Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

[Tgmiveld]

Shh smurf.

Alright, what you want to do is admit that you listen to boy bands circa 1999 (when you were 13) and that you want to find a guy who is likeminded with interests in things he also pretends to be ashamed of. You now need to shave your chesticles, bring kleenex and eyedrops (lubricant) and paint your eyes to look like your favorite star from the wonder years, Marilyn Manson.

Now when this is done, just google backstreet boys; dress the opposite and ask him to tell you what to do now, when he wants you back.

Manson was not in Wondr Years, it was a rumor vreated by the media

Happy days already done the first part.

Going the boozer tomorrow, or later depending on your pov.

Will get my thesaurus out before hand. Can't promise on the NIN though Ozzy is about as heavy as i get,.

OZZY is too mainstream, the footy louts know who he is. NIN will set you aside from them, make you seem smarter.

Anytime you are down the boozer you are not a loser, its the heart of a mans life

 

[Muur]

I will be sure to use this information in the future.

 

[Tgmiveld]

I will be sure to use this information in the future.

good lad

just remember, the booze

 

[Grams and Ounces]

good lad

just remember, the booze

It works