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  1. Help getting in shape

    Doesn't taste anything like mayonnaise. My Grandmother used to make that and tomato soup cake. Fucked up shit.

  2. Should I?

    lol. I never really watched CSI but that reminded me of this one episode I saw where they were investigating a murder at some fat chick/fat chick lovers convention and it turned out that the guy died after the chick rode him to finish and then fell asleep on top of him and suffocated him to...

  3. Should I?

    No, at that point I guess I'll just have to start dating fatties.

  4. Help getting in shape

    I knew even before clicking that link that it was Paula Deen once you mentioned she puts mayo in everything. I can't really fault her though. Have you ever had mayonnaise cake?

  5. Your weird food tastes

    We all have them. Some of us do weird shit with our food that we think is perfectly normal until you do it around someone else and they're all "what the fuck?" So yeah, let's go. When I eat chicken noodle soup, I dip peanut butter sandwiches on white bread into the broth and eat them...

  6. Help getting in shape

    Crushed ritz on broccoli and cheese? That could be good. You just gave me an idea for a thread too.

  7. Should I?

    There are guys out there who like themselves a Reubenesque type woman. I'm not one of those guys, but I also don't like super skinny chicks either. This one might actually be like, the epitome of perfect body type for me. I still can't believe she didn't sleep with me. I'm not trying to be all...

  8. Help getting in shape

    Speaking of Ritz crackers. I had chocolate covered Ritz at my Mother's place the other day. When did this shit start and why wasn't I notified?

  9. Is Brock really a Bitch?

    Missed this before. Ideally it will never happen. What a way to take a giant dump on your business and pimp somebody else's.

  10. Help getting in shape

    Yeah, that smoothie is so good it hurts me. There's another one they make that's really good too. Can't recall exactly what it is but it tasted almost exactly like the syrup you get in fruit cups. So good. The Cap'n french toast is easy. I saw it on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives a while ago and...

  11. Should I?

    Right, so I almost gave up. However, I met this really nice one, I think. Super tiny, like 5'2". Gorgeous smile and just a really great attitude in general. Took her out to dinner last weekend for tapas. Hardest part about going out with girls to supper is not showcasing my voracious appetite...

  12. Help getting in shape

    Almost certainly. Especially since I was drinking the good stuff: and http://bolthouse.com/our-products/beverages/smoothies/berry-boost/detail I still eat the Cap'n but I dunno. Not as much. Though I did make Cap'n Crunch crusted french toast the other day and it was pretty friggin...

  13. Is Brock really a Bitch?

    My biggest problem with this is that nobody is playing on the same level here. Brock is saying whatever he wants about Cena, and that's fine. It sounds good and it makes sense for him to say. However Cena isn't responding back in the same manner which is creating a huge disparity between the...

  14. The News and Rumors Thread

    As to whether Rock is juicing or not you'd have to know how much weight he's put on and how much he's converted to muscle. That said, he's on the gas imo.

  15. Help getting in shape

    Being a chef is also why I buy mad processed and packaged stuff on my days off. I'm just too fucking lazy.

  16. Help getting in shape

    Yup, which makes it kind of worse because I sit there and eat all day long. Fucked something up? I'm not going to throw it out, I'll eat it. I think what I really need to worry about most is my impending massive coronary.

  17. Help getting in shape

    Pretty much all my life. I'm always hungry though. Like, constantly. And that list doesn't even cover my water intake. I seriously think something might be wrong with me, but I like to eat.

  18. Help getting in shape

    You laugh, but you wouldn't if you saw my grocery bills.

  19. Help getting in shape

    Well, let's take yesterday for example. Keep in mind I also eat horribly, especially on my days off. Breakfast: 6 banana chocolate chunk muffins and a litre of orange juice. Lunch: 2lbs of macaroni and cheese Afternoon munchies: 2 bags of chocolate covered pretzels Supper: 2lbs of lasagna...

  20. Help getting in shape

    I actually looked at the shit I ate the other day. I take in any where from 5000 -10000 calories a day. No fucking clue how I'm not a whale. On the plus side. I'm getting my wind, baby.
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