Things you enjoy despite being bad at them

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Crayo

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I once tried grabbing a piece of ice, smashing it on the bar and saying to the girl next to me "Now we've broke the ice...". Instead, I smashed the ice on the bar, it didn't break, it just made a loud noise. Probably the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life.
 

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Crayo said:
I once tried grabbing a piece of ice, smashing it on the bar and saying to the girl next to me "Now we've broke the ice...". Instead, I smashed the ice on the bar, it didn't break, it just made a loud noise. Probably the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life.

:lol1:
 

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Crayo said:
I once tried grabbing a piece of ice, smashing it on the bar and saying to the girl next to me "Now we've broke the ice...". Instead, I smashed the ice on the bar, it didn't break, it just made a loud noise. Probably the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life.

If that's the most embarrassing moment of your life I'd say you are doing well.
 

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I'd say:

Me: ''Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?''
She: ''No..''
Me: ''Heavy enough to break the ice..''

:eek:tunga:

No sore hands like Crayo, still broke the ice. :boss:
 

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Jose Tortilla said:
I'd say:

Me: ''Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?''
She: ''No..''
Me: ''Heavy enough to break the ice..''

:eek:tunga:

No sore hands like Crayo, still broke the ice. :boss:

"I hate polar bears"

Your whole night is ruined.
 

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My Job..

I think I suck at it...I love the shit out of it though!!

Apparently everyone else thinks I do a good job as I've been doing it in one form or another for 6 years :smug:
 

Jose Tortilla

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Crayo said:
"I hate polar bears"

Your whole night is ruined.

Not really.. If I ask how much something weighs, an answer as "I hate this or that'' is pretty dull and out of place.

:pity:
 

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I dont suck at anything, so nothing i guess.
 

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JeebaK said:
I dont suck at anything, so nothing i guess.

I can think of a few things you suck and I know next to nothing about you :pity2:
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
I can think of a few things you suck and I know next to nothing about you :pity2:

Your vagina doesnt count :eek:tunga:
 

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JeebaK said:
I dont suck at anything, so nothing i guess.

Now ask hm to change "at" to "on" and the story changes entirely, but he puts the pedobear mask on pretty much immediately.
 

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Champ Johnson said:
Now ask hm to change "at" to "on" and the story changes entirely, but he puts the pedobear mask on pretty much immediately.

i never took it off :fap: