FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
September 8th, 2012
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The Pyros go off and UWF Smackdown is underway. The crowd is hot as they are real excited to be attending history. Signs of superstars parade the audience as a UWF chant is heard flowing throughout the arena. The set is as usual the Fist popping out of the stage ith the lights as always blue and white signaling the difference between its tuesday counterpart. The fans reach a fever pitch as we are taken to the announcer's table to begin the show, at the table are two legends of the Wrestling Businees, Jim "JR" Ross and The Hot Rod Roddy Rowdy Piper.
Jim "JR" Ross: Hello everyone and welcome back to a special Friday Night where as its been called things are going to be "Barely Legal". I am Jim "JR" Ross alongside my partner as always Hot Rod, Roddy Piper. And Hot Rod what do you think of this massive card we have here tonight.
Roddy "Rowdy" Piper: We are only about ten days removed from Summerslam and already we are seeing the next Pay Per View, a Smackdown exclusive, take shape. Where tonight the three men who will do battle in the confrontation will be barely legal matches. Dean Ambrose will look to take out the Big Show in a Steel Chain Match, the TV Title will be on the line in a Chairs Match, plus the epic confrontation between two of the biggest names in the buisness, John Cena and Samoa Joe are going to kill each other in a no DQ match!
JR: Cena vs. Joe will be the first time in history I believe. That match sure has slobberknocker written all over it, its a match that could only happen here in the UWF. But you failed to mention something Hot Rod, that I think needs to be said. The Chairs match will be nothing short of a Handicap Match, as Batista defends against both Damien Sandow, and Daniel Bryan.
Piper: I don't know JR. I mean it is for Gold, and the tag team Champions alongside Mr. Money in the Bank have always been about Gold. I guess we'll have to wait and see later tonight.
The scene opens on the arena filled with screaming fans. They are all in a great mood and ready for some more UWF SmackDown. Their mood is about to change, however.
YES! YES! YES!
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“Flight of the Valkyries” hits as UWF Tag Team Champion “Best Wrestler In The World” Daniel Bryan emerges from the back and starts heading toward the ring screaming “YES! YES! YES!” The fans are groaning at the site of Bryan.
Piper: Speak of the devil and he shall appear, right JR. It seems like to me Jim that Mr. Bryan has something important to get off his chest!
JR: That he's “The Best Wrestler In The World” ? I think we know that already.
Piper: Hey Ross, you show some respect!
Bryan gets into the ring and calls for a microphone and waits for the audience to die down a bit before speaking.
Daniel Bryan: Last week, just like clockwork, our incompetent general manager Nigel made a mockery of the SmackDown locker room and insulted your intelligence, whatever short amount you may have by making it official: At Vengeance, Damien and I will defend our Tag Team Championships against the team of Jeff Hardy and Edge.
The crowd cheer loudly at the mere mention of those two names. Bryan doesn't seem as amused.
Daniel Bryan: Yes, that's right. Cheer them. Even if they haven't proven a single thing around here. Even if neither of them deserve an opportunity at our championships. Hell, even those delusional headcases Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam deserve title opportunities over these two miscreants but, I digress. I'm not out here to whine and complain. That just wouldn't be me. No, instead I'm going to do what I do best and that is Enlighten you people. For far too long, you've accepted mediocrity and revered it as excellence. You've had to sit through countless episodes of “The Cutting Edge” and cheer it because you thought that's as good as it gets. Well, no longer will you have to put up with being cheated out of entertainment. You will see greatness tonight because I, Daniel Bryan, “The American Dragon” and most importantly The Best Wrestler In The World bring you a talk show that will put anything the so-called “Rated R Superstar” has done to shame. Ladies and Gentlemen.....
Daniel looks up as a sign covered in a tarp is being lowered into the ring. A spotlight is on the sign as the crowd doesn't know what to make of it.
Piper: What's this, JR?
JR: Your guess is as good as mine, Roddy.
As the sign enters the ring, Daniel hesitates for a moment and then yanks back the tarp to reveal a sign that reads:
Daniel smiles wide as the crowd continues to boo. Bryan then comments on it after basking in his arrogance.
Daniel Bryan: May I welcome each and every single one of you to the debut edition of “The Dragon's Lair”. A show that puts all other talk shows to shame, including “The Cutting Edge” and yes Roddy, even “Piper's Pit.” No longer will you people have to put up with having to watch mediocrity unfold right in front of your very eyes. This show shall become the epitome of greatness just as I am when I step into this ring. And, to commemorate such a special evening, I thought I would give you a special guest you thought you would never see. I could easily bring out Edge or Jeff Hardy, but that's too predictable. This isn't “The Cutting Edge” people. I have a little bit more originality than that. No, no my first guest is a bombshell because he's someone who has NEVER stepped foot inside of a UWF ring and has history with both men Edge and Jeff Hardy. Who could this mystery man be? Well, don't let me hold you in suspense any longer. Ladies and Gentlemen.....my guest tonight......
Bryan points to the entrance way as the crowd anticipates the arrival of the first guest of “The Dragon's Lair”. Then, a familiar theme hits the PA.
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JR: WHAT?!
Piper: I'll be damned! It's Jeff's brother!
JR: Matt Hardy is here on UWF SmackDown and he's the guest on Daniel Bryan's show?!
The crowd goes insane as Matt Hardy makes his way towards the ring, all amped up as usual.
Matt walks down the ramp and towards the ring as Bryan seems thrilled with himself for pulling this off. Matt enters the ring and is handed a microphone. Matt tries to speak but Daniel cuts him off.
Daniel Bryan: Hold on one second, Matt. You'll have your turn to speak but first I want to catch these people up to speed about your connection to both Damien and I's opponents at UWF Vengeance. You see, your Matt Hardy, the older brother of our resident “Enigma” Jeff Hardy and also, at one point in time, your best friend was Adam Copeland, better known as Edge. I would think we would all know what happened there, but if you don't, just like every week here on SmackDown, let me Enlighten you. Matt was in a relationship with a woman named Amy Dumas, or as you may know her as Lita. 6 years they were an item until one day, Matt's best friend Edge stole her away. His one chance at a happy life and starting a family completely torn away from him by that adulterous swine Edge. How did it feel knowing your only chance of happiness was torn away from you? How did it feel knowing the two people who did you wrong still had a job and you were out of one? Did you feel miserable? Were you ashamed? But not only has Edge done wrong to you, your own brother has wronged you as well, hasn't he?
Daniel eases closer to Matt as he tries to convey his message.
JR: What is Daniel Bryan talking about? Jeff loves his brother.
Piper: Hush up, Ross! I wanna hear this.
Daniel Bryan: That's right. You see, while your personal life was a complete wreck, you still had your career while Jeff's was in the toilet. Even after having your heart torn out of your chest and stomped upon, you still were the most level-headed brother. But, being level-headed doesn't necessarily translate to success, does it? You see, while you were diligent, hard-working and being a responsible adult, you were never given the opportunities that Jeff was given and pissed away. While you cleaned up after all of Jeff's messes, who was it that reaped all of the benefits? Jeff has made your career meaningless. You're the older brother and you still couldn't escape his shadow. His successes far outweigh yours in terms of importance. I mean, what? ECW Champion? Big whoop, Matt. Way to grab the bulls by the horns. Jeff Hardy, the biggest screw-up in the history of Professional Wrestling has attained more wealth and accumulated more accomplishments than you. It has to sting knowing that, Matt. It has to sting knowing that you're just “The Other Hardy”. You're Marty Jannetty.
The crowd is completely letting Daniel have it at this point. The crowd is booing him so loudly he's almost drowned out. Matt lifts his microphone to reply.
Matt Hardy: Now, it might be true that Jeff has gained more notoriety than me and it's true that Edge and Lita did me wrong in the past, but Daniel, I don't live in the past. I live for the moment and right now, the moment is you and me in the middle of this ring. Jeff and Edge get their hands on you and Damien at Vengeance, but I want a piece of Daniel Bryan right now.
The crowd lights up at the thought of Matt Hardy vs Daniel Bryan. Daniel rubs his beard to think it over.
JR: What's there to think about? Accept it, Daniel. You are “The Best Wrestler In The World” aren't you?
Piper: Show some respect, Ross. This is a big decision.
Daniel Bryan: You want to go one-on-one with me. You? Ok, I'll tell you what. Go and get a referee and meet me back here and we'll settle this once and for all.
Matt turns to walk out of the ring and towards the back but Daniel takes the microphone and nails Matt in the back of the head with it. He then mounts on top of Matt and hammers away at him.
JR: GAH DAMNIT!
Piper: You know something, Ross? This actually could be better than “Piper's Pit”!
Daniel then starts jabbing his knees into the shoulder of Matt. He straps on the YES Lock and doesn't let go. Matt is screaming and so is Daniel as he applies pressure. A swarm of UWF officials come out to the ring and try to intervene but to no avail. Matt is writhing in pain but soon passes out from it. Daniel eventually lets go and rolls out of the ring with a smile on his face. EMTs are rushing out from the back to check on Matt.
JR: That son of a bitch! It was a set-up all along.
Piper: It was to send a message to Jeff Hardy and Edge that Daniel Bryan is a dangerous and unpredictable man.
JR: Well, you'll have to bet Desmond Wolfe will do something about this.
Daniel walks to the back satisfied with himself as we go to commercial.
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Fade. The bell is rung three times as Lillian Garcia stands in the ring with a microphone in hand.
Lillian Garcia: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
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"No More Words" by Endeverafter plays and as everyone knows, Hardy's old music queues him to come from behind the curtain in an old, exuberant and energetic entrance. Maybe trying to please the fans going back to an old root Hardy, he lifts the 'guns' to his face and pyros go off behind him.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, ‘The Charismatic Enigma’ Jeff Hardy!
He runs down and slides through the ring ropes before climbing the turnbuckle and actually posing for the fans, for the first time in his UWF career!
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The fans are taken back with the sound of the theme as it isn’t his usual theme but its “Never Gonna Stop Me” as Edge comes out getting the crowd hype as they can’t help but cheer and rock out to the theme as Hardy is doing his energetic thing in the ring to the theme as well. Edge then starts walking down towards the ring. He walks down towards the middle of the ramp and then does his pose as the pyro goes off.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, ‘The Rated R Superstar’ Edge!
He then continues his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope. He poses on the rope before getting off and begins to prepare for his match with his partner.
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After a while "One Of a Kind" by Breaking point hits the PA System of the arena as the crowd goes crazy. With the first guittar riff hits, two of the most loved UWF superstars Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio appear under the titantron with a wide smile on their faces as the crowd chants ‘Justice League!’ Huge ovation for Rob Van Dam and Rey. RVD and Rey Mysterio walk down the entrance ramp as they slap hands of the loyal fans.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing their opponents, Rob Van Dam, and Rey Mysterio, the Justice League!
Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio slide into the ring, as they prepare for the upcoming match.
Jim Ross: Here we go folks! Justice League vs. the recently created Edge and Hardy, this is gonna be a classic!
Rowdy Piper: Honestly, I don't think Hardy is a classic anymore after he re-attached to these people. And I thought I used to like him!
Justice League's entrance music finishes playing, and the bell is rung three times.
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EDGE AND JEFF HARDY VS. THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
The fans erupt in cheers as they await for the action to begin! Jeff Hardy decides to start off, where as Rey Mysterio starts off as well! The fans continue cheering knowing a classic is soon to begin! Mysterio claps his hands, trying to get some volume from the audience. Hardy nods his head, as he starts clapping as well. Mysterio stretches out his fingers, and Hardy walks up to Mysterio and they lock up! Hardy being the larger men overcomes Mysterio with his strength and shoves him to the ropes! Mysterio bounces off the ropes and rushes at Hardy as Hardy leaps over Mysterio! Mysterio rushes back at Hardy and Hardy ducks under Mysterio, Mysterio leaps over Hardy's fallen body and comes back only to be arm dragged by Hardy! Mysterio is sent flying across the ring as Hardy rises back up to his feet! Mysterio rushes back up and is immediately arm dragged once again! Mysterio stops at the turnbuckle as he re-positions his mask, with a smile across his face, as he points at Hardy, nodding his head. Hardy nods his head, as Mysterio returns to his feet and goes to lock up with Hardy! Instead, Mysterio kicks Hardy in the shin, and Hardy grabs it in pain! Mysterio kicks the right shin as well, and Hardy is distracted, as Mysterio leaps in the air and dropkicks Hardy on the knees! Hardy drops to the mat, holding his knees, as Mysterio kicks Hardy in the abdomen, and Hardy rolls on his back! Mysterio rushes to the ropes and leaps in the air, going for a leg drop, but Hardy rolls out of the way! Hardy rises up to his feet and so does Mysterio and they hold up their hands in the air, preparing for the others worst! Hardy and Mysterio nod their heads, as they pace around the ring, looking for another plan!
Jim Ross: Hardy and Mysterio are familiar with each other too well! Who is going to get the upperhand?
Rowdy Piper: Meh, I don't know and I don't care. I'd rather watch that boring Bray Wyatt preach than watch this match, let's see some Spears, anything that will cure my boredom!
Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio both begin to clap once again, and as Mysterio claps more than Hardy, Hardy distracts Mysterio by sliding between his legs and tripping him! Hardy picks up Mysterio and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle! Mysterio hits the turnbuckle, and Hardy rushes over before elbowing Mysterio in the jaw! Mysterio falls to the mat as Hardy leaps on the middle rope before stretching his legs in the air violently coming down with a Turnbuckle Dropkick, one of Hardy's signatures! Hardy backrolls out of the way, and Mysterio lays on the mat, as Hardy rolls him over for the cover!
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MYSTERIO KICKS OUT!
Jim Ross: That dropkick was beautiful!
Rowdy Piper: Yeah, yeah, J.R., we all know I had the best dropkick in history!
Jim Ross: Uh, Roddy, I can't recall you ever doing a dropkick!
Rowdy Piper: Did you really just say that?
Jeff Hardy shakes his head, as he picks up Rey Mysterio from his feet, and goes to Irish Whip him! Mysterio bounces off the ropes, and Hardy stretches out his arm for a clothesline, but Mysterio ducks under! Mysterio bounces off the opposite rope and leaps off the ropes, hitting a Springboard Crossbody! Mysterio lands on Hardy and he stays on top of him for the cover!
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HARDY KICKS OUT!
Mysterio shakes his head at the referee, before picking up Hardy to his feet. Mysterio repeatedly kicks Hardy's in his ankles, before leaping on top of Hardy's neck, leaning back for a Hurricanrana! Hardy leaps all the way over to the middle rope, and the fans erupt in cheers, knowing what's coming up! Luckily, Hardy lands on the rope Edge is near by, and as Mysterio bounces off the ropes, Edge slaps Hardy's back! Edge pulls Hardy off the ropes, and Mysterio hits a fake 619! As Mysterio regains his position, Edge has already entered the ring and grabs Mysterio's head, leaping in the air for the Edgecution! Mysterio's head bounces off the map, as Edge, weirdly, ignores the pinfall. Mysterio begins to regain consciousness and Edge looks at the bottom turnbuckle, before beginning to brush his hair back! The fans continue cheering also knowing what's next! Edge slowly walks over to the bottom turnbuckle, before crouching down, screaming "COME ON, REY!", bringing his hair back! Mysterio rises up to his feet, and Edge rushes over to Mysterio! However, Mysterio leaps over Edge, and Mysterio leaps over to his partner, Rob Van Dam before tagging him in! The fans erupt in cheers as R.V.D. leaps on the ropes and springboards off, hitting a kick to the side of Edge's head! Edge's flips back, and Van Dam rushes over to Edge as he spins around in the air, hitting a leg drop on top of Edge's chest! Van Dam does his usual "R-V-D!" pose as the fans chant along, and he rushes over to the ropes, does a front roll and leaps in the air for the Rolling Thunder! Van Dam quickly covers Edge!
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EDGE KICKS OUT!
Jim Ross: What a close call! The pace for this match is amazing!
Rowdy Piper: Hell, I'm not gonna lie J.R., I thought Edge was done there! Rob Van Dam came in the match looking amazing!
Rob Van Dam isn't phased by the kick out, as he has a huge smile on his face! Van Dam nods his head, mouthing off "Nice one, dude!" before picking up Edge by his hair! Van Dam kicks Edge in the side, before constantly kicking him in the chest, to top it all off Van Dam leaps in the air and spins going for a Thrust Kick! However, Edge ducks the kick, and kicks Van Dam in the gut, before lifting up Van Dam by his legs and dropping him on the mat for a Flapjack! Van Dam bounces off the mat, and Edge slowly goes over to cover Van Dam but Mysterio leaps in the ring and kicks Edge's gut! Edge rolls off of Van Dam, and Hardy enters the ring before a brawl breaks out in the ring! The Justice League manages to overcome Edge and Hardy as they kick them out of the ring! Edge and Hardy goes flying out of the ring and Hardy and Van Dam respectively goes on the top rope, as Van Dam does his "R-V-D" chant and Mysterio points up in the sky before leaping off the turnbuckle! They land on Edge and Hardy, as the fans explodes in cheer, beginning a "Holy Shit!" chant. The chant echoes throughout the arena, as Van Dam and Mysterio rise up to their feet with huge smiles on their faces! The referee begins the count out, as Van Dam picks up Edge before rolling him in the ring. However, Hardy grabs Van Dam's legs, and manages to trip him on the apron! Mysterio runs over to Hardy and they begin fighting out of the ring. Edge rises up to his feet, and as Van Dam rolls in the ring and rises up to his feet, Edge boots him in the face! Van Dam collapses on the middle rope and Edge rushes to the opposite ropes, bounces off and crossbodies Van Dam! Van Dam bounces on the mat, and Edge quickly covers him!
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ROB VAN DAM KICKS OUT!
Edge is clearly frustrated by Rob Van Dam kicking out, and he sees Jeff Hardy on the apron, asking to be tagged in. Edge thinks about it, before nodding his head, tagging in Hardy! The fans erupt in cheers, as Hardy leaps on the top rope, and leaps in the air, flipping for a Swanton Bomb! Hardy lands on Van Dam, and Mysterio enters the ring, going to break up the pin but is Speared by Edge! Mysterio holds his head as he rolls out of the ring, and Hardy covers Van Dam!
