look his happy self. Cena looks like he’s rushing, what is he rushing too? Perhaps his match? Hopefully we find out soon. Cena repeatedly runs over to workers asking them the same question.
John Cena: Hey, hey! Where is he?
Worker: Who?
John Cena: Jeff Hardy!
The backstage worker shrugs his arms as he doesn’t know. Why is John Cena looking for Jeff Hardy? Cena shakes his head as he looks pissed off. Cena notices fan favorites Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam; “The Justice League†as he asks them the same question.
John Cena: Rey, Rob! Hey, I gotta’ ask you two a question. Do y’know where Jeff Hardy is?
Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio look at each other with a funny expression on their face as Van Dam responds first.
Rob Van Dam: I’m sorry, dude, I don’t follow Jeff. He’s pretty quiet, y’know this!
Rey Mysterio: Yeah, John. I’m sorry, holmes – check out his locker room? Maybe he’s there meditating or something.
John Cena shakes his head as if he’s thinking “why didn’t I look there before?â€. Cena rushes down the corridor, he makes a left, and asks another backstage worker where Jeff Hardy’s locker room is.
John Cena: Hey, where’s Hardy’s locker room?
Worker: Uh, go down, make a left, and it’s right there. Um, John, sorry to ask but wh-…
John Cena brushes off the worker and follows his exact directions and ends up at the door of Jeff Hardy’s locker room. Cena, the impatient one, instead of knocking on the door he barges in. Cena barges in Hardy’s locker room and sitting on the chair watching the show is none other than ‘The Anti-Christ’ himself. Cena chuckles, as Hardy turns his head, with a not so surprised expression on his face.
Jeff Hardy: I watch the show, moron. What the hell do you want?
John Cena: Good for you, now what the hell do I want? I want an explanation! You knew damn well I wasn’t the one to tag in last week. What were you thinkin’? I had an ounce of trust for you because you were our teammate! Edge and I were countin’ on you to get the victory. It wasn’t that hard, I told you – stay out of my way, I’ll stay out of yours. Not only did you not tag in Edge, but you attacked him afterwards. You left him for the dogs to beat down on him. It was four on one; you had to have Sting come out and even the odds. Who is Jeff Hardy? Heh, I don’t know. All I know he’s still the coward he’s always been.
Jeff Hardy inserts a smirk across his face as he stands up out of the chair, speaking.
Jeff Hardy: You of all people should realize that people make mistakes John. i had taken a pretty bad beating myself in the ring when it came to the opening to get over to our corner for the tag. If you weren't capable, you should have stepped down and not made yourself available to be tagged in. In the heat of the moment I saw two men in the corner and I tagged the nearest one. You can read into your conspiracy theories all you want, I'm not bothered whether I give you an acceptable explanation or not. As for what happened to Edge afterwards... Not my problem. If he wants to risk his life and limb going into a ring with four men then he can by all means, I kept clear, the numbers game was too much for even you to comprehend.
The thing is John, is maybe I don't want to stay out of your way. Maybe the fact that I've beaten you and you've never beaten me in a one on one contest, yet you get the sole title shot at the second biggest pay-per-view is a happening that signifies what I've been fighting against in this company. Favoritism to the money makers and the keeping down of the guys that actually deserve a shot at the big time. So here's your cowardice for ya. Whether you win the title at Summerslam or not, that's not important. When I become the Money in the Bank winner, regardless of if your champion or not, you will see me very soon down the line.
Jeff Hardy goes to leave but turns back to John to add one more thing.
Good luck in your match tonight by the way, I'll be sure to.... Call it how I see it.
Jeff imitates Johns initial chuckle and leaves John stewing in his own anger. Fade.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
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The music of the World's Largest Athlete plays throughout the arena and sure enough out he comes from the back along with the UWF World Heavyweight Champion right next to him Ted Dibiase Jr. Ted seems to be giving Show a pep talk as he walks down to the ring with a purpose.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Tampa Florida, he is the World's Largest Athlete, the Big Show!
Show gets into the ring by stepping onto the apron and over the top rope. Dibiase has taken the steps into the ring and uses the opportunity to put up his World Title for all the world to see, before turning towards his partner. He continues to give Show a pep talk as his opponent's music hits the arena.
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The crowd goes nuts as "One of a Kind" hits the PA system as Mr. Friday Night comes out to huge a decent pop. Fonzie comes out behind him as does Rey Mysterio and Rob motions to them as he extends his arms out.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from Battle Creek Michigan, the UWF European Champion Rob...Van...dam !
Van Dam is clearly excited as he motions for Fonzie and Mysterio to join him as he does his traditional R... V... D... at the top of the ramp. Rob tells Fonz to get a move and his manager begins shaking hands with the fans as RVD sprints down to the ring. Fonz runs to the steel steps and gets in the ring as Rob meets him there having slid in himself. Rob holds out both his hands opening them as Fonz puts his fist up punching each hand with rights and lefts warming up.
JR: Well it looks like for once the Megabucks don't have the numbers edge Piper.
Piper: Are you kidding me JR? The Big Show could eat Rey Mysterio and Fonzie. I'd love to see that, because that would be must see TV!
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Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and the cocky European Champion gets right up in the face of the Big Show, showing absolutely no fear even though his opponent is much bigger than him. The Big Show doesn’t care for it one bit as he pushes RVD down with his powerful strength. RVD gets up and is clearly not happy with just being thrown down like a dogs so RVD comes back fighting nailing Show with several hard right hands that even stagger the usually unmovable Giant. Seeing the effect his punches are having on Show RVD switches to some kicks into the tree branch like legs of Show and begins alternating between punches and kicks. Failing to get the Giant to go down RVD bounces off the ropes and nails Big Show in the leg with a dropkick, but the Giant still does not go down. RVD again begins his kicks and punches and it continues to only get the Big Show staggered and angry. RVD tries again to go off of the ropes looking for something to knock the Big Show down to size but the Big Show is ready this time and drops RVD to the mat with a boot to the face.
Piper: Hahaha! All those kicks and punches from Van Dam and it only takes one kick from the Big Show to send RVD sailing to the mat!
JR: I don’t find it very funny Hot Rod. RVD is in that ring with a man the European Champion has no business being in the ring with. I give Van Dam all the credit in the World Hot Rod but I can’t fathom RVD beings able to take down the very angry and evil Big Show.
Dibiase claps in appreciation of Show’s talents RVD tries to roll outside of the ring to the safety of the apron, but Big Show smells blood now as he follows Van Dam to the ropes and begins picking him up, unfortunately the Big Show has underestimated the European Champion who nails Show with a forearm, RVD nails Big Show with another one before dropping to the mat and whipping Show’s neck off of the top rope whiplashing him. The move doesn’t knock Show down however and the crowd is wondering how in the hell Van Dam is going to do it? RVD begins climbing up to the top rope and the crowd cheer as Show is still trying to get his bearings, as RVD leaps off the turnbuckle and comes on top of Big Show with what is supposed to be a standing Senton but it is badly botched as both men fall to the mat to make up for it. The crowd jeer a little but RVD pretends not to notice As he’s finally got Show off of his feet. Mysterio and Fonzie high five on the outside as Dibiase looks distraught as RVD goes for the cover.
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With the force of 10 men Big Show throws RVD off of him like Show was doing weights in the gym. This puts a big smile on the face of Dibiase.
JR: The European Champion managed to knock the Big Show down, but there is still the problem of keeping him down as the Big Show showed us with that ungodly power of his.
Piper: I mean I can see a guy like John Cena maybe being able to survive the Big Show, but a small frail guy like Rob Van Dam doesn’t stand a chance!
The European Champion is not deterred however as the Big Show gets up on all fours and RVD gets on him driving several knees right into the bald head of Show. Show keeps getting up however and RVD tries to slow him down with a headlock, but RVD can’t keep him down and Show lifts him up and drops him on the ring ropes. The referee forces Big Show back as RVD hangs on the apron trying to catch his wind, the official doesn’t see the World Champion grab RVD’s legs out from under him and RVD’s chin goes sailing into the apron. The crowd boo as the official turns around Dibiase now on the far side of the ring acting like nothing happened.
JR: That damn Dibiase should get an award for his acting ability.
Piper: What are you talking about JR? I didn’t see Dibiase do anything.
Big Show looks right at Mysterio and Fonzie on the outside before mocking RVD’s little hand gesture, clearly not impressed by Mr. Friday Night. Show again gets the officials attention this time as RVD gets to all fours on the outside of the ring. Dibiase uses the distraction to quickly nail RVD in the ribs with a sharp kick! The crowd gives Deebs major heat as he tosses the wounded European Champion into the ring. Rey Mysterio has seen enough and begins bolting across the ring after the World Champion who quickly hightails it out into the crowd. Mysterio not wishing to harm any innocents tells Dibiase. “When I win Money in the Bank you better watch your back villain.†Fonzie meanwhile is blowing his whistle trying to get the referee to see the foul play that is going on here. The official however is too busy watching the action in the ring as he should as the Big Show has picked up RVD and connected with a brutal headbutt. The impact sends RVD sailing into the corner where the World’s Largest Athlete opens up RVD’s ring gear so his bare chest is open before silencing the crowd, to which it only gets major heat, before slapping RVD so hard in the chest the sound almost vibrates throughout the arena. Show laughs as he sticks his massive foot into the throat of RVD and the heat grows louder then Fonzie who is blowing his whistle as loud as it possibly can go!
JR: Good lord look at the size of that boot. It almost engulfs all of RVD’s neck and lower face Hot Rod.
Piper: That has to be the biggest boot I’ve ever seen. I wonder how much they cost to make!
Show lets go as the official gets to the count of 4 before Show lets up. Mysterio begins banging on the mat from the outside trying to get his tag team partner to respond. RVD staggers out of the corner holding his throat, trying to get air back in his lungs, as Show lifts RVD up and side slams him to the mat hard. Show laughs as he makes the cover.
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RVD gets a shoulder up and no one is happier than Mysterio and Fonzie. Dibiase has come back having picked up his title belt again and begins looking on cool and collected. “Finish him Show. I want to go get ready for Cena’s match!†Show nods his head and smiles as he turns towards the fallen RVD, he grabs him by the throat and that is how he picks him up. The crowd begin to boo ad Show begins parading around the ring deciding which way he wants to Chokeslam RVD. It gives RVD a chance to kick Big Show in the leg, not once but twice. Show lets go of his grip which allows RVD to start fighting back with big right hands. The crowd gets behind the European Champion as he again goes to bounce off the ropes hoping to manage to do something but as he comes in he is just dropped to the mat with the Big Show’s huge arm draped out and connected with a clothesline. RVD grabs his throat in serious pain as Big Show throws him down hard and covers him.
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At the last possible second Mysterio throws RVD’s foot up on the rope. The ref sees it and immediately stops the count and begins yelling at Mysterio. Dibiase isn’t too happy about it either and he blindside’s the masked hero with a forearm to the back of the head. The Champion is not happy as he grabs Mysterio and throws the hero hard into the steel steps. The Big Show and the official are clearly watching this, neither noticing Fonzie climb up on the Apron with a steel chair trying to get the European Champion’s attention.
JR: What the devil! What is Fonzie doing with a chair?
Piper: Hey get down from there you whistle blowing jerk! Get down before someone like me has to put you down!
Fonzie blows his whistle as the official is outside of the ring now trying to break up Mysterio and Dibiase. The whistle draws the attention of the Big Show who looks at Fonzie waving the chair trying to get RVD’s attention who is crawling the wrong way. Show smiles seeing a picture perfect opportunity. He goes over to Fonzie and snatches the chair out of his hands and the crowd boo. Fonzie calls a foul with his whistle and Show motions like he is going to punch Fonz. The faithful manager quickly jumps off the apron afraid of becoming Roadkill and the Big Show laughs. He takes the steel chair in both hands looking to use it on Van Dam, but as he turns around Van Dam is up and connects with the Van Damniator! The crowd goes nuts as the Big Show falls to the mat out like a light. Even a steel chair can even things up in a David and Goliath battle. Show goes down and RVD begins looking around, perhaps feeling a little froggy?
JR: Oh my what a Van Damniator from Van Dam, that has to be the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
Piper: Are you kidding me JR? That is so illegal. Where is that damn official?
Van Dam turns to the turnbuckle and hops up before motioning his hand. R… V… D… As Van Dam is about to jump however the World Champion grabs his foot making the leap impossible, everyone is surprised when Fonzie comes into the picture having enough of these antics and grabs the Champions foot sending him off balance and crashing head first into the steel steps. With Dibiase down and Show out in the ring, nothing is left to stop Van Dam as he leaps into the air and with all the power he can muster comes down with the 5 Star Frog Splash. The crowd goes nuts as Van Dam makes the cover, the official back in the ring and in perfect position.
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Here is your winner the UWF European champion: Rob Van Dam!
JR: He did it! The UWF European Champion did it. I don’t believe it, man what a victory!
