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Who is Raw's Superstar of The Month?


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Re: UWF May Award- OMG! Moment of The Month

Well, thank you guys.

I'm full of this kind of moments so watch out :D
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose: Smackdown's Debut Edition

Read this and really enjoyed it. I havn't had the time to comment on it because last week was pretty hectic for me. You seem to have a big week ahead of you as the PPV is coming up and I can't wait to read your reviews.
 

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The Dresden Dose Red Version: UWF Raw 6-12-12 edition!

OOC: I realize it's Thursday, it still says Tuesday because that's when I started working on it.

Hello my fellow Smarks, judging by the clock it is that time of the week once again, Tuesday night! Tuesday night means two things, UWF Raw and everyone's favorite article to read as well as my favorite article to write. This week is going to be a special week for this column as there's going to be not one, not two, but three editions coming your way! This edition tonight, the Smackdown edition on Friday(or Thursday if they decide to bust out another early one), and of course Starrcade on Sunday. It's going to be a lot of work, but I'll be given plenty to write about, so it should be a piece of cake.

I am pleased to announce that this series continues to get positive feedback, with the likes continuing to roll in as well as an abundance of comments and views. Once again, I sincerely thank each and every one of you for that, especially since there are now two "versions", as coined by Lewb. Speaking of Lewb, that reminds me, I want to share the events of my Saturday night with you guys as it was awesome. My wife and I got to go to a local wrestling event, and at this event Reby Sky was in action, Jimmy Valiant competed in a six-man tag team match, and Matt Hardy faced off against Lodi in the main event. I got a picture taken with Jimmy Valiant, he did it for free, and had Matt Hardy sign the replica belt that I purchased. While he was signing it, we got to talk a bit, he's a down to earth and friendly guy, which I was pleased with.

Anyhoo, the reason I bring this up is I re-thanked Matt for signing my belt via Twitter, a tweet he responded to, which Lewb then responded to. Since he responded to it so positively, I felt you guys would be interested in knowing about my experience as well. So I have now met Raven, Shark Boy, R-Truth, Jimmy Hart, Iron Sheik, Jimmy Valiant, the New Age Outlaws, Jim Neidhart, DDP, and Matt Hardy. And I have seen Raven, Shark Boy(with and without the mask), R-Truth, Jimmy Hart, Iron Sheik, Jimmy Valiant, Matt Hardy, Reby Sky, Lodi, Greg Valentine, Disco Inferno, Kevin Nash, ODB(before she got all the work done and went to TNA), Mickie Knuckles, Shane Douglas, DDP, New Age Outlaws, Jim Neidhart, David Flair, and the various Smackdown superstars that competed at the event me and my dad went to in Roanoke in 2003. Eddie Guerrero, Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, Billy Kidman, etc.

It's really cool to have such a sizeable list, and it's made even cooler by the fact that I live in a small town that you wouldn't expect big names like that to come to. Okay, so they aren't all big names but you know what I mean. Anyway, that's enough bragging for now, feel free to share your experiences in the comments section, sometimes it's discouraging when I write such a gargantuan post and I get a few sentences in response. Let's not let this be a place where the typical generic comments dwell please. Now that I've got all that written and out of the way, I'm not a doctor but I play one on the internet and this is my prescription for all your wrestling needs, The Dresden Dose!

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I want to thank Doink for the awesome graphic, I am so happy to have an official one now, it makes things look more structured and, quite frankly, professional. So thank you man, it's awesome, I love that you went with red and blue for the colors since I review both Raw and Smackdown. I'm not sure if Austin and Foley are on there because I've played them, but if that's the reason, Punk's kind of out of place since I've never had the pleasure of portraying him aside from something I did in the E-Fed Testing Ground on RSM back when it was PWM shortly after the New Nexus debuted on WWE television.

Whatever the reason, it looks great, and the wrestler choices are very nice. Just when you thought the Dose couldn't get any better, BAM! A sweet graphic gets made for it. We now bid adieu to the inverted medicine bottle and give a warm welcome to what I'll call the flag since it looks flag-ish. But the Dresden Dose isn't the only thing that has a new banner. As I alluded to in one of last week's editions, UWF Raw has a new banner but at the time it was only on the roster page, now it has made its way to the show itself and still features Stone Cold, Austin Aries, and Wade Barrett but now the NWO logo appears as well.

OPENING

UWF Raw opens with Jerry "The King" Lawler and Michael "Gonna Be A Diamond Someday" Cole welcoming us to the show. I hope you guys are amused by the running joke I'm doing with Michael Cole's name every week, no one has said anything about it but I assume it's made at least a few of you laugh. Anyhoo, they plug the fact that Starrcade is only five nights away, and talk about the contract signing as well as the fact that both participants of that signing will be in action.

As they are discussing more of the evening's events to come, they are interrupted by the music of the Raw GM. Teddy announces that because of what happened on Smackdown, Brock Lesnar is out of action indefinitely and the Next Big Thing is hereby stripped of the United States Championship, rendering the scheduled match between he and Rhodes off the table. Teddy announces the only fair course of action is bringing the title to Raw, by awarding it to none other than the number one contender, Cody Rhodes!

Rhodes states he will explain why he joined the NWO later, as that's a question that, while not currently at the forefront of everyone's mind, needs to be answered and is something we all want to be answered. The storyline reason that Rhodes joined the NWO, not the real reason RiR joined, because the answer to that is simple, when you get an offer to be part of e-fedding's version of a supergroup, you take it. Cody instead talks about the history of the United States Championship, stating that he is superior to his father in talent and every other conceivable aspect, going on to name his other past championship accolades to clear up why he's better than everyone in UWF as well.

Cody says that his peers are mistaken if they think that his road to bigger and better things will involve him dropping the United States Championship at some point, clarifying that he intends to never lose it, and then basks in the irony of the situation before demanding that Teddy Long strap the title around his waist. Teddy resists at first, but after realizing Rhodes will not relent with the request, he goes ahead and straps the championship around Cody's waist as he was asked to do. But that's not all, Cody brings up that he was served with a threat after striking Todd Grisham that stated he would be suspended without pay, and possibly terminated, if something like that happened again.

But he still isn't done, as he also mentions that for showing up on Smackdown, he was served with a threat stating he would be suspended if the trend continued, and was fined on top of that. Rhodes demands an explanation as to why disciplinary action was taken, a matter that Teddy doesn't want to talk about in the middle of the ring. But again Rhodes refuses to relent, so Teddy explains that Cody's appearance on Smackdown was a breach of contract and the fine and threat of suspension was so the others would know what would be done if they did the same thing.