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Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners, Edge and Jeff Hardy!
The bell is rung three times, and the fans cheer loudly as Hardy's entrance music begins to play! Hardy has his arm raised in victory as he stands over the downed Van Dam, while Edge stands on the rope and raises his fist in victory.
Jim Ross: What a fantastic match! The Justice League shouldn't feel bad because they put on one hell of a performance!
Rowdy Piper: Why shouldn't they feel bad!? They lost! They're losers!
Rey Mysterio slides in the ring, as he attends to his fallen partner. Mysterio picks up Van Dam, as the fans erupt in cheers when Edge and Hardy stretches out their arms, looking for a handshake. The fans begin a "Shake It!" chant, as Mysterio and Van Dam shrug their arms, shaking their hands.
The Justice League rolls out of the ring, and walk up the entrance ramp, as Edge and Hardy continue to celebrate in the ring! The fans continue cheering for Edge and Hardy, when all of a sudden, boos are heard as four men jump over the barricade and surround the ring! The men are the following, Damien Sandow, Daniel Bryan, Bray Wyatt, and Eli Cottonwood! Y.E.S.! The fans explode in boos, as Y.E.S. slowly enter the ring! Edge and Hardy stare at each other before each going at them all! Edge hits Cottonwood, and Hardy hits Bryan, but for a moment it looks as if they can handle it but the numbers game begin to play and they're soon getting beat down by Y.E.S.! Bryan walks over to Hardy before locking in the Y.E.S. Lock, screaming "YES!" in the process. Sandow walks over to Edge and hits his Russian Legsweep before performing a cartwheel over him! The fans continue to boo loudly as Wyatt and Cottonwood poses in a Crucifix taunt, as the camera's fade to black. Fade.
The scene opens up in a very official looking office with Triple H spinning around in his comfortable looking desk chair. After a couple spins Triple H stops for all of us and decides to speak.
Triple H:
You know I should really be in a bad mood but this chair is just too much fun... However forget that... I got business to attend to and I don't think anybody is going to see where I'm coming from exactly... Right now I'm actually content. I'm not wondering if my next title reign is coming up... Because it's me after all... I'm not worried about my Wife who is resting safetly at home... She can take a beating, those McMahons can all take a hell of a beating... No it's more of the fact I told her to stay away from my affairs... Thanks Batista for egging her into the ring, though... She is still in a lot of horrible pain... Which somebody you'll get yours for but at the time being my mind is elsewhere...
Triple H ponders for all his adoring fans.
Triple H:
My mind isn't on the TV Title or my beautiful Wife... It's where my future leads here now. I don't know where it is going but things are only looking up... How can they not? I get awarded titles for just showing up and then my Wife defends me on national TV only for me to look like the helpless Husband.... Yeah, I could totally use this to my advantage. I could take this whole company by the throat. I don't know though? It seems premature.
Triple H spins in his fun chair once more.
Triple H: You know I think I got it... I need to take someone one out seriously... Hell that is the only way Batista became Champion... That little "help" he had. Well... sometimes I'm a patient man and at other times I am NOT. Right now as I said I am content... I've seen what I'm capable of here and if the obstacles fall in my opponents way instead of mine, I can accomplish a HELL of a lot more here... Do you understand what I'm saying? If I was fully focused this entire scene will be mine and you know with my vast imagination that could happen sooner rather than later... Be prepared, UWF... Hybrid H is on the hunt.
The scene ends with Hunter a nice, long grueling stare at the camera.
GET READY TO FLY!
I AM I AM!
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AJ Styles comes out from the back to a pretty nice welcome from the crowd. AJ cockily walks down the ramp in his ring gear ready for action. He hops into the ring and poses for the fans!
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Gainesville Georgia the Phenominal AJ Styles!
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“I come from Money” hits the PA system and the crowd gets to their feet booing as loud as they can for the man who was the King of the Mountain and the UWF World Heavyweight Champion. Ted Dibiase comes out with the title belt on his shoulder and dressed for in ring competition. Dibiase gets up on the apron and wipes his boots before he heads over to the rope and throws up the World title to jeers from the crowd preparing for his latest match.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from West Palm Beach Florida, he is the current and reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ted Dibiase JR!
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and DiBiase immediately takes Styles down with a running shoulder block. AJ goes down to the canvas and the World Heavyweight Champion follows up with an elbow drop right across Styles’ chest. DiBiase wastes no time going for the first pinfall of the match…
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Styles rolls a shoulder off the canvas!
The World Champion gets to his feet before grabbing Styles by the neck and listing him to his own. DiBiase grabs Styles by the right arm and uses his free arm to push Styles away before using said right arm to pull Styles back in and almost takes his head off with a clothesline. Styles’ body turns inside out and the Champion goes for another cover…
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Styles kicks out!
Piper: That’s right! Get him Champ!
JR: Rowdy, we’re supposed to be impartial.
Piper: I’m sorry Jim, but I love watching a spot monkey take a beating!
DiBiase once again goes to lift Styles off the canvas, but the Phenomenal One starts battling back, hitting the World Champion with right hands directly to the stomach. These double DiBiase over and allows Styles to finally attempt to mount an offense. With DiBiase holding his stomach, Styles gets to his feet and backs off the near ropes. DiBiase has him scouted and as Styles comes off the ropes, DiBiase runs directly towards the same ropes and past Styles. Styles turns around shocked and DiBiase hits him with his patented chasing clothesline.
Piper: Yes! I love that move!
DiBiase shakes his head in disappointment at his caliber of opponent. How can the World Heavyweight Champion warm up for a Fatal Four Way title defense against AJ Styles? Never the less, DiBiase isn’t getting paid by the hour, so he tells everyone that this match is over. The fans boo the Champion as he positions himself behind AJ Styles, who is starting to pull himself to his feet. DiBiase smirks confidently as Styles makes it to a vertical base and DiBiase applies the vintage Million Dollar Dream submission…
Piper: Oh Boy!
DiBiase wastes little time lifting Styles into the air before bringing him back down with Dream Street. The fans continue to boo as the cocky World Heavyweight Champion makes the cover on a seemingly unconscious AJ Styles…
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Here is your winner, The World Heavyweight Champion; Ted DiBiase!
“I Come From Money” playas again and the UWF World Heavyweight Champion gets to his feet, having not even broke a sweat in this bout. He wipes his hands clean of AJ’s common genes before leaving the ring and heading to the back as Smackdown heads elsewhere.
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Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title match!
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Jarrett struts his way down the stage accompanied by not only his wife Karen, but the strippers that were with this week at house shows. The crowd cheers the original King of the Mountain and current UWF European Champion before he starts to walk down the rampway, turning towards the crowd and mouthing off to them as the simply answer back with boos. Jarrett runs up the steps and quickly gets in the ring posing in the middle of the ring before turning his attention towards the stage as his music is cut off.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores; ahora entrar en el terreno, el maestro de todo lo europeo.
El Rey de la montaña, el gobernante de toda Europa! Jeff Jaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeettttttt!
Jarrett is all smiles in the ring as he kisses his wife and hands her his European Championship as he prepares for his opponent.
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'Broken In Out In Love' hits the PA system, the haunting first strums of the guitar mean one thing, and our suspicions are correct as Bray Wyatt walks out from behind the curtain holding up his Money in the Bank Briefcase as if it were the Holy Grail. Not saying a word. Just staring ahead.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent: From Lafayette, Louisiana...Bray Wyatt.
Bray Wyatt walks down the ramp not making eye contact with anybody. He slowly and stately walks up the ring steps and along the ring apron. As Bray Wyatt goes to climb into the ring, he begins to chuckle before hopping into the ring and nodding his head at his he begins to chastise the hookers as the bell rings!
Ding Ding Ding
Wyatt is spending so much time trying to “save” the women from themselves he doesn’t pay attention to the European Champion who comes up behind Wyatt and sends a clubbing blow down onto his back. Jarrett brings Wyatt up straight before driving his fists into the head of Wyatt. Jarrett shoots Wyatt off the ropes hoping to build up some momentum and Wyatt comes back into Jarrett and Jarrett sends him sailing over top of him and too the mat. The crowd cheer as Jarrett looks at Karen. “What you think baby?” “I love it!” Karen says in that incredibly annoying voice of hers and Jarrett smiles. He turns back to Mr. Money in the Bank and lifts him up delivering a knife edge chop that staggers the member of Y.E.S. into the ropes. Jarrett shoots Wyatt off of the ropes again, but this time Wyatt counters and sends Jarrett whipping across the ring. Wyatt attempts a clothesline but the European Champion ducks it. The Champ is feeling cocky and it costs him as he comes back looking for a shoulder block but Wyatt is right there waiting for him on turn around and sends Jarrett to the mat with a powerslam. The crowd jeer as Wyatt shakes the cobwebs off.
JR: There is no doubt in my mind the European Champion is confident in his abilities, but there is a very thin line between confidence and cockiness, and Jarrett is skimming dangerously close between the two of them.
