I got bit by a *$&$% SPIDER!!!

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And it really hurt, not to mention I now have a nice chunk of flesh missing from my hand and the bite area is all red and nasty. I cannot believe a little house spider could cause that much damage.

Anyone else here ever been bitten by a spider or something else?
 

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I was bit by a spider once. It hurt and put me out for a couple of days. I noticed all kinds of weird things after I woke up too. I had super sensitive hearing and I could climb walls and shoot webs out of my wrist. Eventually I started fighting crime and wore a red and blue suit.

But for real, yeah I have. Hurt like hell. I had to go to the doctor and get a shot and shit. The area was red and nasty where the bite mark was and swollen.
 

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I was bit by a spider once. It hurt and put me out for a couple of days. I noticed all kinds of weird things after I woke up too. I had super sensitive hearing and I could climb walls and shoot webs out of my wrist. Eventually I started fighting crime and wore a red and blue suit.

But for real, yeah I have. Hurt like hell. I had to go to the doctor and get a shot and shit. The area was red and nasty where the bite mark was and swollen.

I just realized I can now climb the walls and I hear things a lot better. Pretty cool.

But yeah, its a nasty little bite. Don't think I'll need to go to the doc for it, unless it gets worse.
 

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U sure it wasn't a brown recluse? Look up untreated brown recluse spiderbites.

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My grandfather (Harold J. Spider) was a spider and I have Spider AIDS. One word of advice - women do not like getting a web on their face if you know what I mean.
 

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Nope, it definitely doesn't look like that. Thanks for the images though.
 

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Nope, it definitely doesn't look like that. Thanks for the images though.

Hey just looking out for you. As troy dropped the ball

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Spider Vice has a ring to it and with your super hearing I bet you heard it first lol.
 

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Never had a spider bite before and I hope I never will cus from what you guys say it seems like they fucking hurt.
 

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I used to get bit by em all the time. Used to install sattelites and had to run cable under houses and in attics and shit. Used to get bit atleast once a week. Most are fine, every now and then you're get a big dose or infection, just keep cleaning it.
 

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Fuck dude, that sucks. I'm pretty afraid of spiders so this would freak me out even if one just got on me!
 

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I once had, i think it was a spider, but something bite me on my leg when i was at a festival, had also had some midge bites (which im allergic to) and sun burn. My leg proceeds to swell up and turn purple, got infected, get prescribed antibiotics by welfare doctors, take them......allergic to them as well, that was an awesome time

The purple leg helped me pull though, nothing like sympathy sex in a tent
 

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That sounds absolutely shitty. But then again, you did get sympathy sex so it can't be all that bad.