Rhodes is unhappy about being used as an example, and goes on to reiterate that he will never lose the United States Championship, just like his father. Cody warns Teddy that he now represents Raw and the company, and gives his signature line before exiting the ring.

Another week, another well done promo by Cody Rhodes. I like that there was a lot of ground covered here, from his family line to his appearance on Smackdown and everything in between. I also feel the situation with The Wrestling Addict having to take an unexpected leave of absence was handled well storyline wise, especially since it led to us getting this beautiful promo. I wouldn't want to be the first person to challenge Rey, that's for sure, he's on a roll lately, and now that he is the holder of a championship, the NWO is now that much stronger.

COMMERCIAL ONE

Raw's first commercial of the night features AJ Lee, the official Diva for the show, as stated in last week's edition. This week she has no specific superstar's gear on, just standard ring attire with a pink animal print design on it. Who else thinks she'll be involved in the finish of the triple threat at No Way Out? Personally, since they're involving Kane in the romantic aspect of the storyline, I'd like to see AJ end up siding with him and make him WWE Champion. It'd be Kane's first big win since returning with the mask and give him a run with a belt he hasn't held. I know, technically the WWF Championship he won and the current spinner title are the same belt, but at the same time, not really, I consider them separate.

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: STONE COLD VS. C.M. PUNK

As Raw returns from commercial, it is time for the first match of the evening, the UWF Undisputed Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin versus C.M. Punk! Needless to say, I was/am very disappointed in the trash talking for this match, both from myself and from Torque. I am disappointed in myself for not getting my trash talk up sooner, and I am disappointed that Torque no-showed not only this match, but his entire UWF run. I thought I was doing the brand a favor and bringing in a new powerhouse TT'er, I guess he just lost interest.

But I just did what I always do in a situation like this, treat it like a storyline and use it as inspiration for material. I'm not going to comment on my promo, that's for you guys to comment on, which nobody did in their comments for Raw. Anyway, after Austin shoots a bit, I am pleased to see Cwalker stuck to his guns and gave us an actual match regardless of the no-show on Punk's part. It's better that it was done this way, because the quality of the show doesn't suffer and art imitates life as you read it. TorqueX was to play the ROH Punk, which is why Austin makes reference to it in his promo and "Miseria Cantare" was the music played for his fake entrance.

Then when Punk actually shows up, it's the "Cult of Personality" Punk, which will be the C.M. Punk we'll be getting now that he has truly returned to UWF, being portrayed by none other than a legend of the game, DOM! So this segment is the departure of TorqueX and the return of Dom played out before our eyes, in other words. By the way, me opening the show despite being Undisputed Champion doesn't bother me, it just struck me as something that would bother a heel Austin.

The match was great, and as I said, is a cool way to bring Dom back and debut him, and in a way is kind of a reward, if that makes sense. So even if I was upset about being in the opener, I wouldn't be after reading this match. It sucks that I haven't had any competition since Backlash, I am upset about that. That's not counting the upcoming Starrcade match, by the way.

COMMERCIAL TWO

This amuses me. Raw's second commercial of the night is for The Dresden Dose review of, well, Raw. Last week I made reference to Raw and Smackdown being called the red version and blue version, respectively, and joked that I was tempted to ask that Blastoise and Charizard be on the new Dresden Dose graphic. It's nice to see that Cwalker was paying attention to what he was reading, as this commercial makes reference to that very joke. Dresden Dose: Red Version, it's a Fire Blast of a read!

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: WILLIAM REGAL VS. MR. ANDERSON

Not many promos so far, which is unusual for a go-home show to a pay-per-view, unusual in a good way as you'll never see me complain about longer matches. If I reviewed the matches themselves, hold for hold, you might see me complain but since I don't, you won't. Anyhoo, this match is certainly worth checking out, as they all are, but I still feel the need to inform you that each one is, because that's what I do.

Mr. Anderson picks up some momentum heading into Starrcade and as I said, it's nice to have Doink back in the mix as Regal. After the match, a vignette airs for Robert Roode, who, according to the vignette, will be debuting at Starrcade as he signs his UWF contract live. Will he be on Raw? Smackdown? Remains to be seen, honestly, I expect to see another vignette this Friday(or Thursday) on the blue brand's offering. Speculation is circulating on the identity of the TT'er playing Roode, so much so that no one's posting in the Prediction Thread to make predictions for the matches.

Some have guessed Vita, which I understand as he famously played Beer Money in UCW, but honestly I don't know how likely that is. I would mark out, of course, but I don't think it's going to happen. Chriss guessed Derrick, which makes sense since Derrick played Beer Money in CWF, but considering the circumstances behind his UWF departure as Edge, I don't think it's going to be Derrick. My guess in the thread is Roode will be played by EoR, since he is hyping a return to playing a character soon that will not only eviscerate the NWO but put an end to my run as Undisputed Champion. If not EoR, I'm guessing Robert Roode will mark the return of Justin since DOM just came back.

COMMERCIAL THREE

Raw's third commercial of the night is for their competition, Friday(or Thursday) Night Smackdown, featuring their banner that has, as I stated in the debut edition of the Dresden Dose: Blue Version(btw, no Blastoise in this commercial? smh), Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, and Desmond Wolfe looking a lot like Pitbull. The commercial states that Smackdown is alright, but is certainly no Raw. And if you compare the length of the first Blue Version to the various Red Versions that I've written thus far, you'd think I was biased and agreed. Well, I refer you to the opening of the Blue Version in response. #caseclosed

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: NWO PROMO

Back from commercial, it's time for another commercial. Well, a paid advertisement, brought to you by the New World Order. Love those guys, they punt people in the head and enjoy human graffiti, and one of them is edible. Okay, I made up the last part. Cody explains that the reason he joined the NWO is he didn't. Best. Explanation. Ever.

Randy explains that what Cody means is they aren't joining up just to say, "Yay, we're the NWO reincarnated!" they actually have a purpose, and that purpose is making management pay for mistreating them and making sure the wrongs are righted at any cost. Christian chimes in, using the same font color as Rhodes, adding that they will be given what's theirs after Orton beats Cena and Cody beats Lesnar, even though he pretty much already did since Brock's on the shelf.
I enjoy this group more each week, it's such a creative tandem. You don't know what they'll do next, you don't know what they'll say next, and the members couldn't be seen coming from a mile away, when it comes to the characters as well as the people playing them. My guess is it's stopping at a trio since we haven't seen anyone else added. Unless Roode or Punk joins, I could see that. Or Austin! I'm kidding, no one wants to see that.(Or do you?)