Piper: What a travesty! Van Dam cheated to win this match, he used both numbers and a steel chair to beat the Giant. This is disgraceful, I hope Jeff Jarrett beats the teeth out of his mouth at Summerslam JR.
JR: Hey Hot Rod it wasn’t a steel chair but a slingshot that took down Goliath. I bet Goliath thought it wasn’t fair either. And regardless of what anyone says Rob Van Dam can now claim his biggest victory in his career to date heading into his second title defense.
Piper: Jarrett if you are listening please send RVD packing at Summerslam!
RVD has his hand raised in victory before sliding out of the ring and being handed his European Championship. He and Mysterio fist pump, “Now it is your turn bro.†RVD tells Mysterio as his match is up next. The three men get to the top of the ramp and begin celebrating as RVD lifts up the European Title in the air. In the ring the World Champion stands over Show with fury in his eyes. “When I’m done with Cena, you better watch your back!†Weather Dibiase is talking to RVD or Mysterio we don’t know as Smackdown heads to commercial.
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There is a comotion at the top of the stage and we see multiple officials and doctors trying to stop Dean Ambrose from coming out but he comes running down the ramp yelling at everyone to get out of his way. The crowd is cheering heavily as Ambrose begins throwing people off the ramp and punching some officials before grabbing a mic and making his way into the ring.
You all better keep away! You know exactly what I’m capable of! Now I know you all saw a pre recording earlier and it was all bullshit! I know those videos of me getting thrown through the ring and not being World Heavyweight Champion was all fake. I’m not sure how you did it but it’s clearly been doctored and I will not stop until you give me back what’s rightfully mine! If you want to give Ted Dibiase the title again he’ll have to go through me! I’m not sure what the Batista thing was about of if he’s in on this too, you can be damn sure he’ll get what’s coming to him.
More officials come into the ring and Ambrose quickly runs over and knees a couple off the ropes. More come from the opposite side and Ambrose just punches them and throws them out of the ring.
Everyone get away from me! I’m not leaving this ring until Ted Dibiase comes out and gives me back my World Heavyweight Championship! You’ll have to drag me out of this ring!
Just then a sea of wrestlers come storming out from backstage and rush the ring and grab Ambrose. They hold him off as he tries to fight it but they overpower him into the corner and all grab a hold of him. They all drag him away to the back as he just keeps yelling to let him go.
Backstage Todd Grisham is seen with Batista
Todd Grisham: With me now is 'The Animal' Batista. Now Batista... Over the past week you've beaten Zack Ryder, Samoa Joe and put Dean Ambrose out of action for three months. These people are wondering why are you injuring them after winning? Why do you keep going?
Batista: You're damn lucky you ain't Josh Mathews. Why do I keep going? I have stated I put Dean Ambrose out of action because he was stealing MY spotlight. This whole show is about ME, this isn't about Jeff Jarrett, Sting, Samoa Joe, Ryder and surely ain't about Rey Mysterio!
Todd Grisham: Lately the UWF Universe has been talking about you, wanting you to be fired for your actions what do you have to say about that?
Batista: These puppets can't do anything about it, you can send your freakin' superhero after me but when I destroy his dreams, destroy him and make him a damn bitch. Maybe you puppets will realise and give me the respect I deserve. My actions are to wake you idiots up, but no... you're still going to cheer Rey, hold onto your hope that he will stop the villian that is me... Nobody can stop an Animal unleashed, nobody... You've got to be freakin' stupid to try stop me. Not even Samoa Joe could stop me and he was the toughest opponent to date, hell he's probably weighs a bit more than me but that never stopped me from delivering fo-
Todd Grisham: Four Batista Bombs. You've been given opportunity at King of The Mountain, you didn't quite capture the belt there but now you've got an opportunity. What makes you think you'll walk away this weekend as Mr. Money in the Bank?
Batista: Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking or else I'll break your freakin' skull like I did to Josh! At King of the Mountain, it was for the World Heavyweight Championship... I was the talk of that match, I did everything in that match, I destroyed the living crap out of everyone... but it all took one man who hadn't taken a bump for a year... Big Show, it took him to deliver a punch out of nowhere and allow that little bitch Ted DiBiase Junior to capture the belt. Maybe he played his cards right, but he's making the biggest mistake of his life once he beats John Cena, that's if he can beat John Cena. I've faced John Cena and as much as I hate to say this, he's one tough opponent... he's brought me down before, he made me quit the damn company. The spotlight was all about him and I couldn't steal it as much as I tried... but now... Things are different Todd, this weekend isn't for the World Heavyweight Championship but a briefcase that gives me the opportunity to cash it in when I feel like it. There won't be any Big Shows, it will be us trying to capture everything we've got... If it wasn't for Big Show at King of the Mountain match, I'd be your World Heayweight Champion.
Todd Grisham: At Summerslam, you're deemed as a favorite to win the briefcase however you're in another multi-man match which gives you a 16.66% chance of capturing that briefcase. Do you really believe you can do it?
Batista: Don't be stupid Todd, don't come to me with stupid statistics because they don't mean anything to me. At King of the Mountain, I already competed with Jeff Hardy and Bray Wyatt... This time it's only different with the addition of Zack Ryder, Rey Mysterio and Edge.
Todd Grisham: Now Edge is one of those guys known as the 'Ultimate Opportunist', a man who's been Mr. Money In The Bank before. You haven't squared off against him in a very long time, you've said you see him as a threat..
Batista cuts Todd off mid sentence.
Batista: He might have won it before... but this time he won't be. This is about what I've been doing since being on Smackdown, as a matter of fact I cannot remember what Edge has done since he came to UWF except squirm his way in. Ted DiBiase Junior used Big Show, but who says that I can't use someone? Who says one of the other guys in the match could use someone to help? There could be a repeat of what happened at King of the Mountain, perhaps Rey will find Hurricane Helms to help be superheroes together. Maybe Zack Ryder will use The Big O at last... Jeff Hardy could use his brother... Bray could use his father... Edge could always contact Lita for a helping hand, we all know how that goes...
Todd Grisham: Are you saying you are going to contact Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow to help you out now they applauded your actions last week?
Batista: I never said that, but that isn't a bad option at all... but I can do things myself. I've proven to be a tough competitor but if those two guys want to help me capture the belt and put the World Heavyweight Championship on someone who's much more deserving then I'll allow them to do that. That isn't my problem, the rest of the locker room will have a problem with them. People are going to have a problem if I win the Money in the Bank, the mind-games begin from there...
Todd Grisham: Have you spoken to Daniel or Damien since they applauded your actions? Will you join them? These people are wondering..
