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For a fairgrounds show?trips finish two matches with torn quads, and bret couldn't handle the flu![]()
Okay Joey I get it.
Very face paced X-Division/WWF Cruiserweight style match early on, a ton of counters and speed moves. Lynn gets the better of Candido early but he takes his attention away from Chris and he randomly tries to dive on Bam Bam who hasn’t gotten involved in the match at all
Bam Bam catches him on a plancha dive and rams him spine first into the ring post before rolling him back into a waiting Candido. Chris proceeds to work the back which gets no sold whenever Lynn makes his comeback. UGH! Lynn does his this sweet somersault flip off the mini-stage. As the crowd “WOOOOOOOO” and Awoooool like wolves, it makes no sense and is just annoying. Everything Lynn does is good, but nothing really stands out at all. Candido wins with a butterfly suplex off the middle rope, they did moves for 11 minutes with no selling. Good for them. **1/2 - **3/4
Bam Bam finally puts this to bed with a splash off the top for the win. After the match the crowd chant one more time and Bam Bam agrees so he throws Spike into the crowd again and they botch the catch but manage to crowd surf him again as Bam Bam does a cartwheel in the ring to celebrate. **3/4
he says Balls may not like him but he will damn sure respect him, there ain’t no more commissioner in ECW and that makes him the man, he says he’s the highest core of law and order. He then says he’s the best ref in the entire whole US. The two other refs in the ring holding Balls and Axl back look at him, one ref calls himself the senior official so the cocky one slaps him WHAT THE FUCKIN IS GOING ON
Balls then murders the ref with a chair and they all celebrate. **
and says Buh Buh is Dudleyville's must eligible batchler.
, so cops or bum ass security come out. He puts a one of them in a Fujiwara Armbar
cops, security, and wrestlers from the back have to pull him off, and I have no idea why this is a thing or what’s happening.
The wrestlers manage to pull Taz out and drag him to the back as Sabu beats up the b.W.o 
No i think that was the November to remember match, the stairway to hell ladder one .Was that Sandman/Sabu's match the one where Sandman was high on acid?
lmao Joey questions why the hell he’s out here, and Jason says he’s spent days and nights thinking of ways to contribute to ECW. Styles gets excited at the thought of him leaving but Jason assures him he’s not leaving, but he’s staying and brought someone with him. He then introduces his newest find; Jason says that is not PJ Walker or any Man o' War. Jason says he's just incredible, and Joey asks his name. No, he's Justin Credible. Credible gets on the mic and says he's just incredible every time he steps in the damn ring.
Credible goes for a dive of his own and I don’t know if Lynn just moves or Justin just fucks up but he goes ribs first onto the guard rails. He then no sells it like it never happen making me think he fucked up. Lynn hits a cool bulldog off the guard rails to the floor and follows up with a Plancha off the top that connects but he overshoots it a little. Credible surprises me with a really acceptable control segment. Lynn’s mini-combacks are good, but I just can’t get behind him IDK what it is. I don’t hate him; I just don’t care for him at all. Justin hits That's Incredible, and then some shitty Swinging DDT for the win. **3/4
This is really good and it my kind of match, good mat wrestling to start before they pick up the pace with counters looking for that one big move and Lance hits first with a dropkick. Lance uses his “quickness” to gain the upper hand, but I’m pretty sure Lance and Chris are like the exact same in the ring in terms of size and all that nonsense that I say, but okay. They stick to the reverse, reverse, counters then …... hits a move for several more minutes. Candido says an almost botched ‘rana into a powerbomb for two. They continue to go back and forth with great spots that all it is, Candido almost slips off the top rope with his dive into the crowd but he just manages to clear the rails. Some big near falls accrue, and Candido connects with the Blonde Bombshell for the win. ***
Beulah dares Fonzie to hit her as he ponders, but when he turns around Beulah takes out a baking tray from under her Terry Funk t-shirt at Fonzie goes to punch her but he hits the tray instead. She kills him with a shot to the head with the tray and Fonzie is bleeding right above the eye, and it’s just pouring out now as Beulah beats the shit out of him around the ring now. Fonzie sells this amazingly but he low blows here