MVP VS. RANDY ORTON

This match is an interesting one, mainly because of the way it ends. The action is great, I love the series of near-falls, but the finish is what I didn't see coming. Cena, without showing up, gives Orton a bit of payback for costing him his BtCC match by costing Orton his match against MVP. John's music provides the distraction for MVP to hit the "Playmaker", or "Play of the Day", whichever, and the "Ballin' One" also gains some momentum heading into Starrcade.
By the way, King correcting Michael Cole on his call of one of the moves, priceless. In another move I didn't see coming, just as MVP is leaving to the back, he is greeted by his Starrcade opponent, Mr. Anderson, who proclaims that he will be the number one contender come Sunday.

COMMERCIAL FOUR

Raw's fourth commercial of the night is, fittingly so, for this Sunday's pay-per-view, Starrcade! Looking forward to this show with great anticipation!

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: JERICHO PROMO

Back from commercial, Raw heads backstage where Todd Grisham is standing by with Chris Jericho, the man that will face Christian at Starrcade. Chris explains that he is suddenly calling himself the "Savior of UWF" because he realizes that is why he has come to the company, to save us from groups like the New World Order. He claims that he will rid UWF of them member by member, because he remembers the days of the original incarnation, and refuses to let that happen again.

JERICHO VS. EDGE

The outcome of this match is pretty obvious, given the news that broke this week that the man portraying Edge, Derrick, has left UWF because Cwalker, "only books his favorites to win". Didn't hear you complaining in CWF, where what you're accusing Cwalker of was actually happening, but I guess it's not a grievance when you're the one reaping the perks of the biase. E-fedding is a hobby, an institution established for fun and nothing more. It's not like you losing to me and Chase is going on your job resume.

COMMERCIAL FIVE

Raw's fifth commercial is for the DVD set of the man that just earned himself some momentum for Starrcade, Chris Jericho! Unlike Evolution of a Predator, I have watched Breaking the Code, and it's fantastic. A must-own for any Chris Jericho fan. It stops at his WWE departure when he was "fired", but I'm sure they'll release another DVD set in the future chronicling the events that followed all that. Not to mention there's a third book in the works.

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: THE EUROPEAN REVOLUTION VS. THE NWO

Back from commercial, it is time for quite possibly the biggest UWF Raw main event to date as the dominating New World Order is challenged for the first time by the European Revolution, who are sadly the only other tag team in UWF. This showdown reminds me of my UCW days of playing the Guerreros when it was me as Chavo teaming up with Roderick Strong, Chris Jericho(STP), The Rock(Slim), and John Cena(SBS) to take on The Nexus' Wade Barrett, Daniel Bryan, Michael Tarver, Justin Gabriel, and Skip Sheffield. Wish I could remember who all played Nexus, I know Jay was one of them.

That's something else that's fun about The Dose, I get to share e-fed history. I will say that the European Revolution put up quite a fight, and it shows through in the match, but I must admit that I'm glad the NWO won the match. It would've been a bit disappointing to see them all beaten so early into their run, especially on Raw instead of a pay-per-view. I would've congratulated Sam and Lewb had it gone that way, don't get me wrong, but the NWO winning makes me happy. Take that, Barrett!

COMMERCIAL SIX

Raw's sixth commercial of the night is for the triple threat match for the WWE Championship that I referred to during the first commercial between C.M. Punk(c), Daniel Bryan, and Kane. As aforementioned, I think Kane will win, either way I don't see Punk retaining. No Way Out will see one of the top titles change hands and it's too early into Sheamus' run since they apparently have a long reign planned for him, so I'm afraid Punk's going to be the one dropping. Love Punk, but it's time to freshen things up a bit.

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: CONTRACT SIGNING

The story behind this segment goes like this, it was Monday night and Cwalker has everything done except the tag match and the contract signing hadn't been turned in. I had done my part earlier in the week and sent it to Lewb, who hadn't been on in a few days. As a result, I threw together something and sent it to Cwalker to finish it since I was falling asleep while writing it, it had become quite late. I wrote everything up to when Stone Cold quit speaking, Cwalker wrote the rest. After the show went up, Lewb had sent me what he added to the segment, but that's the beauty of this review column, I can share with all of you what we wrote! It's unfinished obviously and I wrote it before I knew there was going to be an actual Austin/Punk match but here you go!

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"Badass" by Saliva begins to play over the PA system, sending the fans in attendance into an uproar as they give the Texas Rattlesnake a negative reaction. As they voice their disdain, through the curtain he walks, with his championship belt in tow. Austin makes his way down the ramp quickly, eyeing the ring with a purpose, as he arrives at the steel steps and walks up them, then turning and walking along the apron, stopping before stepping through the ropes. Austin surveys the set-up for the contract signing, and seems to be waiting for someone to open the ropes for him. Justin Roberts enters the ring and walks over, holding the ropes open as the Texas Rattlesnake enters the ring. Stone Cold nods at Justin, who flashes a smile of accomplishment, then gets kicked in the gut as Austin turns and drops him with a Stunner! Stone Cold gets up and grabs the microphone designated for him off the table, turning and facing the stage as he begins speaking.

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Stone Cold: Nights like tonight make me wish Desmond Wolfe was the Raw general manager and you were the Smackdown one, and that's saying something considering my history with that piece a' trash. Not only do you have me curtain jerking for my Starrcade opponent and both of the competitors of the number one contender's match, but See Em Punk doesn't even show up ta' work, for the second week in a row, as you all clearly saw and heard me address once already. Why am I bringing it up again? Because it makes me absolutely livid, this is not how you treat your top star, Teddy. Your Undisputed Champion is not happy, and when Stone Cold's not happy, hell gets raised and people get their asses whooped. And if you don't do something about it, it's going to be your ass that I end up whipping. Look at my track record son, I've got no quarrels about having it out with authority figures. So you can let me add ya to the list that includes Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff, and Donald Trump, or you can do yer damn job and see to it that your Champ is happy.

Since comin' ta' You Dubya Eff, John Cena didn't talk a bit of trash leading into Wrestlemania. No-show. Two weeks ago, Adam didn't talk any trash leading up to Raw. No-show. Phil is strike three, son, I don't wanna see anymore no-shows. If they don't wanna come out here and earn their paycheck, they're wasting roster space, terminate their contract and send 'em packin'. If they don't talk any trash but they are in the building, that's the only time I wanna see their sorry carcass in my ring, so I can send 'em packin' myself. But if they aren't in the building and you know they won't be, someone like a See Em Punk, don't even bother booking the match. Because by doing that you've wasted time on Stone Cold's show, and there's nothin' worse than wasted time on Stone Cold's show. And now you want me and Wade to sign a contract for Starrcade, which is, to me, just another waste of time. Hey Stone Cold, how'd ya spend yer Raw? Not wrestling and signing a stupid contract, how'd you spend yers?

