UWF 2012: Interactive History

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The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

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The fans are on their feet as "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage roars over the PA system. A "C.M. Punk!" chant begins until someone they weren't expecting walks through the curtain, none other than one of the Pokemon that got involved in the Gastly versus Pikachu match at the beginning of XXVII: The Super Dose, the Red Version representative, Charizard.

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Charizard looks very serious as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring, turning and walking up the steel steps, making his way across the ring apron and stepping through the ropes. He asks for a microphone and is granted one as "This Fire Burns" fades out to silence.

Charizard: Before I get down to business, I want to welcome you all to this week's edition of The Dresden Dose: Red Version, or as I like to call it, The Charizard Dose!

The camera cuts away to the titantron screen where the graphic is displayed.

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Ever since I've been given this gig, I've tried to do nothing but have fun with it, however, last week is when all of that came to a screeching halt. Pikachu is a friend of ours, we've known him since I was a Charmander and Blastoise was a Squirtle, so when he saw he was in danger, we interfered. What we weren't counting on is Venusaur getting involved on behalf of the bad guys. So here's what I'm suggesting, no, here's what I'm demanding. I'm calling out Gengar, Electabuzz, Machoke, and Venusaur to take on me, Blastoise, Pikachu, and a partner of our choosing on next week's edition of the Red Version. Whaddya say, Gengar?

Charizard and everyone look to the stage, awaiting the theme music of Gengar to begin playing, but nothing happens. Suddenly the titantron screen lights up and Pikachu is seen in the backstage getting beaten down by Gengar, Venusaur, and Electabuzz. Charizard drops his microphone and goes to exit the ring but is pulled backward by someone that has grabbed his wings. Charizard is thrown into the ropes and as he comes off of them, there's Machoke waiting as he catches the fire lizard and plants him with a hard spinebuster. Machoke begins laying stomps to Charizard, when suddenly Blastoise comes sprinting down the ramp, sliding into the ring with a steel chair in hand, clobbering Machoke with it. Blastoise and Charizard exit the ring and run to the backstage. Venusaur goes after Charizard, and Blastoise locks up with Gengar as Pikachu is left to tussle with only Electabuzz. Machoke comes running in to join the fray but is stopped dead in his tracks by a clothesline from an unidentified Pokemon. As he reveals himself, the fighting stops, and the Pokemon speaks.

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Mewtwo: Charizard, you've just found your partner.

The crowd comes alive as Mewtwo walks off. Charizard, Blastoise, and Pikachu leave as well, the camera zooming in all the laid out Pokemon as things fade to black and this graphic is seen.

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Just thought I'd get the official graphic in here somehow. It seems we've got ourselves another brawl on our hands as next week on the Red Version it will be Blastoise, Charizard, Pikachu, and Mewtwo taking on Gengar, Venusaur, Electabuzz, and Machoke. As for this week, we've got ourselves another red hot edition of Tuesday Night Raw to review, so let's get to it!

OPENING

Raw opens up with the usual pyrotechnics and an outside shot of the arena tonight's show will be held from, the American Airlines arena, before being sent over to our esteemed commentating team, Michael "I still break out the heel schtick from time-to-time" Cole and Booker T is once again gracing our show. Guess Austin really put a hurting on the King, huh? Ironically, they don't touch on that, they act as though it's business as usual and run down the card for tonight. There's nothing wrong with that, it's kind of funny actually, I just don't think it would've hurt for either of them to say something about it.

IN-RING PROMO: CHRIS JERICHO

We are now joined by none other than Chris Jericho, who, as Cole as Booker allude to before he comes out, hasn't been seen since Starrcade. Jericho begins by reminiscing about what all he's accomplished, or hasn't accomplished according to him, in his UWF career so far and goes on to explain why it is that he went after the NWO, and laments about failing to stop them, warning everyone that the NWO can be just as destructive now as they were back in WCW, even though it's a different trio of guys. He warns the NWO will expand and spread over UWF, bending Teddy Long to their every whim and taking every superstar in their path down. Jericho says he is done fighting the NWO, he is done being the savior, and is retiring.

I really hope this is just a storyline, as it would really suck to lose Chase. If it is just a storyline, it can go one of two ways in my opinion. On the one hand he comes back to participate in some sort of multi-man match where he's on the team opposing the NWO, so that the fight continues but he's not alone. On the other hand, well he spoke of the NWO expanding, which suggests additional members, which means Jericho joins the NWO. However, with the Aries and Orton match having the stipulation it now does, more on that later, it may be difficult to expand the NWO.

COMMERCIAL ONE

Raw's first commercial of the night is for their official Diva, AJ Lee, more dressed down than usual as she's sporting a bikini this week. I'm not complaining, but as a married man, I will try to abstain from gawking. Speaking of AJ, more and more questions have been raised surrounding the Money in the Bank pay-per-view match between Punk and Bryan, would you not agree? I just hope they have an actual payoff and aren't winging it as they go.

ENGLISH TIDE VS. ALMOST FAMOUS

Back from commercial, it's time to decide one half of the UWF Tag Team Championship match at the Great American Bash. I am still calling the team of Shark Boy and William Regal the "English Tide", because just about every other team in this tournament has a name and I think the "English Tide" sounds cool, albeit simple. Almost Famous is also a cool tag team name, as I've stated before. It kept reminding me of something, so I researched it, and it is indeed a film. Not a film I've seen, but it is a film, so my thinking was correct. Anyhoo, incessant rambling over, time to get to the match.

I enjoyed several things about this contest, like the bullying early on by Regal, utilizing his size advantage to keep in control of the match. The early near fall by Bourne was also great, can you imagine if that's how things ended? Pete would've succeeded in beating a team played by two trash talkers and earning himself the very first shot at the UWF Tag Team Championships in his first match, which would've been impressive.

I also love the hot tag spot, it's been awhile since I've seen that, very fitting for a match with these implications, it suitably captures the excitement surrounding it. Shark Boy wins it with an unexpected Chummer though, and the English Tide advance to the Great American Bash! Overall, this was a great tag team match, and though they were defeated, Almost Famous gave a very strong showing here, I'm impressed with the potential of this duo.

BACKSTAGE PROMO: CODY RHODES

This promo is so incredibly captivating, I absolutely love it. Cody Rhodes is portrayed in this promo as the most mentally unstable person in the company, and he very well may be. Not to make a comparison, but I'm reminded fondly of my Mankind days in CWA by Cody Rhodes. The singing to himself is what put this promo over the edge for me. It was great on its own, but adding that to it was brilliance. Attacking the cameraman was cool, as well as unexpected, and the subtle hints of tension in the NWO is interesting, not to mention the usage of a specific date to capture historical accuracy, this added with the clever way of avoiding outright breaking the fourth wall makes this a strong contender for Promo of the Week.

