Entry #204
The Filthy Animalz (Konnan/Rey Misterio Jr./Juventud Guerrera/Disco Inferno/Big Vito/Paul Orndorff) vs. The Natural Born Thrillers (Mark Jindrak/Chuck Palumbo/Sean O'Haire/Mike Sanders/Johnny the Bull/Reno)
Elimination Match
WCW Fall Brawl - September 17, 2000
Speaking of not being in any condition to compete at a Fall Brawl event, fuck me this is a nasty one. A Natural Born Thrillers team takes on a Filthy Animalz and friends team. Why does it earn its spot here? For that, we'll need a bit of context. Paul Orndorff received an arm injury in a weightlifting accident in 1986. Because he was in the middle of his incredibly hot program with Hogan, he never rehabbed it until much later. This caused the injured arm to atrophy, notably being smaller than his other arm. By 1995, this had gotten bad enough that one entire side of his body was shrinking, and so he was forced into retirement. And yet, he was wheeled back out for this match. Why? Who knows? The Filthy Animalz needed a surprise, I guess.
(Housekeeping note: sources are divided on just how many people competed in this match. Some say 10, some say 12 - including the Network - and some say 14 with even Tygress getting involved. We'll ultimately never know, but I'm going for 12. Shawn Stasiak was injured and at the desk, and I
hope Tygress wasn't actually involved?)
Orndorff comes out with a towel over his head. He's over, at least. Rey vs. Jindrak starts, with Jindrak overpowering Rey. Rey slides out, chases Jindrak around the ring post, gets him tangled up, then hits a slingshot leg drop. Rey tries a springboard crossbody but Jindrak counters into a sidewalk slam and FUCK that was clean. In comes Sean O'Haire, who leapfrogs Rey, making him crash into a standing Jindrak, then powerslams him for two before Juvi breaks it up. In comes Juvi who comes in with speed. O'Haire tries to gorilla press him but Juvi slips out. Stunner by Juvi over the rope. O'Haire catches a crossbody and gives Juvi a Falcon Arrow. Jindrak tries to alley-oop Juvi into an O'Haire powerbomb but Juvi takes him out with a headscissors. This match is actually good so far.
Juvi uses a headscissors to spin out Jindrak and in comes Vito, who comes in with power. Disco blind tags in, though, and gets a clothesline for two. Another sidewalk slam from Jindrak, O'Haire is in now, they both leapfrog Disco before Jindrak dropkicks him. O'Haire superkicks Disco but Rey comes in with a cheeky little kick. Neckbreaker by Disco. Konnan in now with his cool and very over rolling clothesline, and a facebuster. O'Haire stops Konnan in his tracks with a low clothesline. Konnan cleans up the Thrillers' corner while Disco interferes against O'Haire... but Disco gives the Chartbuster to Konnan by mistake! There's the first elimination.
Now Johnny the Bull vs. Disco. Someone's trying to start a "Disco Sucks" chant... yep. Johnny spinebusters Disco so hard his hat falls off, but misses a top rope leg drop. Vito refuses to tag Disco... so does everyone else. They hate him. That popped me. In comes Reno, and a Roll of the Dice ends Disco. I wish we'd gotten an instant replay, just so we could see how Reno's ill-advised ponytail swings as he does that move.
Vito/Reno staredown. Remember that storyline where Vito and Reno were feuding because Reno was dating Vito's sister? Then it turned out both were brothers? So we got an incest angle in WCW, back when Vince was trying his hardest to make one in WWF. Vito downs Reno with a Mafia Kick. Palumbo enters, tries to put on the Torture Rack, but Vito hits a spinning DDT for a pin that Johnny has to break up. Orndorff passes Vito a stickball bat and threatens Reno with it, but Reno ducks and Vito takes a kendo stick shot from the Thrillers' corner. One Roll of the Dice later, and it's 6-3. "If this turns into a 6-on-1 with Tygress, it wouldn't be the first" -Mark Madden. Wait, so Tygress is in the match? Filthy Animalz go for a team talk.
Juvi comes in with more pace, god I wish he'd been more reliable around this time, he was great. Top rope spin kick, Rey tags in, they double team Reno, Juvi hits a Juvi Driver, and Rey delivers a top rope Jeff Hardy-type crotch double leg drop (please tell me that specific move has a name) to take out Reno. Jindrak and O'Haire whip Juvi and Rey into each other and Rey rolls out. Juvi hits a top rope dropkick on O'Haire, then goes for a springboard crossbody but Jindrak and O'Haire catch him and give him Snake Eyes to the railing! Then they give him a double hip toss over the ropes into the ring! That's AWESOME. Seanton Bomb finishes Juvi (though I thought Rey was the legal man?) and it's 5-2.
Orndorff comes in, doing his best at a hot tag, and fuck me, his right arm and leg look wrong. It's like he was made of two different people. Orndorff clashes two heels' heads, hits Jindrak with an atomic drop, and then an elbow drop with the atrophied arm on O'Haire. Johnny the Bull whacks him with a kendo stick to the spine. No DQ called. Orndorff goes for his own stick shots and then his signature spike piledriver to take out Johnny. Jindrak and O'Haire come in to attack Orndorff. Jindrak goes for a springboard crossbody off his partner, but Orndorff ducks and Jindrak wipes out. O'Haire shows his athleticism. Orndorff fits a high knee, ducks Jindrak again, goes for the piledriver again... and collapses. He's not moving. O'Haire pins him quick for the elimination.
Rey and Tygress try to fight with O'Haire and Jindrak to a bit - including two Bronco Busters to Jindrak... Madden suggests a face full of Tygress could revive Orndorff. Facebuster to Sanders, and then to O'Haire, all around the referees trying to check on Orndorff. The match is eventually called off as EMTs need to intervene. We'll find out that he suffered a stinger trying to give that piledriver.
A man was nearly paralysed, all because you had to wheel him out into the ring for the sake of a surprise. Fuck. Such a great match, turned into a frightening one. I can't not include it here.