If X were a Title: tracking the lineage of some strange stipulations

[Grimoire Lenin]

Fucking Edge owns the world.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

I got one:

Who owns the WWF following the Ladder Match between Steve Austin vs. Vince & Shane?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Fuck Elias

So, not only does the person who eliminates him from the tournament become best in the world, they get closer to, or WIN the IC Title.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Here's one that I'm technically not repeating, because the person who posted the thread went by the rule that it must be defended in one-on-one matches only. I've got no problem with exchanging a title in triple threats, on the other hand, so...
Who currently has the right to date Stephanie McMahon?

Spoiler: Who holds the right to date Stephanie?

1999-08-22 Test - beats Shane McMahon in a Greenwich Street Fight at WWF SummerSlam, hence getting Shane's blessing to date his sister.
1999-08-28 Big Boss Man - beats Test at a WWF live event
1999-09-07 British Bulldog - beats Boss Man on WWF SmackDown
1999-09-26 Triple H - beats Bulldog, Rock, Kane, Mankind, and Big Show in a Six-Pack Challenge at WWF Unforgiven
1999-11-14 Big Show - beats HHH and Rock in a Triple Threat match at WWF Survivor Series
2000-01-03 Triple H (2) - beats Big Show on WWF Raw
2000-03-14 The Godfather - beats HHH on WWF SmackDown
2000-04-04 Big Show (2) - beats Godfather on WWF SmackDown
2000-04-22 Triple H (3) - beats Big Show at a WWF live event
2000-04-30 The Rock - beats HHH at WWF Backlash
2000-05-15 Chris Benoit - beats Rock in a Submission match on WWF Raw
2000-06-20 Rikishi - beats Benoit on WWF SmackDown
2000-06-25 Kurt Angle - beats Rikishi at WWF King of the Ring
2000-06-26 The Rock (2) - beats Angle and HHH in a Triple Threat match on WWF Raw
2000-08-15 Triple H (4) - beats Rock on WWF SmackDown
2000-08-20 The Undertaker - beats HHH at a WWF live event
2000-09-24 The Rock (3) - beats Taker, Benoit, and Kane in a Fatal Four-Way match at WWF Unforgiven
2000-10-22 Kurt Angle (2) - beats Rock in a No Disqualification match at WWF No Mercy
2001-02-25 The Rock (4) - beats Angle at WWF No Way Out
2001-02-06 Big Show (3) - beats Rock and Angle in a Triple Threat match on WWF Raw
2001-03-19 Raven - beats Big Show on WWF Raw
2001-04-01 Kane - beats Raven and Big Show in a Triple Threat match at WWF WrestleMania X-Seven
2001-04-17 Rhyno - beats Kane on WWF SmackDown
2001-05-21 Big Show (4) - beats Rhyno on WWF Raw
2001-05-28 Chris Jericho - beats Big Show at WWF Raw
2001-06-03 Steve Austin - beats Jericho at a WWF live event
2001-09-04 Rob Van Dam - beats Austin on WWF SmackDown
2001-09-10 Kurt Angle (3) - beats RVD on WWF Raw
2001-10-02 Rob Van Dam (2) - beats Angle on WWF SmackDown
2001-10-09 Chris Jericho (2) - beats RVD on WWF SmackDown
[2001-10-21 Jericho beats Rock at WWF No Mercy, unifying the right to date Stephanie with the leather jacket, and adding it to the massive ball of stuff won by...]
2011-01-31 Edge (7) - beats Miz on WWE Raw

Just an update on the stuff Edge has: a minor harem (Stephanie McMahon and Judy Bagwell), a son, Olympic wrestling gold, a bottle of long-expired Viagra, and an oversized leather jacket.

I sense a theme coming on.

 

[Chris]

Edge is the most decorated wrestler in history

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Man, whoever beats Edge next will be walking out with a lot of good shit.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Okay, thanks again to @Chris for this one:
Who is the sole rightful owner of WWE?

Spoiler: Who holds WWE?

1999-06-27 Vince McMahon - Steve Austin fails to beat Vince and Shane in a handicap ladder match at WWF King of the Ring; therefore, Vince retains control of his company
1999-12-12 Triple H - beats Vince in a No Holds Barred match at WWF Armageddon
1999-12-26 The Rock - beats HHH at a WWF live event
2000-02-01 Kurt Angle - beats Rock and Tazz in a Triple Threat match on WWF SmackDown
2000-03-28 The Rock (2) - beats Angle on WWF SmackDown
2000-04-02 Triple H (2) - beats Rock, Mankind, and Steve Austin in a Four-Way Elimination match at WWF WrestleMania 2000
2000-04-17 Chris Jericho - beats HHH on WWF Raw
2000-05-06 Eddie Guerrero - beats Jericho at WWF Insurrextion
2000-06-25 Val Venis - beats Guerrero at WWF King of the Ring
2000-06-25 Rikishi - beats Venis at WWF King of the Ring
2000-06-25 Kurt Angle (2) - beats Rikishi at WWF King of the Ring
[with this, King Angle unifies ownership of WWE with the right to date Stephanie, and hence, it ends up with...]
2011-01-31 Edge (7) - beats Miz on WWE Raw

Add to the list of things Edge has won: the whole company.

