Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

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another few things lads.

dont stop a women being a women. these killjoys will tell you that women do not like ironing shirts or doing the cooking, but they do.

also, careers. now a lad who was strappingly handsome I knew got turned down for working in a supermarket once, that is the excpetion (he looks like dwight scrute for the record, another look you pretty boy pussies should look into)

women dont care about what job you do, as long as you take her down the boozer and give her a bit of slap and tickle, she is golden
 
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another few things lads.

dont stop a women being a women. these killjoys will tell you that women do not like ironing shirts or doing the cooking, but they do.

also, careers. now a lad who was strappingly handsome I knew got turned down for working in a supermarket once, that is the excpetion (he looks like dwight scrute for the record, another look you pretty boy pussies should look into)

women dont care about what job you do, as long as you take her down the boozer and give her a bit of slap and tickle, she is golden
I hope some nice women ram you with a car. That way you get a tap.
 

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I hope some nice women ram you with a car. That way you get a tap.
oh trust me there lad, I get more than a tap. full on arse in crotch, sometimes 3 in a night.

A laugh at your friverlous jokes
 

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oh trust me there lad, I get more than a tap. full on arse in crotch, sometimes 3 in a night.

A laugh at your friverlous jokes
I feel sorry for whichever buzzard is forced to have you as their gigolo.

Also you fucking suck at spelling.
 

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alright lad, you have had a lot to say, lets have a look at your image
I don't take pictures. I can give you pictures of other Asians I know. Bunch of idiots think it's me when it's just some random Asians I know.

On a tablet ATM so can't do that.
 

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I don't take pictures. I can give you pictures of other Asians I know. Bunch of idiots think it's me when it's just some random Asians I know.

On a tablet ATM so can't do that.
I think you are lilly livered.
 

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would someone awkward be handing out advice

yep yep, kiss it
 

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Why is this turning into an episode of the Tyra Show?

Chill.
 

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You hand out ways to get your arse kicked. I wouldn't call that advice.
maybe try what I say, before assuming it would result in getting your arse kicked