BACKSTAGE/IN-RING PROMO: STONE COLD

It's beginning to upset me that no one ever says anything about my promos, especially because of how long I make them and the quality I feel they possess. I mean, let's take a look at the ground covered here. Runs into Vince McMahon, who tries to fire him. Claims credit for all the revenue UWF has made since signing him, and the very existence of Smackdown. Brings up UCW past again, expressing frustration over never winning either of the big titles until he came to UWF. Tears into Smackdown for their talent no-showing last edition, putting the Legion of Doom in a squash match, suggesting Jarrett is a gay cowboy and referring to Batista by a combination of his old OVW gimmick and his early WWE gimmick.

Lets Roddy Piper have it for complaining about Blastoise, taking a shot at The Dresden Dose and Effective Thinking with EoR. Lets Wolfe have it, comparing him to the rapper Pitbull and referring to him by his former last name, McGuinness. Lets them have it for the King of the Mountain match, insulting all the participants. He takes a shot at a debut that's set to happen on the July 6th edition, mentions Triple H's departure as him wanting to get away from Smackdown, references my prior runs as Guerrero when insulting him for no-showing as well as PegKidFan's last run, mentions Anderson's no-show, then shifts his focus to Raw.

He insults the returning Bully Ray, the departing Barrett and Cesaro, and the debuting talent: Flair and Ziggler, Almost Famous, Christopher Daniels, and Shark Boy. THEN he takes a shot at Robert Roode before shifting his focus to tonight's tag match against two-thirds of the NWO. Sorry if it seems like I'm complaining, but it sucks when hard work goes unnoticed. I mean, is Captain the only one that read it?

COMMERCIAL TWO?

The end of my promo references Raw heading to commercial, but there is no commercial, so I'm going to interject my own. Please welcome my first, and possibly last, Testing Ground challenge, Lance Storm.

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Lance Storm: If I could be serious for a moment, I would like to address just exactly what it is I see when I look around this company. Your UWF Champion is an alcoholic with no respect for authority, and brings no prestige to the title. Your World Heavyweight Champion is a garbage wrestler that wouldn't recognize the term "catch-as-catch can" if it swatted him across the face with a steel chair. You have allowed yourself to be represented by poor excuses for human life, and you have not learned from WCW's sins, as the NWO has found their way to the Raw brand in the form of an established young talent, an up-and-comer, and a fellow Canadian.

UWF needs someone like Lance Storm on its roster, to clear out the stench of American hypocrisy and recklessness. It's time to restore professional wrestling to what it was when it was first established, an art form. Never have I been so disgusted by the state of this business, but once I arrive, bit by bit you will see it returned to its former glory.


EDDIE GUERRERO VS. CHRISTOPHER DANIELS

As referenced above, PegKidFan no-showed his match this week, making the outcome obvious. However, the contest is not a throwaway, the writer still gave us a good match despite the lack of participation, and I thank them for it. I was expecting Daniels to win with the Angel's Wings, but he surprises me by getting the submission victory via the Koji Clutch.

BACKSTAGE PROMO: TRISH, EDGE, AND CHRISTIAN

Honestly, I thought this promo would be the UWF return of Edge, but that doesn't appear to be the case. Edge is speaking with Trish when Christian shows up, causing Stratus to leave so the two former tag partners may speak. Edge states he doesn't want any trouble, to which Christian responds he doesn't either, he's just checking in on his best friend. Edge states they are no longer best friends because of what happened on Raw last month when the NWO beat him down, announcing Cody Rhodes as their newest member.

Christian asks Edge is he's heard the good news, which is when Edge responds he hasn't watched Raw since he left UWF three weeks ago. Christian tells him what's going on and wants Edge to be excited for him, but he isn't as he attempts to leave, but Christian stops him. The conversation leads to Edge revealing he doesn't think Christian will win at the Great American Bash, sending Christian off in frustration.

This was a good segment. Christian's alignment as a heel is highlighted by the fact that he thinks he and Edge are still best friends, claiming to recall nothing of the beatdown several weeks ago and having Edge doubt him in his quest to capture the UWF Championship adds a dimension of interest.

THE ROCK VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER

I wish some sort of reference to Ziggler's open challenge promo last week would've been made, it would've added some continuity to the situation. Anyhoo, this match went down like you would want a debuting heel calling out anyone to take him on to go down, one of the mega faces answers the challenge and beats the cocky youngster in his first match. Surprisingly no interference by Flair, or mention of him being ringside for that matter, he's included in the entrance and that's it. By the way, Dolph used a Stinger Splash. Good taste in moves, kid.

COMMERCIAL THREE

Raw's third commercial of the night urges you to vote for the Monthly Awards. Well since voting is over by now, I'll just post the results.

Raw Superstar of the Month: Christian
Smackdown Superstar of the Month: Dean Ambrose
Brand of the Month: Raw and Smackdown
Champion of the Month: Cody Rhodes and Stone Cold
Best Trashtalker of the Month: rawisrey
Underrated Trashtalker of the Month: Lubaninho
Most Improved Trashtalker of the Month: Andrew
Tag Team of the Month: NWO
Member of the Month: Chris Dresden
Most Helpful of the Month: Cwalker and EoR
Writer of the Month: SBS
Feud of the Month: Dean Ambrose and Daniel Bryan
OMG! Moment of the Month: Ted DiBiase wins and loses the WHC in the same night
Match of the Month: Dean Ambrose vs. Daniel Bryan III

Congratulations to all of the nominees and the winners, and thank you for making me the Co-Champion of the Month and the Member of the Month. Much love, guys!

IN-RING PROMO: AUSTIN ARIES

Austin Aries cannot be denied right now, the passion that this man oozes from every word. When Chriss gets his championship rematch, if it's against me, we're bringing the house down. We're going to match the effort we put in the past few times and then crank it up. Aries/Austin will be the feud of the month for July, I'm saying it now.

BACKSTAGE PROMO: MVP

Grisham thought he was going to interview Robert Roode, but instead he gets the man that has decided he despises him, MVP. MVP gets a lot of good shots in here such as referring to the title Roode carries around as fake and calling Roode a nobody he only knows something about because of a Google search, more or less. Like I said last week, I was expecting Roode/Rhodes, but I'll gladly take Roode/MVP after this promo.

U.S. TITLE CONTENDERSHIP: C.M. PUNK VS. MATT MORGAN

Let me say that while it's been done before, the champion on commentary for the contendership match is brilliant. It's interesting that the video is for Matt Morgan's TNA theme, but the entrance states the music above as "Click Click Boom", I'm assuming the Saliva song. I looked it up to make sure the TNA theme isn't called, "Click Click Boom", and it isn't, so I guess there was some miscommunication.

Cody was a nice addition to this, as I noted, and the referee stopping the match was an interesting finish, especially since Punk's opponent is a large human being like Matt Morgan, a very strong statement and dominant way to win the contendership. Dom has been on fire since returning, and his post-match Go To Sleep on Rhodes cements that statement.

COMMERCIAL FOUR

Raw's fourth commercial of the night is for the Great American Bash, coming to you live on July 22nd!