Piper: Jeff Jarrett has strippers JR! Strippers! He’s like the Godfather only relevant! I love him. If it means more naked women I’m all for cockiness JR!
Wyatt doesn’t look happy with the situation at ring side as the strippers interact with the sold out crowd. Wyatt is disgusted by it, but Cottonwood is at ringside and gets his partner back on track. Wyatt sees Jarrett is up on his feet and the Tennessee native attempts to take another cheap shot on Wyatt, but this time Mr. Money in the Bank sees it coming and sends Jarrett to the mat with a hip toss. The crowd boo as Jarrett gets up holding his back and is sent to the mat again with a clothesline. The European Champion refuses to stay down however and so Wyatt is required to grab him and throw him hard into the turnbuckle, the impact knocking the wind out of the King of the Mountain! Wyatt puts his hands together in a prayer before rushing after Jarrett and connecting with a monster body avalanche that crushes Jarrett. Wyatt isn’t through yet however as he looks outside the rings where a bunch of strippers are standing and he takes Jarrett and throws him over top the middle rope to the ground so Jarrett winds up smack down in the middle of all the ladies. “This is what happens to those who don’t repent with me!” Wyatt warns the strippers who look a little frightened themselves.
JR: Very curious indeed Hot Rod. It appears to me that Wyatt is more concerned about getting his so called “message” across than winning this match up!
Piper: Bray Wyatt is trying to save souls and lives JR. Don’t you think that is a tiny bit more important than a win/loss record when you could literally be World Champion at anytime!
Wyatt realizing his message has not gotten through yet heads outside of the ring looking a bit perturbed the women refuse to listen. He grabs Jarrett and throws the European Champion shoulder first into the steel ring steps. The crowd boo loudly as Wyatt again looks around. What he sees sickens him as Ricardo is sitting in a chair at ringside with a stripper on each leg. The one has her hands all over Ricardo’s face the other playing romantically with his bow tie. The fans seeing this begin to laugh as it is after all Ricardo who may very well have never been touched by a woman before. Wyatt doesn’t like it and so he brings Jarrett over to the announce table and sends Jarrett’s head into it. The girls don’t notice which infuriates Wyatt. Mr. Money in the Bank tired of being ignored grabs Jarrett and literally throws him at Ricardo and the strippers. The strippers are able to get out of the way in time but Ricardo is not so lucky as Jarrett and Ricardo collide and collapse to the floor.
Piper: Hey you stupid preacher! Don’t hurt the strippers they are people too you know! Though then again if I had to watch one more minute of Ricardo like that I’d probably puke.
JR: I wonder after that little collision its going to be before Ricardo gets near another woman Hot Rod!
Wyatt grabs Jarrett and after having official Tim White in his ear for several minutes now yelling at him he tosses him back into the ring. Jarrett sits up and Wyatt comes rushing into him with a knee to the face. The crowd cheer as Mr. Money in the Bank is firmly in control of this match up! Jarrett is hurting on the mat and Wyatt adds to it by bringing down a big elbow on top of him. Wyatt goes for the cover.
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Jarrett kicks out!
JR: Bray Wyatt using his superior strength to dominate here in the early going and maybe potentially put out the fire that is Jeff Jarrett’s career here so far on Smackdown.
Piper: Wyatt is indeed impressive, ever since his debut his win/loss record might not be as good as other’s but he has impressed. Regardless of his association with Y.E.S.
Wyatt is not happy Jarrett has managed to kick out as he asks the official for the count to which the official responds two! Wyatt shakes his head before turning his attention towards Jarrett and picks him up. Wyatt takes a moment to think of what he is going to do and the crowd is surprised to see Wyatt set Jarrett up for a Fallaway slam. Wyatt looks ready to launch when suddenly Karen Jarrett comes into the ring. She immediately gets in front of Wyatt gets on her knees and begins praying. Wyatt is stunned momentarily before smiling. He tosses Jarrett down before looking at Karen. “So one of you has finally accepted my help.” Wyatt opens his arms up like a hug. “Come child! Come to me!” Karen is clearly just doing this to buy her husband time to get back into the match. With little choice she continues her act and heads into Wyatt’s arms. Wyatt traps her in them before screaming. “Liar! Harlot!” Karen begins screaming for dear life as she is trapped with Wyatt, when Jarrett comes back into frame and nails Wyatt from behind. Karen escapes after Wyatt lets go and both Jarrett’s breathe a sigh of relief.
JR: I guess Karen wasn’t able to pull the wool over Wyatt’s eyes like she thought she could. Thankfully the European Champion was there to save her.
Piper: She was buying her man some time to recover, thankfully it was just enough time.
Wyatt gets to his feet and Jarrett brings a right hand into Wyatt’s jaw, followed by another. With Wyatt stunned Jarrett drops him to the mat with a clothesline that looks like it hurts. Jarrett calls for Wyatt to get up to his feet and Mr. Money in the Bank answers, Jarrett wastes no time lifting Wyatt up showing impressive strength before bring him down to the mat with an Alabama Slam! The crowd cheer as the European Champion makes a cover.
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Wyatt gets the shoulder up.
JR: Impressive move there by the European Champion showing some strength as Wyatt is by no means a lightweight.
Piper: I don’t know JR, I think he’d struggle trying to lift you up!
Jarrett looks around the ring the cocky smile that has endeared the New York crowd on his face. He points to the top turnbuckle. The European Champion heads over and begins climbing the top rope much to the delight of the crowd. Jarrett watches as Wyatt gets to his feet and Jarrett leaps into the air looking for something major, the crossbody, but the crowd is stunned as Wyatt shows off his strength and catches him. In one swift motion Wyatt is there and with almost superhuman strength connects with a fallaway slam. The crowd boo as Wyatt gets down on top of Jarrett and makes the cover.
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Jarrett gets a shoulder up at the absolute last second to the delight of the crowd.
JR: Wow what an incredible move from Wyatt, but an even more impressive showing by Jarrett kicking out after almost costing himself the match.
Piper: You got to hand it to the Euro Champ JR, he is the real deal!
Wyatt is done playing around and calls for the match to be over. Wyatt is going to be looking to hook on the Reverse STO now, as he is tired of playing games. He begins pacing, “I am going to save you Jeff!” Wyatt yells as he begs for Jarrett to get to his feet. As Jarrett begins to crawl towards the ropes, two of the strippers hop up onto the apron. The crowd whistle and cheer as suddenly without warning they take off their tops revealing stars where their nipples would be! Wyatt’s mouth opens in shock, as does Tim White’s. Wyatt has no choice but to head over to the girls and begin trying to cover them up. “This is sinful! This is sinful!” Wyatt screams much to the jeering of the crowd.
JR: WOW!
Piper: This is better than porn. Get out of the Wyatt you fat pig! I wanna see some boobies!
Cottonwood comes over and grabs the strippers and pulls them off the apron, you would think a riot was about to happen as the jeering of Cottonwood is unbelievable. He takes Wyatt’s hat and covers up the one girl while throwing on Wyatt’s Hawaiian shirt on the other. Wyatt applauds his protégé and partner for his quick thinking, unfortunately Wyatt is not thinking of where he is and the European Champion comes up from behind him and rolls him up!
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JR: Woah! Jeff Jarrett wins! Jeff Jarrett Wins!
Piper: Are you kidding me?
Here is your winner as a result of a Pinfall: Jeff Jarrett!
Jarrett gets up a big smile on his face he has just stolen one from Mr. Money in the Bank and the crowd cheer loudly. The crowd quickly turn to jeers as he turns around right into the MITB briefcase which Wyatt had been thrown thanks to Cottonwood. The impact sends Jarrett to the mat, and the camera zooms in on Wyatt who looks like he has snapped. “You shall be judged!” The crowd boo as Wyatt takes his briefcase and drives it into Jarrett’s midsection. Wyatt isn’t done there however as he tosses the briefcase aside and mounts Jarrett, unleveling hand after hand into the forehead of the European Champion.
JR: Oh come on! This is just distasteful! What the hell is wrong with Bray Wyatt! This doesn’t look like a savior to me, this looks like a crook.
Piper: Shut your mouth JR. How dare you talk about our savior that way. Sure I might not agree with him on the censoring thing, but to criticize a man who only wants to help is low, even for a bbq fool like you.
Wyatt stands up and screams before bouncing off the ropes and coming down on top of Jarrett with a running Senton! The crowd are angry as hell but nowhere near as mad as Wyatt appears to be. He cracks his neck before lifting up Jarrett and without hesitation and screaming he sends Jarrett to the mat on a final cue with the Reverse STO! Wyatt has completely lost it. “I’ve saved you!” Wyatt says before spitting on Jarrett, “or at the very least sent you to hell!” Wyatt’s calm smile is suddenly back on his face as he throws his arms up in the air victorious. The crowd jeer him as UWF Smackdown heads elsewhere.