But fine, you wanna sign this damn contract, dance your black ass out here so me and Wade can sign it!


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"MacMilitant" by Miestro begins to play over the PA system as the General Manager of Raw himself, Mr. Theodore Long, makes his way from the backstage looking none too pleased regarding Austin's disrespect. He quickly makes his way down the ramp, microphone in hand, and walks up the steel steps, entering the ring.

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Theodore Long: Steve, what happened with C.M. Punk is out of my control. I signed you versus C.M. Punk because it's been a money match in the past, and I knew it would deliver again. When he didn't show up tonight, trust me, I was just as upset as you are right now. Now you might not be satisfied with where you appear on the card or how things are run around here, but it's time you realize that you aren't the only superstar around here, playa, and the world doesn't revolve according to Stone Cold. You aren't being punished just because you get a week off here or an opening match there, honestly I can't believe such ridiculous behavior is coming from you. I...

Austin places his hand over Teddy's microphone.

Stone Cold: Let me tell you something, playa. I don't want to hear your excuses. It's clear to me that you have no intention of fixing things and making sure I'm happy, so I must now make your life a living hell, and you're about to make sure that happens, I don't have ta' do anything. When this contract gets signed, the fate of Wade Barrett will be sealed, and another promising young talent will find himself on the injured list, wanting so badly to compete but left unable to by what they've sustained. And with that, the European Revolution will be no more, and I will move on to do the same to either MVP or Mr. Anderson, whichever man wins the contendership.

After that, who knows, maybe Austin Aries comes back and gets his rematch, maybe Antonio Cesaro seeks revenge for what I do to Barrett, whatever happens, the end result will be the same. I've said it before, Teddy, UWF is my company, Tuesday Night Raw is my show, and it will continue to be that way, especially as I continue to hold this belt, something else that is mine and mine alone. I know you hope that Wade Barrett will bring about the end of my reign, you would love nothing more than an edition of Raw without hearing from me and seeing this belt over my shoulder. But that's not going to happen, I will continue to wage war with this microphone, and I will not only remain Undisputed Champion, but I will remain so with this championship and not the two belts I discarded.

Wade, the decision is yours, kid. You can come out here and go through with the ass whoopin', or you can save face and walk away. While you mull over the choice, I'm going to have the boys in the production truck fire up your entrance music fer ya, so you either have a backdrop for your next to last march to the ring, or we have a repeat of earlier tonight.


Austin motions to the stage, where Wade's titantron begins playing as well as his entrance music.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!

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Wade makes his way to the top of the ramp and pauses. He has a microphone already in hand, and as he makes his way towards the ring he addresses Stone Cold.

Wade Barrett: For an unintelligent redneck Steve, your not so smart. While that may sound like a complete oversight, I implore you to stop and actually think about what I say. If that is beyond you then I will explain. You can moan all you like about people in the past not turning up and taking you seriously, it's the fact that it keeps happening to you that just screams out that you being champion is not good for business. Not that I entirely give a care in the world about whats good for business here, it's about whats good for The European Revolution, and whats good for Wade Barrett.

Wade finally gets to the ring, and he walks up the ring steps and gets in the ring, the table separating himself and his opponent for the Pay Per View.

And whats good for Wade Barrett, is this Sunday. Starrcade Steve, and I am not only going to be in the shape of my life, and hungrier than ever to re-capture what we all know is already mine, but the difference between you and I? I am going to be tested. I have been tested week in week out and I have got through it unscathed. You? Two men that have never even shown up and a week off that you gladly took out of the ring, instead just running your mouth boring the intellects of the crowd that realize that everything you say is exactly the same garbage every week.

The fact that you haven't made a point in your speeches since Two-Thousand and One speaks volumes for what you have going for you, and what you have these idiots in the crowd hanging on every word. But Sunday, it's Wades time, because the talking stops. The time for talking is done. Once I put this microphone down, to sign the contract for our match this Sunday, I am signing my impending shining moment of recent history, letting the injustices of the past few weeks come full circle. What Austin Aries done to me, will not even matter come Monday morning, when the headlines on the website will spill red, white and blue of European Glory, not holding one but two championships, as both Antonio, and myself will be flying the flag for for the motherland, in the heart of the enemy.


The crowd boo as Barrett drops the mic on the table, skims over the contract set out and clicks the pen several times while reading it. Austin is telling him to "just sign it" but Wade reads over it, taking his time, before finally signing on the dotted line. He then throws it over to Austins side, smirking and laughing before letting Austin respond.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Raw this week is made even better by the fact that it's a go-home show. A lot of strong matches, and even though there weren't as many promos as there usually are, what needed to be said was said and the anticipation for Starrcade has been heightened to the maximum. That's going to do it for this week's edition folks, see you Friday(or Thursday) for the Blue Version and Sunday for the Starrcade edition! Until then, the doctor is out!

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: UWF Raw 6-12-12 edition!

Another quality ediiton of The Dose: Charizard version!

Very impressed with what you and Lewb came up with regarding the contract signing. Would have been better to wait for that.

As far as The Champ opening the show, I did it to show that anyone can be in the main event at any time. If you look back, you'll notice Edge was in the main event in the past two raws before this one, but I play favorites :p

Can't wait to the Blastoise version and Starrcade's version; which I'm assuming is Venasuar?
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: UWF Raw 6-12-12 edition!

"Christian chimes in, using the same font color as Rhodes, adding that they will be given what's theirs after Orton beats Cena and Cody beats Lesnar, even though he pretty much already did since Brock's on the shelf."

Just a few words on that. I had absolutely no idea that Rhodes was being given the title, so my part on him beating Lesnar sounded so dumb seeing how the match isn't going ahead, but what can you do.

Another fantastic read, thoroughly enjoyed it once again. The Dresden Dose always comes up with the goods, although it needs more hyping of Christian :p
 

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Best. Explanation. Ever.