ANDERSON VS. ROODE

Please tell me that giant picture won't be a regular part of Roode's entrance. Anyway, Anderson no-showed and was suspended so we all know how this one ends. Another win by a debuting superstar via submission, I'd like to note. By the way, in case I haven't asked it before, why are we going along with this NWA World Heavyweight Championship nonsense, to make him stand out? That's the only sensible reason I can think of for it. Post-match, MVP tries to attack Roode but pays for it. Roode claims he is better than Austin and Ambrose because he's the NWA World Heavyweight Champion and says that at the Great American Bash, MVP will find out why it pays to be Roode!

COMMERCIAL FIVE

Raw's fifth and final commercial of the night is for the "Rise & Fall of WCW". I've heard criticism regarding the release, but it gets praise here, so I'm going to go with it being an enjoyable DVD set.

ORTON & CHRISTIAN VS. AUSTIN & ARIES

Another week, another single trash talk from Dres. I've really been slipping lately, but fear not, because the real Chris Dresden is back, so to speak, and you won't see just one trash talk from me unless my opponent(s) no-show. Christian picks up more momentum heading into the Bash, but that won't be enough, I'm not giving up my belt yet.

OVERALL THOUGHTS

Well cut promos, greatly written matches, a nicely structured show. The stage continues to be set for the next pay-per-view, and everyone couldn't be more excited, except those that no-show, inspiring the writing team to consider doing away with second characters, which I hope doesn't end up happening, I love playing two characters. Plus, if I win both my matches at the Bash, I'll be a dual champion.

July 10th Card

Cwalker's taking a bit of a break to enjoy his birthday, so Raw will be brought to you by RiR, Fetter, EoR, SBS, and myself this week. They created the card, I made all but one of the match threads, and will be writing one of the matches. Let's see what's in store!

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Bully Ray's back in UWF and he's pissed off and looking for a fight. Christopher Daniels, fresh off a successful debut, looks more than happy to give him one as these two former TNA stars will do battle on Tuesday night. Will Ray come back with a vengeance, or be the next to submit to the Koji Clutch?

So far, Rated R Superstar has kept his word, he has not disappointed me as Christopher Daniels. I wish Lewb all the success in the world as Bully Ray, I've always been interested in playing that character since it was introduced. So far only Lewb has TT'd. *shakes head*

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Ziggler is none too happy after losing his debut match to The Rock. This week, Dolph will be someone else's debut opponent, as Curt Hawkins is looking to make a name on Tuesday nights. Will Dolph Zig-Zag his way into the win column, or will the former Edgehead keep him on a losing streak?

So happy to see Tapout back in action, I look forward to seeing what he does with Curt Hawkins, but The Wrestling Addict will surely be out to redeem his loss last week, so really it's anybody's match. So far only Tapout has TT'd. *shakes head*

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MVP on commentary

So far, The Rock is electrifying without fail, but Robert Roode is also on a winning streak, having won his debut match last week. When the People's Champion collides with the NWA Champion, who will come out victorious?

Albo2 on commentary will make this match all the more interesting. EoR and Hoov have the potential to steal the show, honestly, and so far both men have shown up with one a piece. Keep it up, guys!

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One of them is gunning for the United States Championship, the other is gunning for the UWF Tag Team Championships. When these two do battle, will Punk continue his impressiveness or will the veteran from Blackpool put the Straight Edge Pipebomber away?

Dom versus Doink, I don't think the e-fed world has ever seen that match, though I could be wrong. Either way, it's an encounter I look forward to. So far neither man has TT'd. *shakes head*

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Robert Roode on commentary

Roode gets his turn on commentary as the Ballin' Superstar takes on the genetically jacked, athletically stacked Hardcore Champion Matt Morgan. Morgan is hungry to avenge his loss to C.M. Punk, while MVP is hungry for momentum. Who will have their hunger satisfied?

The Red still has the chance to remain impressive if he shows up to get his win back, meanwhile, Albo has already shown up to battle, being the only one to TT so far. *shakes head*

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The man that will get his shot at disbanding the NWO when he takes on Randy Orton at the Bash will take on Cody Rhodes, who has been recently vocal about his stablemates and his position in the group. Will the United States Champion show Aries he's not on any championship level, or is this just a preview of the main course for Austin?

Chriss and Rey are going to war in this match, thank you for waving the Raw flag proud, gentlemen.

So all but two matches have been no-showed, and one of those has one a piece. It's Saturday guys, please pick up the effort and act like you care about fedding. But wait, there's a bonus match!

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The past few weeks my participation has been sucky, as I pointed out earlier. Well this week that changes, which is why I issued an open challenge, at first to people that'd been left off the Raw card, but interest has expanded to others that have matches and are even part of Smackdown. So far Christian has said he'll be ringside and Almost Famous, Randy Orton, and Shark Boy have answered the challenge. I'm interesting in seeing what the format of this match will be. TT'ing will have to step up though.

Promos
Steve Austin-On whether or not he can actually beat Christian
Christian-Gives his thoughts on closing in on the UWF Championship
Cody Rhodes-On the budding rivalry between himself and CM Punk
Shark Boy/William Regal-On what it would mean to be World Tag Team Champions

From The Vault
It is now time for the official debut of "From The Vault", where each Red Version, I will include a match I've written in the past, to both clear space on my computer and give you guys something else to read in the Dose each week. Not all of them are classics, but I will feature them anyway. This week is King Booker vs. Scotty 2 Hotty, a UCW Raw match that I'm pretty sure was a squash. Anyhoo, here's the match:

Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first...

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The entrance music of Too Cool played as Scotty 2 Hotty, Grandmaster Sexy, and Rikishi came out onto the stage dancing in traditional fashion. They got a positive ovation from the crowd as they danced down the ramp and to the ring, stopping at the bottom. Scotty looked to his left at Sexay, then too his right at Rikishi, then looked forward and nodded his head, assuring himself that he was ready to do this as he slid in under the rope. He got up and danced a bit for the crowd and then got up on the turnbuckle and posed to another good pop. Justin Roberts finished the introduction as this was going on.

Justin Roberts: Being accompanied to the ring by Rikishi and Grandmaster Sexay,from Westbrook, Maine, weighing in at 209 pounds and making his UCW Raw debut...Scotty 2 Hotty!

Rikishi and Grandmaster Sexay walked away from the bottom of the ramp and went to the top side of the ring to stand and support Scotty from. The Too Cool theme quit playing.

Justin Roberts: And the opponent...

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The music of King Booker began to play as he came out dressed in his royal attire, with William Regal walking by his side.

Justin Roberts: Being accompanied to the ring by William Regal, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 250 pounds and also making his UCW Raw debut...King Booker!

The crowd gave Booker a mixed reaction since his popularity hadn't yet been decided as he made his way to the ring. He entered through the ropes as Regal walked to the bottom side of the ring to watch the match from. King Booker handed his crown and sceptor to Regal, as well as his cape as the ring bell was sounded

Jim Ross: And this one looks to be a slobberknocker, Roddy.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: You say that about all of the matches, Jim.


