Cider or beer for me. I got some embarrassing stores when drunk, I guess I'll share one. First time I was really drunk, was around 16. Was at a mates house party and badly needed a shit... Now, if I was sober I woulda waited till I went home, because my house was was literally a 2 minute walk away, but I was desperate, so I went for a shit at the house. I come to wiping my ass, and then the toilet paper runs out. Looking everywhere I cannot seem to find any new rolls, so after remember a story about Indian's cleaning their backsides with their hands instead of using paper, I precede to do this. Of course, it sounds disgusting but i didn't just totally wipe it straight I used water and shit, and then once done I washed my hands for like 2 minutes with warm soap and stuff.... Yeah, it was disgusting, but I was pissed, and I think I washed up well, and it was a lot better idea than just to leave my ass unwiped at a party.....