*Feed goes Backstage as the crowd in the arena boo the titantron, as it shows Sandow standing in a room staring into the camera with a black wall behind him*
Damien Sandow:
Allow me to beg your indulgence for just one moment, my name is Damien Sandow and I am here to help all of you. If my math is precise it was a mere 92 days ago that I stood in room not unlike this one, and for the first time imparted wisdom towards the unwashed masses of the UWF Audience on the Debut edition of this very serial Smackdown. For those paying attention you might find it rather coincidental that my debut appearance in UWF came mere seconds after my now associate Daniel Bryan had retained his Hardcore Championship. In fact if you were to go back and watch said program on the debut edition of Smackdown Daniel Bryan retained his championship, which was followed by my debut appearance and immediately was followed by Mr. Bray Wyatt speaking to the audience and emerging victorious. Now the only three great minds in this company have joined together so as to collectively embark on a mission, and since that start of our careers we have succeeded time and time again. Tonight I am one half of the Ultimate Wrestling Federations Tag Team Champions alongside Mr. Daniel Bryan, and Mr. Wyatt is the holder of the prestigious Money in the Bank Briefcase. And by the end of the night we will have added the Television Championship to our collection, and with it we will add to the amplification of our voice. The greater things we achieve the better the ignorant masses hear what we say, and with that comes your salvation. We are what’s best for you people, not necessarily what you deserve for it is your own Self-imposed ignorance that has brought you to your deathbeds. The death of your intellect, from the disease of incompetence, we shall hand you the cure to this disease and while you may protest it today you shall be thanking us tomorrow.
However until that day we will need to continue to shine the light on the falsely appointed idols of this business, to show that these people are simply manipulating your poor addled minds. They are preying on your emotions and simple mindedness, and they shall be dealt with accordingly by those who are actually trying to save you. We are Your Intellectual Saviors and as such we do not seek gratitude or even cheers, all we seek is the end of ignorance by placing ourselves up on a pedestal for all of you to look up to and lead your lives by our lead. We are your shining light and tonight simply is another night where we triumph over the forces trying to keep the mildew growing on your minds, You’re Welcome.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF Television Championship!
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The Crowd in the arena boo the stage as Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow appear through the curtain, as they both stand on the stage simply turning their heads as they stare at the booing crowd they turn to one another with a nod before Bryan lifts him his hands in a Yes shout as Sandow lifts up one finger moving it in tune with the music as if conducting it himself.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 453 pounds, the challengers of Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow: Your Enlightened Saviors...Y.E.S!
Y.E.S. hop into the ring and each prepare for the match in there different styles!
JR: You have to wonder Hot Rod how much of a triple threat match this is going to be when the two challengers come out to the ring together!
Piper: Its been done before JR, take a chill pill already!
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The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains Television Championship around his waist. Batista walks to the ramp as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off.
Batista gets back up, slapping himself on the chest a couple times as he makes his way to the ring. He gets into the ring and looks at his opponents with a sneer. The look on his face says no one is going to take the TV title from him.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponent, from Washington DC, he is the current and reigning UWF Television Champion, BATISTA!
DING DING DING
The match begins with Sandow and Bryan conversing in the corner opposite to where Batista is situated. The champion does not seem fazed with this challenge from two members of Y.E.S and the current Tag Team Champions. Before too long it's decided that Daniel Bryan will be first to attack and he runs full steam ahead at Batista only to be Back Body Dropped to the outside. This leaves Sandow alone in the ring with Batista. Batista wastes no time in grabbing Sandow who tries to leave the ring and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Batista goes for a Scoop Slam, however Sandow reverses and drops down behind Batista and as Batista turns round he is hit with a thumb to the eye, temporarily blinding the big man. The referee admonishes Sandow, however this does not stop Sandow from hitting Batista with a Dropkick, dropping Big Dave down to the mat below. 'The Self Proclaimed Intellectual Saviour to the Unwashed Masses' then sets about slapping on a Chin Lock on Batista until his partner in crime, Daniel Bryan has re-entered the ring. Batista manages to get to his feet and fight off Sandow, only for Bryan to kick him on the lower back from behind. Sandow then unloads with clenched fists to the face which the referee cannot see. Sandow and Bryan then work together to hit Batista with a Double Suplex. Sandow and Bryan quickly get to their feet, they look to one another, smiling, and nodding their heads.
JR: This was a stitch up all along and we all knew it!.
Piper: Ah pipe down JR, this is gettin' interesting.
Sandow and Bryan now proceed to lift Batista up and push him into the corner. Sandow gets up on the middle rope and proceeds to hit Batista with right hand after right hand, whilst below Bryan proceeds to smash Batista in the mid-section with kick after kick. The crowd count along as you would expect, and as you would also expect, Batista manages to reverse the situation his is in throwing Sandow to the outside this time. Bryan then jumps on the back of Batista and locks in a Sleeperhold of some description, Batista, the powerhouse that he is then reverses this tossing Bryan over head down to the canvas. Bryan is quick to his feet but he's probably regretting it at the point Batista charges him up into the air and into the opposite corner from the one they were at. Batista then proceeds to smash Bryan with shoulder blocks in the corner, pushing the air out of Bryan's lungs, winding him. Batista then pulls Daniel Bryan out by the arm before almost taking his head clean off with a Short Arm Clothesline out of the corner. Batista covers.
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Damien Sandow enters and breaks the count up. However this appears to only anger the giant behemoth that is Batista as he gets up and stares down Sandow without a glimmer of remorse.
JR: Well I'd say all Y.E.S have done this far into the match is piss Batista off!.
Piper: Yeah well you would say that wouldn't ya?.
Sandow holds his hands up, and backs up as Batista advances on him. However, from behind, Daniel Bryan hits Batista with a Chop Block, dropping 'The Animal' down to one knee. He then follows up with a Roundhouse Kick. Damien Sandow takes the already rocked Batista into his grip and proceeds to knee him in the chest area repeatedly, almost savagely before turning him round and dropping him with a Neckbreaker. Sandow is now directing traffic. He instructs Bryan to go to the top rope as he picks up Batista. He Irish Whips Batista across the ring before catching him on the rebound and hitting him with a Backbreaker, turning towards the corner Daniel Bryan is atop as he does so. As Batista lays prone over the knee of Sandow, Bryan leaps off and drops a big Knee Drop from the top down across the head of Batista. Daniel Bryan then quickly covers.
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Batista shoulders out. Sandow looks at Bryan almost shocked, definately appaled 'What are you doing?', Sandow asks. Bryan holds his hands up and says his apologies as Batista gets to his feet slowly in front of the pair of dastardly men.
Piper: Confusion in the ranks here in YES?... oh, it's alright, they sorted it out, that's the sign of a great team JR.
JR: What is?... trying to steal the victory under your partners nose?.
Piper: Bryan was just a little over-eager that's all.
As Batista gets to his feet he is set upon by Y.E.S yet again, this time they double team him by Irish Whipping him across the ring, as he rebounds they take him up into the air with a Flapjack, dropping down with the sheer force of gravity. Sandow then moves beside Batista and does his signature pose before leaping into the air and dropping his signature Cubito Aequet down into the heart of Batista. Sandow stays on top for the cover.
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Batista shoulders out once more. Bryan this time, wide-eyed questions Sandow. Sandow calms Bryan down and the two go into the corner for some discussions. They have a bit of a debate before nodding in agreement at... something... whatever it is, it has distracted them from the task in hand as Batista comes charging at them and Spears Daniel Bryan down to the mat as Damien Sandow ducks out of the ring. Batista is not wasting any time as he drops down to the outside and chases Damien Sandow around the ring.
JR: And Damien Sandow is running around this ring like a scolded dog!.
Piper: The Jim Ross soundbytes... they never get old do they?, oh yeah they do.
Batista eventually catches up to Sandow as he attempts to slide into the ring and drags him to the outside where he proceeds to toss him back into the guard rail on the outside. It's at this point Daniel Bryan is on the outside ring apron unbeknownst to Batista. Batista turns around just in time to catch an in-flight Daniel Bryan and drop him with a sickening Spinebuster on the outside. Batista roars in a pure animalistic fashion, signalling he is ready to rampage. Batista grabs Sandow by his beard and tosses him into the ring. Batista then gets in the ring himself and begins to shake the ropes like a madman. He then wanders around the ring, he gives Sandow the thumbs down, but as he raises Sandow up into the air, Sandow rakes his eyes. Sandow then brings Batista down with a Facebuster. Sandow then raises Batista up to his feet and grabs his arms pulling him into the straight-jacket position, the crowd know that's coming next, Sandow then drops Batista with his Straight-Jacket Neckbreaker. Sandow goes to cover Batista but Daniel Bryan enters the ring before Sandow can and the two have another conversation.
JR: What's with all the talking between these two, this is meant to be a Triple Threat, not a Handicap Match!.
Piper: You need to stop being so righteous JR, this is all about bringing more gold to Y.E.S!.
Damien Sandow then tells Daniel Bryan to go to the top rope and proceeds to grab Batista who seems to be knocked out. Completely legless, Damien Sandow raises him up into the air, holding his whole 300 plus pound carcass into an Atomic Drop position. Bryan is positioned up on the top rope and Sandow yells 'NOW!', Bryan then leaps off with a Flying Knee and just about knocks Batista's head off his shoulders as Batista flips off the shoulders of Sandow, landing flat down. Sandow and Bryan then approach each other, it looks heated to see who is going to get the pin, they then smile and nod and proceed to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Bryan is rock, Sandow is rock... a tie, the intensity of the moment gathers, they do it again and this time Bryan is scissors and Sandow is again rock, meaning Sandow gets to pin Batista. Bryan walks away and sits up in the corner as Sandow spreads himself over the knocked out Batista.