For the record, if Vince would have let Shane defend it, he'd have lost it to Test at SummerSlam 99 and the result would have been the same.

 

[Chris]

That was Grim's suggestion, I dont like this "all smods look the same to me" thing

 

[Leon TrotSky]

That was Grim's suggestion, I dont like this "all smods look the same to me" thing

Take comfort in this: Sami Zayn will have the opportunity to claim the title of Best in the World when he gets his rematch for the title he never lost

 

[Hidden Blaze]

At this point it has to be Triple H who puts Edge down, yeah?

 

[Chris]

At this point it has to be Triple H who puts Edge down, yeah?

If he knew about this he 100% would book him to go over Edge coming back this year makes this all so much better too

 

[Hidden Blaze]

If he knew about this he 100% would book him to go over Edge coming back this year makes this all so much better too

It really does, because now all this shit just gonna get passed around.

I need Edge to also get that best in the world claim.


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[Leon TrotSky]

Thanks @Chris for this fairly short one. It's our first women's investigation.
Who rightfully holds the services of Brie Bella?

Spoiler: Who holds Brie?

2014-10-26 Nikki Bella - beats Brie at WWE Hell in a Cell, in a match where the loser becomes the winner's personal assistant.
2014-11-12 AJ Lee - beats Nikki and Paige in a Triple Threat match at a WWE live event
2014-11-23 Nikki Bella (2) - beats AJ at WWE Survivor Series
2015-01-05 Natalya - beats Nikki on WWE Raw
2015-01-16 Nikki Bella (3) - beats Natalya at a WWE live event
2015-03-10 Naomi - beats Nikki on WWE Main Event
2015-04-14 Nikki Bella (4) - beats Naomi at a WWE live event
2015-08-17 Sasha Banks - beats Nikki on WWE Raw
2015-08-18 Brie Bella - beats Sasha and Becky Lynch in a Triple Threat match on WWE SmackDown
2015-08-31 Charlotte Flair - beats Brie in a Beat The Clock match on WWE Raw
2015-11-24 Brie Bella (2) - beats Charlotte on WWE Main Event
2015-11-30 Sasha Banks (2) - beats Brie on WWE Raw
2016-04-03 Charlotte Flair (2) - beats Sasha and Becky Lynch in a Triple Threat match at WWE WrestleMania 32
2016-05-09 Paige - beats Charlotte on WWE Raw
2016-05-17 Dana Brooke - beats Paige on WWE SmackDown
2016-06-07 Becky Lynch - beats Brooke on WWE SmackDown
2016-06-21 Dana Brooke (2) - beats Becky on WWE SmackDown
2016-07-09 Sasha Banks (3) - beats Brooke at a WWE live event
2016-08-21 Charlotte Flair (3) - beats Sasha at WWE SummerSlam
2016-08-27 Bayley - beats Charlotte at a WWE live event
2016-09-12 Sasha Banks (4) - beats Bayley and Dana Brooke in a Triple Threat match on WWE Raw
2016-09-25 Charlotte Flair (4) - beats Sasha and Becky in a Triple Threat match at WWE Clash of Champions
2016-10-03 Sasha Banks (5) - beats Charlotte on WWE Raw
2016-10-30 Charlotte Flair (5) - beats Sasha in a Hell in a Cell match at WWE Hell in a Cell
2016-11-28 Sasha Banks (6) - beats Charlotte in a Falls Count Anywhere match on WWE Raw
2016-12-18 Charlotte Flair (6) - beats Sasha in a 30-Minute Iron Man match at WWE Roadblock
2016-12-19 Bayley (2) - beats Charlotte on WWE Raw
2016-12-26 Charlotte Flair (7) - beats Bayley on WWE Raw
2017-02-13 Bayley (3) - beats Charlotte on WWE Raw
2017-03-06 Sasha Banks (7) - beats Bayley on WWE Raw
2017-04-02 Bayley (4) - beats Sasha, Charlotte, and Nia Jax in a Fatal Four-Way Elimination match at WWE WrestleMania 33
2017-04-30 Alexa Bliss - beats Bayley at WWE Payback
2017-07-17 Bayley (5) - beats Alexa on WWE Raw
