The Douche List

[Fuji Vice]

You fuck midgets so your vote don't count

My wife is short but I wouldn't call her a midget.

 

[Wang Chung]

My wife is short but I wouldn't call her a midget.

I wasn't referring to her. You know the ones with the mannequin arms that you are so fond of. I think one called himself Gigantor.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

I fuck midgets whenever I can to be honest.

 

[Wang Chung]

I fuck midgets whenever I can to be honest.

Was any of them named Gigantor?

 

[TroyTheAverage]

It is possible, I am bad with names.

 

[Wang Chung]

Sorry man. I heard gigantor was a beast

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[Wang Chung]

Eric Holder

Our 82nd Attorney General is probably also our worst. This bastard sold guns to Mexico to see which Drug Cartel was going to use them. They were being traced. These same guns have killed 100's of our own people on the border of Mexico now. He also pardoned the Black Panther Party who was harassing voters to vote for Obama during the election or they would hurt them. I think this guys has got to be the dumbest person in any office right now.

So Holder for killing many Americans by your own stupidity and claiming you know absolutely nothing about it, when there is now email proof. You earn the Golden Douche.

 

[O-Blaze]

Alright let's get this back on track, Pork keep up the good work with the list man.

 

[Wang Chung]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Mahmoud Ahchoo I dont care what your name is. You are a complete idiot. Tell me how you think that the Holocaust did not happen when everyone else says it did, we have the pictures that show it did. There are still some old building remnants from it. You threaten every country in the world and are allowed to come into my country and give speeches to our college students.......WHY? You should not be anywhere near anything, and this whole we need the nuclear intellegance to supply our land with power is complete and utter BULLSHIT.

So Mahmoud You are given the covetted douche award.

 

[Wang Chung]

Rosanne Barr

Rosanne we liked you on your show Rosanne, no one watched that pathetic show you had on Lifetime or whatever it was as it sucked watching you and 3 other old women get drunk and talk crap about anything you want and look Blue. NOW you want to run for President of the United States with the Green Party. NO. You might serve us some laughs in the process but we don't want you as President we don't want you near that post. So Rosanne go away and now since you are doing snickers commercials you are a DOUCHE.

 

[Wang Chung]

Dr. Zaius

I watched both Planet of the Apes and Beneath Planet of the Apes because I recently watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes and this assclown was in both. He was egotistical and a sneaky son of a bitch. He wouldn't listen to reason with Taylor (Charlton Heston) and was a smarky asshole. I couldn't stand him and just wanted to punch him in the mouth in the cave when Cornelius and Zira were trying to prove themselves and he would not listen and had his ape army try to kill their little nephew. What a buttplug for that. So with this I give you Dr. Zaius the Douche award.

 

[Fuji Vice]

A classic ape douche to be sure, Dr. Zaius is easily hateable thus a great villain.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

I find it funny that Slim liked it and shared it on Facebook. VVVV

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[Postman Dave]

I find it funny that Slim liked it and shared it on Facebook. VVVV

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hahahaha, nice!

 

[CrimsonTide]

Rosanne Barr

Rosanne we liked you on your show Rosanne, no one watched that pathetic show you had on Lifetime or whatever it was as it sucked watching you and 3 other old women get drunk and talk crap about anything you want and look Blue. NOW you want to run for President of the United States with the Green Party. NO. You might serve us some laughs in the process but we don't want you as President we don't want you near that post. So Rosanne go away and now since you are doing snickers commercials you are a DOUCHE.

You had me til you put Rosanne here. Could she be worse than Bush or Obama? Doubtful. Plus Rosanne was the bomb. I still watch that show sometimes.