Scotty and Booker lock up in a test of strength with Scotty being on the losing end as he was brought to his knees. Booker kept pushing down but Scotty managed to get his hand free and get a throat thrust in. Booker grabbed his neck as Scotty went running into the ropes, connecting with a cross body that got Booker hung up on the ropes behind him. Scotty took advantage of this and began unloading with right hook after right hook until Booker got free and caught his punch. Scotty went for a left hook but Booker slapped him across the face and whipped him face first into the turnbuckle. Booker hit him in the back of the head with a clubbing blow when he bounced off that sent him back into the corner. Booker spun Scotty around and hit him with a few elbows until he slouched to a sitting position in the corner, looking dazed.

Jim Ross: What's King Booker looking to do here?

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Put me to sleep if he doesn't pick up the pace of this match.


Booker brought Scotty to his feet in the corner and brought him and himself gradually to the top turnbuckle and hooked Scotty in position for a superplex. Booker fell back and connected with tremendous force, both men crashing to the mat. Scotty lay there as Booker got up and went over to where he was and just stared down at him. He delivered a stomp to the chest of Scotty, then a stomp to the abdomen, then a stomp to the face, then another one to the chest. Booker connected with a knee drop and stayed on his knees, laying into Scotty with a series of punches. Booker brought Scotty to his feet again and irish whipped him into the ropes, but Scotty came back and dropped Booker with a spinning elbow!

Jim Ross: Business is about to pick up!

Booker sat up but Scotty came off the ropes again with a dropkick to the face that left Booker flat on his back. Scotty went to the top rope and measured his opponent, waiting for him to get up. Booker stood and Scotty went for a cross body but Booker timed a kick just right and hit Scotty in the stomach region as he was coming down. Scotty was hunched over in pain as Booker went to the ropes and came off quickly, connecting with the axe kick!

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Looks like it's out of business for Scotty!

Booker covered Scotty as the referee counted.

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Booker couldn't believe it as he picked up Scotty from the mat and charged forward, driving him into the corner. Booker began hitting his opponent with chop after chop, putting another second between each the more of them he connected with. Booker waited about five seconds for the next one, but that was too long as Scotty got a good kick in that sent Booker stepping backwards in pain. Scotty quickly ascended the turnbuckle, leaping off and connecting with a headscissors that put Booker flat on the mat. Scotty was up in no time, adrenaline pumping as he began his signature stomping dance, the crowd cheering because they knew what that signified.

Jim Ross: We've seen this before!

Scotty began hopping as the audience shouted out each letter, but when he got to the ropes he was tripped up by William Regal, who had moved to where Rikishi and Grandmaster Sexay were. Regal argued with the referee and the other members of Too Cool as Booker crawled on his stomach and reached under the ropes to the side of the ring where Regal was and grabbed his crown. Booker and Scotty were both up. Scotty charged at him going for a clothesline but Booker laid him out with the crown and then tossed it out of the ring. Regal quit making a fuss then as the referee returned his attention to the match. Rikishi and Sexay were trying to get his attention again to tell him what had happened but Booker had covered Scotty.

Jim Ross: Not this way!

1!

2!

3!

THIS ONE'S OVER!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner as a result of a pinfall, King...Booker!

And with that, that's going to do it for this week's edition of the Red Version. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for this week's Blue Version, and don't forget to like this, rep me if you can, and comment. In those comments you can give me feedback on the Testing Ground, my match for From The Vault, my review, the Pokemon stuff, all of it. Also, need a suggestion for the next Testing Ground if you deem my Lance Storm passable, that is.

As for next week's From The Vault, instead of choosing, I will leave it up to you the readers from now on. Choice one is Beer Money versus the Straight Edge Society, choice two is John Cena vs. Rick Rude. Feedback on all of this would be awesome guys, and I expect to see rey this week. The Dose misses its number one fan.

Until next time, the doctor is out!

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

Great dose Dres. I kind of thought the testing ground would be a bit longer but your lance storm seemed pretty good. I've never actually seen a lance storm promo so I wouldn't know. I vote SES vs Beer Money. Sorry I never commented on Smackdowns Dose but that was great as well. I like to read the majority of the shows because I get a good sense or who's saying what so I may potentially use it against them if I need to TT with them. Some people just read their matches and that's fine I guess but I do it as a show of appreciation to the writers since I am a writer myself (albeit a different kind of writer but still a writer).
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

I was literally almost done my TT... But Lewb posted before me, so I have to redo it... The bastard. It was great btw Lewb! And yet another good read! Expect a Daniels TT soon.
 

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The Dresden Dose Blue Version: 7-6-12 edition

Hello my fellow Smarks, it is I, your Co-Champion and Member of the Month, Chris Dresden. I am here to reward your patience, as you were not given the Red Version on Tuesday when Raw went up, you weren't given it Wednesday, you weren't given it Thursday, you weren't given it Friday, but Saturday is instead when it finally arrived. So now I bring you the belated Blue Version, only two days after the show it's reviewing instead of of four.

Anyhoo, since you've been waiting so long and the delays are causing me to get more likes and less comments, let's dive right in. I'm not a doctor but I play one on the internet, and this is my prescription for all your wrestling needs, The Dresden Dose!

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I need a doctor, doctor, to bring me back...to life.

Huh? What's going on, who's there?

I just want you to see if you can cure my ailment, that's all, doc. Just listen to my problem, give it your diagnosis, and then you can send me back into the darkness.

I don't know what you're talking about.

That's because you're not listening, doc. You gotta listen. As you're well aware, it's the summer time, the season where the sun shows itself the most and the blistering heat sends the world's many families to the pool and to water parks with their kids, it inspires them to fire up the grill and have cookouts, there's just warmth all around. But not for me. For me there is no warmth. I can stand out in one hundred degree weather in layers of heavy winter clothing, all colored black, holding a magnifying glass above my head while I do military exercises and I don't feel anything but cold. No matter the conditions surrounding me, I am numb. Do you know why that is, doc?

Well...

It's a rhetorical question! I already know the answer, it's because there's a knife that's been lodged so deep into my soul that all I can feel now is indifference. There was something I was very passionate about, something I loved doing that kept the cold out, but that fire was snuffed out forever by you, doc. When CWA closed its doors, you could've taken me to UCW, but you chose to keep chugging along as Stone Cold. You could've brought me in as a second character, but you chose Sting. When CWF came around, you could've brought me back, but you chose Kane, and when second character privileges came about in that fed, you chose your made up tag team.

Then UCW closed its doors and UWF engulfed it, and you had your chance again, but you stubbornly stuck with that Rattlesnake. Then Smackdown came around, and with it came second character privileges, another chance for you to bring me back, but instead you repeated what you did before, you chose Sting. Sting has never won you a championship, I won you three. Sting has never had you at the top of a brand, I have. But you shun me and ignore me and keep me in the dark, not even a memory, not even an afterthought. When are you going to get it, Dresden? When are you going to realize that UWF needs Mankind? When will you come to your senses and send Sting packing in favor of me having a job?

