Things you enjoy despite being bad at them

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Dolph'sZiggler

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Crayo said:
Perfectly normal thing to tell me.

Going to make it even more awkward - If you masturbate, keep rejecting to climax over and over and over again every time you do it by just squeezing the tip and then restart again when the sensation goes away, it teaches your body (a specific muscle name I cba to Google) to last longer basically.

Also, what worked for me, was the in-between stage of not feeling anything to feeling like your going to cum, then just slowing down, pursuing foreplay, think about disgusting things in my head and then continue when that's gone.

You asked, then say it's abnormal to answer you? :pity1:

And like I said I generally don't care to hold my load. If I bust and I'm still in the mood to fool around I'll just finger/go down on her, make out, ect then after 10 minutes or so you get another condom and fuck her again :woo1:
 

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Crayo said:
God dammit I thought this thread was in the legend section... fml

I try to avoid that hell hole as much as possible.
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
You asked, then say it's abnormal to answer you? :pity1:

And like I said I generally don't care to hold my load. If I bust and I'm still in the mood to fool around I'll just finger/go down on her, make out, ect then after 10 minutes or so you get another condom and f*ck her again :woo1:

Long periods of sex > Her needs
 

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If I wanted to last as long as a porn star I would just invest in some viagra.
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
If I wanted to last as long as a porn star I would just invest in some viagra.

I believe you need to practice control. Right before you need to shoot, stop and wait for about 30 seconds, then start again. Doing this multiple times each time you have sex/wank will improve how long you last.
 

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Jonathan said:
I believe you need to practice control. Right before you need to shoot, stop and wait for about 30 seconds, then start again. Doing this multiple times each time you have sex/wank will improve how long you last.

Thanks for copying the exact same thing I said. Dolph has said multiple times he doesn't care lol.
 

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Crayo said:
Thanks for copying the exact same thing I said. Dolph has said multiple times he doesn't care lol.

Oh shit sorry, I didn't even read the 2nd page. Awkward.
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
Me and my buddy at work were discussing this today.

All I could come up with was sex. Anything else that I suck at I tend to hate it.

At least you still get yours son.

Baseball, im so fucking bad, but love the sport.
 

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Champ Johnson said:
At least you still get yours son.

Baseball, im so fucking bad, but love the sport.

I should get so much more than I do lol. Since August, when this school year started I've hooked up with two chicks. One was a bit of a f-buddy and the other was only a couple of times.

Not trying to toot my own horn but I'm decent enough looking and funny as hell.. with my job and how many fine ass girls I see I could easily get more ass if I would put myself out there more and go after it more often
 

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Fucking love the game, get demolished online.
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
I should get so much more than I do lol. Since August, when this school year started I've hooked up with two chicks. One was a bit of a f-buddy and the other was only a couple of times.

Not trying to toot my own horn but I'm decent enough looking and funny as hell.. with my job and how many fine ass girls I see I could easily get more ass if I would put myself out there more and go after it more often

Just tell them how big of a CM punk mark you are.
 

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Champ Johnson said:
At least you still get yours son.

Baseball, im so fucking bad, but love the sport.

Baseball is the hardest sport known to man. When you fail 70% you are an all star.