Da Dose Delivers once again, would like to apologize to AK, keeping spoilers at bay I failed to realize the situation Christian was put in for that promo. And as far as you starting the show Mr. Dres, no worries I often say things as Rhodes that I worry may come off as me complaining. Like when I say I never get promo time on the card as Rhodes, I really know the reason why i don't get listed for promos, cause everyone knows I won't shut up for one week so why put it on the list if I'm already going to send it in. lol

speaking of not shutting up, rawisrey had a total of 5 promos counting last weeks raw to this weeks raw. Cody Rhodes on Raw, Sandow on Smackdown, Rhodes on smackdown, Rhodes on Raw awarded title, and rhodes on raw nWo. Is everyone getting tired of me yet ;)

great read mr. Dres, I commend you for providing the dose as while the superstars may wait to see what happens next on Raw the writers wait to see the reyactions and the dose is like my own weekly show that I can't wait to read. can't wait to read blastoise.
 

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Another great read Dresdon. I don't know many more times I can commend your writing before it becomes typical praise from me if it has not already. Nice to see what the original contract signing was supossed to be.
 

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This needs to be official, Chris. I enjoy reading this so much, as I'm sure everyone else does as well. You're so lucky to met all of those guys, I'm glad you had a lot of fun at the local wrestling event. I'm looking forward to the blue's edition. :)
 

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Really I use to complain in efeds, but for him to lose when I put out a long promo, not to mention a short TT should have me to win. I mean efed is a hobby. Was I mad I lost to AK naaa because he always beats me, also it is to advance a story. Sure you need to post but if your post are not quality than it's a no go. I mean when in the blue hell does a heel talk about heart, and sports teams that they support. Sure to get heel heat but it is so random.
 

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The Dresden Dose Blue Version: Smackdown 6-14-12 edition

Hello fellow Smarks from all around the world, it is I, the "Icon". (What?)] The Texas Rattlesnake. (What?) The writer of the most talked about, most read wrestling article. (What?) And YOUR UWF Champion for at least one more day, the "Purveyor of Punk"(backyard wrestling days reference for the win), Chris Dresden!

I know that all of you have been anxiously waiting for me to post this, the Blue Version, and have probably been wondering why I haven't by now, or at least Rey is probably wondering since he marked out on MSN, earning himself the distinction of being my number one fan, at least for the week. Anyhoo, you can thank Angry Birds and Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 2 for delaying your weekly Thursday night fix. Yes, Smackdown is in fact regularly on Thursdays now, which makes all the jokes I made regarding the debut edition being an early show in this week's Red Version obsolete. So, joke's on me there.

Speaking of the Red Version, I didn't include something I normally go over, next week's Raw card. Well, that's because it isn't up yet so that all of us can focus on Starrcade. However, I'm sure that it will appear not long after the Starrcade dust has settled, then we can all get TT'ing for the June 26th edition of Raw, for those of us on the brand, that is. While I'm on the topic of shows people are looking forward to, the status update on Showdown of Dreams is that it is basically in development hell, which means there are plans to do it at some point, but no one knows when.

So we will have to wait and see who won out of Austin and JBL, Dinero and Rock, and the participants of the Hell in a Cell, and watch MVP and Miz stomp the Hardyz since only one side is represented. Also, we must wait to see who it is that is going into the Hall of Fame. I'm not complaining, just giving a status report. Anyhoo, I've kept you guys waiting long enough, let's dive right in! I'm not a doctor but I play one on the internet and this is my prescription for all your wrestling needs, The Dresden Dose!

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Smackdown opens up with...wait, something feels different about this show. *Looks over at the user that posted the thread* Gentlemen, if this isn't an invasion, I do believe Cwalker just turned heel. All these weeks of booking the NWO has finally got to him. That or EoR got hurt playing football and the blue brand needed someone to step in, it's probably that one since that's what I was told on MSN. I'm watching you though, C.

Anyhoo, Smackdown opens up with the usual pyro and intro video and whatnot before heading over to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Jim Ross so we can be properly welcomed to the show. They allude to the fact that they caught some flack last week for posting an early show(uh oh, someone's shooting) but J.R. turns his focus to hyping the show to come, and the two of them talk about that instead.

The most important thing of note is General Manager Wolfe planning to announce the stipulations for Sunday's 2 out of 3 Falls WHC match. Piper resorts to bathroom humor to get a dig in at J.R., who brushes it off and announces it's time for the first match of the night!

ZACK RYDER VS. BULLY RAY VS. JEFF JARRETT

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What's up, Zach, it's me, Blastoise. Not just any Blastoise, I'm the Blastoise, cuz I'm the mascot for Smackdown's version of the Dresden Dose. Fan chosen? You know it, bro! Listen, I know you've got a match going on right now but something upsetting happened the other day, and I just wanted to make sure we could still be broskis. I wanted to learn Fist Pump, but I can only know four attacks, so I'll just stick with Hydro Pump. Hope that's alright, Hydro Pump's just more suited for my type. Oh man, bro, look out for that guitar!

Yes, this week's opener looked promising for the man looking for a United States Championship match, but victory was not to be as Jeff Jarrett unloaded on the Long Island native with his trademark guitar when Ryder wasn't looking. It's good news for Jarrett fans, especially those that enjoy him using the guitar, but it's a sad day for broskis everywhere. When Zach comes to, he'll certainly be coming for revenge. But until he does, your winner in his debut match, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett.

BACKSTAGE PROMO: TODD GRISHAM W/ROB VAN DAM

As Jarrett celebrates his victory, Smackdown heads to the backstage, where Todd Grisham is standing by looking to get a word from Mr. Thursday night himself, Rob Van Dam. As RVD begins to give his thoughts on Starrcade, WHAM! He's attacked with a steel chair at the hands of Batista! The "Animal" absolutely brutalizes the man, enjoying every bit of it, leaving when he feels satisfied enough with the pain he's inflicted. Grisham, having fled at the beginning of the attack, returns to check on Rob, horrified by the very dominating message Batista just sent him in regards to Sunday.

COMMERCIAL ONE

Smackdown's first commercial of the night is a simple statement that expresses SBS' and EoR's liking of Cwalker helping the blue brand. I knew it, heel turn.

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: JEFF HARDY VS. REY MYSTERIO

Back from commercial, it is time for the second match of the evening! This match is, hold for hold, what you would expect a Rey Mysterio/Jeff Hardy match to be, minus the Swanton because heel Jeff Hardy doesn't do the high-flying stuff. A valiant effort put forth by Mysterio, but it simply wasn't enough, as a well-timed "Twist of Hate" proved to be the difference maker, sending Jeff Hardy to a victory. So far it's a good night for people named Jeff, and a dominant night for heels. Jarrett won his match, heel. Batista beat down RVD, heel. Hardy won his match, heel. Cwalker helped put together a so far nice show, heel.