Batista: What's it matter to you if I've spoken to them or not? What does it matter if I join them? This has nothing to do with you, as far as I'm concerned this interview's over... Make sure you stand here, watch that TV Monitor because you're going to have nightmares as soon as I'm done with Rey...
Smackdown returns of the image of the money in the bank briefcase hanging high in the sky
Lillain Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall Introducing first, from Washington DC, Batista!
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The crowd lets off monster heat as the Animal Batista makes his way out to the ring hitting his chest, and pointing at the briefcase high above the sky. The Animal gets down and pounds the ramp as sparks fly out of the stage causing more heat for the over the top superstar. Batista is all smiles and even mocking slaps some hands with some fans at ringside before climbing up the steps and walking into the ring. He bounces in the ring as he awaits his opponent.
The arena is quiet when all of a sudden a spotlight is shown on the titantron. It begins to read 619 when all of a sudden...
Who's the Jumping out the sky
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Fans cheer as Rey Mysterio makes his way to the ring, Rey is wearing a cape with the 619 from his back to show that he is here to stop the evils in wrestling. Rey goes and he takes off his cape and he begins to interact with the fans
Lillian Garcia: From San Diego California, weighing in at 175 pounds…Rey Mysterio
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Rey and Batista look at each other as the tension has been building for a while now
Jim Ross: The tension of this match has been building for a while now.
Roddy Piper: Wonder if Rey already reserved his hospital room
The match starts Batista wastes no time charging after Rey. Rey sidesteps out of the way and he starts to go after Batista with little flurry blows. Batista manages to block one and knocks Rey down with one shot. Batista goes to taunt as the fans boo, Rey gets up and he starts landing sharp kicks to the legs of Batista. Batista’s right leg gives out as Rey goes and he bounces off the ropes and kicks Batista right in the jaw. Batista rolls out of the ring to get some breathing room. Rey looks to go after him but the referee is slowing him down. The referee starts to count. Rey moves the referee out of the way and he grabs the top rope and goes for the crossbody to the outside. Batista moves out of the way in the knick of time and Rey goes splat right not the mat.
Roddy Piper: Well that wasn’t very smart
Rey is on the ground and Batista grabs Rey and throws him right into the turnbuckle post on the outside of the ring. Rey splats and is on the floor. Batista goes and he kicks his gut as Rey is crawling slowly. Batista goes inside of the ring and rolls out quickly to break up the count. Batista goes to Rey and picks up by the head Batista begins to yell “You’re not better than meâ€. Rey quikly begins to punch the gut but one counter knee stops the attack of Rey. Batista drags Rey to the steps. Batista looks at the steps and he begins to smile as he lifts Rey high up in the air. Batista goes and he throws Rey over his shoulders and powerslams Rey right onto the steps.
Jim Ross:Batista so vicious in such an early manner
Roddy Piper: Like I said earlier did Rey reserve a hospital room already?
Batista smiles as he loves the work he has done. Batista begins to taunt. Batista picks up Rey and throws his body into the ring. Batista goes and he covers Rey
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Rey kicks out. Batista is upset with the decision that was made and he begins to scream at the referee. Batista starts to pout as he raises his thumbs up and is looking to go for the Batista bomb. Batista gets Rey and he lifts Rey up high in the air. All of a sudden Rey begins to punch Batista in the face numerous of times causing Batista to fall back to the turnbuckle with Rey still punching. Rey keeps on punching Batista in the face numerous of times. Rey goes and he begins to taunt as the fans cheer Rey tries and goes for a hurricuranna. Batista though catches him and he lifts him back up. Rey punches Batista back in counteraction. Batista slips under Rey to get away as Rey is perched on the turnbuckle. Batista charges at Rey but Rey hits a nice back kick. Rey wastes no time and he hits a moonsault onto Batista. Rey goes for the cover.
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Batista kicks out. Rey though does not complain as he wastes no time but to kick Batista a couple of times on the ground while he is down. Rey goes and he bounces off the ropes and does his own version of the rolling thunder onto Batista. Rey goes and he begins a cover on Batista again
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Roddy Piper: Rey knows it will take more than that to take out Batista
Jim Ross: Roddy I am sure Rey knows that but he is trying with everything he’s got.
Rey goes as he looks and he looks to measure Batista for the 619. Batista is getting up as Rey goes and kicks his back and Batista is on the ropes. Rey looks to go for it, but Batista slips out of the way causing Rey to go spinning. Batista goes and catches him hitting a spinebuster onto him. Batista lays down a while to re-cooperate from the damage he had taken earlier. Batista gets up and he screams. “No more gamesâ€. Batista goes and he lifts Rey up and drives him to the turnbuckle. Batista goes and he hits multiple shoulders to the stomach of Rey. Batista begins to lift Rey to the top turnbuckle as Rey looks out of it.
Jim Ross: This does not look good for UWF’s residential superhero.
Batista goes up as well as the fans start to worry. Batista goes and he looks to hit a superplex on Rey. Rey all of a sudden begins to get some energy and he starts to hit the stomach of Batista. Batista lets go as Rey headbuts Batista. Rey puts Batista’s head down as he hits a sunset flip powerbomb onto Batista. Rey and Batista are both down as Rey slowly crawls and goes for the cover.
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No Batista gets the shoulder up . Fans are in awe as Rey and Batista lay down for a moment, both men slowly get back up. Batista hits Rey with a strike sending Rey flying and Rey comes back with strikes of his own. Rey and Batista slug it out, as Rey catches Batista with a hard hook sending Batista to the ropes. Batista lays back as Rey goes charging at Batista. Batista ducks down though launching Rey over the ropes. Rey’s athletic prowess and super powers keep him from landing on the mat, but on the apron. Batista turns around to swing at Rey, but Rey ducks down and he hits a shoulder shove to Batista. Batista staggers back as Rey goes and he jumps off the ropes, but Batista catches him and hits him with a vicious spinebuster. Batista goes for the cover as the referee counts.
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Jim Ross: Bah gawd what heart for the UWF’s residential superhero Rey Mysterio
Roddy Piper: Heart? More like lack of brains… he’s lucky Batista has not ripped him to shreds
Batista gets up extremely mad and he screams it loud “Enoughâ€. Batista goes and he wastes no time looking to hit the Batista Bomb onto Rey. All of as it looks like Batista is about to hit it Rey reverses it and now Batista is on the ropes. Rey with little time goes and he hits the 619 right on square to Batista. Rey awaits for Batista to get up. Batista is up and Rey goes and he hits a senton right on Batista sitting on him for the cover.