2017-09-22 Alexa Bliss (2) - beats Bayley, Sasha, and Mickie James in a Fatal Four-Way match at a WWE live event
2017-11-19 Charlotte Flair (8) - beats Alexa at WWE Survivor Series
2018-03-20 Natalya (2) - beats Charlotte on WWE SmackDown
2018-04-03 Charlotte Flair (9) - beats Natalya on WWE SmackDown
2018-04-10 Carmella - beats Charlotte on WWE SmackDown
2018-07-24 Becky Lynch (2) - beats Carmella on WWE SmackDown
2018-08-19 Charlotte Flair (10) - beats Becky and Carmella in a Triple Threat match at WWE SummerSlam
2018-09-16 Becky Lynch (3) - beats Charlotte at WWE Hell in a Cell
2018-12-16 Asuka - beats Becky and Charlotte in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match at WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
2019-02-19 Mandy Rose - beats Asuka on WWE SmackDown
2019-03-03 Naomi (2) - beats Mandy at a WWE live event
2019-03-05 Mandy Rose (2) - beats Naomi on WWE SmackDown
2019-03-09 Asuka (2) - beats Mandy at a WWE live event
2019-03-26 Charlotte Flair (11) - beats Asuka on WWE SmackDown
2019-04-07 Becky Lynch (4) - beats Charlotte and Ronda Rousey in a Triple Threat match at WWE WrestleMania 35
2019-05-19 Charlotte Flair (12) - beats Becky at WWE Money in the Bank
2019-05-19 Bayley (6) - beats Charlotte at WWE Money in the Bank
2019-06-25 Nikki Cross - beats Bayley on WWE SmackDown
2019-07-02 Bayley (7) - beats Cross on WWE SmackDown
2019-10-06 Charlotte Flair (13) - beats Bayley at WWE Hell in a Cell
2019-10-11 Bayley (8) - beats Charlotte on WWE SmackDown
2019-11-24 Shayna Baszler - beats Bayley and Becky in a Triple Threat match at WWE Survivor Series
2019-12-18 Rhea Ripley - beats Baszler on WWE NXT
2020-03-26 Charlotte Flair (14) - beats Rhea at WWE WrestleMania 36
2020-05-12 Bayley (9) - beats Charlotte on WWE SmackDown
2020-07-03 Asuka (3) - beats Bayley on WWE Raw
2020-08-23 Bayley (10) - beats Asuka at WWE SummerSlam
2020-10-25 Sasha Banks (8) - beats Bayley in a Hell in a Cell match at WWE Hell in a Cell
2021-04-10 Bianca Belair - beats Sasha at WWE WrestleMania 37
2021-08-21 Becky Lynch (5) - beats Belair at WWE SummerSlam
2021-09-17 Bianca Belair (2) - beats Lynch on WWE SmackDown (dark)
2021-09-19 Becky Lynch (6) - beats Belair at a WWE live event
2021-10-15 Sasha Banks (9) - beats Lynch on WWE SmackDown
2021-10-16 Charlotte Flair (15) - beats Banks, Belair and Ripley in a Fatal Four-Way match at a WWE live event
2021-11-12 Sasha Banks (10) - beats Charlotte on WWE SmackDown (dark)
2021-11-20 Charlotte Flair (16) - beats Sasha at a WWE live event
2021-11-21 Becky Lynch (7) - beats Charlotte at WWE Survivor Series
2021-12-10 Sasha Banks (11) - beats Becky, Charlotte, and Bianca in a Fatal Four-Way match on WWE SmackDown (dark)
2021-12-11 Charlotte Flair (17) - beats Sasha at a WWE live event
2022-05-09 Ronda Rousey - beats Charlotte in an I Quit match at WWE WrestleMania Backlash
2022-07-02 Liv Morgan - beats Rousey at WWE Money in the Bank
2022-10-08 Ronda Rousey (2) - beats Liv at WWE Extreme Rules
2022-12-30 Charlotte Flair (18) - beats Ronda on WWE SmackDown
2023-04-01 Rhea Ripley (2) - beats Charlotte at WWE WrestleMania 39
2024-08-03 Liv Morgan (2) - beats Rhea at WWE SummerSlam

Charlotte's reign list is an ever-extending record!

(edited 2024-10 for OP cleanup)

Remind me to do EC's "commissioner of WCW" idea next.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Sure beats Edge fucking having her.

 

[Chris]

I knew it woulda been Charlotte I just forgot Bayley beat her on SMackDown