BACKSTAGE PROMO: DANIEL BRYAN

Now we find ourselves with another heel in our midst, the "American Dragon" and former Hardcore Champion, Daniel Bryan. Bryan chastises Ambrose for disappointing him, resorting to weapons instead of following the "Code of Honor" they're both familiar with and giving him and the world a wrestling clinic the likes of which has never been put on before. Bryan calls Ambrose a fake, and claims that he's afraid that Bryan will expose him for what he truly is, a coward.
Daniel reminds everyone that this Sunday will be match number three, a contest that both men are heading into with a win and a loss a piece, that it's time to put up or shut up.(Cliche' but true) He asks Dean if he's willing to do what it takes to win, then hypes himself up and explains why he'll win, then ends by telling Ambrose the only word he'll be able to say is "Yes!" when he's asked if Bryan's the better man.

I like how Hoov captures the confidence of Bryan, plays the guy to a tee. That's what makes this feud so great, each man plays their character so well, each man has participated with a slew of TT's, each of them quality stuff. Honestly, I know bigger and better things are in both of their futures, but I'll be sad to see this feud end.

IN-RING PROMO: BATISTA

As Bryan concludes his promo, Smackdown cuts back to the arena, where the entrance music of a man mentioned earlier, a man that's a heel, Batista, is playing as the "Animal" comes out. Batista gets a chair and a microphone, as well as his spotlight as he takes a seat in the chair. Batista lets Bryan have it for cheating to beat him, then expresses his frustration with losing two matches in a row thus far, and goes off about the fans and the guys backstage doubting him and making jokes.

From this he finds his way to Rob Van Dam, and rips him apart with verbal viciousness as cringeworthy as the steel chair attack from earlier, with gratuitous use of the word "frickin'" and claims that Rob is a waste of human life that has never been successful once in his entire career. He reminds everyone of the assault from earlier, claims he is the face of the company, then demands he be given an opponent tonight, vowing not to leave the ring until he gets one.
Batista waits forty seconds, no one comes out, so he throws a fit and then leaves.

If he hadn't attacked Rob earlier, I would've questioned why you didn't book Batista in a squash like Bray Wyatt last week as it would make him look strong heading into Starrcade. Then again, it still couldn't have hurt. Could've made it a recurring theme through the night where Rob gets his revenge later, but this is okay too. Makes people more excited for Starrcade, and makes those that predicted a Batista win more anxious to see him wreak more havoc, while simultaneously making those that predicted an RVD win more pumped to see him kick Big Dave around.

COMMERCIAL TWO

Smackdown's second commercial of the night is the solidification of the heel turn in my book, as it features Raw's official Diva, AJ Lee. Now you've gone too far!

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: SHAWN MICHAELS VS. DAMIEN SANDOW

Well, well, stablemates on Raw and opponents on Smackdown, how very interesting. Before the match, Sandow cuts a promo on how he has taken on the task of saving the fans of Smackdown from the deplorable, insult to his passion he deems it to be. After talking himself and his mission up for a moment in a way that only he can, he goes on to denounce HBK as an unworthy opponent and then announces that he is elected not to compete in this match.

As he turns to leave however, General Manager Wolfe appears on the titantron screen. Desmond informs Damien that if he doesn't compete in the match, he will be fired, and that he better get in the ring before he is counted out. After cutting it close with what follows this announcement, Sandow gets in the ring and the match begins. Gotta say I'm surprised by how much Piper talks smack about Shawn Michaels during this contest.

It's a good match, but I'm a bit surprised by how short it is. But, the finish is a stroke of brilliance, reversing Sweet Chin Music into a figure-four leglock. Didn't know Sandow used that, clearly I need to watch more WWE Smackdown. By the way, another heel victory.

BACKSTAGE PROMO: JOSH MATHEWS W/PAUL HEYMAN

After the match is finished, Smackdown returns to the backstage area where Josh Mathews, as Grisham is still hiding from Batista, is standing by with Paul Heyman. When Josh asks where Miz is, Paul tells him he is relaxing in his own private locker room and studying the tape of his first match against Cesaro, looking for weaknesses, that, according to Paul, are high in number therefore easy to spot.

Mathews then asks how confident Heyman is that his client will be victorious and win the European Championship. Paul insults Josh's intelligence and explains that not only should Miz already be champion, but he is very confident that he will win, and announces that he will be speaking on Miz's behalf until the fans learn to appreciate the "Awesome One". Josh asks what if he doesn't win, inspiring Heyman to push him down. Another heel dominating, in case you aren't keeping score.

IN-RING PROMO: JOHN CENA

Things return to the arena as John Cena comes out to the ring to cut a promo. He, unlike Rob, is able to get more than one word out so perhaps the faces' luck is turning around. I doubt it. Cena reminds everyone that Orton re-formed the New World Order and his desire to get to the top of UWF and stay there, not to mention his desire to get rid of the NWO, but he reminds everyone also that he suffered a concussion at the hands of Orton and therefore can't compete tonight. But, he never backs down or quits, so a concussion won't stop him, and as a result, he wants Randy and Christian to come out!

Christian comes out and states first and foremost that he is absolutely disgusted by the fact that he's had to lower himself to Cena's level and appear on Smackdown. That fine will have him feeling even more disgusted, but I'll let Teddy Long cover that when the time is right, playa. Christian berates Cena and explains to him why he is the NWO's first victim, and makes it seem as though things will get physical, only to inform the leader of the Cenation that it will have to wait until Starrcade.

Cena isn't willing to wait as he exits the ring and gives chase to Christian, only to get laid out via a steel pipe at the hands of Randy Orton. The NWO gains momentum heading into Starrcade and chalk up one more point for the heels on Smackdown. I have to believe that with all the abuse Cena has sustained, he's due for a win at Starrcade. But wait, we aren't done with Cena, as Bray Wyatt's comin' ta' get him some, whether Cena's been cleared to compete tonight or not.

Showing that he truly doesn't ever back down, Cena gets ready to go through with the match.

JOHN CENA VS. BRAY WYATT

Despite the beating he just suffered at the hands of Orton, Cena manages to put up a fight and then some, coming close to victory several times throughout the contest. However, as evidenced by Christian denying his request and the assault by the pipe, tonight isn't John's night as Wyatt crashes down on him with a running senton, securing himself the victory.

After the match is over and the announcers play up the brutality that's just occurred, Smackdown returns to commercial.

COMMERCIAL THREE

Smackdown's third commercial of the night is for the impeccable feud between Dean Ambrose and Daniel Bryan, posing the question of who will be the World Heavyweight Champion. It also teases that the feud may not be over on Sunday night.

