The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

[The Viper]

I'd break up with her, she sounds like a nutcase.

See, I've hung out with her a few times and she's kinda not. At least around me. I guess when its just him and her, she can be a pain when it comes to their relationship. The stories he tells me about what she says and whenever she goes off about something gives me a damn headache. It's nuts. I personally think he can do better (even though she's pretty, she just needs to realize not all guys are the same) but that's just me.

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[Petty]

See, I've hung out with her a few times and she's kinda not. At least around me. I guess when its just him and her, she can be a pain when it comes to their relationship. The stories he tells me about what she says and whenever she goes off about something gives me a damn headache. It's nuts. I personally think he can do better (even though she's pretty, she just needs to realize not all guys are the same) but that's just me.


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How old is she? Sounds like she is just indecisive and most younger girls don't know what they want.

 

[The Great Cochrane]

Lol, there are some pretty funny stories on here. I've got tons of stories that would make your head spin, but this one is one my favs.

I met this girl while I was taking my nephew to play at a park. (Yes I exploited my nephew so I could meet some cute girls... what can I say it definitely works!) After a long conversation of talking for a while I pulled a number and started texting this girl, and as I was texting her she was sending me these texts with lots of smiley faces and letters and what not. So eventually she asked me if I wanted to go out and I agreed. When I went and picked her up she was dressed in a top with tons of cleavage, with fuck me lipstick and one of those "touch my ass" skirts (the best part were those perky tits of hers, I wanted to hold one... with my mouth). So anyways, I picked her up in my mom's Hyundai and when I picked her up it was kind of awkward cuz we didn't really say anything and I was like "Ugh... this is kinda weird" eventually I busted out some tunes and we started bumping and singing along and that seemed to lighten her up a little bit. We got to this place and we started doing all the cutesy little shit, she started feeding me and what not. Than she tells me "You know, I gotta secret to tell you" and the first thing I'm thinking is "Is this girl a transvestite, does she have a man?" cuz either of those would be a definite ptfo. She tells me "I'm a virgin" so I'm thinking "Alright I'm gonna do my best to respect this girl." So anyways I drove her back to my house and I started making out with her and what not, than we started getting into it. And this went on for a while, than on the third date she tells me "I think I love you." And in my head I'm like "Da fuck... love me?" That's way too far this early! So eventually I kinda told her in a nice way cuz I wanted to be respectful and not hurt her feelings that I didn't really feel the same way. After that.. things just kinda dissolved. She's lucky I chose to respect her, most guys just would have hit and quit it. I was about to, until she told me that.

I guess if there are any ladies reading this post, if you seriously plan on keeping yourself for marriage or somebody you REALLY love... don't dress and act like a slut.

Alex

 

[Petty]

See, this is what I mean by immature. lol, a virgin would damn sure not mention she's a virgin unless she was planning to be fucked. Personally, lol, some virgins become attached too easy and taking someone's virginity is a huge responsibility, cause you're setting the example and shit. I don't do virgins honestly.

 

[The Great Cochrane]

Yeah man, or how they automatically think that everything is small is cute.

If a guy has a small dick, I don't think any girl's gonna come up to that guy and start petting his little tadpole going "Awww, that's so cute." cuz that's just gonna hurt his pride.

 

[Petty]

I wouldn't know nothing bout that. lol

 

[The Great Cochrane]

You haven't? I took this girl that I've been seeing for the last couple of weeks to the keg, and as I was putting hot sauce on my steak she's like "Awww that bottle's so cute". Like a bottle of hot sauce... wtf? I mean I'm a pretty tolerant dude, I can even put up with a girl farting in front of me but there are some things that girls do that are just not attractive, and that's one of them.

 

[Starlight]

I was about 22 when I told him my first ex I was a virgin..he wasn't respectful and would wanna force the situation. Of course I wasn't stupid enough to just give it up lol. Smh

 

[The Great Cochrane]

I was about 22 when I told him my first ex I was a virgin..he wasn't respectful and would wanna force the situation. Of course I wasn't stupid enough to just give it up lol. Smh

That's a true lady right there!

 

[Petty]

I was about 22 when I told him my first ex I was a virgin..he wasn't respectful and would wanna force the situation. Of course I wasn't stupid enough to just give it up lol. Smh

Inexperience is no fun. I wouldn't have pushed the issue and might have deleted you're number out my phone. XD

 

[Starlight]

Lmao uh ok

 

[The Great Cochrane]

Inexperience is no fun. I wouldn't have pushed the issue and might have deleted you're number out my phone. XD

Man, you kiddin' me? Sounds to me like she's a dying breed in today's world!

 

[Petty]

Lmao uh ok

: oh you like rejection ahahahahahh

Man, you kiddin' me? Sounds to me like she's a dying breed in today's world!

Not a dying breed really. Just not my cup of tea. I prefer experience for a lot of reasons.

 

[Starlight]

Nobody likes rejection trust me, and that was a long time ago now its a different story...

 

[Petty]

Nobody likes rejection trust me, and that was a long time ago now its a different story...

Actually some people in world do. Believe it or not. And JB I don't believe you're one now. #rickyunderwoodvoice