'Ghostbuster' arrested for conducting exorcism with penis

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Global Times said:
A self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.

A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.

Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.
Wow, you've got to give this guy credit for trying. Before I was married I'd just buy a girl a few drinks and hope for the best; he managed to convince her she had to fuck him to get rid of ghosts in her vagina!
 

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I'm bursting out in laughter over that headline. Holy shit. This story is too damn good. I hope more people are this brave.
 

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holy crap, now that's a chat up line!
 

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Bill Murray would never get arrested for this shit.
 

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Was it Dan Aykroyd?

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Was it Dan Aykroyd?

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Though not an actual Ghostbuster, can we guess that this is how Rick Moranis has been living his life since disappearing? Undercover Asian, who would've guessed!
 

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Damn I knew I would get caught.

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