Things you enjoy despite being bad at them

[Aids Johnson]

Baseball is the hardest sport known to man. When you fail 70% you are an all star.

ity: im probably higher 90%

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Just tell them how big of a CM punk mark you are.

lololol

no but seriously with all of the hot chicks who are regulars I have the ground work laid (laid = pun intended) to get in good with so many chicks.

My problem is I'm not a big fan of rejection (who is doe right) and instead of taking a leap of faith I tend to only put myself out there if I think there is a good chance that I WON'T be rejected. Idk maybe that just makes me a pussy? :

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

ity: im probably higher 90%

I was awesome at everything in baseball besides hitting. I was fast, could field, swipe bags, sing funny chants. But I fucking suck dick at swinging the bat. I would always drop down bunts to save myself the embarrassment of striking out.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I was awesome at everything in baseball besides hitting. I was fast, could field, swipe bags, sing funny chants. But I fucking suck dick at swinging the bat. I would always drop down bunts to save myself the embarrassment of striking out.

When i was younger i loved playing Outfield, but being a dumbass kid, when i realized my vision would need glasses, i just said "fuck it" and ended up not seeing the ball in the air until the last second. I got moved to second base and was really doing well there, but politics changed that. I was a good bat when we were young (leadoff lefty...was switch as a little guy and just chose lefty even though i throw right) but as we got older i was just a groundout machine.

Oh well, i love baseball now and appreciate it more from being so damn bad.

 

[Aids Johnson]

lololol

no but seriously with all of the hot chicks who are regulars I have the ground work laid (laid = pun intended) to get in good with so many chicks.

My problem is I'm not a big fan of rejection (who is doe right) and instead of taking a leap of faith I tend to only put myself out there if I think there is a good chance that I WON'T be rejected. Idk maybe that just makes me a pussy? :

It makes every guy with a conscience and an ounce of pride a pussy then. I just accept i dont have game, and whatever happens, happens. It gave me a lot of good luck and news when i was making good money and younger, but only have 3 girls left i switch between for the good times, and really they are just booty call convenience deals.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I don't have typical 'game' but just by making girls laugh I have my in. It's far from suave but girls love a guy that makes them laugh. Problem is it's so damn easy to get friend zoned when this is your only plan of action for trying to get laid. Also a lot of my humor is self deprecating which doesn't exactly boost my sex appeal in most females eyes.

Seriously though one of the best ways (as elementary as it sounds) is to 'make fun' of a girl in a nice and joking way. They see it (especially hot girls) and are like "huh, this guy isn't all nervous around me like most guys". It's basically one step up from pulling a girls hair and running away, but it works

 

[Aids Johnson]

I don't have typical 'game' but just by making girls laugh I have my in. It's far from suave but girls love a guy that makes them laugh. Problem is it's so damn easy to get friend zoned when this is your only plan of action for trying to get laid. Also a lot of my humor is self deprecating which doesn't exactly boost my sex appeal in most females eyes.

Seriously though one of the best ways (as elementary as it sounds) is to 'make fun' of a girl in a nice and joking way. They see it (especially hot girls) and are like "huh, this guy isn't all nervous around me like most guys". It's basically one step up from pulling a girls hair and running away, but it works

Both those are what i use also, especially the self jokes to lighten the mood and then going back to whatever the fuck they care about. Save the hair pulling for later. :woo1:

 

[Rysenberg]

I don't have typical 'game' but just by making girls laugh I have my in. It's far from suave but girls love a guy that makes them laugh. Problem is it's so damn easy to get friend zoned when this is your only plan of action for trying to get laid. Also a lot of my humor is self deprecating which doesn't exactly boost my sex appeal in most females eyes.

Exactly the same here.

 

[Catalanotto]

It depends on the girl. If they know you well enough and know it's a joke and are secure/confident enough to take a joking jab, cool. If it's some girl who is already in the 'omg I am so ugly' type of area, joking about it wont go well.

Chicks can be weird like that. Some can act like they don't even care but, inside, the heartbreak continues.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

It depends on the girl. If they know you well enough and know it's a joke and are secure/confident enough to take a joking jab, cool. If it's some girl who is already in the 'omg I am so ugly' type of area, joking about it wont go well.

Chicks can be weird like that. Some can act like they don't even care but, inside, the heartbreak continues.

I don't joke about girls looks. I know better. It needs to be more innocent than that, not mean jokes like I generally tell.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I don't joke about girls looks. I know better. It needs to be more innocent than that, not mean jokes like I generally tell.

Yeah like pedophile jokes and life as a CM mark.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I work at a convenient store as a cashier and I make pretty girls laugh all the time with dumb, innocent jokes.

Prime example last night (which I had been thinking about because this girl was probably a legit 9/10)

She comes up, sets her drink down

Me: Anything else for you tonight?
Her: No, this is it. Wait, I'm getting my sisters too. (there is a dude standing beside her)
Me: Well no offense, but your sister is really ugly ::motions towards dude::
Her: LOLOLOLOL

Then when her sister walks up I slip in a sly "Ok, yea, she's much better looking"

problem is the fun flirty convos are where 99.99% of it ends. I've only parlayed that into sex with ONE chick since I've worked there. Sad but true

 

[Aids Johnson]

I work at a convenient store as a cashier and I make pretty girls laugh all the time with dumb, innocent jokes.

Prime example last night (which I had been thinking about because this girl was probably a legit 9/10)

She comes up, sets her drink down

Me: Anything else for you tonight?
Her: No, this is it. Wait, I'm getting my sisters too. (there is a dude standing beside her)
Me: Well no offense, but your sister is really ugly ::motions towards dude::
Her: LOLOLOLOL

Then when her sister walks up I slip in a sly "Ok, yea, she's much better looking"

problem is the fun flirty convos are where 99.99% of it ends. I've only parlayed that into sex with ONE chick since I've worked there. Sad but true

:maybe: could be worse. One 9 is at least 9 1's.

 

[Crayo]

I work at a convenient store as a cashier and I make pretty girls laugh all the time with dumb, innocent jokes.

Prime example last night (which I had been thinking about because this girl was probably a legit 9/10)

She comes up, sets her drink down

Me: Anything else for you tonight?
Her: No, this is it. Wait, I'm getting my sisters too. (there is a dude standing beside her)
Me: Well no offense, but your sister is really ugly ::motions towards dude::
Her: LOLOLOLOL

Then when her sister walks up I slip in a sly "Ok, yea, she's much better looking"

problem is the fun flirty convos are where 99.99% of it ends. I've only parlayed that into sex with ONE chick since I've worked there. Sad but true

That joke would get me into bed easily.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

It was a solid one liner. I'm sure she was pretty wet.