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  1. Help getting in shape

    I think I just got told.

  2. Help getting in shape

    I was laughing at the whole thing too but then it actually made sense to me. When I lit up the smoke I stopped panting like a bastard and started taking slow, deep inhales. If I didn't think I'd look like such a knob I'd figure out some sort of contraption to attach to my face/mouth area so...

  3. Help getting in shape

    It has nothing to do with lazy and has everything to do with being horrendously out of shape. If I had've been lazy I would've just sat at home and got high instead of going out and attempting to run.

  4. Help getting in shape

    I made it around the block twice today. However, I'm starting to think that my Chucks aren't the best shoes for running.

  5. Well my god

    Fuck you, I'm higher than giraffe pussy.

  6. Help getting in shape

    Right. So, I decided that I was going to start off easy with some light running. I get up this morning, get my shit together. The basics: t-shirt, shorts, mp3 player, water, cigarettes. Do some minor stretching and then hit the old dusty trail. For about 60 seconds. No shit, literally about 60...

  7. How to save?

    The best way to save money is to make more money. I recommend putting your Mother out on the street corner so she may give blowjobs for nickels. Live the dream.

  8. How to become a VIP

    If people ask for stuff it is usually given. I think I like that system better than randomly posting crap anyway.

  9. Getting beat by someone using the same move over and over

    Not true. Even in the case of two evenly matched players there is still the issue of strategy to face. You can sucker anybody into any trap at any time. That's part of being good at the game. And of course you would clown me in a series of FPS games. I don't play FPS games typically and on top...

  10. Hello!

    No matter what do not accept any offers to sit on Uncle Enzo's lap.

  11. Help getting in shape

    That's not bad. I might just try that. Losing weight isn't the worst idea in the world for me either. I'm walking around at 220-ish these days and my doc says I'm about 20 pounds over-weight but fuck him. Mostly just looking to improve my over all physical condition so this might be just what...

  12. No more pennies in Canada

    http://www.ottawasun.com/2012/03/29/feds-pull-the-penny Really, I'm just posting shit at this point but I dunno. It'll be weird not having them around. I always make sure I'm carrying 4 pennies so I can make exact change. Discuss all penny related activities here.

  13. Help getting in shape

    So yeah, I'm pretty useless when it comes to this stuff. I've been looking at starting BJJ classes at this local school. It's an Renzo Gracie academy too so it's pretty legit and not too expensive. Also, since I've really gotten into MMA in general I've wanted to learn a bit more and have a...

  14. I think I done got plagiarised!!!!

    I think I just want more people to call me a fucking moron.

  15. I think I done got plagiarised!!!!

    Called him out on it numerous times in the comments section under his article and each one was deleted. Not surprising, but it feels to me like it lends a little more credence to the idea as he didn't delete and was more than willing to respond to the people calling him a fucking moron.

  16. Should I?

    I never thought that ideological differences would have that much of an effect. She was also the first one I ever met. I thought Communists were myths these days. No movie will remove her drawers but give High Fidelity a shot. It's funny, got great music and it's definitely a more romantic...

  17. I think I done got plagiarised!!!!

    Yo, so some of you may have read the article I wrote on the Streak a month or so ago. If you missed it here: http://www.cagesideseats.com/2012/2/23/2819155/on-the-streak But today, I happened to be directed towards this little gem from some WrestleZone doucher...

  18. Should I?

    This happens to me a lot. I tend to forget that people put on their best faces for a while and just automatically assume that they're actually like that. Then I inevitably get disappointed. Quotes I can't give you. But essentially it came down to her saying that all Muslim men are horrible...

  19. Should I?

    ROFL Nope, this time I did the right thing. She started getting mad clingy on me, but I was like, whatever, as long as I'm chilled it's all good. So this past Sunday we were driving back from her place and she starts talking about her exes. That's cool, you share that kind of stuff...

  20. John Cena vs. The Rock

    Actually, looking at the past promos after the show was the catalyst. I have a hard time believing that my sense of humour has changed that much but after the Kung Pao chicken nonsense I watched a bunch of the best of the Rock videos and I found myself just not laughing. I watched those 3...
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