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Winner and NEW UWF Television Champion: Damien Sandow!.
The crowd boo wildly as Bryan jumps off the top rope to the mat to congratulate Sandow as he is handed the title. They then stand side by side and raise their arms into the air, the tag titles and the newly won Television Championship all raised in the air, creating a scary vision for most of the roster.
Piper: Ain't that a pretty picture JR?.
JR: I'd say it's a damn disgrace if nothing else Roddy, that was a mugging more than anything.
Dean Ambrose is shown walking around outside before an interviewer runs up to him.
Interviewer
Excuse me Dean! Dean Ambrose!
Dean keeps walking a bit but realizes someone is talking to him.
Dean Ambrose
Wha...What?
Interviewer
Dean, Desmond Wolfe said that there would now be a no contact rule between now and Vengeance between you and your two opponents, Samoa Joe and Batista. What are your thoughts on the whole situation between you three?
Dean Ambrose
I keep forgetting you guys still call me Dean Ambrose. Look the whole no contact thing is idiotic. I'm mean I'm thankful that Wolfe put me in the match at Summerslam because without that match, I wouldn't be here but this stipulation is beyond stupid. You have three men who want to tear each other's throats out so what do you do? You don't allow them to fight each other? How dumb is that!? Sure it may give you good PPV buys but just think of the ratings! I'm the part of the show that makes most people tune in and yet you're making me face guys like the Big Show. I've beaten him before so why should I even have to face him again? I should still have the World Heavyweight Championship and yet for some reason I have to continue to prove my worth. The only good thing to come out of this whole thing is that I get to take out my anger on other people.
Interviewer
Now Dean there have been a lot of questions lately on your mental state. Do you care to address any of these rumors that your just not quite there?
Dean Ambrose
Really? A lot of questions you say. The simple fact is that when Dean Ambrose lost the title, his mind started to crack. This allowed me to seep into his thoughts even more than before. When he got thrown through the ring, all hell broke loose. Our minds were conflicting with each other and this severely messed with the our heads causing confusion. Now the fall through the tables off the ladder completely shattered any remaining conscious of Dean Ambrose and I have arrived to take his place!
Interviewer
You keep saying that you're no longer Dean Ambrose and that you are the darkness that resides inside him. If you are no longer Dean Ambrose, what do you suppose we call you?
Dean Ambrose
Heh....Ya' know I haven't actually thought of that. Maybe I'll think of one because the old Dean Ambrose is gone. And if you thought the old Dean Ambrose was hardcore, well you're gonna love me.
Dean Ambrose walks away as we head back to the ring.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Barely Legal, Steel Chain Match!
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The music of the World's Largest Athlete plays throughout the arena and sure enough out he comes from the back along with the UWF World Heavyweight Champion right next to him Ted Dibiase Jr. Ted seems to be giving Show a pep talk as he walks down to the ring with a purpose.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Tampa Florida, he is the World's Largest Athlete, the Big Show!
Show gets into the ring by stepping onto the apron and over the top rope. Dibiase has taken the steps into the ring and uses the opportunity to put up his World Title for all the world to see, before turning towards his partner. He continues to give Show a pep talk as his opponent's music hits the arena.
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent from Cincinnati Ohio, weighing in tonight at 225 lbs. Dean Ambrose!
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The crazy ex-Hardcore Champion comes out to the ring to the biggest pop of the night so far. The sadistic Ambrose looks determined and angry, not a good combination for his opponent. Ambrose gets into the ring as quickly as he can before turning towards the crowd and the cameras to taunt. Ambrose is excited to be back in a Smackdown ring.
JR: So this is how its going to work Hot Rod, Dean Ambrose and the Big Show are going to be tied together with a steel chain much like a strap match. The first person to get a pinfall or a submission will be the winner.
Piper: Dean Ambrose is willingly allowing himself to be tied to the Big Show, he is fucking nuts!
Ambrose and the Big Show are tied together by the steel chain as the World Champion watches on. Once tied together the official rings the bell.
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and there is no question about how insane Dean Ambrose is as he immediately goes right after the Big Show and begins driving his fists into the stomach and gut of Show. Show is only staggered however as Ambrose bounces off the ropes and attempts a clothesline, it does little. Ambrose bounces off the ropes a second time, and again it barely phases Show. Ambrose bounces off the ropes for a third time, and this time Show has had enough as he just grabs Ambrose as he is coming in and shoves him to the mat. The crowd boo as Show picks up Ambrose by literally yanking his chain, Ambrose shoots straight up and Show grabs him with his hands around Dean’s head. The crowd are amazed as Ambrose’s head looks like a grapefruit compared to Show’s as the Big Show drives him to the mat with a headbutt. Show smiles as he looks at the chain around his massive wrist. Ambrose meanwhile takes refuge in the corner of the ring, exactly where Show wants him as he rushes up to Ambrose and crushes him with a body avalanche. Ambrose falls to the mat as Show almost appears to be laughing.
JR: Good lord the impact of a 500 pound monster at full speed like that should be devastating. The former World Champion is clearly in trouble here in the early going.
Piper: Big Show came out with a plan here tonight JR, and it looks like he is going to destroy the maniac that is Dean Ambrose!
Show nonchalantly lifts Ambrose to his feet. He tosses Ambrose into the corner as if he were nothing more than a sack of potatoes. Ambrose is hurting a bit as the Big Show takes his massive boot and begins choking Ambrose with it. The official begins a 5 count but in this no DQ match it is rather useless, however the Big Show does let up. Ambrose comes staggering out of the corner with his hands on his throat trying to regain his breath as the Big Show picks up Ambrose and drops him to the mat with a side slam. The crowd jeer as they see the ring shake. Show goes for the cover.
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Ambrose kicks out!
Show isn’t the least bit worried as he picks Ambrose up and looks to do major damage to the former World Champion as he quickly puts Ambrose into an abdominal stretch. The crowd boos as Show literally tries his hardest to break Ambrose in half. However the hardcore superstar isn’t a former Champion for nothing, as he continues to hang on despite his desperate situation. Show pulls back some more as Ambrose reaches out his arm looking for the rope, but it is just out of his reach. The crowd try to motivate Ambrose to do something and everyone is shocked at what he does. Ambrose notices the steel chain is right between Show’s legs. Fighting off the pain for as long as he can Ambrose uses all his power to bring up the steel chain into the groin of Show, but it doesn’t work. Show realizes what Ambrose was going to do and Show looks pissed. The big man realizes the position Ambrose is in and just brings his leg up onto Ambrose’s chest before dropping down to the mat. The Big Show has connected with the Showstopper and the full weight of the 500 pound monster crushes Ambrose. Show just stays in position and tells the official to count.
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Ambrose kicks out to the delight of the crowd.
JR: And what a kick out Hot Rod. I thought for sure it was over when Show hit the Showstopper yet somehow the former Champion dug deep enough to kick out.
Piper: That has to feel like a building has just been dropped on you JR. Big ups to Ambrose.
Show is a little surprised Ambrose has managed to kick out but not enough to stop him from picking up Ambrose, the monster looks down at his prey and smiles a sick smile before driving his massive head into Ambrose for a second big headbutt. The crowd boo as Ambrose hits the mat and Show shows off to the crowd. “I am the most dominant superstar today!” Show screams out to the crowd who give him hell for it. Show answers by making a massive fist, he is calling his shot as he is ready to deliver the WMD to his opponent and end the match his way.
JR: Show claims he is the most dominant superstar on the roster, and after Summerslam you could make your case for it, but I have to say if he defeats Dean Ambrose here with that WMD, I don’t doubt anyone could say otherwise.
Piper: He’s 7 foot 500 pounds JR. He’s built like a tank, and while he might look like something that’s come out of your ass JR, he should have that claim already.
Show waits patiently for Ambrose to use the ropes to get to his feet. Show wants so badly to hit this move and send Ambrose back to the doctor’s, this time permanently. The crowd cheer trying to get Ambrose aware of what is to come, Ambrose looks dazed as he turns around and the Big Show launches his massive fist, but Ambrose ducks it! The crowd explode as Show hits air, he pauses a moment wondering why the hell he didn’t crush Ambrose’s skull. It gives Ambrose the time to grab some of the loose chain and as Show turns around Ambrose uses it to hit Big Show right in the chest with the chain as if it were a knife edge chop. Big Show might be 7 ft 500 pounds but he is human and he grabs his chain and leans over in pain to the delight of the crowd. The crowd gets even louder as Ambrose takes the same chain and uses it like a whip and bringing it down once, twice, three times on the Big Show’s back, driving Show to all fours. Ambrose seeing an opportunity grabs Show and connects with a DDT that has the crowd going nuts. Ambrose goes for the cover and the win.
