E-fed Memory Lane

[Pete]

It really depends on how the women's division is run and how the divas are controlled really. Cause there are some that just bore the shit out of me. Like really I read it and then I leave cause I have to take a shit cause it bored it right out of me

Mainly cause guys playing the diva characters normally play them one way... however they see them on TV so they are either ditzy, blonde, not too smart, giggly, or whatever. Jacqui is a little different but honestly not far off from the typical diva. She is more like a Lita. No real individuals cause nobody wants to really take the time to create a unique character with a very unique background.

I was going for female Stone Cold/CM Punk. And yeah, Lita. As far as ditzy, giggly, blonde divas...glad you didn't meet Brandi.

Pete, you wanna' tell him about Ms. Weathersby?

I just did

I remember when I joined ACW and I was like boy I hope this one doesn't fail.

So do I. Whose fault was it though? Ours? I don't think so.

 

[Weez]

Ah Memories.

I was writing for a roleplay fed and ended up writing a Midget on a Pole match. Very sexual, offensive, lewd and...pretty much reeked of win.

I had a tag team match I was set to write, and mid-RP, the guy decides to kill off one of hi faction members..one of the members of that tag team. He PM'd me and told me he hated the character and was going to introduce a new character the next week for his faction. So, I decided to have a little fun with it, had him come down, obviously dead, in a wheelchair, "Freebird Rule" the match with another of his faction-mates, and have a "Weekend at Bernie's" angle run thru the match. Best.Match.Ever.

Yeah, we had fun on EWO, as long as you didn't play a chick character

 

[Andrew]

Holy shit... Weez.

Where you been dude? I remember you in ETW!

 

[Rated R Superstar]

BAW stood for Bad Ass Wrestling. It was mostly a hardcore wrestling show, so basically ECW. One character I will never forget, he literally just called himself Fred, nothing else. He was as insane as they come, and more. This was gross, but at one point, in the middle of an extremely important match he started to masturbate, in the middle of the ring. He went on to be the champion after that. It was quite.... Interesting to read.

 

[Chris]

Pete, RRS, either of you remember that RP I wrote for the Rumble about McMichaels taking a shit? LOL, and it actually got a decently high grade, like a 17/26 or whatever was the max points.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Is it in the Archives? If so I'll have to read that, I really stopped paying attention to the Royal Rumble after my last RP.

 

[Andy]

Christopher McMichaels is seen sitting in his locker room minutes before the Royal Rumble match is set to start. He is wearing his orange wrestling tights, black boots and black elbow pads that he had on for his match with Kaval earlier in the night. So many things had happened since then. He had received unwelcomed visits from both Sting and CM Punk and had been attacked by the monster known as Kane. And in the middle of all this he received some very crucial advice from The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. But now it was time for his crowning moment, he was going to win the Royal Rumble match and become the first WWF Champion. He gets up and Heads towards the door, but then he feels a sharp pain in his stomach.

Christopher: "Oh S**t!"

Oh s**t was right. He rushed to the bathroom locker room and sat down on the toilet. He felt relief in his stomach as the poop slowly slid out of his rectum. But just as he though he was done and he reached out for the toilet paper he felt the pain again and this time it was worse. It seemed that he would be here for a while, there was no way he could compete like this. He decided he would have to try and get it all out now so he could get to the Rumble match. With one big push a huge grunt, flatulence and feces excape from his behind as he sits there. It seems as though he will compete in the rumble after all.

EOS
Points to McMichaels
Hmmm I'm really considering televising this but nah!


Nick gave it this score:

Word Count: 1/1
Quality: 5/10
Creativity: 8/10
Relativity: 3/5 (afterall, you did mention Kaval and what not.)
Bonus: 0/2

Total: 18/26

 

[Chris]

LEGENDARY! Thank you, Andy.

Worth noting that I only wrote that because there was already no chance for me to win the match and I posted it just a couple minutes before the deadline.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

That, has to be the most brilliant roleplay I have ever seen. How many RP's were in PWA about someone having to take a shit.

 

[Chris]

That, has to be the most brilliant roleplay I have ever seen. How many RP's were in PWA about someone having to take a shit.

Um, I'm pretty sure it was just the one.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

No... There were a couple, I did one with the Brothers of Steel.

 

[Slim]

18/26 points for that? Yeah that point system is severely flawed.

 

[Chris]

18/26 points for that? Yeah that point system is severely flawed.

Haha, I thought the same...which is why when I came into power a few months later, it changed a good bit. Nick even said that rating system was terrible, and always talked about changing it, but he never did.

 

[Slim]

Haha, I thought the same...which is why when I came into power a few months later, it changed a good bit. Nick even said that rating system was terrible, and always talked about changing it, but he never did.

So is this the famous rating system that Andy has been talking about implementing for months on end?

Cause seriously... it just sucks.

 

[Chris]

So is this the famous rating system that Andy has been talking about implementing for months on end?

Cause seriously... it just sucks.

I don't know which one Andy's referring to, but no probably not this one. He's probably talking about the one I implemented which was graded on a scale of 37 (38?) instead of 26 and was much better.