I can take you to the top of Smackdown, I can win you the World Heavyweight Championship, I can...


Eddie Guerrero:The only thing you can do is forget it, holmes. You honestly think anyone wants to see you put on that mask and wrestle again, ese'? You're fooling yourself, Mick. You see, you became an afterthought for a reason, it's because you weren't worth remembering. The legacy you forged in CWA is worthless, because CWA was, is, and always will be second to UCW, holmes, and since UWF is now stronger than both of them, CWA is even further down on the company food chain. It's the Ring of Honor to UCW's TNA and UWF's WWE. And the reason UWF is WWE is simple, no one wants to watch it, no one wants to participate in it because there's nothing truly exciting going on.

Why? Because UWF doesn't have Eddie Guerrero, vato. Sure, they've got a Latino passing himself off as me, but let me clear something up for you, he's not me. He's never been me, I am the one and only Eddie Guerrero, that gringo's an impostor. I am a former Global Champion, a former Tag Team Champion, which puts me in the same boat as Mankind in that we've both won you more titles than Sting, seperately and combined, except I'm more talented and don't need to sow together a bunch of belts and wear it on my face to make people think I'm scary. Everyone knows I've got a few screws loose, ese', but you, Dresden, you've forgotten that fact. Every chance you had to bring Mankind back, you had the same opportunity to bring me back, and you didn't.

You were close to bringing me back, Cwalker wanted to see it, but all your buddy Tom had to do was ask if The Icon was going to show up and you went with him. Why, so you can play him insanely and ramble about nonsense so there's no effort to writing a trash talk or a promo? Granted that was only the first week, you've made a mistake. I wouldn't have lost to Bray Wyatt, in singles competition or the Battle Royal. I wouldn't have lost to Ted DiBiase, and I'd be competing for the World Heavyweight Championship instead of the UWF World Tag Team Championships. But that's alright, ese', you don't want to be successful, that's your choice.


Look, what's the meaning of all this? You guys wait this long to say something about it, and in the Dose of all places? Just completely randomly showing up to moan and complain? That's why I didn't bring either of you back, because UWF doesn't need anymore whiners, Raw's got Christian and Smackdown's got Batista for that. There's your answer, now leave me alone and let me get to my review!

Fine, holmes, wrestle your Pokemon or whatever.

OPENING

Smackdown opens up with the usual pyrotechnics as we are greeted by our faithful commentary team for the blue brand, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross. They let us know what we can expect to see this evening, and then throw it ringside for the first match of the evening.

ROB VAN DAM VS. BRAY WYATT

In reading this match, I'm having a case of deja vu, as a superkick almost ended this one early like a dropkick almost ended the Almost Famous/English Tide match from Raw. But much like Regal was able to kick out then, Bray Wyatt is able to kick out here, and the match continues. RVD stays on Bray, refusing to let him breathe as he even gets a shot in on Eli Cottonwood, which I am an advocate for.

After things go outside the ring for a moment, Rob rolls Bray back inside and delivers another devastating kick to his opponent's face, coming closer to winning the match than before, but he is again unsuccessful. Later on in the match, Eli gets into it with Bill Alfonso, throwing him into Bray Wyatt, making it seem like Bill put his hands on him.

Your winner as a result of a disqualification, Bray Wyatt. Once again, Eli Cottonwood is the only reason Bray is victorious in a match, I'd watch out for him in the King of the Mountain match, he'll probably cheat there too. You will pay, you giant southern bastard, you will pay.

Y.E.S. PROMO #1

Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow are all over this show, to the point that, no offense to the hard work put in by Rey and Hoov, I get sick of seeing them after awhile. Damien claims that everyone on the roster besides himself and Daniel Bryan are delinquents, and refers to what happened in their match against Sting and Samoa Joe as unfair and unjust. They also point out that Desmond Wolfe is unfit to run Smackdown.

Bryan continues to brag on himself and Damien and the two of them are refusing to go inside the arena and compete tonight, which is pretty clever.

BATISTA PROMO

Batista claims that he will make his own rules and doesn't have to tag with someone if he doesn't want to, and that Batista doesn't have any friends, only enemies. He puts down the tag division and claims he can't be stopped on his way to the World Heavyweight Championship. Batista goes on to squash two local talents to put over how much better he is than the tag division, which was creative, but I can't help but get a bit annoyed because this feels like a shoot. I don't care how impressive you've been, you get booked where you get booked, don't be a prima donna and "not do tag matches".

COMMERCIAL ONE

Smackdown's first commercial of the night is for Maria Brink. You were expecting someone else, maybe?

AMBROSE PROMO

Dean lets Batista have it for the attack on him last week, giving him kudos for thinking up something as clever as trying to take him out before the pay-per-view. He beats himself up for allowing himself to get beaten up, proclaiming that things like this make him feel like he doesn't deserve to be champion, but that it will never happen again. He says he may get busted open and beat down again, sure, but he'll leave a scar on the man that does it.
Ambrose lets DiBiase and Cody Rhodes have it before moving on to Stone Cold and Robert Roode for their comments about him, then gets a dig in at Raven and runs down several of the King of the Mountain participants. It seems Austin is setting a bit of a trend with promos that fire on a lot of different people.

Y.E.S. PROMO #2

I like this promo better than the first one. Not sure why, but reading Sandow is speaking to the crowd via a megaphone makes me laugh. Bryan is given the chance to give his demands, and after ripping Desmond Wolfe, all the while referring to him as "Nigel", he reveals that he wants him in a one-on-one match and if he doesn't get it, he'll jump ship to Raw. That's an interesting threat.

Sandow's demand is simply to hold championship gold, so that he will be in a better position to enlighten everyone.

RAVEN VS. REY MYSTERIO

I love the commentary for this match, comparing Raven and Rey Mysterio to Superman and The Joker, that was great stuff. I think the match itself was good too, the superhero Rey Mysterio continues to be one of my favorite characters and of course, it's awesome to have Raven back, just wanted to point that out again. Post-match, Raven delivers his Raven Effect DDT and goes after Rey with a Singapore Cane. Bateman tries to make the save but he too tastes the cane. Nice stuff, gets Raven over even though he lost.

Y.E.S. PROMO #3

This is the best of the three, with clever use of the "Yes!"-ing. Even though I said I became irritated with what I deemed overkill, these two are good together, I'm a mark for tag teams on top of that so, hooray for Y.E.S.! The most notable part of this promo is Desmond Wolfe interjecting and stating how sick he was of these two, telling Bryan that he's got his match with him, and tells them they both will compete next week and that Sandow has a title match next.

COMMERCIAL TWO

Smackdown's second commercial of the night is for the Great American Bash, which I'll be writing more about later, so stay tuned.