Fonzie begins to choke her with his hands, rope and even the whistle. She counters a suplex into a DDT for two, before they exchange chops in the corner with Fonzie getting the better. He black t-shirt is soaked with blood. It’s like when you get into a water fight and someone dumps a 500ml water over you. This would have so much more amazing if the t-shirt was white. Fonzie tries to go up top but it takes a minute to get up because of the loss of blood, he stumbles around but Beulah places him in the tree of whoa and kills him with a running dropkick into the chair. Beulah then goes for a moonsault of her own, but Fonzie counters with a powerbomb try which Beulah counters into a BEULAH-CAN-RANA (Thanks Joey) for the win. Tommy comes back down to celebrate as Fonzie keeps trying to get to his feet but collapses and falls out the ring. This had no business being as good as it was, I’m talking about Beulah/Fonzie. Fonzie bleeding buckets match this great and Beulah was ready and game, sorry Francine as much as I love your whore outfits and cleavage BEULAH IS NOW THE ONE! Plus she wrestled in a sports bra, which really do it for me. **3/4
That's the difference between them and the other guys, they'll take 5 to get 1 in. He says he made a promise, just like when he said he'd kick Raven's ass and when he said he'd kick Jerry Lawler's ass. He says Sabu I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
Rick keeps fuckin’ up the correct pronunciations of the ingredient and Guido has to keep correcting him, Tracy just rants and rambles on about stuff. Tracy botches the doe flip and it lands on his face so he and Guido have to be pulled apart 
They all hold up the triple threat sign but Bam Bam ignores them and signals for the belt FUCK YEAH!
Justin hits a ‘rana off the top for two, but he heads up again but Sasuke cuts him off with a running dropkick. He tries to head up with him but Justin rakes the eyes and hits a sunsetflip powerbomb for two. Both me do a shit ton of moves leading into the finishing stretch as Justin hits the That's Incredible for the win. lolwat? Okay. Joey sells it like Justin just won the world title as no one buys it. **1/4

RVD puts the boots to Taz, but Taz catches RVD trying to do one of his flashy moves with a low blow and absolutely murders him with a dragon tazplex. Taz doesn’t even allow him time to breathe on the floor before he rolls him back in for more punishment. These two work SO well together and bring out the best in each other. RVD will completely die bumping for Taz's suplexes, and Taz takes all of RVD's flipshit and kicks. Both men brawl on the floor with Taz going back first into the guardrails, back in RVD hits the angels’ wings and leg drop but a cocky cover gets two. He crotches Taz on the top rope and does the springboard kick but it wasn’t a kick it was like a legdrop so that was kinda cool. Fonzie throws in a chair and RVD hits the split legged moonsault but I think Taz might have got the chair up into RVD nose cause RVD sells it more like a chair counter instead of hitting the move clean. Plus, Taz gets right up and makes a comeback attempt. RVD heads up top and connects with a frog splash but Taz kicks out, it still amazes me that I’m 10 months in going on 11 and the frog splash is getting kicked out of or is being used as set up move. Taz hits a German but Sabu runs out, but Taz sees him coming and sidesteps him. Dreamer then makes his way out and brawls with Sabu. Fonzie then jumps on his back and Beulah runs out to get more of Fonzie but RVD puts a stop to that. Taz grabs him in what looks to be like the Million Dollar Dream but throws him into a suplex. Taz signals for the end when the Pitbulls dressed in all while along with Lance Wright who is in a neck brace now. JESUS! WHAT IS IT WITH ECW AND NECK BRACES. Taz stares them down and dares them to get in so they do and the match is thrown out. After the match; Taz fights off the Pitbulls as best as he can until the 2-1 catches up to him. RVD looks on and decides he wants some and hits the Van Daminator. RVD gets on the mic and says just like Vince was telling them he’s nothing but a paper champion. He doesn’t stand for anything, but he stands for something. And he’s now declaring the ECW the WWF ARENA! Fonzie has the WWF banner again. RVD says all the belts are the WWF belts now, which means Taz is now the WWF TV Champion. Taz gets his 2nd wind and fights off the Pitbulls and grabs one of Lance's layers and Tazplex him
Bam Bam then comes out because I guess he has a problem being called the WWF Champion now, Taz gets on the mic and says, Bigelow, you’re a little confused. You’re the new champ but I’ll tell you what I AM THE ONLY REAL CHAMPION AROUND HERE! He doesn't need anybody's help. He shoves Bigelow, and they have to be pulled apart to end the show. **3/4