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The Big Show tosses Ambrose away, clearly the fight in the Big Show isn’t done yet as he gets back to his feet. Ambrose is waiting for him, and Ambrose begins rushing him looking to use the Steel Chain again, but Show grabs Ambrose with his massive paw and lifts him up into the air and down to the canvas with a devastating chokeslam that sends the air out of the sails of both Dean Ambrose and the sold out New York crowd. However Show doesn’t make the cover at first clearly still reeling from the onslaught of Ambrose’s attack.
JR: My god what a powerful chokeslam. That move is simply devastating, but the Big Show isn’t able to make the cover right away.
Piper: How can Ambrose hope to gain any real offense, thanks to the long arms of the Big Show he can’t even get close enough to use that chain now that the Big Show knows it is coming.
Show comes to life after a few moments and covers the former Champion looking for the win in the steel chain match.
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Dean Ambrose kicks out at the last possible second, causing the place to explode into cheers.
JR: My god! The heart of this kid Dean Ambrose is unbelievable. His first appearance in months back here on Smackdown and showing the heart that made him the longest reigning Hardcore Champion and World Champion.
Piper: Dean Ambrose doesn’t know when to quit and its going to cost him, he’s going to get put back on the shelve thanks to the Big Show.
Show looks at the steel chain that is holding these two gladiators together and he begins thinking. He remembers back at Summerslam when John Cena uses a chain to hit him with a version of the WMD, and now Show stands up going to use it now as he begins wrapping the chain around his hand. The crowd boos as once Show has it wrapped around his hand he picks up Ambrose. Using his left hand he holds Ambrose up with his right chain fist pulled back ready to strike. “Hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes back!” Show screams as he gets set to fire, but he can’t because Ambrose lashes out and kicks Big Show right in the most human part on him, his balls. The camera focuses on Ambrose’s eyes which have appeared to have glazed over.
JR: Would you look at those eyes Hot Rod? It looks like the past couple weeks when he has appeared to be out of his mind. This can’t be good.
Piper: Dean Ambrose has lost his mind JR! He’s going on instinct now this is insane.
Ambrose appears to be going on instinct now as he grabs the chain he’s used for most of the match as the Big Show holds himself on his knees. Ambrose comes up behind the mammoth figure and wraps the steel chain around Show’s throat. Ambrose begins choking the lift out of the Big Show to the delight of the sold out crowd. Ambrose has clearly lost it as he just pulls and pulls as hard as he can screaming for bloody murder.
JR: My god, Dean Ambrose is literally choking the life out of the Big Show. Listen to him Hot Rod, he sounds like an Animal.
Piper: I know this is a no Disqualification match and the Chain is legal but the official has to do something.
The official can’t do anything as Show is turning purple from losing oxygen. Show tries to get to his feet but his legs give out as the air to his brain has slowly gotten less and less. Ambrose continues to hold onto the move, screaming like a madman he has clearly lost it. The Big Show afraid for his very life has no choice but to tap out and the crowd erupt into cheers.
Here is your winner as a result of a Submission: Dean Ambrose!
JR: He did it! He did it! The former World Champion has defeated the Big Show in a steel chain match, by choking out the 500 pound monster. This should send a message to Joe and Batista that Ambrose is indeed a serious threat.
Piper: Maybe, but look JR. Ambrose is still doing it! This kid has lost his mind!
Ambrose is in the ring still choking out the Big Show with the steel chain, official Mike Chioda is pleading with Ambrose to let go but the glaze in Ambrose’s eye is still there, Ambrose is gone. The official calls for help as he turns to Lillian Garcia and tells her something, before turning back towards Ambrose and trying desperately to peel him off the Big Show. Finally help comes down to the ring and they begin pulling Ambrose off of Big Show. Show has passed out at this point as officials begin attending to him, security is holding Ambrose down on the mat.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, referee Mike Chioda has just informed me that as a result of Dean Ambrose’s actions, the decision has been reversed therefore…
Here is your winner as a result of a reverse decision: The Big Show! JR: Son of a bitch! You cannot be serious!
Piper: I don’t think you can get anymore serious than that JR. Dean Ambrose tried to kill the Big Show here tonight, he’s lucky he’s not thrown in jail.
The announcement seems to have woken up Ambrose from whatever fog he was in. He looks shocked and disheartened at the decision. The crowd is booing the decision heavily. The look on Ambrose’s face is the last thing we see before Smackdown heads to commercial break.
Commercial Break
UWF VENGEANCE, SEPTEMBER 23rd
Commercial Break
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a no disqualification, no count out Match!
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The ominous music of Samoa Joe plays throughout the arena and out comes the Samoan Submission Machine with his trademark towel around his neck. Joe stands at the top of the ramp and screams out in a beastial rage before proceeding down the ramp. Joe wastes no time as every single step he takes down to the ring has a purpose as he uses the steel steps to get into the ring. Once in the ring Joe throws off his towel and throws his hands up into the air gesturing for the crowd to a decent pop. Joe is ready for his match as he begins pacing.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing from the Isle of Samoa, he is the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!
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John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena bursts out onto the stage, which is a pleasure from the U.W.F. Universe. John Cena looks into the camera mouthing something that can't be heard over the sound of his music before meeting the end of the stage.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from West Newbury Massachusetts, John Cena!
takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena springs forward and sprints down the entrance ramp. John Cena slides in the ring and hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. John Cena walks over to the end of the ring and prepares for his match.
Ding Ding Ding!
The bell rings and Joe and Cena stare at each other from across the ring. Cena throws out his arms, “how we going to do this Joe?” Joe just smiles a sickly grin and Cena knows exactly what Joe wants. Cena smiles and nods his head agreeing with whatever crazy idea Joe has in his head. The two friends step up towards each other, it is clear there are going to be no technical wrestling moves here. Cena throws up his arms again. “Whenever you are ready bro.” Cena waits a moment before turning his head towards the crowd, half is chanting JOE JOE JOE, while the other is cheering for Cena. Cena turns back around towards Joe and the Samoan superstar throws out a jab that catches Cena in the chin, Cena responds with a right hand, Joe answers back, and the fight is on.
JR: And here we go, this one I can promise you is not going to be for the weak at heart!
Piper: Will the “Champ” still be here, or will Joe kill him?
Joe throws his knee into Cena’s midsection causing one of the number one contenders to the World championship to hunch over. This allows Joe to grab Cena by his Jorts and send him shoulder first into the steel ring post. Joe lets Cena get back up to a vertical basis before coming down on top of Cena with an elbow to the forhead. Cena staggers into the center of the ring where Joe wastes no time nailing Cena with a kick to the chest, Cena doesn’t go down instead Joe is forced to send Cena off the ropes, Cena comes back and Joe drops him to the mat with a big clothesline. Joe screams having won the first stand-off between the two iconic figures in professional wrestling as Cena gets to his feet and hangs on the ropes for support. Joe turns around, seeing Cena there and rushes him, but Cena is far from done as he ducks and Joe’s momentum sends him over the top rope and to the floor below.
JR: And there goes Joe, spilling to the floor in a heap, very wise move by Cena, and now allows Cena the opportunity to go back on the offensive.
Piper: Joe underestimated his friend JR, and it cost him, but I have a feeling this match is far from over.
Cena having caught his breath slides out of the ring and attempts to grab Joe. However the Samoan Submission machine will not be taken down so likely and brings his elbow into Cena’s gut. Cena again is staggered allowing Joe to grab him and throw him back first into the ring barricade. The impact forces Cena down to a seated position not at all where he wants to be as Joe comes up to him and just begins driving his knees into Cena’s upperbody and forehead. Due to the no disqualification rule Joe can do this without a count, and it is only out of his friendship that he doesn’t continue until Cena breaks. Instead Joe picks up Cena and looks around, wondering what exactly at ringside he could use to inflict harm on Cena, the moment allows Cena to begin to fight back, he nails Joe in the stomach with a right and a left, before turning his attention towards Joe’s head. Cena nails Joe three times in the head with his massive right hand, forcing Joe to come up close to the steel steps. Cena sees Joe is indeed there, and he grabs the Submission Machine and sends him face first into the steel steps. Cena isn’t done however, for as soon as he does that, he grabs Joe and with all of his strength, he throws Joe over the ring barricade and into the crowd to a huge pop from the Smackdown crowd here in New York. Cena hops over the barricade after Joe and smiles, “Hello UWF Universe!”
Piper: John Cena just threw Samoa Joe into the crowd JR. He’s lucky Joe didn’t land on anyone with his fat ass, we’d be sued for sure.
JR: Cena is a man of the people Hot Rod and I guess he’s proving it by taking this big time fight right into the people!
Security keeps the fans away from the fight as Cena meets Joe with a big right hand. The camera view isn’t the best as it only has a narrow view of the fighting due to the close quarters. Fans begins shouting out things they want to see as Joe begins walking up the steps of the arena, caught offguard by John’s powerful offense. Cena grabs Joe by the head before driving it into the railing people use to walk up and down the steps. Cena looks around and sees a kid trying to take a picture with his cell phone. “Hey Joe let’s take a picture.” Cena lifts up Joe so he is in the kid’s camera phone’s view and smiles. The kid takes the photo to his delight, but Joe has managed to snap out of it, he nails Cena in the head with an elbow before lifting him up and bringing him down groin first on the railway. The crowd right on hand lets out a massive ooh as there is no faking that.