DAMIEN SANDOW VS. CHELSEA

I find this very amusing. A little irked that Chelsea has Eve's theme music, but that's because I'm an accuracy Nazi, but EoR loves the theme and Chelsea is an extension of his Wolfe so I understand why she did. I see a lot of people asking if there's now a Women's Division, I don't think that there will be but if there is, kudos to Smackdown for the creativity. It's even funnier because Damien thinks his opponent will be either Rhodes(rey vs. rey), Ambrose, Austin, or Miz and it's none of them.

But it turns out the match is a set-up, as Sandow turns around and, YES!(no pun intended), he gets cut in half by a Spear, delivered to him by a masked man in a trenchcoat. Who is this masked man?

EDGE PROMO

It's Edge! Edge has come back to UWF! Edge tells Sandow that his return has been planned for weeks, he just had to wait for the right time, and makes fun of him for losing to a girl. He tells Damien that he goes after the best, and since he claims to be the best, Edge wants to beat him up, especially since he put his hands on a woman. He said it would be tonight, but it'd be unfair to do so twice in one evening, so he's thinking more along the lines of the Great American Bash. He makes a joke about his past of taking advantage of opportunities that benefit only himself, before asking Sandow if he accepts the match, whenever he can get up to answer.

CENA PROMO

I think it's interesting that Blizzard writes, "U.W.F." instead of UWF. I loved this promo as Cena talks about how hyped he is for the Great American Bash, and talks about Smackdown tonight, letting everyone know that he's eaten steak tougher than Ted DiBiase. He says tonight he will get revenge for Ted's father, the "Million Dollar Man", as he brings in the man himself and the two share DiBiase, Sr.'s trademark laugh.

BATISTA PROMO

An interviewer tries to get another word with Batista at the airport, who gets angry and smashes the camera. That's it.

COMMERCIAL THREE?

Smackdown suffers from the same thing as Raw this week, the ending of a promo referring to a commercial that doesn't exist. Well...

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THE BLACK AND WHITE MACHINE VS. THE JEFFS

The trash talking order for this match got crazy, but I still had a blast, thanks for the fun BDC! The match was great and had an interesting finish with Jeff delivering a Twist of Hate to Jarrett, giving the Black and White Machine the win and sending them to the Great American Bash to compete against the English Tide for the UWF Tag Team Championships!

COMMERCIAL FOUR

Smackdown's fourth commercial of the night is for Maria Brink again. Still have no idea who it is.

JOHN CENA VS. TED DIBIASE

I'm amused by the fact that Cena and DiBiase's entrance videos look very similar, and wasn't aware that Cena was using this "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" theme until now, my apologies for overlooking that. This match was fantastic, truly fitting of the main event slot, and builds a lot of excitement for the Great American Bash. DiBiase tries to walk out but Ambrose comes out and rolls Ted back into the ring, where Cena hoists him up and delivers the Attitude Adjustment, winning the match and breaking the former World Heavyweight Champion's winning streak.

Post-match, Ambrose enters the ring and begins beating down Ted. Cena pulls him off and tells him to save it, because he wants to tell Dean it'll be an honor to face him at the Great American Bash, putting his hand out to the champion. Dean refuses the handshake, telling John there are no friends here, and slaps him across the face, getting an Attitude Adjustment for his troubles. Bray Wyatt runs down and delivers his finisher to Cena as Eli Cottonwood watches on from the ring apron. Then Hardy comes down and pulls Eli off the apron, entering the ring and hitting Bray with the chair he's carrying.

Eli enters the ring and Jeff hits him in the gut with the chair(Yes!) and delivers a Twist of Hate onto it(YES! YES! YES!) and picks up the World Heavyweight Championship, holding it over his head as Smackdown goes off the air. You're my hero, Lewb.

OVERALL THOUGHTS

This week's Smackdown was surprisingly promo heavy, but still managed to be an enjoyable show, as the promos were quality and all of the matches were entertaining in their own way. Anyhoo, with this week's edition in the books, of course we all look ahead to what's in store for next week, so let's check it out! By the way, the preview for the July 13th edition of Smackdown is brought to you by Prodigy. Thanks Prod!

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This week, destiny has brought Alberto Del Rio to the UWF, but not only that, it has also brought him back to Smackdown for the first time since UCW was around. When Del Rio was last seen, he was in a tag team with Drew McIntyre in CWF. Now that he's broken off on his own and it's a brand new company he's stepping into, there's nowhere to move but forward and nowhere to go but up. However, the man of class and riches has one obstacle in his way on the night of his debut, J.T. Gizzle.

The former half of UCW's Get Money and WWE's Cryme Tyme is looking to make sure that Del Rio's stay in UWF isn't a pleasant one, and if he can help it, it'll be a short one. Money's bein' made 'round here, but when the referee counts three, will it be Del Rio or JTG making more of it? I am very happy that awesome miz has made his way to UWF, the timing is ironic however. As I was writing my second TT for the Great American Bash, when I chastised Christian for taking career advice from Alberto Del Rio because he has no job, my research brought me to discover Alberto Del Rio had just been signed, so I had to alter my TT a bit.

I hope Deuce shows up this week, because the potential of a JTG is very high is you put the effort into it. Currently neither man has trash talked for the match, which I'm sure will change, especially since I just made a thread for it.

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If you don't count his elimination from the Battle Royal several Smackdowns ago, last week, Jeff Jarrett was handed his first UWF loss when he and Jeff Hardy were unsuccessful in advancing to the Great American Bash to challenge Shark Boy and William Regal for the UWF Tag Team Championships. This week he will be looking to avenge that loss, but he is in dangerous territory, as his opponent is the "Human Cancer", who will not be looking to avenge his loss, but will instead be looking to harm the "King of the Mountain" as much as possible.

I love both of these characters, and last week's trash talking session, although the order got a bit crazy, was awesome fun. This is a match between the future stars of UWF and I can't wait to see which one of them is successful and walks away victorious. So far both men have contributed one trash talk each.

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In a preview of the Great American Bash, Got_Swag and Lubaninho will go head-to-head, but not as their respective characters as is the norm. Instead, the managers of Rob Van Dam and The Miz are stepping into the ring and squaring off! I love stuff like this as long as it isn't done much, and it isn't done much, so I love it. I did something like this during the short time I wrote for UWA, having management book Sting(myself) against Jim Ross, even though Sting didn't want to. The match sadly never came to be, but this one will, and I can't wait to see who wins!

Just made a thread for this one too, so I'm hoping the trash talking is soon to follow.

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This line-up is incredibly stacked and is surprisingly not the main event. On one side, you have the World Heavyweight Champion Dean Ambrose. Opposing him on the other side? Three men that will be in the King of the Mountain match fighting for his championship; Jeff Hardy, Batista, and Bray Wyatt. But Dean isn't alone, as by his side is the Black and White Machine, the team of Samoa Joe and Sting that has been undefeated since being paired up. Sting will no doubt be looking to avenge his cheap loss to Bray Wyatt and he and Joe will be out to make sure Jeff Hardy tastes defeat by their hand for the second week in a row. As for Batista, well, he's all Ambrose's.

