Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

[Tgmiveld]

Another quick point, do not be afraid to insult women, they love an alpha male

I have called women "wrenches" and one of my chat up lines was "your fanny is so tight, we will have to get the council in to open it up". worked a charm

 

[Tgmiveld]

I get laid all the time and don't follow most of what this guys says.....but I love it.

no need to be so ego-manical

 

[edge4ever]

no need to be so ego-manical

lol ditto my friend. just giving some advice back.

 

[Crankdeer]

I need advice. If I poop and don't wipe
before I go out to the clubs, will that attract the fanny?

 

[edge4ever]

I need advice. If I poop and don't wipe
before I go out to the clubs, will that attract the fanny?

that'll attract my mother.

 

[Crankdeer]

that'll attract my mother.

gud

 

[edge4ever]

gud

oh you'll like her, too. she's a whore

 

[Tgmiveld]

I need advice. If I poop and don't wipe
before I go out to the clubs, will that attract the fanny?

dont be vacous

listen lad, I am trying to help you out here. you look as soft as bieber, just look back at the pics of some of images I have posted, roughen yourself up a bit

 

[edge4ever]

dont be vacous

listen lad, I am trying to help you out here. you look as soft as bieber, just look back at the pics of some of images I have posted, roughen yourself up a bit

I actually agree with this. Having a rough, badass look does help you bone many a women. Being a mix of rough yet nice is key.

 

[Crankdeer]

dont be vacous

listen lad, I am trying to help you out here. you look as soft as bieber, just look back at the pics of some of images I have posted, roughen yourself up a bit

Lol. Listen brother, you need to get your pecker wet before you go giving advice to people who know a thing or two about the opposite sex. That's my advice to you.

 

[Nero_x3]

I can't determine if the OP is autistic or possibly gay. I can't determine it fairly without an unbiased judgment. This calls for @Jwabtista.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

I can't determine if the OP is autistic or possibly gay. I can't determine it fairly without an unbiased judgment. This calls for @Jwabtista.

Why are you contacting Jwab to decide if he is gay? Contact @JohnnyAceFan

 

[Nero_x3]

Why are you contacting Jwab to decide if he is gay? Contact @JohnnyAceFan

Jwab's previous name tells me he's the man to judge this.

 

[Tumbas' #1 Fan]

Jwab's previous name tells me he's the man to judge this.

It was you who changed my name!

 

[Tumbas' #1 Fan]

But yes, I think the OP might be Blue or gay.