Re: The LUCKY UWF Meltzer Report
UWF Smackdown NOW presents: Halloween Havok!
I skipped most of the Brawler/Sky stuff, IDK but something about a man who is like 60 hitting on Velvet just isn't entertaining to me, only 2 old people that hit on females and make it work are Flair and Vince. But I guess theirs a reason why i was hired so with that second read i still don't care but i'm looking forward to this mystery Woman.
UWF European Championship: Jeff Jarrett vs. Big Show
For like 3/4 of the match Show was dominant, to me it felt more like an extended TV squash match. But Jarrett played the role of the opportunitiest well, every time show made a mistake he would be all over him. The only thing i don't get what Jarrett using the guitar to hit flair. Shouldn't that be a auto DQ?. **1/2 Pretty Solid stuff here nothing special.
Pretty good promo from the UWF Tag Team Champions, Sandow use of big words to get heat was great.
Dolph's pomo started off well but then it just kept going, don't get me wrong i love the guy but you could of cut it down and it still would of had the same impact. Plus how man times did he say I, Jesus I didn't know if I was playing a secret shot game or if his gimmick is the "I" man.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Bray Wyatt
I liked that Wyatt used the smart heel tactic early on, even if it has been done a million times by now. As for the match it was okay but it seemed like they had their mindset of doing the 2 men in the ring other gets thrown out though out instead of going balls-to-the-walls like i would of hoped. The SWERVE ending was cool though mainly to get over the bad Luck RVD is having. **3/4 - ***
The Bath & Body Works store segment was pretty hilarious.
Chair Match: Brooklyn Brawler vs. Batista
The start of the match was funny with Dave trip over the top rope down to the outside onto his face on the outside. Dave's comedy in this match is boarder line AMAZING. I love how Batista just got up after getting this so called "sickening chair shot" This match had a nice ending but it just wasn't entertaining or any good. Dave looked kinda weak and looked like an idiot if he couldn't outsmart the Brawler. ** Should of been alot better if it's a blowoff match or even a number one contenders match.
Sandow and the Employee could of been alot better.
This Edge and Victoria duo could be alot of fun, and Jeff just cut the greatest promo of his life good stuff.
I Quit Barbed Wire Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Raven
Before i get to the match i must say Ambrose's theme music is phenomenal. Ravens is dope is well it's got that dark and demented feel to it, really fits the gimmick. This match was total blood bath, just so brutal and violent. I thought it was pretty funny that they wouldn't let the ref ask the fallen wrestler if he wanted to quit. Just to give us a ref bump me personally if i knew i wanted the other wrestler to quit when i feel it was ready i would of struck the ref before the match to ensure the ref doesn't get in my way until the finish, Okay back to the match. I really liked the intensity here with every shot each wrestler would take is would somehow give them that sick pleasure. But my only problem with that is the chuckles every time something sick would happen the wrestler would chuckle, sure it's part of the sicko gimmick but after a while it gets to be annoying. The ending had some AWESOME drama just to give us the NO Contest ending, I'm not a fan of it but it does give us hopes that this feud will continue and it also kept both guys looking strong more importantly. ***3/4 - **** Would of been a ****+ if we would of had a decisive finish.
YES Continue to steal the show.
Pope/Dave's backstage locker room promo did the job of getting the trade over and talking about his title show on the next Raw show.
World Tag Team Championships: Jeff Hardy & Edge vs. YES! (Daniel Bryan & Damien Sandow)
You would think being a tag team and part of a stable together the champs would come out together and have a theme for that stable
. Pretty good tag formula match with YES! being in control using heel tactics to get by. This was pretty solid but had a hot finishing stretch after the hot tag, you could see the Hardy/Edge misscommunication coming a mile away mainly cause it's done so many times now day and is always a sign that things are coming to an end. Other then that this was good YES! continue to be those cheating heel bastards that fans hate. ***1/2 - ***3/4 Heel turn after the match was great as well.
World Heavyweight Championship: Rey Mysterio vs. John Cena
Rey's pre-match promo was funny and not in a good way. This was a damn good back and fourth match which had a ton on innovated near falls and counters. Mysterio out wrestling Cena early was good, really changing his game plan to piss Cena off was smart also knowing his speed will only get him so far in the early stages, but as soon as he worn him down he goes back to his bread and butter offense. The ending was smartly booked making Mysterio look like a god for kicking out which makes Cena question himself and allows Rey to regroup and come up with the perfect counter to the STF!. **** Really physical and godly.
7/10 For the PPV.