Me, EoR, and CaptainxBumout versus Andrew, Lewbrication, and Sam. This has the potential to be the show stealer if everyone not only shows up, but shows up in spades. I'm talking absolute warfare, trash talking from now until the deadline from all members of both teams. It's what a match of this caliber deserves, and I'm having a blast so far, so let's tear the house down, gentlemen. It's SHOWTIME! As for the count, Andrew has one in and I have one in.

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Last week on Smackdown, we discovered that Daniel Bryan would be in a match at the Great American Bash, although not with Damien Sandow by his side like he was probably expecting. Instead, the former Hardcore Champion will be taking on none other than the Smackdown General Manager himself, Desmond Wolfe. But as for this match, Wolfe will be the special referee as Daniel takes on one of the five number one contenders to the World Heavyweight Championship, John Cena.

Hoov and Blizzard, another classic in the making. I just made a thread for this match too, again in hopes that the trash talking will soon follow, it seems to be working for Raw so far.

We will also hear from:

Edge - The Rated R Superstar returned last week, and has a lot to say regarding why he returned and targeted Damien Sandow. Talking of Sandow, he'll be in the ring too, because this Friday, The Cutting Edge returns! That's right, Edge sits down with Damien Sandow, in that's bound to be one of the best Cutting edge's in recent history.
Rey Mysterio - Rey Mysterio addresses his masses of fans from the 619 HQ. What will UWF's Super Hero have to say to us this week?
Ted DiBiase Jr - Ted DiBiase Jr hasn't had a lot of luck recently, ever since he lost the title from Dean Ambrose after just five minutes, things just haven't gone his way. He may of beat Triple H a week a go, but later that night he took a huge beatdown from Dave Batista, and things got even worse for him when he lost to John Cena on the latest edition of SmackDown. DiBiase has a lot to say, and he's going to let it all out in front of all the fans this Friday.

At the end of this week's Smackdown, you saw the updated Great American Bash card, which I imagine is the final card since there are nine matches on it. So with that, let's take another look, complete with my predictions, based on the participation so far.

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin(c) versus Christian

Aniking always provides a great challenge, and honestly, I was doubting myself since my trash talking quality and effort was slipping and everyone had all but crowned him the new champion. But when I'm backed into a corner, that's when I prove to be the biggest threat, and I think with my second TT, I showed that. Had Killa stuck around and remained in the match, I'd have a better standing, since most of my first TT was directed at Anderson, but things happen and I feel my first TT is still relevant and shouldn't harm me in the end.

However, in no way am I saying I feel like I've guaranteed a successful defense for myself, because with an opponent like Aniking, it would be unwise and arrogant for me to make such a boast. With the Bash two weeks from tomorrow, it's still anyone's match, and I await to find out what the final count will be on trash talks. Good luck, Aniking.

King of The Mountain Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
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Dean Ambrose(c) versus Ted DiBiase versus Batista versus John Cena versus Bray Wyatt versus Jeff Hardy

I dare say that Captain and I are facing the same odds in terms of challenge, even though I have one opponent and he has five. Both of our championships are in jeopardy, but much like myself, Captain has shown up to fight for what's his and isn't willing to let it slip away. However, all of his challengers are hungry for that belt, as everyone involved has at least one a piece, with Sam and Lewb in the lead at two a piece. Honestly, even though I've seen it happen, I don't know that the champion can keep his belt against this many powerhouse trash talkers. It's ironic that Bray and Hardy both have two, because those are the two I'm trying to decide from.

While things could change over the next couple weeks, love him or hate him, I think Bray Wyatt will be the new World Heavyweight Champion.

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Cody Rhodes(c) vs. CM Punk

Rey is doing what he always does, he's being consistent, and he's taking a championship title and running with it. While it's a shame nothing else happened between him and the former champion Brock Lesnar, I feel that Dom is a more than suitable challenger for the gold and for rey's impeccable commitment. So far, only Rey has shown up for the thread, which solidifies him as the winner currently, but I don't think that Dom will no-show, it's just a matter of time until he shows up. As for the outcome once he does, well, it's hard to bank against the current champ right now, I honestly see Rhodes as United States Champion for quite awhile, so he's my pick.

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The Miz(c) versus Rob Van Dam

It's too bad that Smackdown has both of the gimmick matches, especially since it means they'll likely lock in Match of the Month because of it. I love reading gimmick matches and I love writing them, I find them easier to write than a normal match, but at times stipulations can be a crutch and are one because of the ease of writing them. Anyhoo, the feud with Miz and RVD certainly has steam, but as for the match itself, only the challenger has shown up. Even if Got_Swag shows up, I think Lubaninho's hunger is undeniable and he'll leave the Bash as the new European Champion.

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Robert Roode vs. MVP

Like I said, I still find the fact that he carries around the NWA World Heavyweight Championship ridiculous, especially since he's a face. If a heel carries around a belt not recognized by the company he's appearing for and claims to be champion like it means something, that makes sense, but Roode is a face, so what's his excuse? Because he holds the belt in real life? Anyway, even if I don't understand it, it's good to see EoR as an active part of Raw. He and Albo have done a good job of making a seemingly thrown together feud feel special, and I am proud to write that both men have a trash talk a piece in. I hope they get more in, but right now I think MVP's going to put the faux champion down.

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Daniel Bryan vs. Desmond Wolfe

Yes the teases were there, and there had to be some sort of payoff, but I didn't think this would be it. Hoov and EoR will make this a classic if they give it the attention it needs, and because of who the wrestlers are, the writer will have a field day with it and make it perhaps the most technical showing on the card. As for who I think is going to win, right now neither man since there isn't a thread up, but overall, if both men show up and participate, my pick is Daniel Bryan.

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Randy Orton versus Austin Aries

Besides my UWF Championship match, I am most interested in this contest. If Aries wins, the NWO is no more, and he'll likely be cashing in on his rematch, giving UWF Christian(c) vs. Stone Cold vs. Aries or a true rematch of Aries vs. Stone Cold(c). If Aries loses, his UWF career is over, meaning Raw loses one of its strongest characters and Stone Cold will have a fresh face to contend with for his title, or Christian will have Stone Cold and someone that isn't Aries to contend with.

The trash talking has been stellar, and I think it's going to keep picking up from here. As for my pick, well, I think it's going to be Austin Aries.

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Damien Sandow vs. Edge

Edge has returned to UWF, and even though I know who it is that's playing him, it has not veen revealed to the public yet so I will keep quiet until it is. Let me just say that when this thread gets started, it's going to be incredible. In fact I'm surprised there isn't a thread yet, given Rey's super trash talking ability and desire to dive right in and get things started. Sandow is impressive, very impressive, but if Edge gets going, his victory will be undeniable. Edge is my choice.

