I'm a Barbie Girl! In a Barb... *Cough* Sorry... Uh, Barbie Girl plays throughout the arena and quite a few people cheer, probably just fans of Aqua but they're still cheering!
Alice comes out of "The Alice Position" and onto the stage with a massive smile on his face having won his first ever wrestling match last week... And partly because he just got past round 40 on Black Ops 3 Zombies just minutes before coming out here. In fact, he was playing that half way through Billy's speech, which makes me wonder if he even has any clue as to what Ol Goat's Gruff even said. Either way, he has a microphone in his hand, so this can only go well.
Alice: Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
That was weird.
Alice: Hi everyone!
A couple of cheers... HE'S LOVED!
Alice: Uh, hey there... Billy is it? I'm sorry, I don't know who you are but I normally skip boring parts of wrestling shows so I guess I wouldn't know you... Anyway, I'm Alice... XANDER! Not ZANDER! Get it right!
I guess he did here what Billy was saying.
Alice: And what's wrong with high-fiving kids? It's fun! Look!
Alice begins to high-five kids... Bill isn't impressed.
Alice: Okay, you try!
Bill doesn't move.
Alice: Uh, okay... I guess, uh... Hey sir?
Alice points at a man in the front row who's watching the show with his son.
Alice: Can I borrow your kid?
Shockingly the father allows it... That's bad parenting right there. And Alice lifts the kid over the barricade, the kid's only like 6 years old. Alice holds the kids hand and heads to the ring, getting in and walking up to Billy.
Alice: Here, high-five... Uh, what's your name kid?
Kid: Billy.
Alice: Oh WOW! You guys have the same name! That's adorable!... Well Big Billy, give little Biilly a high-five! Go on...
Big Billy really is a heartless bastard. Alice picks the kid up so that he's face to face with big Billy.
Alice: Cmon! Look at his wittle face! He getting sad! Pwease high-five him!
Big Billy just says no.
Alice: You heartless bastard!
Big Billy's mad! He walks towards Alice and Alice drops the kid, luckily lil Billy lands on his feet and both of them try to run away and leave the ring... Lil Billy escapes and goes back to his dad but Alice gets caught by Big Billy and Billy rag dolls Alice so that both are staring each other in the eyes. Alice is crapping himself right now, and actually screams like a girl.
Alice: HELP! RAPE! RAPE! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME! I'M NOT GOOD FOR YOUR DIET! Although it looks like you stopped dieting a long time ago...
Oh for **** sake just shut up before he does eat you! Big Billy is extremely pissed right now.
@Gambino