Douglas needs to be taking notes from Francine on how to talk, she says lately there has been a lot of shit going on and Douglas is pissed off. So if all of you morons shut up for a second Shane has something to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He tells the fans to shut the fuck up while a woman is talking, no fuckin wonder the city shot such a high divorce rate
He reminds them that 3 weeks ago they were sucking his dick when he put Funk out, he didn’t need it then and doesn’t need it know. Shane says he's taken a lot of good-natured ribbing in pro wrestling, for example, listening to their shit for four years. He says because of that, the only thing that bothered him about what that turncoat did is that since October 16th, his bag's been heavier. That's it. He hasn't been able to sleep, he hasn't been able to train, and he hasn't been able to thrust all twelve inches up into his lady because he can't even get hard without the ECW Title
He says it's only temporary because he'll be back to his usual form, but there's one thing that makes him feel good about what happened. It showed him that tattooed shit's true colors AND QUEENS, NEW YORK GOT TO SEE A TITLE CHANGE AND THESE smurfs IN PHILADELPHIA DIDN'T GET TO SEE HIM LOSE! HOLY SHIT BEST SHANE PROMO EVER 
and he hates everyone in this fucking building. Shane, please don’t fuck this up you pile of dead washed cunts, you just cut a great promo and had a dope squash match last week; Tommy has a noticeable limp and is wrestling in a walking boot. God bless that man; he would do anything for this company. This takes a little while to get going, they do a bunch of weird lock up with all three men together it looks silly until Douglas and Sabu team up to double team Dreamer. Sabu breaks it up as soon as Fonzie throws a chair in cause let’s be honest a steel chair > Douglas, he hits the chair assisted poetry in motion on Dreamer and the double jump plancha onto Douglas who was on the floor. He follows up what nailing both men with chairs. Sabu targets Shanes arm but that backfires but it leads to a solid spot with Shane lifts Sabu with one arm, and Dreamer hits him with a side Russian leg sweep. They do some back and forth stuff with all 3 men and Dreamer hits a jaw breaker with a chair on his head that looks so fake and looked it did more damage to himself than Shane. Dreamer goes for a double face plant on the chair but Shane drops him knee first on taking him out for the rim being, leaving it to Shane/Sabu for a while. Dreamer comes back with a baseball slide onto a table whipping both men out on the floor. Dreamer sets up a table as all 3 men fight for position, Douglas comes out the better as he places Dreamer onto the table and he suplexes Sabu off the top through Dreamer and the table. Shane refuses to go for a pin and throws Sabu into what’s left of the table, Shane and Tommy out of desperation powerbomb/neckbreaker double team that gets two because Tommy breaks it up WAT? WHY! Isn’t all ECW 3-ways-elmination. If not Shane and Sabu are Blue during their iso on Tommy cause they both let the other, try to pin Tommy. The pace slows down as Shane and Tommy team up, they go for a double team clothesline but Fonzie trips them up
Beulah and Francine then attack him
and roll him in. They duck a Fonzie clothesline attempt and hit him with one before the CAT FIGHT! Fonzie grabs them both by the hair and hits them both him the face with his crotch
they take exception to that and knock him down. Allowing Shane to grab Beulah and Tommy to grab Francine. DOUBLE PILEDRIVERS TO THE BROADS AND SABU HITS THEM WITH A DOULE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE. Sabu hits a triple jump moonsault but Tommy breaks it up, he then nails Shane with a DDT but Sabu breaks that up. Shane tried to outright bail on the match, but Bam Bam Bigelow came out to stop him. He press slammed him in, and Sabu hit an Arabian Facebuster. Tommy and Sabu both covered to eliminate him.
Sandman fights off both RVD and Sabu, He gets rid of RVD and puts Sabu on the table. Sandman goes up to the top of the ladder and jumps off with his drunk senton bomb.
New Jacks music hits and he runs down with weapons but he throws the bin into Buh Buh hands and everyone hardcore it up. Most brawl up to where the entrance way is as Guido gets put on two tables and Bubba tries to dive off him from a hydraulic lift, but New Jack is waiting on top of the entrance stage, and breaks a guitar on his head, and hits the dive to kill Guido. Back inside, Buh Buh hits Kronus with a diving Bubba-Cutter allowing D-Von to crawl on top for the 3, D-Von gets eliminated after the Nutcracker Suite. Axl hits Tracy with the FBI flag and a Powerbomb but Jeff Jones fights other refs leading to the refs then have a fight because why the fuck not right? Axl then hits a reverse DDT aka the Stinger drop onto a chair for the win.
lmao