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL, BACKSTAGE PROMO: TODD GRISHAM W/DEAN AMBROSE

Back from commercial, Smackdown returns backstage to show us someone else has returned, Todd Grisham! This time he is standing by with Dean Ambrose, who also gets out more than one word without being attacked, so where RVD failed, Dean and John have succeeded. Unless Ambrose gets attacked at the end of his promo, in which case all three men have something in common, they were dominated by heels tonight.

Ambrose plays up the psychologically instability by pretending not to know what Grisham is talking about, before going on to explain why it is that he's going to be the World Heavyweight Champion this Sunday, stating that he's not doing anything to prepare for this match that he doesn't do to prepare for any other match. Beautiful promo, and he wasn't attacked, so Dean Ambrose earns the Face of the Week award for being the only one left unscathed by evil at the end of the night.

TED DIBIASE VS. STING

After the promo is over, Smackdown returns to the arena because it's now time for the maaaaiiiiinnnnnn event, the "Million Dollar Son" Ted DiBiase taking on yours truly, The Stinger. The result of this match turned a few heads and I'll admit, took a bit of the wind out of my sails as I felt I was either being punished for what was perceived as an attempt to bully Prod into a third TT, or being shown my Sting's not up to par anymore. Well, neither was the case, the match was completed before I posted my third trash talk and since EoR got hurt, he was in no condition to rework the match.

Anyhoo, stuff happens I guess, congrats to Prodigy for winning the match. Three Stinger Splashes with an attempted fourth was cool, I will say that.

COMMERCIAL FOUR

Smackdown's fourth commercial of the night is for Tuesday Night Raw, their competition and the other half of what makes UWF so great. Maybe C's a face after all.

RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL: MAIN EVENT SEGMENT

Honestly, this segment speaks for itself. If you want to know what happens, go and read it in the thread for the show. I'm not being a jerk, I'm just saying, it speaks for itself. It's a great segment, I just don't feel I can do it a service by recapping it. I will simply leave it at this. The first fall will be Bryan's specialty, a Submission match. The second fall will be Ambrose's specialty, a Hardcore match. And the third will be a Ladder match, Desmond's choice.

This makes things all the better. I know it'll go to three falls, it has to. Will they make it obvious and Bryan gets the first fall with Dean getting the second, or will they do the unpredictable with each man getting the better of their opponent at their own specialty. Who knows, whichever route they go though, the third one is still anyone's game.

However, Smackdown ends leaving the reader thinking that it'll be Bryan that's victorious. Spoiler alert? Swerve? The answers are coming soon!

OVERALL THOUGHTS

Smackdown's on a positive roll, in my opinion. This edition was very promo heavy, but that's to be expected since it's the go-home show to the pay-per-view. The promos were very strong though so it didn't hurt the quality at all. As I made reference to numerous times, the heels ran roughshaw. Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy, Damien Sandow, Bray Wyatt, and Ted DiBiase all won their matches. Batista attacked Rob Van Dam with a steel chair, Randy Orton attacked John Cena with a steel pipe, Paul Heyman pushed down Josh Mathews, and technically the end of Smackdown revokes Dean Ambrose's Face of the Week award, because he got beat down as well.

All of the faces were defeated by heels in one way, shape, or form tonight. Not sure if that was planned or not, I'd like to think it wasn't. Let's talk Starrcade one last time, shall we?

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I am very pleased with the TT'ing session that Lewb and I had, it gave me the same type of challenge as the TT'ing sessions I had with Chriss, which were also phenomenal. I'm enjoying my time at the top, and am doing my very best to be an active champion(trash talking, promos, etc.) and do Raw proud. If Starrcade is the end of my reign, rest assured that I will take the belt right back at the next pay-per-view, whether it's Austin/Barrett, Austin versus Barrett versus MVP or Anderson, or Austin vs. Barrett vs. Austin Aries vs. MVP or Anderson.

But, I don't plan on Starrcade being the end of my reign, far from it in fact. But all I can do is hope the trash talks I put forth were quality enough to retain, the time for fighting is over, and the waiting game is now. In terms of what you, the readers, think is going to be the end result of this match, several of you could not decide, and understandably so. But for those that were able to choose, three of you picked Stone Cold retaining, and none of you chose Barrett winning.

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The Randy Orton and John Cena feud is the classic battle of good and evil. Orton, as part of the New World Order, proclaims that he and his stablemates are here to rid UWF of what is wrong with it, while Cena feels he and the NWO are out for their own selfish wants only and are what's wrong with the UWF. After weeks of the Viper striking at every opportunity, Cena finally got a measure of revenge when he cost Randy his match against MVP.

There are no titles or contenderships at stake, all Randy wants to do is put Cena out of the company and all Cena wants to do is be the man that takes the NWO down a peg or three. It's based on personal disdain, and that's more than enough to make this one feel special. The count for this match is four predictions for Orton, and four predictions for Cena.

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Antonio Cesaro should consider himself lucky, because although much of his reign has lasted on the shoulders of his own merit, the fact that he is the champion in this match instead of the challenger is due entirely to someone else, his tag team partner Wade Barrett. The Miz, in a way, could also attribute his stance in this match to someone else. Some could say Paul Heyman's belief in his client made him confident enough to stop simply voicing his disdain and take action.

The Miz and Paul Heyman combo is something that throws me as well, because Paul Heyman is someone suited for a superstar that isn't a strong talker, which The Miz is. However, that's not to say I dislike the dynamic, because if there's one thing I love it's creativity. Not to mention Paul Heyman an active part of the same show as "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is golden opportunity waiting to be seized. The count for this steel cage showdown is two predictions for a new European Champion, and six predictions for a successful defense.

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The most personal feud that has ever existed in UWF's brief history, a feud that gives competition to some of UCW's memorable feuds. Daniel Bryan, in my opinion, is Hoov's most successful character to date. Never have I seen him engaged in such a blood feud, I mean I'm the UWF Champion, but everyone's talking about this feud and this match right here. And Captain's Ambrose, easily one of the best characters being played in this fed right now. I wish I was playing Mankind and EoR was playing Raven, because Ambrose/Raven and Ambrose/Mankind would be fantastic feuds if both sides were able to put in the type of trash talking you and Hoov did.

This match has been heralded as the greatest e-fed match that has ever been written. Over eight thousand words, thirteen and a half pages, THAT is Smackdown's main event and it's only been around for two weeks! Can you imagine what the future holds for UWF and its blue brand? This two out of three falls match has one prediction for Bryan, four predictions for Ambrose, and several that simply could not pick a winner.

