Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

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maybe try what I say, before assuming it would result in getting your arse kicked
If I wanted to get beaten down by a crowd of women, then maybe I'll consider it. Until then, I'll resume using em conventional methods. Oh and I live with 7 people. 3 guys (including me) 4 females. I'd know better than you.
 

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I've been saying for a year now he had a horse shoe up his ass well I pulled that son of a bitch out and I beat him over the head with it. WOOOOO!
 

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If I wanted to get beaten down by a crowd of women, then maybe I'll consider it. Until then, I'll resume using em conventional methods. Oh and I live with 7 people. 3 guys (including me) 4 females. I'd know better than you.
yeah, but are you getting anywhere with them

people say I embaraas them on nights out with my loud and proud attitude, I talk about wrestling loudly, i dont give a shit.

but come the ned of the night, do any of these lads who themselves seriously get anywhere? do they fuck
 

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yeah, but are you getting anywhere with them

people say I embaraas them on nights out with my loud and proud attitude, I talk about wrestling loudly, i dont give a shit.

but come the ned of the night, do any of these lads who themselves seriously get anywhere? do they fuck
I don't need their entertainment. If you need women to entertain yourself, you're pathetic and should look into a social hospital. K.
 

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I don't need their entertainment. If you need women to entertain yourself, you're pathetic and should look into a social hospital. K.
yeah yeah

just because you aint getting any lad
 

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I'm gonna drink a coors light thats a Coors light because bud light won't pay me nothing. Who knows maybe I'll go get on top of my wife tonight.
 

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I'm gonna drink a coors light thats a Coors light because bud light won't pay me nothing. Who knows maybe I'll go get on top of my wife tonight.
why are you randomly quoting Brock's frank mir promo?
 

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lol @ people getting butthurt
 
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What I like the most is, I'm nerdy, I'm skinny, I'm straight edge and I'm a brony who plays Yu-gi-oh! by that Logic, I should have 0% pussy, but I've done more stuff with ladies than you would even begin to think xD!

Just be yourself, because it works.
 

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What I like the most is, I'm nerdy, I'm skinny, I'm straight edge and I'm a brony who plays Yu-gi-oh! by that Logic, I should have 0% pussy, but I've done more stuff with ladies than you would even begin to think xD!
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Being a nerd is a good thing actually. Skinny and straight egge though?, trust me the women dont want that in their beds. I cannot believe you get fanny
I wish there was advice like this for the single ladies like me. But, according to Dat Kid, all I have to do is make a sandwich.
all women have to do is stay in shape, and be less forward.

i get pussy shaking their rumps on me all the time, a bit more relaxed please ladies.
 

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Being a nerd is a good thing actually. Skinny and straight egge though?, trust me the women dont want that in their beds. I cannot believe you get fanny

all women have to do is stay in shape, and be less forward.

i get pussy shaking their rumps on me all the time, a bit more relaxed please ladies.
I`m a nerd and I`m Straight Edge and I have a GF
 

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I`m a nerd and I`m Straight Edge and I have a GF
good lad on being a bit nerdy

but get a pint down you lad, the women love the booze. that is a home truth you need to hear