Above You Thread

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

Finish Mass Effect 1 as fast as you can. Mass Effect 2 is the most epic, unbelievable gaming experience possible. It's almost beyond reality.

Should get on that. Renegade all the way man, renegade all the way.

When standing at the Grand Canyon someone asked Chuck Norris how to go across and he replied get a tight rope. When he did Chuck Norris pulled the Canyon together.

How are the new episodes of 30 Rock? I didn't watch any after the one where Donaghy was looking for a new apprentice since his fiance didn't want him hanging around Lemon anymore.

 

[Don Draper]

The episodes have been really good, last weeks was funny where Jack suggests Liz see a shrink to talk about her relationship problems. I lol'd when Jack told her "I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with"

 

[Kylie]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (It's an oldie, but I still like it. )

 

[Kingslayer]

Chuck Norris once went into the drive thru at Taco Bell and demanded a 20 layer bean burrito. After several hours of crafting the burrito to suit him just right, the strength was so potent that it caused Chuck Norris to fart for the first time in his life. The ensuing blast has since become known as Hurricane Katrina.

 

[Don Draper]

Chuck Norris once made a snowman... out of rain.

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

Should know I'm repulsed that the rap discussion thread has more replies than the Rock/Metal thread.

 

[Don Draper]

Is a bigger fan of rock than rap apparently.

 

[Kingslayer]

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[Don Draper]

Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

Is a bigger fan of rock than rap apparently.

It's not a bad genre and I do enjoy it, but yeah what you said in a nutshell.

 

[Don Draper]

Chuck Norris can play the saxophone...while holding his breath.

 

[Crippler]

Chuck Norris beats females.

 

[Phenomenal1]

Chuck Norris is Santa Claus (Christmas season, BAZINGA)

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

Follows wrestling closely, somehow I don't have the drive to...say like I did two years ago. It's just gotten old somehow.

 

[The Flash]

Is offline.