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Roddy Piper: Hey JR why didn’t Rey go for the West Coast Pop?
Jim Ross: I don’t think Rey can do such a move to a man of the size of Batista.
Rey goes as he looks onwards wondering what he can do next. Rey starts to think. Rey begins to look at the top rope and he begins to do the lantino heat dance for his friend Eddie Guerrero. Rey points to the sky as he goes to the top rope and looks to hit the frog splash right on Batista. Rey goes and he starts to point but out of nowhere Batista gets up and he knocks Rey as Rey lands right in the nuts. Batista lays against the ropes as he slaps Rey across the head throwing Rey off the turnbuckle, and onto the outside floor. Batista looks enraged as he goes to the outside and grabs Rey. Batista looks to throw Rey to the inside of the ring, but instead Batista throws him to the steps causing massive damage to Rey. Batista goes and he smiles as he throws Rey right into the ring again. Batista goes and does the thumbs up, and thumbs down again looking to hit the Batista bomb. Batista this time waits for Rey to get up expending all his energy earlier just lifting him up. Rey gets up and Batista kicks Rey in the guts as Rey slides down. Batista looks down at Rey and he begins to speak :“This is the endâ€. Batista goes and he lifts Rey when all of a sudden he staggers a little bit and leans back into the ropes. Rey gets out of the situation as Rey goes to the outside of the apron. Batista charges at Rey but Rey pulls the ropes down as Batista crashes and falls to the outside. Rey goes to the top turnbuckle slowly but surely. Batista is getting up and Rey goes for a huge cross body move and connects with Batista both men lay outside.
Jim Ross: By god what a move by Rey Mysterio
Rey and Batista lay outside as the fans are going wild right now. Rey gets up first and starts to kick the down Batista. Rey goes as he grabs Batista and he throws him inside of the ring. Rey goes onto the apron and he measures Batista up on the apron. Rey awaits, and awaits as Batista is up. Rey goes and he jumps off the ropes. Batista dodges quickly as Rey misses, Rey turns around and meets a level spear from Batista. Batista goes and he quickly goes for the cover.
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No Rey kicked out. Batista looks upset by the two count from the referee. Batista goes and he stomps on Rey two times and he begins to smile. Batista goes and he begins to yell to Rey: “Hows this for a tribute� Batista goes and starts to pound his chest and does the latino heat dance that Eddie is known for. Fans boo as Batista is going up to the top rope and he begins to dance again. Batista goes as he does a sloppy frogplash but Rey gets his knees up and Batista holds his gut in pain. Rey gets up quick and he kicks Batista’s back. Batista is still holding from the pain and Rey goes and hits another 619. Fans cheer as Rey quickly points to the sky, jumps to the top rope and hits a frogsplash and hooks the leg.
Jim Ross: Batista’s own arrogance may have cost him the match.
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Jim Ross: By Gawd folks what will it take to take the “Animal†down?
Rey goes on as he looks at Batista wondering what it will take. Rey begins to hold his mask as he just looks down at Batista. Rey goes and he looks around at what he could do next. Rey awaits for Batista to get up as he is behind Batista looking to kick the back again hoping to hit another 619. Rey awaits and waits as Batista is getting up. Rey goes and kicks the back of Batista and Batista is against the ropes. Rey goes for the 619 once again, but Batista once again avoids it sending Mysterio spinning. Batista looks tired. Rey looks tired but neither man wants to quit. Rey goes charging at Batista but Batista catches, Batista spins Rey around and hits a blackhole slam against Rey. Batista goes as he lay there in wait as Rey looks like he got the win knocked out him.
Jim Ross: What will it take for these men to go down? What will it take?
Batista goes and he knows Rey has scouted his Batista bomb, Batista has hit Rey with everything he has got. Batista though begins to stomp on Rey and backs Rey into a corner. Batista puts his boot into the face of Rey and he begins to scream “Just quit Reyâ€â€¦ “Just Quitâ€! Rey is screaming in pain and the referee has to break it up. Batista grabs Rey and he throws him against the ropes. Batista bends down as Rey uses his momentum and dropkicks Batista in the face. Batista goes charging at Rey as Rey ducks under and jumps off the ropes. Rey goes for a crossbody. Batista catches him and he throws Rey over his shoulder. Batista runs Rey right into the turnbuckle back first. Rey hangs there in a tree of woah like position. Batista catches his breath as he runs towards Rey hitting a huge boot to the face of Rey Mysterio. Rey just lumps down as Batista smiles at the pain he has caused.
Roddy Piper: Well were lucky Mysterio is wearing a mask. We don’t have to see how bad his face looks after a move like that.
Batista grabs Rey and he begins ripping Rey’s mask as the fans are going into frenzy. Batista rips the top part of his mask wear some of his ear is showing. Batista begins to wack the area a couple of times until the referee has to separate him. The camera zooms into Rey’s face showing the bruises those punches have left him. Batista begins to smile as the fans are booing. It seems like a huge second wind has almost hit Batista after a move like that. Batista goes and he charges at Rey when Rey Moves out of the way causing Batista to go shoulder first right into the turnbuckle. Rey tumbles across the ring and he charges at Batista. It looks like Batista caught him but Rey goes around his body and hits the La mistia. Rey has the arm bar tight as the fans cheer wondering if Batista is going to tap.
Jim Ross: Rey hits a sensational move and it looks like Batista may tap out here.
Roddy Piper: Looks like Rey is pulling out all his bag of tricks here tonight
Rey holds the move tight as Batista writes in pain. The fans going crazy as in what is going to happen with Batista, Batista is screaming as Rey keeps writhing the move on Batista. Batista goes and he starts to build his base and turns towards to Rey. Batista goes and he clinches the arm trapped and he lifts Rey up and he slams him down hard enough to separate the hold. Batista holds down the arm as Rey lays there.
Jim Ross: What a slam by Batista!
Roddy Piper: It is no Batista bomb, but it had an huge impact
Batista gets up as he had enough with this Batista holds his arm in pain as he lifts Mysterio up. Batista goes and puts Mysterio in his crotch area and looks to hit the Batista bomb. Batista goes and he starts to slam Rey down, but Rey quick as a hiccup goes and grabs the injured arm, using momentum to sling Batista right into the ropes laying by them. Rey goes and he bounces off the ropes and hits another 619. Rey starts to looks at the crowd and he says : “For justiceâ€. Rey measures Batista up and he looks like this time he is going for the west coast pop. Rey waits and Batista is up. Rey jumps off the ropes and Batista catches him and holds Rey in the air. Rey looks shock as Batista sits down and hits a massive Batista bomb. Rey is out as Batista goes for the cover.