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This match is just as important as the UWF Championship match, because the results of both are each halves of a puzzle, once you fit them together the future for Raw's main event picture will be clear. Both men are hungry for the opportunity, as MVP looks to prove once again why he is the highest paid superstar in the UWF, and Anderson looks to pick up where he left off for the unfinished business he has with the current champion, Steve Austin.

This go-around, there will be no time to compete with, the only man to beat will be standing across from them in the ring. By the way, as Andrew pointed out, I made a mistake when I talked about Albo's past e-fed accomplishments. I got him mixed up with ants, and for that I sincerely apologize. The writing on the wall for this number one contendership showdown reads five predictions for Anderson, and three predictions for Porter.

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With Rhodes seizing and destroying his scheduled opponent, the NWO have already claimed one victory for Starrcade. Two men stand against the black and white on Sunday, John Cena when he takes on the leader, and Chris Jericho as he takes on his former tag team partner Christian, who is undefeated since making his way to UWF. Since forming, the NWO have taken on some tall orders, and this match will be no different as Chase is in their crosshairs.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Aniking, RiR, and MrFetter in the same stable is something to reckon with and thus far, when they're a cohesive unit, they've proven to be unstoppable. I'm curious to see whether Chase defeats AK, or the NWO gains another victory. The predictions are in favor of the black and white, as there are six for Christian and none for Jericho.

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Batista is a very angry man, which makes this match all the more interesting as Rob Van Dam, who is calm and collected, is the polar opposite of the "Animal", one of the things that irritates Batista. In fact, Big Dave wants nothing more than to shatter Rob against the mat and pick the bones, but with number one contender Wade Barrett barely able to put the high-flyer away, will it be as easy a task as the former Evolution muscle thinks?

Andrew is a talented trash talker, as is Lubaninho, so I know that their match will produce as well as their trash talking session did. I am looking forward to seeing who comes out victorious, because a win for either could be the beginning of ascending the card. The predictions for this one are even with three for Batista and three for Rob Van Dam.

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As announced on this week's Tuesday Night Raw, Robert Roode will sign his UWF contract in the middle of the ring for the entire world to see. Will complications arise? What brand will he be appearing on? Who's going to play him? I think I know.

But the great UWF action doesn't stop at Starrcade folks, oh no! Raw, as I made reference to, will return on June 26th, nine days after the pay-per-view because two isn't enough time to post the card, have everyone TT, have everyone promo, write the matches, piece the show together, and have it up on time. So why rush? Because Raw is awesome, that's why! But, the same thing was done for Backlash, so we'll be alright. Especially because Smackdown has opted not to go that route! Just five days after the pay-per-view, UWF will present a Super edition of Smackdown called Heatwave!(Mystery solved)

Now you're wondering the same thing I am, but unfortunately I can't reveal the card. I only know a couple of the matches anyway, but I can't even leak those, I am sworn to secrecy! However, I can tell you that yours truly, for one night only(maybe), will return to match writing for this spectacular show. What match will it be? I don't know yet, but even when I do, I can't tell you, but that's just one more reason to tune in! Something I can reveal, in a Dresden Dose exclusive, is this:

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The poster! See it here before you see it anywhere else, folks! The Sting in me is shaking his head at the fact that DiBiase is the superstar featured, but other than that, I'm impressed with what I'm seeing here. And I've been allowed to debut in MY article. There's some perks to being Dres.

I think that's a good note to end on. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for not only UWF Starrcade, but The Dresden Dose, which, by request, will be the Green Edition when it comes to reviewing pay-per-views. And even though this week's Tuesday edition came on Thursday and the Thursday edition is here on Sunday, I assure you, it will be here on the day of the pay-per-view. I get off work at 3 p.m. so it should be no problem, unless there's something extravagant planned for Father's Day, in which case the Dose will take a backseat to spending time with my Dad. You understand.

So until then, the doctor is out!

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: UWF Raw 6-12-12 edition!

Another great read, the choices for the wrestlers were partly because you played Foley/SCSA and also Punk because he's great on the mic. All three are good on the mic and this is a review were you speak what you think, something all 3 are very good at, just like TDD so it seemed fitting. Not sure whether you agree or not but it was another great read man!
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Blue Version: Smackdown 6-14-12 edition

I was wondering the status of the Blue Version. It's nice to see it up.

As far as a heel turn goes, you have to love the bad guys. Orton's starting to rub off on me.

As far as Starrcade goes, I'm working on the main event right now. It would have been up earlier, but it was Saturday night and I'm 22, so you know what that means. Anyway, the show will be up in a hour to an hour and a half.

Great job Chris
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Blue Version: Smackdown 6-14-12 edition

it was a full on invasion this week, as even rawisrey wrote a segment, i wrote the Batista beatdown on RVD. Sandow is pretty though to play only because I have to think of every single word that comes out, which turn difficult however I am starting to get a hang of it I've gotten a couple positive comments so I hope that means I'm doing well as him. I'd also like to wish good luck to whoever I face next month, because this is the second PPV in a row where my opponent reygretfully stepped down before they could even get a chance to reyspond to my tt lulz.

also yay I'm Dresden Dose, Numbah one fan. I has my own shirt with Double Dose of the Dose written in marker on it. the bad thing is I used a black marker and it was a black shirt...but anyways yay.

Also I believe, don't quote me on this, but I believe Smackdown is Friday Nights however it was moved to Thursday this week to give everyone the chance to get their tting and promos in for Starrcade last week was just early. But again I'm not entirely sure if that is the case.

great read as always, can't wait to read the Green Edition lulz
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Blue Version: Smackdown 6-14-12 edition

Liked, Repped and now commented! Not just because of Blastoise either. Another fantastic article and well worth the wait. Intresting to find out about Smackdown going down just 5 days after the PPV. Also it's called heatwave! I take it it will be both brands since it's a super edition. Am I right to make that assumption or is it all a (secret). Everyone has done a tremendous job thus far in TTing for their matches. This should be the best PPV UWF has done and hopefully it will continue to be better. #Dresdonforpresident
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Blue Version: Smackdown 6-14-12 edition

Oh crap! I never even realized I booked that show where all the heels won.That is ridiculous. Again Dres sorry about your match, it was a bad day for the blue team as EOR got knocked out and I got so sick I couldn't even stand up. I think the WHC will live up to the standards Bumout and Hoov have set. And thanks again Cwalk for the assist this week It was greatly appreciated. Keep it up Dres and let's go SD.
 
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