Angelina Jolie
Twitter
Twilight
Enter Shikari
The Jason Movies
Halo
World Of Warcraft
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
Call Of Duty
First Person Shooters In General
Lady Gaga
All Forms Of Emo Music That Try To Pass Off As "Punk" or worse, "Rock" which include but are not limited to, My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Good Charlotte, Bullet For My Valentine, Atreyu, Circa Survive, or any other group that thinks that whining, crying, screaming and using gutteral growls as a substitute for vocals is excusable.
Edge
Maryse
Michelle McCool
Dr. Who
Anything from the ScyFy channel
Lost
The Beatles (Fuck off, I said it)
Anything involving John Lennon in general
Lady Gaga
Political Correctness
Vacationing In France
Menstrual Periods
How much better everything apparently is in Canada
Lady Gaga
Over 90% Of Mainstream Hollywood And The Shit They Put Out
Cosmopolitan
The Jonas Brothers
Hannah Montana
Ke$ha
Madonna (Fuck off, I said it)
Online Moderators And Administrators And The Abuse Of These Positions On Insignificant Discussion Forums
Harry Potter, the protagonist. I didn't invest 7 books worth of reading for you to STILL be a whiny bitch up until the very end where you die, then come back and defeat Voldemort in a very anti-climactic fashion.
Lady Gaga
Did I mention Lady Gaga? That's important.