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Batista’s music begins to play as the referee checks on Rey. Batista holds his arm in pain, and he points to the money in the bank briefcase that was hanging high in the sky. The fans boo as Batista leaves the ring holding his arm.
Jim Ross: Rey Mysterio fought bravely hear tonight but in the end Batista was the better man.
Roddy Piper: Like Batista said earlier in the week. “It will only take one Batista Bombâ€. Well it took one to finish off Rey here tonight. JR though I think we found out what Rey’s superpowers are.
Jim Ross: What is it Rowdy?
Roddy Piper: Lack of intelligence haha.
Jim Ross: Rowdy how can you say that? The man came in here and gave us his heart and soul in that very ring. None the less he lost, but he showed he can hang with an Animal like Batista.
Batista is shown posing as Rey lies there being checked on by referees as we go to our next commercial break.
Commercial Break
The Original Diva!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Lillian Garcia: The following is tag match and it is scheduled for one fall.
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ANOTHER ME IS WHAT THERE WILL NEVER BE!
The tron shows Jeff Hardy, and sure enough, the Anti-Christ of Professional Wrestling stands atop of the ramp, not his once usual self of pandering to the adoring fans, but instead with a purpose, cold and still.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, the Special Guest Referee for this contest, Jeff Hardy!
After pausing a moment, he walks down the ramp towards the ring. This clearly is not your everyday Jeff Hardy, he and Edge stare at one another for a moment Edge unsure on what to think of Jeff when their little stare down is interrupted with the entrance of the combatants.
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The Crowd in the arena boo the stage as Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow appear through the curtain, as they both stand on the stage simply turning their heads as they stare at the booing crowd they turn to one another with a nod before Bryan lifts him his hands in a Yes shout as Sandow lifts up one finger moving it in tune with the music as if conducting it himself.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 453 pounds, the team of Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow: Your Enlightened Saviors...Y.E.S!
The two men get into the ring and prepare for their big time match up.
Darkness falls over the arena as the fans cheer, some of them out of anticipation, others out of lack of knowing how to react. Suddenly a young voice begins to recite a familiar poem.
When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.
From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.
The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.
This. Is. Sting.
After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the titantron screen lights up with the entrance video of the "Icon".
As the crowd erupts into cheers, "Immortal" by Adema begins to play as the fans are joined by the one and only Sting as he makes his way from the backstage area and enters through the curtain, turning the corner and appearing on the stage before them all. Sting stops and outstretches his arms and leans back, letting out a loud and passionate, "Wooooo!" before making his way down the ramp. He makes his way down the ramp, darting over to the steel steps as he reaches the end of it. He ascends the steps and walks along the apron, stepping through the ropes as he walks to the opposite side of the ring and prepares for his match.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents: He is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions, from Venice Beach California, he is the Icon, Sting!
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John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena bursts out onto the stage, which is a pleasure from the U.W.F. Universe. John Cena looks into the camera mouthing something that can't be heard over the sound of his music before meeting the end of the stage.
Lillian Garcia: And his partner, from West Newbury Massachusetts, John Cena!
takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena springs forward and sprints down the entrance ramp. John Cena slides in the ring and hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. John Cena walks over to the end of the ring and prepares for his match.
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Ding Ding Ding!
The bell rings and it is going to be John Cena and Daniel Bryan who begin the match with an elbow to collar tie up. The two struggle for a few moments before Bryan is able to grab Cena’s arm and begin to twist it, however Cena counters with his powerful strength and begins twisting Daniel’s arm. Bryan rolls out of it in an impressive counter only to come back and nail Cena to the mat with a short arm clothesline. Cena is brought to his feet where Bryan grabs him in a headlock before bringing him over to his corner and tagging in Mr. Damien Sandow. The crowd boo as the intellectual savor comes into the ring and begins driving elbows into Cena’s face. The Number one contender is hurting as he is send sailing off the ropes and back into an impressive shoulder block from Sandow. He smiles as stomps away on Cena before bringing Cena to the corner and tagging back in Bryan. Sandow holds Cena down as Bryan climbs up and over the ropes before landing on Cena with both feet. The crowd boo as Hardy the official just watches on.
JR: And I wonder what kind of official Jeff Hardy is going to be here. At the start he looks to be doing his job calling the tags between Sandow and Bryan quiet well.
Piper: And look at the team work by the two men who are looking to keep their jobs this Sunday and become the next Tag Team Champions.
Bryan drags Cena to the center of the ring before picking him up. Bryan looks confident in his abilities as he goes off of the ropes but Cena suddenly explodes out of nowhere and drops Bryan with a clothesline and the crowd cheers. Bryan gets up and Cena unloads on Bryan with big right hands to the delight of the crowd. Cena has Bryan on the ropes and sends him off, but Bryan counters and sends Cena into the ropes. Bryan attempts a clothesline but Cena ducks it and bounces off the ropes coming back and nailing Bryan with a big shoulder block that brings the American Dragon to the ground. Cena looks hacked off as he picks up Bryan and brings him towards his corner sending Bryan’s head into the turnbuckle before tagging in the Icon who gets a really nice pop from the sold out crowd.
JR: Now that is a sight I thought I would never see. John Cena and Sting tag team partners and now the UWF Tag Team Champion is making his way into the ring.
Piper: Ironic that the tag Champion isn’t tagging with his championship partner. Though if you ask me I think John Cena is hands down an upgrade from Samoa Joe.
Sting has Daniel Bryan right where he wants him in the corner and the Icon unleashes a knife edge chop that almost transforms Bryan’s chest into a welt! Sting the polished veteran grabs Bryan and tosses him hard into the opposite corner. The crowd cheer as Sting follows suit looking to nail Bryan with a running clothesline, but Bryan moves out of the way and Sting collides with the corner. As Sting is hurt Bryan heads over to his corner and tags in Sandow who comes rushing in and drops the Icon to the mat with a cheap shot from behind. Sandow is quick to not give up on the Icon and grabs him before placing his throat on the middle rope and begins choking the Icon. Normally the official would be counting to five but instead Hardy just watches. Cena yells at Hardy to do his job and Hardy’s eyes roll into the back of his head before he starts a less than enthusiastic 5 count. Sandown lets go as 4 and ¾ before looking at Cena and smiling. Cena begins making words with Hardy telling him to officiate better, with Hardy distracted Bryan comes over to Sting from the outside and begins choking him on the second rope himself. Normally an official would disqualify Y.E.S. if they were caught, but Hardy turns around and sees it. He heads over there and gets in Bryan’s face telling him to get off of Sting and back to his corner. Bryan looks confused but takes an extra second to choke him before letting go of Sting, not wanting to upset the apathetic Hardy.
