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    Hey homies, I will get a response tt for impact up tomorrow night for sure.

    Hey homies, I will get a response tt for impact up tomorrow night for sure.
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    Smackdown Spoilers (10/25/13)

    Should've booked CP Munk instead to add some zest and credibility to the feud. Credibility? More like INcredibility.
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    UWF 2013 Halloween Havok Trash Talking

    Re: UWF Halloween Havok: reDRagon vs London & Kendrick THE Brian Kendrick's gaze is locked on to the titantron above the ramp. His cold eyes, swirling deep with clouded thoughts, consider it for a moment before jumping towards his partner. He studies Paul London's head, looks back at the...
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    Previous Impact Previews

    UWF Impact 10/18/13: Real Americans vs Real American Dolphins Bass line... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE The unfathomably catchy and timeless hit by America's greatest musical talent (ever) shatters the air in the arena like a grouse going through the dining room window...
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    Totally love it homie! Would you like it for the show this friday?

    Totally love it homie! Would you like it for the show this friday?
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    Cena's Return?

    Del Rio vs. Cena for the heavyweight title at HIAC. What the deal is with this anyway? Is Cena really going to be in this match? Does he possess inhuman healing abilites (see almost every match in his career for evidence supporting this theory)? Did he suffer an injury that was exagerated in...
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    UWF 2013 Halloween Havok Trash Talking

    Re: UWF Halloween Havok: reDRagon vs London & Kendrick Bass line... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE The greatest song by the greatest band of all time puts an sudden end to the inane ramblings of the vanilla midgets in the ring. To the surprise of some, the joy of a few...
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    Previous Impact Previews

    Re: UWF Impact: CM Punk & American Dolphins vs The Real Americans Bass line... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys blasts through the PA, rocking the arena as only the greatest song by the greatest band of all time possibley could. THE Brian Kendrick...
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    Hello there!

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    Wade Barrett Being Re-packaged?

    Gimmick should - and I said thus when he debuted on next - that of Count W. Barrett, who rides to ring in a hot air balloon with fireworks, has a different colored rise each week and doesn't take poppycock from nobody. Is also racist against Alasakans, a family feud daring back to when a dust...
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    Previous Impact Previews

    Re: UWF Presents Impact 10/03/13 Good show! Thanks a lot to the writers for the hard work, especially coming off the ppv. Main event match was sweet, and Joseph Parks as the GM is pretty rad. I don't know how long that's been going on for, but if it hasn't happened already I'd love to see some...
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    Survivor Series poster

    Hopeful that this means we'll get more person-on-animal matches. Granted Gator wrestling isn't the best for tv with all the splashing messing with the cameras. Would love to see who comes out best between Khali and a sun bear or JTG and a hyena.
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    How a Mom would book the WWE

    Not just any Mom though. Only this Mom. Likelyly. Watch carefully as I transform a day off work into a hypothetical WWE future for the next nine months or so. I did nothing I couldn't see the WWE reasonably doing, took current injuries into account, signed nobody new and only used a few (one?)...
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    Wrestling with Shadows! Long name, needs a nickname. Like... Flash Callahan. Flash for short...

    Wrestling with Shadows! Long name, needs a nickname. Like... Flash Callahan. Flash for short. I'm cool playing the American Dolphins as heel or face (although I'm sure they would describe themselves as "beyond good and evil"). So if you impact staff have a preference, I will gladly dance to the...
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    UWF 2013: Past Pay-Per-Views

    Re: UWF Presents Bound for Glory 2013 -==Slow Loading Times Ahead==- What a crazy huge show! Lots of great effort by the tt'ers and the writers. Being new, I'm obviously not so in-the-know or emotionally involved with a lot of the feuds, but the caliber of this show and everyone else's reaction...
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    Yushin Okami released from the UFC

    That's dumb. Dude has been a top guy consistently for years. He may not be a big draw in the west, and many would call most of his fights 'boring', but he's still one of the best middleweights in the world. Might not want to see him in a title fight again, but he was good for a gatekeeper. Look...
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    Early Ideas for Undertaker,Lesnar,Rock at WM30

    Even though its highly unlikely, a match with Sting would be cool too. Probably not a great match given their limitations at this age, but still a dream match. When there was that glimpse if hope a few years back with the promos that just turned about to be taker anyways, it was pretty exciting...
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    Early Ideas for Undertaker,Lesnar,Rock at WM30

    Tho if Donald Duck ever wrestled in ppv, I'd love to see him end the streak. Also, lesnar makes lots of sense cause of the Ariel helwani interview beef from forever ago. If not lesnar tho, why not cena? That's a big match. Having a guy like ryback (or sheamus as was rumored a few years back)...
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    UFC 165: Jones vs. Gustafsson

    If the rematch doesn't happen, or if Jones has foot problems / any other injuries that the apparently healthy Swede doesn't want to wait around for, a match with Gus might make sense to set up a clear #1 contendor. Available guys Mousasi or Lil Nog might want a crack at Gus too since a victory...
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    New series to watch?

    Utopia and Sherlock are both really good British tv shows I would highly recommend. Utopia is only six episodes, one season so far, but very intriguing, intelligent and fascinatingly stylistic drama-thriller type thing. Sherlock is two three-episode seasons, each episode is about as long as a...
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