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The Black and White Machine vs. Shark Boy and William Regal

I wasn't sure what to make of the random pairing of Samoa Joe and Sting, but I had hope for it as EoR and I have had tag success in the past, except now we're getting the chance to truly tag on a regular basis, and it's been a lot of fun. I feel very confident about our chances, especially since our team is the only one represented in the match so far, but Doink and Sam could easily turn things around on us. Of course, had Lewb been able to make the deadline, we might not even be in this match. By the way, I just noticed this, but EoR is pulling at least quadruple duty for this event. Writing, trash talking as Roode, trash talking as Joe, and trash talking as Wolfe. If he writes a promo for all three, his workload increases. Guess the CWA One Night Stand trash talking didn't kill his drive after all.

By the way, awesome graphics as always guys!

AWARDS

It is now time for the Dresden Dose to hand out its weekly awards. Just to give you a reminder, last week Tuesday Night Raw took both awards, with the Match of the Week going to Cwalker for Cody Rhodes vs. C.M. Punk for the United States Champion, and Rey, EoR, and Cwalker(instead of Albo, as he pointed out to me earlier this week) were the recipients of Promo of the Week for the war of words between Roode, Rhodes, and MVP.

Well, this week Smackdown is the recipient of both awards, and no it's not so things will be even. Since this is the Blue Version, you already know what the matches I have to choose from are, so I'm not going to list them. This week's winner was a mat classic, perhaps rivaling the 2 out of 3 Falls match at Starrcade in terms of quality. The trash talkers put forth an effort I've never seen before, and my hat is off to them. Fellow smarks, the Match of the Week, is Damien Sandow versus Chelsea for the Divas Championship!

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Blastoise: What chu talkin' bout, Dres?

Alright, Blastoise called my bluff. Although it was amusing, Damien Sandow versus Chelsea for the Divas Championship is not the Match of the Week, instead it was this week's Smackdown main event, John Cena versus Ted DiBiase, Jr.! Congratulations to Prodigy, Blizzard, and SBS!

The Promo of the Week, as you can probably imagine, was a tougher choice to make. Any of the promos from Y.E.S. would've been an easy choice, and Batista's has something the others don't as far as the impromptu squash, but for me I think the Promo of the Week was Edge's Smackdown debut promo. It was the only one on the show that was unexpected, as I had no idea in what capacity he would be debuting, and mixing it up with Sandow is one of the more surprising ways he could've done so. Congratulations to...the TT'er playing Edge. SOON HE WILL BE REVEALED!

Maybe by the time the next Red Version rolls around, he'll have revealed himself. But that's going to do it for this week's edition of the Blue Version. Don't forget to like, comment, and rep me if you can for this edition as well as the Red Version that went up earlier, it's always appreciated and motivates me to continue this article. See you guys next week for the Red Version, where there'll be the match you guys vote for me to unveil from the vault, a new Testing Ground(maybe), and the eight-man match of Charizard, Blastoise, Pikachu, and Mewtwo against Venusaur, Electabuzz, Gengar, and Machoke.

All that plus the Raw review, don't miss it! Until then, the doctor is out!

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

The belt will disappear once I get a chance to merge it...

It's kinda from the fact I love having a huge archive of images and it's either Roode with a belt or Roode with Storm, not much middle ground, nor can you find him in a suit with the belt. Kinda fair game, once I get the UWF Title, it's certainly be unified!
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

Finally, The Dose is here. It took you too long. :ARN:

Just joking haha. This was an amazing read once again. I really enjoyed that from the vault match.

Just as every week, I have to thank you for giving me credit for my work.

Aries/Austin will be the feud of the month for July, I'm saying it now.

If I win at The GBA, yes. Not only of the month, but of the year! (I know, too much confident, lol)
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

The belt will disappear once I get a chance to merge it...

It's kinda from the fact I love having a huge archive of images and it's either Roode with a belt or Roode with Storm, not much middle ground, nor can you find him in a suit with the belt. Kinda fair game, once I get the UWF Title, it's certainly be unified!

Thanks for clearing that up. But you won't be getting my UWF Championship any time soon, I don't plan on anyone getting it any time soon. I've fought too long to let it out of my possession so quickly.

Finally, The Dose is here. It took you too long. :ARN:

Just joking haha. This was an amazing read once again. I really enjoyed that from the vault match.

Just as every week, I have to thank you for giving me credit for my work.



If I win at The GBA, yes. Not only of the month, but of the year! (I know, too much confident, lol)

You might be right bro, I used to get comment after comment almost immediately, now it's almost like people could care less if I posted the Dose or not. But I don't think you're being too confident, I believe we have the potential to give them a trash talking spectacle the likes of which haven't been seen in quite some time. But you are welcome, and thank you as well.
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

You might be right bro, I used to get comment after comment almost immediately, now it's almost like people could care less if I posted the Dose or not.

Ever think of just doing a weekly Dose instead of one for each show? I know I almost find it tasking to comment because I feel like I'm being generic with my praise.
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Blue Version: 7-6-12 edition

Good job Dres! There that's a little different. When I read your Austin promo from RAW I knew I wanted to run down most of Smackdowns roster but I didn't want to do it right after you'd done it. I did plan on attacking the people who mentioned me and I of course had to address all the participants in my match so it just so happenend it was a lot of people. I was waiting for someone from the other team to TT before I got mine up for Smackdown but I'll just put one up tonight anyways.
 

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Great job.

My promo wasn't a shoot, I don't mind being in tag teams at all.

I used Batista to an extent to the fact he hates everyone.

Also I took time off because my pet dog died this week.
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

The belt will disappear once I get a chance to merge it...

It's kinda from the fact I love having a huge archive of images and it's either Roode with a belt or Roode with Storm, not much middle ground, nor can you find him in a suit with the belt. Kinda fair game, once I get the UWF Title, it's certainly be unified!

Can u unify a belt that's unsactioned? Just asking
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

Well we will see what is next for Jericho. If Jericho is not around we still have superhero Mysterio.
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Blue Version: 7-6-12 edition

Good job Dres! There that's a little different. When I read your Austin promo from RAW I knew I wanted to run down most of Smackdowns roster but I didn't want to do it right after you'd done it. I did plan on attacking the people who mentioned me and I of course had to address all the participants in my match so it just so happenend it was a lot of people. I was waiting for someone from the other team to TT before I got mine up for Smackdown but I'll just put one up tonight anyways.

Aha, I knew I influenced it, which is flattering so thank you. I think EoR's going to TT soon too so the Black, White, and Dean Machine will soon be fully represented!

Great job.

My promo wasn't a shoot, I don't mind being in tag teams at all.

I used Batista to an extent to the fact he hates everyone.

Also I took time off because my pet dog died this week.

Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for clearing up the promo, speaks volumes for your portrayal if I have to ask if it was a shoot or not. Sorry to hear about your dog, bro.
 

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Re: The Dresden Dose Red Version: July 3rd edition

Ever think of just doing a weekly Dose instead of one for each show? I know I almost find it tasking to comment because I feel like I'm being generic with my praise.

I have considered that actually, might be easier for everyone. Gives the reader something to look forward to at the end of each week.

Well we will see what is next for Jericho. If Jericho is not around we still have superhero Mysterio.

Very true.
 
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