Piper: What great officiating by Hardy JR. He literally was able to talk Bryan down who says they were able to do that.
JR: Jeff Hardy just allowed Y.E.S. to practically choke the life out of the Icon. What is wrong with this man?
Sandow brings Sting to his feet before picking him up and body slamming him hard to ground. Sandow looks incredibly smug as he stands over top the Icon and his opponent at Summerslam. Sandow throws out his arm to the masses before bringing it back in and down with an elbow drop to Icon known as the Cubito Aequet! The crowd jeer their Intellectual Savior as he makes the cover. Hardy gets down like a professional official and makes a normal count.
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Sting kicks out!
Hardy throws up his hands to the timekeeper as Sandow brings Sting to his feet. Sandow brings the Icon over to the corner where he tags in the waiting Bryan and the former UWF Hardcore Champion comes into the ring in a hurry. Sandow grabs Sting from behind and throws his arms back locking them so Sting cannot protect his body to which Daniel begins unloading right hands. Each time saying YES! Followed by an you’re Welcome from Sandow. The intellectual saviors begin wailing on Sting and Cena begins yelling at Hardy to do something. Hardy shrugs not knowing what to do, and Cena yells “count!†Hardy again begins a 5 count much to his own chagrin. Sandow lets go of Sting at 3 and throws the Icon shoulder first into the steel ring post. Sandow exits the ring at Hardy’s orders as Bryan grabs Sting. He sends a knife edge chop into Sting’s chest as payback for earlier before telling Sandow to hold the Icon. Sandow does and Hardy again seems as if he doesn’t care. Sting is unable to move thanks to Sandow as Bryan comes rushing at him and connects with a high knee into the painted face of Sting. Bryan isn’t done their as mimicking CM Punk brings Sting face first into the mat with a bulldog. Bryan yells at Hardy to get over here as he makes the cover.
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John Cena breaks up the count and Hardy immediately gets up and in front of Cena telling him to get back into the corner. “Oh now you do your job!†Cena says with a small amount of frustration.
JR: I think I can relate to how John Cena feels as its only now Hardy does his job by getting John Cena out of the ring without having to be told by Cena himself.
Piper: Cena better watch his damn mouth JR, Hardy has the power to disqualify him here.
Bryan picks up the Icon and throws him in a side headlock so Sting’s face is looking at the floor. Byran is quick to lift up his knee and have it connect with the Icon’s head. The crowd boo as it sends the Icon right back to the mat and Bryan again makes the cover.
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John Cena makes the save again.
JR: And you have to wonder how much longer John Cena will be able to get there in time to make the save. The Icon needs to find a way back into this match up and fast.
Piper: This is why Daniel Bryan is hands down the best wrestler in the world. He isn’t giving Sting a chance in hell of getting back up.
Bryan now drags the Icon back to the corner where Sandow is waiting eagerly for the tag. Again a tag is made and Sandow leaps over the ropes and comes down on top of the Icon with an elbow drop. The crowd may be impressed with Sandow’s athleticism but they still boo the hell out of him as he sits up and puts his elbow down on Sting in a sign of utter disrespect. Hardy goes for the count.
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The Icon kicks out!
Sandow is surprised to see the Icon has managed to kick out of the hold and his usually calm face is one of disbelief. Sandow rubs his beard in thought before picking up the Icon and sending him sailing off of the ropes, Sandow goes down early however and the wily Vet is able to kick Sandow in the chest momentarily stunning the taller member of Y.E.S. Sandow lets out a hint of distress as Sting bounces off the ropes looking to build momentum but Sandow throws out his shoulder and connects dropping the Icon back to the mat with a brutal shoulder block. The crowd boo as Sandow looks upset now that Sting has not been completely vanquished from the match yet. He looks down at the Icon who is somehow getting back up to his feet, for an old man Sting sure is hard to beat down. Sandow helps Sting back to his feet and nails him with a European uppercut that sends the Icon into the ropes. Sandow attempts to shoot Sting off of them but the Icon somehow counters sending Sandow into the ropes. Sandow comes back and the Icon Sting catches him before powerslamming Sandow to the mat. The crowd goes nuts as the Icon lays down on the mat with Sandow out next to him.
JR: This may well be the only chance the Icon Sting gets in this entire match up to get the tag made. Come on Stinger, get to the corner.
Piper: Can the old man dig deep and get to the very fresh number one contender. This is the match right here JR!
The crowd get behind Cena and Sting as the Icon slowly comes too and begins making his way to the corner. The hot tag is on now and Bryan begins shouting the closer Sting gets to Cena, NO! NO! NO! Bryan grabs Hardy and turns him around so he is facing away from Sting just as Sting reaches Cena and makes the tag. The crowd erupt into cheers as Cena comes into the match looking to take out Damien Sandow who is just now getting to his feet, but Hardy turns around not seeing the tag and gets between the two. The crowd give Hardy some heat as he tells Cena to get back in the corner, but Cena has had enough. “I made the tag jackass.†Before shoving Hardy to the ground. Hardy sits up from the mat and smiles as Sandow attempts to take a cheap shot at Cena, but Cena sees it coming and picks up Damien Sandow onto his shoulders and brings him down with the Attitude Adjustment! The crowd goes nuts as Cena goes for the cover. However Hardy stands up and begins brushing himself off from Cena’s shove before going to the corner and crossing his arms.
JR: Oh god dammit! Last week Hardy screwed Cena and it looks like history is going to repeat itself here tonight. Dammit!
Piper: Don’t blame Hardy JR. Its John Cena who let his temper get in the way of doing business and shoving Hardy like that.
Cena turns and sees Hardy just standing there where Sting would be standing if he could get up from being on the outside. Cena gets right in Hardy’s face after getting off Sandow and begins arguing vehemently with him. Meanwhile Bryan hops into the ring and drags Sandow to his corner before getting Hardy’s attention and making the tag. “You shouldn’t touch me John, bad things happen when you mess with Jeff Hardy.†“Oh yeah like what?†Cena asks fed up with Hardy’s mind games. Hardy then shoves Cena back and the force of it spins him right around and into the waiting arms of Daniel Bryan who in one fell swoop brings Cena down to the mat and begins to lock in the Yes Lock! The crowd boo wildly as John Cena is quickly engulfed in the devastating submission move!