Piper: Why the hell was John Cena saying Cheese there!? Cause now he just went through the grater if you know what I mean.
JR: Joe must have taken offence to what Cena did there, because he literally hung his friend up dry.
Joe grabs Cena and begins bringing him up to a landing at the top of the steps by the handicapped section and with all his might throws Cena into the wall. Cena bounces off hard only to turn around into a brutal knife edge chop from Joe. Joe continues to damage Cena’s chest by driving another and a third one before they head into the club area of the arena. Cena is holding his chest in pain as Joe grabs a nearby wooden stool from the bar and brings it down onto Cena’s back. The Chaingang soldier falls to his knees and Joe answers by driving his knee into the side of Cena’s head. Cena is down as people who had gotten up to use the bathroom come out shocked to see Cena and Joe fighting right there in front of them. Joe sees them and picks up Cena before yelling at them to move. The fans do, and Joe throws Cena into the men’s bathroom! Cena remains on his feet and Joe follows grabbing Cena and spinning him around, but Cena’s instincts take over and he knocks Joe to the ground with a clothesline. Joe grabs his head as it has impacted hard on the floor. Cena shakes off the cobwebs before picking up his opponent and throws him head first into the nearest urinal.
Piper: Oh how gross! Men pee in there!
JR: I must say that is by far one of the grossest things I’ve ever witnessed in my time here.
Cena takes Joe and looks to throw him head first into one of the stalls, but Joe counters and instead it is Cena who plows head first into the stall. Once there Joe, clearly upset from being thrown headfirst into the urinal grabs Cena and plunges his head right into the toilet. Joe just holds him in the toilet water for a few moments before pulling him out and tossing him back first into the stall wall.
Piper: I can see all the Cena haters who say Cena is Shit are going to love this!
JR: He’s right where he belongs I suppose according to them. But I guarantee you Hot Rod, a lot of people including this man don’t feel that way.
Cena begins crawling on the bathroom floor which is gross in and of itself, until he gets back out into the main bathroom. With Cena crawling on all fours Joe smiles as he kicks Cena right in the ribs. Joe picks up Cena and brings him out of the bathroom and back into the club area where he begins looking around for something to use, he sees a couch nearby and brings Cena over to it, Joe gets a grin on his face he is clearly up to something, but before he can do anything Cena comes to life and brings Joe up onto his shoulders before delivering an Attitude Adjustment onto the couch! The fans go nuts!
Piper: I wonder how many times kids around the world have done the AA like that on a couch!
JR: Remember kids do not try any of this at home. I’m looking at you Dresdon!
Piper: Who’s that?
JR: I haven’t the faintest, all I know is I was told by the back to say it!
Cena is down as is Joe and thanks to the two being so far from the ring a cover here would be impossible. Cena stands up and realizes what he has to do as he begins picking up Joe before heading back towards the crowd. Cena with Joe dazed by his side slowly begin making their way back to the ring. Joe twitches and Cena nails him with a right hand about halfway down. But Joe responds with a headbutt, that causes Cena to lose balance and Cena begins falling down the steps! Cena bounces around for a bit before coming to stop at the bottom and the crowd begins to chant, Holy Shit! Joe holds onto the rail for support as the official and security begin checking on John Cena!
JR: Bah Gawd! This isn’t good Hot Rod. John Cena could have broken his neck, or worse on those damn steps.
Piper: Cena just fell down and I bet all the Kings Horses and all the King’s men won’t be able to put the Champ together again! HA!
JR: I don’t find this funny at all Hot Rod! Show some damn respect.
The arena gets quiet as EMT’s begin checking on Cena, but there is no X sign from the official, therefore Joe comes down the steps and shoves the EMT’s aside as he brings Cena to his feet where he does Cena justice by tossing him over the ring barricade! The crowd boo a little bit as EMT’s try to stop Joe. “He’d want to finish the match!” Joe yells forcing paramedics to back off. Joe frowns checking on his friend, Cena stirs showing he is alive which brings a cheer to the crowd, as Joe brings Cena to his feet and throws him into the ring. Joe calls for the official as he slides into the ring and makes the cover on Cena.
1…
2…
3.. NO!
John Cena kicks out!
JR: You’ve got to be kidding me how the hell did John Cena just do that?
Piper: I’m in shock JR! I mean he fell down a flight of steps and still manages to kick out! This Cena is nuts!
Joe and the official share a look at each other unable to believe what just happened. “Come on John, you need to get medical attention.” Joe almost pleads as he tries again.
1…
2…
No!
Cena kicks out!
Joe is clearly frustrated by his friend who’s never die attitude is clearly hurting him from the potential medical attention he needs. “Alright John, I’m ending this the hard way!” Joe yells clearly realizing he is going to have to Kill Cena for his own good. The Samoan Submission Machine cracks his neck as he waits for Cena to get up to his feet, not really sure that Cena is even able too. Joe waits patiently as Cena begins to stir trying to get back to his feet.
JR: And would you look at that Hot Rod! John Cena is living up to his never back down, never quit moniker as he is fighting to get up to a vertical basis right now.
Piper: Joe was trying to be a friend and to end this match with Cena’s best interest’s at heart. Now Joe is literally going to try and kill Cena.
Cena gets to the ropes and begins pulling himself up, first to the bottom rope, then a seated position on the second. After a painful minute or two Cena at last gets to his feet to a huge ovation from the crowd. Cena doesn’t remain on his feet for long however as Joe comes up from behind his friend and applies the Rear Naked Choke! The crowd can’t believe Joe is going for such a devastating move after what Cena has been through, but Joe looks as if he is literally going to choke Cena out! However what Joe doesn’t realize as he brings Cena down to the mat is both of his shoulders are down on the mat. The official begins counting as Cena positions himself on top of Joe.
1…
2…
Joe lets go of the hold and attempts to kick out, but he is not in time.
3…
Here is your Winner as a result of a pinfall: John Cena!
The crowd can’t believe it, and neither can Joe who lays on his back on the mat looking up to the sky holding his head in disappointment! Cena has rolled onto his stomach and now just lays there not moving.
JR: My god what a night we’ve had Hot Rod, but I have to wonder, what is the status of John Cena?
Piper: Cena won the match! How the hell did that happen? Joe cannot believe it!
Joe exits the ring so that the paramedics can do their job he looks disgusted with himself as he leaves the ring area.
JR: Hey now! Wait a minute!
Ted Dibiase has come out from the crowd from out of nowhere and is standing over an injured John Cena, Cena gets to all fours before Dibiase rushes him and cracks him in the ribs with a hard kick. The crowd jeers as Dibiase looks to do some major damage to one of his number one contenders for the World Heavyweight Championship. As Dibiase waits for Cena to get to his feet the crowd cheers as out to the ring come the other two number one contenders to the UWF World Heavyweight Championship, Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio!
JR: And here comes some help Hot Rod. The Justice League is back!
Piper: They failed to help out Hardy and Edge after their match earlier and now look to make up for it by coming to the rescue of John Cena.
The two superstars come into the ring and Dibiase goes after them, but RVD counters by toe dropping Dibiase right into the middle rope. The crowd goes nuts as the Superhero from San Diego bounces off the ropes and connects on the World Heavyweight Champion with the 619! Dibiase falls to the mat and RVD climbs up to the top rope and the crowd explode as RVD leaps off and connects on Dibiase with the 5 star frog splash. Both men shake hands in the center of the ring as the two of them head over to check on Cena.
JR: What sportsmanship from the Justice League, helping out one of their opponents at Vengeance, saving him from the World Champion!
Piper: Sportsmanship! The Justice League needs to learn to keep their nose out of other people’s business!
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Suddenly the music of Bray Wyatt hits the arena and out comes Wyatt with an official in tow!
JR: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Piper: Is Bray Wyatt cashing in?
Wyatt slides into the ring and Mysterio and RVD are ready to fight, but Wyatt nails Mysterio with the briefcase. RVD attempts to Van Daminator Wyatt with the briefcase, but Wyatt ducks it before clobbering RVD with it as well. Everyone is down including the World Heavyweight Champion. Wyatt looks at the briefcase and then up into the heavens. “Give me a sign Lord, shall I cash in!”
JR: Wyatt asking God what he should do!
Piper: Cash in you stupid son of a bitch!
Wyatt waits for a sign and finally gets it as the European Champion slides into the ring with a guitar in hand and sends it crashing down on top of Wyatt’s head. The crowd erupt into cheers as Jarrett has gotten revenge on Wyatt for earlier in the night!
JR: I think that was God’s way of saying it is not your night Bray Wyatt!
Piper: Oh my god! Wyatt didn’t cash in, Ted Dibiase is so damn lucky, if I were Ted I’d use my millions to give Double J whatever the hell he wants.
JR: I think the only thing Jarrett wants at this moment is Bray Wyatt! My god folks what a night! From Barely Legal, from Smackdown, good night!
Jarrett stands over all of the fallen in the ring as Smackdown goes off the air!
End of Show
Credits:
Promos: Respective TTer’s.
Dibiase/Styles: Cwalker
TV Title: Sam
Tag Match: Blizzard
Everything else: SBS
