Just thinking out loud: Jeff Hardy and Super Crazy Vs. London and Kendrick. Want excitement? There you go.
But no, instead it's always HHH Vs. Cena, or HHH Vs. Orton. But oh, HHH Vs. Cena Vs. Orton, now THAT'S a real shocker! What else is gonna be so vastly different? Is... omigosh... is HHH gonna turn HEEL?1 Omigosh omigosh, a HEEL HHH?! UNIMAGINABLE! And and and... omigaaaawwwd... IS HBK GONNA SUPERKICK HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER AT THE END OF HIS MATCH?! THAT WOULD BE THE BIGGEST SHOCKER OF THE CENTURY OMIGOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHH BETTER HYPE THAT, IT HAS NEVER (NEVER) NEVER (NEVER) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRR HAPPENED! Andandandand... will Cena... oh please God please... will Cena be beaten down in every RAW up until the PPV, give an inspirational speech on the RAW prior to the PPV, and then go to win, and then from then on he is able to absolutely godfuck SQUASH his PPV opponent?! THAT. WOULD. BE. SO. UNIQUE!!!
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Yes, we want something different, is that so unbelievable? Nobody said HHH can't be at WM24, or Cena, but maybe, just maybe, they could be in some kind of feud NOT involving the title! And maybe, just maybe, someone NEW could be pushed and NOT be buried instantly, so that if Cena and/or HHH are injured RAW doesn't grind to a goddamn halt in terms of storylines because they just lost everything they put any effort into. But I guess giving the fans something knew and exciting isn't WWE's style anymore. Monday Night RAW, the WWE, sports entertainment, entertainment entertainment, the state of Florida, the country of the United States, the Western Hemisphere, the planet Earth, the Heavens above, the galaxies, the crab nebula, the universe itself, will never (never) never (never) NEVER (NEVER) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEERRRRR BE DIFFERENT AGAIN-AH!!
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