JR: Dammit! What would you say about that Hot Rod. The official Jeff Hardy just put his damn hands on John Cena and now Cena is stuck in the Yes Lock because of it.
Piper: I’d call it justice JR. When are guys like Edge and Cena going to learn its best to leave Jeff Hardy alone.
Bryan has Cena in the Yes lock and the crowd is reminded of a few weeks back when Cena tapped out to the Yes Lock. Hardy is in perfect position to see if Cena is going to tap out and asks calmly if Cena wants to quit. Of course Cena refuses and Hardy just sits there in position waiting for the inevitable. Hardy asks one more time and you can hear Bryan shouting, YES! Tap Out! YES! But Cena continues to fight as hard as he can to get to the ropes. Hardy almost appears impressed as he sees Cena getting closer and closer. Bryan grows more desperate, adding pressure to the hold and to the crowd looks like he could be damaging Cena’s surgically repaired neck. But somehow the Number One contender for the World Championship continues to show Hardy and Bryan why he is in this spot as he reaches deep down and with every ounce of heart, sweat, and will grabs the bottom rope. Hardy is so impressed with Cena’s determination he immediately begins a 5 count to which Bryan uses the maximum amount of before getting off.
JR: If I didn’t know any better by Hardy’s actions there he was impressed by the sheer force of will John Cena had to get to the ropes.
Piper: I’m surprised Cena was able to survive the Yes Lock this time, but have no fear, Daniel Bryan is the best wrestler in the world because he takes advantage of these situations.
Bryan is indeed not letting this situation get out of hand as he begins to reach into his tights and pull out the elusive Brass Knuckles that have become a trademark of Bryan’s when the YES Lock has not worked. He puts them on his hand as Hardy does his job and checks on Cena. Bryan has his back turned towards the entrance ramp, a mistake for out of the back comes a man who hasn’t been seen in a few weeks, the other half of the World Tag Team Champions, Samoa Joe! He slides into the ring and Bryan turns hearing the commotion. Bryan doesn’t know what hit him as Joe just tackles him to the ring and begins unloading his built up frustration on Bryan. Bryan rolls trying to get on top of Joe and get the brass knuckles into play but he cannot as Joe rolls him again and both men go off of the apron and to the floor below. Hardy turns around and sees both men fighting tooth and nail on the outside and just begins to laugh.
Piper: Ah hell! Its Samoa Joe! What is that human wrecking ball doing back? I thought he’d be out till after Summerslam!
JR: Revenge can do strange things Hot Rod, and it looks like it helped Joe get back a lot faster than any of us thought!
Hardy is so busy watching Joe and Bryan try to kill each other he doesn’t see the Icon begin climbing up onto the apron looking to get back into the ring. Unfortunately for him however he doesn’t see Sandow back on his feet with a steel chair in hand. Sandow sends the chair right into the back of the Icon forcing the Icon to fall back to the ground with a sickening thud. “You’re welcome!†Sandow turns towards the people and says, his strange psych allowing him to think he was in fact helping everyone. Sandow turns towards the ring and sees Cena putting his hand on the bottom rope, possibly trying to bring him back to his feet. Sandow can’t have that now as he slides into the ring with Steel Chair in hand and waits as Cena struggles to get to his feet. Hardy turns around and sees Sandow with a chair in hand about to smack Cena as soon as he turns around and Hardy just stands there.
JR: You’ve got to be kidding me! Hardy is going to just allow Damien Sandow to possibly take out John Cena with a chair. I think we all now know exactly who Hardy is. A cheap thug out only for himself.
Piper: Bite your tongue JR before you learn to regret it.
Cena is up and staggering and the crowd is red hot with heat as Hardy is just going to watch Sandow bring the chair down on Cena. As Cena turns Sandow lifts up the chair to attack Cena when Hardy grabs the chair and rips it out of Sandow’s arms. The crowd pop loudly as Sandow turns around as if to find out what happened. The place explodes as Hardy takes the chair and nails Damien Sandow right in his ugly beard with it! No one can believe what they are seeing, not even Cena who looks at Hardy as if he has seen a ghost. Hardy throws the chair out of the ring before looking at Cena. “You going to just stand there or win this damn thing!†Hardy yells at Cena. Cena is momentarily stunned but quickly comes back to life as he covers Sandow. Hardy gets down and begins the count..
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Here are your winners: The Team of the UWF Tag Team Champion Sting and John Cena!
JR: Bah Gawd! What the! Who the hell is Jeff Hardy! I think I’m more confused than ever now! One second he’s going to let Cena get nailed with chair only to change his mind and cost Sandow and Bryan the match!
Piper: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as batshit nuts as Jeff Hardy is right now, and we’ve got Dean Ambrose!
Cena continues to look confused as hell as Hardy calls for the bell before rolling out of the ring and begins immediately heading up the ramp. Hardy doesn’t even look back or make time for the fans at ringside. Cena stands watching him go up the ramp hands on his hips trying to figure out what the hell just happened. He is so sidetracked he doesn’t see a figure dressed in a nice suit and tie come out of the crowd. That’s right the place goes into an uproar as the World Heavyweight Champion makes his way into the ring. Cena shakes his head turning around only for Dibiase to strike and connect with the World Heavyweight Championship belt onto Cena’s head.
JR: Dammit in all this confusion and talking about Hardy I completely forgot about the World Champion Hot Rod!
Piper: More importantly John Cena forgot about the World Champion JR, and its going to cost him.
“You think you’ll be able to walk out of Summerslam the Champ huh?†Ted asked as he mounts Cena and begins nailing him with close fisted right hands. “You ain’t got a chance, you hear me Cena. Here let me show you!†Dibiase has appeared to have lost it as he brings Cena to his feet and with confidence and anger in his eyes the UWF World Heavyweight Champion brings Cena down to the mat with Dream Street. The crowd roar in negative energy as Dibiase just smiles.
JR: God, I never in a million years thought I’d see this ending here tonight with Ted Dibiase and Ted Dibiase alone standing over his challenger at Summerslam.
Piper: Dibiase just proved he can beat John Cena single handedly, so how in the hell is John Cena going to be able to beat Ted Dibiase and the Big Show on Sunday to become World Champion?
That is the question on everyone’s mind as UWF Smackdown heads off the air for the final time before Summerslam with the UWF World Heavyweight champion standing tall!
END OF SHOW
Credits:
Promos: Respective TTer’s
TV Title Match/McMahon segments: EOR
Ryder/Wyatt: Blizzard
Batista/Mysterio: Chase
Everything Else: SBS
